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Originally Aired: Tuesday, June 10th, 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcast no available
through Google Play, iTunes and the iHeartRadio app Xcel ninety
three kk XL Excel ninety three Grand Forks in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do you know what today is?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
This drink is delicious?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Anybody up? Rice tea?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm gonna make some tea. Today is National Iced Tea Day?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Will you make me some iced tea?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sweeten or unsweetened? Lemon or no lemon?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
USh? Two? Well, it's a sweeter maybe even an unsweetened
celebration iced tea.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Drinking iced tea? You already done? Oh? Icedy sounds the
delicious today National Iced Tea Day? My drink my go
to at a restaurant? Am I a diva? If I
order an iced tea on sweet and iced tea? And
then I asked for sweetener? Wait in on this, my

(00:58):
buddy our jays here.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
The answer to that tale is absolutely yes. Why would
you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The sugary sweet eyed iced tea is too sweet? I
like the like I can taste the tea in it.
And then I just had a little like follow yellow
blue or pink packets in there for sugar with your coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Bly Sure, okay, being so you're in charge of the
sweetness ratio, then yeah, okay, I get it now. I
thought you were mental, but you know that that works.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
That works, thank you. I'm not a mental teaching No
you're not. How do you you just get your tea
sweet tea? I don't know, he's not your bag iced tea.
I don't mind iced tea. You know those arnold Palmer things?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah? I like that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I wish we had a couple of eight piece to
crush today.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
They'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
We heard a dream that would be all right. Oh well,
convenience stores a block across the street, and.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We're not going to do that, are we. I got
to get gas on my way home today. I'm like, seriously, yeah,
I don't know if I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
see if I can make you.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Want to lay down for a little bit. We'll talk
about iced tya. Just gets your wrested for this big
day at any right, right, good day for some iced tea,
sweet or otherwise National ballpoint pen days here. How often
do you write things down these days?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I think you and I still do a fair amount
of that. Now.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
We do lots of scribbling, you've got tak to mayor Tuesday.
But by the way, an hour Brandon Bachanci's going to
be Tuesday. It's I know what happened when you're on vacation.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Absolutely had no idea what it was today. Okay, Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
A birthday list with Pen. I've got a winner sheet
here with Pen on it. We do I think we're
above average at something. I think I think you're right.
I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Good for you, and I let's write that down on
our list above our handwritten list who things were above
average at. So far there's one. There's more.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
National Herbs and Spices day, good dad, add some flavor
and hello, well you herbs listing on the iHeart radio.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Do you say herbs up in Canada?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'd like to pronounce the age because it's there. Oh,
just to be a jerk, Just don't screw the h right. Okay, Now,
I think I'm gonna start doing that. I tell you
a while back, I'm gonna start saying zebra just to
annoy people. I'm gonna go with herbs now too. I'm
going to add that to my list. When you're spelling
things out for people on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
H is an herb and herbs. Oh psycho, so many
ways to annoy Trevor. Thanks, this is what I've been
missing while I was away.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Good to have you back.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I noticed myself getting along better with others while I
was Gone'm like, I gotta get a recharged chair.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
So far, so good it start. How's the vacation, buddy.
I was glorious I didn't bother you on vacation because
you're you didn't. You didn't, You're on vacation. I saw
I saw some social posts.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, I suppose you did. They're pretty nice, huh.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I commented from afar.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You sure did. Yeah, yeah, good, good to see. Yeah, yeah,
I got the old lady now. Yeah. Anyway, we went
up to the North Shore, you know, the North Shore
of Minnesota, you know, down near near your homeland. Actually
up there by a grand portage and things.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
So even crossed into Superior, Wisconsin, and we're kind of
snuggling up on North Superior.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, exactly beautiful. Yeah, it's's actually ever been there. You should.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It's been a superior I've been, said d Luth many times.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, it's pretty nice. Superior is not the greatest town,
