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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Trevor d Mini Morning Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
You'll know what day it is.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
No April Fools, April Fools, ap just a little joke
told you, Well, yeah, it's April Fool.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
We tell practical jokes on April Fool.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
There, stop with this April Fool nonsense.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
April bo Are your fr right now?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
April Fool day is over.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Showdown April Fool's day history and just a second here,
tell you about all the wedding including tepus monster track
to our tickets. We'll be doing off today edition out
after I tell you there was a winter weather advisory
and this is nons in April Fools date Frank guys.
During the day today will be fine, maybe a little rain,
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what's snow when your weather advisory begins this evening seven pm.
This evening through seven pm tomorrow, rain snow, likely cloudy.
We'll get to forty and breezy today east winds got
to thirty five miles an hour. Then tonight rain and
snow becoming all snow after midnight down to thirty two
in breezy. Wednesday, snow before noons, snow likely afternoon, possibly
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mixing with rain again. Tomorrow's steady temperatures around thirty four.
Total snow accumulation. I'll say potential, because maybe it will
be lucky more will fall in the rain category. We
won't get the three to five inches. But that's the potential.
Less north more south winter storm mornings for a cast
in Clay County down the Fargo Moorhead area right now,
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where anywhere from four to ten inches could fall, but
she should melt quickly. Probably Sunday forty four, Thursday, maybe
a snowshower Friday. Probably Sunday forty four. Right now thirty
and my buddy RJ is here.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Happy April, Hey, happy April. You know we're a quarter
of the way through the year already. It just doesn't
seem to.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Take a tree down. It seems like it was such
a waste to put all the decorations away.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah I did, I did. I didn't want to. But
it's down, it's down, coming down before before February. No, No,
what a month is it. We have a strict rule. April,
let's see.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
That it has to go back. It has to be
put away before my wife goes back to work, she teaches.
So it got to be put away by the first
couple of days of jail, that first weekend before it's
reality again in January.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Really that's early, that is early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I think it made it to February.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I'm a honey badger.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I don't care. April Fool's Days here, which means you
could either be a prankster or you could spend all
day on high alerts so you don't fall victim to
a hoax. I feel it used to be more foot
on the gas ten, fifteen, twenty years ago than it
is now.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, I think a lot more rules, there's a lot
more hurt, there's a lot more it's just not worth it. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
There are several different theories about the origin of April
Fool's Day, with some going as far back as the
Middle Ages. The one thing they all have in common,
they all aim to make a fool out of somebody.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Ancient Romans going way back held a spring celebration called
Hilaria to celebrate Bell, the goddess of nature and fertility.
As part of the celebration, people would wear disguises to
trick up and trick others. So it goes way back.
It may be based on a French past time from
medieval times called passont d'abrielle or nice april fish poissonavrille ah,
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very nice. People would stick paper fish to the backs
of their friends and then shout pass all debriel.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So like some sort of a medieval kick me sign
is what that was?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yes, Okay, when the fish was discovered, pass, let's.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Bring that back. Well, that seems harmless. Get away with
that in our world today, I love that idea. Okay,
you do that French thing so night.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I'll just follow you around and I'll do the yelling.
You can do the sticking. I'll be tag team cahootzers.
That is very fantastic. A poem called Proverb of a
Day of Errands by Edward Dan published in fifteen sixty one,
is about a servant who is sent on a series
of fools errands on April first, and finally, the History
Channel traces it back to fifteen eighty two and France
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switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, thus
changing the start of the year from April first to
January first. However, some people continue to celebrate New Year's
and April first, and those people were called April April fools.
I know it's history, but it's not near as fascinating
as how do people really feel about April full state
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pranks seems to a pretty equal divide between people who
find them annoying and people will find them amusing. According
to a you gov pull, forty five percent of respondents
found them amusing and forty seven percent said annoying. Those
under the age of thirty were more likely to find
pranks funny. Fifty percent liked them, forty percent found them annoying.
The men under thirty were the most likely to appreciate
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April Fool's Day jokes, sixty percent saying they were amusing,
thirty five percent found them irritating. Isn't there supposed to
be a cut off at noon too?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is that true?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's to be an early because it should be the
end of the workday five pm.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
The day is so so short to begin with. Yeah, giver,
if you've got something well there's your April Fool's Day
one oh one. We'll get into our question of the day.
We've got choos you on adventure Winning coming up here
in a couple of songs. I think we've got a
good topic here today. So we're going to analyze people today. Okay,
what could go wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
How a.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
TV?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
The entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you've missed on
Excel ninety three. So flying somewhere, you see a lot
of strange things. Even if you don't, you see a
lot of strange videos. People acting poorly on social media.
I've seen them, so I'm very surprised this wasn't recorded
because people have their phones out all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
A woman went on TikTok to vent after she fell
asleep on a cross country flight and the guy sitting
behind her raided her hair. Oh I think someone else
would see what was going on and recorded for the
rest of us. He did one small braid in the back.
