March 26, 2025 • 18 mins
There's a theory about flying that has us saying, "NO!" What do ya'll think?
Spencer stole a battery from his smoke detector for something else! Blair is shocked!
Megan thought Kenny Chesney wasn't even American.
Spencer stole a battery from his smoke detector for something else! Blair is shocked!
Megan thought Kenny Chesney wasn't even American.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So the airport theory states that you need to arrive
to any airport in the world only fifteen to twenty
minutes before your flight takes off, and you're fine.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Your flight leaves at ten o'clock, you can get there
nine to forty five, you'll get through security, you'll get
to your gate, and then you're good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There's so many TikTok influencers and things like that that
are like filming their experience and showing that hey, this,
you know, this is fine, Look at me, I made it.
The only thing is a lot of times a your
airline won't take your bags if you're less than twenty
minutes away from departure. So if you're checking a bag,
that's an issue in itself. Let's say you're not checking
(00:41):
a bag, you just have a carry on. You're expecting
everyone to bow down to your inability to plan and
arrive early for this to be a success. It's the
rudest theory I've heard.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because if everybody tried to show up fifteen minutes before
their flight, it would cause absolute chaos. How early do
you show up to the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Blayer, It depends when I'm traveling alone, if I'm going
on a girls trip or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll so you judge your time based on the people
that you're going with.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
For sure, if it's just me, I try to get
there sixty to ninety minutes before the flight. Steve has
flying anxiety and like travel days just scare him and
worry him, so he prefers that one and a half
to two hour time slot. If I'm traveling with a
bigger group and I'm the person that's planned the trip,
like our trip this past Thanksgiving to New York City
(01:35):
three and I was like, I need everyone here. I
literally have the arrival time in the airport. I'm like,
I've got to check all you fools you have food,
and so I need you here two to two and
a half hours early.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I fell stressed out just listening to your itinerary for
that day.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
If the airline says for domestic travel, be an hour early.
For international travel, two hours early, that's the best possible
thing that you can do.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Is ridiculous for an international flight.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
For an international flight, I got a lot going on.
I just I feel like you should just enjoy your time.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh my god, giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot,
it's the good Good on the Spencer Grave Show. Megan,
You're gonna love this story because it has to do
with the veteran of the army. Her name is Kristen.
I don't even want to try her last name. It's
long van der Sanden.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She had a military dog. They did twenty secret service
missions while she was stationed in on deployment in Afghanistan,
and then when she left to go to a different base,
she had to leave her dog, Fanky behind. Fanky ended
up retiring in January and she wanted him back. So
the Humane Society made it happen as part of their
(02:51):
Military Working Dog program and they're going to cover all
his VET bills for the rest of his life. Big
news yesterday at the Country Music Hall of Fame. Three
people are going to be enshrined in immortality for the
rest of their days.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Kenny Chesney has won that.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Girls.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
That obviously made you really happy to hear Blair.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I legitimately cried watching Vince gillen ounce. I was beyond thrilled.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Vince Gill did a great job. He represented all three
and then shared a little bit about their background. This
is what Kenny had to say, I.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Went with my mom and my stepfather to a field
about ten miles from my house to see this group
Alabama that was going to play and not I couldn't
believe they were gonna play just right down the just
right down the road from my house. And I went
to that show, and something happened to me that night.
There was a fire lit, something happened in my soul
(03:53):
that set me on this path. If you'd have told
that kid that night, on a hot summer night in
each See, that this was gonna happen, I would have
told you that you were crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Interesting that a kid from Tennessee was impacted by a
band called Alabama from Alabama.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, don't be making anything about it. Bigs of Landelight
as a song about a Tennessee Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Night, June Carter got in as the legends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wee Jackson go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
June Carter passed away several years ago along with her husband,
Johnny Cash, so her daughter and son were on hand
to talk about her mom's or their mom's accomplishments.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Great for that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And then Tony Brown, a person that a lot of
people don't know, but he was the longtime pianist for Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
From the Piano from Nashville to Tony Brown.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Rarely did any singing himself, but a phenomenal performer, and
he got in for the non musical side or the
non performer side. So congratulations to everybody and no Shoes Nation,
congratulations to you, your boy, Kenny Chesney will be enshrined.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You played a clip of Kenny Chesney talking. I thought
he was Australian.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Hang on, I went.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
With my mom and my stepfather to a field about
ten miles.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
From That sounds Australian, do you no.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's why I'm shocked, because I found it. I thought
he was Australian man that Keith Urban I thought, and
Morgan Evans like I thought, they are all Australian, I thought.
