Drake Kulick: Philanthropist | WUW 585

In this special episode of the Washed Up Walk Ons, the guys dive into a wide variety of topics with no guest on the show. They discuss a trending t-shirt design, their experiences with bumper stickers, and the licensing challenges that come with them. The conversation shifts to Iowa Hawkeyes wrestling and the domination of Penn State in the Big Ten Championship. The crew also covers the latest updates on NFL player contracts, including big deals for former Hawkeyes Alaric Jackson. They reflect on Drake's recent trip to Mexico and his unexpected philanthropic work, as well as examine the prospects of World War III deployment locations. Lastly, the guys poke fun at combine performances and debate the best sports moments. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We've had an incredible run of guests to start the
year twenty twenty five. It's been great. We're gonna keep
going with that. But this one harkens back to the
old days. It's just Coog's. Drake joins the show, plus Grant,
the four of us. No specific topic, no groundbreaking information,
just some boys having a discussion. We talk Big ten wrestling,
we talk Hawkeyes getting paid in the NFL, A bunch

(00:20):
of other stuff. Enjoy the show, Enjoy Drake, Let's have
a day, Let's go. I don't think that's true.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Another wash Up walk Ons podcast special guest anonymous caller.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Thanks guys, I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
New T shirt floating around out there.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I saw that one of my buddies sent me a
picture that he bought it. It's funny. I had no
idea that were being made, but I got.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
A good chocol The.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Couple people in the chat were like, you know, been
waiting on that. I got a shovel in.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Time T shirt and the old Adcraft was having a
deal in a bumper sticker.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
It don't funk with me. I've got a shovel in Time,
Like stay off my ass.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
We could put something above above your image.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, we could. We can put don't funk with Me
on top of it.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
No, no, no, I said it should be a bumper sticker.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, it's and then we can turn it into whatever
you want.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I just think I'm funny for that saying. To be
on a bumper.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Sticker, they had to take off the the tiger hawk
and I think the the Iowa across your your helmet.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
But I think for those pretty reasonable.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I mean just otherwise you have to run that
through licensing.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
And I don't know, if you know, we've had our battles.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Honey pot Dale is going to go for that one.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Hi, Yeah, you know, we've had our battles, and I
just don't know if that's the one we want to
pick with him.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
And to be quite honest, I wouldn't expect it to, uh,
you know, to get to get approved. I think Dale
reads that and he says, I've got a shovel in time,
and he starts to think.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
This sounds nefarious.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't approve of this. University of Viola doesn't approve
of this. Hey, keV.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
They doing walk.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Into Oh I can't hear Kevin.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
They made a T shirt of me and I didn't.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Know about I walk into here.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, the you know, are we silent?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What episode was it that you said that drink?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
We gave it away.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We gave it away to the to the top tier
patreons if those who are interested, if you want it,
I did order potentially allegedly, I ordered extra units that
could be for sale. Are we gonna put that on
the website. Yeah, I think we could put that on
the website, but I think we're going to offer it
to the rest of the the other Patreon members first,

(03:29):
and then whatever's left we'll throw up.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
On the website.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think you can tell it's Drake's face for anyone
who's in the ecosystem, I think they know it's Drake.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, you only sent it to people who are on Patreon, right, yes, yes,
Well I think they could take a guess as.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
To who that that could be relative to those probably
very aware, relative to those that are not Patreon listeners.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sure, and that are just here a normal podcast. Hey,
welcome in Washed Up walk Ons. It's just a guys
night podcast. No guest tonight, first time along time, got
a lot to catch up on.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Haven't had one of these in a while?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Should We really got to brush up on the skills
of just having a conversation with my boys, because we've
just been interviewing guests for the first couple of months
of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
What's what's what's the temperature out there? Test the waters
a little bit?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Would you, guys who currently don't have access, buy a
T shirt with Drake's face on it, full blackout, you know,
face black face paint in helmet like death stare, and
then the quote beneath it is just I've got a
shovel in time, implying that if you need to kill, well, allegedly,
if you need to take care of something or someone,

(04:39):
Drake has a shovel and plenty of time to kill.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Need to get one of those attorneys.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
That really only applies to a couple of people though.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, yeah, your allegiance, but well yeah, but it's still
but people, would.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I'll be calling me asking me where my shovels at?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Sure, when's the last time you touched a shovel?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Actually, oh no, it's probably been a while.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It doesn't snow much in Arizona.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
No, it doesn't accept. The mountains to the east of
my house are snow capped right now. Looks pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I can't imagine that you going out there shoveling driveways though.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
No, no, no, shoveling driveways in my neck of the woods.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wait, a goddamn blizzard here last week.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
That's tough.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't think it made it quite to Kevin? Did
it make it to you?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
We got like an inch on the ground that melted immediately.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, very windy, though Kevin had an inch on the
ground and an inch in his pants.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
One inch better than most days.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Just a sinkle inch, hey, just a chip in a chair,
you know.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Speaking of shovel I just shoveled a bunch of culvers
custard in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
And you know what makes.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Speaking of shoveled, we got shoveled into a fucking hole
in the Big Ten Championship in wrestling? How bad boys
just did not perform? The boys just did not perform.
We had last or we had no Big Ten champs?
When's the laste had? Dude, it's been a long time,

