February 27, 2024 • 21 mins
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It's Wayne Dta and Bama Naughty eightone Cavet. Hey, I want to
shout out before we even get started, if you've been listening to the podcast,
man and podcast numbers are very attractiveright now, just saying it's available
through Naughty eight onecavet dot com orwith the iHeartRadio app. You just search
Wayne detail and Bama rewind. Howmuch is that thing? How much is
it the rent or buy or whatever? Rent? What the podcast? Is
(00:24):
that? Money? You have beenmoney? No, it's free, it's
free. You're kidding. I didn'tknow that. Okay, it's a bit
to Yeah, I get I getit. You couldn't just you could have
just jumped in and said, plus, it's free, but what fun is
that? What I was like,where the hell is he going? Uh?
(00:47):
And now what would you pay?But wait, there's born so you
want to take it? Sound likethe guy that has the flex seal on
TV. So as Bama brought up, it's free Naughty eight one k dot
com apples and audience tayy'r up first. So my onion would be that with
the nice weather, like I'm ableto get outside a little bit more,
(01:08):
which is amazing. But it's totallymessing with my allergies. Like even like
I can feel it in my throata little bit. My nose is really
stuffy, so yeah, that kindof stinks. But she was sneezing like
ten times, and I was like, maybe I should have wore a different
Colonne to work today. I justI was sneezing a second ago and Band
was like, geez a sick bazoon. Time blew the pictures off the wall.
(01:34):
Let's see and my apple would beOh, I got a new office
chair for my at home office.I'm really excited for. I actually bought
it from a TikTok shop. Iwas waiting for Wayne to make fun of
me. She probably bought it duringthe show. Yea, No, I
bought it over the weekend. Butanyway, this chair is super cool because
(01:57):
it like it kind of extends outa lot little bit, so you can
sit crisscross apple sauce and that's howI always sit in this chair, or
I sit like with one leg upor so that's nice. I'm excited for.
You know, Wayne, if wecould just get her Amazon drivers to
do the podcast, we'd be setfrom now on. I know those guys
know we should just be like broughtto you by a day's Amazon list.
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Wow, Apple and Onion, Bama, what do you got? I had
a good, it's a beautiful weekend. I went to the cars and Coffee
and while I was there, Isold a truck and a car, which
you know you're not supposed to beselling, but I was, and so
that was cool. The two thatI didn't really want, I sold both
of them, so we made alittle money. You had a guy come
(02:42):
by on Friday, right, didhe buy the truck that you were talking
about or no, he did,and he sure did. That was another
one. Hey, I'm sacking themdeep selling them cheap over here at Bama
Motors. I really shouldn't call itBama Motors because none of these things got
a motor in them. They're allthe carcass. You know, they got
a thirty minute warranty. Oh yeah, minute it leaves the fence. Gosh
(03:07):
apple. And I'm gonna say myapple is my daughter has a choir concert
today, so I'm excited for herfor that, But it's for it's like
some like state wide choir judging thing, so it's not like a full on
con But you have to wear likea dress and likessed up and yeah,
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so she's really excited about that.So I'm obviously as a parent, you
get excited for whatever your kids getexcited for. Is it competitive, real
competitive? No, No, it'sjust like it's something like state wide.
It's not a competition, but it'slike something like grading the school's choirs.
I don't I don't get the fullthe full thing. Gosh, And my
onion is probably gonna be because ofthe weather. We were outside this weekend.
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The kids wanted to get outside afterschool yesterday, so like around the
house, some stuff could get done. I made I made some hamburger on
Saturday, and the pan is stillin the sink. It's fine from Saturday.
If you're bored, you can comeover and new dishes looking like you
walked into that. So, wow, my new onion is getting judged by
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Tay. You would judge me forit, No, don't you? Hey,
don't you just throw them out andbuy new pans every time and then
you're no. But I do thatwith the containers, like like what are
they called supperware? Yeah, tupperware. I do that all the time because
(04:35):
you don't want to walk But shereally doesn't. Oh my god, Well
now we now we know that tastes. New contract is plentiful. Well yeah,
ninety eight one cavet Wayne Dtay andBama got Joe Nichols here. Ninety
eight one KVET Austin's all Time CountryFavorites with Wayne D. Tay and the
Texas Radio Hall of Famer Bama Browngot that secret word coming up at seventy
(04:58):
ten. Some big show tickets wewant to tell you about. We'll get
to that in a few but first, Bamma, your first time. Go
ahead. I forgot to tell you. Guy. I can't believe I forgot
to tell you about this Saturday orno, this was Sunday. They had
the cars and coffee's where like it'sa car show where everybody kind of comes
on the last Sunday of the monthand tripping there and I was standing there
and this guy walked up and hesaid, hey, I want you to
(05:20):
meet a friend of mine. AndI turned around and there's this old,
old guy and he goes, I'ma big fan. I like Wayne and
Tay and you y'all are funny.And he had a hat on and it
said World War two veteran, Ohand I said, I said, man,
(05:42):
thank you, I'll tell the guys. And I said, you were
in World War Two and he goes, yep, be twenty five Violet over
in Europe. And I said,well, I've been watching Masters of the
Air and he goes, yep,yeah, he said, I was in
a twenty five, which is alittle bit smaller than the seventeen. But
I told him about how I knewthe due Little Raid and he knew a
couple of dude little guys that endedup over there. That's a long story.
