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April 9, 2025 40 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: Dumbest Things People Do While Driving

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcast no available through
Google Play, iTunes and the iHeartRadio app XCEL ninety three KKXL.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Excel ninety three Grand Forks.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
If you notice more than a few unicorns today, you're
not just seeing things.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Did you know that it is National Unicorn Day? Unicorn the.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Gay is National Unicorn Days.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
A unicorn.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Here's your unicorn from the graceful white horse with a
single forehead horns.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Take me to mean unicorn.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Celebrate National Unicorn Day two XCEL ninety three. Happy National
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rodeo Friday nights this Friday at the Eleros. Coming up,

(02:09):
we'll get into the question of the day. Let's look
at your forecast right now, gradually becoming sunny. Sixty two.
Fifty was yesterday's high. By the way, it's a decent day,
sixty two today tonight. Chance of rain mainly before midnight,
mostly cloudy in forty. Throw back Thursday, mostly claudy fifty
two are high, but we warm back up for the weekend.
Mostly Sunday sixty two Friday, just a slight chance of

(02:29):
rain in the morning Saturday. How about mostly cloudy in
sixty eight. Maybe some rain on Sunday. But right now
skat's part of the cloudy. It is thirty four down
sown Grand Forks. How are you ready?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
TV?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
The entertainment World and whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Here's what you missed on Excel ninety three.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
And a great example of using social media for attention.
A comedian in New Zealand ask people to show up
in an outdoor shopping area to watch him old a
sheet and more than seven hundred people showed and looking
for us. Many of them recorded the excitements. His name

(03:12):
Dan Bowman. It was a stunt to promote his appearance
at the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. That is pure
awesome video djour is outp at accelmenty three dot com

(03:34):
trivity page. A huge crowd turning up to watch a
guy old eight fitted sheet. It might take me about
three hours to do it Correctly. Fitting a folded sheet
a lot harder to do by yourself than you would
anticipated to be. But hey, the New Zealand comedian pulled
it off and most importantly had seven hundred people show
up to watch his talents brilliance. Here's what you missed

(03:55):
at TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Let's get into
our question of the day today, Distracted Driving Month is here.
I know we try to do the best we can
at all times, but there are times where we're fiddling
with Hopefully you're not fiddling with the radio, you just
leave it on Xcel N eighty three. You're good. Kids

(04:16):
are acting up, Hopefully you're not messing with your phone.
A lot of things you can be doing eating You
didn't have time to grab a meal, quickly thrown down
a bowl of cereal on the way to work, which
to me sounds impossible, but I've seen it before. What
is the dumbest thing you ever did behind the wheel
of a car? What is the dumbest thing you've done
behind the wheel of a car? Two songs. We're gonna

(04:39):
start off with either rodeo tickets gets you in a
movie at River Cinema or twenty five bucks to Northern
Air Action Park. We're we're gonna work on toughest monster
truck tour tickets next hour. Maybe some pit passes you.
You can choose rodeo tickets too. Got a bunch of
rodeo tickets coming out the next forty eight hours for
Friday nights. Keep it here. We are proud to be
a rodeo connection. By the way, we have a rodeo er.
I think the term on the show with us to

(04:59):
mo tomorrow morning about seven forty five. The dumbest thing
you've done or seen someone else do you can call
out others? Yes, you can. Behind the wheel. Let's look here,
Fernando says, fixing hair or makeup. Putting on makeup or
fixing hair. That sounds very difficult to do. I mean
fixing your hair. I guess you could do it if

(05:20):
you're doing a quick swoop, but hopefully or not. Like
putting bowlers in, hair sprays out and playing makeup and
eyeliner while you're driving. That's ridiculously dangerous. Peg He says,
have an actual book in front of them on their
steering wheel on I twenty nine turning off at Manville. Wow,
I get it. So there's the joke that all you

(05:41):
have to do is hold the stirring wheel straight and
driving down I twenty nine going north, you can get
to Canada going south. I guess I've never drove past
about two falls, but it's a straight shot. There's got
to be aware where you're close to a big city
in the speed limits, like in Fargo, there's always eight
hundred police officers ready to pull you over if you're

