March 19, 2024 • 23 mins
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It's Wayne Dtay and Bema on ninetyeight one Cavett Austin's all time country Favorites.
Thanks for starting your day with us. Got a big morning, got
stuff to give away, got countrymusic to play. But first we got
to dive into what's going on inour lives? What are we calling it
to up and up because we're gonnaavoid negative. Yeah, we were told
not to be so negative on air. Yeah, well yeah, who said
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that? Listen, if you getshot, why did you hand me the
gun? You know what I mean? That's aggressive for this? What jer?
What jerk told us that? No, see what it is? Uh,
well let's start Bama. You you'rea rare of sunshine. What do
you got? Thank you, Hansom. It's good to have you back.
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By the way. That's the mostpositive thing I had. Something really cool
happened. I had a car gotto move and it had two flat tires
that we're junk. And I wastelling my buddy, I go, man,
I gotta go get these tires.I gotta go buy them. They're
two hundred dollars. And he goes, I've got a pair of those in
my garage and he had the exactspare tires in there that I didn't have
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to pay one penny for about thatjust having to be the ride. Think
of all the different sizes of tiresthat were exactly fourteen inch, nobody has
those. You could pocket that moneynow and tell your wife that you still
had to pay for him. I'mjust saying, hey, listen, I
don't run. She don't. You'reright, I could, but I started
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to say, she don't run mydeal, but I knew body all call
me on it immediately, So yeah, you're right. Tell you what you
got going on? Something positive?Okay, My son started flag football this
past weekend, so that was fun. Yesterday we went out and got like
some more things for his team,and yeah, so I'm really excited for
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the season. It's be awesome.My positive is I'm done with the basketball
thing. Over the weekend, Iwas hosting the SEC in Nashville, and
let me tell you, it isa lot of work, paced pretty good,
right, but still it's being inthe arena. There was a couple
of days where I was in thearena from ten thirty am to ten thirty
pm because there's so many games andthat's a long time to be on too.
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Because I mean, you've got tobe ready to go at any minute,
right, yeah to the crowd guy. But I saw I saw from
hosting different events. I've met MikeChandler, he's a UFC fighter, so
I talked to him. He wasthere with his family. Matthew Ramsey,
he's the lead singer Old Dominion,he was there, so I caught up
with him a little bit. Soit was cool to like, you know,
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see people like the huge celebrities.Yeah, and they and they got
to meet me. So that's theirapple. There's someone telling that right now,
right now, and then whoever they'retelling to is rolling their rise real
hard. Listen, George Strait's comingup. Landy Wilson in a big morning
the Country Music for You on ninetyeight one Kvett diving into Bama's first thought
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this morning, what you got?You know, it's going to be in
December my wife and I will bemarried thirty years. And we've been great
friends before we were married. Andof course you know we I tease a
lot, but we get along reallywell. But we were watching a show,
we were binge watching a show calledFool Me Once, and we had
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watched like four there's eight episodes.I think we'd watch five in the row.
I mean we're sitting there literally fivehours watching the show side by side,
and Jab says, do you wantto I should think before I talk.
Of course I've made a good livingdoing that, but just talking before
I think. But she said,do you want to watch one more or
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go to bed? And I go, well, they're not going to show
this girl naked apparently, so wemight as well quit. What Oh my
gosh, And she said, youknow, not every thought that comes out
of your head, she'd come outyour pile like, yeah, she'd have
thought for or said that. Iwas, Hey, it's Bama Brown for
Dave's discount attorneys. I want herto do you know I can do my
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daughter's ads. Yeah, I don't. Something tells me she's got mom's back
for free. Oh, let metell you. She's already told me.
She told me she'd recommend me acheap one. I know we ain't gonna
have no money left. Yeah,Timma grows coming up Faith Hill more.
Thanks for hanging out. This isninety eight one cavet. Anytime you want
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us ask a smart device to playninety eight one cavet on iHeartRadio. It's
Wayne D. Tay and Bama.Hey Austin, here's what's trending in the
at X with Tay. Well.First, let's talk about the men's basketball
team. Okay, they are amazing. They're officially part of March Madness.
So congrats to our Longhorn. Aren'tthey set? Uh seven? Yeah?
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They earned a number seven seed inthe Midwest region of the nc Double A
Tournament. Let's go. Their firstround is on Thursday in Charlotte. So
well, I'll be watching. Ihate that. I hate the everything kicks
off. I get more anxiety aboutthe early rounds in the late rounds.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah. AndI'm also not a guy that will build
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a bracket ever. Not once inmy life have I done in NCAA final
bracket. No. No. Youknow the problem too is you could just
any team can reach up out ofnowhere and win. Yeah, you know
one, you have one bad game, man, you're out. Well and
if it's anything like my sports fanin my entire life, if I start
pulling for you, you ain't gonnawin. Oh hello Vikings, Yeah,
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thanks all right. Next Tuesday marksthee Today, that's today Tuesday. That
marks the first day of spring.So yay, springtime is officially here.