It wasn't like a whole figet your edge. She woke
up with, I have no idea how you don't wake
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up from that.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, she must have been very tired.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She didn't get to confront him because she didn't see
it until she got to her Airbnb.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
To the man that burided my hair while I was
sleep on the plane, I need you to come forth immediately,
you said, directly behind me. Some people might say, how
did you let somebody braid your hair?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
First of all, when I get on the planet, I
don't sleep.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I remember specifically, I'm sleep on the plane and I hear.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
And I said, who was taking pictures?
Speaker 6 (07:09):
And when I wake up, it's literally right in my ear.
That's where I found the brain. Don't touch people while
they're sleeping.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, I was going to say, this isn't It's not
like she's going to be thankful for that. That's pretty creepy.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's not. I I just don't think this is going
to turn out to a Hallmark movie moment here at all.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not one of those things you're not
paying it for when you braid someone's hair, Sure for them,
you know, the whole headed least exactly. You don't do
one string. It's like a weirdot off the plane. That's
bad advice. Don't follow Treverordy's advice. But if you want
to do it, throw them a hundred Bucks put one
hundred dollars in the person that you can get away
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with that. Don't be braiding people's hair.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Don't braid people's hair. You don't know when they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I didn't think we had to have this conversation, but apparently.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
But here's our question of the day. Well, they suld
choose you on adventure winning David Snyder, very North Akota's
very own David Snyder going to be at the Empire
THEA so this Friday night we can get you there.
Pendleton was Keyplosti to a rodeo tickets going out here
in a couple of songs. I think we'll save the
monster truck tickets for the eighty flock. Coll Let's do that, Trevor,
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let's do here's the assignment today. What is something you
didn't realize is weird? You don't realize is weird until
you really think about it.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Okay, something people do, something basically like human nature stuff.
Something we all do that we're like, oh, and think
of it. I guess the best way to put yourself
in the mindset of thinking of somebody is like, what
what what do animals think when they're staring at you?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Right?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
What would aliens think?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What would aliens think if they were like, oh, that's
interesting human.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I gave you an example of I posted on the
trivity n x elmity three Facebook pages flapping. Yeah, animals,
most think we're mental, right right? Apart from seal.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Seal seals understand it completely wholeheartedly. But yeah, I suppose
a cat and the humans are like, yes, yeah, what
are you doing? Okay, you're disturbing my now a little always.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Laughter.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
We make strange noises, sometimes uncontrollably, just because we find
something funny. Doesn't really makes sense.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's true. At least we won't have to worry about
that on this show.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, it's a physical response that evolved for social bonding.
But if you step back in, it's kind of bizarre.
But it's kind of bizarre watching someone my mouth because
of something else that came out of someone else's mouth.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
Yeah, okay, I tell you, well, this is this is
good here, Yeah, this is good. Love A sign that
tells a story.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh you're so sarcastic, black eyed piece songa tells a story.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Chris turns and twists.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
You don't, that's my goodness? Y edge of my seat?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Stuff great SNL sketch on it studio.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yes, that's exactly what I think.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
I showed you that one. Yes, yes, all encourage you
guys looked that one up. Yeah. What is something you
don't realize is weird until you really think about it?
Sendra says, shaking hands, we see each other the first
time and grab each other by the limb and move vigorously.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That's true. That's true. Hey, hey, yeah, you put to put.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
It best when you said what animals would think of
when they're looking at us, what the aliens would think
when they're looking at us. Yeah, something people do we
don't realize is weird until you think about it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I like what Bryce says that you can easily put
in a twelve hour day of drinking or drinking shift,
but have a hard time putting in an eight hour workday.
And you know, as I get older, these twelve hour
partying shifts they don't happen a lot.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
But still just to get together in general, right right,
But yeah, you're thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Okay, So last weekend two weekends ago, I ended up
staying up until seven thirty in the morning. Trevor, good goodness, Yeah,
I was already up for the game, kimber List and
I would go into the studio, the music studio and
in the garage there and started listening to tunes because
what would began is, Okay, I'm just going to go
through a few songs here to decide what we're going
to play in the band music.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
I enjoyed that stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, right, and I'm making playlists, set list, potential set
list for the band, and pretty soon it's seven thirty
in the morning and I'm thinking, holy crap. And then
so the next weekend, we said, well, should we go
out and have a beverage or two and listen to
music and she said it's probably it's eleven o'clock. I said, Kimberless,
do you realize we were up until seven thirty last week?
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So that was at eleven o'clock we had an eight
We were about to begin an eight hour marathon. But
for some reason, Yeah, when you think of it like that,
eight hours of enjoying some beverages in company time or
in good company, eight hours, no big deal. Eight hour workday.
Oh no, that's tough.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
My annual. I've been lucky to be able to make
it down to the Cancoon area a bunch of times
when I go down there. I'm pretty convinced Mexico does
not have a sixty minute hour. I'm pretty sure they're
about twenty thirty minutes each. The hours i've heard Mexico
i've further north, I guess they get longer.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
So does the sun go fast? Down faster? You kind
of just see a whizz through the sky down there.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
There's something I'm not getting, but I know I'm picking
up on something. Something people do. We don't realize its
weird to they really think about it. Misty says, turning
the radio down when looking for your turn you can
see better.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yes, and we all do it, even if you smell
something funny in the car. Yeah, turn the raio down.
