My Adult Easter Basket Wish List

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I love bananas.

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I like banana.

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Like bananas.

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Of course I love banana.

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Why should I care? Because it's National Banana DAYA.

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Bananas are delicious? Why is that our problem?

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Do you know how many things you can make from
the bananas? Many things?

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It's National Banana Day. Ban appeals are really slippery.

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National Banana Day.

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That's a lot of work for a week day for sure.
And Save the Elephant Day today a reminder we need

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to preserve and protect these majestic creatures. And do you
cant see the video of the elephants at the San
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the ground started rumbling. The elephants formed to protective circle
around They're young. It was really amazing stuff. Elephants have
the unique ability to feel sounds through their feet and
form what they know as an alert circle. I guess

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that's what we call it, the alert circle. During the
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M Dale Kang snapback the people making negative comments about
her celebrity filled space ride she took on Monday. This
is what she said to TMZ. I really resent that
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We duplicated the trajectory of Alan Shepherd's flight back in
the day. No one called that a rye.

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A ride sounds frivolous, it sounds insignificant. This was a
bona fide light, So you know, I said, have you
been to space?

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Have you seen what Blue Origin does to get these
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I'm sorry, there are haters. There's always going to be
heres now. Many have the opinion that they wanted Oprah
to go, but Gail got the seat. Didn't help. Lauren
Sanchez held up a stuffed animal that's a character in
her book, and Kitty Perry held up a butterfly shape
of the words written on it. And they weren't motivational messages.
It was her set list for her upcoming tour self promotion.

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I just think we need to stop getting so mad
of every single thing we see in the news. I mean,
people wants of money, You got to go into space.
We could just move on with our daily lives, right,
yel King though, snapping back at her Space Ride haters,
I don't think they accomplished a lot or anything for
the NASA program. But hey, Space in the news for

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doing stuff again. I'll just put it like this. It
wasn't like when Tom Hanks went up and Apollo thirteen
and saved the world. Okay, gi okay. Snapping back at
our Space ride haters, wary, Well, we got some good
pictures out of it. Right, here's what you missed. Highlight
of the last twenty four hours. It gets stop getting

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so angry for everything we see in the news. There
are things that we can get angry about, but it
seems like we're looking for ways to just get angry.
All right, off the soapbox. We've got to talk Easter.
Something much more joyful here. When it comes to candy
Field holidays, kids definitely have all the fun. They get
to dress up to treat for Halloween, then six months

(05:39):
later the Easter Buddy delivers baskets loaded the sweets for them.
I'm sure grown ups can snag some of their kiddo's
candy hall, but a new report from Ferraro finds a
lot of them want Easter treats to call the own.
The candy company just released their twenty twenty five Easter
Collaboration Index revealing how Americans plan to celebrate the upcoming holiday,

(06:00):
it finds three and five grown ups would love to
get their own adult Easter basket. Nearly a quarter twenty
two percent of adults want Easter chocolate for themselves, and
two thirds sixty seven percent prefer to make their own
Easter baskets now. As for what they'd want to put
in them, thirty six percent prefer gift cards, twenty three
percent wanting candy, but sixty nine percent say the Easter

(06:22):
basket has to include some chocklit. So I thought we
could do an adult version of the Easter basket today.
My question of the day today. If an adult Easter
basket they existed, there's no reason why it can't. What
would you want in it? From the Easter Bunny? And
you can't just say money because everyone's going to save money.
Denie's going to travel, vounchers, drink tickets, the wardrobe, A

(06:46):
puppy or two. Yeah, I want a puppy of mine, too,
little Baby Boxer and Cadbury Monk chocolate eggs that the
puppy can'ts get its paws or mouth into because chocolate's
not good for dogs. Rees's peanut butter eggs and the
geni to grant me more wishes. Denise, it sounds like
you've thought about this before. The adult Easter Basket. Katie

(07:08):
just wants cleaning and laundry products with lots of snacks,
doing a lot of cleaning, doing a lot of laundry,
keeping the house moving in each and every direction. And
cleaning products are expensive too, So if the Easter Bunny
can help you out, Katie, I'm hoping for you. I'm
calling for you. Good lunch. Eks Hel ninety three. Hi,

