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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah all stop, Yeah you are stupid stories.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
But you buy air comfort your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh, I thank you air comfort.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It is about that time, man, with what eighty We
saw eighty on Friday, eighty five on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yep, damn, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
So research shows that stress can make cancer worse. So
if you can help it, try to get the non
stressful kind. I guess I saw that was great. Let's see. Uh,
Diddy got hit with five more criminal counts just yesterday.
They were more on Monday, and I believe they were
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more in of last week.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Right, I've lost count I know his lawyer quit a
while back, so he's probably dealing with that. A month
out from the start.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
May fifth, I think it's the is the start somewhere along? Yeah,
sinko to MYO. Good start for Diddy's trial, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I mean, at this point, I don't know the only
thing he's not been accused of is dry skin. Uh,
just saying, baby, let's see what else looks like They
designed your nose that reduced wow splashback by ninety five Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I mean that's a good amount of splash bactis stop.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, if they could only get a hand drier that
actually drives your hand to be great. Mel Gibson's gun
rights have been restored. Oh, I didn't know they were taken,
but apparently they've been restored.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Okay, Cash you care.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to
Jesus Wig Jesus Wick one two three four whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A drunk man wearing a pink wig, fake breast and
the pink thong was arrested Friday night because of the
disturbance at Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Feeling good in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Man, wow, I mean you think they arrested him when
he walked in.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No, he had to have done something beyond just dude,
he was wearing a pink thong.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You know a man walking walking with pink At least
he's wearing something. I mean, pink wig, fake breast and
pink thong. I had to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I think you see him and then once he makes
a scene, then the cops call.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I feel like that's definitely a conversation point. Well, welcome
to the Applebees. Just you all right? Gen Z is apparently
calling out things they wish millennials would stop doing.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Ready for a couple of them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, all right, worshiping pets, worshiping, worshiping their pets. Gen
Z was like, ye boys, and you see ly dougs,
and you girls, and you see ly dogs and cats. Yo,
step worshiping your pets?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Does gen Z hate pets?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Maybe it's just the worship of it.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Alright, you can have a dog, just just don't love it.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Uh, let's see something else. Their obsession with the nineties. Oh, okay, whatever.
And another thing iiilizing anything to do with Harry Potter.
H that's a weird one, but okay, whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That must be like the new Star Wars, like there
must be that that crowd of kids that proudly world
proclaim I have never watched a Harry Potter movie, right,
because every once in a while you get those Star
Wars or the anti star Wars, Like, yeah, though, I
have never watched a Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The grandiose anti whatever it is, anti Jurassic Park or
Star Wars, or I've never seen Harry Potter. Who do
you think I am? All right, a business owner in
Kentucky in the news because he flooded his restaurant.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
He flooded it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yes, apparently he flooded it with fresh water to keep
floodwaters out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh, I don't think it's mix.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you know what they say it?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Actually, it's pretty creative and it helped save parts of
his restaurant. Oh okay, I don't know how they would
save it. We'll at least save from dirty floodwaters. I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I figure the whole thing is gonna be underwater.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You gotta clean it from head to toe.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Anyway, dirty floodwaters a different type wet than fresh water.
Maybe some would he Yes, all right, Cinnabun is doing
something dirty.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Damn you, Cinnabun.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They're opening the very first of its kind, along with
the sister brand Carvel that mashes up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
So listen to this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They're mashing up Cinnabuns like hot cinnamon rods with Carvel
ice creams, you know, yeah, right right right there? Oh damn,
and apparently they're delicious.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah. I could totally see that.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Damn. All right, So Riding Seacrest took a big wipe out,
I guess he. Last week of the show, he revealed
he's he's got a new favorite festival. Some cheese rolling festival,
A bunch of people chasing cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Wheeled down the hill.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Whoever gets it wins the cheese. Well, they decided to
give it a try on Wheel of Fortune. Van of
White rolls a giant fake wheel of cheese across the
studio floor. Ryan Seacrest is supposed to chase it, catch it,
but wipe's.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Out doing it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh no, that's mussy TV right there. Pretty funny. So
and Jella and Angela. I guess Angelica Flairty. She's out
of Seattle. She got seven days in jail for putting
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guilty to coming within ten feet wow under the cone
of Old Faithful. Oh now, she says she was wandering.
She wandered a little too close to Old Yellow. But
you can't like it's all of it's when you see
Old Faithful, there's a big like fenced area. It's not
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like a it's a wooden fence, but it's still very decisive,
like don't don't cross this right, Like here's your fence post.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know there's Old Faithful. Don't cross this line. You don't.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You don't wonder anywhere, Like it's very evident you don't
go up there with the guys. Is about to pop off.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
They have like the wooded trails right, like the boardwalk right.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
The little raised trails. But with Old Faithful, it's like,
you don't go up there. It's you know, there's a
fence with the you know the history of it and right,
you know different plaques you.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Could read, don't wash your hands in it.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, dummy. Anyway, the lot car's foot travel in all
thermal areas and within the Yellowstone Canyon between never follows
an inspirational point that we can fined the boardwalks or
trails that are maintained for such travel and marked by
official signs. This one from Seattle. She did not follow
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any of that. She just wondered on up.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Let me take a picture of the selfie. Dummy. Parents
of the year, I think not maybe next year. Parents
of a four year old boy who was who is found.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Wow, This boy wandered out against in the street with
a gun.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He accidentally shot himself. This four year old boy shot
himself four he's four.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Four year old boy finds a gun, wonders outside, shoots himself.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Police recalled this mom who's thirty nine, and it looks
like the dad who's twenty six, charged with first degree assault,
also multiple charges of animal cruelty failure to bury livestock.
