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March 4, 2024 • 15 mins
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(00:00):
Thank you so much for the opportunityto hang this morning, Wayne, Detay
and Bama on ninety eight one kvetlet's jump into Apples and Onions. Tay,
You're up first, Okay, myapple would be. We got outside
a lot this weekend. It wasreally nice just spending time outdoors. We
played football and just went to thepark when hiking. So I think a

(00:23):
lot of time outside made my allergiesgo wild, which is why I'm wearing
under eye patches because my eyes arepuffy because of my allergies. So awesome
apples and onions. I love it. I couldn't show up to work and
something like that if I was goingthrough that, like if I was rocking
that, I could never let youguys know why, because you'd embarrass me.

(00:45):
You'd find a way to embarrass me. No, I wouldn't. They
feel so good. That's part ofself care. Wayne, Well, I
still wouldn't tell you, Bama,Apple and onion. What do you got?
My onion is I'm exhausted from hearingabout Tay's weekend and wore me out
just here in had to go everytime I get up and down. I

(01:07):
never told you, guys, Ipainted this truck and this other car comes
back because the same guy I didtwo for the car. When I got
done, I went out of thehouse, I ate, and I went
back up to check the paint job, and there was a cat laying on
the hood that I just painted.Cat I've never seen before, just laying
there on the hood, just scratchinga crap of it. So I get

(01:30):
to redo that. It comes back, I get to fix it. So
you get a lot of stray catsrun around out that way, don't you.
I get them from all over inthe country. So they just come
by here, you know, andthey look in the window at the cats
that are inside. You know,our two are inside, so they just
stare at each other through the glass. There's a different one every day out
there. This made be a catzoo where cats come and look at the

(01:55):
other cats. Activity. Well,I'm gonna say apple and onion is,
my apple has had an awesome weekend. Got to unplug a little bit.
My onion is my kids have springbreak next week, so that my schedule
is like all over the place nextweek. But I feel like that's become

(02:15):
so normal. Like we've talked before, like you're like, oh, if
I can just get through today,Tomorrow's gonna be easier. And now it's
like, oh, man, ifI could just get through this week,
thinks of things of lighting up nextweek. Now I'm like, it's March
fourth. If I can make itto April twentieth, I think things would
light up well, summer will behere and then we can relax a minute.

(02:36):
Yeah sure, yeah, five,it's ninety eight one kvet king.
George is on the way. We'llget Garth Brooks and more too, and
Morgan Wallen is on start time.On a Monday morning from Bama Brown Eighteen
years ago, I had a friendof mine had worked for a company their
government COVID, a county water companything, and they sold it and he

(03:00):
lost his job. They gave himlike thirty days severance and he's out of
work. And he called me ayoung guy and he was really he was
really down. He said, man, I'm just so down. I had
lunch with him yesterday afternoon after theshow, and he, uh, so
I was eighteen years ago. Isaid, you're going to start your own
company and I'm going to be yourfirst customer. Come over here and build

(03:22):
a deck for me. And hegoes you can build a deck. I
don't want to free behind. Isaid, no, I want you to
build this deck. I'm not workingfor my wife. You are, I
won't work for her. So hebuilt that deck and started his company.
I was his first customer. Ihad lunch with him yesterday. Last year.
He did eight million dollars in constructionwith his company. Eight million in

(03:46):
eighteen years. He's that big acompany. The phone rang no less than
ten times while we were eating lunch. He wow, you know, project
said, he's got roads, he'sbuilding and development fences and infrastructure. Just
I'm so proud of him. Ican't tell you how proud of good for
him. That's awesome. That's socool. Just giving a guy a shot
to and now it's turned into abig thing. Yeah, you know.

(04:10):
I mean, i'd love to saythat I had something to do with that.
I just he was really down,So I mean, you just but
I don't want to take any creditfor that. I want to it's in
you. So if you're at yourjob and you're not happy, it's in
you. You just got to makeyourself do it. And that's what he
did. So if you're not happy, do something that makes you happy and
do it for yourself and you will. You can be a success. I'm
telling you that's a great. That'sa great for its first thought to get

(04:32):
the week started. Hey, BlakeShelton's coming up, gonna hear at God's
Country. Next, all Time CountryFavorites, ninety eight one KVET with Wayne
Dtay and the Texas Radio Hall ofFamer Bam Up Brown and we get ready
for the fourth of May, whichwe're in March now, right, So
it's the fourth today? What isthat April? Man? So what two
months away from today? Right?Yep? Something like that. Yeah,

(04:55):
excellent, math could have done thatmath before I turned the microphone on.
Anyway, the show, it wasmassive lineup to Austin's all time country Favorites.
It's Wayne Dtay and Bama. Thanksfor starting your day with ninety eight
one cavette y'all. I was literallyscared for my life on Friday. What
Yeah, I went to the doctorand what I experienced the doctor, it

(05:20):
was terrifying. I'll tell you guysabout it in a few minutes. Well,
we'll get to that. We'll playtwo songs and then Day's gonna tell
that story. Sits like ninety eightone Cavett, Wayne D. Tay and
Bama is ninety eight one Cavett toalready gosh, already in the seven o'clock
hour. Ugh, sorry this morning. Well, the morning's going quick.

