Wayne D, Tay & Bama Rewind - March 25 2024

Episode Transcript

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Happy Monday Morning. It's Wayne Dtayand Bama on ninety eight one Kvette Austin's
all time country favorites. The weekendand them two days ain't long enough.
No, it's not. I stillvote we should do three day weekends.
But here's the problem. We wouldhave to pre record the show on Friday
or Monday to get that third dayoff, so we're still gonna have to

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work. No, it would beconsidered the weekend, so there's just some
random person on. Yeah, I'dbe like on the weekends. How we
have like our weekend people who areweekend people say that carry the radio station
when you enjoy the day off exactly. Name one. I don't remember.

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Actually the meeting one time and theguy goes, I wish we could go
to a four day work week.In the biggest balls we had at the
end of the table, goes,I wish you'd work four days a week.
I was the only one that laughedin that you weren't supposed to laugh
at funny enough. Speaking of weekendsnot being long enough, there is talks
of us taking like our best bitsfrom the week and that being a show

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that's on Saturday mornings, it's likea it's like a highlight of the last
week three minute show. Well,they they expect you to put that together.
Me. Yeah, that was theidea. I think it'd be a
great project for you. They expectyou were in this conversation. Do you
remember while ago? I don't rememberthem saying I was supposed to do I

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remember you volunteering. Thank you.I think it was all of us.
We were all supposed to do it. But I don't think it was directly
pointed at me. Notice how I'mlooking away. Yeah, Bamon knows so
little about knows so little about thetechnology in this room that it takes to
do the show. I have toturn his microphone on now. The Shannon's

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no longer with us. It's gonnabe a long week. Yeah, you
ain't kidding. Uh, let's jumpthere's some negativity. Let's turn that thing
around. Uh we call this upand up bamba. What's something good to
happen over the weekend? Many?I don't know. I give up.
No, it was fun. Ididn't even tell you guys. I got
to uh, I guess was lastThursday night. I got to MC the

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Chamber of Commerce and Dripping Springs,the award banquet, and that's that's really
cool. I've gotten to do thata couple of times and and uh,
it was really really awesome. Alot of meet a lot of neighbors.
It's three minutes from my house,which is the best part. I literally
could walk there, but run downthere and I get to go and meet
everybody and see everybody in and lastyear Catherine Chandler, Kyle Chandler's wife one

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like the person of the Year forher work on the Veterans Hall. So
it's really cool. It's a lotof awards for people that give in the
community and it's pretty neat to beinvolved. So that's my up for last
week. Tell you what you're upand up from the weekend. Let's see,
Well, my son had football yesterday. His tea one, so that
was amazing, awesome. She stolemy op and up. Go ahead,

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Oh did your did your guys teamwin too? Oh yay? Look at
that bunch of all I do iscoach dubs. Okay, yeah, they
call me big win, big bigwin, Wayne, say it so maybe
not behind your back big win Wayne. That's what I'm gonna call you,

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Wayne, b w W. Wellthat's cool. I'm glad that your team
won. Congrats. Sorry, congratsyou too. I stepped on you.
What else? Oh well, I'mnot coaching, but I mean no,
my yeah, that was awesome tosee my son win. It's always fun
seeing them win and get excited.I always feel bad though, because my
son if he doesn't like catch apass or score or anything, he's like,

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yeah, but I didn't help uswin. I'm like, every player
helps. Yeah. Yeah, evenif you're a distraction that don't show up
on the scoreboard, that's right.Yeah, i mean everybody's involved though.
You know, he got to play. He played hard, exactly. Kids
an athlete. I'm trying to like, unless you fumble, then you should
be shamed. Yeah, then you'recut. Well, these are how old

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is eight? This is like thesmallest little Yeah, so they're going to
fumble. Football is on a totempole. You still are getting blades of
grass in your face. You're solow on this totem pole because not only
are they children, but it's flagfootball. It's only six on or it's
five on five. Yeah, it'sonly five on five. So it's like

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and you can't rush the quarterback,no, for sure, but I'm just
saying, like I, I takeit seriously, but not too serious.
Yeah, And the reason I takeit seriously is number one, to protect
the kids. Number two, thisleague is not cheap for your kid to
play it for only six games.It's like thirty dollars a game, Yeah,

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isn't it. I haven't done themath like that close to that.
And then on top of that,me and the other coaches, we're volunteering
our time and the refs. Andnot only that, if you coach your
kids still you still pay the fullfee for your kid. My kid don't
play for free because I volunteer.So I get frustrated and I get too
into the game, but only becauseI'm like all these other things are happening.