But you're gonna start seeing blue bonnetseverywhere that that season has officially begun as
popping up. They're popping up earlierthis year, it feels, yes,
Well, late last month the LadyBird Johnson Wildflower Center, they confirm that
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this year's wildfire fire w wild flowerforecast is especially promising. It's already begun,
so there's blooms of blue bonnets,rosettes, and wild flowers to be
expected, and so yeah, that'spretty awesome. Yeah, it's beautiful.
And at last it looks like fourday school weeks are coming to Austin possibly,
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oh yes, And it's because thelingering effects from the pandemic. They've
caused many Texas school districts to kindof like struggle with attendance rates and funding,
leading to possibly adopting the four dayschool week model to help out a
little bit. That would be nice. And that's nice, And I don't
say like, oh because the kidsneed a break, but like schools are
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struggling for funding no matter who you'revoting for education and getting enough attention from
either side. So if that helpswith money, yeah, I'm in I
think so too. That's what's trendingin the ATX on ninety eight one Cavett
ninety eight one Cavette Austin's all timecountry favorite, Swain, Dtay and Bama.
Now, I will tell you.We got the talkback features so you
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could reach out to us and saywhatever you want, whatever is on your
mind, good, bad, orin between. Right, you can complain
about co workers, you can complainabout anything. We're playing a song you
don't like, or you can alsocall them be positive. Please. This
person chose violce my god, Ican tell the tension in here is this
This person chose chose violence. So, okay, is everybody ready? This
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is a talkback that was left forus last week. I was still in
the studio, okay, and allI gotta do is hit play. Here?
Are you ready? No, I'mso scared. Here we go.
Get off the radio, your stupidmoron. Oh my, so there was
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not an s on moron, SoI don't know who they're talking to,
your stupid moron. Oh god,hang on, get off the radio,
your stupid moron. No, itsounds like there's or two of us,
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or both of you. I don'tknow who they're talking about. I mean,
that sucks. I thought it wasgonna be way worse, to be
honest, So I just got nutritionand it came from Gator's office, so
our program director. Listen, that'sfine, but so okay, let me
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can I jump in here? Ialways go, what what sets you off?
Don't just leave that. You wouldnot believe how many of y'all suck.
We get and that that doesn't havethat doesn't carry anything any weight,
because that's just what particularly are youtalking about? Give us an exact that's
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what we'd love to hear. Iwas gonna ask, did you edit it
or that? Yeah, because yeah, I want to know what he's talking
about. To get off the radio, your stupid morons. But I was
like, when I first heard it, I'm like, oh, it is
not that serious either, honestly.And see, here's the thing. We
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know you're listening because after you leavesomething like that, you're waiting to hear
your You know you know you're nottoo you're tuning in, So uh,
leave another one and say this iswhat you didn't like, some story you
didn't like or something like that.Yeah, So if you've ever complained about
something, we want to hear thattoo. By the way, don't just
complain about us if you if you'vegone out of your way to complain.
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Maybe it's to a manager, maybeit's to you left a bad yelp of
you. Whatever it is, letus know you didn't put the ketchup in
the bag and some person walked injust wanted to ketch up, didn't want
to fight, but then you starteda fight. It's a water burger,
so that person's back has complain specificwe're gonna tell We're gonna tell our complaint
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stories after eight, because everybody's complainedat some point, so let's do that
after eight. Oh gosh, we'regonna call ourselves out. Naughty. Eight
one is making me sweat already aftereight o'clock this morning, Wayne Dtay and
Bama on ninety eight one, Kvett, thanks for hanging out with us.
Uh. So we got a complaintcall and I already moved to the next
folder, so I don't have itwith us. And it was a complaint
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talkback. What did it say?You guys are idiots, Get off the
radio, the radio morons, whichmy gut tells me that maybe that it
was you guys. We were instudio. Yeah. Yeah, but when
we got it, you were stillhere. Yeah, oh, not letting
you get out. You were here. But I wanted to open the talk
back because we all are petty atsome point about something. So is there
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a time that you complained? Iknow Bama has a story, but tell
you what's yours. Okay. Minewas when I was in Vegas. I
went to a sushi rest, Shawan, and I went with my son,
who had been I mean, Ithink he was like five months at the
time of the year. He wasstill very little. We're going to see
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SHII show with a five year olthat just feels a five month old five
months. Yeah, he was ababy still anyway. So I had him
in like his like car seat.But then like you know how they how
they have those seats that you canplace the car seats on kind of and
it like sits there. Okay,Well, this lady, she was our
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waitress. She was walking over andshe had a tray of water and she
tripped over my seat and dumped thewater all over our table. Yeah,
and all over my child. No. Yeah, it was it was like
freezing ice cold water and my son. I'm laughing about it now, but
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like my son just you know,started screaming, and they were more concer
learned about me hushing my son upthen like cleaning up the mess and apologizing
for that happening. So I lefta bad review on Yelp over it,
and now I feel bad doing it. But I was so mad that they
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were like, hey, can youThey were basically like, can you shut
your baby up? Bama? Whatabout you? Well? Do you want
the water Burger one? You allseem to enjoy that you bring it up?