The radio has to go down. Why do we do that?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Not to mention you're driving in a big city where
you're not familiar.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh yeah, you're not gonna be blood music? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, not sure why looking for the next week?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And we all do it.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
We all do it.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
It's not it's not our fault. These are good. These
are good.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Harmless Apropool's day, Franks you can get away with. Yeah,
it's a harmless trending.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I love harmless trending, harmless topical.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Trending Next Excel mutty three.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Hey, hey, beautiful, beautiful, what's your name?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Kyle?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Come?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
What is something people do? We don't realize it's weird
to they really think about it.
Speaker 9 (13:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I thought I always thought.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It was weird when you're warming up food in the
microwave or whatever and you stick your finger to be in.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
If it's warm, you put your you know, and it's
bad enough when you do it to your own food,
but really bad if you do it as somebody else's.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Do you ever wonder when you're at a restaurant if
that's what they're doing in the kitchen too, to see
if your food's warm enough.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh, it always crosses your mind.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, one more bush lante, just to try to blanket
out what's going on in the kitchen. Don't even think
about it. I wouldn't want to see what's going on
in any kitchen because it would ruin my favorite esta.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yep, yep, let's keep that in the kitchen. But yeah,
I suppose, And sometimes you know, you do that too.
It's like there's a massed potatoes hot you sit there
like you're a baby and put the finger right in
the middle. And sometimes you can burn yourself, Yes you can,
because you're not careful and you're thinking, I'm a human being,
I'm should be a lot smarter than this, And then
here you sit with your finger and mashed potatoes, burning yourself.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Hundreds of thousands of er visits because people are sticking
their fingers in food every year. That's a fact.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That is a fact, yep. And that is one of
the weird things we do. Great job, Kyle, Kyle, what
do you want to do here?
Speaker 4 (14:48):
We can get you to the Pendleton Whiskey vloscity to
a rodeo next Friday at the Alaris. We can get
you David Snyder. We can get your tickets to David
Snyder at the Empire Theater this Friday nights. We have
tickets to four packet tickets to MutS gun Nuts at
the Chester Fritz. That's Tuesday the eighth, So next Tuesday
the Chester Fritz. Oh, none of that works. We'll just
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get your gift card to Northern Air Action Park, the
full right ticket. Let's end you to the rodeo.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
You know what I was just thinking, Fellas, how about
as far as weird things that people do. How about
getting on top of a two thousand pounds bull and
have it throw you off to your potential death.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
That's your job.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
That seems strange. Doesn't that seem like a strange thing.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's ridiculous. Yes, I mean I love it, don't get
me wrong. I love the Rodeo. But when you to
think about it, these people, you don't put their lives
on the line, don't think anything of it. It's kind
of strange. I don't see a lot of cats saying
I'm going to ride that dot.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
He I bet the bulls just can't wait.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh, I'm on it. I'm gonna break this guy, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
You'll be there next Friday. That's ten sleeps away. If
you can tell us what station's proud be your whiskey
Velocity Tour your Pendleton Whiskey Velocity to.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Her Rodeo connection, am testagg trending on Excel nighty three,
Well today is trending today?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, we're gonna talk about some harmless tricks and some
of these are actually pretty good and you can steal.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
I've got the whole list up at excelmighty three down
down the Trivity page.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, So, for instance, you can. This guy here changed
his wife's Facebook birthday to April first. In that way,
she was getting hundreds and hundreds of And that's how funny.
That's how you find out who your friends aren't when
when you get a bunch of birthday wishes for the
wrong day and you're like, hey, you know that my
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birthday isn't this right?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
That's that's smart.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, that's that's how you weed them out. Okay, and
then you immediately unfriend everyone on that list who is
nice enough to say happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (16:56):
Aren't you glad we have social media?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah? Exactly. Let's see. Oh, this guy had his five
year old son walk around the house with a raisin
in the napkin, showing sister that he found a bug.
Then he eventually went up to mommy, Mommy, I got
a bug. And then the kid pulls it out and
eats it. Oh yeah, using your children by prod your
five year old? Yeah, who's at that age?
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Brilliant?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah? So wait too, foster devious thought, and that's important.
Let's see. Oh, here's a I love this one. This dude.
Actually he unscrewed the shower had and was able to
get beef boollon cubes in there, and then so yeah,
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he laughed as his sister took a shower and beef
broth been delicious, I bet she. Oh, man, that's pretty cool.
Let's see, husband changed my auto correct to make you swap,
you swap to y'all. That must have been down in.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Texas about changing someone's language on their phone. Oh that's
good because I would have to look up how to
do it, and then when it's in German or whatever
language it's in, I have no idea how to fix it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah, that's true. That stinks. Man. Let's see to a
coworker you don't really care for do you remember we
way back in the day you could flip phones, right,
flip phones. Texting was just starting to come about, right,
and so there was actually pre made text in there
because when you we had the ABC numbers on the bottom,
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it was a pain in the butt to send a
long term Oh. It took a lot of work, for sure.
