April 21, 2025 • 18 mins
Man gets attacked on an Arizona street; gets his eye popped out.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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All right, thank you air Comfort. All right. So let's
dive into it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know, being friends with somebody, well it could depend
on the other person smell you. Uh yeah yeah. Who
you become friends with could depend on their smell. Well,
I think everybody's known that. I mean, if you think
we're not gonna be friends with you, I don't know
how to put that any other way. So this company
(00:41):
cops in Mississippi pulled a vehicle over for track violation,
and they thought they smelled the marijuana. So on is
that the marijuana be smelling there? So they asked the
driver if he been smoking any of the marijuana. You
know what the driver did?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You hand the opposite joint? Heay hap before twenty body?
Here you go? No?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm getting arrested?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh? To you?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A Scientists claim they've discovered a new color.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
New color.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, they say that no Hwan has ever seen it before.
It's apparently a blue green color that scientists are called Olo.
Olo Olo. Okay, you will google it. See what it
looks like. Man, they pop up on the screen with
some turquoise crap. I'm be pissed, right, is it sea foam?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What is it? Olo? Can my computer even handle it? Possible?
New color is so rare that only five people have
seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, let's see it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Teal is as close as you can get to seeing
the new color without having your eyes lasered.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What laser eyes?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I'm in color. That's impossible to see without lasering
your ret Nos.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It looks like a fancy teal if you want to be.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Looks like there is just under ten million colors you
can see without your eyes being lasered.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh whatever, man, Okay, well, congratulations for everybody has their
eyes lasered.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
There's a new color you can see. So uh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The most expensive cocktail in the world just sold for
more than forty thousand dollars in Dubai.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was created by who cares?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Who's paying forty thousand dollars for a market They drunk
it forty grand?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Has it got diamonds in it? Because that's usually the.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Case, It's called the Maestro. No, it's created by a
mixologist known as.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Mice Show.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know what it is in that thing that
would make somebody drink forty thousand dollars worth of I
don't know it's a fuse of gold or something so
crap like that. What was the what was the drink
the alcohol that had gold in it? Goat soger?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, yeah, that was real gold, right, sure was would
lose their ass.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Now supposely you'd get like I think somebody did, like
the measurement of it, and they got like seventy five
cents worth of gold out of that.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Back then, back then now that it would be worth
seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The first human versus robot half marathon went down in China.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Who do you think won? Hmmm? I think we got it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, So I think they they say this is the
reason they do this is to make us feel more
confident and comfortable around these things.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They say, human won it, not a chance man.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Right. Out of the twenty one robots that they had running,
six of them actually finished the half marathon. A lot
of them just overheated in the sun, couldn't handle.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The temperatures, and they didn't even have the the dog
robots running right those they were there watching, waiting for
a human to step out of line so they canna
attack it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, these were strictly two legged walking slash running robots.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No wheels, no bipeds, right right right, Just so apparently
it was a thirteen point one mob.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Course.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's interesting when you see these things, man, because they looked.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Just some of them were really small too. They were
only like a foot and a half tall. Oh really yeah,
which you know doesn't do well for your stride length.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But some of them are freakishly human looking, like.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh wow, I didn't realize I didn't see that one
with the hair.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If you put some of them have like the humanoid
robot face, others have a human face with hair, and
I'll be there, it looks just like like like a
movie scene.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Bro. It's like it's kind of sketchy, like that looks.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Just like a human that right there. The arms are
a little thin. It kind of makes me think she
was like a quadriplegic and they gave her, you know,
the robot parts. But yeah, if you just saw that
as a robot, right, Like, if you just saw that
at the mall. You'll be like, oh, that's a you
think it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Was a human?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, dude, a really good manniquin.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I mean, it's kind of sketchy, to be honest, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, so the dog robots were on hand, uh, to
just terrify the hell out of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And let's be honest, these things.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You could turn these things up to run significantly faster
than the humans. The weird ones are the ones that like,
it looks like my kids should have playing in the
living room.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The small ones, they're good.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No wonder they didn't finish, you know, I mean, yeah,
like a t's robot is that's a toy at this point.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Like the scale, he's running like three marathons.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
There's a photo of one one of the little toy
robots laying down. It looks like the dudes yelling at
it like get up, you suck.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's that Chinese encouragement.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, man, get up and finish the race, robot, You
dumb ass robot. That's not the nice way to talk
to your robots. But I'm telling you, man, the one
with the hair, and.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah dude, yeah, yeah, robot gets.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Up mad at you I was trying. Okay, you programmed
to be wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Damn it's sketchy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Three police officers in Montana they were caught playing crime bingo.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That funny.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So, while on duty, they filled in square.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
And try to get their bingo car. They try to
fill in squares on their Bingo card, things like you're
ready for this quote, do a search warrant on a car? Okay,
So they would have to pull the car over, and
if they could get a search warrant done in a car,
they get to fill in their car. So cops playing bingo. Look,
(07:25):
I'm not gonna call that well. It is a blatant
abusive power. However, it's a fun one. It's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's right up there on the Super Troopers list of
fun things to do.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's come on, that's funny. I don't care who you are.