(06:04):
But anyway, Uh, real herobut just loves loves Wayne today and
just a great guy. I reallyenjoyed getting to talk to him. And
sharp as a tack too. Itwas great and he was he was digging
the cars. He was loving theold cars too, So gosh, how
cool. If you get a chanceto run into us, uh, I
(06:24):
promise say hi, please, please, because yeah, it means the world
to hear from you. Because wesit in this in this tiny studio.
Every day we talked to you know, it's the three of us, and
every now and again we get emailsand the talkback on the iHeart radio app.
But like to physically be out inperson and meet somebody that listens.
Man, it means the world.So if you get a chance, say
hey, I promise you you ain'tever bugging us ever, you know.
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And I met those car deals allthe time, and people you can see
they recognized me from the TV show, but they don't want to come up
and say hi, please, causeI would love to say hello to you,
you know, if you because youcan just tell they go, you
know, they'll point and go outto Bama and then they don't ever come
over, and I'm like, comeover, or maybe they don't like me,
but they're pointing because but I likeWayne to tell you that's fine.
(07:08):
I'll take that they're pointing because you'rerarely wearing a clean shirt. I think
is what it comes down to.Oh my god, Big stayed on it
from working on the drug. Butninety eight one kvet, Wayne, Dtay
and Bama coming up at seven toten playlong Secret Word. Got some tickets
for you. We'll tell you aboutcoming after seven, but first we got
to get you all plugged in.Hey, Austin, here's what's trending in
(07:29):
the at X with Tay So Canadiancoffee is making its way to round Rock
here pretty soon. You guys haveheard of Tim Horton's coffee, right,
Their coffee is iconic, and especiallytheir donuts. I've heard of their little
donut holes so good. Yes,So they're going to be making their way
to Round Rocket. Doesn't have anylike details on dates or anything yet,
but it is official. It's underway. The permits have already been submitted for
(07:54):
it, so we'll see. It'sawesome. Next to the city of round
Rock is also getting its first personprofessional permanent theater venue later this year.
It's called Penfold Theater Company and it'sgoing to be making its way there.
It's a venue is at Rock CreekPlaza. So yeah, they're looking to
open up like during fall time.That'll be fun. Yeah. Yeah.
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And last Saturday was Austin FC's firstgame and there, I mean, there
were so many people out there.But what was cool. Yeah, what
was cool to see though, isthat they brought out a dog. He's
seven years old and his name isBastion and he's a medium sized dog.
He's like, I think he's likea mixed breed because he looks like all
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sorts of different things, but he'sso cute. He's their new mascot until
he gets adopted. But how cuteis that. That's a great idea,
and then switch it up whenever theyget adopted. I love it. Yeah,
he's he's over at Austin Pets Alive, so he's he is up for
adoption, Go get him. He'swaiting for a home. But until then,
he's going to be the FCO.You're welcome. That's what's trending in
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the ATX on ninety eight one KVETand the time has come. We're diving
in this. I almost said grouptherapy. I was hoping it was Thursday
because that means it's almost the weekend. Not the case. This is real
news, fake news. It's headlinesreel or fake that Tay is put together
and Bama and I get a guesswho we go ahead to head? Are
you ready for this? Bama?Ready? Yeah? I'm ready? All
(09:22):
right, Tay, go ahead headlinenumber one. Bama answers first, reel
or fake all right, patient whochronically loses remote has micro remote implanted in
tooth a tooth Bama, my first? Are you first? Yere first?
(09:43):
I'm mostly real. I mean itsounds, it sounds real, but I'm
like, so many buttons on thecontroller. How do you channel up?
How do you channel down? I'mgonna say fake news. It is fake
news. Yeah, that would bewild, though. Could you imagine an
idiot? All right, let's seeNew York pot dispensary offers weed and read
(10:05):
a promotion. Bama, what doyou think. I'm gonna say real,
because everything could be real. Theseare all possible. I think we didn't
read. I'm gonna say fake newsbecause out of anything you're gonna do with
that first activity, reading would notbe the second activity. It is real.