(07:30):
hey ll hi, Hi? What's your name is? Dana? Question
of the day. If an adult Easter basket existed, what
would you want in it? Other than money?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Bad bull?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
A bread bull? Yep? Or did you say red bull?
Bread bull? Or you're such a fan of bull fighting
and rodeo you're like a big red bull in there.
You think I make bad jokes? You really have to
explain something to the slow radio guy. Give you more energies. Yes,

(08:09):
if there was, if we didn't have to sleep, I
think we still wouldn't get everything done we wanted to
get done in a twenty four hour day. No, probably not,
Hey Dana, what's up Saturday? Not much toughest monster. Well,
I'll ask you this, Maybe you don't want to go
to the toughest monster Trucks. I've got choice a toughest
monster truck to our tickets, or I could get you

(08:29):
into Passionate the Christ Resurrection at River Cinema, goingever you
want that opens this weekend. We'll toss in a Rahmbus
gift card.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Let's put a monster truck.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Let's get you to the toughest monster trucks. Dana, you
sound like you're fired up for this, and you've got
a monster truck voice. You might want to earn yourself.
Try to earn yourself some pit passes. Am I right
in what I'm sensing here?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Okay, Well I need something like a Saturday Saturday Saturday
Aleis Center. You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll
only need to shut do whatever you want monster truck
it up three two one, give her data moster trucks
Saturday Saturday Saturday. It sounds like you're falling back on me. Yeah,

(09:18):
you tried to lean back in all that extra room
in your seat that you don't need. That's what happened. Yeah,
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(09:39):
Edward maya some stereo love question? Does your hif an
adult Easter basket existed, what would you want in it
other than money? Other than money, toughest muster trucks, and
more winning going out here Shore candy company Ferraro releasing
their twenty twenty five Easter Celebration Index, revealing how Americans

(10:02):
plan to celebrate the upcoming holiday Almost do third sixty
four percent would rather get chocolate than non chocolate candy
for the holiday. Chocolate is numero uno, isn't it for
when it comes to Easter? Even if you're just kind
of so so with chocolate. When it comes to decorating
for Easter, forty four percent of those ages eighteen to
twenty four turn to social media for decoration ideas. We're

(10:23):
only eight percent of people over sixty five do. What
do you put up for Easter? If we blow up
Bunny in the front yard, I don't think I've seen
any of those and there's thirteen foot Halloween decorations Christmas decorations.
Do we need the big easter bunnies or that just
be creepy? Older folks prefer to plan ahead and get
their holiday shopping generally, with just eighteen percent of those

(10:45):
ages sixty five and uploading to shop at the last minutes.
How doesn't the easter bunny do all the work? If
an adult Easter basket existed, what would you want in it?
Other than money? I choose you on venture winning here shortly.
TJ wants monster track tickets. We'll see if this happens
when we fire off the touchdowns. Gayleen gift card to
get my hair dead and coffee gift card sounds lovely.

(11:10):
Chelsea household cleaning supplies and the pantry a restock for me.
Caitlin wants chocolate buzz balls and monster truck tickets. I'm
actually surprised that there aren't more monster truck answers here
coming in and Twilight going with cupcakes. Compression sucks. I
viewprofien and movie thea, so i'd sick. That's a nice

(11:35):
vast array of stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Twilight. I hope you get all of that, including some
delicious cupcakes. Easter Bunny listening no doubt on the iHeartRadio
app enjoying all of the new features and looking forward
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or right there on the iHeartRadio app. I hope Easter

(11:57):
Bunny you are listening.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Money.

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next Excel money three. Hello, Well, hey, good morning, good day.
Who is this angela angelove an adult Easter basket existed?

(12:24):
What would you want in it? Other than money?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Oh? I'll take anything kid related or get the night
for myself poor kids, So.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Anything kid related? Like, how about this a babysitter so
you can go out? Yeah, spend a night for yourself.
Isn't that better?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Taking care of the damn kids all the time?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You deserve some angel a time yees magical babysitter And
what would you do with your night out?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Well?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I know you probably haven't had one nut of two thousands?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Not?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Any time?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
A couple hours here and there, but that's about it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Well, how about a night out on the town or
an afternoon now to check out the Toughest Monster Trucks
and you can leave the kids at home? Perfect?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Maybe bring the whole bit.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I four Monster Truck tickets Toughest Monster Truck Tour Saturday
Saturday Saturday Alaris Center. Awesome, Angela. I don't know if
the kids are deserved at of pit passes, but we
can earn them pit passes if you take a stab
at doing the Toughest Monster Truck of voice for me,
kind of something like a Saturday Saturday Saturday Alaris Center.

