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Fire. Everybody. It's naughety eightone cave At, Wayne Dtay and Bama.
We are in the program. Theshow is on and Bama Bama didn't
realize I turned the microphones on,and so the first thing that y'all heard
this lovely Tuesday morning. Everybody.I love it, everybody. That's how
everybody. That should be the firstthing we do every morning. It is
Bamagall's hey, everybody, everybody.That's ninety eight one Cavett, Wayne d.
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Tay and the legend the Texas RadioHall of Famer Bob Picket can be
heard afternoons. Okay, we gotBama Brown and we're ready to start this
Tuesday morning. Let's do a littleapples and onions. We celebrate the best
and we cry about the worst.Bbama, what you got? Oh man?
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Uh? I forgot to tell youguys. On Saturday, I just
took the whole day off and workedon my old trucks that I got.
I took the bed off one,put it on the other one, and
it fit perfect and the holes linedup. And that's never happened to me
in my sixty years of working oncars and trucks. I couldn't believe it
went so well, so I figuredtoday it'll all turn the crap. But
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that's okay. I had one goodday so there was no onion. Then
there you go. That ain't bad. It was awesome, but you got
an onion. Now it's Tuesday.You gotta have an onion in between them?
And then not everything went great manliving his best life. Hey,
I know you have onion. Goahead. Uh what is that supposed to
mean? I know you got anonion? She obviously does listen to how
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sensitive she got over it. She'salready that mean like I'm a negative Nancy.
No you are not. He letme try again. My onion would
be I don't know, Wayne stopped, Len finished, We're so mean this
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morning. I have done nothing butlaugh at your great jokes. We do,
we do, we do, gotta, we do, gotta dial in
because we're getting ready to celebrate inInternational Women's Day on Friday, and the
two of us are gonna have toget our act together to celebrate day on
Friday for one day. We'll giveher one day bless her art. Yeah,
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that's nice of you. Let's see. Onion would be that I don't
have an onion. I really don'tI feel like it's the week is starting
off really smoothly. We're getting stuffdone. It feels good and we're rolling.
So yeah, and the Thursday meetingis canceled already, so god,
that was gonna be my apple.Oh okay, go ahead and repeating,
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we have a we have a biglike staff meeting and everybody's the right the
big the big boss uh, thedigital web bosses Andie Ward, Bob,
Big Frank, Tom Travis, thewhole crew is there and it just got
canceled this morning. So no meetingThursday. It's fantastic. So that either
means we're all getting let go,which that's tough to do it once,
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or people are just busy and wegot we got that time back, so
let's go. I think people arejust busy if I've never scratched off like
a five hundred dollars deal, butthat has to be how it feels.
Oh my god, I'm so lucky. Naety eight one kved, Good morning,
Austin, thanks for starting your daywith Wayne d Tay and Bama Brown.
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It's Jordan Davis singing for you ona Tuesday morning with ninety eight one
KVET Wayne dta and Bama. Andyour first thought is I found out that
my wife has a disease. Oneand fifty thousand people have this disease,
and a guy in Texas is havingsurgery for it, and it is called
hyper hyper accused, hyper accuse him. I believe I'm pronouncing it wrong.
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It's pretty close to that. Whatshot look at he is shocked. But
it is hearing that is so sensitivethat you can hear every sound, like
even like when he put a coffeecup on the table, it sounds like
slamming it down. Oh wow.And my wife has this because no matter
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where I am in the house,when I say something back to her,
I heard that. She can heareverything like because I mean, I don't
say it out loud because I'm acoward. But I think every wife and
every mom has that. Yes,well mine does, so maybe yours does.
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Maybe right, Maybe we gotta wegot to get that fixed for uh
nay one came back. Montgomery signedher up. I signed her up already
for surgery. See they could definitelyhang Junior more part of your morning in
just a couple of minutes. Hey, Austin, here's what's trending in the
at X. With tay So theAustin Parks Foundation says, the Zilker Eagle
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has arrived. Yay. It isnew miniature train over there by the way.
The train thing has been happening sincenineteen sixty one, so it's been
around for a long long time.But they had to get like a new,
updated train because the old one waslike eroding basically just due to like
flooding. The tracks were Yeah,it washed out under the tracks over there
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about the lake, right, Sothey updated it and it's officially arrived,
so go check it out. That'sawesome. Next, the city just opened
its newest combined fire slash ems stationin southeast Austin. Over the weekend,
they had like a big opening likegrand opening party. People got to come
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check out, you know, thefirehouse and the gear and stuff like that.