Actually, Okay, there you go. Next, Elon Musk buys third
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grader's blueprint for next SpaceX rockets.Bama. Yeah, okay, I'm just
gonna say they're all real. Fromhere on, I'm gonna say, well,
he's killed the bit, folks.Uh, real news. I'm gonna
say real news, but he's notgonna use it. He probably just gave
(10:54):
the kid money to be nice.I'll change mind to fake right here,
just to show you fake news.That's fake. Now, Wayne said real.
I said fake. It's fake news. You gave him some sort of
signal to change where to? God, y'all I showed up to work today,
(11:15):
and the two of them were like, we're getting him today and I
don't know what what. I wasn'teven looking his way. That's fine,
all right, let's do it onemore. God, why not? I'm
having a blest. Florida man gamespops off over the weekend. What was
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it? Florida man games pops offover the weekend. I don't even understand
what that means? He did?What? She looks confused reading it.
So I'm gonna says the headline,Florida man games pops over the weekend.
Florida Man's games, Oh, popsoff over the weekend? Pops off over
the weekend. I'm gonna say.I'm gonna say real, just because I
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don't know any better. Is yourphone ringing? I'm trying to shut it
off. I didn't even know whowas calling you before eight a m.
On a Tuesday. I have noidea who knows? Okay, real news
fake news? So don't let usget in the way. Hey, I
gotta take this. I've got threehundred on the Dodgers. Now, go
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ahead, We're doing I'm gonna sayfake news, Bama Reel are fake?
Well, I'll say real. Sincehe said it's real news you. This
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is like pick on me to day. If I there better be a talkback
sticking up for me, because Iknow if I pick on Bama, there's
talkback soon even my own leave mealone. Today we're up again, no
per se, getting ready for thebonehead a few minutes from now here on
ninety eight one kved aren't he haveftereight o'clock this morning? Thanks for starting
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your day with Wayne Deet Tay andBama. All right, I'm gonna do
this, Tay. I'm gonna givehim a chance to get even with me
this morning. Oh God, becauseI didn't tell you all this. So
we went Saturday to my friend's ninetiethbirthday party. Wow, mister Jack,
and he is the greatest guy andreally good friend of mine. He's not
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He was ninety years old, wascelebrated, and so one hundred people came
to the elderly place where they goto eat, and this young guy came
up to me, Okay, Wayne, have a field day. He goes,
y'all got a real nice place here. He thought you lived there,
y'all. Oh no, I haveat it. I've been on you all
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morning, So just have a fieldday. Listen. I have tried to
get home just to pull up andpick you up, but it's and your
wife even signed off on it,and they just won't do it. They're
like, he's They're like, he'stoo what do they call it? Too
able bodied? Still to come here? Yeah, And I'm like, okay,
here we go. Okay, Igot this. And he was a
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young kid, but he was likein his you guys place, I'm sixty
six, I'm not eighty six.But he goes, y'all got a real
nice place here. He's on theback. Yeah, he's like, hey,
pop, we have jello on Truesday. They call it. They call
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it gumbo because you don't need yourteeth. You just have at it.
You get it. Payback all therest of the show. From Leu's Messing
with You, it's Wayne d tayingBama. This is ninety eight one Kvets
and now Bama's bonehead. This isConnor Litka in Saint Mattheas, Indiana.
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Now see if you can figure outwhere Connor had the scam going and where
it went bad for him. Hewent to the Porsche dealer dressed very very
nice. I'm talking about a nicesuit he's only twenty one, okay,
but he goes to the Porsche dealeror Porsche I think it's the actual pronounce
annunciation anyway, walks in there,test drives, show shows a real mature
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adultness about him. To the salesman, sales manager. Come over, Internet
guy has a whole story on internet, done very well, looking at a
Porsche, and so it came timeto actually do the purchase. I mean,
they're filling out stuff and he says, so I've got this check,
so let's cash his check and youknow, I'll buy the Porsche and then
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you I'll keep the difference. Thecheck was for seventy eight million dollars.
Did you figure it out. That'sthe exact point where the salesman said,
get out, get out of here. Yeah, well, I'll cross that
off the list. That was mybackup plan here. That was what you
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were to do, chick, andthen get the cash back. Oh god,
that's the bonehead, y'all ninety eightone cave. It's Wade d.
Dan Vama getting you in the field. So there's a tattoo shop called Wild
Bills, and they recently hosted itstwenty third annual Tattooithon and it's all to
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support the pediatric intensive care unit overat their local hospital. So the event
started at like eight am in themorning and they go all the way through
till about midnight. But all theproceeds from the tattoos, including like tips
and everything that all goes towards thishospital. How cool is that? And
it's their twenty third doing it.Over those years they raised about three hundred
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thousand dollars for the hospital. Wow, it's a cool concept too, because
you think about it, there's fivek'ses just straight up cash donations. What
do we do the coast for kids? Right? So there's these things that
people do, but like, whata unique way to get involved. I
love that. Would you get atattoo for charity? Wayne? Yeah?
