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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories stop.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, all star, Yes you are stupid stories brought to
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A beautiful day we have in store for us today.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah, put this on your beautiful day, all right? Look
today International Whiskey Day and also National Viagra Day.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No way that those two.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's not a coincidence. Oh, that's all purpose right. A
study found the best states for surviving an alien invasion are.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Like, what's the criteria for that? I'm curious, Like, how
do they evaluate that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I would imagine you want to be away from other people.
I'm not sure why that would come into play.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
According to this study found the best states for surviving
an alien invasion of Virginia, Alabama in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Hmmm the first two.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I was beginning to question whether or not you should
be able to read or not for the alien invasion.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But uh, meg a million prizes are gonna get bigger.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Jackpots will now start at fifty million dollars instead of
twenty and the non jackpot prizes going up as well.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
BuzzFeed also cost you more for those they're charging five
dollars a ticket. They worked two dollars a ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That lame. So every ticket down.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Five bucks for the one lottery. The other lottery is
still two dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So BuzzFeed put together the list of everyday things that
kind of feel like a scam. You might want to
check it out because some of the things kind of
do feel like a scam, like processing fees, it feels
like a scam. Dental insurance totally does. Bottled water another
Remember everybody came out. I was like, wait, It's the
most abundant resource in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I will never buy a bottle of overpriced water.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You could just put it in this yere can carry
it around with you. There's water founains everywhere. Are you
out of your mind?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Bottled water? Next thing? You know, freaking everywhere. You're in Vegas.
It's hot and it's twelve dollars. Right, so this is
hilarious or rita, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
The Tater Tot French fry company, Delicious Delicious Alright, is
giving away free tater Tots for the Sweet sixteen because
the great grandson of the guy who invented him is
playing in the Sweet sixteen. His name is Richie Saunders.
He plays for BYU. His great grandfather launched or Rita
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French fries and tater tots in nineteen fifty two. The
reason he came up with tater tots. How cute is this?
He basically wanted something to do with all the leftover
parts of the French fries, the leftover pieces. So when
they cut French fries, they had little, you know, little
pieces of the potato left. He's like, what can I
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do with all this left over potato? Well, he squished
him all up, made him a little round thing. I guess,
fried him in some way. And man, they're delicious.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We now know it. It's tater tots. Man, that's a
brilliant idea.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I wonder how many people told that kid, No he didn't.
Whenever he'd bring up, my grandpa invented dater tots.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
No, no he didn't.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, sure enough, do you hey, do us all a favorite?
Tell your grandfather? We said, delicious? Uh, Pizza Hut is
bringing back its cheesy bites pizza. Speaking of delicious, it's
first time in six years. So instead of crust, it's
surrounded by a bunch of mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh okay, don't threaten me with more cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I don't hate that. A kid in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Listen to this creepy story. Kid in Kansas goes to
his babysitter and says, there's a monster under my bed.
Every parent's heard the story, right, I'm sure every babysitters
are the story. Hey there's a monster under my bed.
So the babysitter was like, stop saying there's a monster
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in your bed. No, there's a monster in my bed.
There really is. So in order to get the kid
to calm down, the babysitters like, you know what, all right, fine,
I'll go check just to make sure and show you
that nobody or no monsters under your bed. They go
into the bedroom, she gets down on the floor, She
lifts the what her bed spread or whatever, right, she
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lifts that up, and there's.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
A dude under there.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh no, straight, there's a dude underneath this kid's bed.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Hell no, tale to the now. Uh oh, hey that's
a dead ass dude. Cuz I'm gonna shoot that someone.
Bit it's real quick. I'm before I ask the single question. No,
you're dead. I'm gonna get my gun and you're gonna
be dead.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
He actually got away, He ran off the cuffs, did
identify him and arrested him, but he was able to
run off and escape.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean, if I was that babysitter, I would have
run off as well. I would have been yelling, ah,
there's a monster of the bed, and I'd be out
that house. Oh and hopefully i'd grabbed the kid to
take with me. But no guarantees, right, I just gotta
be faster than you.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Two drunk British soldiers they got community of service for
ripping the face off of a Paddington Bear statue.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Man, what Pattington Bear?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Guys? Why are you so mad? Fellas? I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
A Transatlantic flight out of Paris had to turn around
into somebody's seat swallowed their cell phone. They really turned
the plane around because they couldn't find a cell phone
in a seat. Oh no, And they were afraid rate
for this. These little whimpy ass crew members were worried
that the battery could explode. Uh, when's the last time
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you seen the battery explode on the cell phone? Like
you're gonna turn the plane around because the battery might explode.