but it's a good stop ping point to go up there.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That it says on the welcome to Superior.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's not the best, but it's a great stopping point.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, you need some gas and groceries, Come on it
a d get the hell out of here.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Basically, yes, welcome dis.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh well, we've got to grow. We're going to get
dad qualified for today. We've got them a door trip.
We're going to get you qualified for today, and it's
all about dad jokes. We're going to get into here shortly,
but first we've got to jump into your ears, which
you missed highlight from the last twenty four.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Hours TV, the entertainment world and whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Here's what you missed on Excel ninety three. You and
I both have got th roll of breaking bad that
doesn't happen with a lot of shows.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
That's right where we both have gone through it. Yep,
I enjoyed it. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Video and viral was the owner of the breaking bath house, Okay,
yelling at fans and even spraying them with a hoes.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Not the hoes. Did they forget to put the lotion?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
They must have forgot to put the lotion on the skin,
moll It's very dry in New Mexico. You should be
lotioned up. She put the house in the market in
January for four million dollars. Here she's yelling at people
and sprang down people trying to take pictures of her house.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Because I'm not a Jack Morman.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yea, get them, Joanne. Have you seen anything else but
breaking bad stuff? Since you've been here. You can take
a picture from that corner. Do not get close and
no tripod, no, no, not to just click, snap one picture.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Then you go get them, Joanne. That's that's all I've
fed out what I took from.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Get them on the couch, windows half open, and I
don't care. But if you want to go yell at
these these tourists, go for it. You think you'd take
that into accounts when you're moving into a famous home.
You would buy a famous home that there's going to
be a lot of people stopping buy taking pictures.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Absolutely, why wouldn't you start charging admission for pictures?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
There's something you could do to make some money.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Absolutely, that's why you would buy a house like that.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Not thinking hard enough. Maybe they've got enough money. They're
listing this house, which looks like it would be if
it was a normal house. I want to say one
hundred thousand dollars, but half of the four million for sure.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh yes, at least I think that house.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I know that house though. It's get a nice pool
in the backyard. Maybe a million dollars. I don't know
the real estates market in New Mexico, but I'm sure
it's ridiculous. Four million. No, no, no, no, got to
have more patience. I mean, think about when people drive
by and take pictures at you're home in Grafton.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, I got to deal with this too.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
You sall welcome to Grafton shirts with a picture of
your face on there. Or maybe if someone really wants
to dish out some money. And as a true fan,
there's still a few remaining cans of the Trivity and
r J Boyle it still exists.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yep, there are that that that those come at a
premium four.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Million dollars for one of those. I understand four million dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
For the breaking bad house. Note that doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Doesn't make sense to me either. All right, let's get
into the question of the day today. Simply looking for
dad joke, except your dad always says, maybe it is
a dad joke. Dads always seemed to like they get
a good zinger I think at one point in their life.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
And they try and feel that again, get that high again. Right,
you're going to hear that all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, so that's what we're looking for today. We have
Brandon Machenski on the show.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Here. Is this considered a dad joke? Maybe offensive? I'm
not sure you've ever seen slow children at play? You know?
So I when I drive by that, I go, that's
not very nice. Yeah, that's you get it? I understand,
you get it? I do I understand that? Is that
a dad joke?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I would say? So it's a little bit of a thinker.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
When you have to explain it, it makes it better.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Way do the same thing. Driving my graveyard. People are
dying to get in here.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's lots of ones you can
make the uh.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Huh maybe you me and the goon, shall I will
go for a ride so I can use my material.
My dog doesn't care if I use dad jokes. Was yeah,
waste so great material. We're gonna address these in a
little bitter These the best dads in movie history because
I thought it would be appropriate to get into this today.
But we want to hear your dad jokes today. Tell