(06:22):
A single one, no, man. We only had a few three,
three finalists. I think it was tough. It was very,
very tough. Big Ten championship for the.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Boys, isn't it. It's kind of a weird year for wrestling,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I mean, no, it's Penn State and then everybody else.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, so we're in a we're a fight for second
place right now?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, the whole country is just in a fight for
second place.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I'm an admitted wrestling casual, so not really.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Penn State might win versus an all star line of
every other school. It's in a duel.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's that bad.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Wow, think about that. That is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
So Penn State versus the versus the country, and Penn
State comes out on top.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's not unreasonable in my opinion. But I'm only a
slightly above casual casual fan.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I watched, I watched, I would say that Kevin is
not super far off. I don't think it would be
a blowout because they would have several wins.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, yeah, but how do how do we chip away
at this? We need to. We cannot let Penn State
hold the reins of wrestling.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
I think there's a lot of questions. I think there's
a lot of questions being asked in a lot of
programs in the country, like what the fuck is Cale
Sanderson doing? Like, what does he know that we don't?
Because this guy has dominated the sport of wrestling as
an athlete and as a coach to a level that
is just it's just not okay.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I was gonna say, I think there's a lot of
competitors from about twenty years ago that we're asking the
same questions. Yeah, legitimately, like what does this guy know
that we don't?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
And no one ever figured it out?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
So to answer, the Big Ten is by far the uh,
that's best conference in the in the country, Like, by far,
Penn State won five out of the ten championships.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Solid dec and if Gable Steveson would go and get a.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Job, old fuck yeah, seriously, yeah it would have been
it would have been six.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Right, And the fact that I could never say his
name is Kirkkirk, kirk Levitt, some kirk Fleet, kirk Fleet.
It was just, uh, just by decision. Wasn't a major,
wasn't a tech, wasn't a pen? Is saying something because
Gable Steveson might be one of the best wrestlers of
all time, Yeah, it was a boor.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I watched that one just because we were waiting to
hop on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
He's the best American heavyweight.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Ever, how long do you think he could hold me down?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Could hold me down, me down infinitely ever he could
hold he could hold two of us down at the
same time, any combination of the toe down at the
same time, for as long as he wanted. Drake, come
on now, I promise.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
But Drake, I.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Promise you because you don't know how to beat a
leg ride. And he has two arms versus any other
one of us, and I can't beat his arms.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Drake, come on, buddy, you and I.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
He holds you down by his he'd hold you down
by your throat, and he'd fuck me.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't see.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I don't see.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Why was he taking out so much anger on just you?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Because Glover is making a point that we couldn't do it. Now,
all of a sudden, I've got Gable riding mede Hey,
Gables in the stable dog just riding me broke back.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know he's the best to ever do it. There's
not there's not a and maybe he does don't care.
On record, you and I go on the mat against Gable.
He's not holding both of us down he's not doing Okay,
I'm looking you in the eyes and saying, Drake, we're
going to hell. One of us is going to get

(10:18):
out of this.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I mean you want. All I know is that there's
a significant difference in Ryan Bater and Gable Steveson and
Bader has held me down, made me look like an
infant and mocked me to my mother, using hand signals
so like he had extra limbs to use if he

(10:41):
needed them, and I was trying really hard. Okay, So
let me just tell you that you don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And I don't, but I don't care.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
I won't.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I won't stand for them.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Do you guys remember last summer when they said Gable
Stevens or was Stephenson, Steveson, Steve Livs see soon when
he they said that he was going to be on
the bills, was in the training camp for it.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Just remember that he was in trading camp and there's
there's clips of him in training him.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Did go well?

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I imagine not.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
That he's not still there kind of answers the question.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, in fact, not tall.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
He's not tall.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I think he's six ft one.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Him not succeeding in football, has nothing to do with
his grappling abilities.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, no, nothing.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
But but when that guy fights in the UFC, everybody's
in trouble. I thought strike Eventually he.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Was with the ww for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
I think he wants to fight. He said he wants
to fight, and I've seen him trained in striking. I mean,
he's obviously a stiff wrestler, but he gets a little
striking down, everybody better watch out.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
What's funny is like the totally different sport.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
On the D line, he probably he probably just got.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Made look like a fool. Like the offensive line was
we're toying with him, uh in that camp and it
was probably like the threes that were doing it and
they're like, Okay, you're great at wrestling, buddy, it's.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Time to go back.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Because you didn't even hear anything about him like having
a chance to make.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
It, you could be could be good guy to have around.
It's just like, hey, if we need to if we
need someone to get in a scrap, like we need
got our guys to stay healthy. But like if we
want to get in a scrap against like the Chiefs
or something, you know, we're sending you out there.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't think they have the goons like they do
in hockey in the Yeah, there's just not enough roster
spots for that fifty three.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
You can't carry you you can't carry a goon slot.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You can't have a goon back.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Maybe that's like you were talking about, you know, like
for versatility for long snappers or whatever. Maybe that's like
long snappers like you guys spend a week at OTAs
is just is just sparring.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
You guys learned. You guys learned how to fight. You
gotta we gotta we gotta resumes. May you guys can
do I always thought I've told it on here several times.
We kind of it went downhill after after Casey left
and then especially Marshall because we would have gotten our
asses beat. But a fun side conversation that the specialists

(13:16):
would have every game week slash if there was some
downtime on game day or the game was put away
and we had time to kind of have fun with it,
was like, hey, if the specialists had to fight like
I if they just decided the game, the rules of
this game change immediately here on the spot, and the
winner of this match between Iowa and Northwestern is now

