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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KVP I and your show time for stupid
stories STO.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
He brought you by the Prop Store auction. If you
haven't seen this, there's a big auction going on with
a whole bunch of Hollywood memorabilia and lots start closing
on Wednesday. The biggest lot they've got right now at
the end of Star Wars, when they're all getting those
medals because they blew up the Death Star everybody. Yeah, ye,
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they've got Luke Skywalker's medal up. Current bid for that
is two hundred thousand dollars. Whoa. But they've got like
the original Batman utility belt, the yellow one, that Adam
West Batman outfit. They got a full Batman returns. Superman's
outfit from Superman three is in it. I think they
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disassembled an entire Is.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That the Batman with the nipples?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, that was that was the George Clooney one.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I believe that was kind of weird one.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, but I believe a lot of these items came
from Planet hollywoods that they're just you know, liquidating the inventory. Wow,
there's a lot of good stuff. One of the original
and necronomicons from Army of dead.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, tons of guns.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
There was like, like if you're a fan of the
guns they use on like men in Black and whatnot. Right,
they had those up there and a few other ones.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The fifth Element that Zorg Oh yeah, cr one that
has right all those Yeah, that thing was going for
forty grand this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So if you're a baller, maybe you got your tax refund.
Go check it out propstore, auction dot Com, all kinds
of cool Hollywood stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, that's cool. Forget Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
California's most popular state for alien abductions.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh I think I know why.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Because the the the tractor being can't lift anybody in like,
you know, Mississippi, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's a thing.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, it's got to go one. Uh you know this
week is spring break for college. Yeah, where they you know,
kill their few remaining brain cells that survived TikTok challenges.
That's where they go to do it spring break. What
it really needs to be called is the STD supernova.
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Uh all right, so I guess there was this chubby
filter that was all over TikTok last week. It's pretty
freaking hilarious. If you've not seen it, it's just like
what you would look like all fat, and then it's
it's pretty point on. They have some hot chacks like
here's our pose now, And then they had the fat
filter and you're.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Like, damn, so it was taken down because people can't
handle it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Now would they take down an opposite filter where if
you're big, it made you skinny? I feel like that's
a sort of a thing that they do already.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yeah, I mean they already do that in a lot
of ways. I think that'd be meaner, would you like
to be?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I feel like that's probably more devastating than the than
the fat filter.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Right, I mean, if you're adding a lean filter every day,
then you're probably doing it wrong, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Because people see you in real life. They're like, wait,
you don't look at anything like your photos.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Right, like your dating profile. Yeah, he's the fat filter
on that one. Oh yeah, oh yeah right?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What was that movie with Jack Black?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Shallow howe?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's guys like that.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh all right. Door Dash is launching a buy now,
pay later option. Oh no, oh my god, I'll gladly
pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Whippy?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That was yeah Whippy from Popeye's. They're going to that
business model. Probably not a good sign for the economy.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Probably got taco on credit.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Man, Yeah, that's not that's not good. All right. So
this is wild, man. I saw this over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
If you've not seen this, so I'm a little bit
of an archaeologist nerd, but a group of researchers claim
they found a massive city and a huge well a
couple huge vertical shafts buried underneath the pyramids in Egypt.
And when I saw this rendering of how big this.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is, I'm like, what, like.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
It would be hard to get a to find humans
nowadays with all the equipment of machinery they have to do.
What what they are saying is is done there. Experts
are skeptical about it, but it looks like yeah, they've
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well some research researchers say they've found a whole new
city or a whole another city under the pyramids, and
it is wild. We you see how far it's like.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Two hundred feet that to go down in these columns.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh, I thought it went a lot farther than that, and.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Then four thousand, well he's called them to like two
hundred feet and it goes like it goes a couple
thousand feet down and in one part it went four
thousand feet.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Down, right, they're saying it's almost a mile down in the pyramids.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah it's wild, but yeah, a lot of people are like,
don't know about then.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That would be wild.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Though, Like, say what it really shook up the old
archaeology world like big time.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
This weekend, we'll see if they actually do any sort
of digging or excavating to see what it is, because
right now it's just been radar photos.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, it's all these this new technology and they're like,
what is this so pretty interesting? The other experts in
the field, like the uh oh, the Prime Minister of Egypt,
he's all like this is crap. This is just stirring
up blah blah blah. He's like, yeah, here he is.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I want to hear from the scientists, so I don't
want to hear from the mayor of right, right here
we go.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
The Minister of Antiquities Aldamadi's slammed these claims utterly baseless.