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I'm like, let's have a levelof like professionalism with the refs.
Oh yeah, remember they're always coachesand refs are all volunteers. Come on
that all the way up through highschool. They do get paid, but
it isn't then you know, it'snot like that's their job. Not enough
to deal with me. You needto remember that although I'm the worst that
screaming at her resh, Yeah,yeah, we have to keep in mind

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though their first small kids. It'sjust for fun and they're still learning almost
you keep that in mind. Ionly get tore up if somebody else gets
tore up first, like if areferee. Like one of the kids got
drilled in the head with somebody's forearmlast year. These kids are not supposed
to be touched at all. Yeah, right, And obviously there's some but

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like he got me my head andthere was no but it should be penalty
if somebody gets no matter what,that's sure. And then another You know,
I'm in support of anything. Itgets them off the phone and gets
them out doing activities. I loveit. Yeah. Uh somebody I heard
somebody the other day used the phrasescreen agers. Oh that is perfect screen
ager. Sometimes I'm not on myphone now. Oh God, take a

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picture of somebody quick. It's notlooking on a computer. Look on your
computer, of it. Amazon's upninety one Cavett and Parker McCollum part of
your Monday Morning playlist. Got toget into Bama's first thought. What do
you got? What are you thinking? What's on your mind? I have
a really good buddy and uh he'sretired now. He kind of runs a
ranch for this guy, but heused to be the manager of Rudy's Country

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store up in Tyler. Uh.And you guys know Rudy's. You know,
you all have moved here in Rudy'sbig here. Uh. But he
ran and won to Tyler and hesaid, I had this idea of this
this. He said, well,to get some music in here, you
know, on Friday night, justto have something. And he said,
I kind of put a word outand he said, this girl called me
and said I'd come up there anddo it for fifty dollars. I'll sing

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for fifty bucks. And then shecalled back and said, would you feed
my mom and dad, you know, fifty bucks and my mom and dad
And he went, yeah, okay, And then you know, he said
that back then that's ten dollars.So now we're up to sixty dollars to
have this girl come and sing,and he goes and then she called back
again and said, look, Icould bring my fiddle player for another twenty

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dollars. And he said, so, okay, let's get this straight.
Now we're talking almost eighty dollars tohave you come up on Friday night.
And she said, yeah, isthat okay? And he goes, okay,
i'll do it. And so theywere pretty good, and next thing
you knew, they had a littlebit of crowd coming. Next thing you
knew her name was Miranda Lambert andher backup singer was Casey Musgraves. What

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gosh, Yeah, her first professionalgig was with this with my buddy and
he said, you know, aftera while she got all up Aty and
wouldn't do nothing. Oh yeah,I wonder why. But oh my goodness,
we even ever had her for aninterview, Miranda, but not even
like no, no, we haven'thad Casey either. Or we should reach

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out to the label because did yousee Casey did stuff with like Apple Music.
Let's try to make that. Imean, I know she's not like
big on doing radio, and neitheris Miranda anymore, but we'll see it.
But like, out of all theartists, so Tay and I,
because of our the national show wedo on Saturday nights, we interview some
big artists. Never Blake Shelton,never Miranda Lambert. Weird coincidence and they

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don't even talk to each other.Kid. Well, if you ever need
a chance, you should ask herabout Rudy's over there and Tyler. So
it was there that just makes melaugh about can't you feed my mom and
dad for free? You know,so analogy in factause she come from nothing
and both of them came from nothingand made it big. You know.