(08:41):
me a dad joke Tuesday has been declared. Share something
your dad always says. Maybe it's just a great dad joke,
whether it's one of those that he is repeated over
and over. Maybe your dad and you've got just some
killer material. I feel we do this. I know we
do this almost every single show. Yeah, dad jokes full.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Like wine, like wine. And now now I got to
sit here and think we're putting the focus on you guys.
Maybe they'll don't going to happen. They have to happen.
It has moments of true inspiration would lead to a
great dad joke.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I know you guys got them though. Let's get you
qualified for the next Mador trip going out Monday, the
Trigger Pro series, Wood Pelley Girl from Burger Stace Hardware
for your Faja for your dad going out this Friday,
eight thirty five am Stank Cell mighty three. Hi there,
well there, I come back at you with a quick Hey,

(09:35):
who is this Dianne? Diane? You have a dad joke
today for me? I do dad joke Tuesday. Share something
your dad says, are just a great dad joke? Why
did Dad take a nap? Why did dad take a nap?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
He was tired, Okay, I know it's sad.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh we're scraping bottoms and barrels everywhere today and I
love it, zing zing Diane, Do you need to see
a movie? Do you want to go see Ballerina the
Latest and the John Wick franchise at River Cinema? Maybe
How to Drain? How to Drain? How to Train Your
Dragon at River Cinema that opens this weekend.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Which one the dragon? I'm training the dragon? Let's do it?
And how about I slide your Rambus gift card? That
town's wonderful? Gets you qualified?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Ford?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is dad taking care for Father's Day? Should we put
them on the list for the Traiger drove from Burger
Sace Hardware going on Friday at eight thirty five. That
would be wonderful on the list. And have you been
to Medora recently? Any interest in winning our next Madora
trip going on Monday this coming Monday?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yah? Very fun?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Have got that out of here? Yay? Yeah, Well let's
get you on the list. Oh, wonderful Medora trip will
go on Monday, including accommodations at the Badlands Motel. As
to the Pitchpork Fondue Medor Musical, and the Daytime Show
to the Old Town Hall Show. So be listening both
Fridday and then Monday at eight thirty five for Noway

(11:09):
Station's Pround to be Your Movie Premiere and Rombis Connection
EXE Exel ninety three.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
The folks at.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Music Station, It's tell me a Dad joke Tuesday. Something
your dad always says. Maybe you've got a one line
or a zinger. We're gonna get qualified for Madora short
later next to me door trip goes on Monday. The
Father's Day Grill, The Father's Day Grill from Burger Sace Hardware,
What belly Grill The Tragger goes out this Friday morning
at eight thirty five. But right now I want to