Crime bingo. Make that a reality.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I kind of want to make my own cards and
go hand them out to police officers.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Right here, you go, good luck today, Go in.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Out card and go play the Meau game with somebody.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So a woman in Canada says she is at her
wits end because squirrels keep wrecking her cars.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
The squirrels are wrecking the cars.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Look use a mass blocker. Oh yeah, it gets her
of squirrels rodents.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So let you know.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
So apparently chat GPT people are saying please and thank
you to chat GPT, and it's wasting millions and millions
of dollars in computing power. This is how we have
it wrong and the Chinese have it right right. So
(08:37):
people don't realize when you say things like please and
thank you, it still requires the open AI to process.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It, right. It processes it like anything else.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And so when it's processing, it just burning through all
this energy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Our versions of this open AI and chat GPT things
like that, unlike the Chinese versions where they used you know,
older computers and computing to handle the simple stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But yeah, when you ask chat GPT, for example, when
you say things like thank you, oh, you're just throwing
it for a loop.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's see, there's a guy in Brooklyn who was spotted
riding his bike balancing a refrigerator on his head.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And it was a full size refrigerator. It wasn't like
a little how is that possible? It did look a
little fake to.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Me, did it?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But they're all saying it's real, so.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I gotta see it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I mean, if it's a real refrigerator, like like you know,
six seven foot tall fridge, My god, it's not like
a full thing, like a medium size fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's bouncing that on his head.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Holy moly, Like that's bigger than like a dorm fridge.
It's got a separate freezer. And the guy behind him
riding like, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
How was he bouncing that on his head?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Come on, get him a circus job.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Damn. All right, so let's talk about the Red Robin pass.
Apparently we all tried, at least we didn't, hear. I
don't know how you guys did.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
We tried? Last week read Robin Houns.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
They were selling those bottomless Burger passes, which would you know,
basically get you a burger and the bottomless side every
day for the entire month of May, and they were
selling him for twenty bucks. Well as expected, they sewed
out instantly, and even worse, the website crashed. So many
(10:53):
people weren't able to get the satisfaction of scene.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You know that they were too late or whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Red Robins said, uh oh, they never said how many
of the passes they were selling, only that there was
a limited number of them, and they would go quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh did they did?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they went, They went super fast. Some fans
so frustrated. Once said, I spent literally an hour refreshing
for the burger pass. Got nothing, no sign nothing. That's
what we did. We look good it good.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It Nope, nope, nope, we hit refreshed till it gave
us an error.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
They said, they kind of apologize to the cycle going down.
We did everything we could anticipate interest in the bottomless
Burger Pass, but due to overwhelming excitement, our website and
supporting systems crash.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well what do you expect?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Man? They're hypening in another Sweet Sakes that offers free
burgers for a year.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All right.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
They say there's only gonna be twelve winners for that one,
so that doesn't really exclude us, right, or include us?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I feel like, if there's only one hundred passes for
that Red Robenberger thing, that beat, oh man, I feel
like you have to offer at least one per location.