I thought, do you just not listen to me when
I talk? I thought you just had from Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, I mean, I'm not not Morgan Evans, Keith Urban, Yes,
but Kenny Chesney, you know we're both from Tennessee. Were
both now you know you didn't catch up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So legitimately you heard Kenny Chesney's voice and you thought
that can't possibly be him.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, I thought he is that person like Spencer you
got the wrong clip. H.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Clearly, I clearly don't talk about can and that's so
I will do my due diligence and start talking about there.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You say, like you know you were born in Tennessee.
You say, oh, we're from Tennessee. I thought it was
the same kind of thing, like you're not actually from Tennessee,
you were just born there. I thought. I thought, any
Jesse just like Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh wow, we've learned so many things this morning. It's
the Spencer Grave Show. I almost had a bail on
a really cool thing. Am first asked me to come
out and do a clay pigeon clay shooting event. Shotguns,
bang bang, all that kind of stuff, which I really enjoyed,
but I almost didn't get to go. I was leaving
the house and I went upstairs to my gun case
(06:39):
and I tried to open up the door and I
couldn't do it. It's an electronic keypad. The battery, I guess,
was dying. So I had to google in YouTube how
to change a battery and a gun safe, which I've
never done in my life. I find out that you
have to open up this tray. I get the tray
and I get the battery out. Well, it's one of
these batteries that you don't readily use. It's like one
(07:02):
of those nine volts. It's the same one that fit
in the smoke detectors. So I went to the one
room that I don't really use in my house that much,
and I took the battery out of that and put
it into the gun safe just to get it working.
And guess what, it worked. You're scratching your head, Blair, Why.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This behavior would not happen in our household? My type personality.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You don't take the batteries out of things and move
them if you have to.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, there, we have a stash of batteries. It's in
our laundry room top shelf and it has double A,
triple A, and D batteries. Those are the typical ones
around our house, kid toys, that kind of thing. And
if I saw my lovely, lovely husband taking batteries out
of something for something else, gosh.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He would be in so much trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And he knows it, because now that I start to
think about it, he probably did this when he was single,
living on his own.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He would never her. No, you would be the abs
like an overly prepared, amount of batteries on batteries and
batteries in your house, probably buy your Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
In fact, in fact, what's crazy is Steve's daughter that
lives right behind us. There's plenty of times that she'll
be like, hey, do you have this battery size? And
she'll come down and get them from our stash because
she just knows, like Blair has this, like she has
what we need.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
No to self, I'm going to buy you a battery
Daddy for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, I figured you did. I'll get you a backup.
I'll get you the battery Granddaddy. It's a little bigger, perfect.
So Megan, I took it out of the smoke detector.
I've heard you say in the past that your smoke
detectors don't work.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't even know why you would have batteries in
there to begin with, Like once they start chirping, I
take them off the wall because it's just Megan, you
have to move in. You have to move in with us.
At this point, you were not safe. I was not safe.
