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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that? Yeah all stop that. Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought you buy air comfort your local carrier experts air Comfort.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay, dude, what do you see the stet about Chatt
GPT you trust it.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
A little bit?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Heil no trust any of that stuff yet. Anyway, look
at that a minute. Seventy nine of Americans have placed
or planned a place a sports bet, which is kind
of crazy. That's up like three. It's crazy how many
people to bet.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I like that weirdness of like the play on two.
I've never bet before, but I think at some point
I think I might give that a show that.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, this year, this year is the year I do it.
I've never done it before, but this is the year
I I really bet the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Got a hunch.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, you have a side hustle. I have a side hustle.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ninety two percent of people's side hustles say the gig
economy is just getting started.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah you think I see that totally?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
So right?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What did our futurests say about that.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Talk about gig economy and how how it was really
gonna move the future?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, basically you're just gonna have a bunch of little
gigs as opposed to a real deal job.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Which is I don't know, it seems weird, like a
salary job is gonna be over with.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know, but he said, if you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do have kids, just get them right and ready for
that gig economy right and time management would be a
great thing for kids and youngsters to learn. For some reason,
I kind of see it though. Workers at the Texas
Department of Transportation they don't have enough parking at the office.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Uh uh uh, So they're.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Parking illegally in fire lanes, and I feel like they
need to get tickets for that.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I don't know about you guys, but I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
They, well, if they're the ones processing it, they just
go through and be like, oh, we'll rip this one up.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Right, there's another check to ourselves. Who writes check to themselves? That?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It would be weird, wouldn't it. Who catch that? Stop
writing us tickets?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
You imagine in the morning meeting, all right, Look, officer Smith,
Officer Smith, Yeah, I see you wrote all of us
tickets yesterday. Not funny, waste the resources? That would be hilarious.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
How short on parking are they I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
They just failed to put in a parking lot for
their business, just the building, so.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It sounded like the junk yard.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
In a new poll, twenty eight percent Americans say they
don't really care much at all what happens to the
stock market, So like thirty percent of Americans like, yeah, man, me,
let's see. Oh this is funny. This is what older brothers.
This is what having older brothers all about. There's a
videos gone viral shows these older brothers stuffing their younger
(03:19):
brother inside of a claw machine game so he get
to hand out all the prizes.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
A skydiver's parachute got snagged on a rugby stadium's roof
in France.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Sucked to be him. Man, he's just dangling.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
He's like, Oh, they're doing like the Broncos do where
they do like the game ball.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah, this is yes, cherit jesus, Yeah, you know they
they do that really cool. They'll show the you know,
the the camera from the view of the skydiver when
he does that, and you know, they cut it pretty close.
It is a wild target to hit when you're you know,
when you're jumping there, when you're siting.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
In the the landing area. You know, you do that
on the side of plane.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You're like, all right, let's just bomb out here, and
he sort of aim towards it will gets comes up
on you fairly fast. But man, the stadiums are kind
of small when you think of the drop zone and
where you got to hit, so they gotta be pretty precise.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
This guy came in a.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Little too close to one of the cables or signs
or something, and he got hung up and then he
had to just dangle there while rescue teams came and
got him cut him down.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What I mean, that would suck, man.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I wonder if that's one of those where he kind
of lied on his resume where he runs into the
guys and they're like, guess what we're doing this weekend.
We're delivering the game ball. You want to come parachute
with us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how to do that.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
It's like point break, point break, where he's like, you've
never been before, just follow us, just do what we do.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
They bomb out? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Ben and Jerry's getting away free ice cream cones today?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, Ben and Jerry's says that anybody get a free
Scoop at just Paying Scoop shops from twelve pm to
eight pm on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's just for free, and they encourage people to get
in line over and over and over again. Oh yeah,
it's not just one per customer. If you sit down
to eat your ice cream, go ahead and get on do.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What can't you just add too? Which one of them
has never? One of them has never came up with
the one of the flavors? Oh really, yeah, I think
it's Ben. Ben has never came up with a single
flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Jerry's the creative one.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Jerry's Yeah, yeah, which is kind of funny. I'm like, well,
what's Ben do? Lazy bastarded It was there with the idea.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
To make sure the taxes get paid, right.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's kind of how it is. They were like college buddies.