(11:39):
stop down and talk dad. Movies, Father's Day rapidly approaching.
Let's take a look at some of our favorite dads
from movies. See what you think. I'm sure we haven't
seen a lot of these either.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Okay, well we'll see.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't think this is any particular order. Darth Arthur,
Babe Beader from Star Wars because he saved Luke and
kill Biam for.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sure, Good Dad, Good.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Dell Atticus Finch Gregory Peck from Takilla Mockingbird nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
We had to watch out in school.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I think I did too.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's been o I don't remember much about it. He
kind of scared me, though.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I think, yeah, he was. We wouldn't cross him, right,
Cameron Poe Nicholas Cage from Connair nineteen ninety seven. I
remember a horror.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's why Nicholas Cage horror.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Okay, s I'm bad. Jason Furious Styles Junior, Lawrence Fishburne
for Boys in the Hood nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
I'm sure you've seen that.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I've seen that this year.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Good Papa? Do you think he's a good papa?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Lawrence fishburn respect yep. Professor Henry Jones Senior, played by
Sean Connery and Indiana Jones in the Last crsee nineteen.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's Junior delivered some singers he did? I think so?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Good Dad, Good dad? Can I argue this one, mister Levenstein.
Eugene Levy from the American Pie series.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Ah, good, good dad?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Love anything Eugene Levy does. John Quincy Archibald Denzel Washington
from John Q two thousand and two. I haven't seen that.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Nope, eitherby it's too new.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
How about Jack Burns Robert den Narrow from Meet the
Parents two thousand I thought there was nineties.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Robert de Niro in they think that's a good dad.
He's scary, powerful dad though, like just best best dad.
Sure this is the dad you want to be your dad.
But sure, okay, Joe Buckman, Steve Martin from Parenthood nineteen
eighty nine, Okay, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Steve Martin equally cool. Chris Gardner. That's Will Smith in
the Pursuit of Happiness two thousand and six, and I
haven't seen that one.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
I have seen that one. That is definitely a good father.
I will have short that movie for sure. Howard Langston
Arnold Schwarzenegger from Jingle All the Way nineteen ninety, tearing
through Men, Tim and Sindad. I think trying to track
down Tickle Me Elmo? Was that or what was it
at that time? I've never seen the movie.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I can't remember the toy right now, people are yelling at.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Us, man. I just I remember when they always had
that fake Arnold on Conan O'Brien, and every time you
would come to remember they had the mouth cut out
and he would always talk about my parideal. How did
they favorite? You know? Youingle all the way? Yeah, oh
that hurts.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
And my claim to fame is the train station diner
they're in. That's downtown Saint Paul, close to the Accel
Energy Center. I've I've had breakfast.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
You've had bracket. Well, you're a celebrity now.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I practically best buds with Arnold schwartzbl We have Harry
Stamper played by Bruce Willis and Armagain nineteen ninety eight.
Of course, great dad.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I would say, so doesn't he blow himself up to
save the world.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
I think he caught roid and saved the world something okay, exactly, okay.
We have Daniel Hillard Robin Williams from Missus Doubt Fire
nineteen ninety three, Clerk gris Well, Jevy Chase Vacation Series.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Oh yes, yeah, perfect father.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
And also on the list we have number one. I
don't think these are ranks, but maybe Brian Mills Liam
Neeson from Taking from two thousand and eight. You're not
gonna mess with.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
A kid, very special set of skills.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Liam Neeson is the terrifying dad.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Absolutely, it's a good list.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, I think so too. Reminder to watch some movies
at the jingle all the way to I'm just trying
to think right now. We'll get to it about seventy
eight o'clock tonight morning, coming up a couple of minutes,
we'll get to trending.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Here.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
What's the word that sounds naughty but it's nuts. We'll
go through our list and we are going to be
so a dope.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
We're going to try.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Man, I'm holding them setting the bar high for us
after our start today. All right, medium, low wish, thanks
el many three, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Hey, Hey, who is this? This is Jim? Jim, tell
me a dad joke? Tuesday's been declared, share something or
dad always says, or just just share a great dad joke.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh I got a great dad joke? You do.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Maybe you've got a one liner you use on your kids. Whatever,
give it to us.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Why did the farmer decide a career in music?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
What did the farmer decide to have a career in music?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yes, I don't.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Know, because he had a.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Ton of sick beats, because he had a what a
ton of sick beats?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Sick beats, I'll beat farmer. We had the process for
a minute. We're too clever. Okay, that was clever, too clever, Oh, Jim,
I think that's worthy of getting you on the Madora
short list for our trip, including an accommodation, Alan's Motel, passes,

(17:01):
the Madora Musical, Pitchfork Pondue, and the Old Town Hall
show that's Monday thirty five. We give that away. And
shall we put Dad on the list for our trigger
girl from Burger Stace Hardware.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, he could probably use a new one.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Okay, you listening eight thirty five Friday, so three sleeps away.
We'll give that away, both fine fries. Was there a
show at the North Kota State Fair you wanted to
go to? Maybe you wanted a gift card to Northern
Air Action Park or movie tickets to go see Ballerina
River Cinema or how to Train Your Dragon. Let's go
with Northern air Let's get your gift guard for some activities.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
There's a lot of room over in perfect Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Many activities, Jim, what station is proud to be your
Northern Air Action Park at connection XL ninety three?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
And am not trending the testag trending on XCEL ninety.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Three All right, So these words sound dirt. They are
not fun with the English language again in trending today.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
How could you think we can handle this? I mean
I couldn't by myself, okay, okay, so you.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Knows you couldn't either, But yeah, together we could be
one questioning adult.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, okay, well some of these are like, yeah, I
know they're not bad, but I don't even want to
say some of them, you know, don't say them all, Okay,
I'm not gonna say them all. Three yeah, yeah, okay,
Well this one doesn't sound that bad to me. But
dongle you know what that is, dond device. You can
be plugged into hardware community computer, dongle.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
U vila.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, that doesn't sound like that you know, thing in
the back of your throat, the u veela, But that's
what that is. Okay, now you know, Trevor. Okay, you're
having a hard time with this, aren't you. Okay, I'm good,
I'm okay, okay. Gesticulate to make or use gestures, especially
in an animated manner. In fact, yeah, gesticulate. I always

