April 3, 2025 • 13 mins
Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stal y'all all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That stupid stories brought to you by bring that down
Air Comfort your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, how cute is this? Dolly partner has her
own blue jeans. Oh really, yeah, they're called Joline's.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh I bet she sells a lot of those.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She said, they make any button look good, especially have
you got a good butt?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Will they help you steal somebody else's? Man? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
She said, if you got just okay, but you steal
look great.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And it's about part for the chorus for Dolly Dolly. Yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh, let's see, you know, kind of interesting. The man
from California named Dwayne Roberts invented a frozen burrito in
nineteen fifty six. It was a beef and bean that
you can keep deep fried or you could use so
you keep it frozen. You need have deep fried at
movie theaters and drive ins throughout America. That's what it
(01:09):
was initially. Four okay, and there you have it. The
first recorded frozen burrito was it little one No, But
I love the fact you can still get about eight
of those for sixty cents.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Unfortunately they're not Little wand they've rebranded it yeah ola
or something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Still that orange, kind of weird looking bag of them
at the grocery store. Uh So, a day after Reese's
did their chocolate bread April Fool's joke, you know, some
little stunt, they announced a new peanut butter and jelly
peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh okay, so.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And that's for real.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And jelly inside of a chocolate peanut c You know,
I'm gonna have to try that. But I don't feel
like there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Do they say they're doing different jelly flavors?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bro we don't need to go through this again, do we?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No? But I'm just wondering if they're all gonna be strawberry,
they're all gonna be grape, or if there's the.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Better be strawberry. Who wants a grape peanut butter and
jelly peanut buttercup?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
This guy right here, boo, you're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He's so that's so wrong. You want to hear a
list of dangerous habits that grandparents refuse to give up
using metal utensils to get toast out of the toaster.
Come on. What's wrong with that? Dipping raw meat into
the flower container? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Straight in the container?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How else you supposed to bread it? Also, there's you, man,
you got an addicted grandparent that they're swallowing vised vapor
rub wallowing it? Uh huh no, good coat throat? Oh
who's doing it? Who wants mephilation down your twin pipe?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Right? A little on the feet, maybe a little under
the nose if you will. But ingesting it bad idea.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's just, you know, dangerous habits of grandparents for feudals
to give up. What if you got a teenager a
dick to swallowing vixed vapor rub? How about that? You
can consider that he's always got to be grandparents.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
This man of Florida, sixty sixty year old Maniford, he
got arrested because he exposed himself well at a public beach.
Apparently had some beers on him, and he had women's
panties on him. Oh, no actual women around him. But
the dude had women's underwear, not on him, but with him.
He was naked, had beer in one hand, women's panties,
(03:53):
panties in his other hand, naked the other beach. Come on, man,
all right, you can now buy Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC
toothpaste and a two point one ounce bottle for thirteen dollars.
They're calling it expensively, they're calling it full of flavored
(04:18):
takeover of your oral care routine. Thirteen dollars for a
two ounce two Right, they're pretty proud of that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I mean, you can take it on an airplane. That's
about all I can see of ait.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You can also take a dollar ninety seven two point
eight ounce thing of crest or whatever, not a thirteen
dollars KFC oral whatever takeover of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Right? Does they have all the herbs and spices inside
like you'd expect.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I feel like that's part of it. That's not helping
the battle against plaquein ginger vitis, rubbing pepper all yeah, yeah,
some some KFC recipe on in your gumbs. I that's
not good dental care in my opinion. All Right, you
(05:11):
ready for the eighties fashion trend? That's it's made a
big comeback.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What's it going to be?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man? The way, I'm like, all right, I'll just read
this story. I'm looking at this one. This can't be true.
Apparently Financial Times just did a big story on it.
Vogue recently just did a big cover on it Vogue.
Huh Vogue, Vogue. This popular look for women in the
(05:42):
eighties who wanted to seem hip, scoop and metropolitan. That's
what they're called. Oh okay, metropolitan. Oh you look so metropolitan.
I'd bitch slapped somebody. They said, I look, Can I
take a gas? Is it the shoulder pads? Our shoulder pads?
Just shoulder pad, bro but the enormous shoulder pads. Yeah. Yeah.
(06:07):
Apparently they were all over fashion runways last fall.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Really no big shoulder passed.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now ah yeah, they're in suits, blazers, blouses, big shoulder
pads now showing up in stores. Damn, what is going on?
As soon as I see shoulder pads, every girl that
wore those had that weird hooky thing in their bangs.
(06:39):
They had bangs and they were just curling forward, so
it looked like it was a way that some dude
was surfing, you know. Uh yeah, man, that just screams
the shoulder pads. Anyway, here's the question they have in
the story. The question is will they had more stay
in power this time?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
No, because as soon as you get him everybody's wearing them.