(13:36):
Pay for the whole seat. You only need to edge
something like that if you want the pit passes. If none,
we'll throw them in the garbage. I can have a
kid do it. Oh, sure, we can do that. Your
kids standing by, Angela, Hello, walking over? What's your kid's name?

Speaker 3 (14:02):
I shall do it.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
What's your kid's name? Angela? Caitlin, Cath Caselin, he's listening
all right, Monster Truck Voice Caselin, Hello, Oh you sound
like you've got a monster truck voice. Can you give
me a monster truck Shlearis Center Saturday and a monster

(14:26):
truck voice?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Go for it.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Let's just rub that was amazing. Look at the stuff
mom makes you do. Well. I'm not gonna say I'm
not gonna make tears at your house on a Wednesday
morning before school starts. Let's get to the toughest monster
truck tours with pit passes.

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Thank you?

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Real Team, Grand City's Living. Hello Courtney, good.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Day, Good day, Happy Wednesday, week of Easter.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It's our Easter, Delicious visit today. Yes, yeah, you're staying
in town for Easter. You're gonna hop off west.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
No, we're gonna stay in town. And got a big
birthday party and birthday yesterday, so we're gonna have a
big birthday party at at a Northern.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Air Oh Wow, happen real happy. That sounds fantastic.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, so all the things you went to the pig
and I'll be.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Right here too. I was up there last weekend Kenny
for early Easter, ring it up so than I remember
as a kid you kind of look forward to going
places for the for holidays, and it's it's flipped when
you're an adult. If you don't have to go anywhere,
really be anywhere, do a lot of stuff, it's that
much more exciting because of all the effort it is

(18:24):
to pack up to travel.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
And we have yeah, we have the family coming here
now and Swell and I have a kind of an
Easter baby, you know. So it's like his birthday always
kind of falls.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Around on around so much sugar for Easter baby, so much.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Sugar, I know.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
So it's like, well, shit, be the text day baby,
So text day baby, Well, happy birthday to he? How
old now Courtney six? Can you imagine?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
That's just wild?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That was like last Wednesday. He was too when we
were visiting literally literally.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Like I mean, remember he was coming to a radioson. Yeah,
first he came to radioson in my belly and then
he came to radios on as a baby, you know.
So now he's sick, he'll be hosting radioson with you soon.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
I look forward to it. Well, let's talk buying and
selling in a man. I've got some I think I've
got good facts for you today. I want to say
above average facts. Okay, Well, here's you with the easter
Ee question of the day today talking adult the Eastern baskets.
So stand by, Okay, you say jump in first. Betch
didn't know there have been proposals. You've been to Vegas

(19:31):
many times. I've been to Vegas. There have been proposals
made to the Las Vegas City Council for casinos with
themes including the Titanic, the Moon of the WWE, Playboy, London,
San Francisco, and the Caribbean for various reasons, and none
of them happened. I mean, they all don't sound The
wrestling one might be little the most ridiculous of the

(19:55):
bunch that I can still see it.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's Vegas, Yeah, Titanic, I could see, you know, it's
the themes.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
But well, they don't have enough space in Vegas for
something that would replicate the Titanic.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I think, yeah, you wouldn't need the whole thing, though,
maybe just fix this in the middle and.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Then they fill a big fish tank with water and
put it in there. Down there's something there that could
be the pool.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Thing. Yeah. See, that's my tax day baby. Is also
a big Titanic sand because the Titanic sank on E
fifty In case he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Know, Oh, I remember that yesterday. Yeah, POGs, bet you
didn't know. They get their name from a Hawaiian brand
of Jews called pog Pog Juice, where Pog stood for
pineapple orange guava. That's random.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Wow, all right.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Bluetooth is named after a tenth century Scandinavian king, Harold Bluetooth.
He united Danish tribes into one kingdom when bluetooth technology
was invented. They picked the name because it unified the
way machines communicated. Harold blue tooth.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Oh what an interesting thing, though. Do you hear do
you hear my guard dog out there?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
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going down for real at your house right now?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I think there's a dog on TV outside that I'm here, so,
but I hope when I was listening on the iHeart.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
App, here's your advert perked up. I guarantee it. Yep,
he was, mostly because his ears are always perked up.
But they're they're perked up right now. I can check
the camera. Okay, he's listening. Let's talk radio. Most static
on the radio, when you hear static on the radio,
is caused by the radiation field around Jupiter. So I'm