(18:57):
thought the word procrastinate sounded pretty pretty tough, like it
sounds like something on the Nature Show.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I think I've just heard that word too much, so
I'm good with it.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Really, the mail begins to procrastinate, you know. Oh, okay,
you think of it in a setting like a nature show.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
You're sitting in this basement.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Right exactly.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, okay, I'll think of it differently. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Thanks, you're welcome. Pelled penal code? What is that I
should ask you in public? Yeah? So doc not really
a document that compiles all of the jurisdiction's criminal law. Undulating. Undulating.
Do you know what that means without looking it up?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, I'll say I do.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
It's it's having a wave like shape or motion, undulating. Yeah,
thing it is lickety split. I say that doesn't sound bad,
lickety split. I always say that's get out of here,
lickty split, like an old sounds like or whatever? Yeah? Yeah, shuttlecock?
Do you know what that is? Badminton? Yeah, very good.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Let's go hit around the old shuttlecock?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Ah, right exactly? How about cockles and muscles alive? Alive?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh, fishing ocean.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's an edible bivalve mollusk similar to people were playing
a game here, similar to a clam. Yeah, we could
probably make a make a new kum quat.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
That's a vegetable.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's actually how you call your quat. Oh yeah, hey, dad,
joke day. That is a small round or oblong citrus fruit. Okay,
let's do one more. And yeah, this one. Ever since
Beavis and butt Head come out of this one kind
of bothers me. But cornhole, cornhole? The game, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(20:43):
it's a long.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
The game wasn't a really a game. People are throwing
lawn darts, I think, still in the nineties. Then they
came up with the game. Must have come out just
after Beavis and butthead.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Yeah, cornhole, But if you want to avoid that, you
call them bags. Cool. People apparently call that. Camer Liss's
mother called she's a She's like, we gotta go play
bags today.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I could go different too.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I suppose it is. I suppose it could be, and
not to the adult fun bags, not to the all right,
let's go play fun bags kids.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
We did pretty good.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I think we did fairly well.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm bad we almost made an adult there.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I'd say four out of ten.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
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I think there you go. That is it ultimate.

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Speaker 3 (22:06):
Interesting would they possibly use? I know intrigued, I am intrigued.
I really watch it.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
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Speaker 3 (22:35):
No, I did not know that. It doesn't surprise me.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Maybe children annoyed it, adults more than animals did, so
they had lost first.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
For the animals must have.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Beatles familiar.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I'm familiar, yes, slightly familiar.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Betch didn't know for almost sixty years, the Beatles were
the only artists that ever had five songs in the
top five spots of the Billboard charts simultaneous.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Aware of that, and as far as I'm concerned, they
still are.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Mean they the way they do things now, it doesn't mess.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Up the charts. Yep April fourth, nineteen sixty four Top
five or Can't Find Me Love, I.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Want to Hold Your Hand? Yeah, love me, dude, Please
please me, Please please Me's on there two more I
Can't do It, Twist and shout.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
And she loves you.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Thanks to chart changes, it says in streaming. It happened
four times in the last four years, Kendrick Lamar Drake
and Taylor Swift twice.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
No, I'm afraid not nothing against those guys, but the Beatles, man,
I love Taylor. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Speaking of charts where all Yankovic has one top ten
single and sadly it's not amish paradise is that this
is the life that peaked at number fifty three. It's
white and nerdy, climbed six. My guess would have been
eat it but again changed chart or Fat parodies the
song Riding by Chamelionaire and crazy, Bone, White and Nerdy.