I mean, don't tell my insurance company, but it's like,
you know, my neighbor's in Mount All. They'll tell me
if my house is on fire, and they probably put
it out.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You told us stories about some of your neighbors. I'm
not relying on them to give good information.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I mean they're good people. They know what's going on
in the town.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Then eight five five graves zero.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
If you're the type of person who swipes batteries from
one place to you somewhere else.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, I've been known to grab a battery from a
drill and jump the carl.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean, when times call for a solution, it's the
perfect thing.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's How Country are You? On the Spencer Grave Show.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Leslie is in Helena. She's getting ready to play How
Country are you?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We are going to ask you three questions, but I
always like to find out on a scale of one
to country, how.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Country are you?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I think I'm about a seven.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Here we go, Megan's got free questions for you. We'll
give you a score at the end.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, okay, Leslie. First question, we want you to say
this word for us. I'm gonna spell for you. Okay, Okay,
P O L I C E.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Police Mmm, that's too suburban. The police.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah. Another thing that I noticed a lot of country
people say is Blair, you say it this way? Can
you say Thanksgiving for us? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Thanksgiving? Police? Is what we were looking for.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Question number two, When you meet someone new and you
look them up and down, how can you tell that
they're not actually country?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
M A lot of times their shoes so well, if
they don't have any dirt on them, because.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I know a lot of people say, well, if you're
not wearing boots, and not everybody wears boots, but you
got to wear some shoes that got a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Of dirting herself naturally.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
How else do you look at somebody in the way
they're dressing. You know they're not country.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
If they have a beer t shirt on bush light.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Miller lied bud light.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Our banquet is so you could cross the lines and
you could have a Rusty Wallace NASCAR shirt and that
takes care of the Miller light at the same time.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Question number three, what's the most redneck thing that you've
ever done?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Probably when I was a kid, we didn't have like
an official inner tube to be pulled with, you know,
behind the boat, like when your dad pulls you in
like that that skin of death on the river, Yeah,
the Warrior River. So we just use like the inner
tube from an actual tire.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
There you go, like, that's what I was raised on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yes, that seven goes up a notch today she is
an eight. Megan.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I saw into your TikTok the other day that you
were ranking your alarm sounds because of your boyfriend's alarm
and your alarm.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yes, I can't stand the sound of a typical alarm.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
What is it about his alarm and then drives you crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It just gives me such panic in the morning when
I hear it, And I think it probably has something
to do with the fact that every time I'm staying
in army barracks there's always somebody who has this loud alarm.
It's the standard iPhone alarm and it goes off for
hours and they won't turn it off.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Wait, so when you're in the barracks, do you guys
not wake up to the bugle?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
A lot of times you have to get up before
but they.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Don't play the bugle? Or do they play the bugle
every day over loud speakers?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah? They play it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, but one time normally like nine.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think it's six. Oh my, I can't remember, and
you have to stop and face the flag and salute.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But then you can go back to bed.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
No, you can't go back to bed. You usually have
to get up and be outside for PT I gotcha before.
That's even mostly late at six o'clock. I think that's
why I just can't stand it. I don't know, but
I hate that alarm if he plays it. I he
lunges in the morning over to it because he knows
he messed up.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
For those that don't know, this is what Megan wakes
up to.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, that's pearl Jam even flow, and that is your
alarm sound. So on a scale of one to ten,
decimal points included, give me your rank on pearl Jam
even flow.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's the best. It's a ten out of ten.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Ten out of ten. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Now, your boyfriend, he has an iPhone. He's an elitist,
just like all the other iPhone fans. We're the best,
and this is his alarm. I want you to give
a score on this with decimal points.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh my god, let's make it stop, Please make it stop.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
So what's your score?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Zero?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's the timer sound, though, there's a different alarm sound.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh really?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
All right, Well what do you think about this one?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
On a scale of one to ten decimal points included,
how did you feel about that alarm?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Probably a two. I don't think it would wake me up.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Oh really, I think it'd.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Be a while and it'd become part of my dream.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So the one that I can't stand the most is
the it's on an iPhone and I've hated this one
ever since it came out.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
But this is the sound that has driven me crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
When people have this is their alarm, I want to
grab their phone and chuck it out a window.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
That reminds me of like the old black box huge
alarm clocks my parents used to have with the red
the big red numbers, and you could either have the
radio playing to wake you up, so in case the
city my choice. Yeah, it was always the same one,
or it would play that and sometimes the radio wouldn't
work on it, so it would just play that noise.
(14:43):
And I just imagine, like Ferris Bueller or something smacking
that radio.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Give us a rank on your spouse's alarm, Heather, tell
us about it?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Why is this so bad? Can you mimic it?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I cannot, so it's one of the most annoying sounds.
It'll go off twenty times full volume, so it is
my day off. He's got twenty alarm sets, news is
each one of them, so they're going off in between
as well. Gets up at the last second, and meanwhile,
I'm laying in bed right away waiting for him to
get up so I can go.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't know how you guys are, but at the
sound of the first note on my alarm, I am
up and out of bed and ready to go.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I don't get to the chorus of even Flow.