(06:02):
not drop down to fifty five. But reading a book
while you're driving? How good is that book? Books on
tape I can't pay attention to. But I'm not condoning
reading a book while you're driving down the interstate. Capeche
Who Sherry says, changing your outfit underwear too, I'm guessing
that must be you culling yourself off. You really have

(06:22):
to be dropped up on your toes to see somebody
changing their underwear driving besides you Excel ninety three, Well, hey,
good day, who is that? What's your name? Savannah? My
question of the day was the dumbest thing you've seen someone?
Maybe it was you do while driving. It's distracted driver's

(06:44):
awareness months. So we're calling out ourselves and other people today.
There's been a lot of makeup answers just I mean
more proof. You ladies are better multitaskers, but you shouldn't
be doing that either. I can't even sit in a
vehicle with a like a sixteen ounce plastic bottle of

(07:05):
pop because fifty to fifty shot. The second I unscrew
that cap, it's going to fall and go under my
seat immediately. Everything that puts in the car goes under
the seat. That's that's a fact. This man, what's you
doing Friday?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Hope you go to rodo.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Row middle initial D, last initial. Oh, you're going to
the rodeo who rodeo And I've got a Romis Guys
gift card for you. If you ever been to the
Whiskey Velosty Tour, the Pendleton Whiskey Velosty Tour rodeo before
at the Elever Center or anywhere else, this will be
your first rodeo first one. But it's not your first rodeo. Okay,

(07:46):
you sound like you're a rodeo pro. I have a
rodeo er. We have a rodeo er to visit with.
That's the official term. I think tomorrow morning, seven forty
five in studio with us, so that should be fun. Finally,
someone with more man points than Trevor and RJ Dare
to Dream. What Station's proud to be your Rodeo and
Ramas connection. Thanksl ninety three of the forks in music

(08:11):
station doing a distracted driving public service announcement today Question
of the Day, Distracted Driving Month this year. I don't
want you to get a two hundred dollars ticket. I
know it's more expensive than a f You're ninety miles
an hour down to University Avenue, but hey, don't do it.
Don't do it distracted driving. Call your cell phone, call

(08:31):
someone else out. What's the dumbest thing you've seen someone
doable driving? Maybe it was you, Maybe it was you.
Tom says I've received living on the highway when I
was much younger, not safe at all. Oh to be
dumb and young again. Lo Well, thank you Tom for
sharing that. Luke says we dumbest thing I've seen eating.

(08:55):
Lots of people are eating ridiculous stuff. I've eaten a
box of Popeye's fried chicken, polte Stal barrito, even pancakes
using silver silverware. To me, that seems impossible. I shouldn't
say it should be on America's Got Talent, because that's
ridiculously dangerous. I have a hard time sipping a soda
now I try to make sure i've got there. Used

(09:17):
to be twenty ounce, now there's sixteen nine ounce bottles.
But the cap you can screw back on, but half
the time the cap drops on the poor and of
course falls directly under the seat. Dumbest thing you've seen someone?
Maybe it was you do while driving? Mike says, wearing
a mask? So was it a COVID mask? Back in
the COVID days, I've always thought when someone's driving by

(09:38):
themselve wearing a mask, maybe they just forgot to take
it down for the drive, or maybe it was something
funny like a Chebacca mask. But that would be more dangerous.
Savan says, driving into incoming traffic while road raging. Goofiest
blank I've ever seen. That sounds like a lunatic to me.

(10:00):
Back to the eating eating a bowl of cereal with
milk in it, How is that even possible without making
a mess. I'd just be terrified I'm gonna make a mess.
Be more worried about making a mess in my car
than running into a lank pole. But I would not
recommend doing that at all. Well, Maursa says, I hate
so when someone waves me to go ahead when they

(10:22):
have the right away, it is my pet peeve. Yeah,
you can't be an under aggressive driver either, like that.
That could screw up the whole system at a four
way stop on the way. In trending, made up societal rules,
people think we should quit stand buy excelm N E