(13:39):
decided upon which specialist group walks away in a hand
to hand.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I wish it would have been that because we might
have actually won.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
When our freshman year we would have beat ass for sure,
we had Casey Marshall Corn, I mean corn was his reach.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I mean no one would have been.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Able to touch him. Me Alden Hafar, he was hefty,
he could throw a punch.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I don't know about it.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't know about the year where it was like
me and Keith and Miguel and shoot act and speedwack.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
That might have been a tough year for us, tough
tough year for the Hawkkeys in that battle.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
But for a couple of years there we would have
we have been top of the big ten. But now, yeah,
he's twenty four Gables, twenty four, Like, go do something
else you got you see, there's a guy in Auburn
right now.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I believe he's twenty five and he just got granted
another year of eligibility.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Oh my god, basketball, these kids you're playing against eighteen
year old kids.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
You could be yeah, very easily.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
I guess the eighty years would say they're paying gains twenty
five year olds.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Gables is the way around the best player in the country.
He's seventeen, right.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
A Cooper flag.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
He's got it.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
He's got to be eighteen by now is he eighteen?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
It's still crazy, but he's gotta be up like he
was seventeen. I think Atosa training camp getting Duncan on
Anthony Davis. Oh, good for him.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, I say that because they brought up before Gable.
There was only one Minnesota Gopher to ever four time
in the Big Ten, and it was some guy who
did it in forty four, took a couple of years off,
came back and did it in forty seven.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Eight and nine. He had a couple of years there where.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
He was did he go to war?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
He was winning wars instead of national or Big Ten championships.
I believe that is exactly the case. He won it
in forty four. I believe there was something that happened
in nineteen forty five.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
In American history.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I mean that's when the war ended, So I think
he was needed towards the end, and then he came
back and won it in forty seven, forty eight, and
forty nine.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
That's crazy if you want to extend.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Your eligibility because you go serve in war.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I will allow it.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
You've heard about COVID years. Have you heard about war years?
I will allow it.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
You know, we might be bringing that special back.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Fun here we go.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
It'd be tough. It'd be tough, are we what's happening?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Who knows?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Let's get into it. Let's break it down here. Let's
break it down here on the wash up walkings. What
are the odds we go to World War three? Because
you know, you see on Twitter every day someone's saying
that we're it's it's a depth we're shooing.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
All right? Do you want to get deployed to Europe?
Or do you want to go to Taiwan? Where do
you want to get deployed to?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Fuck, I guess the Middle East is offto option. It's
always an option to be deployed in.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
The certainly, certainly, don't put me in the Middle East,
you know what. I'm good on the Middle East. So
of those three options, not the Middle East. I'll take Europe.
You in Europe, Sure you're going to isn't You're not
going to Capri?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
This isn't a vacation.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I understand, I understand.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, I think you I don't know trying to because
who he I. I'm just guessing based off of current
political climate we're going against like what like Russia, China?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, just trying to I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't really I don't want to be.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
In any any anywhere that borders any of those countries.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
So Drake could look like he's from the Middle East
if he grows his beard out long enough.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
I a little bit look like I could be from there. Drake.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
I think you're you're safe. You're not going to pass
the psyche val and you're going to be staying right.
You ain't gonna pass the physical either, that's true.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
I mean the physical exam is somehow, some way that
leg is going to get in the way. It's that
he's there's just no way. How are you doing, by
the way, how's how's pain?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Like, how's the body holding them?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Good?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Man? Okay?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, the last time we talked to you, we were
talking about cutting your ankle off. So and it seems
to be a is it a thing where you have
good days and bad days?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
So you do of course.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Days all the time. Sounds like just being a person.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's just.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Are there days where your ankle doesn't hurt. Okay, so
they're all bad days. It's just how bad it of
a day?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's sort of what I was getting at. Yeah, the
psyche vow. I don't know. Personally, I think Drake might
might be the fastball. He's the one right down the middle.
That's that's kind of who we're looking for mentally. Yeah, maybe,
but I don't know if that's how they do it.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
You could get Drake like chimping now, like a helicopter
or something.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I would love to see Drake.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Drop me like big Boy and fat Man Little Boy.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I don't what.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
All right?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
This podcast just got flagged probably in a couple of countries.
Well that's good.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You're still you're still able to train. How many How
you're still training every day. Drink's gone. I don't know
what happened.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
He left.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Something something happened, Grant you still training every day? My
training are No, we're doing a lot of a lot
of a lot of the sea. It's March right now.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
We're it's a lot of times seated in front of
a television watching watching basketball right now.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Not a ton of training your bracketology right now.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I'm trying to and this comes out because we have
a couple of episodes banked. As this comes out, the
I mean, we're we're leading right into March madness. But
what is when does this come out? We might we
have a bracket a week from today. It comes out
next week unless I move Casey back. I could, I could,
I could bring this out on we do have We
technically have brackets now.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Actually, there were many conference tournament brackets you could look.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
At, Drake.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
If you want the appetizer to the actual tournament, you
can look at those brackets.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
But I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
We need also, Drake, though, had one of the better
brackets I saw all of last year in the first round,
so we might need uh, Drake Kolick, Drake Coolick. Yeah, yeah,
I had.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
A perfect Sweet sixteen. Also, my internet is complete dog shit,
so if I'm in and out, that's kay.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
You had a perfect Sweet sixteen last year?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It was cool.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
It was like he had like he had like thirteen sixteen.
It was pretty good, though, No, I had a perfect
I can pull sixteen of sixteen. That's absurd, What do
you like?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
There had to be less than a thousand people in
the country. It's perfect sweet sixteen.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Oh yeah, dude, I was so high up in the scores.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Was that in did we did we do a walk
on bracket last year? I forget every year.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Well, we had like a personal Drake bracket from the
artist formerly known as Drake and Gary Friday, but we
had the Drake bracket then the artist formerly it was.
It was kind of fun, like we had I remember
just getting like text on the discord like this the
day was going on, like Drake six or six cool