They found roughly thirty snakes in different tanks in his home,
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Six of them were dead. They had a crocodile inside
the house.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A crocodile.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
So this baby finds a gun, wonders out of the yard,
somehow shoots himself. There's dead snakes, crocodiles, and apparently firearms
in the gun or in the trailer.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Everything.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Look at the one stop shop, it's everything you need.
They were also charged with chemical endangerment of two children
in connection with discovery of Oh here you go, marijuana
and a bunch of pipes and residues. Oh so, just
bad parents in general, Yeah, bad parents for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Maybe next year for the parents of the year. They
need a real turn around their lives.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Three teenagers in Florida got arrested on Sunday after attacking
the easter bunny at a mall.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Listen to the age of these kids. When I say.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Teenagers, I'm like barely one of them is fourteen, the
other two or thirteen.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh so.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Police say the easter bunny is just returning from break room,
like you know, instead of all doing the Easter bunny
thing taking pictures of the kids, and all of a sudden,
these kids just jump the Easter bunny and try to
pull his head off. What might just let's kick that
Easter bunny's ass. I mean, all right, in a way,
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it's kind of funny. Don't know why we're laughing about it.
Are we bad people?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're going to hell?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't know what the deal is A thirteen or
fourteen old though, apparently they try to pull this.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Easter bunny's head off.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
The Easter bunny said it was completely unprovoked. Uh, they
started pushing his, shoving Easter bunny, trying to pull him
out of his head off that oh, is a twenty
four year old woman inside. Oh it's different when look
if it's a guy, it's one thing, I think, But
if there's a female inside the Easter Bunny out of it, dude,
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you in the world are hurt, right.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You know, they got lucky because if it was a
male Easter bunny probably would have fought back a little more.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, I love The spokesperson for the Naples Police Department says.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Quote mind boggling.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Then anybody would attack somebody who's just out there quote
you know, trying to spread joy.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
You just out there spreading joy. Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
The Easter Bunny was shaking up a bit by the encounter. Physically, though,
the Easter Boddy was okay. Now, two of the kids
are facing battery charges at a third got a juvenile
civil ciitation along with the battery charge. That's the instigator
right there, right right, let's whoop that Easter Bunny's ass.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
That's hilarious. Kids don't beat up the Easter bunny. I
think they do that, mall rat, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I was thinking, what there's gotta be I think there's
a movie, right, I've seen it where the Easter Bunny
gets bummed.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
You know, he's.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Big ears flopping it right, all right, So finally a
naked naked man. So I imagine being a cop. There's
some situation that you're just.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Like, oh man, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
There's some look, there's some instances where being a cop
I'm sure is really cool. Others like this's gotta be rough.
Police in Kentucky responded to calls about a naked man.
This is another naked man on the road story. They
found him. Cops, you know, pull up to him and
he's still naked. He's walking down the street with shoes
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on completely, like, no pants, no underwear, no nothing, just
shoes and a yeah and a birthday suit.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Cops asked him what he was up to. Excuse me, sir,
what's you up to?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
He looked at the cops, he said, I'm going to
get some pants. Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
He appeared to be under the influence of something. Apparently
he started kicking the door to the patrol car. The
ID was James K.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
King and he was charged with indecent exposure of public intoxication,
disordered conduct. He had not one, not two, not four
out five, but six outstandy Warrens stuff like more public intoxication, criminal.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Trespass, passive trespassing, the possession of drug paraphernilia.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It apparently had some drug paraphernilia on him, not on him,
but uh yeah, last time they busted him.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Poor James K. King.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You just looking for his pants and his drug paraphernalia.
He's had a rough day. Imagine that's gonna be just
one of those those things that as a cop you
just you hope you never come across, but you know
at some point you're gonna get the call where you know,
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oh great, the naked man walking down the street.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's ours. That's our call today.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Just cross your fingers. I hope I don't have to
touch you.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's got to come on.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's gotta suck. That's gotta suck. Look naked woman walking
down the street. Completely different, but still gotta suck.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But because at least you know the physical confrontation thing,
you have a little more confidence because normally I'll be
normally the naked girl walking down the street, not the
naked girl you want to see walking down the street.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sure, you know, but at least you don't have to
worry about.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's one thing if a naked person like is out
there and you got to go handle It's another thing
if you can't handle it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
A naked person whoops your ass. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
If you get beat up by a drunk naked dude,
my god, man, I don't know they ever let you
live that down in cop in cop school, no, man,
that's something you never You probably have to change the apartments.
You probably have to go be a sheriff or something.
I mean, you beat up by a nigga guy, your cop, man, that's.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Something you just never let down uh, it's funny.