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March 17, 2025 • 13 mins
Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all. Yeah you are stupid stories.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by corn beef and cabbage.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yum, yum yum.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
The corn beef half is yum, the cabbage is sort of.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's all right. I had some Irish nachos over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And what are those involved?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Some corn beef on some corn chips. Man, Oh, it
add some uh some sort of glades or whatever. It
was good, all right, it wasn't bad. All right, let's
get to it. Uh. Let's see, McDonald's is the first, well,
for whatever reason, it's the fast foodchain we're googling the most.
And McDonald's is back in the news. On this guy
eat a bunch of Big Max. We till you hear

(00:45):
the number. Uh. Let's see. Google is officially retiring its
assistant tool.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh okay, here's what's weird.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's migrating users to its AI powered Gemini. So AI
is even putting human assistance out of work. Uh. A
California startup is selling some kind of interesting injectable cannabis.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh no, no, we don't need to go that far. People.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
It seems a little much the FDA is not very
happy about it. But injectable cannabis.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I assume injectable into your yeah, like you know, uh huh,
not like injecting it into a brownie.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And no, it seems overkill. Yeah, a little, I mean,
just smoke a.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
He I don't known they'll get there. It seems like
too much work. Do you really want to start stabbing
yourself and injecting this cannabis right into your blood vein? Like? No, no,
give me a little bit more now, I want more cookies.
Seems a little much for cannabis.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Rumors spread through Facebook last week about to escape gorilla
at the Virginia Zoo. Just one problem. The zoo didn't
have any grills to begin with. Oh apparently the zoo
joked about it online this weekend. Look, we don't have
any gorillas to escape, so it's just funny. Somebody make
that up.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Next time I go to Denver Zoo and I see
an empty cage, which they're all over the place, That's
what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Take a picture of it. Share on social media. The
gorilla has escaped.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
The brown bear. It's not in its pen. It must
be somewhere else. The rhinoceros has escaped the zoo. The
Alec warrior unicorn is out of the loose.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's funny. Let's see. A man in Tennessee was arrested
after he accidentally dropped the bag of methamfetamine at an
elementary school. Dumb as. An auto shop owner in Massachusetts
says two young girls stole a kitten from them on
their way to school.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
A kitten.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
How you gonna steal a kitten? Ah? Uh, I'll bring
it back. Nobody wants that pet. So this guy, he's
been eating Big Max for fifty three years. He had
his first Big Mac in nineteen seventy two. His name
is Don Gorsky, Wisconsin. He just hit another milestone. He

(03:18):
just ate his thirty five thousandth Big Mac.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wow, jeez.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
So that first day that he tried Big Max, he
loved it so much. He ate two more than He
went back that same day and ate six more, so
nine total, and he didn't stop. He had ited two
Big Max every single day for fifty three years. Wow.
Three years. Yeah, he's been eating Big Max. He did

(03:50):
it to the Wow, he did it all to Sam McDonald's. Really,
that's crazy. That's wild.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
So like he never went on vacation.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
So he bought his very first Big Mac at this
store and they handed out commutative buttons and cupons for
value meals back then.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, and he got one of those buttons apparently interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah. Man. He said he's been open about having OCD
and says he's been so obsessed with eating big Macs.
He claims it made up ninety percent of his diet. Wow, dude,
is seventy one though.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Okay, if you already eat one Big Mac a day
to try to catch this guy, it would take you
one month short of ninety six years. Geez, that's eating
one a day. This guy's been doing two.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
He saved every receipt and even weirder, he has saved
every Big Mac container the box.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, oh wow. What's he doing with all that?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know. Imagine sprinkled for breeze on it, because
that can't smell good. What do you do with thirty
five thousand Big Mac containers? He said he had a
dial it back last week to make sure he hit
thirty five thousand on the nose. He had one Big
Mac a day, So congratulation. Some thirty five thousand, Big Macs.

(05:25):
I can't believe that dude's still alive.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Does he do anything to doctor him up?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Ord?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is he just no is as his Wow?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Thats is insane. You know what else? Is the same
paying eighty seven thousand dollars for a damn cheeto even
though it does look like Michael Jordan. A flaming out
cheeto bearing the uncanny resemblance of the Jumpman image of
Jordan that Nike has used for its logo for Air
Jordan Athletic ware is listed for sale by Golden Octions.