It started, all right, So this is kind of wild man.
A lot of malls, hotels and what else.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Airports.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Where they have escalators so that you know, you don't
have to bother carrying stuff of steps and suitcases or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
For those scenarios you kind of see it. There's a different.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Approach to I think outdoors and getting outside.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But in China, they're kind of combining what.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
We know is as well traditional escalator and they're brained
to mountain climbing. Several mountains in China are having escalators
added to the side of the mountain so people with
mobility issues, older folks and just lazy ass mother truckers. Uh.
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If he's like, I'm not gonna hike that mountain, what's
all right? Ride the escalator.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You know?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
For ninety nine percent of the mountains out there, I
totally am against us, but Red Rocks. I would love
to have an escalator at Red Rocks.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You sissy, You know what that is?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Everybody, because he doesn't go to the other ninety nine
percent of the mountain, right right, he goes the Red Rocks.
That's not like, you know, I'm not hiking these fourteen
ers and you know what, my sin doesn't bother me
on all the other ones I do. Just the one
at Red Rocks. That's the one that really bothers me.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because that's the only one that's in, that's the only
one he's done. It's not like he's you know, put
it where I go.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, he's a mount beer stat I'm just getting up
on his fourteen er hitting the summit this morning. No,
the ones that bother him, the ones that uses at
red Rocks right. Uh. Anyway, they're apparently saying people can
enjoy the view without having a hike up them. It's
like having a gondola style lift, but it's you know,
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it's literally an escalator. It's I guess it makes some sense.
A gondola just shoots straight up to the top. Escalators
allow for multiple places to stop along the way and
for you to get off, you know, and and you know, take.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
A breather from climbing, look around, and not back on
the escalator going up.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
The local reaction has been mixed. Some say it's great
that these experiences are more accessible. Others say it's well,
it takes the fun out of hiking up the mountains.
I imagine, so you could just ride up an escalator.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Very rarely, here's somebody go hiking fun.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I mean, I don't know, I see pictures. I've don't
hiking for it. It's fun when you get this.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Somebody takes photos on the log, you know, you do
all that stuff. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's unclear these escalator break down if they stop working midday.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's just, uh say, they're very expensive for mountain resorts
to install, and they're also not for the faint ae heart. Yeah,
I don't know. Some people think of the escalator that
Macy's intimidating. I don't know how they're gonna go out
the side of a mountain. To me, it just seems
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so lazy. You know what, There's something's got to work
a little bit for I think of the summit of
a fourteen or something like that, or one of those things.
Now you gotta earn that maybe the escalator only gets
you a certain way up.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
So this guy in China, he almost died from a
neck massage. His neck had been hurting. I guess I'm
working too much and sitting at his desk all day.
So he booked an appointment at a massage parlor. Well,
the messius did a more vigorous maneuver. He felt the
sharp pain in his neck, followed by a headache. He
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went to the yard the next morning, and he woke
up with slurred speech, Oh damn, and a numbness on
the left side of his body. Retrow turns out Messus
tore a hole in the artery leading to his brain.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
He had a stroke.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh damn, Doctor streathaman in time she'd make a full recovery.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I saw this thing yesterday, day before yesterday.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
It's a prank, and you have these things that you
put in your teeth that make this big, like cracking,
like your knuckles cracking sound. But it's called the neck prank.
And he gets somebody like, oh, oh, my neck has
got this sore, spider, it's got this hinge in it.
Give me a hey, pop my neck. And somebody would
(10:50):
just like take your neck and just move it a
little bit, and you pack these things down on your
teeth and you just fall down.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And these people freak out.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
They're like, oh, for got on. Guy's like, I'm going
to jail. I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail.