(21:38):
going to say, don't touch that dial. We're intergalactic, baby.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
What.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Try to prove that wrong?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Wow? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I'm not going to.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Because like nope, most commonly found Finally, a betch didn't.
Of the most commonly found items in lost luggage includes
just give me one thing, medication. I would think so too.
My examples here, though, are underwear, women's size ten slacks,
men's size eleven Nike sneakers. Well I need to work

(22:11):
at the Lost and found at the airport. Ooh yeah,
size eleven Nike sneakers. And iPhones. I don't know who
packs their phone?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Who packs their phone? Why would you pack your phone?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
You know what, if you're just like whatever, I'm done
with this. I just need some peace and quiet that
pack this sure would be nice, right, But you think
that being a playmote in myself.

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Corney Biden Sellem, what are we learning about today? And
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Up a little bit, I am just sharing a little information.
It's open house time. Hosts a ton of open houses, Trevor.
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and go in and see it, because the agent that

(22:56):
is hosting that open house is representing that cellar. If
you go in and you say like I love this
house and I'm an offer top dollar and I'll do
anything I tend to get this house, their ears perk up,
just like my dogs, and they get to share that
information with a fellows. So just so you know, you know,

(23:17):
anything you say hopefully cannot be used against you in
the court of law. There in real estate, you just
want to make sure that you go in with with
a little bit of a mute button on, or have
your own realtor representing you do a showing, so you
can do either or But I just like to remind people.

(23:38):
Sometimes my clients will say, hey, we're going to pop
into an open house. I'm like, great, go for it.
I will notify that person that's there, like, Hey, my
clients are stopping by, but I always remind them don't
say a word because whatever said can be shared them
with the sellers since that agent is representing the sellow.

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Speaker 2 (24:35):
Courtney, I know you have dogs and kids to attend
to my question of the day today. If an adult Easter,
by the way, I have all Courtney's contact infall gladly
slipped your way. If an adult Easter basket existed, what
would you want in there? Other than money?

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh. You know what I love is like those highlent
auction gift baskets where it's like it's mixed with all
kinds of gift cards, just like random gift card. I
don't know what's on, you know, but like places that
I have never been or places that I frequinch, you know,
So just like Little.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Mick gift card popery if you will.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, like little eggs filled with gift card That sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, And I'm not gonna say if because I don't.
The Easter baskets need to exist. The Easter bunny. I
know it's a taxing weekend, but can take care of
us big people too.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, and get yourself a treat, you know.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I wish you a basket full of Easter gift cards
and the happiest Easter. And I look forward to visiting
Seven Sleeps Away. Will be close to the end of
April already.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I literally can't even believe it has been cruising. So
I hope you guys have a wonderful Easter, and I
hope you have some good weather to be outside and too.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Looking good Saturday and Sunday awesome forested Logan, the XP
Realty Grand Cities living, good Easter to you and your hors.
My friend to do lou.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Let me put it this way her Wednesday morning, moren award, yes,
more on. It's ntil ninety three.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I know beer isn't exactly healthy, but come on, lady.
The director of food and nutrition at a school district
in southeast Pennsylvania was arrested the other day for defecating
in a storre's walk in beer fridge. Forty seven year
old Crystal Goals strolled into a Royal Farms convenience store

(26:30):
in Hanover, Pennsylvania, last week. It's about thirty miles south
of Harrisburg. To put it on the map, The place
is a refrigerated room with a big sign over that
says beer cave experienced those before right. Well, she walked in,
pushed a case of beer out of the way, slipped
down her slacks, and I believe the term has dropped
the deuce on one of the shelves. Then she walked

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back out to her SUV and left. It happened around
five pm. The store didn't call the cops until nine
thirty am the next morning, or we're not quite sure
as to why they waited so long. The entire front
wall of the walk in fridge and glass, so she
didn't have much privacy. A camera inside the fridge also

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got the whole thing on video too. Police didn't reveal
the motive either, but the store sat around eighty dollars worth.
The merchandise said to be tossed like well skunk to beer.
I guess she is facing charges for open loud in
his criminal mischief, disorderly conduct that created in a hazardous
and physically offensive condition. The place does have bathrooms, by
the way, and they're right next to the beer cave.