(05:56):
It says the starting, oh, okay, Jordan cheeto looks as
though it's making his own shot with its crunchy orange
legs in a similar position. Now, it goes on to say, oh,
let's see the cheeto cell comes less than two weeks
after the same Jersey based auction house sold a flaming

(06:18):
hot Cheeto shaped like Pokemon for eighty seven thousand, eight
hundred and forty dollars. The current bid on the Michael
Jordan Cheeto five hundred and twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, I gotta say it looks like the jump Man.
It's just missing that back arm if it had that
back arm, I'd say it's right up there with with
that other cheeto without that back arm, I think you're
right there at five hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Look, that's four hundred and ninety nine dollars more I
pay for any cheeto. So whatever. So, dude, this is crazy.
A woman in New York spot of the guy sitting
on the sidewalk in the Bronx. She videoed him because
because he was eating a rat.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
And here's what's crazy. It wasn't cooked to nothing, just
like he picked it up and just he just killed
it and apparently were just sitting there now on a rat.
Hello arm again, And where that's it we're in. It's
like something you see, just some duty the bloody rat

(07:28):
waiting on a like, oh, that's so nasty. See, there's
not a lot that would freak me out or scare me.
I'd probably get freaked out of a dude just mugging down
on a rat, just sitting there non on it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean, I'd eat vegan cheese before I would eat
a rat.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh that's pushing it. What if ooh gluten free cheese? Oh,
I don't think cheese has I don't know. I'm trying
to think of the word things. Yeah right, anything gluten.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Free, like a gluten free Big Mac, a gluten free
vegan beat big Mac. I'm eating that before.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I mean, there you go, there you go. Or or
the impossible burger right, like a possible whopper, Yeah yeah,
or or a big on Harry New York rat. Nah. Anyway,
a driver in Switzerland's find one hundred and ten thousand

(08:30):
dollars one hundred and ten es oh for driving too close. Now, dude,
that's crazy. You probably think it was that fine an extra,
but it's not so. Reports say the guy was driving
forty feet behind another vehicle, but the officer said that

(08:50):
the offender appeared to be stuck to the other vehicle
in front of him, and it was too reckless and
that's why he pulled him over. The one hundred and
ten thousand dollars. You see, in Switzerland, the fine is
based on your taxable income. It's to assure that a
rich person feels the punishment just as much as somebody

(09:10):
who's making minimum wage.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Right. We heard stories a while back about people who
were speeding that would get one hundred thousand dollars ticket
just because they were super wealthy.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, This driver is a millionaire lawyer. So he was
fined one hundred and ten thousand dollars for following a
vehicle too closely.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
And forty feet that's like two car links.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I mean, yeah, for us, that seems pretty okay.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right, you might seem a little close on the highway,
but I wouldn't. I wouldn't call that tailgating by any means. Yeah,
I mean, the way the cop described it, it sounded like
he was bumper to bumper.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right. This says they were driving seventy four miles per hour,
So that's one hundred and nine feet per second. Oh
that's why I say four defeats too close at that speed. Okay,
I don't know. It still seems forty feet. Still, that
seems like a pretty good gap in my opinion. All right,
And lastly, what a crazy excuse? So a thirty three

(10:14):
year old man out of Florida accused of killing a
woman and severely injuring her boyfriend by druggingly ramming their
car off the road because he mistakenly believed that his
ex girlfriend was in that vehicle.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh okay, he.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Just told a judge last Thursday afternoon. The quote he
didn't remember anything about the incident. The apparent case of
amnesia came up during Kyle Hill's first virtual appearance in court.
He told Circuit Judge Court Philip Fedrico that he had
no memory of the alled's incident sitting a thirty five

(10:52):
year old Nobella's Figerato Campost and his girlfriend Arislini Blanco
dia off the road right into a concrete pole. The
pole then fell on top of a couple's car, killing
killing her and seriously injuring Compost. Camp Posts. Anyway, during

(11:14):
the hearing, He'll claim he was unable to answer any
questions for the judge or the court because he couldn't
remember anything about the incident. He told the judge, I
don't remember anything, sir. And that's how he answered every question.
I don't remember anything, sir. I don't remember anything, sir. Wow,
And that's all he said. Police say that after Hill
and his ex girlfriend had an argument on Sunday night,

(11:38):
he hopped in his car and he left with a friend.
Then apparently He'll spoted this Honda. An hour later, he
began chasing the car, saying that and this is what
he was yelling. He was yelling, I got you. I'm
going to kill you and your friend alone myself.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
So apparently the car that he was chasing was not
his girlfriend's car. It was just a car that looked
like his girlfriends M. Crazy, how that works, dude. He
forced a Honda off the road and apparently over a
sidewalk where it smacked the concrete pole and it fell

(12:22):
and crushed the car underneath it. The girl in the
car had two broken ankles. It's like the guy lost
his life and it looks like he was traveling about
sixty miles an hour in a thirty five mile an
hour zon when he hit him. His alcohol level was
zero point one eighty five, which is twice the legal limit.

(12:43):
He's the charge of dui manslaughter of a hicul the homicide.
Now he stands accused of first degree murder and attempted murderer.
Damn wow. He just tells the judge, I can't remember anything. Wow,
that's crazy, I remember anything. I don't remember anything, sir. Wow. Crazy.
If he's vibele with that, I mean, look or you

(13:05):
remember stuff or not. That's what she shouted.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Right. There's gonna be a lot of evidence tying you
to it. Whether you remember or.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Not doesn't matter. If you remember, it does matter if
they could prove that it was you, which prudery evident
it was this your bumper. Yeah, he crashed right, you know,
when he crashed into him. His vehicles top too, so
he's there, it says wild, I don't remember anything, sir,
don't remember anything. Nuts
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