But what's even cooler is that peoplegot to like take a tour of
the building and they got to likego in the fire trucks and stuff like
that. I think that's so cool. I love when they do that.
I remember when I was a kid, I got to do that in the
small town I was from, andit was awesome because you go in and
you're seeing all this stuff. Ilove it. That's cool and last Central
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Texans will soon be able to tastethe luck of the Iris, just in
time for Saint Patrick's Day this springtwo and a half Irishman Bakery is making
its debut at the Lauren Hotel inAustin for the entire month of March.
How cold is that awesome? Sogo check it out. I'm We've been
binging the Tourist and there in Irelandthis second season, and so Jamie and
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I will watch. We'll do twoepisodes and I go, I'm gonna get
up and I gotta go in hereand get something in a drink? Would
you like something? Last year?She's like, if you don't stop,
I'm going to kill you, goingto have to kill it. Would you
kill me? Are you with theIRA? My goodness, that's what's turning
in the ATX. On ninety eightone cavet, Good morning, Austin,
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Just creeping up on that eight o'clockhour. It's ninety eight to one Cavet,
Wayne d Tay and Bama play alittle game with us. If you
think you know some song lyrics,play along in your car. If you're
already sitting at work, here's it. Dang it, Tay, give us
a little backstory on how this allworks. Okay, So I'm going to
read lyrics to you from a song. They'll be country songs and you have
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to guess the song basically. Soeasy, we can do it. Yeah,
I behaving, Bama. You're upfirst, Go ahead, all right,
I'm ready, Here we go.I still remember when thirty was old,
and my biggest fear was September whenyou had to go a few cards
and letters and one long distance call. We drifted away like the leaves in
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the fall. Damn, that's depressing. Lord. Do you want me to
read a little bit more somebody?No, No, that's not gonna help
somebody. I'm gonna say garth justbecause I don't know what else. Somebody's
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yelling at their radio right now.Okay, I'll I'll read a little bit
more. The hot July moon,saw everything, my first taste of love,
woe, Oh, bittersweet green onthe vine like brooks and dune stra
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not a clue, Okay, it'sstrawberry wine. Strawberry wine. Oh it's
streberry wine. Yes, okay,all right. By the way, it's
Dina Carter. A lot of peoplesay, yeah, Dina Carter, Yes,
okay, Wayne, Ready, let'sgo rocket. This is fun?
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Okay? All right? Then Iwon one hundred bucks off a scratch off
ticket I bought to twelve. Yeah, now that one. I know you
want me to keep going. Sheswore they were wasted time. Boy,
what she was wrong? Yeah,I was calling number five five on the
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radio station, but for No.One two Okay, tickets. I'm more
worried about the word. That's LukeComb's uh. But the song is rubbing
it in. But the song isI was going first x something anymore,
something like yeah, see my excuseyour mother in law anymore? Oh?
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Lord? When it rains? Yeah, do you think we should time this
though? Yeah? Probably you allare take it forever? Okay, you're
off at ten? All right?Badma. We could go slow or make
it go faster, down through thewoods or out to the pasture. Long
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as I'm with you, it reallydoesn't matter. Climb up in my lap
and drive if you want to.Girl. You know you got me to
hold on. It's a Florida Georgialine. No, no, it's not
Diamond real, It's I think iHeartCountry Festival. I'm trying to we can
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go to town. But baby,if you'd rather, I'd take you for
a ride on my don't say thatbike. It was written. It was
written by Chase Rise Actually nope,no, okay it was was it,
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Prince? No, I don't.People in their cars are screaming. I
bet the r the easiest one.I can't think of it. Who it
is? And it's Jason al Dean, big Green tractor. Yeah, it's
green tractor, all right, Wayne, last one. This has been an
awful go ahead this one. Well, you're winning. You should be thrilled.
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Squeaky, I don't know if you'regoing to get this one. I
think Bama. Bama will get thisone. Alright. Ready, we got
married in a fever hotter than apepper sprout. Oh stop, stop stopping.
Bama acts like he knows what isit. It's uh no, I
got it. Go ahead, crapyou already. You will win. You'll
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get it. I know you will. We got married in a fever hotter
than you know this. Come on, you've been talking about Jackson ever since
the fire went out. I'm goingto Jackson. I'm gonna mess around.