They realize how stupid everybody looks. Right, man, I really
liked that girl over there. Which one only one that
looks like a linebacker with the bangs? Damn? Do we
need that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, no, we don't. We do not need to stop.
Don't make that happen. Thirty three y old man in
North Carolina named Jeffrey Bradburn. He was arrested goes in
the grocery store on Monday afternoon with a machete. He
stole a cinnamon bun and some incense. I know it
seems a little random, but look, man, you want to
(07:41):
set the mood when you're eating the cimmin bun. Right,
Oh finally, me and my cinnamon bun. Just dealish store
called the police. They tracked him down. Guess what he
was doing, scoot when they caught.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Him cutting his cinnamon roll in half with his machine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, you'd already done that. Oh okay, he was eating
the cinnamon bun at the time the police showed up.
He didn't use a MARCHETI to cut in half. Probably
spread that delicious frosting a little figure around the bend
of the cinnamon bun.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You lick them right off your machine.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Stop. Let me enjoy this movement. My incidence still has
some time left on it. He was charged robbery with
a dangerous weapon, the shop lifting and possession of drug paraphernalia.
That's where the incignse came in. At no surprise there
he's being held on a fifty thousand dollars bond, the
(08:37):
most expensive cinnamon bun ever.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, that's a lot for a cinnamon bun.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right, Okay, here's the craziest story, especially when you find
out what this really translates into. So here's the story.
Russian women have reported been caught marrying soldiers to In
the story, it says this to bag, I believe what
(09:03):
they have in Russia's Rubel or Rupel to back seventy
three thousand dollars. Well, Rupel payout after these soldiers that
they marry or killed on the front line. And this
influencer named Marina and I guess she has another partner
on this podcast named Daria. I can't even try to
(09:26):
pronounce his last names. But they they talked about a
business plan to do just that. This Russian lawyer and
a state agent were forced to publicly apologize after they
claimed some women got their hands on thousands in compensation
after the alleged cynical cash grab. The pair made the
(09:47):
shocking revelation on a podcast, and apparently they could spend
years behind bars for even coming out and saying it.
Imagine living in a country where you went on and said, ladies,
here's a cash in and look seventy three thousand ruble
(10:08):
or rupel, whatever it is. Just keep that in mind.
This sounds like a lot, right, Yeah, in a minute,
I'm gonna tell you what that translates to in American dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Sounds like enough that you've throw it on a bed
and roll around in it for a while.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh you could. I mean it depends on the size
of the bed. Very small influencer, Let's see here you go.
They talked about this. They sparked out ragal officials, patriotic groups,
wives of soldiers. After the words about a quote business
plan for grasping women. The Russian content creator claimed to
(10:46):
help women invest their newfound wealth in flats. Oh like apartments, Yes,
she told another influencer in a podcast which went viral.
It's now been deleted. But it's been deleted, by the way,
By the Putin regime. So Putin even knows about this,
(11:08):
and he says, you find you a man who's serving,
and she advises women in their thirties and said that
he dies, you get eight million rubles. Oh, how much
is seventy three thousand euros? That's about seventy five grand rubles, No,
no euros, So eight million rubles or about seventy three
(11:30):
thousand euro It looks like oh okay. She said a
lot of people are doing it right now. A lot
of women come to us with this eight million rubles
and they want to invest it. So she has a
business plan where you this is part of the business
plan where you go out and find a soldier who's serves.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
On the front line and you just wait for them
to die and you marry them right right, And look, I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Be honest, if I was a soldier in Russia right now,
I'd probably leverage that.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, be like, I'm gonna go die for you. You better
be look smoking hot.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't have a lot to offer. I'm not the look.