(21:15):
ten for ten keeping tabs on the guy.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna try. I wonder if I can pull
up the bracket from last year, because.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
What's with people keeping tabs on a guy? I mean
it is we people love keeping.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I mean we did share the bracket as like content
of the show. I feel like that was fair. I
feel in.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
General, I felt like I'm talking about more than just.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Live an interesting life.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
They want to know what's going on, and you're you're
more interesting than Kevin or I.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, Kevin is definitely on the running for worlds least
the way I like it. It could be, which if
and you've always been in the running for gayest.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I was at my second kid. Uh is that in
the commercial it's Kevin gonna be in there instead of
the most interesting man in the world.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
The uh, which would be that could be a little
super Bowl commercial. Some years they wanted to do least
interesting man in the world. Bring in Kevin. He's still
he's still sexy, right, so like you could still have
like a fun dress him up in like a suit,
give him a beer dark nah, put him in a.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Let that dong hang baby.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
That would be that would be counterintuitive to the least
interesting man in the world.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
True, yeah, yeah, we gotta spice you up a little bit,
show your butt.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
This is this sounds so bad, but it's just what
I saw today.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
The I think Bustin uh reposted the picture of Miles
Garrett standing there in his in his.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
And his gray sweatpants, not wearing.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I believe, and.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Uh, Miles is doing what Miles is doing fine, by
the way, is what I'm implying in that in that region,
and uh.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
That guy just signed for all of the money forty
million a year with any five guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's a big contract there.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Talk about hitting the ja Zack pot.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
It's funny because it didn't. He just didn't. He just
put out a post like a couple of weeks ago,
saying he wanted a trade. He didn't. He wants a championship,
and he doesn't think that Cleveland.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yes, yes, he was completely away from anyone.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Cleveland comes back with, well, what if we pay you
all of the money that we have? And he's like, okay,
you're right, A championship wait? Wait, wait, what do you
mean all of it?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
A championship? Can wait?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, He's like, actually, I don't care about a championship.
Forty million a year, Yeah, let's do it. You got me.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
How about Max Crosby getting like thirty four a year?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Is that what he.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Got is the highest paid nine of all time?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like every it's like every signing I see is the
highest paid player of all time because.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's the way it goes.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Because everybody's reset in the market.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
These teams got to look at each other.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Every year the cap goes up, so every year the
teams have a little more to spend, so the value
of the players just go up. When you pay Jordan
Love fifty five million dollars, what are you going to pay?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You know?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
The actual best.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Damn we should have been We should have been NFL players.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Guys, what do you think of that?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah? I just don't know who would have been a
good idea?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Should have went that.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Route, should have went that route?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Drake, Drake, you had it, you had it.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
You just tore your bicep and your peck and everything,
and you popped your hamstring.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I think I had a chance. You know, you still
had to make it. I still would have had to
win the job in camp, but I at least I
think I would have made a am had I not
just just.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Fell apart like a like a fucking weak stack of legos,
bro like dog the house of cards came crashing down.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
All this tough? It was?

Speaker 1 (25:16):
It was tough.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
What pulled the peck there on the bench and fifteen
minutes later, no pulled the ham pulled the hamstring and then.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
And then tore the peck in the bench. It was
we ran the bench last.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, Yeah, that's a tough that's a tough sequence. And
then well, I mean, were you able to do on
field drills after that?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Or nah? I did one handed?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I remember watching it.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I didn't I didn't have an arm.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
What was your mindset, like after you popped your peck,
I mean, what how did you stay sane enough to
even stay.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
At the building.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I mean, how did you not just storm out of
the building.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Uh, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I I don't either.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I was not I was not in can't imagine. I
just absolutely shit down my leg and the biggest job
interview on Earth. It's a tough one, man, And I'm
good in combines. That's the thing. Like coming out of
high school and stuff, I used to do all those
combines because I thought it was gonna do something, which
it didn't. But I crushed those things. It made my

(26:23):
ego feel good. So going into that day, I was like, oh,
it's just back to the old high school combine days.
Like I'm all in here, this is this is Bruce's
day to shine.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Say, uh, I remember there was a I don't know
why they did it, but at one of the Snapper
camps they did a bench They like did a bench press.
It was like the big one every year and as
a soft like going into sophomore year, I hit nine
reps at two twenty five and was second to like
one of the juniors. So the next year I was
like I don't give a fuck how I snap. I'm

(26:54):
coming back to this place to win the bench And
I did seventeen reps going into junior year at two
twenty five.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
That's more than you could do here when you left
that place. Would you do it day?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I did twenty two on pro day. It's pretty just respectable.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Seventeen seventeen, at seventeen.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Seventeen, at sixteen, yeah, damn yeah. I benched three times
a week for a year because I was like, I'm
winning this bench press, dude. No one even came close.
Uh snapped well too, that was part of it. Combines
are fun. Combine just went just happened. I mean last week.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I still every year the NFL Combiner is.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
No and I think every year that goes on, I
think that the forty is it's more useless. In fact,
all of it gets more and more useless. Like like
I mean, most of the qbs just don't even do it.
Put the tape. Put the tape on. I think it's
great to get all the guys in one spot to
like do the interviews, bring them in for like you
know the film session. You see that you see that

(27:59):
uh that clip of Laporta circulating around in the lions.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You know, when Dan Campbell was interviewing.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Him, So, yeah, I put that on tape a couple
of times.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
He's like, you think you can go up and get
a ball and take a shot.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
He's like, yeah, I put that on tape a couple
of times. He just had the most Like I want
more video of all the interviews. I want every crazy
question than anyone ever has been asked.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I want all the I want. I want the weird stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's what I want to see. Like they're trying to
figure out what to do with like hard Knocks offseason
right now, like everyone's deflecting it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Don't pick anything, just do combine. That's all I want
to see. Just the interviews, an uninterrupted, uncut hour hours
of footage. That's all I want to see. I think
the combine is good for like that stuff, but I
don't know if it's good for like guys running a ford,
Like Josie came on and talked about it. The one
time you don't get any sleep, they wake you up
at like four thirty. The breakfast is like a bagel