Oh yeah, I love that.By the way, Bama complains so
much. He goes, which storydo you want? Which one? Did
youly? Yeah, I order mynumber. Go with the Waterburger one because
there's some teenage kid listening right nowstill going to therapy because of it.
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Okay, this happened at the Waterburgerand Dripping Springs. I've admitted I was
wrong, but they I said,yeah, could you get the spicy need
some spicy ketchup to put in there? Because my wife wanted that, and
they go, sure, share youbet. So as I drive off,
I start to look in there andgo they didn't put any ketchup, and
so I stop. I got outthere's the door right there. Well,
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that door leads into the kitchen.I had no idea, but you know
I didn't. I never walked inthat. And this girl goes, what
are you doing in here? LikeI'm there to rob the waterburger do something,
and I go, I go,I just need to get some ketchup.
I didn't, you know, sayanything or anything. She goes,
listen, don't come in here nexttime you go around, and I went,
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well, next time, don't leavethe ketchup out. Then it's you
know, then the manager comes up. What do you ask? I just
want some ketchup? You left ketchupout of a thing. She goes,
you need to go to the counter. I said, no, you need
to put the and that's when Ilet it fly. You need to put
the blankety blank ketchup in the bag. When somebody requested, all you gotta
do is cook one hamburger, onething of fries. It in the bag.
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Here we go. Isn't that hardto do? But get medic here
we go? And another thing mineis rolling. Mine is if you ever
order something from the sports company foraddicts, they are horrible. They're printing
is so you wash one shirt andit looks faded, like you've had it
for like a year. And soI called and I'm like, hey,
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you know this shirt doesn't work.You know, it's it looks faded whatever,
And so they're like, cool,we'll send you another one. Well,
they sent me another one and theprinting was off centered, right,
So I called and I like,lightening up this poor girl that answered the
phone because it's like an eighty dollarsshirt. And now I've had two of
them. And so they sent meanother one, refunded me my money and
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gave me a thirty percent off couponfor the next time. Oh nice,
But I had already come. Ileft a bad review on their website.
I left review on our Facebook.I mean I went full mail, Karen
I went. I was like,and I'm gonna call about our business bureau
about this. Oh so I didn'tdo that. Man, Well we got
time for a talkback real quick.Who you got. Oh, let's see,
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we had Tammy and Austin. Iam definitely not somebody that ever would
do that last It's like, Ihave to have a very very good reason.
I think I've done it maybe onceor twice. But well that's Nice's
us that's cool. You guys arepetty. It's not a big deal.
Hey, if you've got a complaint, story that doesn't make us look bad
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like that. One tapped the microphonebutton on the iHeartRadio app. We'd love
to hear from you this morning.Hey, keep in mind if you did
not win your tickets today for theiHeart Country Festival presented by Capitol One,
we got you back again tomorrow atseven ten. And now Fama's bonehead.
So this happened in Venice, California. You know where that famous the dock
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there in Venice is. You've heardit about it for years, you know,
and you've seen in all the moviesat TV. There was a lady
got into a police chase. Don'tknow what the crime was, don't have
her name, so there are alot of details left out. But she
ran up by that doc and endedup driving the car off into the ocean.
Oh in the police chase out shehad a dog with her. She
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got out, dog got out.Thank god. They were able to rescue
the dog and they were the thingthat's bad about the story was more people
were trying to rescue the dog.I mean, to be fair, that's
what I would do. Yeah,Sam, those dogs can swim pretty well,
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so they were you know, theygot the dog ashore. She finally
floated on up and the cops gother, but she submerged her ISSUEV,
which turned out wasn't her ISSUEV atall, so it was stolen, and
there was various other crimes, andshe took her dog with her on a
crime spree, which is interesting inherself. But fresh Boneheads Weekday Morning's courtesy
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Obama Brown on ninety eight one CaveBama diving back into the talkback feature on
our I Heart radio app. It'sa free download, and Tay had a
complaint. I had a complaint,Bama had one, and all starts because
we had a complaint call and itjust said get off the radio morons.
That sad. Well, in ourdefense, all our complaints were legitimate,
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and all our complaints were caused bysomeone else. I mean, I get
leaving a complaint if you're like payingfor a service. Yeah, but this
guy was not paying for a service. He's updating a resume anyway, and
then you add this complaint. It'slike you did scare me though, I
was like, oh my gosh,what if they really thought it was about
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her, You really did. ButI don't think the listening. I don't
think that had anything to do withyou. I think when you call somebody
a moron, nobody calls the womanmorony that was aimed at, probably me.
I don't take like complaints well likeabout us. You know, I
get very defensive. I guess allright, man, Well let's get back
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to that talkback feature. We're askingyou if you've ever complained before? Right,
So, who you got next?Well, we're going down to San
Antonio. Andrew listening to us onthe free iHeart app, and we appreciate
that. And Andrew apparently complains allthe time, all the time. Everyone
needs to know if there's a badexperience out there. I don't want people
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to suffer to the same thing thatI did to suffer. Oh my godness.