That's all I can think. I don't know, man, that'd
be fun prank to pull on somebody, but yeah, uh
it almost really did kill that dude.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
All right.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Speaking of next, there's a I don't know certain lawlessness.
It happens fast food restaurants. I'm sure it would be
a tough place to work. But I feel like thirty
one year old Aquina Samson might have took things just
a little too far.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
She worked at McDonald's in Florida.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
She's a teenage girl, walked behind the counter grass some
ranch dipping sauce.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh behind the county. Oh hell, no man's land.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Well, Aquina flipped out and grabbed the girl's arm. When
the girl tried to break free, Keina, well, it was
grabbed it by the throat. Oh you're gonna die now.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
And then she took her to the ground and choked
her again while they were on the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Maybe a little aggressive, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Somebody caught The cops investigation was pretty cutting dry. The
altercation was caught on video, and the victim had visible injuries.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
To her neck.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Akenna was charged with child abuse because she was only
a teenager. Oh okay, a thirteen or fourteen year old teenager. Yeah,
and Kena was thirty one years old. All right, maybe
a little aggressive, maybe a little aggressive a Keina just saying,
all right, you what a great example of your tax
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dollars at work.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Sure sounds so so happy to hear.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
This, skewed, I owed my burning money.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Now, let's see the city of Manchos has agreed to
pay a man thirty five thousand dollars in acknowledgement that
one of his police officers violated his free speech rights.
An officer named Josh Smith was hit with disordered conduct
charge later amended to interference after a man used coarse
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language to complain that three Montrose officers had clogged up
the drive through Adam McDonald's. He said, he said, move
your s out of the way.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Heads. He said this to the cops. Yeah, oh wow, itsident. Uh.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
The officer stopped a stolen car in the parking lot
next to this restaurant. A short time later, Smith dropped several.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
More f bombs in a follow.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Up conversation to the officers as he was making his
way out of the drive through.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
So he was letting them have it.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
This dude was, I mean, look, it is free speech,
but damn.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
This is got listened to. This is what's really funny.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
This isd have got wider attention not for its free
speech implication, but because officers searching this man's car, because
they pulled him over after he was yelling.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
At him when he was leaving.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Right the officer jumped in his car anyway, they searched
this dude's car and discovered a sex toy that they
joked about, and at one point they stuck it through
the car's rear fender. This guy's like he's got a
suction cup base pulling on.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What do you do without your car?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Bro? Look, man, I feel pretty confident in saying I
could get any of my friend's cars without finding a big,
old such cup base.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
At the Smith's first complaint, one of the officers told
him be quiet or he'd be ticketed. After getting his food,
Smith had more words to the officers on the way
out of the parking lot. That's when the officer jumped
in his car, followed him and stopped. Smith wrote him
a ticket for disorderly conduct and making it a scene
gesture because not only was he telling the f off,
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he was flipping him off, he said. The judge in
Montell said this never that never happened. Moncho's judge dismissed
the case. Ruined that Dismith's behavior in situation was immature, offensive,
and unnecessary, but it's also protected under free speech. Basically,
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they went on and said it violated his free speech rights.
So the city has agreed to pay him thirty five
thousand dollars of your taxpayer money.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I would have thought they would have just waved it away,
be like, just we're not charging for any of that
stupid stuff. Have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well they didn't charge it, no, but they violated his
free speech, right, I guess, So.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Thirty five thousand dollars and you the dude, what a
dude those stuck to you're going? I mean that might
have been worth thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
But I guess feel free to drive around flipping off
cops in Montrose this weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Right, I'm no, man, I got too much respect for officers.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I appreciate him.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
But that is funny.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You know, you get some dude all wired wrong, man,
and just you know, Hell is short on time and
attitude and everything else.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He's just like, if you move your fucking mother, he
just lett him have it. I want my dgridels now,
I'm trying to get McDonald's. You mother truckers? Uh too funny?
All right, we gotta break seven thirty seven. Do your
favorite Tuesday more than that a minute