I'm not the sharpest knife in the siper war drawer here,
not the best looking. But what I do have retirement
plan for you, because you know I'm probably gonna die,
so I definitely use that to leverage up right, right,
I mean, what you're normal where you're playing normally at it,
demite gets raised when you're presenting the gift at the end. Look,
(12:31):
I'm gonna go die, so I need a gift on
this side of it. And this woman got arrested. She's
gotta go served time in jail because they were simply
talking about it in a podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yep, But eight million rubles the Russian ruble comes out
to ninety four thousand US dollars. Well, all right, I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's a uh is that much?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I mean enough to invest in a a.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What they're saying, they have the whole thing, have a
bap pat, they have all the paperwork, just going and
get a package and then here's your business and I
go find that soldier.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I wonder if they're encouraging people to do like repeat weddings,
like you get married to this guy, he gets killed
next up. Yeah, I'm on my tenth soldier husband, right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I mean, at that point, you should own a subdivision
a street. That's ruthless man, ruthless
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stal y'all all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That stupid stories brought to you by bring that down
Air Comfort your local carrier experts.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, how cute is this? Dolly partner has her
own blue jeans. Oh really, yeah, they're called Joline's.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh I bet she sells a lot of those.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
She said, they make any button look good, especially have
you got a good butt?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Will they help you steal somebody else's? Man? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
She said, if you got just okay, but you steal
look great.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And it's about part for the chorus for Dolly Dolly. Yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh, let's see, you know, kind of interesting. The man
from California named Dwayne Roberts invented a frozen burrito in
nineteen fifty six. It was a beef and bean that
you can keep deep fried or you could use so
you keep it frozen. You need have deep fried at
movie theaters and drive ins throughout America. That's what it
(01:09):
was initially. Four okay, and there you have it. The
first recorded frozen burrito was it little one No, But
I love the fact you can still get about eight
of those for sixty cents.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Unfortunately they're not Little wand they've rebranded it yeah ola
or something.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Still that orange, kind of weird looking bag of them
at the grocery store. Uh So, a day after Reese's
did their chocolate bread April Fool's joke, you know, some
little stunt, they announced a new peanut butter and jelly
peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh okay, so.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And that's for real.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And jelly inside of a chocolate peanut c You know,
I'm gonna have to try that. But I don't feel
like there's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Do they say they're doing different jelly flavors?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Bro we don't need to go through this again, do we?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
No? But I'm just wondering if they're all gonna be strawberry,
they're all gonna be grape, or if there's the.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Better be strawberry. Who wants a grape peanut butter and
jelly peanut buttercup?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
This guy right here, boo, you're just wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
He's so that's so wrong. You want to hear a
list of dangerous habits that grandparents refuse to give up
using metal utensils to get toast out of the toaster.
Come on. What's wrong with that? Dipping raw meat into
the flower container? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Straight in the container?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How else you supposed to bread it? Also, there's you, man,
you got an addicted grandparent that they're swallowing vised vapor
rub wallowing it? Uh huh no, good coat throat? Oh
who's doing it? Who wants mephilation down your twin pipe?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Right? A little on the feet, maybe a little under
the nose if you will. But ingesting it bad idea.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's just, you know, dangerous habits of grandparents for feudals
to give up. What if you got a teenager a
dick to swallowing vixed vapor rub? How about that? You
can consider that he's always got to be grandparents.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
This man of Florida, sixty sixty year old Maniford, he
got arrested because he exposed himself well at a public beach.
Apparently had some beers on him, and he had women's
panties on him. Oh, no actual women around him. But
the dude had women's underwear, not on him, but with him.
He was naked, had beer in one hand, women's panties,
(03:53):
panties in his other hand, naked the other beach. Come on, man,
all right, you can now buy Kentucky Fried Chicken KFC
toothpaste and a two point one ounce bottle for thirteen dollars.
They're calling it expensively, they're calling it full of flavored
(04:18):
takeover of your oral care routine. Thirteen dollars for a
two ounce two Right, they're pretty proud of that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I mean, you can take it on an airplane. That's
about all I can see of ait.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
You can also take a dollar ninety seven two point
eight ounce thing of crest or whatever, not a thirteen
dollars KFC oral whatever takeover of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Right? Does they have all the herbs and spices inside
like you'd expect.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I feel like that's part of it. That's not helping
the battle against plaquein ginger vitis, rubbing pepper all yeah, yeah,
some some KFC recipe on in your gumbs. I that's
not good dental care in my opinion. All Right, you
(05:11):
ready for the eighties fashion trend? That's it's made a
big comeback.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
What's it going to be?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Man? The way, I'm like, all right, I'll just read
this story. I'm looking at this one. This can't be true.
Apparently Financial Times just did a big story on it.
Vogue recently just did a big cover on it Vogue.
Huh Vogue, Vogue. This popular look for women in the
(05:42):
eighties who wanted to seem hip, scoop and metropolitan. That's
what they're called. Oh okay, metropolitan. Oh you look so metropolitan.
I'd bitch slapped somebody. They said, I look, Can I
take a gas? Is it the shoulder pads? Our shoulder pads?
Just shoulder pad, bro but the enormous shoulder pads. Yeah. Yeah.
(06:07):
Apparently they were all over fashion runways last fall.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Really no big shoulder passed.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Now ah yeah, they're in suits, blazers, blouses, big shoulder
pads now showing up in stores. Damn, what is going on?
As soon as I see shoulder pads, every girl that
wore those had that weird hooky thing in their bangs.
(06:39):
They had bangs and they were just curling forward, so
it looked like it was a way that some dude
was surfing, you know. Uh yeah, man, that just screams
the shoulder pads. Anyway, here's the question they have in
the story. The question is will they had more stay
in power this time?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
No, because as soon as you get him everybody's wearing them.