(28:52):
and like a slice of cheese. You have to warm
up in the lobby of like the hotel across the street.
It's dog shit, Like the whole thing is dog shit,
And like, how do you expect guys to perform well?
And then you know you can opt out and not
do it anyway and just go do your pro day.
I just think it's a better option.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah, it's a it's a kind of.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
A it's a media thing.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
It's just a it's it's all, uh, the glitz and
glam of the NFL.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
That's how a lot of it is now.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
The uh. I mean you get fun clips like what's
his face from Kansas City? His dong comes out on
the forty.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Trips, Chris Jones was the Chris Jones?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Was it an interview where it's I don't know if
it was a combine interview, but it's another like pre
drafting like that where Jim Harbaugh he's been with Jameis
Winston and.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
He's like addicted to sex, you stick bad? Is that
a combine thing or was that just.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
A I don't remember he's straight up asked them though
it was hilarious, Oh my god. Yeah, or just get
just get John Gruden to interview every single guy.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You just went Gruden's QP camp to be back.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I just went Gruden's football camp and just he just
not just QBS, he does everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
He just sits there and looks at him like this.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
I do.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Look, he's a content machine. He's been on a roll.
He's a great ad for bars six months.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Shout out to Bustin by.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
The barstool Gude, Shout out.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
To busting by the way, just off on their own.
Now got the FanDuel deal, Grant, we had a Fandel
Yet they got any residual money left after that?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Say that? I think they literally gave them from what
it sounded like they got a they all the like
Fanduels doing like a Dodgers thing where they just paid
instead of show. Hey, they're just paying busting money that
they don't have, and they're gonna have to sell the
entire company in ten years to pay busting everything back.
So it's a stupid big deal.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Do they get more than the Pat McAfee got from
them a handful of years ago.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
No, I don't think they got. I don't think they
got that.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I mean, the ESPN is cutting like every show that
they have to pay McFee and Stephen Ay right now,
that's why that's why they're get they're getting rid of
around the Horn because like in the next day, Steve
and I Smith is one hundred million dollars, Like where
do you think they got that money?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Like poor poor Willbam.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I love him, but like he's got to be sweating
right now.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
He's like they're getting rid of everyone else and we're
still here, Like I mean, I want, I want Pti'd
to always be around but at Cornheiser. But at some
point they're just gonna be like, well we told McFee
he could have a billion dollars, we have to we
have to fire you now.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I think McAfee is worth it. I Bustin's great too.
From what I can tell your right grant, I think
they paid him like I would estimate it had to
be like a fifteen or twenty million dollars a year
kind of thing, from like just what I from what
I estimate, I think it's like twenty in the range
of twenty.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
And I could be misspeaking on this, but I do
believe like they wanted to stay with Marstool two, and
they would have taken like less money to stay, but
they needed to get with him, like forty percent a
fan is offering and.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
They still yeah, these bars are still denote. And from
what I'm almost positive I heard Dave talk about in
one of the interviews that I.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Also heard this.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Their contract. In their contract at least a couple of
years ago, was like they got three million a year
like Bustin Bustin with the Boys. Busting with the Boys
as an entire operation got three million from Barstool year,
and they got to pay themselves and their people out
of that three million. They got that to create the show,

(32:31):
and Taylor and Will we're talking about how yeah, they
would have liked to stay with Barstool, but they could
literally make twice as much. Everybody could make twice as
much and still have money left over to go and
do a bunch of new cool things with their new deal.
So it's got to be upwards of like twenty million.
I like those guys though, I think they deserve it.
They were really nice when we met them. Yeah, they

(32:52):
were great. I just think that Van Duel should take
a couple extra.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
If they're going to pay twenty million, make it twenty
point two and give two hundred a year to the washup.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Wal.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'll low it. I mean they got a well, I mean,
who's even I feel like everyone's like sneakily a part
of like fandol and DraftKings. Now they got we.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Aren't and we need to be who's cocked?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Do we have to suck?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I mean what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I don't know if that that's a.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Is that not how you get to the top? I
think he words even I hear all the time.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
It's like you can watch it on FanDuel TV.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Where even is that? I don't know is that a thing?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
How do you get to FanDuel TV? I don't even
know where to find it? But no, I think that
because what they just got, like uh, k Adams, the
k Adams Show, she's on Fandel dude.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean they have to have some kind of cash
for the walk on. I mean we we we do.
We're not doing bust and numbies, but we do a
little numbies around there.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I'm paying them something at least consistently.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You're your funny again.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm speaking of someone who's paying us the Ioe Egg Council.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I do ads for free for these guys to people.
I think our questioning that I actually eat five eggs
every morning. This isn't bullshit, Boys and girls. A couple
people the other day I would posted a protein tweet
on Twitter and people are like, do you actually.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Eat five eggs a day? Yes, every single morning, scramble
them up, get home from taking my daughter to day care.
Five eggs start the day off hot.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
They have to start posting a picture every morning like
Jocko black and white, there's my five eggs, And people
are like, oh, you must be you must be rich
having five eggs in morning. I mean, what if you're
gonna eat another breakfast even with eggs at fifty cents
an egg right now?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah? I mean you can go now, if you go out,
if you bite any sort of breakfast outside of your home,
it's more than two fifty.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, And if.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Five eggs is a lot to eat, you're gonna be full.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Before having a piece of toast or nothing with it,
piece of nothing.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I just go.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
So usually it's five eggs and then the residual peanut
butter and jelly sandwich that my daughter doesn't eat. So
it's like stealing food from.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
No Jesus Christy. Yes, I ration it off. I ration it.
You don't have to be risky, you don't have to
be rich. You just your child just can't eat. If
you want to know the exact if you want to
know the exact way it happens, is I get up,
I drink a little coffee. I this is while I
get Kidley ready for for daycare.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I take her, I come back, I make my eggs.
Whatever is left sitting on the plate.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
In the living room that she didn't eat as we
got ready, that's like the carbs that I get in
the morning. Sometimes it's nothing, Sometimes it's half of a
PB and J. Usually it's somewhere in between eggs. I
have egg counseled. I want you to just eat more eggs.
We got.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I got a question for you, yeah, BG, question of
the podcast. What are you cooking your eggs in? Are
you a butter, ghee, alve oil? What a little carry gold?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Irish butter?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Carry gold?

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Shout out carry gold.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
I get the go to Costco by the four pack.
Is it a pound four pounds of butter? I believe
you mind four pounds of butter at once? Well, I'm
using I'm using butter every morning.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
You can cook my eggs fair and it's just like
but real butter real eggs. Somebody on I had to
own somebody on Twitter because they're like, wow, I hope
your heart's okay, buddy. I was like, oh, sorry that
you got duped in the eighties by the cholesterol people.
But uh, the facts are out and dietary cholesterol doesn't