Hey, if you want to checkin you still got time, tap
the microphone button on the free downloadof our iHeartRadio app. Thanks for letting
us be a part of your Tuesdaymornings. Nainety eight one, Cavetvets Wade
d Dan Vema getting you in thefields. So this mom, her name
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is Sarah. She's a hairstylist andshe started her own hair workshop business because
of like kind of a local demand. She was helping out moms, but
now she's created a separate program tohelp out dads that want to tackle styling
their daughter's hair. So she holdsworkshops like every week and these dads will
come. They learn how to brushproperly, how to detangle, even how
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to like do braids and buns andput like fun little things in their hair,
like accessories. But she says theclasses kind of give the dads like
a whole new confidence because you know, I mean, as a dad,
that can be kind of daunting todo your daughter's hair. But she said
that these dads, like it's cuteseeing them come in with their daughters and
it's a little bit of a bondingexperience as well. Listen to me,
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I'm all about that. I've neverdone my daughter's hair, but I'm I've
also like I've brushed it. I'vegiven her like a ponytail stuff. Oh
have you seen those videos where theytake the vacuum and they stuck up their
daughter's hair and then put on aponytail. When we were little, when
Alex was real little, she usedto I would go to the beauty parlor
and she would cut my hair howshe would act like you, and she'd
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go, so, do you haveany children? And I'd go, yeah,
I have a little daughter, andshe go is she what's her name?
And you know, like it wasfun cute as that. I love
it. That's your in the fieldson ninety one Cavet ninety eight one Cavett
is Austin's all time country favorites Wayned. Tay and Bama. And if
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you don't like flying because of theseats, well it's the airline apparently trying
to fix that for y'all. Yeah, so Frontier Airlines is about to give
some passengers the option to keep themiddle seat clear, but of course for
a fee. Uh. It's gonnacost fifty dollars. And they said that
they'll keep the seat empty and they'lleven let you depart the plane first,
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so you know you don't have tolike woah. Yeah, but there's a
catch obviously. Not only does itcost money, but it's only available on
certain flights and they're only going tooffer it for the first two rows.
So basically you have like, whatis that four chances to try to get
the middle seat clear. That's suchan interesting thing. Yeah, yeah,
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I mean I think it's where thatI cannot stand sitting next to I'm bunny
on the plane. And then ifit's something, if it's somebody that I
don't know, and especially if it'slike a guy, because guys tend to
like like sit with their legs moreopen and their elbows out. Yeah.
Yeah, so you're kind of like, kay, don't touch don't touch my
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leg sir, you know so Iwould pay it ninety eight one, Cavett,
I promise tomorrow is not going tobe about complaining about nothing. It's
going to be complaint free Wednesday.The big burning question is going to be
something so positive. Rainbows are gonnashoot out each speaker. We changed apples
and onions to something positive because we'reso I can't believe people would complain about
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this show. I'm floored that therearen't therapists looking up our instagrams to try
and get ahold of us, like, Hey, these guys sound like ID
make a fortune. Uh, it'snot the one, Cavett. Luke Comb's
coming up, Alan Jackson of War, Wayne Dtay, and the Texas Radio
Hall of Famer Bama Brown. Thanksfor hanging with ninety eight. One kvet
this morning as we get ready tohead out of here, want to remind
you tomorrow morning, seven ten moretickets in to the highly coveted, highly
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coveted tickets. It's probably it's fine. They're big tickets show and you want
to be there. I just addedbig words in there, and I confused
myself, So it's fine. Thetickets are physically three feet by two feet.
That's how big these tickets are.It's massive. Seriously, you're gonna
need a friend to carry it in. Uh, you got a shout to
be there to see Jason Aldan,Jelly Roll, Lady A and more the
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iHeart Country Festival presented by Capital One. Your tickets happened free seven ten tomorrow.
What do you all do in therest of the day. M gonna
sit in the corner and cry afterwe just go No, no, I'm
about you. No, I promisewould no. I know. I put
like it's a radio. You don'tlike it, don't listen? Bye?
Okay, wait, no, weneed we need you to listen. Don't
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go to the ratings flipping on overto one on one point seven and I
didn't mean it. Come back,man, what are you doing the rest
of the day. I want towork with Tay in this complaint department.
I want to just to listen toher answer to the phone. How are
you. I'll come down here rightnow. You complain in person, buddy,
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I'm gonna relax because you know FatherTime in George's TV. Hey,
whatever you got going on the restof the day, thanks for letting us
be a part of it. Wegreatly appreciate you. Get off the radio.
You're stupid moron. We will seeyou tomorrow.
It's Wayne Dtay and Bema on ninetyeight one Cavett Austin's all time country Favorites.