They realize how stupid everybody looks. Right, man, I really
liked that girl over there. Which one only one that
looks like a linebacker with the bangs? Damn? Do we
need that?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, no, we don't. We do not need to stop.
Don't make that happen. Thirty three y old man in
North Carolina named Jeffrey Bradburn. He was arrested goes in
the grocery store on Monday afternoon with a machete. He
stole a cinnamon bun and some incense. I know it
seems a little random, but look, man, you want to
(07:41):
set the mood when you're eating the cimmin bun. Right,
Oh finally, me and my cinnamon bun. Just dealish store
called the police. They tracked him down. Guess what he
was doing, scoot when they caught.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Him cutting his cinnamon roll in half with his machine.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
No, you'd already done that. Oh okay, he was eating
the cinnamon bun at the time the police showed up.
He didn't use a MARCHETI to cut in half. Probably
spread that delicious frosting a little figure around the bend
of the cinnamon bun.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
You lick them right off your machine.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Stop. Let me enjoy this movement. My incidence still has
some time left on it. He was charged robbery with
a dangerous weapon, the shop lifting and possession of drug paraphernalia.
That's where the incignse came in. At no surprise there
he's being held on a fifty thousand dollars bond, the
(08:37):
most expensive cinnamon bun ever.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, that's a lot for a cinnamon bun.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Right, Okay, here's the craziest story, especially when you find
out what this really translates into. So here's the story.
Russian women have reported been caught marrying soldiers to In
the story, it says this to bag, I believe what
(09:03):
they have in Russia's Rubel or Rupel to back seventy
three thousand dollars. Well, Rupel payout after these soldiers that
they marry or killed on the front line. And this
influencer named Marina and I guess she has another partner
on this podcast named Daria. I can't even try to
(09:26):
pronounce his last names. But they they talked about a
business plan to do just that. This Russian lawyer and
a state agent were forced to publicly apologize after they
claimed some women got their hands on thousands in compensation
after the alleged cynical cash grab. The pair made the
(09:47):
shocking revelation on a podcast, and apparently they could spend
years behind bars for even coming out and saying it.
Imagine living in a country where you went on and said, ladies,
here's a cash in and look seventy three thousand ruble
(10:08):
or rupel, whatever it is. Just keep that in mind.
This sounds like a lot, right, Yeah, in a minute,
I'm gonna tell you what that translates to in American dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Sounds like enough that you've throw it on a bed
and roll around in it for a while.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh you could. I mean it depends on the size
of the bed. Very small influencer, Let's see here you go.
They talked about this. They sparked out ragal officials, patriotic groups,
wives of soldiers. After the words about a quote business
plan for grasping women. The Russian content creator claimed to
(10:46):
help women invest their newfound wealth in flats. Oh like apartments, Yes,
she told another influencer in a podcast which went viral.
It's now been deleted. But it's been deleted, by the way,
By the Putin regime. So Putin even knows about this,
(11:08):
and he says, you find you a man who's serving,
and she advises women in their thirties and said that
he dies, you get eight million rubles. Oh, how much
is seventy three thousand euros? That's about seventy five grand rubles, No,
no euros, So eight million rubles or about seventy three
(11:30):
thousand euro It looks like oh okay. She said a
lot of people are doing it right now. A lot
of women come to us with this eight million rubles
and they want to invest it. So she has a
business plan where you this is part of the business
plan where you go out and find a soldier who's serves.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
On the front line and you just wait for them
to die and you marry them right right, And look, I'll.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Be honest, if I was a soldier in Russia right now,
I'd probably leverage that.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Right, be like, I'm gonna go die for you. You better
be look smoking hot.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't have a lot to offer. I'm not the look.
I'm not the sharpest knife in the siper war drawer here,
not the best looking. But what I do have retirement
plan for you, because you know I'm probably gonna die,
so I definitely use that to leverage up right, right,
I mean, what you're normal where you're playing normally at it,
demite gets raised when you're presenting the gift at the end. Look,
(12:31):
I'm gonna go die, so I need a gift on
this side of it. And this woman got arrested. She's
gotta go served time in jail because they were simply
talking about it in a podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yep, But eight million rubles the Russian ruble comes out
to ninety four thousand US dollars. Well, all right, I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's a uh is that much?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I mean enough to invest in a a.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
What they're saying, they have the whole thing, have a
bap pat, they have all the paperwork, just going and
get a package and then here's your business and I
go find that soldier.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I wonder if they're encouraging people to do like repeat weddings,
like you get married to this guy, he gets killed
next up. Yeah, I'm on my tenth soldier husband, right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I mean, at that point, you should own a subdivision
a street. That's ruthless man, ruthless
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