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But my backup over here on themiddle casey must it's naughty eight one cave
Good morning, y'all, Naughty eightone Cavett Austin's all time country Favorites,
Waking Up, Starting a new weekwith Wayne D. Tay and Bama.
Hey Austin, here's what's trending inthe at X with Tay. So now
that it is officially springtime and theblue bonnets are out everywhere, we love

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seeing them. But you know whoelse loves them rattlesnakes, So yes,
be on the lookout for them.Williamson County Emergency Services posted a picture,
you know, just warning everybody,like, hey, be on the lookout.
We all love these, but Isaw that they had one of the
workers dress up as a snake andlaying the They're telling you to stay out

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of the blue bonnets by laying inthe blue bonnets, guys, it's weird.
Guy, Just keep a stick andkind of because they don't rattle anymore,
because predators get them, So that'swhy they're not They're not about rattling
anymore. So just have a stickand kind of work it in front of
you a few feet and that'll that'll. You know, you can kind of
cut a path there, you know, I hate snakes. Listen to the

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nature hunter over here. What youdo is cronkey. You gotta see the
soils of this thing. I'm abrown here a snake. The last time
I saw a snake out in thewild, I screamed, yelled cobra.
And it was a brown snake aboutthree feet long. And I yelled cobra
and jumped. And these guys,my gosh, these guys I were with

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were like ex seals and they pickit up and they're laughing, and and
they called me the cobra for abouttwo months, all right. Next,
as we know, the total solareclipse is happening on April eighth, Well,
it looks like clouds might be comingin around that time, so people
are kind of worried that the cloudsare kind of kind of like mess things

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up like when it comes to visualizingit. But who knows, right,
who knows? Shutting the entire statedown and it's gonna be cloudy. You
know, I just got the cape. I said, why are you so
excited? He goes, because it'llget dark and get dark every day.
It gets dark every night. Yeah. And last Austin Animal Center said that

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they have reached a crisis point andthey're asking people to foster and adopt right
now because they are like so overcrowded. I mean, like just it's insane.
So the shelter is open daily fromeleven am to seven pm if you're
looking to adopt. But they saidthey're housing right now about like two hundred
and ninety nine medium to large dogs. Jeez wow, Yeah, go get

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a dog. Tell you they're wayover castmal let's go get one. Capacity
is the word. So it's Jennyin the ATX on ninety eight one Cavet
ninety eight one Cavett, Wayne Dtayand Bama. Thanks for letting us be
a part of your Monday. Hey, so Friday, we were talking about
this, uh, this story thatinvolved CPR was field story. Yeah.
And first of all, if youever truly take full life advice from us

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on the radio, oh please don'tdon't. We're not medical professionals, please
do. We are talking from eitherexperience, something we think we know or
something we know or whatever. Right, So we had made a comment about
can't you get sued if you dochest compressions and you know, you end

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up injuring somebody, Yeah, whiletrying to save their life. Well we
got a message from somebody who's accusingus of Now, no one's gonna want
to save any lives. Yeah.Yeah, we got a message from Aaron
which, thank you, We appreciateyou for listening. But yes, he
said that, but he didn't sayhe enjoyed the show or anything. He
was like, hey, idiot,well we can't tell tone from oh God

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from messages. But he said heheard us talking about the CPR story and
he just wanted to make sure that, like we were, we were aware
that if you are doing CPR andsomebody, you're protected under the Texas Good
Samaritan Act. So if you know, you do cause an injury, they
can't come back and suit you becauseyou're covered. But they also said that

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we were discouraging people from providing lifesaving care and to someone having an emergency.
Okay, we're okay, save alife if you know what you're doing,
save a life. Yeah, We'lltell you what this stems from.
This stems from us being doctors anddoing group therapy and people, oh yeah,
there you go, taking too.So we wanted to clear the air

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from this message we got Friday.Aaron makes a good point. I didn't
know that that law existed, butI will tell you. I guarantee you
in other states that ain't the case. Yeah. Yeah, So it's Naughty
eight one Cavett. Here's Luke Combs, Austin's all time country favorites, Naty
eight one Cavett with Wayne Dtay andBama. Time for open Mic Monday.
That's where we each take a turnat the joke and we keep going round

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around until time runs out. It'sone minute. Whoever time runs out on
loses and the other two are thewinners of the week. Y'all ready,
So let's go Tay, Wayne Bama? Ready? Yep? In three two
one goat? What do you calla pile of cats? I don't know

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what a mountain? Have you heardabout the guy who stole the calendar?
No, he got twelve months.What do you call a french Man wearing
sandals? Leap flop? That's good? Okay? Why do cows wear bells.