So you there was pre uh what would you call that,
templates or whatever. It's like, oh sorry, I'll be late four. Yeah,
and that right right, they had them. Well, you could
go in there and add templates that you wanted so
I used to love to grab my friend's phone and
maybe they never saw them. Maybe they did, but like
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it'd be like sorry, I'd be late from work. And
then up to the fifteen was normal. Then the sixteenth
one was where RJ would add I think Jim is
trying to destroy the world.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I would put just the weirdest thing I know. I
know so that that was my not April Fool's joke,
but just the average thing. I wonder how many people
in my close proximity found very strange templates and never
would talk about it, because who would suspect some weird
it would do?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
If you've known this guy for a couple of decades,
you might want to look at your phone.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah you're still using yah, yeah yeah, get your flip
phones up from about two thousand and four and see
you know the telltale sign RJ was here. Oh here's
another good one. Never thought about this. A woman actually
painted over the husband's bar of soap with clear nail polish.
Let it dry. So Hey, this is ain't working man.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
That's a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
That is a lot of work, but I find it precious.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
You could spray it with some sort of spray coat
deal Coak.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, there's got to be some some some what do
you call that, free Paul Eurythane or something like that.
If you're gonna smell the nail polish, I think eventually.
But yeah, that's pretty great. But I really love the
beef bullyon guy too. These are things you never think
of harmless.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
There's more harmless April Fools pranks to pull on someone
that won't make them sad. Excelnetty three dot com chrivity page,
it's trending.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
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Speaker 4 (20:27):
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Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'll see what they did there, Blue Mose east Side.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
So we jump into bench. Didn't know random facts today? Sure,
there have been times when real news that breaks in
April first gets dismissed as an April full s date.
Frank okay. Some examples the murder of Marvin Gaye nineteen
eighty four, the murder of Selena in nineteen ninety five,
the death of Mitch Headbird two thousand and five. And
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here's the big one, the cancelation of Guiding Light in
two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I don't remember that show.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Daytime, So betch didn't know the highest point in Connecticut.
Here's a random fact, no clue is on a mountain
called Mount Fristle. But it's not even the peak of
the mountain that's across the border in Massachusetts. Kind of
like the highest peak in North Dakota is Columbia Overpass. Oh,
I thought it was I thought it was white butte.
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But okay, I'll checked that I was wrong about that.
Double check that one. Iika, you're familiar. Yes, Ikia started
as a mail order business that sold pencils and postcards
and meatballs. Pencils, postcards. My meatballs were third and that's
what really made Ikia taking. Okay, snakes and sparklers. Match
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didn't know, okay, pound of dimes, pounded quarters? I said,
what's worth more? I said, we weighed what weighs more?
What's worth more a pounded dimes or a pounded quarters?
Think about it. Carma Hansen here from Grandport, Safe Kids.
We're going to talk safe kids stuff too. What would
you guess I'm going to get dimes.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Probably because that's not the answer. They're expecting you to say.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
They're worth the same amount. A pounded dimes and pounded
quarters are worth the same amount. Two hundred dimes weigh
one pound and are worth twenty dollars. Eighty quarters weigh
one pound and are worth twenty dollars. So there's if
you've got kids with nothing to do, remember this assignment,
especially when the summer gets here.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Yeah, okay, I'm would have totally went with the day.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Here's a scientific task for you guys. What weighs more?
Just give them out of simon, take them all day
and finally, dinosaurs flowers would exist at first flowers I
would guess too, but it's dinosaurs existing before flowers. Scientists
believe flowering plants evolve this a response to dinosaurs because
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plants needed protection against vegetarian dinosaurs, so they developed toxic flowers,
then eventually evolved down non toxic flowers once the dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I was going to say, somebody had to plant the flowers,
so it makes sense it was the dinosaurs dinosaurs plant
that I think about it. Yeah, yeah, I can see
them out there, t rex especially.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Going to dinosaur home depot and lows dinosaur a seasons. Now.
You know, the joke gets better when you keep going.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Visiting with Karmahansen Reford safe kids. What are you doing
with our monkeys? Oh you're popping your phone up against
the monkeys. I didn't see you with the phone in
your hand with our monkey.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
To set the scene, there's a couple of wooden monkeys.
What country are those from?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
You?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I can't remember the James brought as those their listeners
brought them in one time. They're from Africa. Yeah, they're handcarved,
so they're pretty interesting. So Karma left her has her
phone on our monkeys. I do. Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Well thanks for coming.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It was a good visiness, you know.
Speaker 12 (24:11):
And I appreciated the excel lady through schooling this morning,
the oh session that you just did with all the interesting.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Fact did seven thirty five weekday mornings. I know, right.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I appreciated the things you had on it this morning.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
You're going to school, hopefully you're going to learn something.