(36:26):
affect your cholesterol blood levels. People listening to this podcast
still probably believe that had to link them to an
NCAA National Health Institute article.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
That's show Well, when you think about it, you get
you you learned that in high school, and then you
never do Okay, you just take that and.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
You yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
You just never go back to recheck that ever.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Again you're just like, yeah, it makes sense, right, you're
eating cholesterol. Maybe I have a cholesterol level. It must
be linked. No, they're not healthy fat, healthy nutrients. Coline
great for the brain. If your brain didn't have cholesterol,
it would you die within literally seconds. It's required for
the process that happens in your brain.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Eat Eat eggs, eat real food, Love eggs.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
That's my Iowa Egg Council. Shout out to them again,
more stuff happening down the road with them.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Drake doesn't like eggs. But don't let that deter you.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
I ate a hardble a today today, just one hard
boiled egg.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Yeah, that was all that was left. I would have
eaten more, but there just was only ones.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
What's your like?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
What's what's Drake's diet look like these days? When's last
time you had a Jenny's ice cream?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Someone someone was dogging on Jenny's this past week, and
I had just what I had to, had to step up.
I had to say, I'm gonna take a stance. You're
not gonna not gonna do this around here.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Who is talking on Jenny's.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
No, no, they don't know, complete stranger. I just couldn't
allow us this, this this heresy to happen any further.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Sometimes you, I believe you have to stand for what
you believe in.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
In twenty twenty five, right, cannot let this nonsense go on?
And I will. I will not back down from the
Jenny's ice Cream haters.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
I like that bone dog you stand up for Jenny's.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Right below my building, there's so little mini once they're
like this big. Oh and you can just you can
pop them just quick easy. It's quick, little Jenny snack.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, it's like, uh, and you can put in your
pocket if you really want to little later, like an
ice cream shooter could be I mean, brain freeze. Don't
even want to consider that. That would be the absolute worst.
But maybe maybe take two tries. It's like, uh, I
think they I'm I haven't tried one, but I really
hope that on the inside of it is one of
those uh your you.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Guys used to get the ice cream at school. They
had a little like the wooden spoon. Oh or it's
take more stick than a spoon.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Yeah, I hope that there's just one of those inside
of it and you can just eat it really quickly.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
I'll say this, one of the best little ice cream
dates I've ever had was with you with with you
three down in Nashville at the Jenny's in Person so good.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
That was fire.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Oh god, you get you get that waffle cone bro
brown brown butter almond britle.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Is that is that?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
What it is? It might have been?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That might have been a scoop on the boy.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
That's some good eating that day. Some Hattie Bees and
some ice cream.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh yeah, I should go back down and visit the
waffle house. The night before wait, Grant and I just
talked about that the other day. Kevin came eight waffle
House immediately throw it up with sleep.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
The first time I'd ever met Kevin in person, and
it was just.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Was that the first time we met person.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Spent the majority of the one vomiting in a uh all, Yeah,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I had a handful of waffles and another meal and
it wasn't very good. The waffles were good, but I
ate a little much, and I was like, yeah, I
wasn't wasn't sitting. That can't be the first time that
we met.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
That was the first time in person.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I mean, really, I had spoken to you via this platform.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
That last year. Is that two years ago? That's two
years ago? Makes more sense?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
The am I in a little I believe I can
sign up for this month I booth at the fry
festus here. Not just not just doing an event at
back Pocket, which that I think is on the table
as well if we want to do it, but like
a washing up walk ons booth for the entire day
that Friday, for the first game in the exhibition Hall.

(40:18):
Maybe Ken, maybe Kevin will stop by that day, Maybe
he'll come and make an appearance. Maybe maybe I can
fly grant back. We'll see if you don't take that
day off. We don't, I'd have to.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I could figure it out, I think with you know,
you know, if they get some some Hops by a Million,
it can be enticed to stop by.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I think you could. We could definitely get Hops by
a Million going for that weekend. I'm not sure we
can bring it into the exhibition hall, but we can sell.
In fact, it's the point of putting up a booth
would be to sell our merchandise. Have a full lineup
of all of the washing up walk Ons and Hawks
by a Million gear at the booth, so that we

(40:57):
just introduce the brand to tons of people who maybe
have never seen it.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
If there is a another Hops my Million event, though,
can I make one across request? Yeah, you can do
what you that that event needs to be at like
six or seven pm, okay instead of two in the afternoon. Sure, yeah,
just easier for everyone to get there. It's a gotta
make it easy.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah. I think the problem with him work, No, I understand.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I think the problem with it last year was, uh,
I think they had approached us with that slot already
taken someone.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Someone was already there doing something.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Oh, Yeah, one guy.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
The one guy was definitely pissed trying to trying to
bring in his one man band after us. He was
playing like a he was like a Pheromone concert or something.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
He was.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
He was livid that we would not I.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Was talking about Drake.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Almost had to beat it.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Drake almost had to beat up this fifty six year
old solo artist that came in is going to play
live music at back Pocket.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
And I was screaming at me for no reason. I'm like, buddy,
you think I run this show?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I really not.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Drake. I was like, oh no, this is gonna go
south quick.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Oh man, it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
No, but uh, the uh, the boys are coming up
here on uh they're they're they're deep in that eight
weeks keV.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
We're about to go into spring break.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
So they're feeling strong.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
They're squatting like mofos right now over there in the
handsome performance facility. They're gonna get a little spring break action.
A couple of them are going to go to Mexico.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
You know, this is this period.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
This wouldn't recommend it, to be honest, what you said,
I wouldn't recommend it to.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
You, did you guys go to Mexico just the one time, Drake,
did you go on that?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I didn't go. The first time I went to Mexico
was a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
That's the first time ever.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, Okay, that was Bo and Kevin.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
And Pete and Pete and Pete's friend Mike.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Would you recommend it, Kevin?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
It was a great time.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I had a great time. Okay, I think we all did. Drake,
did you have a good time on your vacation?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yes, but I had a good time for a much
different reason. The the call it, I don't want to
call it missionary work, but the philanthropy work. Yeah, yeah,
right now. The philanthropy work that was done down there

(43:25):
by the group that I was lucky enough to go
down there with was extremely cool. The whole resort, the
whole resort vacation thing is lost on me personally. Yeah,
I would. I would much rather be at a holiday
inn downtown where I can walk to any restaurant I want,

(43:48):
where I can, you know, do anything, being in the
vicinity to just like not locked on a result.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
You don't like the beach.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
He wants to stay in the favilla, do, dude?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I mean we were in the favelas for real, like
a couple of times, and I could not believe the
disparity in within call it a ten mile radius in
Cabo is insane. You can see wealth that doesn't make