Thanks for starting your day with us. Got a big morning, got
stuff to give away, got countrymusic to play. But first we got
to dive into what's going on inour lives? What are we calling it
to up and up because we're gonnaavoid negative. Yeah, we were told
not to be so negative on air. Yeah, well yeah, who said
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that? Listen, if you getshot, why did you hand me the
gun? You know what I mean? That's aggressive for this? What jer?
What jerk told us that? No, see what it is? Uh,
well let's start Bama. You you'rea rare of sunshine. What do
you got? Thank you, Hansom. It's good to have you back.
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By the way. That's the mostpositive thing I had. Something really cool
happened. I had a car gotto move and it had two flat tires
that we're junk. And I wastelling my buddy, I go, man,
I gotta go get these tires.I gotta go buy them. They're
two hundred dollars. And he goes, I've got a pair of those in
my garage and he had the exactspare tires in there that I didn't have
(01:04):
to pay one penny for about thatjust having to be the ride. Think
of all the different sizes of tiresthat were exactly fourteen inch, nobody has
those. You could pocket that moneynow and tell your wife that you still
had to pay for him. I'mjust saying, hey, listen, I
don't run. She don't. You'reright, I could, but I started
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to say, she don't run mydeal, but I knew body all call
me on it immediately, So yeah, you're right. Tell you what you
got going on? Something positive?Okay, My son started flag football this
past weekend, so that was fun. Yesterday we went out and got like
some more things for his team,and yeah, so I'm really excited for
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the season. It's be awesome.My positive is I'm done with the basketball
thing. Over the weekend, Iwas hosting the SEC in Nashville, and
let me tell you, it isa lot of work, paced pretty good,
right, but still it's being inthe arena. There was a couple
of days where I was in thearena from ten thirty am to ten thirty
pm because there's so many games andthat's a long time to be on too.
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Because I mean, you've got tobe ready to go at any minute,
right, yeah to the crowd guy. But I saw I saw from
hosting different events. I've met MikeChandler, he's a UFC fighter, so
I talked to him. He wasthere with his family. Matthew Ramsey,
he's the lead singer Old Dominion,he was there, so I caught up
with him a little bit. Soit was cool to like, you know,
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see people like the huge celebrities.Yeah, and they and they got
to meet me. So that's theirapple. There's someone telling that right now,
right now, and then whoever they'retelling to is rolling their rise real
hard. Listen, George Strait's comingup. Landy Wilson in a big morning
the Country Music for You on ninetyeight one Kvett diving into Bama's first thought
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this morning, what you got?You know, it's going to be in
December my wife and I will bemarried thirty years. And we've been great
friends before we were married. Andof course you know we I tease a
lot, but we get along reallywell. But we were watching a show,
we were binge watching a show calledFool Me Once, and we had
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watched like four there's eight episodes.I think we'd watch five in the row.
I mean we're sitting there literally fivehours watching the show side by side,
and Jab says, do you wantto I should think before I talk.
Of course I've made a good livingdoing that, but just talking before
I think. But she said,do you want to watch one more or
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go to bed? And I go, well, they're not going to show
this girl naked apparently, so wemight as well quit. What Oh my
gosh, And she said, youknow, not every thought that comes out
of your head, she'd come outyour pile like, yeah, she'd have
thought for or said that. Iwas, Hey, it's Bama Brown for
Dave's discount attorneys. I want herto do you know I can do my
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daughter's ads. Yeah, I don't. Something tells me she's got mom's back
for free. Oh, let metell you. She's already told me.
She told me she'd recommend me acheap one. I know we ain't gonna
have no money left. Yeah,Timma grows coming up Faith Hill more.
Thanks for hanging out. This isninety eight one cavet. Anytime you want
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us ask a smart device to playninety eight one cavet on iHeartRadio. It's
Wayne D. Tay and Bama.Hey Austin, here's what's trending in the
at X with Tay. Well.First, let's talk about the men's basketball
team. Okay, they are amazing. They're officially part of March Madness.
So congrats to our Longhorn. Aren'tthey set? Uh seven? Yeah?
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They earned a number seven seed inthe Midwest region of the nc Double A
Tournament. Let's go. Their firstround is on Thursday in Charlotte. So
well, I'll be watching. Ihate that. I hate the everything kicks
off. I get more anxiety aboutthe early rounds in the late rounds.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah. AndI'm also not a guy that will build
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a bracket ever. Not once inmy life have I done in NCAA final
bracket. No. No. Youknow the problem too is you could just
any team can reach up out ofnowhere and win. Yeah, you know
one, you have one bad game, man, you're out. Well and
if it's anything like my sports fanin my entire life, if I start
pulling for you, you ain't gonnawin. Oh hello Vikings, Yeah,
(05:30):
thanks all right. Next Tuesday marksthee Today, that's today Tuesday. That
marks the first day of spring.So yay, springtime is officially here.
But you're gonna start seeing blue bonnetseverywhere that that season has officially begun as
popping up. They're popping up earlierthis year, it feels, yes,
Well, late last month the LadyBird Johnson Wildflower Center, they confirm that
(05:55):
this year's wildfire fire w wild flowerforecast is especially promising. It's already begun,
so there's blooms of blue bonnets,rosettes, and wild flowers to be
expected, and so yeah, that'spretty awesome. Yeah, it's beautiful.
