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March 31, 2025 • 12 mins
Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stole y'all all stop stupid stories brought to you.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
By air Comfort, your local carrier experts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, now, look, I just want to point out here
this is not how I feel about things. But but
you know, probably a good way to get I don't know,
to ensure good old fashioned haunting. A couple in Florida
were caught getting it on on a grave at a
local cemetery. Oh okay, look, I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
When I died, I'm in a dirt.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
All my friends, all my homies, have permission to bring
their shoulders over and get down on my grave. I'm
not sure why you want to do that, but I'm
all right with it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I'm hoping they're wearing protection. That's how you get spawn
of Satan babies.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, by cemetery sex right, unprotected cemetery sexite.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
As long as they don't get knocked up, they're okay.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, well.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Mm hmm, I can horns on it this.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Go out to the cemetery and do it, Okay. A
woman issuing American Airlines. Look, and it shouldn't just be
this woman. I've been like everybody should.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
What what are we doing.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
For emotional distress?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
They stressed me out about something.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm expressed about. I don't think I can fly anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Did you have an airline? Took it with American Airlines?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, sir, I just watched the news.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
But they stressed me out.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Uh apparently, she assuming American Airlines have to be a
forced to sit next to a man who who pleasured himself.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
For nearly an hour day.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
An hour? You should have helped him out if it
wouldn't take that.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Long, at least ring the bell, get somebody over there.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
An hour? Who don't the fellow didn't take us that long? Wow? Anyway,
says crew members refuse to do anything about it. What
you want him to do?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I belt?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Speed things along?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wow? Excuse me, sir? Could you make sure you're you
fasten your seatbelt? Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But yeah? An hour?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Thirty four year old man in Wisconsin was arrested after
a female coworker caught him on camera spiking her soda
coke at work.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Oh what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Like? You were so dateless and desperate? You spiking women's
drinks at work?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I feel like that's one of the few places where
you're like, Okay, I can leave my can of soda
while I could go to the bathroom. I guess not anymore,
thirty four year old dude.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Come on, man, you crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
A New Jersey mayor was arrested for drunk driving while
her son was in the car with her on the
afternoon of Saint Patrick's Day. Oh damn, imagine that's a mayor, right,
a Jersey mayor.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I know I'm going to your jet. I'm the mayor.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
But there's a lot of people out there that were like,
guess who did shots with the mayor today?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
But I did? And another person of a guess who
do the shots with the mayor's son.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Sat Patrick's Day? Something worth mentioning.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
A man of Texas has filed a civil lawsuit against
the man accused of king Oh look at this, Look
at this school. He's fired a lawsuit against the man
accused of Keen is Tesla.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
You know why?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Why?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Emotional distress?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh I'm so but Tesla got keyed again.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh that's funny. Wow.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Apparently a woman in Florida facing a felony charge of
vandalism after sticking a big, huge water gum under the
door handle of a Tesla, causing twenty six hundred dollars
in damages.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
For a little gum under the handle.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Apparently it's a big bunch of gum.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
But yeah, whatever, Still, I feel like you ought to
be able to watch a hold pack a hub abubba
up under there be fine, onder what twenty six It
must have a sensor, some kind of sensor.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Look those yeah people are so stupid a A. Let's
just be honest and if you're if you're vandalizing somebody's
car because you don't agree with their political opinion, you
are ridiculously stupid. I mean, you're just as an individual,
you're you're just a stupid human being. However, you should

(04:48):
know because you are so stupid that those cars, in
those trucks have cameras all over them, Like whenever you
walk within a certain distance to that vehicle, it's gonna
start filming you.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's like a ring doorbell. Yeah, you can't get to
the door without it knowing who you are or at
least seeing him.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And besides, people are allowed to have differences. Relax, God.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Incident. No oh okay, so I thought maybe the emotional
distress was I put my hand in something gross.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, no, that was just because my kid he deesla.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Again. A guy in England found an old lottery ticket
inside of his car. Now this, when you read this story,
you can't believe it because the old lottery ticket apparently
was in his floorboard along with a bunch of like
you know, energy drinks and hot dog packs and everything else.
It was so wadded up and dirty. The machine wouldn't