(10:42):
three Ye. Well, hey, hey, hey, what's your name?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Amy?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Amy? Dumbest thing you've seen someone? Maybe it was you
do while driving.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Wearing a circuit.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Come at Was that a doctor rushing to surgery, saving
some time, changing into the scrubs and throwing the mask on.
Maybe no idea this in recent times, the COVID days
when nobody's Felicia will no, I still see people learning them.
I always wondered when someone was wearing one driving by themselves. Yeah,

(11:23):
I'm like, I don't know what you're doing, but whatever
do you? I was worried. Maybe they think they're they're
that journey that they can't even handle themselves exactly. Particularly
although maybe a lot of times people just forgot. I
will say this about the masks, and nobody's saying, man,
they were the greatest things in the whole wide world

(11:43):
that won that first winter, it was really warm to
walk around with a mask on your face. It was
kind of yeah, that was one good thing. Like you
pull those one of those those bellow clovett things normally
over your head and they're instant snotty like half a second. Lad,
don't have to wear those anymore. Instance, Natti, I think
that's a real word word too, Amy, What do you

(12:07):
want to do here? Rodeo Friday nights though, whiskey velosty,
Pendleton whiskey velosty to a rodeo doesn't work for you. You
can get you in a movie on your own time,
or twenty five bucks to Northern Air Action Park.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I think I'll do the rodeo.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Let's get you to the rodeo perfect.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Thank you all.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Have you been to a rodeo? Yes, we went last year,
so that was your first rodeo. Now you can finally
drop the line that it's not your first rodeo. Yep,
I'm so excited for you, guys. Awesome, you will be there.
Two more sleeves. Tell me what station's proud to be
our Pendleton whiskey I've losty to a rodeo. Connection by

(12:43):
the Way tomorrow morning, seven forty five. I think the
term is rodeo er. If you've got a rodeo err
on the show with us, lashould be fun.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
A'm much trending tshtag trending on xcel ninety three.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
To give this. Have you ever thrown away food from
a party or gathering and nobody would eat just because
it was the last piece and everyone was too polite
to just eat it or split it off. BuzzFeed they've
got a new list of made up societal rules the
readers think we should all just stop following. See which
ones you agree with which ones just kind of seem whiny.

(13:21):
Here Number one the no double texting rule. People think
it's too much to send someone multiple texts in a row,
even if they think of something else after they already
send one. There are some people will send this like
I can say this in one paragraph, but there's five
quick texts that come back to back to back to back.

(13:42):
But those don't bother me as much as the someone
sends you a message. Maybe you're driving, you're doing something,
you can't respond immediately, and like forty two seconds you
get a couple of question marks. After that you're being rude.
Respect your elders. One person says, some of the nastiest
people I've ever met are over seventy. A good job

(14:03):
you've survived to be a dinosaur. But respect is earned,
not given. There are some great young there are some
great old people, and some terrible people both young and
old too. Just respect people. Expecting people working in food
service to always be happy. It's an exhausting, thankless and
stressful job that doesn't pay enough. I would mess up

(14:24):
with that entire system. I see what's going on, say
watching the fifteen people sometimes work in the McDonald's rush. Matt,
props to all you guys for doing what you do.
Respect made up socidal rules. People think we should quit.
The women should be a woman should be polite, to
be considered ladylike men are never health These seem standards true,

(14:47):
but there are some terrible women terrible men out there too,
and kind of like the older younger, there are some
great people, both ladies and men. You've got to earn
them respect. It should be acceptable to respectfully declient gifts,
to pretend to like something, take it home and save
to a regift later. You just need to be polite
about the situation too. You can't see manners are kind

(15:09):
of the answer for most of these made up the
soundal rules people think we should quit. You can't eat
in front of your friends unless they are eating too.
I feel guilty if there's a big party of ten
and some of the food comes, I like to wait
till my food comes. I guess that's what my dad
always did. What if you're really hungry, and some things
like if you've got to wait five minutes, your frids
are going to be cold. So that's a tough one there.

