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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Cool a list of the top domestic honeymoon destinations. Well,
it's topped by Florida, Miami Beach, Lake Tahoe, Orlando, Napa
and Palm Springs are made the top destinations. So Florida
and California cities basically give me some beach.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No Niagara falls on there, huh.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Domestic honeymoon destinations.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Domestic New York. Yeah, but in the officially Canada, I
think one side is. I don't know where the touristy
side is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Mm hmm. I thought you had to go to Canada
see it. M like I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Were you in Canada?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah? Across the bridge? Uh chat GPT. The study out
today says, chat, listen to this. We've had it for
how long? Two years?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
About two and a half years here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Dude, chat GPT already eroding their critical thinking skills. That's
not good. When two years of it and we already
see erosion taking place. Oh, that's not good. Basically we're
getting dumber. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I feel like there might be some people that are
using it too much.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, clearly, clearly the case. Uh do you think that's
bringing down the overall curve?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't know. Like I use it to write Etsy
ads and other than that, that's about all I'm using.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Its pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
A lot of our salespeople. Some people use it like
I'm like you clearly just went to chat zbt and said,
there's a there's a I don't call it a oh
a sort of order that they user, a rhythm, but
they're kind of is you know. Yeah, after using formula
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a little bit, after.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Using it to write my my Etsy scripts, now when
I see other people that are using it for their
ATSI stuff, I'm like, oh, you're using AI for that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, exactly. You see the similarity, right, you know, there's
proof love it wrote in a critical thing skills, nobody's
thinking anymore. Uh. Seventy year old bee keeper in Spain
was so upset about being stopped by police that he
sticked his bees on officers. You mean to tell me
dud's got attack bees? That would be awesome, Yeah, I would.
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He's not a bee keeper, he's a b master. Apparently
he forced him to take shelter in nearby restaurant because
the bees were attacking him so bad. How does this
dude command bees? That's might need to look at that dude? Right?
You imagine just pointing right. If it's bees, like, get them.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
If it's sign language, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bees to me right, they're just floating around. That's like
a marvel, just waiting for you to point right.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Where's gonna point? Where's you gonna point? They just just
sting the everlasty poop out of whatever you point out. Uh,
People in various careers sharing industry secrets that they think
the public deserves to know. Care to know a couple
of scoop?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Sure? Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Like you should always wash new clothing before you wear it?
Do you do that? No? Really?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
If I get a new hoodie for Christmas, I'll wear
it two or three times before it's going in the wash.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Really, Yeah, I don't know. Definitely washed stuffre were what
about pants.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Now if I go buy a new pair of jeans,
I'll wear those for a couple of weeks before I
throw them in the wash.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Wow, okay, well you should always apparently watch them before
you wear it. There isn't get this. There is no
quote larger than normal call volume times you know every
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well we're experiencing, you know, larger than normal call volume
right now, that's it's all bys, Yes, hilarious. And apparently
people clean their underwear and the kettles in the hotel rooms.
Maybe the ice buckets.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh hell no, yeah, apparently I don't use a hotel
ice bucket. So when's the last.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Time you've been in a hotel? You and Julie? Last time?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Uh? Yeah, probably? I guess we went somewhere for New.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Year's let's see. Wow, more than one in four Americans
feel they need to make one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars or more to live comfortably. That's crazy, all right,
and moving on this this kind of wild. A new
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study out of England found that people who have a
lot of nightmares is that you, well, you're more likely
to drop dead.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh no, research.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Strack peel for several decades. It's crazy and the ones
who had nightmares at least once a week three times
is likely to die before the age seventy. Wow, And
why is that Freddy Freddy, Freddy Freddy. It's Freddy coming
to get him in their nightmare. Now they found having
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lots of nightmares. It just makes you age faster, because well,
our body's just fonded with distress the same way they
would in real life. Nightmares lead to prolonged elevation of
cortisol stress hormone. Basically, it's linked to faster cellular aging.
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Uh and it just well just wear's yacht called. You
look like you've been in a scary movie for a while.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's bad enough that your agent while you're awake, then
you're now you're agent while you're sleeping.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's just rough. You get up in the morning like
that can't be right? All right? This dude, a forty
four year old man a Florida's facing charges as the
cops say he broke into a vacant house because he
didn't want to go home with his angry wife. He's
happening in Davenport, Florida. I get a call. Police got
a call June ninth from a homeowner's neighbor who is
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watching the house. The neighbors said they saw lights turn
on and off, so the cops showed up check it out.
They found a guy making dinner. He'd also just finished
up filling up the bathtub with a nice warm bath. Oh,
I'm sure they're a little surprised. He admitted he did
not have permission to be in the house, and he
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did not even know the homeowners who are gone, he said,
any of His wife got in a big fight, and
he been there for four days. Oh that's more than
like staying overnight, right right, four days.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Just popping in because she's angry right now.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, he's facing multiple charges, filling charge for unarmed burglary.
No word whether his wife belled him out or how
angry she is now at him.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
She hasn't seen it four days, I bet.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You, yeah, but she's even more upset now, bro cost.