He noted that documented archaeological research have not hinted of
any secret structures of this size. He explained that the
pyramids and their surrounding lands have been subject to decades
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of study and excavation by professional archaeologists. No evidence at all,
not one piece of evidence has emerged to support these claims. Well,
I think that's what they're just showing you, is the
new evidence there. It's like nobody's found it until nah. Right,
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So there's the new evidence you've been you know, I'm curious.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
About He's gonna be real embarrassed when they find out
the pyramids are actually spaceships. I know.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Man, it does give off that kind of vibe, right
because he's talking about these structures and these things.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So there's like giant shafts under there, which makes you think, eh, booster.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Rockets, cylinder structures extending two feet beneath pyramid, additional unknown
structures at the depth of four thousand feet.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
A press release.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Described defining his groundbreaking and it proven true, could rewrite
the history.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Of ancient Egypt. Man, what did you hear? Some forward
Raiders are the lost dark part?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You know, whatever is Indiana Jones can save us.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, he's gonna find a small token from an advanced civilization.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What's gonna happen is somebody is just gonna be taking
a little smoke break or something. They're gonna lean up
against the panel and it's just gonna go right across
and be like, oh wow, it's.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
A secret door, everybody, no wonder you haven't found it.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It's right here. Where's the stairwell going?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I leaned against the wall. Here's this ancient civilization and
spaceship job been looking for her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Just haven't leaned against enough walls yet.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right leaning against this one right here?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
All right, the hot mugshot girl decided to stretch her
fifteen minutes of fame in to half an hour. I
guess she got arrested Ogan Lily Stewart. She goes to
University of Georgia. She went viral last week. Thinks a
mugshot she took I think get arrested for speeding earlier
this month. She would talk to TMZ about it. Oh yeah,
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that's where she read some of the top comments, and
some of them are pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well then she got arrested again. Yeah, so.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
TMZ says she got arrested again earlier yesterday, but not
for speeding.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This time.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
They charged her with loitering and obstructing an officer.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So lording is such a blame chart, like.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You're hanging out where you're not supposed to be hanging out.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Basically, Yeah, it seems like it's such a stupid charge. Yeah,
I love the way they framed it up last week checked.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
They hadn't said exactly what she did, but it happened
in Athens where the University of George is. They did
buger a five twenty six in the morning. Oh okay,
that's pretty the rise of shine girl. She was doing
this at four o'clock. Then, Yeah, it's funny. They got
a side profile shot. Her mugshot isn't as flattering, but
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still pretty good. But yeah, she's in prison guard this time.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Still okay you go, Lily, ooh you're bad girl.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Jeah. Loitering is one of those like jaywalking.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Where yeah, it's funny because the way the story gets
framed up, they're like, oh, she's facing serious charges now
loitering and obstructing an officer.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
All okay, Like they could have all been solved with
a get out down here.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, go home.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
A group of guys in Georgia brokera world record on
Friday with a basketball game, but lasted five straight days,
one hundred and twenty one hours and three minutes they
were allowed to seven it out, so didn't get breaks,
they didn't raise money for a charity called most Men
Opposing Sex Trafficking say, the stunt raised over three hundred
thousand dollars. Wow, it's pretty impressive, right, it's a good
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fundraiser there.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, man, yeah, that's huge.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Actually five days on basketball.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Though, yeah, Men against sex trafficking. And then this isn't
a sex trafficking story, just interesting because three people have
been charged. At the shriff's office, they see the call
about a U haul cargo truck full of people.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh okay, sounds like trafficking to me.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Massave County Shriff's Office said, w's dispatching around eight am
on months firteenth about a U haul cargo truck parked
at the gas pumpet loves chucks up. That's in Richmond.
I know exactly where that is, as mccallas town man.