Oh yeah, I'm like, I don't know how many Red
Robbins there are, but I feel like there's gotta be
a thousand of those.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm sure they offered more than one hundred of those. Like, well,
if they only offered one hundred, I.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was smart on their marketing team.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Man, I mean, whoever came up that idea'll probably get
a raise. But wow, f you if.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's Kate brought in two grand right, right, got a
lot of marketing on.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So here's something kind of funny to Florida. Sun baths
have been run over this year, and they're going to say,
how safe is beachs driving in Florida? Look, two incidents
this year in which vehicles struck beach goers. They going
to say, it's a it's an Ormond beach. Yeah, Ormond Beach.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Whoa is that a good one?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, it's right outside Daytoning, Cocoa Beach, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Anyway, here's how you avoid this. You uh, you make
it all clothing optional.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Clothing optional fixes this.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, because if you're driving a car, you won't run
over the people for even twousy staring at him like
nobody's gonna be looking out. You may hit another car,
but you ain't gonna run over anybody busy looking. Uh. Look,
when we go outside, we gotta worry about what here
in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, maybe get a sunburn, right, you know, maybe
you go downtown.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
There's been a little couple of things from downtown that
have been a little sketchy.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But at least we don't have to worry about I
don't know, a lion tacking us.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh no, don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Naobi National Park is home with animals such as lions, buffalo's, trafts, uh, leopards, cheetahs.
Looks like a few other things on this list. This
fourteen year old girl, she was apparently in this community
on the outskirts of this Narobi National Park. His child
(14:12):
was snatched up from her residential compound by a lion.
She was drug off the ranch and sad. Because the
alarm was raised by another teenager, Rangers followed the tracks
to the nearby river and found the primary school girls
(14:33):
remains from where the lion had devoured the majority of her.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Ohh man just came into wherever they were living like
a little farm and dragged her.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Away, dragged her to the river and assumed, yeah, I mean, look,
we know a lot of things to worry about, but
being eaten by a lion not necessarily those things we
worried about now, I mean, wow, what uh? But then
you got this, didn't you have stories like this? And
(15:03):
you go, well, maybe we should worry. A manager recovering
after an unprovoked attack left him without an eyeball. Oh yeah,
the unnamed Arizona man was walking down a Phoenix street.
According to court documents, he passed the man outside of restaurant.
(15:25):
This man identified as Daniel Lanx. They looked at each
other and he just asked.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
How was going? Hey man, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What's right?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, apparently you don't ask mister Lanx, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Go ahead ask me something similar school, so, uh, what's
up there? Will don't kill you man?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh? Who whoa, that's basically it. He uh, he said,
how you doing? And uh the mister Lanx guy, well,
he answered he was gonna whoop his ass, and then
he came up behind the man. He didn't think anything
of it, Lanx. This guy came up behind the man
who just asked how he was doing, stuck his finger
(16:07):
into the man's right eye socket, oh right, from behind,
and pulled his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Out, oh all the way out.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Huh yeah, And then the man obviously went to the ground.
When he went to the ground, the man jumped on
top of him and started punching him. Broke his jaw.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh, I mean wow.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
When police arrived at the man's house, I like this
man immediately went to home and his girlfriend called nine
to one one. Yeah, imagine. So when police got there,
they asked the man who removed a tally he was
holding against his face.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh, and he quickly realized. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
They quickly realized his eyeball was dangling out of his
socket in Arizona. Just hey, man, how you doing y'all?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Keep your head on a swivel.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Don't talk to people.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Be aware of your surroundings, like especially with sketchy.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ask people like that, I got yells, I'm gonna kill you.
Keep an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think he got I'm gonna kill you right when
he jumped on.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Him, he popped.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
A man in New York started a three alarm fire
last week. Was damnaged three homes and several cars after
setting fire to well to his intimacy items. To say
the least, he had a rubber doll and a rubberized uh.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Booty. Yeah, we'll just call that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, he was setting fire to him outside thirty seven
year old arsist.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
His name was Harry Torres.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
He told investigators that he started the fire in the
backyard of his house and he was just burning his
sex toys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh you know, I just I.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Just burning my six toys because three long fire man.
Uh yeah. Nobody has said why he set fire to him,
just that he was Nobody was injured, but an eighty
seven year old woman was forced to flee a home
damage extensive damage to three separate properties. He's been charged
(18:14):
with arson and reckless endangerment. Plus he's got that story
on his like Google search for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh you're the burning sex toys guy.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You're the dude that burned down three properties because you
lit your plate your plate toy on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's just embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
He's gonna be the talk of the twentieth reunion, right,
So have you been?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Man, they heard about what happened.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Air Comfort, your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, thank you air Comfort. All right. So let's
dive into it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You know, being friends with somebody, well it could depend
on the other person smell you. Uh yeah yeah. Who
you become friends with could depend on their smell. Well,
I think everybody's known that. I mean, if you think
we're not gonna be friends with you, I don't know
how to put that any other way. So this company
(00:41):
cops in Mississippi pulled a vehicle over for track violation,
and they thought they smelled the marijuana. So on is
that the marijuana be smelling there? So they asked the
driver if he been smoking any of the marijuana. You
know what the driver did?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What did he do?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
You hand the opposite joint? Heay hap before twenty body?