(44:23):
any part of sense and poverty that doesn't make any
part of sense in a ten mile radius.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
A lot of a lot of those areas like that
are it's like two streets ways.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
I don't take the poverty. I want to stay on.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I mean, you can be honest, man, American cities aren't
all that different too. I mean, yeah, downtown Chicago to
you know, the outskirts of Chicago.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
But I'm talking like we were. We were in a
twenty five million dollar cliff side vacation mansion, and then
we were a school. Then we were in a school
that didn't have a roof down there.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Weather seems pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You get a science class with a view. I mean,
what are we talking about? Sixteen?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I always loved going outside for class when I was
a kid.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
California does it that way anyway. Their lockers are outside,
you go, they didn't even have That was crazy to
me the first time I saw them.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Y'all are y'all no We're just happy.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
We're just happy you were there giving people the good word. Evidently,
he said, I don't know, I want to He's like,
I don't know. I don't want to call it missionary work.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
But it was like fundraising work, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Sure, yeah, I got it.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
He was. He was helping. He was.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I didn't have Drake doing Drake the Philanthropist in Mexico
on my twenty twenty five Bengo card. But I'll take it.
I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Well, I'm still not I'm not the guy who raised
any of the money. Shout out Kittle.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I saw people were strung up some fake rumors by
the way, about Kiddle to the Broncos. Potentially a lot
of fake burner accounts have been hot on that one lately.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
So are you behind any of those?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
No, No, I'm not that. I'm not that creative kid,
I think.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I kind of I kind of like the I like players.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
He's still under contract with San Francisco, So when is
his contract through? Uh, the twenty six guys two more years?
Two years?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
I mean, I think this year, he kind of re
established himself. A Kelsey had a down year, Rock Bauers
obviously had an amazing year, but Kittle kind of he
raised that raise that bar again. He's still still doing
the thing.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
He's gonna get paid twenty million dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
It's going to be all yeah, sounds sounds good. That
must be nice.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
You know, it's so great to watch your friends get rich.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
How about how about AJ big a J.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know what it's time for, dude.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
I mean an extra fifty seven million three years.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
For a year hadaway?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
AJ?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Oh no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
AJ Jackson Oh yeah yeah yeah you just.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
And the chat yes, hell yeah. Having a better guy,
we should get him on the pipe.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
That's what happens when you got too many A J's
in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Not the AJ that thought you were a manager, the
AJ who could have also thought you were a manager.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Man.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Very possible they were in the same class too, I think,
right very close.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Like one, yeah I had to be.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Or was AJ Panesso with Tristan that maybe AJ was.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Okay, Yeah, dude, it's crazy that dude's gonna get drafted.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Yes it yeah, I mean I don't think he cares now.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Yeah, so who what that Iowa grit will get you, dude.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I don't think he cares now, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I think someone brought it up when he got paid
and it happened that day and it was like his
draft grade was like maybe a good maybe a decent
backup eventually, like practice squad type player. Now he's like
the feature left tackle for the Rams twenty million a year.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I remember in meetings like going to like you know,
we're watching blockstrail film and it's like this is Ei
there his first year or second year, like where coach
Wallace's pointing out like this guy's gonna be fuck good.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Yeah, this guy's gonna be fucking pad level on.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
This guy needed to work as a young and pat
level needed work.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
That's almost always the case.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
But he was an athletic big man. He's a really
good center in basketball.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah he did hoop.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah he was a hooper.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Yeah. I think he was a state chap or he
played in the state final maybe or something like that.
He was a good best one for.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Winta not in Greenway is about to not that she
matters to this podcast or the Iowhawke Eyes because she's
committed to Kentucky, but I follow.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Her just because I thought maybe she would be a Hawk.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
She's about to win her Greenways. His daughter.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
His committee in Kentucky, and she's about to win her
fourth straight state championship. And she's a junior.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
So she won one in eighth grade, played on the
varsity team in seventh grade as well. They got second
that year, so it'll probably win.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Okay, So how is that legal though? Bro, you're in
seventh grade. You're not in high school, you're in middle school.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
You don't know if it's too I don't know if
it's because it's a private school thing, or if it's
just a Minnesota state rule or whatever. But she's been
starting varsity basketball in a smaller class. It's not like
in a big class. Although I think they've played teams
in the bigger classes and they haven't lost all year.
So but yeah, she's she started varsity since seventh grade.

(50:13):
She's got like one hundred and forty eight million points.
She's nearing I think I looked a couple of weeks ago,
she's nearing the top ten all time women's high school
points in the history of the United States.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I mean she should if she's been playing, because she's
partially she plays firstly.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Because she's gonna.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I don't want to diminish anyone's accomplishment, but.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
For certain Yeah, the difference between a seventh grade person
and a twelfth grade person is so sick.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
She was playing starting, she was starting. I think she
averaged like this could be totally wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I think she averaged like sixteen a game as a
seventh grader. That's that greenwayloh And by the way, she's
just the first of daughters he has.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
That's the alligator blood.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
So Beckett is his second daughter. She plays currently as
an eighth grader, starts on the team. I believe as well.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
She's already could be already beck At Greenway, you are
at Iowaha Gye. We got to get one of them
at least, right, there's two more after that.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
One of them has to be would I would assume that, uh,
Chad Greenway is very much hoping that at.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Least their mom too. I think their mom played soccer
in Iowa, or I could be wrong there, she played
soccer somewhere, so I don't know. Trying to get some
of that we need, we need some Greenway blood, we do.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
We need more Greenway blood in the black.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Maybe some jewel blood.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Well that we're gonna have to wait.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, congrats to the congrats to the guy just had
another one. Oh really yeah yeah number three. Congrats Josie
about give it about fifteen, fifteen to eighteen years we're
gonna have. There's gonna be another jewel in Iowaha form.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
You think Crew is gonna light him up?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Dude with Josie's day bro and mix a savage too.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Honestly, do you.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Think Josie after what he's what football he's been through,
is gonna be like right, yeah, you think he's gonna
push him the ball's I'll bet on the course every
for sure, because they're he's gonna be like they doesn't
have to be soft. But I just don't think Josie's
gonna want his son to be hitting his head.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
All the time, right, Yeah, I would agree.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Smashed golf balls, not brain cells. True.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Should have been a pro golfer, should have done baseballs.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
You know, Josie is good baseball play.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Baseball is it's where if you want to get a
big contracted.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
You get these hiss load of money if you can
hit a fastball three out of ten.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Anymore, it's like two out of ten times. These pitchers
are so good that the.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
They're so good now these days, the movement that these
guys are getting on these baseballs is really.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Spoke with the Rockies and only get it like once
every twenty times.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I think twenty years ago, hitting a baseball was the
hardest thing in the professional level. Is the hardest thing
to do in a singular sport. It's gotten harder.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
It's ridiculously way harder.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, Like the I was in the batting cages last summer.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
What you never go to the bating cages?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
I never bet ever?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
No, Okay, I know that's the thing that you go
and do.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Like it's like a movies are like, hey, let's go
let's go to the batting cages for a first date.
You know, well, it's it's definitely not a I mean,
unless she's super cool, I wouldn't recommend it as a
first date. But it's too much anytime you can risk injury,
first date's probably not like probably cross that one off.
I mean no, I think that's a good thing to happen.