(15:32):
Everyone thinking that it's rude to read a book at
a function or event. Most of the people are ignoring
every one on their phones anyway, so what's difference. I
agree there. I mean, don't pull out a book at
a work meeting that it is unacceptable the data friends X.
Just because it didn't work out for them doesn't mean
it shouldn't work out for you. Hey, Beverly Hill's Nino

(15:53):
two and zero, everyone dated everybody, it seemed everybody as friends.
At the end. Placing a napkin on your lap, forget it.
It lands on the floor ninety nine out of one
hundred times, and my boom stop all the crumbs anyway.
One of the BuzzFeed responses, I won't comment on that,
blessing people when they sneeze, stop calling attention to them,

(16:14):
especially in the middle of a meeting. Someone else added,
why don't we boss farts be on board with that?
I guess that's also something coming out of your body.
You should be able to control. What do you think
you can go through these all day with your coworkers
made up societal rules. People think we should quit trending
at Excel ntty three dot com the Trivity page.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
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Speaker 2 (16:41):
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welcome to the show? Courtney Bars did logan nex real
se Grits and he's living Hello.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Courtney, Hello, Oh my gosh, my dog like wants to
get a he wants to get like right in here, Trevor.
He's like, oh yeah, tell them from me A big
roof from the Killer Dunes.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I speak dog. I do so my dad likes to I.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Call it hugging, but he likes to just and I
also call his nose his beak. He looks to just
like push his beak right into me and I could hear.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I don't know if they're really needy or loving, which
one is it? When when they're doing stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I know. Yeah, I did find a birdhead in my
living room, Master Trevor, so he's probably feeling bad about
some of his decisions.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
And it wasn't a dog toy.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
No beak, a real beak.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, yeah, enjoy your breakfast this morning, guys.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, ye ye.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Peacock can go blackbird?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Okay, that would be weird.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
We'll share your dog really has a long leash. Can't
Flamingo's home?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well, okay, we just went sew so I've got facts.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I know. It's not tangent Tuesday. We can't do that today.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Okay, Okay, I have facts.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
We'll talk buy and then sell it, and I'll hit
you with a question a du jour as we celebrate
a distracted driving month together. You're ready, yell, let's do it.
This is fun. Bet you didn't know the town of
Iksonia I x O N I A in south east
Wisconsin got its name when the people there couldn't agree
on a name, so they picked a bunch of letters randomly,

(18:43):
I x O N I A. I love that almost
as fun as reaching the scrabble box. Make something out
of this that's our town?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Did they all side over how to pronounce it? Those
in Theresia.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
You know Glenn frye the Eagles, right that you didn't know.
Glenn fry from the Eagles got the idea for the
song of Life in the fast Lane when he was
a drug dealer. Excuse me when his drug dealer who
was calling I mean, it's not much better. His drug dealer,
who was called the Count used that phrase as they
were driving Life in the fast Lane.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
He almost changed his life story.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, wow, made a wikipedia at it.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I've seen them like four times in concert, and I
never never assumed.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
One of them was the son of a gun. I
really would love if I could see any concert this year,
Eagles at the Sphere in Vegas, but I know I
would have to sell both of our cars in our
house to be able to afford tickets for that.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's not batter. I looked into it and they're not horrible.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Two tickets under one thousand dollars with all the fees in.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, yeah, it was well under thousands. Yeah. So you
know I was going to try to go with my dad,
So I'll keep you posted, Trevor.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, we can.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
We can try to get ourselves on an allegiance together.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
And watch one with that live.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
What if we did our a live from Megas?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Isaac Newton vetched, No, here's the first person recognized that
the rainbow was divided into seven distinct colors. Isaac Newton, Oh,
I thought was the Lucky Charms guy. Yeah, I'm always learning.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Always Isaac. Maybe real hungry for a sign when you
said that.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yesterday I was calling out honey out of cherios being
full of lies, containing no nuts. Since twenty sixteen, it's
crushed up fruit and flavoring just to make it cheaper.
Basically same price does now. Black peppers full of lies.
It's not actual pepper. They're the cooked, unripe dried fruit
of the pepper. Niagro vine green pepper is the uncooked version,