You're going to work. Probably not, so that's why we do.
Bet you didn't know before everyone gets nestled in.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yep, And I appreciate it. This morning segment.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Excellent, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
We appreciate you coming in and spreading a word in
the community of there just seems to be more fun
stuff that goes on for the kids where you're accidentally
learning too that just this stuff never existed when Trevor
was left.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
We were after the salt mines.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
Real.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yes, that's right, there's no fun.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Well, we are joining an eventph this weekend. It was
actually really two organizations coming together. We used to do
something called Safe Kid's name, and there was an early
childhood education group in town. Judy Milliwtz was actually the
initiator of this. It was called the hands On Learning
Fair and it was a way to teach parents how
to engage with kids in a way that involves something
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other than just electronics or putting them in front of
the TV or drawing that kind of stuff, So really
engaging with play and just how it stimulates the mind.
And oftentimes we were doing events on the same weekend,
or maybe one weekend one right after the other, and
so we combined the events several years ago and now
we've taken over the event. It's called hands On Learning
(25:37):
Fair by Safe Kids Grand Works, and it is an
event that people that are parents to young kids kind
of that ten and under look forward to all year
because we basically take over the Purple Arena. We've got
space in the Gambucci also this year and have over
fifty different booths and vendors there in which parents can
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come in and the kids can play and learn and
do activities. And they're doing activities but at the same
time they're learning about really important safety topics. So it's
a really really fun day we're looking forward to on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
I'm thinking you do this thing quarterly because I feel
you're in here a couple months ago and we were
talking about it, but no, it's April already.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
It is we do it in April, and yeah, you're right.
Speaker 12 (26:18):
It just does seem like it was just yesterday that
we did it, but nope, it's it's you're twenty twenty
five and it's a whole new gig we got going
on this time.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
So needs to know as far as the hours, the admission,
all that good stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah, so the event.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
Another thing we took feedback from the public on is
we used to have it three hours. It was ten
to one, and the bubble said, there is so much
to do that. We can't get through it in three hours,
and so we have extended it. It's four hours.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Now.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
If you come at one o'clock, you're not going to
have enough time to get through in just an hour.
You need to set aside a couple hours, so plan
your kids naptime and lunchtime around this. It goes from
ten until two at the Purple Arena. Admission is free.
We're going to have you come in between like there's
a park district office or building and then the west
side of the like the overhead doors of the Purple Arena,
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and come in and we have registration bags for people
to fill up with all the stuff that's out at
the tables, the giveaways that we have.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
There will be some vendors there with food.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
So if it's over the launch hoer, We've got a
group from the air base that's going to be doing
a hot dog special for people. We've got Cool Creations
that'll be doing their snow cone and cash candy.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah right, I mean, let's sugar the kids up.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Put it there, right, and you should.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Be able to get caught in candy other than fair season.
Speaker 12 (27:38):
Absolutely absolutely, we just have We're gonna have like a
bike rodeo we're gonna have. The Sheriff's Department will be
there with the University of North Dakota College of Nursing.
They run a lot of our booths, but they'll partner
with people and for example, the Sheriff's Department will be there.
If you have guns in your home, they have free gunlocks.
We have a medication safety booth will be given away
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a free sharps containers to anybody that needs those if
you're diabetic or taking you know, injections for migraines or
stuff like that. We've got fire department there that will
be doing some activities from the air base with you know,
what does the fireman look like and how do you
respond if you know, you hear the alarm go off
in your house. And we'll have people there who are
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car seat experts talking about, you know, where to put
the kids in the car and what kind of things
to be watching out for that, so well a.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Lot of learning for the adults too. It is absolutely
most of our booths.
Speaker 12 (28:30):
Actually we have two people at it, so one can
be kind of doing the activity that's kid focused and
then the other one is kind of having that conversation
with the parents. So for example, medication safety, you teach
the kids never eat or drink anything your mom or
dad didn't give you. You're telling the adults put this
stuff out of sight and out of reach and that
kind of thing. So a lot of people that it
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takes to put this event on, And I do want
to give a shout out to our presenting sponsor, Triple
A helps to sponsor this event and so you know,
it costs money for the tables and the venue space
and things like that, so we're really grateful to them
for partnering with.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Us on the event.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Beautiful coming up on Saturday.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Yeah, go to our Facebook page, go to our website
learn more about it. It's free charge ten to two Saturday,
April fifth, Garmie Hansen.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
It is a coming up this weekend the Hands On
Learning Fair Purple Arena and spilling over into the Gambuccia
a little bit.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
A little bit yep, there will be a bikero to
you over there.
Speaker 12 (29:28):
So we have lots of space for the kids to
ride the bikes and practice their little hands signals and
turns and stops and starts and stuff.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
The Optimists do that, and so we're really glad to
have that extra space.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Well, excellent. Let me hit you the question of the
day before we take a break. Here, we're gonna throw
the question out to everyone else. Look at some answers
rolling and to choose you on evench winning eight thirty five.
What is something people do we don't realize is weird
until you really think about it. Question of the day today.