(24:01):
Where else highest charting song was ed It got the
number twelve and nineteen eighty four his next highest charting okay,
nineteen eighty four. And finally, elephants grow six different sets
of teeth in their lives.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm lucky elephants.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Once the sixth ones fall out, they die of starvation.
So maybe not so well.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Who that's not a good way to go either.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I would think, once your fifth set of teeth are.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Coming in, you're really brought me real careful exactly now
you know, Oh my, oh my, that was loud, Trevor,
good one.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's not even bring your elephant to workday that it
was good.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Let me put it this way.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
You're Tuesday morning, Moron war Yes, more on my Nexcel
ninety three.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Well long before he was being slapped at award shows,
Chris Rock had a song in nineteen ninety nine called
No Sex in the Champagne Room.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Okay, I think I might remember that.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I don't remember the song I remember that came from
Chris Rock. All those songs that was here.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Today gone today? Yes, okay, yes, but the term's kind
of stuck around.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
This guy wasn't even on board yet, so maybe give
him a pass. We meet a twenty one year old
guy from got arrested from Clearwater, Florida. This happened Sunday
after he called nine one one and said a stripper
wouldn't get it on with them. It happened in a
place called oz Gentlemen's Club.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Gentlemen's club sounds fast, gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, it does sound nice. There's a smoking room, you
have to wear a certain jacket. He's originally from Saudi Arabia,
which doesn't have strip clubs, so he probably wasn't familiar
with how they do things. He told nine one one
that he requested services from a staff member kind of
gave them three hundred dollars, but then they took him

(25:47):
to a private room and did not sex him up.
I think it's the term they used. Three hundred dollars
is the price of the thirty minute VIP champagne room package,
whatever that might entail. He was still the phone with
the cops when the cops got there. At lea said
he smelled like booze and was slurring his words. Turned
out he just turned twenty one last week. They arrested

(26:10):
him from misusing nine one one and released him the
same day on five hundred dollars of bail. I'm guessing
he's banned from the club now for a lot.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I would think so.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Twenty one year old guy in Florida arrested for misusing
nine one one after he called him claimed the strip
club ripped him off because there was no sex in
the champagne room.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Theft of services No. Twenty six, twenty six times that
we've been over there, Ted.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Sol Rodney sixth trip wow zero since you left on vacation.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Really so they were quiet.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
It's a cold snap. Let's car this KKXL XCEL ninety three.
Grand Forks an iHeartRadio station. Talk to the Mayor Tuesday.
Hit us up with your questions for Grand Forks Mayor
Brendon Botinsky.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Can you do it by the books? You got it?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
The Mayor's my ass. Every other Tuesday at eight am
XCEL nightighty three. We welcome to the show. He is
back on American Soil Kids, the greatest mayor and all
of the land, the one they called Grand Forts Mayor
brand In Bowe. Shit.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Happy to be back. Thanks for the great intro. As always, gentlemen,
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
How summers so far, my friend, it's been great.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
We took the family, had a family vacation to Barcelona, Spain,
and made our trek back yesterday. So I'm a little
bit tired, but summer's off to a great start.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Wow, that's that's a way's way, Like got back minutes
ago and.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
He still found time to visit with us.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Don't you feel honored? Don't you feel like we have
to maximize these minutes?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I do?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
How did you choose Barcelona? Just throw the globe, give
her a spin and put your finger.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
We want to go to Spain. We looked at Madrid
and Barcelona and we just a little bit more beach
and then you know, along the Mediterranean there it's just beautiful.
So we uh, kind of kind of random, but found
some decent flights out there and decided to you know,
growl the luggage and go.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Plus, it was the home of the nineteen ninety two
Summer Olympics. I mean you'd have that's a fact.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I did tour. I toured that. It's up on top
of the hill there. We looked at the SIMP facility
at the stadium and everything. So I'm glad you brought
that up. That was we toured.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
That's why I would go timely topical road trip, timely topical.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Throw ourselves in the Xcel ninety three mobile and drive
down to Barcelona.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Very easy.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, well let's jump into questions. I guess you weren't
around for aftermath of city council for for yesterday.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah, but there was two, you know, kind of two
subjects that were mainly discussed, and the first was the
hive on fourth that's a that's called a low barrier shelter.
So if you're not will to go, we have a
you know, a person that's that's homeless, that's in town
and has a reason that they can't go to the mission.
They've got some strict rules there. There's this secondary place