I better have seen some batteries explode in the last
several years, right.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Not not seen any of them. Have you ever seen
a battery explode on a cell phone?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Not?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Heard about it? I never seen it?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Never seen it? Correct? Right, see the videos?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Look, I'm gonna be like, I figure chances are okay,
let's just continue to fight.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Can't we find the cell phone when we land? No?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
No, everybody, alright, No, they turned the flight around, they
found the cell phone.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
No they explode.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No, no, they explode. I'd be pissed you turn this
month flight around for the lost cell phone.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Like, if that flight turns around, I kind of want
the cell phone to explode.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, I guess when I'm on the ground, right right,
just how bad explosion isn't.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I don't know nothing about a cell phone before.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm like, come on, man, we might get struck by
lighting the two, but we don't turn the plane around
for it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Uh, all right, you're ready for the new fashion trend?
Did I'm in this? Brom you're in?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, there's one for you?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Huh huh? Yeah you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The new fashion trend is exposed butt cracks.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh yeah, man?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
All right, Look don't I don't say this is for everybody,
but I feel like exposed butt cracks. They say it's
the hot new thing in fashion. I say, this is
much more acceptable for the ladies than it is.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
For the men. And I will prove that point in
a matter of minutes. I will walk out of here
and I.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Expose the top of my ass cracked. Okay, now, and
see how many people say something before. I'm like, it's
a hot new fashion trend. Nobody's ass, it's perfect. They
all got to crack in it.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
So are we buying new means that are too big
for us? Or we not buttoning the top button or
what's the strategy?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm not sure about that because I don't expose my
I don't expose my butt crack a lot, right.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, no, no, no, no no, I am not looking,
not looking.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Maybe I need to undo the top button my belts
and done hangout. I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I am not your fashion advisor.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Totally showed him my ass just now, like I totally
look the other way. He did not. I think he
bit his lip.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A study found open relationship can be just as happy
as as satisfying as monogamous ones. Yeah right, you try
to tell that to my wife for half the part, right, Yeah,
but when.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You say that, every dude out there.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Is like, uh yeah, right, Uh, all right, man, admitst it. Well,
he stole a lot of money Cadbury cream eggs. This
dude stole three hundred dollars with Cadbury cream egs.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
His name was Dion de Grout.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
He was caught with all these stolen Cadbury cream eggs
inside of his jacket and a duffel bag.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh they're gonna melt there. Man.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
About eleven forty on Saturday night. They found this man.
It's funny. He was apparently just he went into a
gas station. I guess stole all the stole all the
Cadbury cream eggs there, and then stopped at another place
and stole them. Officers in a passing police car found
the boxes of chocolates and chocolate eggs, and his jacket
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and then his bag. And I guess he dropped one
double bag as the cost weer coming up to him.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
They checked it. It was full of the Eastern favorites too.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I mean, three hundred dollars worth of Cadbury creamgs seems
like a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Uh. And then lastly, it's not too often you get
a rabies story.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But today we got what a Michigan resident who received
the transplant kidney transplant in December. He died after being
infected with the rabies from the new organ. Oh A
public health investigation determined the well they contracted rabies through
the transplanted organ. The patient received the transplant at the
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Hospital Ohio in December and then died in January. The
statement did not include information about the identity of the
recipient or the type of organ that was transplanted.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
It was kidney, it says the end of the story.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Anyway, the donor was not a resident of Michigan or Ohio.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Says.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's kind of interesting because you would think they would
check it for that, but as you're reading the story
potential organ donors. The United States has screen for viruses, bacteria,
and other infections. However, rabies is not among those tests
because a it takes too long to test rabies, and
the infection of rabies is so rare in people, they
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don't warrant it doesn't warrant to test until now, right
all right, Uh, it looks like it's not always clear
right away that a person has contracted rabies. The initial
symptoms of similar to those who are flew, including fever, headache,
and nausea. Uh, the illness progresses. Patients did experience difficulties
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swallowing excess to salivation.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And hallucinations.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh man, I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Know why I'm tripping. We're I sure do have a
wet mouth. Uh, that is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It says if a person does not seek medical care
quickly after having been scratched or bitten by a potentially
infected animal, rabies is oftentimes fatal.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Man, you would never believe an organ, especially a kidney,
that rabies like damn.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, if you're going in for a transplant today, you
might just bring up rabies and see what they say.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Rabies. No, it's not something we normally test for.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Just for a little peace of mind, can you do
the rabies testing.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
If people start showing off their ass crack all day,
you might want to get tested for rabies a little
bit more often. Are you salvating?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
No? No, I'm not scoop. You wanna see again, No,