Like another example, how we celebrate birthdays but putting fire
on food and the person just sits there awkwardly.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
You think about that, that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, birthday candles and you proceed to blow them out.
That the similism there is frightening. Here's your life representatives
now that blow it out.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
So here's one.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
And you guys may not totally get this.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
I'm a nurse by background, and I've always thought it
was weird that, you know, when you're in the hospital
a time where you know you're sick and you're feeling awful,
and you know often right, and you don't feel well,
and you have doctors or nurses coming in and asking
you very personal.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Questions and things like that, and yet we put two
people in a room past something true.
Speaker 12 (30:40):
Oh yeah, from a nurse's perspective, I am super just delighted.
I don't know if you guys had the chance to
tour the new al True Hospital, but what an amazing facility.
And obviously, I say kids is based out of All
True Health system, so I'm super proud of our our
lead agency and employer. But I mean they've got it right.
It's all private rooms in there, as in my mind
(31:01):
as it should be as a nurse. Things people do
that's weird, okay, double in the hospital, agreed. I would
have to agree with that, right, beautiful forks.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Let me put it this way.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
You're Tuesday morning. More on a warning, Yes, more on
my Nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Planning is everything you don't plan, you're preparing to fail.
So that's good advice. Everyone has been tricked by an
April Fool's date prank. We're going to talk coming up
in the about ten minutes some classic April fols date
pranks by companies, by companies coming out.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh okay, so it can affect.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Gas mileage when your tires aren't properly inflated, No big deal,
top them off when it gets cold to get the warning.
You just absolutely samaring your tires camp Well. Two morons
in Nashville got arrested Friday after they stopped to put
air in their tires during a high speed cheese How
did they do that? A cop noticed a license plate
was obscured and they tried to pull them over, but
(32:00):
the guy driving didn't stop and sped off. He apparently
thought he outran them and didn't realize that police helicopter
was also following thember. They saw him putting aaron his
tires after pulling into a gas station. Sounds like like
a Super Bowl commercial for an awesome gas stage. It
really does Coup showing up and arrested both of them.
They didn't share info on the passenger, but the driver's
(32:22):
name is Jonathan Chappa and he's not just in trouble
for running. Officers smelled weed and found a large bag
of pot in the center council. They also found a
backpack backpack with more pot, plastic baggies and two digital scales.
The driver admitted the weed was his and he was
also driving on suspended license. No word on the exact
charges they're each facing, but guy Nashville arrested fraud after
(32:46):
he stopped put air in his tires during a high
speed high speech is funny Jonathan Tennessee picking up a
Tuesday Morning more on award. He'll share it with the
other guy too.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
We just don't have his name's Big Nascar country over there.
Sure they were like, I've got to make a pit
stop here exactly, and then cops they just waited like, oh,
he's pit stopping. That's okay, we gotta let him.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
It's the stuff, y'all know what day it is?
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No April fools, April fools, ap just a little joke
you well, yeah, it's April foold.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
We tell practical jokes on April fool. There, stop with
this April fool nonsense.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
April fool your friend, harlor.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Right now, April fool Day is over. Show job.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
In a way.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Thanks so many three got some Aper Fool's Day, Franks,
my companies. Now, let's I guess we're into the workday
thinking we can do a that's a fact Rodeo edition
for some some Rodeo tickets for game eight thirty five.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's a fact.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
I like that kind of going stumbled upon some Rodeo
banks and some will.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Be okay, And so we say, okay, I love I
love those type of get you.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
To the rodeo next to Friday at the Leri Center.
So coming up, you got to look at the forecast
before we get back into our question of today. More
shoeshon invention winning at nine to fifteen. Which weather advisory
seven pm this evening through seven pm tomorrow. All we
could do for a high yesterday I believe was forty
degrees Today, rain snow likely, we get to forty again
(34:26):
though east winds got to thirty five miles an hour.
The advisory goes through an effect this evening, rain and
snow becoming all snow after midnight thirty two and breezy.
Then for Wednesday, snow before noon, then snow likely maybe
mixing with rain, steady temperatures around thirty four. New snow
accumulation three to five inches possible, the sloppy, heavy wet
(34:47):
stuff like we had a weekend and a half ago.
Now it should melt quickly, so don't even think about
shoveling our jay.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Don't you worry?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Pal you forty four for Thursday's high any chances No,
probably Sunday forty four. We had some fifties and the
forecast next week, so we're finally going to get some
spring weather, just not the next couple of days. Everything
normal today we're traveling, especially east of here, You'll be fine.
Head down to the Twin Cities type deal. You'll be
fine going north. No big whoop. Which weather advisory goes
(35:19):
into effect at seven o'clock today? Here is our question
of the day. I promise it's not an April Full's
Day prank. It's the real forecast. We're not going to
prank you with weather. We don't want to.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
We could get big trusts, we could, yes, yes, we could.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Well, what's something you didn't realize was weird till you
think about it. That's our question of the day today.