Well yeah, I've got a bunchof I'll do another one, would you?
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No? I can't. I'm diabetic. They won't let me do something
like that. Why. I don'tknow, in your bloodstream, right,
something like that. And the sugardoesn't like competition. I don't get it.
Maybe the chemicals. I don't know. His face, I don't know.
I don't I can't get a tearunder my you know, whatever do.
(17:33):
Jelly Roll would appreciate it that Iwas gonna get regrets at Actually we
should get tattoos with jelly Roll,although there's other radio people doing that now,
right, that's not cool anymore.I think that literally just happened,
didn't it. I just saw somebodygetting a tattoo a Jelly Roll. Yeah,
but y'all knew him first, that'sthe thing. Y'all were telling me
about him before he was even thething. Now he's the biggest thing ever.
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He'll be at the iHeart Country Festivalto It's gonna be fun. Sorry,
we got off. That's in thefields Vet, Wayne Dtay and Bama
it's the last place you ever wantto find bugs. And judging by Bama's
guests during that last song, hedoesn't get to talk this break, Hey,
the last place you ever want tofind bugs? Okay, So Jacksonville
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doctors removed one hundred and fifty livebugs from somebody's nose. Oh and science
are yeah, I want to likenow I want to pick my nose mixture.
Nothing's moving in there. They were, They were all in the Larva
stage. He said he felt something. He's like, I've been clogged up
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for like months now, and Ijust can't breathe. I don't know.
Bugs are making love in your sin? Yeah basically, yeah, they stuck
a camera to raid. Disgusting.Oh and they're just getting it on.
Okay? Yeah, well, Imean, what's how they multiply? What's
a But what's worse than bugs inyour nose? Bugs turning your nose into
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a studio apartment? Yeah? Livingthere only fans. Would you rather have
a bug in your nose or abug in your ear? That's close?
Is oh? Man? Man,that's both gross. There's a doctor listening
that's like, you didn't get thatyour nose and your ears both connect to
your breakine. I got there.Listen. We gave up halfway along the
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education process, and that is whywe're here weekday mornings. It's ninety eight
one Kvett Austin's all time country favorites. Glad we share the bug story for
after breakfast, Garth Brooks coming upin a few and more. Next.
Yeah, I saw we got WayneDtay and Bam, I'm gonna run out
the door. We'd love and appreciateyou. Thanks for hanging out. Keep
in mind the podcast, please gogive it a listen. Please click subscribe
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it. Even if you just goback to the Bonehead, you don't got
to listen to the whole show.You can skip around to different parts if
you want to check it out.But it would mean the absolute world to
get your support. We had anew record on what was it Friday for
Friday show when we put it upFriday, like early afternoon, So we
have a new record to try andbreak for days as far as like number
of number of listens. So ifyou want to go listen, we'd appreciate
(20:15):
it. Not et one kvet dotcom. What's Tay doing the rest of
this lovely Tuesday? And I wantto remind everybody Bama's job is on the
line. Bama's job is on theline. Thank you Tay for reminding everybody.
That's how we get the numbers.Remember ye say that every day.
It's not true. We're just tryingto get the numbers up. Wow,
not true. You're bad at actor. She now it's not true. No,
(20:40):
your job is safe, but youdo need to go talk to Jason
after this show. Your job issafe. Well, we got to get
the podcast numbers up. Yeah,what did you answer? What are you
doing? Oh? No? Uh? Just hanging out, just laying Gonna
go get coffee after this straight chillingmore coffee does sound good? Yeah,
you have half of one right there. That's less than half. But yeah,
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I'm already planning my next coffee.God, Bama, what are you
doing today? Looking for a job? No? No, no, no,
no, that's tomorrow. Do thattomorrow. Take take the day.
Okay, take the day, processit and do that tomorrow. Yeah.
I got there's only one thing leftfor people. My age is Greeter Walmart.
That ain't gonna take a long It'snot true. What about Bama's motors
(21:22):
job? What what is it?Motorsport? I used car lot. Yeah,
that's that'll be fun. I'm likea killing all of that. I'll
be fine. Fo oh okay yeah, Bamos motors. Listen. I can't
call it Bama's motors because none ofmy cars have motors. Oh that's Bama's
lot. Yeah, scrapyard. Yeah. Hey, whatever y'all got going on
(21:45):
today, we'd love and appreciate you. Tomorrow we're back at it right here.