(20:44):
and the white pepper is the ripe fruit seed. The
ripe fruit seeds and Sishwan pepper corns are the dried
berries of the prickly anish tree, which is a member
of the citrus family. There's a lot to process and
what I just said there, Wow, yep, I remember none
of that that just came up with my mouth.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm still unlucky terms.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Black pepper is not actual pepper. That's our take. We'll
stop right there.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Okay, yep.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Pull out your radar gun and break some wind today
that you didn't know. When you break wind, it travels
about how many feet per second? Just give me a gas.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
How many feet per second?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Really? Three feet ten feet per second, ten per second.
That's about seven miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Unless you're a dog, then a's at least twenty feet
per second, Isn't.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
It the truth? My dog could pass gas? Hello, Uno,
I don't want to call him out listening on the
iHeartRadio app right now. He's got xcelmenty three favorite, that's
his number one pre sent on the app. But he
could pass gas right now. I'd smell at work downtown.
I love way west side of town.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
You know he just went oh when you said, he's like,
you just outed me. I should try it somewhere to
get my dog.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
To howell because you go o, let's work on that
for Halloween month. I'm sure we'll remember that come October.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Sounds good, and then all all the grands that you
Doug start howling.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Buying and selling, Courtney. What you're talking about, willis today?
What are we going to learn about?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
I'm upupright and early because I am launching a great
lake property today, Trevor, and it's lake season soon. I
do not have a lake home. Do you have a
lake home, Trevor?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Oh? Only when it rains a lot, Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, go on to the sidewalks and.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Puddle it up, fluttles, floods a little bit. Then it's
a lake home.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
So for all of us that don't have lake homes,
what we need to do is, if we're not in
that place to purchase one, we need to get our
friend to buy one, okay, Trevor.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
So that's oh, I hear you there right. So this bad.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Boy's going to have twenty three acres eight hundred feet
a shoreline. You can hunt, you can fish, you can
live it up and live your best life. So the
website I've got everything's going to be as soon as
I can get my son to school. Hopefully we'll have
everything launched here at Leech Lake house dot com. You
can we'll get all the details on it. But uh,

(23:13):
it's it's kind of a unique property because usually you
just you know, you get house after house after house,
and then you have to see your neighbors, right because
you're right at the lake. Uh, you get twenty three
acres traver, so you could just you know, I wouldn't
even see Yeah, you wouldn't want to see the neighbors.
So it's it's pretty cool or.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Great to a point, right, Courtney.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yes, So gather your friends, you know, maybe you go
in on it together, or maybe you just tell your
buddy that keeps talking about it at at at beers
at Speedway and I'd be like, hey, why don't you
buy this flake house that you keep talking about, you know,
and then you can use it the summer. So that's
my that's my tip and trick. And it is lake season.

(23:51):
So if this one's not the one for you, just
holler if you have questions, happy to explore that with you,
and you can find me on the socials at Grand
Cities Living. You can give me a call it seven
zero one five eight zero two zero two four, or
you can contact my broker ext real T that's come

(24:12):
if you have questions or your offended that we were
talking about the most parts.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
We always take it to the next level, don't we.
We need a disclaimer next time before we get together
and visit.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, I've got all Courtney's contact infots too. All gladly
passes your way. If it's easier to get a hold
of me, gladly pass it to you, because it's you know,
writing things down. If you driving, it's distracted driving awareness MOD.
What's the dumbest thing you've seen someone? Maybe it was
you do while driving. You can call it yourself or others. Courtney.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, I'm not trying to get political here, Tremor, but
I always thought it was weird when people were driving
in cars by themselves with masks on back in the day.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
First one to say that, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Just like mask if you want to mask. If you
don't want to, I don't care. I'm not I'm not
here to play that game. But I just always yeah,
I was just always thought it was weird if you're
buy your self and then you were masking to.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I wanted to believe at first it was, you know what,
I've had the mask on, I've had to go in
the store. I've got three more stores to go into.
I'm not going to pull it down, pull it back off.
It's a lot of effort, you god. I adjusted. But
then I saw somebody doing it driving by themselves, driving
down the interstate, and I, oh, that's a long haul.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah that's yeah, that's a long haul. So but you know,
like you see your dentists and they were like they
just pop the mask down, pop the doable, but it
is I don't know. Iways thought that was interesting, you
do you.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I was hoping your story would be more wearing Chewbacca
masks because those are much less comfortable but a lot funnier.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Yeah, those ones are funny.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Imagine seeing somebody wearing a Chewbacca mask driving by themselves,
especially like on a random Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Morning like today, right right, Because really, to be honest,
if you're going to do something, I thought you have
to have someone in your car to be giggling with,
you know, you get a giggle about. I thought you can't.
Just can't like, hah, I'm doing this by myself.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I mean we've all done stuff to amuse ourselves when
nobody all else was around. It can't be the only
yeah lone wolf weirdo out there, right true? Courtney Barstead
logan the XP real t Grand City is Living. Always
a pleasure to have you on the show. And I
hope you can get out and do some outside stuff