(05:43):
even take it when he first brought it in. Oh yeah,
it wouldn't scan because it was so crumbled up, so
he had to like flat it out, wipe it off
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
They scanned it again. He won one point three million dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, Yeah, here's what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
He said, he's been scraping by lately, right, he didn't
even know that the lottery ticket had hit and it
was like one of the final weeks he could cash in.
That's how long I've been right in the floorboard of
his car. He didn't lock his car. He hadn't have
his car locked for over a week, and this trash
and lottery ticket just laying in the floorboard of this car.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And he's worth one point three million dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Wow, that day if it was a briefcase full of
money that pitch would have got.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Stolen, right man, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Uh So.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
One of the most popular tourist attractions in San Francisco
is a street called Lombard Street. It's the crookedest street
in the world.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
If you ever go visit somebody in San Francisco, they're
gonna drive you down.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Okay, but it looks like crooked streets are going to
become a lot more common. So this, this is the
dumbest experiment their streets in Philadelphia, they recently have been
painted basically with zigzagging patterns, even though the road itself

(07:14):
is completely straight. The road has a change. They buffed
off all the white lines, all the yellow lines, and
basically made a bunch of zigzag patterns in the repainting
of the roads, so that the lanes are really really wavy,
but the double yellow line in the middle is really

(07:34):
wavy along with it. So it just looks like you
gotta follow this winding road even though the road is
straight like a so yeah, you know, it looks like
the wet roads sign, you know, or it's just got
a car that is doing a bunch of you know,
it looks like a burnout of be honest, it's just
it's interesting. That is how they're gonna slow down a drivers.

(08:00):
This is a new effort to slow down drivers. There's
warning signs talking about a new pattern, and the idea
is that this will slow people down. It really is
more confusing than anything else. Even the locals are like,
this is ridiculous, police say, neighbors are complaining about it.
They say this traffic. They call it a traffic coming measure.

(08:25):
It's too soon to see if it's if it fixed
the problem. Uh, they say, our traffic engineers have determined
that this is the best course of action for the
area ensure safety of local residents. And it goes on
to say locals are not impressed. They're calling it ridiculous, awkward, weird,
and an eye saw it even worse. It might not
even work. One person says, right now, everybody's just driving

(08:47):
right through the.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Middle of it.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Others have wondered why this solution instead like speed bump
signs or flashing lights. It looks like the zigzag is
sticking around, at least for now.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's it really.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Does look odd when you see it. What it's like
Somebody who's trunk when they're painting the signs.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Right. I wonder if the cops are gonna sit out
there and be like, we saw you cross that double yellow. Yeah, Like, well,
I didn't have a lot of choice.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was just going straight. It's crazy. It's stupid looking.
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
A man of Portland, organ says that somebody keeps leaving
gallons at pee in his recycling bin.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
He had local news show up and this story about it.
He shows them eight large water bottles and juice and
jugs that are filled with well it looks to the urine,
he says, been having it over six months, and he
noticed it because the recycling service refuses to take the
big jugs of urine.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Oh, because it's a bio hazard. They can't carry it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Right, I wouldn't take it.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
That's funny. And apparently the guy.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
The guy quit putting his recycling bin out, which did
stop the yellow deposits, but then they starts showing up
at his neighbor's bend. There is a surveillance footage of
a man's showing up leaving filled bottles of urine in
the bins. He drives up in the car places the
bottles in the bins, then drives off, but it's too
grainy to make out who it is or the license plate.

(10:18):
This other neighbor foind a police report, but they haven't
come up with any answers yet. He said, well, you
know I have a pattern when he shows up just
comes to just place him in the bind. Yeah, he says, uh,
for now, he's just gonna put him in the garage
until the appealingly, until cop decided to do something about it.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wait, he's keeping the urine in his garage or the
recycling bins.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
The cops say that if you're the cops saying, yeah
that if you want, you can keep the recycling bind
in your garage and not put it out.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
If you don't want.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
And he said, uhc bends.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
It's kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Cops say, if you would be if you put those
bottles in the garbage, they wouldn't be investigating it because
because it's a recycling bind, they have to investigate it now.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
So that's interesting. The copts are basically.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Telling the criminal just please go ahead and put them
in the trash and not the recycling binds. That way
we don't have to investigate.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
And lastly, how about this man men refused entry to
an upmarket nightclub. They tried to storm it armed with machetes.
Police are called at three eleven in the morning on Sunday,
Damn March thirtieth, late to a venue on Dover Street

(11:48):
reports of a disservice to three people in possession of
machete like weapons. The men try to charge the doors
with large blades. How anyone wasn't hurt was just pure luck.
All three men have been arrested and uh well you
know why they Well they're storing the place of machetes
because they don't have guns available. Uh so, yeah, watch

(12:13):
have a miny machetes.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I guess that's a good bouncer. Though. If they can
fend off three guys in machetes.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well they did some about shutting the doors.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh okay, I mean that's a pretty good defense. Not
don't go out there, some there's some wabblings out there
with machetes.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
We're gonna let you out the back door.
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