And at last it looks like fourday school weeks are coming to Austin possibly,
(06:16):
oh yes, And it's because thelingering effects from the pandemic. They've
caused many Texas school districts to kindof like struggle with attendance rates and funding,
leading to possibly adopting the four dayschool week model to help out a
little bit. That would be nice. And that's nice, And I don't
say like, oh because the kidsneed a break, but like schools are
(06:38):
struggling for funding no matter who you'revoting for education and getting enough attention from
either side. So if that helpswith money, yeah, I'm in I
think so too. That's what's trendingin the ATX on ninety eight one Cavett
ninety eight one Cavette Austin's all timecountry favorite, Swain, Dtay and Bama.
Now, I will tell you.We got the talkback features so you
(06:58):
could reach out to us and saywhatever you want, whatever is on your
mind, good, bad, orin between. Right, you can complain
about co workers, you can complainabout anything. We're playing a song you
don't like, or you can alsocall them be positive. Please. This
person chose violce my god, Ican tell the tension in here is this
This person chose chose violence. So, okay, is everybody ready? This
(07:26):
is a talkback that was left forus last week. I was still in
the studio, okay, and allI gotta do is hit play. Here?
Are you ready? No, I'mso scared. Here we go.
Get off the radio, your stupidmoron. Oh my, so there was
(07:53):
not an s on moron, SoI don't know who they're talking to,
your stupid moron. Oh god,hang on, get off the radio,
your stupid moron. No, itsounds like there's or two of us,
(08:13):
or both of you. I don'tknow who they're talking about. I mean,
that sucks. I thought it wasgonna be way worse, to be
honest, So I just got nutritionand it came from Gator's office, so
our program director. Listen, that'sfine, but so okay, let me
(08:35):
can I jump in here? Ialways go, what what sets you off?
Don't just leave that. You wouldnot believe how many of y'all suck.
We get and that that doesn't havethat doesn't carry anything any weight,
because that's just what particularly are youtalking about? Give us an exact that's
(08:56):
what we'd love to hear. Iwas gonna ask, did you edit it
or that? Yeah, because yeah, I want to know what he's talking
about. To get off the radio, your stupid morons. But I was
like, when I first heard it, I'm like, oh, it is
not that serious either, honestly.And see, here's the thing. We
(09:20):
know you're listening because after you leavesomething like that, you're waiting to hear
your You know you know you're nottoo you're tuning in, So uh,
leave another one and say this iswhat you didn't like, some story you
didn't like or something like that.Yeah, So if you've ever complained about
something, we want to hear thattoo. By the way, don't just
complain about us if you if you'vegone out of your way to complain.
(09:43):
Maybe it's to a manager, maybeit's to you left a bad yelp of
you. Whatever it is, letus know you didn't put the ketchup in
the bag and some person walked injust wanted to ketch up, didn't want
to fight, but then you starteda fight. It's a water burger,
so that person's back has complain specificwe're gonna tell We're gonna tell our complaint
(10:03):
stories after eight, because everybody's complainedat some point, so let's do that
after eight. Oh gosh, we'regonna call ourselves out. Naughty. Eight
one is making me sweat already aftereight o'clock this morning, Wayne Dtay and
Bama on ninety eight one, Kvett, thanks for hanging out with us.
Uh. So we got a complaintcall and I already moved to the next
folder, so I don't have itwith us. And it was a complaint
(10:26):
talkback. What did it say?You guys are idiots, Get off the
radio, the radio morons, whichmy gut tells me that maybe that it
was you guys. We were instudio. Yeah. Yeah, but when
we got it, you were stillhere. Yeah, oh, not letting
you get out. You were here. But I wanted to open the talk
back because we all are petty atsome point about something. So is there
(10:48):
a time that you complained? Iknow Bama has a story, but tell
you what's yours. Okay. Minewas when I was in Vegas. I
went to a sushi rest, Shawan, and I went with my son,
who had been I mean, Ithink he was like five months at the
time of the year. He wasstill very little. We're going to see
(11:11):
SHII show with a five year olthat just feels a five month old five
months. Yeah, he was ababy still anyway. So I had him
in like his like car seat.But then like you know how they how
they have those seats that you canplace the car seats on kind of and
it like sits there. Okay,Well, this lady, she was our
(11:33):
waitress. She was walking over andshe had a tray of water and she
tripped over my seat and dumped thewater all over our table. Yeah,
and all over my child. No. Yeah, it was it was like
freezing ice cold water and my son. I'm laughing about it now, but
(11:54):
like my son just you know,started screaming, and they were more concer
learned about me hushing my son upthen like cleaning up the mess and apologizing
for that happening. So I lefta bad review on Yelp over it,
and now I feel bad doing it. But I was so mad that they
(12:15):
were like, hey, can youThey were basically like, can you shut
your baby up? Bama? Whatabout you? Well? Do you want
the water Burger one? You allseem to enjoy that you bring it up?