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Maybe it was an honest mistake, Maybe it was an emergency.
The bathrooms were full. Crystal Olian lives about a mile
from where it happened, though, But yeah, forty seven year
old school official not just a random Pennsylvania arrested after
defecating a convenience stores walk in beer fridge. First trip
to Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania, I think third last year for the year,

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and just our first trip in twenty twenty five for
the Wednesday morning more on award, I know, disturbing stuff.
Easter rapidly approaching Sunday. If an adult Easter basket existed,
what would you want in said easter basket. Look at
some more answers rolling in here on the Chrivity Facebook page.

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Mike wants a lifetime of Ribbi. That would be one big, delicious,
smelling Easter basket. I guess a Manda wants coupons for
food or hotels days someone watched the kids that babysitter
tucked into your Easter basket on demand. Maybe a nanny
who can speak with a British accent teach your kids

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lessons like Nanny McAfee, Mary Poppins, Stephanie gift cards for
housekeeping nanny petty spawndas and shields, and a different Stephanie
who wants toilet paper, paper towels, dish show, dish soap,
an oil change and gas gift card in there? Like
a gift card for an oil change, not a greasy

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dude who can do your oil change. Maybe you want
that to Stephanie. I don't know, Dammy looking for a
massage gifted if you have Chelsea household cleaning supplies and
pantry A restocking guys are putting some thought into this.
I was just thinking there's going to be nothing but
frivolous stuff. But a lot of you guys are practical.
I always underestimate you, guys, My co hosts Weekday six

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to ten right here in Excel ninety three. You great
co hosts. You thank you for listening. Toughest Monster Truck
winning doesn't work. We can do the dinner in a
movie Option two at eight thirty five. More monster truck
chances at nine o'clock. Cour keep it here. A lot
of winning today, tomorrow the monster Trucks Saturday Afternoon, Alera Center,
Toughest Monster Truck Door Well for one beer story and

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the Moron Award to another one. Many people do not
like the extra fees that restaurants charge, including auto gratuities.
That's ridiculous. I mean, I do gets you have a
party of eight or ten. We're going to attack on
the gratuity, But then you're confused. Is it on there already?
Is that enough? Do I need to do more? Because

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heaven forbid a party of ten walks out of there
tipping nothing. I get it in a way. Careful with
your criticism, though, because you could be charged another fee
for complaining. It could be worse, is what I'm saying.
So an online shared a photo of a receipt showing
that they were charged a five dollars fee for whining.

(30:35):
Even crazier, the receipt itemized it as a bitching fee,
is what it said. The customer claims the fee was
apparently because they informed them that they were served the
wrong beer. No more details, so it's unclear what exactly
went down how the place gets away with this. I
would say it wasn't done in a polite manner to

(30:57):
take it to this level, but I don't know. So
something seems off, But the customer says it was just
a regular fizza place in Indiana and not a place
that intentionally messes with people like Dick's Last Resort or something.
They also insist that this is legit now for what
it's worth. The customer admits that they were complaining, but
weren't overwhiny or be wordy I guess. They also say

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they laughed it off. But people online are not cool
with it. As mentioned earlier in the show, everyone's looking
for something else online to get angry about, but it's
Soone shared a photo over a seat showing that they
were charged five bucks for a five dollars fee at
a restaurant for whinying. The customer claims the fee was
because they complained they'd observed the wrong beer. They got