(26:23):
as we finally have an excuse to get outside of
some nice weekend weather for a change.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I can't wait, left muddy pause, shover, bring it on.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, she's drying up nicely, isn't she?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
She is?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
She is?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Courtney will do it again, seven sleeps.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Can't wait. Have a great rest of your week.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Let me put it this way your Wednesday morning Moron Award. Yes,
more on my Excel ninety three.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Jonathan Puppets And this song is called Space Beginning Transmission.
Not a space story, but definitely a slash story here.
Being a cop is one of the occupations where you
have to ask questions that you already know the answer to,

(27:11):
or you know the answers that you're going to guess.
Policed in Kentucky recently responded to Collins about a naked
man walking in a highway. When they found him, a
cop asked what he was up to He said he
was going to get some pants. He was wearing no pants.
He appeared to be under the influence of something and

(27:33):
became disorderly, repeatedly kicking the door patrol car. He was
ided is James K. King and was charged with a
decent exposure, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct. He also had
six outstanding warrants for stuff like public intoxication, criminal trespassing,
and possession of drug paraphernalia. I know you thought there's

(27:54):
going to be something nakedy in there. Glason, Kentucky, recently
arresting in naked man walking in a highway. When they
found him, a comp asked what he was out doing,
He said he was going to get some pants. In maloney,
he's sent a mission to cure his naked condition even
in Kentucky. You can't walk around naked pantsless, pantsless in Kentucky.

(28:18):
That's her third trip to Kentucky in twenty twenty five.
You're Wednesday Morning, moren Award Question of the Day, Keep responding.
Distracted Driving month this year. What is the dumbest thing
you've seen somebody do while driving? Maybe it was you
call it yourself or others driving by in to do

(28:39):
a double triple take. She couldn't believe this was going on.
That's fine too, Danielle says, passenger with feet on the
dash passest way to take out your kneecaps for deer
runs in front of the car. See people driving the
passenger with the feet out the window too. Just seems
like that's going to be loud with the wind going
ripping down. I twenty nine and seventy five, eight miles

(29:00):
an hour. Lisa put on an entire face of makeup.
I'd like to know if it was you, if you're
calling out other people here today, Do not try that
at home. We could end basically all of these answers.
Do not try this at home. Austin says, the truck

(29:20):
coming toward us, he had a huge puddle covered the windshelled.
She panicked, screamed through her hands in the air, closed
to her eyes. I had to grab the wheel and
point out there's a windshield and it's water proof. I'm
glad everything worked out. Okay, there's no car accident because
of that. Now you just have a funny story out
of it. Beth says, I didn't see my godmother's friend

(29:44):
would put up her makeup on while driving the freeway
in Los Angeles. Wow, Wow, what are those like? Forty
four lane highways in LA? But I think in LA
you basically have time to be at work, then you're
on the interstate for four hours to go to and
from work, and then you're home and to bed, so
you don't have a lot of time dangerous though, yes,

(30:06):
Brendan says seeing a driver of reading a newspaper while
going down the interstate. One time. We joke about our
straight I twenty nine. But it's not time to pull
out another activity because you're bored. Fire up a movie
on your phone, read a newspaper or book. Still got
to be paying attention. Unless you have a self driving car,
then I'm sure you could still get ticketed for doing