I don't get close. But if I do, it has
to get a certain volume otherwise it'll just I'll be
jamming in my sleep.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Yeah, it's a lot, needless to say. I'm upright and
early when he.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Is straight back.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Heather, thank you very much, have a great day.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Thank you to jump over to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Barbie Rank your spouse's alarm sound.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Apparently, I'm lucky that my husband doesn't have an alarm,
but I do, and it doesn't wake me up the
common If it does, I go back to sleep and
he wakes up. What does annoying that gets his ticks.
The sounds when he gets a ticks the dog barking.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh no, no, uh uh no, get in his phone
and changing, oh.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
You can be anywhere, and he starts barking. Then he
pocket and I'll you know, or I'll say, hey, you're
barking in here, you know. But it's either that or
of the dug quax.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, So the people they go to church this Sunday,
they'll be sitting in the middle of the sermon and
all of a sudden, you're getting here, and then it's
a mad dash for them to try to silence it.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Right, Barbie, thank you, have a great day.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I have the stami issue with my husband's alarm clock,
so that I actually sleep in another room when he's working.
When he wakes up before me, how does his alarm sound?
It's like that he doesn't here.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
That is the absolute worst alarm.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
I sweep downstairs and I still hear it, and he's
like completely.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oblivioud here, So truly his alarm clock? Is you coming
down waking him up and turning it off? Yeah, yeah,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
And then he's like, why do you wake me up
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I'm like, well, Desiree. Thank you for spending some time
with us. We appreciate you listening.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
I love you guys, and we're looking to move to
the area. I'm actually in New York City awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, thank you for streaming us, and we look forward
to you moving. Where are you thinking about going.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
We're in between Madison and Owen Crossford. Awesome like coming
down in April.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well, we're excited about you guys coming here. We haven't
gotten like Nashville yet where we're trying to force people
to leave, but thank you for coming.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
I love it. I actually was there already, so now
I'm bringing the kids and the husband.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
In that horrible, horrible alarm Desiree.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
When you get here, we look forward to seeing you
at some country concerts.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Okay, oh, I love it. Thank you
So the airport theory states that you need to arrive
to any airport in the world only fifteen to twenty
minutes before your flight takes off, and you're fine.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Your flight leaves at ten o'clock, you can get there
nine to forty five, you'll get through security, you'll get
to your gate, and then you're good.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
There's so many TikTok influencers and things like that that
are like filming their experience and showing that hey, this,
you know, this is fine, Look at me, I made it.
The only thing is a lot of times a your
airline won't take your bags if you're less than twenty
minutes away from departure. So if you're checking a bag,
that's an issue in itself. Let's say you're not checking
(00:41):
a bag, you just have a carry on. You're expecting
everyone to bow down to your inability to plan and
arrive early for this to be a success. It's the
rudest theory I've heard.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because if everybody tried to show up fifteen minutes before
their flight, it would cause absolute chaos. How early do
you show up to the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Blayer, It depends when I'm traveling alone, if I'm going
on a girls trip or something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'll so you judge your time based on the people
that you're going with.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
For sure, if it's just me, I try to get
there sixty to ninety minutes before the flight. Steve has
flying anxiety and like travel days just scare him and
worry him, so he prefers that one and a half
to two hour time slot. If I'm traveling with a
bigger group and I'm the person that's planned the trip,
like our trip this past Thanksgiving to New York City
(01:35):
three and I was like, I need everyone here. I
literally have the arrival time in the airport. I'm like,
I've got to check all you fools you have food,
and so I need you here two to two and
a half hours early.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I fell stressed out just listening to your itinerary for
that day.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
If the airline says for domestic travel, be an hour early.
For international travel, two hours early, that's the best possible
thing that you can do.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Is ridiculous for an international flight.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
For an international flight, I got a lot going on.
I just I feel like you should just enjoy your time.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh my god, giving you all the warm fuzzies and whatnot,
it's the good Good on the Spencer Grave Show. Megan,
You're gonna love this story because it has to do
with the veteran of the army. Her name is Kristen.