Ninety eight one Cave at six toten with Wayne D. Tay and Bama
It's Wayne Dta and Bama Naughty eightone Cavet. Hey, I want to
shout out before we even get started, if you've been listening to the podcast,
man and podcast numbers are very attractiveright now, just saying it's available
through Naughty eight onecavet dot com orwith the iHeartRadio app. You just search
Wayne detail and Bama rewind. Howmuch is that thing? How much is
it the rent or buy or whatever? Rent? What the podcast? Is
(00:24):
that? Money? You have beenmoney? No, it's free, it's
free. You're kidding. I didn'tknow that. Okay, it's a bit
to Yeah, I get I getit. You couldn't just you could have
just jumped in and said, plus, it's free, but what fun is
that? What I was like,where the hell is he going? Uh?
(00:47):
And now what would you pay?But wait, there's born so you
want to take it? Sound likethe guy that has the flex seal on
TV. So as Bama brought up, it's free Naughty eight one k dot
com apples and audience tayy'r up first. So my onion would be that with
the nice weather, like I'm ableto get outside a little bit more,
(01:08):
which is amazing. But it's totallymessing with my allergies. Like even like
I can feel it in my throata little bit. My nose is really
stuffy, so yeah, that kindof stinks. But she was sneezing like
ten times, and I was like, maybe I should have wore a different
Colonne to work today. I justI was sneezing a second ago and Band
was like, geez a sick bazoon. Time blew the pictures off the wall.
(01:34):
Let's see and my apple would beOh, I got a new office
chair for my at home office.I'm really excited for. I actually bought
it from a TikTok shop. Iwas waiting for Wayne to make fun of
me. She probably bought it duringthe show. Yea, No, I
bought it over the weekend. Butanyway, this chair is super cool because
(01:57):
it like it kind of extends outa lot little bit, so you can
sit crisscross apple sauce and that's howI always sit in this chair, or
I sit like with one leg upor so that's nice. I'm excited for.
You know, Wayne, if wecould just get her Amazon drivers to
do the podcast, we'd be setfrom now on. I know those guys
know we should just be like broughtto you by a day's Amazon list.
(02:20):
Wow, Apple and Onion, Bama, what do you got? I had
a good, it's a beautiful weekend. I went to the cars and Coffee
and while I was there, Isold a truck and a car, which
you know you're not supposed to beselling, but I was, and so
that was cool. The two thatI didn't really want, I sold both
of them, so we made alittle money. You had a guy come
(02:42):
by on Friday, right, didhe buy the truck that you were talking
about or no, he did,and he sure did. That was another
one. Hey, I'm sacking themdeep selling them cheap over here at Bama
Motors. I really shouldn't call itBama Motors because none of these things got
a motor in them. They're allthe carcass. You know, they got
a thirty minute warranty. Oh yeah, minute it leaves the fence. Gosh
(03:07):
apple. And I'm gonna say myapple is my daughter has a choir concert
today, so I'm excited for herfor that, But it's for it's like
some like state wide choir judging thing, so it's not like a full on
con But you have to wear likea dress and likessed up and yeah,
(03:27):
so she's really excited about that.So I'm obviously as a parent, you
get excited for whatever your kids getexcited for. Is it competitive, real
competitive? No, No, it'sjust like it's something like state wide.
It's not a competition, but it'slike something like grading the school's choirs.
I don't I don't get the fullthe full thing. Gosh, And my
onion is probably gonna be because ofthe weather. We were outside this weekend.
(03:51):
The kids wanted to get outside afterschool yesterday, so like around the
house, some stuff could get done. I made I made some hamburger on
Saturday, and the pan is stillin the sink. It's fine from Saturday.
If you're bored, you can comeover and new dishes looking like you
walked into that. So, wow, my new onion is getting judged by
(04:15):
Tay. You would judge me forit, No, don't you? Hey,
don't you just throw them out andbuy new pans every time and then
you're no. But I do thatwith the containers, like like what are
they called supperware? Yeah, tupperware. I do that all the time because
(04:35):
you don't want to walk But shereally doesn't. Oh my god, Well
now we now we know that tastes. New contract is plentiful. Well yeah,
ninety eight one cavet Wayne Dtay andBama got Joe Nichols here. Ninety
eight one KVET Austin's all Time CountryFavorites with Wayne D. Tay and the
Texas Radio Hall of Famer Bama Browngot that secret word coming up at seventy
(04:58):
ten. Some big show tickets wewant to tell you about. We'll get
to that in a few but first, Bamma, your first time. Go
ahead. I forgot to tell you. Guy. I can't believe I forgot
to tell you about this Saturday orno, this was Sunday. They had
the cars and coffee's where like it'sa car show where everybody kind of comes
on the last Sunday of the monthand tripping there and I was standing there
and this guy walked up and hesaid, hey, I want you to
(05:20):
meet a friend of mine. AndI turned around and there's this old,
old guy and he goes, I'ma big fan. I like Wayne and
Tay and you y'all are funny.And he had a hat on and it
said World War two veteran, Ohand I said, I said, man,
(05:42):
thank you, I'll tell the guys. And I said, you were
in World War Two and he goes, yep, be twenty five Violet over
in Europe. And I said,well, I've been watching Masters of the
Air and he goes, yep,yeah, he said, I was in
a twenty five, which is alittle bit smaller than the seventeen. But
I told him about how I knewthe due Little Raid and he knew a
couple of dude little guys that endedup over there. That's a long story.