Yeah, I'm going to Jackson.Look out, Jackson, Town, Johnny.
Oh yeah, it's Johnny Cass.I knew it was Johnny Cash and
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who and uh you and Carter?I knew that no cheating. I knew
that, No you didn't. What'sthe song called I Love Your I only
said it about five times, butI went, I know, I know,
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then what is it? It's Jacksonand Johnny and June Babe, come
on Classic Naughty eight one, Cat, Wayne Detail and Naughty eight one,
Kvet, Wayne, dtayl and Bama. Now, Tay and I lived in
Las Vegas at one point and beforewe moved here, and there's a new
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law in Vegas that you could getin trouble for something so stupid. But
now if you think about it,it makes sense. But also it's stupid.
Yeah, I don't I'll let Taydive into it here. Yeah.
So they just passed a law.And you know those giant pedestrian bridges on
the Las Vegas Strip, Yeah,you can get from one side to the
other over Yeah, and because thetraffic on the strip is extremely unsafe,
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first of all, but it's similarto like you'll see the ones for bikes
over highways here. They're they're wider, so more people can get back and
forth. Yeah, they've, butthey've made a lot of improvements on those
bridges. They used to be likenarrow, cheapy, they were like eroding,
you know, and then they madethem like wider, and then they
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put like the glass windows up,so nobody obviously can like jump off.
But now the rule, the lawis nobody's allowed to stand on the pedestrian.
You can like to keep moving.You can, yeah, you can
walk across, but you have tokeep moving at all times. You're no
longer able to like stand there andtake pictures. You can't loiter, which
I think is more for there's guysthat like sell stand there and like sell
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their hip hop or something like that. I think it's more for them.
Like if you stop to take apicture, I don't think anyone's gonna be
like put your hands up, you'regoing to jail. You're not allowed to
stop for anything. Yeah, butI think it's targeted more at that.
But the crazy part about it isit's a misdemeanor. If you have a
record going to Vegas for walking acrossthe bridge, you can be put in
jail for six months. We're walkingacross the bridge standing on the bridge.
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Yeah, but you can be wastedat two pm on a Tuesday, blocking
up and down. It can crawlas long as you're crawling. I mean
this tells me Vegas is hurting,right, I mean I also Vegas is
like it's disgusting. It's not likeit's not like how it used to be.
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But if you go, like wewere just there for the iHeart Radio
music festivals past September, there's certainparts that it's fine, right, Like
the casinos are usually taking care ofbut you once you get outside, it's
like you feel like you got toit's a it's really a nasty town other
than in the casino area, right, I mean I hadn't only ventured out
a couple of times, but itlooked like pretty run down mostly. Yeah,
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I think it's wild. I justthink it's a wild law. Well,
now you know strange. Keep movingif you go to Vegas. Yeah,
yep, moving. This played GarthBrooks shameless. Let me tell you
that's one of Tay's go two songs. There was a time where she was
singing in the studio and it wasshameful. All it is it is go
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ahead, mamma, I cut youoff there? What were we gonna say.
Now, she's got an incredible voice. Both of y'all do see I'm
trying to be more positive. Wellhere's some negativity and now Maamma's bonehead.
No matter how bad I have tolie to do it, I love this.
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This is in Deer Creek, Oklahoma, the Deer Creek High School there.
They now, there's just no pleasingsome folks. They said, we
got to have a fundraiser, andneed to do a fundraiser for this bunch
of It's an organization that helps peoplewith disabilities. So this high school said,
will help. We got an ideaand they raised one hundred and fifty
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two thousand dollars. How about ora fundraiser. Now, the idea that
came up with was a toe lickingcontest. Yikes. The video of course,
it went nationwide, worldwide, andnow Deer Creek High School's embarrassed.
Are let me put it this way, the upper echelons and bears, regular
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okies are fine with it. Youknow, I mean that this probably goes
on whether there's a contest. They'relike, they're like, that's disgusting.
You mean you did that to someonewho wasn't your sister. I guess it's
different when you do it for money, even though it's a fundraiser. But
I just I don't know, it'sjust something about it jumped out at me.
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I just thought it was awesome.They had a total licking condent.