(53:52):
It's high stakes, you know then it.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Was when I was there.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I was like struggle on some of these and I
was like and I looked over the speed and it
was like sixty five miles hour geez, And I was like,
you're telling me there's dudes who hit eighty five mile
hour sliders like it's the end movement.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
And they don't just hit them. They they they send
them to nothing. They rip the seams off.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Of those things. Oh, I have no idea how they
do it.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, Bryce Harper, throw him anything, he'll just put it
in space.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
In the playoffs, Yeah, it's almost it's time in spring
training right now?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Is hitting a home run, especially off of like a
pitch that was like moving a little bit and then
you just watch that thing fly out of the park?
Is that the most? Is that the sickest feeling in sports?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Oh, clutch postseason home run has to be the coolest.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
It's got to be the coolest, right. It's different than like,
let's say you score a goal in the NHL walk
off touchdown in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
None of those require that you parade around the field, right,
Everything like afterwards is going.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's crazy, like especially too, like if it's if you can.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
All your boys are at home play wait.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Like baseball is just set up for like the postseason
home run especially, it's just all the time, Like who
was it was like Danny Berger's or whatever he from
the Mets, he had that uh walk off this past
year and it was just a pimped it like place
was going crazy, like cause it's like three hours too
just build up in tenas yeah, and then they just
rip the roof off of it, dude, And it's it's

(55:24):
that it's that cheer because there's the it's the up
and down of baseball, right, it's not as constant as football.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
So it's like there's just.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
That low murmur and then the crack of the bat
and the place absolutely sitting here. Some dude, just a
noble And then not only.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Do you get to parade around the.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Bases, but before you do, you can you can bat
flip and just fucking I mean you are just oh yeah,
well you see our rockets have been doing some bad
flip cont lately. Really, we had a dude, well spring train, imagine,
I didn't see that. We had a guy basically throw
a bat at a picture after hidden shot.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
And spraying and training.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
He did cruck it in the stands, but he basically
just I can't believe there wasn't a fight about it.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm gonna be honest either. He basically took his bat
out of it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
But I think I do love the I'm also this
is I like watching baseball too.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Anytime I'm at a game, I get caught on it
every time, Like especially if you're sitting anywhere near home plate.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Every pop up, I'm just gone gone get it. He
got it like anything reasonably hit, like it falls. It
falls one hundred and sixty feet.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Sure, not even close, But it's my my deth perception
is horrible that stuff. Like every single number one video
baseball is that they need to bring steroids back. I
mean everybody, you don't you don't think they're.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Think think they need to just make it legal so
everyone can do it openly and more safe. But yes,
every every professional sport there are people that are getting
away with performance enhancing drugs.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Yes, well that was a if we're doing baseball to walk.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Former Washington balk on his guest Ben Almos hit a
grand slam.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
This weekend, So excuse me he did.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
If you want to, if you want to hit grand slams,
you should just come on wash the Okay, what league
is he playing?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It is?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I'd like two single that would be Iowa Baseball versus Rutgers.
That would be, oh, he's still playing. I didn't know
would I didn't know if it graduated yet or not.
He shout out Iowa Baseball and Heller Ball. Baby, come on.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Now, yeah, they're getting there. I don't know if they're
gonna be good a not this year. I have no uh,
I'll be honest. That is the most have kept up
with them is uh see when he hit the grand
one hit? But yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I mean, that's all I got. Eat more eggs, hit
home runs. Dude, if you eat more eggs, you'll hit
home runs, guaranteed. Anybody any young's out there in twelve
twelve year old AU baseball, Eat more eggs. Get your
ad to buy you some eggs or egg based product.
That's where I was going with that, that whole culvers
thing earlier. The difference between custard and normal ice cream
is they add a little egg, a little egg to it.

(58:09):
That's what makes Yeah, custard is just ice cream with egg.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
You can't on a diet with this custard.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
And it's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Let me tell you Custard. Yeah, Custard's great.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Put a lot fun on that. Come on now say
say less? Uh Drake, good to the catch up man.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Yeah, guys, drinks anytime when the when you get engaged?
Were going to a bachelard party?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Oh yeah, question.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Be around the corner.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh we know we're not going to Mexico. And if
we are, if we are, the bachelor parties in the favella,
so that could get interesting. Thanks everybody for joining us.
I think I'm gonna name this podcast. Don't listen to
this episode? Uh just not a lot of it was stupid.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, but I mean there's a there's a some portion
of the audience that that will enjoy here in the
four of us.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
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Speaker 2 (59:06):
I can't imagine the IEA counsel is gonna be happy
with that.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Hey what about what about the reverse psychology of like?

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Okay, well now I have to click on it, and
now this this episode gets more.

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All right, You're not no one someone's gonna tell me
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