(06:04):
But anyway, Uh, real herobut just loves loves Wayne today and
just a great guy. I reallyenjoyed getting to talk to him. And
sharp as a tack too. Itwas great and he was he was digging
the cars. He was loving theold cars too, So gosh, how
cool. If you get a chanceto run into us, uh, I
(06:24):
promise say hi, please, please, because yeah, it means the world
to hear from you. Because wesit in this in this tiny studio.
Every day we talked to you know, it's the three of us, and
every now and again we get emailsand the talkback on the iHeart radio app.
But like to physically be out inperson and meet somebody that listens.
Man, it means the world.So if you get a chance, say
hey, I promise you you ain'tever bugging us ever, you know.
(06:45):
And I met those car deals allthe time, and people you can see
they recognized me from the TV show, but they don't want to come up
and say hi, please, causeI would love to say hello to you,
you know, if you because youcan just tell they go, you
know, they'll point and go outto Bama and then they don't ever come
over, and I'm like, comeover, or maybe they don't like me,
but they're pointing because but I likeWayne to tell you that's fine.
(07:08):
I'll take that they're pointing because you'rerarely wearing a clean shirt. I think
is what it comes down to.Oh my god, Big stayed on it
from working on the drug. Butninety eight one kvet, Wayne, Dtay
and Bama coming up at seven toten playlong Secret Word. Got some tickets
for you. We'll tell you aboutcoming after seven, but first we got
to get you all plugged in.Hey, Austin, here's what's trending in
(07:29):
the at X with Tay So Canadiancoffee is making its way to round Rock
here pretty soon. You guys haveheard of Tim Horton's coffee, right,
Their coffee is iconic, and especiallytheir donuts. I've heard of their little
donut holes so good. Yes,So they're going to be making their way
to Round Rocket. Doesn't have anylike details on dates or anything yet,
but it is official. It's underway. The permits have already been submitted for
(07:54):
it, so we'll see. It'sawesome. Next to the city of round
Rock is also getting its first personprofessional permanent theater venue later this year.
It's called Penfold Theater Company and it'sgoing to be making its way there.
It's a venue is at Rock CreekPlaza. So yeah, they're looking to
open up like during fall time.That'll be fun. Yeah. Yeah.
(08:16):
And last Saturday was Austin FC's firstgame and there, I mean, there
were so many people out there.But what was cool. Yeah, what
was cool to see though, isthat they brought out a dog. He's
seven years old and his name isBastion and he's a medium sized dog.
He's like, I think he's likea mixed breed because he looks like all
(08:37):
sorts of different things, but he'sso cute. He's their new mascot until
he gets adopted. But how cuteis that. That's a great idea,
and then switch it up whenever theyget adopted. I love it. Yeah,
he's he's over at Austin Pets Alive, so he's he is up for
adoption, Go get him. He'swaiting for a home. But until then,
he's going to be the FCO.You're welcome. That's what's trending in
(09:01):
the ATX on ninety eight one KVETand the time has come. We're diving
in this. I almost said grouptherapy. I was hoping it was Thursday
because that means it's almost the weekend. Not the case. This is real
news, fake news. It's headlinesreel or fake that Tay is put together
and Bama and I get a guesswho we go ahead to head? Are
you ready for this? Bama?Ready? Yeah? I'm ready? All
(09:22):
right, Tay, go ahead headlinenumber one. Bama answers first, reel
or fake all right, patient whochronically loses remote has micro remote implanted in
tooth a tooth Bama, my first? Are you first? Yere first?
(09:43):
I'm mostly real. I mean itsounds, it sounds real, but I'm
like, so many buttons on thecontroller. How do you channel up?
How do you channel down? I'mgonna say fake news. It is fake
news. Yeah, that would bewild, though. Could you imagine an
idiot? All right, let's seeNew York pot dispensary offers weed and read
(10:05):
a promotion. Bama, what doyou think. I'm gonna say real,
because everything could be real. Theseare all possible. I think we didn't
read. I'm gonna say fake newsbecause out of anything you're gonna do with
that first activity, reading would notbe the second activity. It is real.
