19 Year old man calls in Bomb Threat when his Girlfriend and Family went on a Cruise without him.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all all start line. Yeah you are stories brought.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You buy air comfort, your local carrier dealer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's get it to a Starbucks. When's least
have been a Starbucks? You never go to Starbucks? No,
you don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I do on an occasion. I'll get those, the
pre made ones, but those are like those are.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can't remember last time I've been in Starbucks. I mean,
I'm a coffee drinker, but forever. But apparently we could
have made twelve baristas are gonna have to wear the
solid black tops and a lowther iconic green apron to
shine creates apparently a sense of familiarity for the customers.
So oh okay, it does okay whatever, Starbucks cracking down.
(00:48):
We gotta get that familiarity bag. We gotta make it,
you know, do everything we used to do.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I feel like ninety percent of customers won't even notice.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They won't, they won't. But Starbucks is boy, they shifted right,
They're doing all this stuff. Well, we got to get
back to the way we were. Open Ai, oh no,
this is good. Open Ai is working on his own
X like social network. Yeah, man, open Ai is doing
(01:23):
some wild stuff that chat GPT stuff now that can
it listens to everything you say, It records every word
you say. That's that's creepish.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
TikTok's latest obsession is actually pretty funny. It's involving chat
GPT and it's turning people's pets into humans.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh okay, have you seen some of that wild take
a picture and have them Yeah, they can use any
picture and turn them into you can turn over.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's where they get all these You've seen some of
the commercials where they'll have a wall wrist and it
has a man's face in it, and you're like, what
the hell is that? Right, that's all the chat GPT.
It's weird, man, it's crazy. But yeah, turn people into pets,
or turning pets into people. I shouldn't say, take any animal,
make it a human, put a little human face in it,
and then piece of voice and stuff to it. It's trippy.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I've been alright with the the action figure thing that
was going around the last week too. Okay, turn people
or turn themselves into action.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right right, right, Yeah, it's all right. There's some fun
you can have with it. But man, it gets creepy
that how quick you can do that, Like you're looking
at this half man, half walrus hybrid thing, took it into
some freaking nature and it's just it's just AI generated.
You know, have the stuff on your your reels now
your feeds and stuff. You gotta watch out because you
(02:40):
know something and you can kind of tell because normally
it's something that just looks too good to be true,
whether it's a female or a male or a you know,
a sunset, you gotta be like, wait and it says
AI assisted or whatever, right, right, you gotta watch out
of that. Man, it's everywhere. So this is pretty funny,
pretty crazy to think that this dude who's nineteen, right, nineteen,
(03:04):
you still really really, really good in making awful decisions.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Chances are he was living with his parents six months ago.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well now he's living with his girlfriend's parents.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. His parents were like, we've had enough, you get
out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Yeah. So this Michigan I use this term lucy man.
He's nineteen, so he's still teenager. Anyway, he got upset
because he had to watch the pets while his girlfriend's
family went on a cruise. He sent an email to
(03:40):
Carnival Cruise Corporation basically saying that there was a bomb
on that cruise boat.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh okay, so he just got.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sends eight months in prison. The email forced Carnival Corporation
to check more than a thousand rooms after the ship
had to departed from Miami January this year. Said anybody
making a bomb threat to expected to be taken at
his word. Fortunately, this hoax didn't result in any physical injuries.
(04:16):
FBI agents simply traced the email address right to him
because his moron used his own email address.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh come on, what, oh man, this guy's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, he admitted he sent the message because he was upset.
The family went on a cruise and made him stay
behind and watch the pets because when they originally booked
the cruise he was not living with him.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are they still dating?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He did apologize for it. I don't know that that's
gonna do anything for his dating life, but I feel
like the parents forced the daughter.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Like he's he's out, he's not living here anymore. That's
I mean, he's got to go.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He is gone. He's doing eight months in prison, got
a new roommate. Uh huh. All right, So there's no
doubt when it comes to extra additional fees on anything
it sucks, right, whether it's flying, whether it's you know,
your restaurant. Uh, there's some restaurants that charge like a
(05:28):
kitchen something fee, you know all this other stuff right right, Well,
now this is a new one. Somebody online shared a
photo of receipts showing that they were charged five dollars
for a well, basically for whining. It's the receipt itemized
(05:50):
it as a quote bitching fee.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Bitching fee. Yeah, that's even worse than a whining fee,
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A bitching fee. The customer claims the fee was because
they informed the waiter that the beer they brought him
was wrong. I guess they ordered a beer and it
was the wrong type of beer, and basically that's it.