(05:41):
And it's March fourth. It's alreadyflying by on a Monday. It's crazy.
Uh. Tay had a medical scarewhere she was rushed into No,
I'm kidding, it's not. Oh. I was like, Wow, I
hadn't heard anything about this. Whatwhat is what has happened? No?
Okay, So Friday I went.I went to the doctors, just like
kind of a check up type ofthing, but they wanted to draw blood,

(06:03):
so I had to go to theirlike lab area. And when I
went over to the lab area,this lady was like in the middle of
eating, so I interrupted her,you know, And I walked in and
I was like, Hi, like, I need to get my blood drawn.
And she's like in the middle ofabout to take a bite. And
then she slowly puts it down andgoes and pushes the cup away like a

(06:30):
cup of soup. I think,And she looks at me and she goes,
what's your name? And I said, my name's Taylor, and she
then she fully turns her swivel chairat like so she's completely facing me,
and she goes, I need yourfirst and last name. And I was
like, oh. I was like, hey, if you want to take

(06:53):
another bite of that soup, like, go ahead, that's totally fine.
But I like, I laugh alittle bit. And I think that made
her mad even more because then shewas like, what's your birthday? And
I said September sixth, nineteen ninety, and she goes, so you mean
nine six ninety And I was like, what a jerk? Oh man,

(07:14):
I was like, this lady's gettingready to put a needle in my arm,
Like, are you kidding? Iwas terrified. I was so hard.
Insurance probably a veterinarian, maybe someonetalking back to her. I don't
know, insurance, and maybe shewas just having a bad day, but
like, I was terrified for mylife. Sorry for getting sick and coming

(07:39):
to the doctor. No, Ididn't know where else to go. Yeah,
well but right are we waiting?Oh? Yeah, everything's fine now?
Yeah, it's naughty eight one CavetGarth Brooks coming up in a few
David Lee, Murphy and Moore,Wayne d Tay and Bama naughty eight one
Cavet's time to get into Open MikeMonday. We start the week with little
stand up comedy. You're pulling intowork. Maybe you need a laugh instead

(08:00):
of crying. We got you back. We're gonna start with It'll go uh
tay, Bama, me and wegot sixty seconds. Whoever time runs out
on losers? You all ready forthis? Okay? Ready? Open Mic
Monday starts right now, Bama?Uh? And I may have stole some
of these from wing to tay.When two vegans get into an argument,

(08:20):
is it still called a beef vegans? I thinks I misread it. You
lost vegans? Okay? What banddid Doctor Seuss? Make? No clue?
The who? Okay? What didthe horse? Day after it tripped?

(08:45):
Help? I fallen? And Ican't get you up? Oh?
What do you tick and the EiffelTower have in common? What both are
paras sites? Oh? My god? Oh god? Hey, hey,
what do you get when you mixDoctor Seuss with George Michael? What green

(09:05):
eggs? And wham? Oh god? Wayne? Uh? What do you
call a mountain of cats? Oh? Anyway, it was what do you
call a pile of cats? Amountain? Cut? Are we doing.

(09:26):
Are we going into the punchline?One last joke each, Yes, one
more night one Cavett, Wayne,d Tay and Bama. We call it
the punchline. Each of us getone more joke here on naety eight one
Cavett to wrap up open mic Monday, and Man, I'm torn between a
couple and none of them are fantastic. I just keep on. Oh God,
that's dumb. I'm gonna use thatone. I'm gonna use this one.

(09:48):
That's dumb. I'm ready, ready, One more joke eachs Bama,
Tay, Wayne, and Bamago.I think I stole this from you,
Wayne, but I love this joke. What did the janitor say when he
jumped out of the closet? Suppliesyou with me, but you can have
it because your execution was way better. Cute. I love that joke.

(10:13):
One more joke from day all right? What did the lorax say when the
tree fell on him? I'm stumped. God, I definitely shouldn't have gone.
Last, Bama's Bamas was the bestof these three. Forrest Gump's email
was locked up because he forgot hehad to change his password. Guess what

(10:35):
Forrest Gump's new password is one Forestone. Oh, I tell you it's
not Chris Young Wayne Dy Say inBama available on a smart device, just
ask yours to play ninety eight onecaved on iHeartRadio and now Bama's bonehead.