(31:43):
the right beer, no extra charge. But doesn't sound like
that happened to Excel ninety three.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I'd like to oh, hey, hey, hey, who is this?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
My name is Sam. Sam. If an adult easter basket existed,
what would you want or other than money? I'm pretty
good with candy, maybe maybe some cleaning supplies. People are
being very practical today.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Gift cards, I guess. I don't know if that counts
as money, but the gift.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Cards are fun too. For one more Yeah, because we're
always looking for excuses. It's too expensive to go out.
Maybe maybe the next week will go out, but you've
got the gift card, then you're gonna go for sure.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That's what my mom got me for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Every like every month she said, you bought a.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Gift card, so I just got to book a gift card.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Gift cards get a bad rap a lot of times
for being impersonal, but I like them. Oh, I love them.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
How about for a cleaning supply and chocolate? We combine
it like a big chocolate shaped box of Tide or
something like that. Okay, cool, bad idea, Trevor, I could
hear that in your your chuckle. Try again, the tide pods,
I guess tempted too many kids. Okay, let's not do time.

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Then maybe a big chocolate vacuum cleaner. All right, I'll
stop having bad ideas. Let's get into the mysterious monster
trivia quiz. Okay, how well do you know your monsters?

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Not well at all?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, it's Trevor, so I don't think we're very top here,
but you need to get three out of five right,
and you're going to be a winner. We'll get you
to the toughest monster truck.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Sam.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You ready, yep? And it's multiple guests here too. What
legendary monster is a dead person brought back to life
by a shaman to do his master's will. Is it
a zombie, a troll, a werewolf for a griffin, maybe
a zombie? Maybe a zombie. The answer is indeed, a zombie.

(33:46):
A zombie typically associated with voodoo, popular through the synthesis
of traditional African beliefs in Roman Catholicism has sanctioned zombie
magic in the past. Modern believers emphasize that the practice
has always been marginal, But you're right zombie. I don't
need to get into the details here, let's keep rolling.

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Question two, What huge, fire breathing reptile is greatly feared
in the West, even though people other places in the
world feel much differently. Is it a Pikachu, a vampire,
a dragon or a troll? A dragon? And dragon is right?
Dragon is right? And I guess we throw them more

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over here than the rest of the world. The more
you know one more, you're a winner. Yeah. Though these
ugly Scandinavian monsters may or may not live under bridges,
they're certainly as threatening as the one which frightened the
billy goats. Gruff, what are they? Do you even need
the choices trolls? Three for three? Zam, you're going to

(34:47):
the jumpest monster truck Tour.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
That's exciting any interesting? Maybe some pit passes tossed into
I'm sure you got a monster truck it up for me?
Must truck voice it up for me? Kind of give
me a Saturday Saturday Saturday Alaris Center and say something
else monstery okay, uh Saturday Saturday Saturday monster truck a

(35:16):
Larus Center. You have done good enough for me, Sam,
all right, and we all know already you've paid for
the whole seed. Yea, you need maybe just go a
little bill you We don't even need to reiterate that.
So you're going to the Toughest Monster Truck Tour Pit
Pastes Sam Saturday afternoon, three p What station's proud to
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for one.

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More thing on XCEL ninety three, one more time, one more.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
It sounds like the dumbest health pak abber, but a
new study founder actually works. Don't want to exercise. Turns
out you can get some of the same benefits by
just rushing through stuff all the time. So I was here,
slow down, attention, No, just rush through it, rush through it.
Here's the study basis. The study in the journal's circulation

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founding doing random tasks and chores faster might do wonders
for your health. Researchers track the movements of twenty four
thousand adults for about a week, so big study here.
None of them are people who have gone regular exercise.
The ones who did minor tasks briskly saw major health
benefits years later. Now for some their heart attack and

(36:26):
stroke risks, get this drop by as much as half minor.
Stuff might include quick things like speed vacuuming the rug,
walking faster when you take out the trash. You get
your chores done faster too, so there's a bonus win.
They found even five minutes of rushing per day made
a difference. The idea is just to get your heart pumping,

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and you don't have to be pumping iron to do
it either. The lead author of the study put it
this way, quote it's a good idea to find ways
to fit exertion into your daily life, but that doesn't
mean you have to actually exert size. So study found
even if you don't work out, you can get some
of the same health benefits just by rushing through stuff
all the time. Even five minutes a day of things

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like speed vacuuming a rug can make a big difference.
Not everything like rushing to get to work where you're
going sixty to forty.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Rush through your chores. You get them done quicker too.
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