I don't even want to try her last name. It's
long van der Sanden.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
She had a military dog. They did twenty secret service
missions while she was stationed in on deployment in Afghanistan,
and then when she left to go to a different base,
she had to leave her dog, Fanky behind. Fanky ended
up retiring in January and she wanted him back. So
the Humane Society made it happen as part of their
(02:51):
Military Working Dog program and they're going to cover all
his VET bills for the rest of his life. Big
news yesterday at the Country Music Hall of Fame. Three
people are going to be enshrined in immortality for the
rest of their days.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Kenny Chesney has won that.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Girls.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
That obviously made you really happy to hear Blair.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I legitimately cried watching Vince gillen ounce. I was beyond thrilled.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Vince Gill did a great job. He represented all three
and then shared a little bit about their background. This
is what Kenny had to say, I.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Went with my mom and my stepfather to a field
about ten miles from my house to see this group
Alabama that was going to play and not I couldn't
believe they were gonna play just right down the just
right down the road from my house. And I went
to that show, and something happened to me that night.
There was a fire lit, something happened in my soul
(03:53):
that set me on this path. If you'd have told
that kid that night, on a hot summer night in
each See, that this was gonna happen, I would have
told you that you were crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Interesting that a kid from Tennessee was impacted by a
band called Alabama from Alabama.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, don't be making anything about it. Bigs of Landelight
as a song about a Tennessee Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Night, June Carter got in as the legends.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wee Jackson go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
June Carter passed away several years ago along with her husband,
Johnny Cash, so her daughter and son were on hand
to talk about her mom's or their mom's accomplishments.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Great for that.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
And then Tony Brown, a person that a lot of
people don't know, but he was the longtime pianist for Elvis.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
From the Piano from Nashville to Tony Brown.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Rarely did any singing himself, but a phenomenal performer, and
he got in for the non musical side or the
non performer side. So congratulations to everybody and no Shoes Nation,
congratulations to you, your boy, Kenny Chesney will be enshrined.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You played a clip of Kenny Chesney talking. I thought
he was Australian.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Hang on, I went.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
With my mom and my stepfather to a field about
ten miles.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
From That sounds Australian, do you no.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's why I'm shocked, because I found it. I thought
he was Australian man that Keith Urban I thought, and
Morgan Evans like I thought, they are all Australian, I thought.
I thought, do you just not listen to me when
I talk? I thought you just had from Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Well, I mean, I'm not not Morgan Evans, Keith Urban, Yes,
but Kenny Chesney, you know we're both from Tennessee. Were
both now you know you didn't catch up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So legitimately you heard Kenny Chesney's voice and you thought
that can't possibly be him.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, I thought he is that person like Spencer you
got the wrong clip. H.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Clearly, I clearly don't talk about can and that's so
I will do my due diligence and start talking about there.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You say, like you know you were born in Tennessee.
You say, oh, we're from Tennessee. I thought it was
the same kind of thing, like you're not actually from Tennessee,
you were just born there. I thought. I thought, any
Jesse just like Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Oh wow, we've learned so many things this morning. It's
the Spencer Grave Show. I almost had a bail on
a really cool thing. Am first asked me to come
out and do a clay pigeon clay shooting event. Shotguns,
bang bang, all that kind of stuff, which I really enjoyed,
but I almost didn't get to go. I was leaving
the house and I went upstairs to my gun case
(06:39):
and I tried to open up the door and I
couldn't do it. It's an electronic keypad. The battery, I guess,
was dying. So I had to google in YouTube how
to change a battery and a gun safe, which I've
never done in my life. I find out that you
have to open up this tray. I get the tray
and I get the battery out. Well, it's one of
these batteries that you don't readily use. It's like one
(07:02):
of those nine volts. It's the same one that fit
in the smoke detectors. So I went to the one
room that I don't really use in my house that much,
and I took the battery out of that and put
it into the gun safe just to get it working.
And guess what, it worked. You're scratching your head, Blair, Why.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This behavior would not happen in our household? My type personality.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You don't take the batteries out of things and move
them if you have to.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, there, we have a stash of batteries. It's in
our laundry room top shelf and it has double A,
triple A, and D batteries. Those are the typical ones
around our house, kid toys, that kind of thing. And
if I saw my lovely, lovely husband taking batteries out
of something for something else, gosh.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
He would be in so much trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And he knows it, because now that I start to
think about it, he probably did this when he was single,
living on his own.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
He would never her. No, you would be the abs
like an overly prepared, amount of batteries on batteries and
batteries in your house, probably buy your Christmas trees.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
In fact, in fact, what's crazy is Steve's daughter that
lives right behind us. There's plenty of times that she'll
be like, hey, do you have this battery size? And
she'll come down and get them from our stash because
she just knows, like Blair has this, like she has
what we need.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
No to self, I'm going to buy you a battery
Daddy for your birthday.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I have one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, I figured you did. I'll get you a backup.