Actually, Okay, there you go. Next, Elon Musk buys third
(10:33):
grader's blueprint for next SpaceX rockets.Bama. Yeah, okay, I'm just
gonna say they're all real. Fromhere on, I'm gonna say, well,
he's killed the bit, folks.Uh, real news. I'm gonna
say real news, but he's notgonna use it. He probably just gave
(10:54):
the kid money to be nice.I'll change mind to fake right here,
just to show you fake news.That's fake. Now, Wayne said real.
I said fake. It's fake news. You gave him some sort of
signal to change where to? God, y'all I showed up to work today,
(11:15):
and the two of them were like, we're getting him today and I
don't know what what. I wasn'teven looking his way. That's fine,
all right, let's do it onemore. God, why not? I'm
having a blest. Florida man gamespops off over the weekend. What was
(11:35):
it? Florida man games pops offover the weekend. I don't even understand
what that means? He did?What? She looks confused reading it.
So I'm gonna says the headline,Florida man games pops over the weekend.
Florida Man's games, Oh, popsoff over the weekend? Pops off over
the weekend. I'm gonna say.I'm gonna say real, just because I
(11:58):
don't know any better. Is yourphone ringing? I'm trying to shut it
off. I didn't even know whowas calling you before eight a m.
On a Tuesday. I have noidea who knows? Okay, real news
fake news? So don't let usget in the way. Hey, I
gotta take this. I've got threehundred on the Dodgers. Now, go
(12:20):
ahead, We're doing I'm gonna sayfake news, Bama Reel are fake?
Well, I'll say real. Sincehe said it's real news you. This
(12:41):
is like pick on me to day. If I there better be a talkback
sticking up for me, because Iknow if I pick on Bama, there's
talkback soon even my own leave mealone. Today we're up again, no
per se, getting ready for thebonehead a few minutes from now here on
ninety eight one kved aren't he haveftereight o'clock this morning? Thanks for starting
(13:03):
your day with Wayne Deet Tay andBama. All right, I'm gonna do
this, Tay. I'm gonna givehim a chance to get even with me
this morning. Oh God, becauseI didn't tell you all this. So
we went Saturday to my friend's ninetiethbirthday party. Wow, mister Jack,
and he is the greatest guy andreally good friend of mine. He's not
(13:26):
He was ninety years old, wascelebrated, and so one hundred people came
to the elderly place where they goto eat, and this young guy came
up to me, Okay, Wayne, have a field day. He goes,
y'all got a real nice place here. He thought you lived there,
y'all. Oh no, I haveat it. I've been on you all
(13:48):
morning, So just have a fieldday. Listen. I have tried to
get home just to pull up andpick you up, but it's and your
wife even signed off on it,and they just won't do it. They're
like, he's They're like, he'stoo what do they call it? Too
able bodied? Still to come here? Yeah, And I'm like, okay,
here we go. Okay, Igot this. And he was a
(14:11):
young kid, but he was likein his you guys place, I'm sixty
six, I'm not eighty six.But he goes, y'all got a real
nice place here. He's on theback. Yeah, he's like, hey,
pop, we have jello on Truesday. They call it. They call
(14:33):
it gumbo because you don't need yourteeth. You just have at it.
You get it. Payback all therest of the show. From Leu's Messing
with You, it's Wayne d tayingBama. This is ninety eight one Kvets
and now Bama's bonehead. This isConnor Litka in Saint Mattheas, Indiana.
(14:56):
Now see if you can figure outwhere Connor had the scam going and where
it went bad for him. Hewent to the Porsche dealer dressed very very
nice. I'm talking about a nicesuit he's only twenty one, okay,
but he goes to the Porsche dealeror Porsche I think it's the actual pronounce
annunciation anyway, walks in there,test drives, show shows a real mature
(15:20):
adultness about him. To the salesman, sales manager. Come over, Internet
guy has a whole story on internet, done very well, looking at a
Porsche, and so it came timeto actually do the purchase. I mean,
they're filling out stuff and he says, so I've got this check,
so let's cash his check and youknow, I'll buy the Porsche and then
(15:41):
you I'll keep the difference. Thecheck was for seventy eight million dollars.
Did you figure it out. That'sthe exact point where the salesman said,
get out, get out of here. Yeah, well, I'll cross that
off the list. That was mybackup plan here. That was what you
(16:03):
were to do, chick, andthen get the cash back. Oh god,
that's the bonehead, y'all ninety eightone cave. It's Wade d.
Dan Vama getting you in the field. So there's a tattoo shop called Wild
Bills, and they recently hosted itstwenty third annual Tattooithon and it's all to
(16:26):
support the pediatric intensive care unit overat their local hospital. So the event
started at like eight am in themorning and they go all the way through
till about midnight. But all theproceeds from the tattoos, including like tips
and everything that all goes towards thishospital. How cool is that? And
it's their twenty third doing it.Over those years they raised about three hundred
(16:48):
thousand dollars for the hospital. Wow, it's a cool concept too, because
you think about it, there's fivek'ses just straight up cash donations. What
do we do the coast for kids? Right? So there's these things that
people do, but like, whata unique way to get involved. I
love that. Would you get atattoo for charity? Wayne? Yeah?