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Why because their horns don't work.That's good, all right. I'm
so good at sleeping. I cando it with my eyes closed. Oh,
I'm gonna do a cow joke.How did cows stay up with the
latest news the newspaper? That's cute. What did the triangle say to the

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circle? I don't know, you'repointless. Why does the golfer wear two
pants? I don't know, becausehe he might get a hole in one.
Oh, I just want Bama alwaysme. Hey, let's let's do
one more. We got one morecoming up after eight? Yes, all

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right, bonus jokes coming up aftereight o'clock. Keep it on ninety eight
one, Cavett. It's ninety eightone, Cavett, already after eight o'clock.
Thanks for waking up, starting yourday with Wayne D. Tay and
Bama. Here on ninety eight one, Cavett. We do a bonus joke.
What do we call this? Thepunchline? Punchline? Yeah, all
right, So we's got one morejoke. Tay, you ready to go
first? And it'll go take meand then Bama. Sure, go ahead.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Boy kept running away from the
ball? That's good. I'll behonest, Bama. Are you ready?
I'm torn between the two? Allright, Bama, you go first.
Then I just read where someone inLondon gets stabbed every fifty two seconds.

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Why doesn't that guy just move toa different town. That's so messed up.
I know they say money talks,but on mine says goodbye. Oh
that was either it was either thator now this other one stupid. It's

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it's oh that one stupid. DidI tell you guys about the joke about
the pizza? Never mind, it'stoo cheesy. That ninety eight one Cavett
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That way you get us all daylong. And now Bama's bonehead.
This has only happened a couple oftimes. And all the years I've been
doing bonehead, which is I don'tknow, twenty five thirty years, I
don't even know. Uh, Austinguy, Why Cliff Bluizard is his name?
Why Cliff Flewizard. He's twenty six. You may know him. He's

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from Austin. He was in SaltLake visiting and was flying back. He
went over, took a picture ofsomeone else's ticket with his phone and used
that to get on the plane.Wow, So he's now he's stow away
on the plane, you know what. They're onto that. So they start
checking and sure enough he's in thebathroom a lot on the jet because he

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don't got no seat, see,And so when he comes out, his
light attendant says, where are yousitting? And he just non up up
there and she goes, no,take me to your seat. And he
didn't have a seat. He hasa seat now in the back of the
FBI car because stowaway is a federalcrime that gets you interviewed by the FBI.

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Because that's sketchy, that's terrify.Let me just say this, if
if why Cliff is working, hemay not be at work today. If
you're listening and you work with him, he probably won't be in the day
because he's busy. My goodness.And you think venting getting something off your
chest is a good thing, right, Yeah, Well, apparently it's not.

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It's not. No, there's anew study so apparently at some college
analysts, you know, they tookone hundred and fifty students and it found
them that for venting, like peopleare like, oh, it's good to
get it off your chest, likeyou'll feel better afterwards, it's actually not
true. You are increasing your heartrate, your blood pressure is going up,
you've got muscle tension when you're likeventing it out, and so they

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say it's actually not good for you. It's actually really bad for your heart.
What do you do then, ifyou don't blow off some steam,
as they say, be positive,I don't know. I don't know,
would be like, hey, itcould be worse, right, could be
worse. You're lat tired. Well, at least I got a car.
I think a lot of it too, is who you may be venting too,

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because we both know some people thatdid the last week a lot and
they're not here anymore. Yeah,yeah, true. Oh look, it
says, okay, so I'm reallyreading further down It says to actually let
go of that anger and actually feelcalmer, take deep breasts, meditate,
do yoga, and even count toten. There you go, Wayne,

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count to ten. Okay, sonow I have anger issues. No,
but we've had to tell you tocount to ten before? What since?
Okay, I'm just seeing I thinkall of us, all of yeah,
no, backpedal, faster lands lance, I'm strong, Oh, world famous.