Oh yeah, I love that.By the way, Bama complains so
much. He goes, which storydo you want? Which one? Did
youly? Yeah, I order mynumber. Go with the Waterburger one because
there's some teenage kid listening right nowstill going to therapy because of it.
(12:39):
Okay, this happened at the Waterburgerand Dripping Springs. I've admitted I was
wrong, but they I said,yeah, could you get the spicy need
some spicy ketchup to put in there? Because my wife wanted that, and
they go, sure, share youbet. So as I drive off,
I start to look in there andgo they didn't put any ketchup, and
so I stop. I got outthere's the door right there. Well,
(13:01):
that door leads into the kitchen.I had no idea, but you know
I didn't. I never walked inthat. And this girl goes, what
are you doing in here? LikeI'm there to rob the waterburger do something,
and I go, I go,I just need to get some ketchup.
I didn't, you know, sayanything or anything. She goes,
listen, don't come in here nexttime you go around, and I went,
(13:22):
well, next time, don't leavethe ketchup out. Then it's you
know, then the manager comes up. What do you ask? I just
want some ketchup? You left ketchupout of a thing. She goes,
you need to go to the counter. I said, no, you need
to put the and that's when Ilet it fly. You need to put
the blankety blank ketchup in the bag. When somebody requested, all you gotta
do is cook one hamburger, onething of fries. It in the bag.
(13:46):
Here we go. Isn't that hardto do? But get medic here
we go? And another thing mineis rolling. Mine is if you ever
order something from the sports company foraddicts, they are horrible. They're printing
is so you wash one shirt andit looks faded, like you've had it
for like a year. And soI called and I'm like, hey,
(14:09):
you know this shirt doesn't work.You know, it's it looks faded whatever,
And so they're like, cool,we'll send you another one. Well,
they sent me another one and theprinting was off centered, right,
So I called and I like,lightening up this poor girl that answered the
phone because it's like an eighty dollarsshirt. And now I've had two of
them. And so they sent meanother one, refunded me my money and
(14:30):
gave me a thirty percent off couponfor the next time. Oh nice,
But I had already come. Ileft a bad review on their website.
I left review on our Facebook.I mean I went full mail, Karen
I went. I was like,and I'm gonna call about our business bureau
about this. Oh so I didn'tdo that. Man, Well we got
time for a talkback real quick.Who you got. Oh, let's see,
(14:52):
we had Tammy and Austin. Iam definitely not somebody that ever would
do that last It's like, Ihave to have a very very good reason.
I think I've done it maybe onceor twice. But well that's Nice's
us that's cool. You guys arepetty. It's not a big deal.
Hey, if you've got a complaint, story that doesn't make us look bad
(15:13):
like that. One tapped the microphonebutton on the iHeartRadio app. We'd love
to hear from you this morning.Hey, keep in mind if you did
not win your tickets today for theiHeart Country Festival presented by Capitol One,
we got you back again tomorrow atseven ten. And now Fama's bonehead.
So this happened in Venice, California. You know where that famous the dock
(15:37):
there in Venice is. You've heardit about it for years, you know,
and you've seen in all the moviesat TV. There was a lady
got into a police chase. Don'tknow what the crime was, don't have
her name, so there are alot of details left out. But she
ran up by that doc and endedup driving the car off into the ocean.
Oh in the police chase out shehad a dog with her. She
(16:03):
got out, dog got out.Thank god. They were able to rescue
the dog and they were the thingthat's bad about the story was more people
were trying to rescue the dog.I mean, to be fair, that's
what I would do. Yeah,Sam, those dogs can swim pretty well,
(16:26):
so they were you know, theygot the dog ashore. She finally
floated on up and the cops gother, but she submerged her ISSUEV,
which turned out wasn't her ISSUEV atall, so it was stolen, and
there was various other crimes, andshe took her dog with her on a
crime spree, which is interesting inherself. But fresh Boneheads Weekday Morning's courtesy
(16:48):
Obama Brown on ninety eight one CaveBama diving back into the talkback feature on
our I Heart radio app. It'sa free download, and Tay had a
complaint. I had a complaint,Bama had one, and all starts because
we had a complaint call and itjust said get off the radio morons.
That sad. Well, in ourdefense, all our complaints were legitimate,
(17:11):
and all our complaints were caused bysomeone else. I mean, I get
leaving a complaint if you're like payingfor a service. Yeah, but this
guy was not paying for a service. He's updating a resume anyway, and
then you add this complaint. It'slike you did scare me though, I
was like, oh my gosh,what if they really thought it was about
(17:33):
her, You really did. ButI don't think the listening. I don't
think that had anything to do withyou. I think when you call somebody
a moron, nobody calls the womanmorony that was aimed at, probably me.