Something people do, something people do that is weird. Didn't
realize it's weird to really really kind of process it.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
I suppose walking around with a doggy bag, Oh for sure,
you know, picking up after your animals. Well that's always
been said. Like you had said earlier, Hey, think of
these from the alien perspective. But if you were to
and you've heard this example before, but if an alien
were to laying here from space and watch, do you
human walking the dog and picking up after them?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
We better communicate with these dogs.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
They would think the dogs are running the show. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Absolutely, Sometimes I think the dogs do run.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
They might be right.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Actually, yeah, think about when I when I have to
sleep in a kennel at home, my dogs sprawled out
in the king sized bed.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That's true. Yeah, so the aliens would be right in
their assessment.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Wendy says, when you dream something that is so realistic
and praying it's not happening, it is scary sometimes how
real dreams can go.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah, seem especially as a matter if you're young or old. Yeah,
especially those teeth falling out ones. I get those all
the time too. Yeah, we need to talk. Dreams are different. Ye, yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Yeah, I've read different things of what it's supposed to
me and I can't remember right now for the life
of me. But I'm glad other people have the teeth
falling out. Oh yeah, like, oh well, that's it.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Moving to Britain, yep.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
How about different cultures doing different things like why we
drive on the right side and some kind of trees
the left side and others when you're when you're driving
around the roads, it kind of depends what country you're in.
What side of the road you're driving on?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, And isn't there parts of Europe where it's on
the right side for portions of it and then it
turns to the left. I mean, I think maybe it's Italy.
There's some places where you actually will be switching.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
That seems dangerous and morehead and more morehead when you
pull off first the first exchange area there, suddenly you're
on the left hand side.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Of the road.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You know, I don't know, yeah where that is?
Speaker 4 (37:33):
Keep response is coming more choos you on Adventure winning
on the way later on the show Today. We've all
been tricked by an April foll S date prank, whether
we admit.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
It or not.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
But they're always more lame jokes than funny ones, especially
when it comes to businesses and brands. There are lists
online are the best and worst apri full state pranks
by companies in recent years. I've got some of them here.
Some of these are pretty good. Twenty fifteen, Amazon dot
Com reverted its homepage to the look and feel the
(38:04):
page and April first nineteen ninety nine, and it was
a major difference. A lot of these aren't haha funny,
like pulling stuff on your buddies. But it's good promotion
for a lot of these companies when they do this
sort of stuff. Twenty fifteen, red Box announced the debut
of pet Fox with entertainment for the past.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
See. I wouldn't I wouldn't even have thought that was
a joketbox.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
There's there's dog TV. It's only a channel, but there
is a dog TV channel in.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yes, and there's apps to make your kiddy entertain your kiddy. Right,
So I'm in Fox. Yeah, I would. I would say
here pet Box go yep.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Maybe red Box would still be around today. If they
want to see you should pet Box.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
You should have went with pet Box.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
In twenty fifteen, when you clicked a Google Maps link,
you started playing the arcade game pac Man on real
city streets. That sounds fun. Yeah. Next Tuesday, when we
talked to Grand Fork's mayor, Brandon k see if you
can somehow find someone smart enough to do this so
we can play pac Man and on the Grand four
from down the Grand fourth streets. Yeah. Twenty fifteen, Samsung
(39:09):
introduced the world's first smart knife, the Galaxy Blade Edge.
It was a knife with smartphone capabilities that was hyped
as the ultimate cooking companion.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
And that wasn't real.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
That wasn't real.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I know somebody, sound like good ideas? Yeah yeah, something
tells me they will be soon. Give you a couple
more here.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Twenty seventeen, Hulu poke fun at our ever shortening attention
spans by launching a new service called who that only
showed eight second versions of the show.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
That sounds like something I would do. I love that idea.
Just mock the.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
People watching Instagram reels. If something's fifteen seconds, you can't
even make it.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
You can't even make it. It's it's getting to be
pretty bad oo.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Twenty seventeen, Burger King launched Whopper Flavor toothpaste, taking the
iconic flavor of the Whopper and combining him with the
active and gre It's for optimal teeth and gumb hygiene.
That just sounds disgusting. Twenty seventeen, the high end auto
company Master and Dynamic announced the launch of their new
MH four oh C one concrete over ear headphones, made
(40:13):
of solid concrete and retailing for three hundred and ninety dollars.
Oh all right, a couple more and I'll be done
here for now. Twenty seventeen Coke announce a new variety
with a small shot of helium that creates a squeaky,
high pitched effect on the drinker's voice. How much fun
would that be?
Speaker 1 (40:31):
That would be fun?
Speaker 4 (40:32):
They would sell records amount of Coca cola if that
was so.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
The bubbles, rather than they would be made of helium
instead of carbon dioxide. Yeah, that's the word, that's the gas.
I was, you know, Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Twenty seventeen, Duo Lingo launched a new course to help
people become fluent in the complicated language of emoji. I'm shocked,
that's not real.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah. See, some of these are like outdated. They used
to be a oak and now they could all be.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Considered classic good ideals, date pranks by companies. Good luck.