(30:29):
the newspaper. Don't do that if you have a self
driving car either. Well, we've got some good grilling weather
finally this weekend. I mean the first half of March
was good grilling weather, and we've been very patient the
last few weekends. But she's back again the mild weather.
I'm not sure backyard barbecues are supposed to be fancy,
but here's how to elevate yours. Hot dog towers might

(30:50):
be a big trend this summer. Fox News just did
a big story at how restaurants are offering them instead
of seafood towers, because well, seafood is expensive. Times are tough.
Even if if times weren't tough, if times were easy,
I would rather have a hot dog tower with than
a seafood tower. If there's fried shrimp and more fried

(31:12):
shrimp on there than I do the seafood tower with us. Uponette,
back to the Wieners. You take a multi tiered serving platter,
put different types of hot dogs around it. All three
levels can be dogs or or you can use one
level for fries, top tier for condiments like the fries
get cold, though I wouldn't do that, don't just load

(31:33):
them on there. It's all about presentation to a place
in South Carolina called Sir Wieners. How elegant is that
Sir Wieners taking responsibility for the trend. They partnered with
an upscale place called Lamar's Basketball Lamar's Last Fall, and
added a hot dog tower to their menu. The owner
of Sir Wiener says people love it because, quote it's
over the top and the perfect mix of ridiculous and delicious.

(31:57):
What'd your barbecue version look like? Maybe pigs in a
blanket on tom normal, dogs in the middle, bronz in
the bottom. I know, I've got to grow up all
these different things. Maybe you can do some foot mons
in the very bottom. That sounds fun, I think, more
delicious than the seafood tower. Will hot dog towers be

(32:18):
the big barbecue trend this summer? Restaurants have started adding
them as a cheaper alternative seafood towers. We all know
hot dogs are at the most expensive meat to buy
out there. I wonder what restaurants are charging for them.
Maybe I'll try to contact Sir Wieners, Sir Wieners, Excel
mutty three moom, Hey, good day. Who is this, Sanie?

(32:43):
What's the dumbest thing you've seen someone? Maybe it was
your duval driving Leilani well on inner Face.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
A few years bag and I watched this man driving
a vessel and he was standing on the seat driving,
you know, seventy five flocks on you want to stay hands.
It was the freakiest thing I've.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Ever had to written. Are you positive this was the
Interstate and you weren't watching? I don't know fast and furious. Well,
I was like, what is I have a lot of
foggy memories too, from stuff I think I see, the
stuff I think I see on TV. I can't distinguish
reality a lot of days either.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
This fun And she called the cops because she she
reported them.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Wow, yeah, that's a that's the survival of the fittest thing.
God forbid. I mean, I don't cheer for people to
get hurt, but no.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
We were afraid that they were going to like crash
and that we even have to live with it.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
You know, there's someone we're not going to see on
Jeopardy anytime soon. We hopefully Heylenlannie. What do you want
to do here? Rodeo Friday Night, Monster Trucks next Saturday.
How about the monster truck Let's try to get your
monster truck tickets. If you succeed in playing my game,
is it a real competition or a fake one? Get

(34:04):
three out of five rights and we'll make you a winner.
For example, if I say Tuna Rama Festival in Port Lincoln, Australia,
it's a tuna tossing contest where competitors throw a frozen
tuna as far as possible. Is that a real competition.
That's a fact. That is a real competition. Oh that's crazy.

(34:25):
How about the Invisible Dog Show Manchester, England Handler's Parade
imaginary dogs in a judge competition focusing on obedience and agility.
The Invisible Dog Show. That is fake. I couldn't I
couldn't help a snicker. That's so ridiculous. And I was like,
I don't know how you judge something up from that.

(34:45):
People in the stands watching the Invisible Dog Show, I
wonder if they invisible poop? All right? How about chess
boxing in Berlin, Germany, a hybrid sport where competitors alternate
between rounds of chess and boxing when by either checkmate
or knockout. Is that real? Yes, that is a fact.