I don't know what the condas is. How long? Oh now? Just
yeah, yeah, we're good.Thanks Bama. It's ninety eight one k
I hope you all ate breakfast already, Wayne Dtay and Bama's so proud to
be your home for Longhorns athletics.That's something that we just announced this a
school year was starting, and we'reexcited. Now that football season wrapped up,
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we're carrying men's basketball here. Uh, they are on the it's there
on the road tonight in Baylor,right taking on Baylor. Yes, yeah,
that's correct, and then they're backat it again Saturday with another matchup
against Oklahoma. So some big games. You can listen to men's basketball right
here on ninety eight one kvet.And even though we're not carrying the women's
games right here, I want tomake sure we mention the women's games because
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they're one of the best teams inthe country. They're killing it, aren't
They like number three. The ladiesI think they still are. Yeah,
the lady Longhorns are absolutely laying theSmackDown love it throughout college basketball right now.
So if you want to catch somemenolder tonight in action, right here
on ninety eight one Cavett, it'sWade dan Vemma getting you in the fields.
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So Emily, who is a devotedTaylor Swift fan, She's getting ready
to get married in November, andshe was like, you know what,
weddings are really expensive. Maybe I'llsell a couple of things. Well,
a couple of those things included aautograph Taylor Swift guitar, and so she
went on this like Taylor Swift Facebookgroup place and she was trying to sell
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it to other Swifts, but thenall the Swifties were like, uh no,
keep it, and instead they starteda go fundme for her, raising
fourteen hundred dollars. Oh my gosh. Yeah, now she's putting that towards
their wedding. How cool. Soshe got to keep the guitar and she
also got extra money. You know, if with that fourteen hundred they could
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have bought a seed in the balconyat one of Taylor's Swiss shows. True,
that's true in the Fields on ninetyeight one ninety eight one Kvett,
Wayne DTA and Bama. And whenit comes to collecting, uh, this
is something definitely I didn't realize wasavailable. Well, a lot of people
collect like props from movies or TVshows. In fact, Wayne, I
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think you would like this one inBama two. You know the legendary ice
cream parlor booth where Tony Soprano yessat at yeah, okay, yeah,
were they were going to kill himor yep, maybe didn't kill them?
He didn't though. Yeah, thatwent up for auction. Oh it's going
up for a Tomorrow night, Wednesdaynight. Oh dang, that's gonna go
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a lot though. Yeah, it'shappening in New York. But it's bids
reaching like thirty two thousand, itsays, Oh, man, yeah,
I would bet if you watch thatshow. I just I have to.
People were mad that it ended weird, but there was nothing more intense than
Meno trying to park that suburban.You know, she was backing into the
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curb, back and you're just waitingfor all of them to get killed.
That was so intense, man,I just I'll never forget well, and
speaking of how that's day's never seenthe Sopranos. But the director said that
he couldn't kill any of the charactersbecause of somebody something that HBO was like
right, because they didn't know ifthey wanted to spin off. They didn't
know if so they just ended itwhere you didn't know. But he originally
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had written that Medal came in andshot her dad. No, I hadn't
heard that. No, he didan interview with in the last year or
two what was David Chase or somethinglike that, right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, So Medow came in andshe okay, wait, okay,
that's yeah family version. Oh yeah, she said, she said goodbye to
her father. I guess this isIt's fine. You're sitting at work and
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it's fine. Naughty eight one cavetWayne, Dtayl and Bama. If you
want to send in a complaint,it's Bob Picket in the morning. It's
about all we got for Austin.It's naety eight one cavet Wayne, Dtayl
and Bama. We will try alot harder tomorrow. I promise you that
if you give us, we won't. We actually did our best today.
That's what's that it was good.It was a good show. It was
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a good show. Thanks for beinga part of it. Letting us hang
with y'all. Tell you what's goingon the rest of your Tuesday. Just
finishing up work, working a bunchtoday, that's really it. Going home,
making dinner, Bama. What aboutyou, my guy. I've got
to paint the bed of a pickuptruck that I did the cab the other
day, so it's about finish one. That's finished, my last one.
I'm so excited. There you go. I I did some laundry over the
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weekend and then I was so motivated. I'm just getting through it, getting
through it, you know, gotthe kids their laundry, helped them put
it away, and then mine satin the basket. So I'm gonna I'm
gonna take the stuff that's now wrinkledout so I can unwrinkle it and then
put this non wrinkled stuff. That'sfourth day for that Adida's T shirt.
You wear sweaty here, It's fine, you're wearing sweat wet. No,
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I didn't mean it's I didn't meaninsult you. You don't sweat I glistened.
Okay, Well, we're gonna getBamas some medical attention. We'll catch
you out back here tomorrow morning.Six