(11:00):
This is happening across our country inthe last three years, this has really
become an issue. Joseph Landa andhis wife they retired, he retired.
They bought a home online in LittleNeck, New York. When they got
there, Rhett Flores was already livingthere. Now Brett didn't buy it.

(11:20):
He just moved in it. Ohno, he said, I was going
down the street. I like thishouse looked good. It was vacant.
Now it's my house. He didn'tbuy it, has no paperwork. He's
a squatter. And across the countrypeople are just moving in the homes that
are vacant. And then they haveto get the Landa's had to get a
lawyer. They're in a legal battleover it. They can't throw him out,

(11:43):
they can't shoot him, so they'sgot to go through legalities and at
some point they say it will hewill get evicted. They will throw him
out. But they're going through somuch anyway, they're having to pay the
electric, they have to pay thewater so that Brett can lived there.
Oh wow, unreal, So he'sstaying there for free. It's yeah,

(12:07):
it's happened in nationwide. If theymove in, they're a squatter. They
move into your vacant home. Oncethey're in it, they're in it and
you can't do anything to get themout. I mean legally. Wow,
I have a way to get themout, but probably shouldn't be done.
Oh boy, yeah, let's notgo there. That's a bonut. On
ninety one Cavet Garth Brooks coming upsome Gary Allen a morning few one.

(12:30):
Wade Dan Bama getting you in thefields, Diddy Ate one Cavet. It's
Wade d daan Bama getting you inthe fields. So Boy Scout troops are
always doing their popcorn fundraisers. Youguys have seen them right where they sell
popcorn they raise money for the troops. Uh well, this is pretty cool

(12:50):
because I saw this one boy Scoutgroup. They made a pretty significant donation
over the weekend. Ten thousand dollarsworth of popcorn went to their local veterans
hospital. So instead of like sellingit and making money for like their their
troop and their you know group,they decided, you know what, let's
just donate all of it. Howcool is that? That's nice? You've

(13:15):
seeing that? Yeah, that's herein the fields on ninety eight one Cavet
ninety eight one Cavet with Wayne Dtayand Bama. Time to reconnect some love
here in Central Texas with missed connections. All right, this is a beautiful
girl in McDonald's jacket. It's twentyfive hundred Pearl Street, so getting pretty

(13:37):
close. I mean that's like detailingit down to address here. So all
right, here we go. Youwere very cute. I was working.
I was behind you for a moment. He has no punctuation at all in
this. Okay, let me startoff. Oh boy, you were very
cute. I was working. Iwas behind you for a moment when we

(13:58):
walked down the side and you turnedand looked back at me. I bit,
she did. You were stunningly beautiful. D Oh. It's like no,
it's like a semicle or it's likea colon and then a D.
So I think it's supposed to bea smiley face. Yeah, sideways,
Okay, sideways smiley face or mouthopen yeah, or maybe that's the sound

(14:24):
for she seemed creeped out right youturned around and looked back. I mean
she's probably like, what are youdoing? Guy? Do you need something?
Oh my god? If that wasyou, I highly doubt she's reaching
out. But there's a misconnect.Mondays here on ninety eight one Cavett join
us at the Movie Center on Mayfourth, two months away from Jason L.

(14:46):
Dean, Jelly Roll, Old Dominion, Brothers, Osborne and more.
It's the iHeart Country Festival. It'spresented by Capital One and if you don't
have tickets, I would highly suggestyou get online now to get them.
Ninety eight one Cavet dot com.It's Wayne D. Tay and Bama Naughty
eight one Cavet Monday. We're wrappingit up here. Keep in mind if
you missed any of the show,please go check the podcast out wherever you
get your podcasts at you just searchWayne Dta and Bama. The Rewindi is

(15:09):
also available on ninety eight one caavetdot com. What are you doing this
Monday here, Bama? What doyou got going on in the rest of
the day. I'm gonna relax thisafternoon. It's so beautiful out I think
I'll go out and play a littlebit, just mess around. I got
some stuff I need to do,but nothing hard. Give me a easy
day. That sound nice, Tay? What about you? This weather makes
me want a barbecue, so Imight stop by the store and grab something

(15:31):
to barbecue. There you go.Yeah, listen, I'm gonna lay low,
get some work done, try andget the head start on the week.
Make life a little easier the restof the week. It'd be nice.
Hey, whatever you got going on, Thank you so much for the
opportunity to hang this morning. Lookingforward to doing it again. Tuesday six
to ten. Wayne Dtay and Bamaon ninety eight one Cavet
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