Here you go? No?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm getting arrested?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Uh? To you?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A Scientists claim they've discovered a new color.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
New color.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, they say that no Hwan has ever seen it before.
It's apparently a blue green color that scientists are called Olo.
Olo Olo. Okay, you will google it. See what it
looks like. Man, they pop up on the screen with
some turquoise crap. I'm be pissed, right, is it sea foam?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What is it? Olo? Can my computer even handle it? Possible?
New color is so rare that only five people have
seen it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, let's see it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Teal is as close as you can get to seeing
the new color without having your eyes lasered.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
What laser eyes?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I'm in color. That's impossible to see without lasering
your ret Nos.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It looks like a fancy teal if you want to be.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Looks like there is just under ten million colors you
can see without your eyes being lasered.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh whatever, man, Okay, well, congratulations for everybody has their
eyes lasered.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
There's a new color you can see. So uh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
The most expensive cocktail in the world just sold for
more than forty thousand dollars in Dubai.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It was created by who cares?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Who's paying forty thousand dollars for a market They drunk
it forty grand?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Has it got diamonds in it? Because that's usually the.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Case, It's called the Maestro. No, it's created by a
mixologist known as.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Mice Show.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know what it is in that thing that
would make somebody drink forty thousand dollars worth of I
don't know it's a fuse of gold or something so
crap like that. What was the what was the drink
the alcohol that had gold in it? Goat soger?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Oh, yeah, that was real gold, right, sure was would
lose their ass.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Now supposely you'd get like I think somebody did, like
the measurement of it, and they got like seventy five
cents worth of gold out of that.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Back then, back then now that it would be worth
seventy five dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The first human versus robot half marathon went down in China.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Who do you think won? Hmmm? I think we got it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, So I think they they say this is the
reason they do this is to make us feel more
confident and comfortable around these things.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
They say, human won it, not a chance man.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Right. Out of the twenty one robots that they had running,
six of them actually finished the half marathon. A lot
of them just overheated in the sun, couldn't handle.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
The temperatures, and they didn't even have the the dog
robots running right those they were there watching, waiting for
a human to step out of line so they canna
attack it.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, these were strictly two legged walking slash running robots.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No wheels, no bipeds, right right right, Just so apparently
it was a thirteen point one mob.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Course.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's interesting when you see these things, man, because they looked.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Just some of them were really small too. They were
only like a foot and a half tall. Oh really yeah,
which you know doesn't do well for your stride length.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
But some of them are freakishly human looking, like.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh wow, I didn't realize I didn't see that one
with the hair.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
If you put some of them have like the humanoid
robot face, others have a human face with hair, and
I'll be there, it looks just like like like a
movie scene.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Bro. It's like it's kind of sketchy, like that looks.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Just like a human that right there. The arms are
a little thin. It kind of makes me think she
was like a quadriplegic and they gave her, you know,
the robot parts. But yeah, if you just saw that
as a robot, right, Like, if you just saw that
at the mall. You'll be like, oh, that's a you
think it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Was a human?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, dude, a really good manniquin.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I mean, it's kind of sketchy, to be honest, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Yeah, so the dog robots were on hand, uh, to
just terrify the hell out of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And let's be honest, these things.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You could turn these things up to run significantly faster
than the humans. The weird ones are the ones that like,
it looks like my kids should have playing in the
living room.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
The small ones, they're good.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
No wonder they didn't finish, you know, I mean, yeah,
like a t's robot is that's a toy at this point.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Like the scale, he's running like three marathons.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
There's a photo of one one of the little toy
robots laying down. It looks like the dudes yelling at
it like get up, you suck.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's that Chinese encouragement.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, man, get up and finish the race, robot, You
dumb ass robot. That's not the nice way to talk
to your robots. But I'm telling you, man, the one
with the hair, and.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's how it starts.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah dude, yeah, yeah, robot gets.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Up mad at you I was trying. Okay, you programmed
to be wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Damn it's sketchy.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Three police officers in Montana they were caught playing crime bingo.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Listen to.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
That funny.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So, while on duty, they filled in square.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
And try to get their bingo car. They try to
fill in squares on their Bingo card, things like you're
ready for this quote, do a search warrant on a car? Okay,
So they would have to pull the car over, and
if they could get a search warrant done in a car,
they get to fill in their car. So cops playing bingo. Look,
(07:25):
I'm not gonna call that well. It is a blatant
abusive power. However, it's a fun one. It's a fun one.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's right up there on the Super Troopers list of
fun things to do.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That's come on, that's funny. I don't care who you are.