And interesting because so there was excuse me, there was
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six kids in the back and one adult and then
three adults in the cab.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Oh so there was an adult in the back watching them,
I mean kind of watching them babysitting. Would you call
that babysitting? How old is this adult. Yeah, it looks
like I mean, if it's eighteen, I mean they're still
at the kids table. I'm guessing at Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, ap were headed Michigan. So they're head from Michigan
and Florida. Six of them in the rear cargo compartment.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I mean, so it sounds like these kids rode from
at least Michigan to Kentucky. Yeah, and in there. That's
a good haul.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I mean it's not the most suitable conditions, But is
it that bad?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I mean, do they have phones? If they're on their phones,
they at least have enough little light in there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
TikTok, let your little light shine. I mean, yeah, they
had a.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Couple of lights, some quilts. This is the back of
a U haul cargo truck.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I mean, if you stop every three hours, maybe let
them stretch their legs.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I mean, you can stand up in the cargo truck
and stretch your legs. Get you find it much much
more adequate than say, I don't know, uh ma's the protege.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Do they have a pea bucket back there? If they
have a pea bucket, I.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Mean no, they could just pound on the back of
the truck. Help help it's not like they were screaming. Look,
it's here's the deal. You can rint with them, you
afs for nineteen bucks or something. Right, right, you drive
it down from Michigan and Florida one way. We're just
not alling dressers.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're all kids. Are they all their kids?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well it doesn't say, but it didn't say they were
trafficking the.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Kids, right, you know, I think as long as it's
your kids, knock yourself out.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
They were all charged three counts of want danged. Oh
we're just getting ride them kids, be all right? Uh,
this kind of shady way to get the kids right,
as long.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
As I stay seated though, I mean, I bet you're
you taught a rider wouldn't have a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Now they thoroughly enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I mean, as road trips go, having room to play
or oh you can shoot basketball back there.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
If you want to get on your bike, sure ride
your back around.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
So a flight from Dallas where to New York diverted
to Atlanta on Mars Sports teams when the passenger kept
flicking the lighter that they brought on board.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
So this passenger kept flicking the lighter.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
And he would not give it to the flight attendant,
who tried to confiscate it. The crew declared emergency had
to explain to the passenger that if he didn't turn
over his lighter, they had no choice but to get
the airbus on the ground to get him a I
believe you had to.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Hand over the lighter or stop lighting.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
It, right, So it wouldn't have been a problem had
he kept hit in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, the problem is he removed it and kept lighting it,
and they're not allowed to light it on the on
the plane.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I mean, stop being.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
An asshole, right, Like, dude, you're just putting everybody else
out because you're sitting there flicking your lighter.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You got a warning, probably got more than one warning, even.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, several.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
They landed and removed the passenger from the aircraft transport
into the area hospital for medical evaluation.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Passengers wondered how the man got lighter through a security
checkpoint in Dallas. But passengers are permitted to bring a
single lighter with him. They're just not allowed to quote,
make fire while on board of the aircraft.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
He better not ruin it for everybody else, now, he did, well,
he written for everybody on that plane. But I mean everybody.
Everybody I know. Man like, sorry, no lighters on board?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
I couldn't a carabener with a piece of flint on it?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, because I could make light. Because I thought it
was weird. I'm like, why can't I bring there?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
All right?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
And lastly, this is another pilot store. A twenty year
old Orthodox Jewish man from New Jersey is suing United Airlines.
He claims a pilot yanked him out of the bathroom
for taking too long. It happened on January twenty eight,
of a flying home from to Mexico with a friend.
A flight attendant woke his friend up from a nap
and tell him to go check on your friend because
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he'd been in a bathroom for more than twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh okay, the guy yelled.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Through the door that he was fine. He was just constipated.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Guess that happens a lot coming back from Mexico.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I bet you what happens At no point you get
minus Super's revenge.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You're not constipated.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Everybody's going way too much, the exact opposite of constipated.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Actually, that's what happens when you go to Mexico. Not
stop up. Now that never happens.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
You're down there because you got the thoroughfluss going on.
It's rolling, yeah, this guy. The guy yelled through the door,
blah blah blah. The pilot got involved after he'd still
not come out ten minutes after that, So more than
thirty minutes. Dude, you gotta get out to dunk toilet, right,
I mean sorry, come back when you're.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Ready to roll. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
It's not like you're at the airport with all kinds
of stalls. You're lucky if that plane's got three bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
The pilots are too.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
The pilot started to screaming hat the many he come
out immediately, and then broke the lock and opened the
door on him. The guy's pants were around his ankles
and his full junk was on display. He and his
friend got a handcuffed escored out the plane when Atlanta
Houston Airport cops put him in hold his cls, but
eventually released him without filing charges. Now they're both suing
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the United claiming that they were treated unfairly. They also
cleaned the pilot talked about talked to him about being Jewish,
and made an antisemitic remark you right. Anyway, the jury
will decide that they deserve to get paid or not.
And so how much United decline to comment on the lawsuit?
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Come on, thirty minutes plus you're on the toilet. You
gotta get off, bro.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Like anything more than five minutes, you're kind of a jerk.
And after ten, right, if it's not coming after ten,
it's not coming, buddy.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, Man, get off the dam toilet if they don't
give him anything, because you just this is the kind
of lawsuits just to hang up all the courts.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Get off the toilet, come back when you're ready to go.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You know, it's like, man, thirty minutes over thirty minutes
long enough, right, Dragon's ass off probably line all the
way up to the middle of the floor, right,