The customer says, it was just a regular pizza place
(06:19):
in Indiana, not a place that potentially, you know, messes
with people like like a dick slash resord er anything like.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That's what I was wondering, Like if you went to dex,
maybe I'd see that I was a five.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Doutar whining fee or in this case, a bit team fee.
Oh I'd be pissed. Right, I'm like, I ain't paying
that anyway. There's just a pizza place. The customer admits it,
you know, they just they complained that just the beer
was right. That's all I said, was the beer was wrong.
Could he get the beer that he ordered?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Like, if I order a bud light and you bring
me out an ipa of some sort, I'm not gonna
be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's what it was. Was micro broody brought out something
like a sour or yeah, anyway, It's just it's wild
that restaurants are now gonna start tacking on bitching thing
five bucks too, right, probably what the beer was. Yeah, man,
(07:15):
I would lose it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'd be like, uh, I would never go back to
that restaurant again.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I wouldn't pay it. Charge me five dollars for whiting
feet because I because you got me the wrong beer.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's on you, cuz take that out of their tip.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sheah. This guy, he looks like a dude that would
have a lego stuck in his ear for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You got a certain vision of a man in your head,
don't you. He looks just like that. A man believed
he was going deaf. He was stunned to find out
that a lego brick had been lodged in his ear
for twenty years. Darren mcconchie has been has been to
the doctory guard and hearing loss and had been prescribed
(08:02):
antibiotics assuming it was an ear infection. However, the thirty
year old later woke up in the middle of the
night feeling a surge of pressure in the side of
his head and to his horror, he felt something dislodged
inside of his ear canal and basically gross started to move.
(08:22):
But he couldn't have prepared for what turned out to
be true and the root cause. He said, I felt
something small and hard sort of pop out the inside
of my ear. He said, he felt the object, realized
that it was loose, thought it was a piece of
his inner ear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, he said.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He was terrified. He was shaking, he said. As he
got the object out, he held it in his hand,
using my phone to use the flashlight option. That night,
I couldn't believe what was in front of me. A
tiny pink lego brick. Oh wow, wow, he covered in earwax.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It sounds like he went to the doctor a few
times and they never found this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
In there. No, he said, the pain of pressure was gone,
the sound was back in his left ear. He had
immediate relief, turned a little bit of confusion. He said,
I hadn't played with Legos in years, not since I
was a wee boy. He said. I didn't really play
with him after four or five. I much preferred wrestling
figures or playing football my brothers. He said, I don't
(09:31):
remember sticking the brick in my ear, but however it
got there, I reckoned it was lodged in there for
just over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow, he said.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I gently had no clue that it was in my
ear the entire time. He said, for most of his
life he really didn't have too much of a problem
with hearing. Then something happened a few years ago in
his late twenties that he felt like he started losing
hearing in that ear, only to find out it was
a Lego brick.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Jesus, that's probably a lot of wax build up around it.
I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, man, it's like we can imagine just how disgusting
that would be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'd be mad at the doctors real, right, what do
you mean you didn't find this?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Couldn't somebody look at my damn.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Here just prescribing antibiotics. Yeah, looking, that's weird, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And last, lastly, the director of food nutrition at school
district in southwest Pennsylvania got arrested the other day for
defecating the stores walk in beer fridge.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Forty seven year old Crystal gas strode into a Royal
Farms convenience store and apparently place had a refrigerated room
with a big sign over said beer cave. So she
walks in, pushed the case of beer out of the way,
pulled her pants down, and dropped the dues right there
(10:55):
on the shelf, and then she walked back out to
the rest of being left.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I mean that's that's a move, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, it is, Wow said.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It happened about five pm. It looks like the entire
front wall of the walk in fridge is glass, so
it's not like she had any privacy in there. The
camera inside the fridge also got it on video. Police
didn't reveal a motive. I know what the motive was, though, scoops.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh you know the motive? Yeah, what was the motive?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, she had the poop.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Nature was calling.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. Yeah. The story had to throw out eighty dollars
worth of merchandise. That was a round said poop on
the shelf.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Eighty dollars. What is that about? Four cases of yeah,
three cases.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Maybe she's facing charge of open looting, this criminal mischief,
disorderly conduct that created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
I mean the place does have a bathroom. It's right
next to the beer coup she walked into. And the
(12:04):
weird thing is that she only lives about a mile
from where it happened. I mean, she could have probably
waited until she got home. She was at home. It
was like I finally got it ready. Yeah, I'm gonna
go and act out my revenge on that beer cooler.