Crime bingo. Make that a reality.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I kind of want to make my own cards and
go hand them out to police officers.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Right here, you go, good luck today, Go in.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Out card and go play the Meau game with somebody.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So a woman in Canada says she is at her
wits end because squirrels keep wrecking her cars.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
The squirrels are wrecking the cars.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Look use a mass blocker. Oh yeah, it gets her
of squirrels rodents.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So let you know.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
So apparently chat GPT people are saying please and thank
you to chat GPT, and it's wasting millions and millions
of dollars in computing power. This is how we have
it wrong and the Chinese have it right right. So
(08:37):
people don't realize when you say things like please and
thank you, it still requires the open AI to process.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It, right. It processes it like anything else.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And so when it's processing, it just burning through all
this energy.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Our versions of this open AI and chat GPT things
like that, unlike the Chinese versions where they used you know,
older computers and computing to handle the simple stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But yeah, when you ask chat GPT, for example, when
you say things like thank you, oh, you're just throwing
it for a loop.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's see, there's a guy in Brooklyn who was spotted
riding his bike balancing a refrigerator on his head.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And it was a full size refrigerator. It wasn't like
a little how is that possible? It did look a
little fake to.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Me, did it?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But they're all saying it's real, so.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
I gotta see it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I mean, if it's a real refrigerator, like like you know,
six seven foot tall fridge, My god, it's not like
a full thing, like a medium size fridge.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He's bouncing that on his head.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Holy moly, Like that's bigger than like a dorm fridge.
It's got a separate freezer. And the guy behind him
riding like, no big deal.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
How was he bouncing that on his head?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Come on, get him a circus job.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Damn. All right, so let's talk about the Red Robin pass.
Apparently we all tried, at least we didn't, hear. I
don't know how you guys did.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
We tried? Last week read Robin Houns.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
They were selling those bottomless Burger passes, which would you know,
basically get you a burger and the bottomless side every
day for the entire month of May, and they were
selling him for twenty bucks. Well as expected, they sewed
out instantly, and even worse, the website crashed. So many
(10:53):
people weren't able to get the satisfaction of scene.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You know that they were too late or whatever you
want to call it.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Red Robins said, uh oh, they never said how many
of the passes they were selling, only that there was
a limited number of them, and they would go quickly.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Oh did they did?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they went, They went super fast. Some fans
so frustrated. Once said, I spent literally an hour refreshing
for the burger pass. Got nothing, no sign nothing. That's
what we did. We look good it good.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It Nope, nope, nope, we hit refreshed till it gave
us an error.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
They said, they kind of apologize to the cycle going down.
We did everything we could anticipate interest in the bottomless
Burger Pass, but due to overwhelming excitement, our website and
supporting systems crash.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well what do you expect?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Man? They're hypening in another Sweet Sakes that offers free
burgers for a year.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All right.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
They say there's only gonna be twelve winners for that one,
so that doesn't really exclude us, right, or include us?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I feel like, if there's only one hundred passes for
that Red Robenberger thing, that beat, oh man, I feel
like you have to offer at least one per location.