(35:08):
That is real chest boxing. I definitely wouldn't go to
a chess tournament boxing. Yeah, I don't really need to
see people punching each other in the face. But combo
mo up? Yeah right, Leilani, let's get this here, get
this next one. You're a winner. Competitive sleep racing in Tokyo, Japan.
Participants try to fall asleep the fastest in a sleep lab,

(35:30):
with winners determined by brain wave monitoring. Is that a fact?
Is that real? Paul? That is not real? But you
know what is real? They're going to the monster trucks Leilani,
I'm nine ten more sleeps, ten more sleeps a letter center.

(35:51):
Maybe we can make them happier. How's your monster truck voice?
I want to get you in pit passes too, if
you can give me like a Saturday Saturday Saturday. You
pay for the whole seat, but you only need D
the edge the dual monster truck voice. I'll give you
nine point three seconds. Let's try to get you some
pit passes to you ready, door, give or go? Come

(36:16):
on Saturday. How about you only need d it. Thank
you for humoring me. Let's get you. I don't want
to disappoint the grand kids. Let's get your pit passes
to what station's proud to be your toughest Monster truck

(36:36):
Tour connection. So beautiful. It's time for one more thing
on Excel ninety three, One more time, one more more so.
A woman on TikTok ask people for the most unhinged
ways they keep themselves from spending money like this might
sound weird, but I swear it works. Some of them

(36:58):
are crazy. Some are crazy brilliant judge some of these together.
Let's go through these. Lock up all your credit cards.
I get the meaning to the madness here, but kind
of need one when you leave the house, just in case. Right.
You can still use them if you want, but you
have to go through the trouble of unlocking them every time.

(37:20):
Make yourself run for every dollar you spend. For example,
you buy something you don't need for fifty bucks, you've
got to run for fifty minutes. That would curb the
buying for sure. People say they love to run. It
feels good when it's over, but in progress, not Eve,
I don't want to say. I can't even tape a

(37:41):
picture of your parents to your credit card. These are
unhinged money saving tips. It's supposed to remind you of
how much you don't want to move back in with them.
Kind of funny. Maybe they should make credit cards where
you can get pictures of your parents on them. Interesting,
someone will steal that. Do you like the item more
than cash? Think of it like this Before you buy something,

(38:01):
Ask yourself, if someone offered me this T shirt or
thirty bucks, which one would I take? I think I
would take the money Almost every time calculate how long
you'd have to work to pay for it. Like, if
something costs one hundred dollars, you make twenty dollars an
hour's worth five hours off your time. You've got to
treat yourself from time to time, yes, but pretend to

(38:22):
costs even more. Unhinged money saving tips make a rule
if you wouldn't pay three times as much for it
and it's not worth what they're charging, consider the idea
that you might never retire before buying something you don't need.
Think of yourself at eighty five and you're still working.
I think we've all considered that the last a week
we can change here with the stock market right, think

(38:44):
of it like you're stealing from yourself. You spent all
that time earning money, Are you really going to steal
it from futureself to buy something you don't need? Or
you could do this boycott everything. Find reasons to boycott
as many companies as you can and refuse to give
them your money. There's a nap called goods Unite Us
that might help, but tells you how every brand leans politically.

(39:07):
One more haul, I'll give you one more most unhinged
money saving tips, just start binge watching hoarders, You'll never
want to buy anything agin. That's great hoarders. Don't you
wish you you thought of storage sheds. I think those
really started to trickle to take off in the eighties,
and by the nineties they were everywhere just sheds. Pay

(39:31):
me rent to put the crap in. See what else
besides tariffs are going on in the news.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Next, grab your passport and your pocketbook and bring your
family to tariff Land, where every ride is a roller
coaster of international trade. Screen your way through the.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Inflation station, test your nerves on the supply chain swing,
and don't miss our hardest attraction, the free trade drop tower.
It's mostly safe unless someone imposes sanctions mid ride the
tariff Land, where the only thing higher than the rides
are the import taxes.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
It's a non negotiable, good, good, mythical morning.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Aren't they fed and stupid and propping fresh?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
We have to project an image of confidence.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
That's a sound of the money truck backing up to
your front door. Host, It's easy to have fun. Trevor
d in the Morning Show on XCEL ninety three
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