I'll get you the battery Granddaddy. It's a little bigger, perfect.
So Megan, I took it out of the smoke detector.
I've heard you say in the past that your smoke
detectors don't work.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't even know why you would have batteries in
there to begin with, Like once they start chirping, I
take them off the wall because it's just Megan, you
have to move in. You have to move in with us.
At this point, you were not safe. I was not safe.
I mean, don't tell my insurance company, but it's like,
you know, my neighbor's in Mount All. They'll tell me
if my house is on fire, and they probably put
it out.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You told us stories about some of your neighbors. I'm
not relying on them to give good information.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I mean they're good people. They know what's going on
in the town.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Then eight five five graves zero.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
If you're the type of person who swipes batteries from
one place to you somewhere else.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Yeah, I've been known to grab a battery from a
drill and jump the carl.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean, when times call for a solution, it's the
perfect thing.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
It's How Country are You? On the Spencer Grave Show.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Leslie is in Helena. She's getting ready to play How
Country are you?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
We are going to ask you three questions, but I
always like to find out on a scale of one
to country, how.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Country are you?
Speaker 6 (09:48):
I think I'm about a seven.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Here we go, Megan's got free questions for you. We'll
give you a score at the end.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, okay, Leslie. First question, we want you to say
this word for us. I'm gonna spell for you. Okay, Okay,
P O L I C E.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Police Mmm, that's too suburban. The police.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Yeah. Another thing that I noticed a lot of country
people say is Blair, you say it this way? Can
you say Thanksgiving for us? Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Thanksgiving? Police? Is what we were looking for.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Question number two, When you meet someone new and you
look them up and down, how can you tell that
they're not actually country?
Speaker 6 (10:34):
M A lot of times their shoes so well, if
they don't have any dirt on them, because.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I know a lot of people say, well, if you're
not wearing boots, and not everybody wears boots, but you
got to wear some shoes that got a little bit.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Of dirting herself naturally.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
How else do you look at somebody in the way
they're dressing. You know they're not country.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
If they have a beer t shirt on bush light.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Miller lied bud light.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Our banquet is so you could cross the lines and
you could have a Rusty Wallace NASCAR shirt and that
takes care of the Miller light at the same time.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Question number three, what's the most redneck thing that you've
ever done?
Speaker 6 (11:22):
Probably when I was a kid, we didn't have like
an official inner tube to be pulled with, you know,
behind the boat, like when your dad pulls you in
like that that skin of death on the river, Yeah,
the Warrior River. So we just use like the inner
tube from an actual tire.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
There you go, like, that's what I was raised on.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yes, that seven goes up a notch today she is
an eight. Megan.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I saw into your TikTok the other day that you
were ranking your alarm sounds because of your boyfriend's alarm
and your alarm.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yes, I can't stand the sound of a typical alarm.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
What is it about his alarm and then drives you crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It just gives me such panic in the morning when
I hear it, And I think it probably has something
to do with the fact that every time I'm staying
in army barracks there's always somebody who has this loud alarm.
It's the standard iPhone alarm and it goes off for
hours and they won't turn it off.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Wait, so when you're in the barracks, do you guys
not wake up to the bugle?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
A lot of times you have to get up before
but they.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Don't play the bugle? Or do they play the bugle
every day over loud speakers?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah? They play it.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Yeah, but one time normally like nine.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think it's six. Oh my, I can't remember, and
you have to stop and face the flag and salute.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But then you can go back to bed.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
No, you can't go back to bed. You usually have
to get up and be outside for PT I gotcha before.