Anybody wants to try to handle a fight with their
wife just by breaking into somebody else's home and staying
there for a few days, probably not the correct path,
all right, So eighty four year old woman, her entire
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family was upset because in her will, Well, this eighty
four year old Canadian woman was so enamored with her
much younger. And here's the best part, professional companion and
mel escort. She left him well, most of her one
million dollar estate. And this dude is he's a straight
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up he's a jigglow. I didn't know they were still
at these like that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You know, I guess I wouldn't know where to get one.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
But relaxcuse nobody's accusing, you'll get one. The relatives apparently
got a big surprise. They did get a green light
to challenge the will. This guy Henry, Oh that's the
woman's name. So this woman's name, Henry it kep throws
you off a little bit. But Henry finalized her last
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will in August twenty twenty one. Three months later, she died,
and unbeknownst to her family, she led most of her
estate to a dude named Simon Garston, and apparently now
Henry's niece and nephew were trying to overturn her will.
Now niece and nephew.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, I don't know about that one. If it was kids,
i'd be a little more inclined to point their way.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
But a niece and a nephew that yeah, they claimed
that the deceased was subjected the undue influence by this
Simon guy. A presumption of undue influences established when the
nature of the relationship between parties demonstrates the potential for
domination to rebut the presumption the deceased must be shown
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to I have prepared his or her will of his
or her own, full, free and formed thought, so without influence.
Right now, she had Oh, she didn't have any kids, right.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Right, That's why the niece and the nephew. They're the
next in line as far as family members.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
And her husband predeceased her about seventeen years. I mean,
it's just a niece and nephew. So over six months,
Henry and the assignment character. So apparently we back up.
So following her husband's death, Henry, this woman enjoyed retaining
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and paying for the services of male escorts for the
purpose of companionship and sexual services. She's like, seventy eight, bro,
getn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I mean that's the life of dude. I mean, sometimes
you get a hotty and sometimes you got a seventy
eight year old.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Do you ever really get a hotty? I mean some
people lead you to believe maybe, but do you ever
really get a hottie. I don't think so. I think
you can get a whole bunch of biggins.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Bunch of seventy eight year olds.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah or biggins.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
So she retained companionship and sexual services. They met in
twenty twenty one meeting. Oh wow, all right, so they
met in person six months later. Over the next six months, oh,
they met in person several months later, and then over
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the next six months, Henry and this Simon guy's relationship
became closer. There were several overnight visits. They reportedly met
in person for the final time when he stayed three
nights at the elderly woman's home just as passed or
the October before she passed away. So she passed away December, okay,
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d he was hitting in it. She's eighty four.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I'm like, damn, dude, I don't even know how you
do that. Eighty four, bro, she was still getting it.
Can you believe that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
There you go?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I be honest, not known eighty four. These sexual and
companionship services that Simon provided were paid for by the
deceased and agreed on price, which was insignificant. However, that's
what the the was it the cousin or trying to Yeah,
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the nephews are trying to convince the court of like
he already got paid for those services. The wills should
be void and they should get the estate. But right,
I feel like she didn't have any kids. They're gonna
have a hard tow ofat man.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right, I could see if maybe Grandpa gave her money,
she didn't spend it all, And then the cousins are like,
that's rightfully ours, but I don't. She was married for
a long time before that.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, they say that he was in a position of
dominance and control, but Simon takes the opposite view. He
claims that she was an independent single woman who enjoyed
his company on her terms and because Henry paid him,
that's the girl he was listen to, this financially dependent
on her. He added, the deceased was in a position
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of dominance over him.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So he's claiming it was a sugar mama sort of situation. Yeah,
she was taking care of me.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
He gotta keep his same maintain the same lifestyle. This alimony.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Man, I can tell you who's gonna win biggest out
of us the lawyers.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh my god, can you imagine dude. What I mean, Wow,
I want to know how old he is? Man? Can
you find out? It doesn't say in the story, which
they should have really, they should have given that detail. Man.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Let me see if any of these other versions all
the same coffee.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I mean, that would be if dude's like thirty five.
Like you see it. You know what's weird because you
see that, you see that often enough. You don't see
it a lot, but you see it often enough. Well
you gotta look. No, Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson really
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to see it, right, He's seventy nine, she's twenty four.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So uh, this Garston guy, he's presently in his early thirties.
He's dude, so at the time it is he might
have been twenty eight twenty nine.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, man, Wow, he's in his upper twenties and he's
handing it to it. I mean at the time she's
seventy six, seventy seven.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wow, that is.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That is hashtag role reversal. Man.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Wow, as long as she was happy for the last
few years, does it matter? Yeah? I mean, sorry, nieces
and nephews.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Wow, he's got something y'all don't about six eight.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Maybe if you're a little nicer to her in her
final years. You would have been part of that.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, man, hey, she was a randy woman. Man ay
two eighty three, eighty four, still be like, Yo, come over,
I need your services. Wow dude, man, Wow, that's that's unbelievable.
They're not gonna get a penny, all right, they haven't
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stupid stories.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Apparently there's another person that's fighting for a piece of
this too. She had a personal trainer that thinks he
deserves a cut.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Oh he oh, he a personal trainer.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Well, but Henry the girl she had a personal trainer. Yes,
that guy right, thinks he deserves a piece too. Why
was she letting him hit it?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I don't know. She was a wild one.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think he was the one who was supposed to
get the money before she updated her will.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh okay, yeah too bad. So sad you're not doing
the dirty That changes everything?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So again, bumping the nieces and nephews down another notch
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Right, right, keep trying, keep trying,