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Listen. I think Bama could countto ten before firing off some text
messages. Oh that is true?Yeah? Why did I have to get
dragged back up from two years ago? And there are there are times that
like things didn't go Bama's way andinstead of handling it like an adult he
would like, he went off ontext me said a couple of times,
and then he blamed it on hisblood sugar and little de wimm hmm.

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Count to ten next time you there? Yeah, counted right here, you're
looking right at me. But thenthere's the what a burger incident? Oh
the poor what burger kid? Arewe just waking the break up all the
times? And a twelve year oldgirl about what had Buddy ninety one Cavett

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and John Michael Montgomery now Cavets WadeDan Veva getting you in the fields.
So M I J. Law.They're a law firm in El Paso,
Texas. They're offering NCAA basketball fansthe opportunity to win one million dollars for

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predicting a perfect March Madness bracket,which a lot of people's brackets are already
done after Kentucky lost. Oh rightwYeah. But they're also giving out like
additional prizes too, so even ifyou don't get the top one. That
includes twenty five thousand dollars for predictingsixty out of sixty three games, fifteen

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hundred for the highest total points.I mean, they've got like all this
money to be dished out, Wayne, did did Kentucky get you? No?
I didn't. I never do brackets, dude, I just don't.
I'll watch college sports, but I'mnot like super invested like a lot of
people are. We're hoping UT doeswell, and we're hoping. I like

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Baylor. I thought Baylor looked prettygood. So but Yukon's gonna win it
all our Houston one of those.Yeah, So that's you're in the fields
on ninety eight one cavet, WayneD. Tay and Bama ninety eight one
Cavet. Thanks for letting us bea part of your morning. Holy cow,
hang on, I'm good, We'regood. We're back. Give him
a Hi, I'm like kids,Yeah, uh, you know what time

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it is. We've been waiting onit. Let me just go ahead and
fire up that music bed from thelights down Law. Creepy time for miss
connection with Wayne detailed the bad one. What is miss connection on ninety eight
one? Right, it's gonna belike double creepy today? All right?

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Uh? Lake Line target Saint Patrick'sday around eight thirty am. This is
at lake Line. I think theseused to work better twenty years ago.
But you were a beauty greenish brownt shirt, black yoga pants, tattoos.
We chatted a couple of times aboutSaint Patrick's clothing for kids. That's

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creepy. Mine was with me.You had one that was not with you.
Wish I could have chatted more.I had my kid with me and
he tells, Mom, no,I'm adding that party hard to do with
kids. You are cool. Andthen you know smiley face with sunglasses.

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So this guy's out working with hiskid with him awkward? That ain't it?
That? Ain't it? Doug Dave. It's like a Doug or Dave
move. Misconnections you get on Monday'shere on ninety eight one, cavet Hey,
it's Wayne Detailing Bama. You gotoptions weekday mornings, but you pick
us for some reason, and weare thankful for it. So thank you

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for another opportunity to wake you up. You missed any part of the show
you want to replay or just youknow, check it out in general.
The podcast is up at ninety eightone cavet dot com. Say what are
you doing the rest of the day. I'm just hanging out. It's Monday,
so we got you know, stuffto do, stuff to work on.
But other than that, I'm justgoing gonna go home and chill.
Bama. How about you, I'mdoing the same thing. I'm gonna just

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kick back and relax and enjoy theringing. Today the weekend did not give
me rest. I don't know why. Oh man, it's big today.
Then yeah, it's it's Monday.Hey whatever. Once you finished one of
your fifty eight hundred shows, youcan rest for a minute, you know.
Oh thank you for that. It'sninety a one K. But enjoy
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