That's even mostly late at six o'clock. I think that's
why I just can't stand it. I don't know, but
I hate that alarm if he plays it. I he
lunges in the morning over to it because he knows
he messed up.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
For those that don't know, this is what Megan wakes
up to.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, that's pearl Jam even flow, and that is your
alarm sound. So on a scale of one to ten,
decimal points included, give me your rank on pearl Jam
even flow.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's the best. It's a ten out of ten.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Ten out of ten. Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Now, your boyfriend, he has an iPhone. He's an elitist,
just like all the other iPhone fans. We're the best,
and this is his alarm. I want you to give
a score on this with decimal points.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh my god, let's make it stop, Please make it stop.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
So what's your score?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Zero?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
That's the timer sound, though, there's a different alarm sound.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh really?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
All right, Well what do you think about this one?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
On a scale of one to ten decimal points included,
how did you feel about that alarm?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Probably a two. I don't think it would wake me up.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Oh really, I think it'd.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Be a while and it'd become part of my dream.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So the one that I can't stand the most is
the it's on an iPhone and I've hated this one
ever since it came out.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
But this is the sound that has driven me crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
When people have this is their alarm, I want to
grab their phone and chuck it out a window.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
That reminds me of like the old black box huge
alarm clocks my parents used to have with the red
the big red numbers, and you could either have the
radio playing to wake you up, so in case the
city my choice. Yeah, it was always the same one,
or it would play that and sometimes the radio wouldn't
work on it, so it would just play that noise.
(14:43):
And I just imagine, like Ferris Bueller or something smacking
that radio.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Give us a rank on your spouse's alarm, Heather, tell
us about it?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Why is this so bad? Can you mimic it?
Speaker 8 (15:00):
I cannot, so it's one of the most annoying sounds.
It'll go off twenty times full volume, so it is
my day off. He's got twenty alarm sets, news is
each one of them, so they're going off in between
as well. Gets up at the last second, and meanwhile,
I'm laying in bed right away waiting for him to
get up so I can go.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
Back to sleep.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I don't know how you guys are, but at the
sound of the first note on my alarm, I am
up and out of bed and ready to go.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I don't get to the chorus of even Flow.
I don't get close. But if I do, it has
to get a certain volume otherwise it'll just I'll be
jamming in my sleep.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
Yeah, it's a lot, needless to say. I'm upright and
early when he.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Is straight back.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Heather, thank you very much, have a great day.
Speaker 8 (15:48):
Thank you to jump over to.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Barbie Rank your spouse's alarm sound.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Apparently, I'm lucky that my husband doesn't have an alarm,
but I do, and it doesn't wake me up the
common If it does, I go back to sleep and
he wakes up. What does annoying that gets his ticks.
The sounds when he gets a ticks the dog barking.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh no, no, uh uh no, get in his phone
and changing, oh.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
You can be anywhere, and he starts barking. Then he
pocket and I'll you know, or I'll say, hey, you're
barking in here, you know. But it's either that or
of the dug quax.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Yes, So the people they go to church this Sunday,
they'll be sitting in the middle of the sermon and
all of a sudden, you're getting here, and then it's
a mad dash for them to try to silence it.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Right, Barbie, thank you, have a great day.
Speaker 10 (16:46):
I have the stami issue with my husband's alarm clock,
so that I actually sleep in another room when he's working.
When he wakes up before me, how does his alarm sound?
It's like that he doesn't here.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
That is the absolute worst alarm.
Speaker 10 (17:06):
I sweep downstairs and I still hear it, and he's
like completely.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oblivioud here, So truly his alarm clock? Is you coming
down waking him up and turning it off? Yeah, yeah,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
And then he's like, why do you wake me up
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
I'm like, well, Desiree. Thank you for spending some time
with us. We appreciate you listening.
Speaker 10 (17:30):
I love you guys, and we're looking to move to
the area. I'm actually in New York City awesome.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, thank you for streaming us, and we look forward
to you moving. Where are you thinking about going.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
We're in between Madison and Owen Crossford. Awesome like coming
down in April.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Well, we're excited about you guys coming here. We haven't
gotten like Nashville yet where we're trying to force people
to leave, but thank you for coming.
Speaker 10 (17:53):
I love it. I actually was there already, so now
I'm bringing the kids and the husband.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
In that horrible, horrible alarm Desiree.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
When you get here, we look forward to seeing you
at some country concerts.
Speaker 10 (18:08):
Okay, oh, I love it. Thank you
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