Well yeah, I've got a bunchof I'll do another one, would you?
(17:10):
No? I can't. I'm diabetic. They won't let me do something
like that. Why. I don'tknow, in your bloodstream, right,
something like that. And the sugardoesn't like competition. I don't get it.
Maybe the chemicals. I don't know. His face, I don't know.
I don't I can't get a tearunder my you know, whatever do.
(17:33):
Jelly Roll would appreciate it that Iwas gonna get regrets at Actually we
should get tattoos with jelly Roll,although there's other radio people doing that now,
right, that's not cool anymore.I think that literally just happened,
didn't it. I just saw somebodygetting a tattoo a Jelly Roll. Yeah,
but y'all knew him first, that'sthe thing. Y'all were telling me
about him before he was even thething. Now he's the biggest thing ever.
(17:55):
He'll be at the iHeart Country Festivalto It's gonna be fun. Sorry,
we got off. That's in thefields Vet, Wayne Dtay and Bama
it's the last place you ever wantto find bugs. And judging by Bama's
guests during that last song, hedoesn't get to talk this break, Hey,
the last place you ever want tofind bugs? Okay, So Jacksonville
(18:17):
doctors removed one hundred and fifty livebugs from somebody's nose. Oh and science
are yeah, I want to likenow I want to pick my nose mixture.
Nothing's moving in there. They were, They were all in the Larva
stage. He said he felt something. He's like, I've been clogged up
(18:40):
for like months now, and Ijust can't breathe. I don't know.
Bugs are making love in your sin? Yeah basically, yeah, they stuck
a camera to raid. Disgusting.Oh and they're just getting it on.
Okay? Yeah, well, Imean, what's how they multiply? What's
a But what's worse than bugs inyour nose? Bugs turning your nose into
(19:03):
a studio apartment? Yeah? Livingthere only fans. Would you rather have
a bug in your nose or abug in your ear? That's close?
Is oh? Man? Man,that's both gross. There's a doctor listening
that's like, you didn't get thatyour nose and your ears both connect to
your breakine. I got there.Listen. We gave up halfway along the
(19:30):
education process, and that is whywe're here weekday mornings. It's ninety eight
one Kvett Austin's all time country favorites. Glad we share the bug story for
after breakfast, Garth Brooks coming upin a few and more. Next.
Yeah, I saw we got WayneDtay and Bam, I'm gonna run out
the door. We'd love and appreciateyou. Thanks for hanging out. Keep
in mind the podcast, please gogive it a listen. Please click subscribe
(19:51):
it. Even if you just goback to the Bonehead, you don't got
to listen to the whole show.You can skip around to different parts if
you want to check it out.But it would mean the absolute world to
get your support. We had anew record on what was it Friday for
Friday show when we put it upFriday, like early afternoon, So we
have a new record to try andbreak for days as far as like number
of number of listens. So ifyou want to go listen, we'd appreciate
(20:15):
it. Not et one kvet dotcom. What's Tay doing the rest of
this lovely Tuesday? And I wantto remind everybody Bama's job is on the
line. Bama's job is on theline. Thank you Tay for reminding everybody.
That's how we get the numbers.Remember ye say that every day.
It's not true. We're just tryingto get the numbers up. Wow,
not true. You're bad at actor. She now it's not true. No,
(20:40):
your job is safe, but youdo need to go talk to Jason
after this show. Your job issafe. Well, we got to get
the podcast numbers up. Yeah,what did you answer? What are you
doing? Oh? No? Uh? Just hanging out, just laying Gonna
go get coffee after this straight chillingmore coffee does sound good? Yeah,
you have half of one right there. That's less than half. But yeah,
(21:00):
I'm already planning my next coffee.God, Bama, what are you
doing today? Looking for a job? No? No, no, no,
no, that's tomorrow. Do thattomorrow. Take take the day.
Okay, take the day, processit and do that tomorrow. Yeah.
I got there's only one thing leftfor people. My age is Greeter Walmart.
That ain't gonna take a long It'snot true. What about Bama's motors
(21:22):
job? What what is it?Motorsport? I used car lot. Yeah,
that's that'll be fun. I'm likea killing all of that. I'll
be fine. Fo oh okay yeah, Bamos motors. Listen. I can't
call it Bama's motors because none ofmy cars have motors. Oh that's Bama's
lot. Yeah, scrapyard. Yeah. Hey, whatever y'all got going on
(21:45):
today, we'd love and appreciate you. Tomorrow we're back at it right here.
Ninety eight one Cave at six toten with Wayne D. Tay and Bama
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