Hopefully your company's not pulling something on you today.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's not for one more thing on Excel ninety three,
one more time, one more.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
As you were, as I should explain to everybody doing
Backstreet Boy choreographic move I was, Yes, How excited would
you be if you got to see the Backstreet Boys
with and sync. There are rumors they are collaborating for
a tour right now, No nothing confirmed yet, no dates
announced yet. But wow, that could happen.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Okay, well, we will keep you informed of that situation.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
We are your Backstreet Boy Slash and Sync Boys connection
NY three.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Absolutely. Well, let's not worry about that one right now.
Speaker 4 (41:50):
You said not worry about the snow system, so I
say don't.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
I said don't because the average American spends one hundred
and thirty eight minutes worrying every single day, every day.
Every day.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
That's a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
That's two hours and eighteen minutes, so that would be
the length of the Star Wars force awakens. So you're
spending that much time worrying every day.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
I just think that's an average. There's I don't know
if I know any people like that because.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
More than that, Yeah, I'm trying to think of someone.
There are a lot of motivational quotes about how worrying
is a waste of time and energy, but that doesn't
seem to be stopping us in fact general, how you
don't ten percent See now I'm worried about worrying too much,
so there's no there's no end for me. So ten
(42:39):
percent of young adults actually schedule worrying time. Trevor, I
have not gone that far. Yet, but I say, okay,
from the from three to four special, I'm gonna worry
from three to four, right, you know, just last night
ten I was last night, it is about eleven thirty.
I'm like, I gotta get up at four or I
(43:00):
really need to sleep. But man, I'm tired and I'm
just about it. I said, wouldn't it be funny if
I started worrying about stuff right now? That's exactly how
my mind's I said, at least you weren't worrying about
anything or ja to keep yourself up. Oh, then I
could I started worrying about stuff purposely. Yeah, but anyway,
I yeah, but I've never gone so far as to say, well,
I'm gonna worry from three to four that I'm gonna
(43:22):
make Yeah, that.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
A notification for your phone.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah. Ten percent of young adults are doing this in
their's theories that they might be doing this thinking it
might be more productive, like saying, Okay, I won't worry
any other time of day, but from four pm to five, yeah,
I'll just sit there and worry about some things. I
would say, maybe just consider worst case scenarios. It's more
(43:46):
like pre planning. That's really all any worrying is it's
planning to face the worst head on when it arrives inevitably.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
You can just shut it off, right right, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah, look, okay, I'm not gonna worry anymore. But yeah, three,
do you worry in your sleep before my sleep?
Speaker 4 (44:05):
While you're like worries in your dreams?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I suppose yeah, yeah, because sometimes awake comes it. I'd
never thought about this before. It just popped in my head. Yeah,
probably because I was dream worrying mine. That's terrible. But
only three percent of those over forty five are intentionally
making time for worrying, but ten percent of young adults are.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
So someone needs to remake with all the rebanks reboots.
Someone needs to redo Bobby mcferran's don't Worry, Be Happy.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Yes, it's too much work. Why has that not been done?
I agree?
Speaker 4 (44:35):
A little song. I've rolled it to you.
Speaker 5 (44:37):
It's a song I wrote.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
We're about to go ninety three minutes commercial free next.
It's okay, A lot of feel better about that.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, I do feel better about that, definitely.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Two hours a day worrying.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
I worry about the dumbest things too, Like, oh man,
what if I can't find a parking spot and then
I have to back out in front of people.
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Oh, if I can't find the spot, then you're not
going to meet me for dinner.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
You're just going to go. I'm going to completely understand.
You have to worry about that too. If I s
bar Jay and I are meeting for supper, what are
the odds he leaves when the parking when it's too busy. Yeah,
he might not even show up.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Pretty good.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Well, now you know you don't have to worry.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Don't worry. You're listening to Sound thirty three.
Speaker 7 (45:24):
Oh I'm a like busy gen Zer, and with my
busy schedule of like doing stuff, I forget to take
time to schedule my worrying time.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
Now there's help with the gen Z Worrying Time Schedule app. Yes,
whenever it's time for you to worry about one of
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Worrying Time Scheduled app will alert you.
Speaker 7 (45:44):
And I'm just enjoying my day not being totally cringe.
Speaker 10 (45:48):
Warning warning the housing market is out of control and
you'll never be able to purchase a home.
Speaker 7 (45:53):
Oh no, great, Now I'm like worrying about that, which
is super cringe and suss.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
You love the gen Z Worrying Time Schedule app.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
All right, time to like eat food or something.
Speaker 10 (46:03):
Warning, the food you were eating is filled with chemicals
because climate change has rendered land unable to naturally grow food.
Speaker 7 (46:09):
Ugh, so cringe and sus.
Speaker 5 (46:11):
It's the gen Z Worrying Time Schedule app.
Speaker 10 (46:13):
Warning everything is terrible all the time.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
Cringe and sus and cringe downloaded. Today, I think.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
We're going to have a real humding.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Hilarious, witty and inspired.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
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