Oh yeah, I'm like, I don't know how many Red
Robbins there are, but I feel like there's gotta be
a thousand of those.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
I'm sure they offered more than one hundred of those. Like, well,
if they only offered one hundred, I.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was smart on their marketing team.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Man, I mean, whoever came up that idea'll probably get
a raise. But wow, f you if.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's Kate brought in two grand right, right, got a
lot of marketing on.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So here's something kind of funny to Florida. Sun baths
have been run over this year, and they're going to say,
how safe is beachs driving in Florida? Look, two incidents
this year in which vehicles struck beach goers. They going
to say, it's a it's an Ormond beach. Yeah, Ormond Beach.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Whoa is that a good one?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, it's right outside Daytoning, Cocoa Beach, all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Anyway, here's how you avoid this. You uh, you make
it all clothing optional.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Clothing optional fixes this.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, because if you're driving a car, you won't run
over the people for even twousy staring at him like
nobody's gonna be looking out. You may hit another car,
but you ain't gonna run over anybody busy looking. Uh. Look,
when we go outside, we gotta worry about what here
in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I mean, maybe get a sunburn, right, you know, maybe
you go downtown.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
There's been a little couple of things from downtown that
have been a little sketchy.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
But at least we don't have to worry about I
don't know, a lion tacking us.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh no, don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Naobi National Park is home with animals such as lions, buffalo's, trafts, uh, leopards, cheetahs.
Looks like a few other things on this list. This
fourteen year old girl, she was apparently in this community
on the outskirts of this Narobi National Park. His child
(14:12):
was snatched up from her residential compound by a lion.
She was drug off the ranch and sad. Because the
alarm was raised by another teenager, Rangers followed the tracks
to the nearby river and found the primary school girls
(14:33):
remains from where the lion had devoured the majority of her.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Ohh man just came into wherever they were living like
a little farm and dragged her.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Away, dragged her to the river and assumed, yeah, I mean, look,
we know a lot of things to worry about, but
being eaten by a lion not necessarily those things we
worried about now, I mean, wow, what uh? But then
you got this, didn't you have stories like this? And
(15:03):
you go, well, maybe we should worry. A manager recovering
after an unprovoked attack left him without an eyeball. Oh yeah,
the unnamed Arizona man was walking down a Phoenix street.
According to court documents, he passed the man outside of restaurant.
(15:25):
This man identified as Daniel Lanx. They looked at each
other and he just asked.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
How was going? Hey man, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
What's right?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, apparently you don't ask mister Lanx, how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Go ahead ask me something similar school, so, uh, what's
up there? Will don't kill you man?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh? Who whoa, that's basically it. He uh, he said,
how you doing? And uh the mister Lanx guy, well,
he answered he was gonna whoop his ass, and then
he came up behind the man. He didn't think anything
of it, Lanx. This guy came up behind the man
who just asked how he was doing, stuck his finger
(16:07):
into the man's right eye socket, oh right, from behind,
and pulled his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Out, oh all the way out.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Huh yeah, And then the man obviously went to the ground.
When he went to the ground, the man jumped on
top of him and started punching him. Broke his jaw.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Oh, I mean wow.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
When police arrived at the man's house, I like this
man immediately went to home and his girlfriend called nine
to one one. Yeah, imagine. So when police got there,
they asked the man who removed a tally he was
holding against his face.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Oh, and he quickly realized. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
They quickly realized his eyeball was dangling out of his
socket in Arizona. Just hey, man, how you doing y'all?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Keep your head on a swivel.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Don't talk to people.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Be aware of your surroundings, like especially with sketchy.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ask people like that, I got yells, I'm gonna kill you.
Keep an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think he got I'm gonna kill you right when
he jumped on.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Him, he popped.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
A man in New York started a three alarm fire
last week. Was damnaged three homes and several cars after
setting fire to well to his intimacy items. To say
the least, he had a rubber doll and a rubberized uh.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Booty. Yeah, we'll just call that.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, he was setting fire to him outside thirty seven
year old arsist.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
His name was Harry Torres.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
He told investigators that he started the fire in the
backyard of his house and he was just burning his
sex toys.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Oh you know, I just I.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Just burning my six toys because three long fire man.
Uh yeah. Nobody has said why he set fire to him,
just that he was Nobody was injured, but an eighty
seven year old woman was forced to flee a home
damage extensive damage to three separate properties. He's been charged
(18:14):
with arson and reckless endangerment. Plus he's got that story
on his like Google search for the rest of his life.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh you're the burning sex toys guy.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You're the dude that burned down three properties because you
lit your plate your plate toy on fire.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
That's just embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
He's gonna be the talk of the twentieth reunion, right,
So have you been?
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Man, they heard about what happened.
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