One O seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stalt y'all all start line. Yeah you are stories brought.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
You buy air comfort, your local carrier dealer.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's get it to a Starbucks. When's least
have been a Starbucks? You never go to Starbucks? No,
you don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, I do on an occasion. I'll get those, the
pre made ones, but those are like those are.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can't remember last time I've been in Starbucks. I mean,
I'm a coffee drinker, but forever. But apparently we could
have made twelve baristas are gonna have to wear the
solid black tops and a lowther iconic green apron to
shine creates apparently a sense of familiarity for the customers.
So oh okay, it does okay whatever, Starbucks cracking down.
(00:48):
We gotta get that familiarity bag. We gotta make it,
you know, do everything we used to do.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I feel like ninety percent of customers won't even notice.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
They won't, they won't. But Starbucks is boy, they shifted right,
They're doing all this stuff. Well, we got to get
back to the way we were. Open Ai, oh no,
this is good. Open Ai is working on his own
X like social network. Yeah, man, open Ai is doing
(01:23):
some wild stuff that chat GPT stuff now that can
it listens to everything you say, It records every word
you say. That's that's creepish.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
TikTok's latest obsession is actually pretty funny. It's involving chat
GPT and it's turning people's pets into humans.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh okay, have you seen some of that wild take
a picture and have them Yeah, they can use any
picture and turn them into you can turn over.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's where they get all these You've seen some of
the commercials where they'll have a wall wrist and it
has a man's face in it, and you're like, what
the hell is that? Right, that's all the chat GPT.
It's weird, man, it's crazy. But yeah, turn people into pets,
or turning pets into people. I shouldn't say, take any animal,
make it a human, put a little human face in it,
and then piece of voice and stuff to it. It's trippy.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I've been alright with the the action figure thing that
was going around the last week too. Okay, turn people
or turn themselves into action.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Right right, right, Yeah, it's all right. There's some fun
you can have with it. But man, it gets creepy
that how quick you can do that, Like you're looking
at this half man, half walrus hybrid thing, took it into
some freaking nature and it's just it's just AI generated.
You know, have the stuff on your your reels now
your feeds and stuff. You gotta watch out because you
(02:40):
know something and you can kind of tell because normally
it's something that just looks too good to be true,
whether it's a female or a male or a you know,
a sunset, you gotta be like, wait and it says
AI assisted or whatever, right, right, you gotta watch out
of that. Man, it's everywhere. So this is pretty funny,
pretty crazy to think that this dude who's nineteen, right, nineteen,
(03:04):
you still really really, really good in making awful decisions.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Chances are he was living with his parents six months ago.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well now he's living with his girlfriend's parents.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. His parents were like, we've had enough, you get
out of the house.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Yeah. So this Michigan I use this term lucy man.
He's nineteen, so he's still teenager. Anyway, he got upset
because he had to watch the pets while his girlfriend's
family went on a cruise. He sent an email to
(03:40):
Carnival Cruise Corporation basically saying that there was a bomb
on that cruise boat.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh okay, so he just got.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Sends eight months in prison. The email forced Carnival Corporation
to check more than a thousand rooms after the ship
had to departed from Miami January this year. Said anybody
making a bomb threat to expected to be taken at
his word. Fortunately, this hoax didn't result in any physical injuries.
(04:16):
FBI agents simply traced the email address right to him
because his moron used his own email address.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh come on, what, oh man, this guy's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, he admitted he sent the message because he was upset.
The family went on a cruise and made him stay
behind and watch the pets because when they originally booked
the cruise he was not living with him.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Are they still dating?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He did apologize for it. I don't know that that's
gonna do anything for his dating life, but I feel
like the parents forced the daughter.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Like he's he's out, he's not living here anymore. That's
I mean, he's got to go.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
He is gone. He's doing eight months in prison, got
a new roommate. Uh huh. All right, So there's no
doubt when it comes to extra additional fees on anything
it sucks, right, whether it's flying, whether it's you know,
your restaurant. Uh, there's some restaurants that charge like a
(05:28):
kitchen something fee, you know all this other stuff right right, Well,
now this is a new one. Somebody online shared a
photo of receipts showing that they were charged five dollars
for a well, basically for whining. It's the receipt itemized
(05:50):
it as a quote bitching fee.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Bitching fee. Yeah, that's even worse than a whining fee,
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
A bitching fee. The customer claims the fee was because
they informed the waiter that the beer they brought him
was wrong. I guess they ordered a beer and it
was the wrong type of beer, and basically that's it.