I don't take like complaints well likeabout us. You know, I
get very defensive. I guess allright, man, Well let's get back
(17:55):
to that talkback feature. We're askingyou if you've ever complained before? Right,
So, who you got next?Well, we're going down to San
Antonio. Andrew listening to us onthe free iHeart app, and we appreciate
that. And Andrew apparently complains allthe time, all the time. Everyone
needs to know if there's a badexperience out there. I don't want people
(18:15):
to suffer to the same thing thatI did to suffer. Oh my godness.
Hey, if you want to checkin you still got time, tap
the microphone button on the free downloadof our iHeartRadio app. Thanks for letting
us be a part of your Tuesdaymornings. Nainety eight one, Cavetvets Wade
d Dan Vema getting you in thefields. So this mom, her name
(18:37):
is Sarah. She's a hairstylist andshe started her own hair workshop business because
of like kind of a local demand. She was helping out moms, but
now she's created a separate program tohelp out dads that want to tackle styling
their daughter's hair. So she holdsworkshops like every week and these dads will
come. They learn how to brushproperly, how to detangle, even how
(19:02):
to like do braids and buns andput like fun little things in their hair,
like accessories. But she says theclasses kind of give the dads like
a whole new confidence because you know, I mean, as a dad,
that can be kind of daunting todo your daughter's hair. But she said
that these dads, like it's cuteseeing them come in with their daughters and
it's a little bit of a bondingexperience as well. Listen to me,
(19:26):
I'm all about that. I've neverdone my daughter's hair, but I'm I've
also like I've brushed it. I'vegiven her like a ponytail stuff. Oh
have you seen those videos where theytake the vacuum and they stuck up their
daughter's hair and then put on aponytail. When we were little, when
Alex was real little, she usedto I would go to the beauty parlor
and she would cut my hair howshe would act like you, and she'd
(19:48):
go, so, do you haveany children? And I'd go, yeah,
I have a little daughter, andshe go is she what's her name?
And you know, like it wasfun cute as that. I love
it. That's your in the fieldson ninety one Cavet ninety eight one Cavett
is Austin's all time country favorites Wayned. Tay and Bama. And if
(20:08):
you don't like flying because of theseats, well it's the airline apparently trying
to fix that for y'all. Yeah, so Frontier Airlines is about to give
some passengers the option to keep themiddle seat clear, but of course for
a fee. Uh. It's gonnacost fifty dollars. And they said that
they'll keep the seat empty and they'lleven let you depart the plane first,
(20:33):
so you know you don't have tolike woah. Yeah, but there's a
catch obviously. Not only does itcost money, but it's only available on
certain flights and they're only going tooffer it for the first two rows.
So basically you have like, whatis that four chances to try to get
the middle seat clear. That's suchan interesting thing. Yeah, yeah,
(20:56):
I mean I think it's where thatI cannot stand sitting next to I'm bunny
on the plane. And then ifit's something, if it's somebody that I
don't know, and especially if it'slike a guy, because guys tend to
like like sit with their legs moreopen and their elbows out. Yeah.
Yeah, so you're kind of like, kay, don't touch don't touch my
(21:18):
leg sir, you know so Iwould pay it ninety eight one, Cavett,
I promise tomorrow is not going tobe about complaining about nothing. It's
going to be complaint free Wednesday.The big burning question is going to be
something so positive. Rainbows are gonnashoot out each speaker. We changed apples
and onions to something positive because we'reso I can't believe people would complain about
(21:45):
this show. I'm floored that therearen't therapists looking up our instagrams to try
and get ahold of us, like, Hey, these guys sound like ID
make a fortune. Uh, it'snot the one, Cavett. Luke Comb's
coming up, Alan Jackson of War, Wayne Dtay, and the Texas Radio
Hall of Famer Bama Brown. Thanksfor hanging with ninety eight. One kvet
this morning as we get ready tohead out of here, want to remind
you tomorrow morning, seven ten moretickets in to the highly coveted, highly
(22:11):
coveted tickets. It's probably it's fine. They're big tickets show and you want
to be there. I just addedbig words in there, and I confused
myself, So it's fine. Thetickets are physically three feet by two feet.
That's how big these tickets are.It's massive. Seriously, you're gonna
need a friend to carry it in. Uh, you got a shout to
be there to see Jason Aldan,Jelly Roll, Lady A and more the
(22:32):
iHeart Country Festival presented by Capital One. Your tickets happened free seven ten tomorrow.
What do you all do in therest of the day. M gonna
sit in the corner and cry afterwe just go No, no, I'm
about you. No, I promisewould no. I know. I put
like it's a radio. You don'tlike it, don't listen? Bye?
Okay, wait, no, weneed we need you to listen. Don't
(22:53):
go to the ratings flipping on overto one on one point seven and I
didn't mean it. Come back,man, what are you doing the rest
of the day. I want towork with Tay in this complaint department.
I want to just to listen toher answer to the phone. How are
you. I'll come down here rightnow. You complain in person, buddy,
(23:15):
I'm gonna relax because you know FatherTime in George's TV. Hey,
whatever you got going on the restof the day, thanks for letting us
be a part of it. Wegreatly appreciate you. Get off the radio.
You're stupid moron. We will seeyou tomorrow.
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