The customer says, it was just a regular pizza place
(06:19):
in Indiana, not a place that potentially, you know, messes
with people like like a dick slash resord er anything like.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
That's what I was wondering, Like if you went to dex,
maybe I'd see that I was a five.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Doutar whining fee or in this case, a bit team fee.
Oh I'd be pissed. Right, I'm like, I ain't paying
that anyway. There's just a pizza place. The customer admits it,
you know, they just they complained that just the beer
was right. That's all I said, was the beer was wrong.
Could he get the beer that he ordered?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Like, if I order a bud light and you bring
me out an ipa of some sort, I'm not gonna
be happy.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That's what it was. Was micro broody brought out something
like a sour or yeah, anyway, It's just it's wild
that restaurants are now gonna start tacking on bitching thing
five bucks too, right, probably what the beer was. Yeah, man,
(07:15):
I would lose it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'd be like, uh, I would never go back to
that restaurant again.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I wouldn't pay it. Charge me five dollars for whiting
feet because I because you got me the wrong beer.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That's on you, cuz take that out of their tip.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sheah. This guy, he looks like a dude that would
have a lego stuck in his ear for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You got a certain vision of a man in your head,
don't you. He looks just like that. A man believed
he was going deaf. He was stunned to find out
that a lego brick had been lodged in his ear
for twenty years. Darren mcconchie has been has been to
the doctory guard and hearing loss and had been prescribed
(08:02):
antibiotics assuming it was an ear infection. However, the thirty
year old later woke up in the middle of the
night feeling a surge of pressure in the side of
his head and to his horror, he felt something dislodged
inside of his ear canal and basically gross started to move.
(08:22):
But he couldn't have prepared for what turned out to
be true and the root cause. He said, I felt
something small and hard sort of pop out the inside
of my ear. He said, he felt the object, realized
that it was loose, thought it was a piece of
his inner ear.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh, he said.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He was terrified. He was shaking, he said. As he
got the object out, he held it in his hand,
using my phone to use the flashlight option. That night,
I couldn't believe what was in front of me. A
tiny pink lego brick. Oh wow, wow, he covered in earwax.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It sounds like he went to the doctor a few
times and they never found this thing.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
In there. No, he said, the pain of pressure was gone,
the sound was back in his left ear. He had
immediate relief, turned a little bit of confusion. He said,
I hadn't played with Legos in years, not since I
was a wee boy. He said. I didn't really play
with him after four or five. I much preferred wrestling
figures or playing football my brothers. He said, I don't
(09:31):
remember sticking the brick in my ear, but however it
got there, I reckoned it was lodged in there for
just over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow, he said.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I gently had no clue that it was in my
ear the entire time. He said, for most of his
life he really didn't have too much of a problem
with hearing. Then something happened a few years ago in
his late twenties that he felt like he started losing
hearing in that ear, only to find out it was
a Lego brick.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Jesus, that's probably a lot of wax build up around it.
I would imagine.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, man, it's like we can imagine just how disgusting
that would be.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I'd be mad at the doctors real, right, what do
you mean you didn't find this?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Couldn't somebody look at my damn.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Here just prescribing antibiotics. Yeah, looking, that's weird, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And last, lastly, the director of food nutrition at school
district in southwest Pennsylvania got arrested the other day for
defecating the stores walk in beer fridge.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Forty seven year old Crystal gas strode into a Royal
Farms convenience store and apparently place had a refrigerated room
with a big sign over said beer cave. So she
walks in, pushed the case of beer out of the way,
pulled her pants down, and dropped the dues right there
(10:55):
on the shelf, and then she walked back out to
the rest of being left.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I mean that's that's a move, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, it is, Wow said.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
It happened about five pm. It looks like the entire
front wall of the walk in fridge is glass, so
it's not like she had any privacy in there. The
camera inside the fridge also got it on video. Police
didn't reveal a motive. I know what the motive was, though, scoops.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh you know the motive? Yeah, what was the motive?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well, she had the poop.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Nature was calling.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah. Yeah. The story had to throw out eighty dollars
worth of merchandise. That was a round said poop on
the shelf.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Eighty dollars. What is that about? Four cases of yeah,
three cases.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Maybe she's facing charge of open looting, this criminal mischief,
disorderly conduct that created a quote hazardous and physically offensive condition.
I mean the place does have a bathroom. It's right
next to the beer coup she walked into. And the
(12:04):
weird thing is that she only lives about a mile
from where it happened. I mean, she could have probably
waited until she got home. She was at home. It
was like I finally got it ready. Yeah, I'm gonna
go and act out my revenge on that beer cooler.
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