(29:11):
that they can go. The city has been funding it
for a number of years, actually operated for a number
of years, and now Housing Authority does. So we're just
you know, kind of making that decision on where our
funding would land, if we're going to continue to fund that,
or what that looks like going for Then the second one,
we're going to add some police officers to the patrol.
One of those areas will be downtown. So we look

(29:32):
at the twenty six twenty seven budget to add those
in through a grant. So we're applying to that grant
and you'll see if we get it.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Do you happen in all the number of police I
guess I've always wondered how many police officers we have
in grant force.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
They have ninety nine sworn, so this will put us to.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
One hundred and two, you know everything.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah, that one's easy to remember. You know. We get
to get the good old Gretzki members, so I don't
forget that.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Speaking of hockey, just tangent Florida Edmonton Stanley Cup Final.
Who's going to be hoisting the cup?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
I thought for sure Edmonton, but seeing Florida just dominate
them the last game, I don't know if Edmonton's run
on the team. I'm still going to go with Edmonton
because I can't stand Brad Moore Shawn, So I'm hoping
that Edmonton pulls it off. And I'm McDavid. I just
think is a great player and it's time he starts
hoisting the cup.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I would dare say the best player on the ice
right now in the world.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Yeah, I think that's about a doubt. I don't even
think it's daring to.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Say, well, I hope you're right. It's been I think
it was right around those Barcelona Olympics. Last time a
Canadian team won the Stanley Cup. I think it was
the nineteen ninety three Montreal Canadians.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
They've been Yeah, they're very very gracious. Told America win
it for the last thirty plus years, given.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Everyone on American is Canadian. So does it make a difference.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
That's true, that's good. True. But the city, you know,
we're still get the parade and all that.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Like, is there actually an American like on an American team? Oh? True?
I mean I love Okay, So now what you retired
that road the barrier? Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
I haven't played for six teams. Just spread out the love.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
You still have all six jerseys. I hope you do.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Oh, I'm sure somewhere.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I'm sure somewhere.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Storage unit forty four. Well, let's get back in some
city questions. Is it official we are putting up a
deluxe apartment complex in the sky south side of the
Elleras Center.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
We have been there's well, there's a few different ones
going on. There was originally looking at a top golf one.
That one we'll see where that one lands. I think
that one's getting a lot of pushbacks, so that might
not happen. That was Ray Richards, right, Yep, that was
the Ray Richards one that Oxford is looking at doing
another one. Right along forty seconds, that quarter is really
probably finalizing and kind of that whole dream of what

(31:52):
that quarter could have been a decade ago. It's finally
coming together things like the Ultra Sports Complex, children Ugimes,
some more housing there. So I think that's going to
get to be a busier part of town than probably
a good entertainment and a good value, the good place
to live. So it's it's I think it's.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
All positive and I would assume once that gets built
up even more, we may stumble upon another restaurant or
two on on forty second, if they can find the
space for it.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Oh, you just want Tim Hortons to come back. I
think that's what you're angling.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, I remember that I loved in Fargo. Outside far Well,
Tim Horton's always craving a donuts. Where was they going
distracted me with donuts?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
We're talking about forty seconds a double double from Tim Tim.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Bitts, the Beeber Balls justin Bieber had his special donuts
just for him. They were called beeber Balls something like that.
But back to what I was.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Well, what were you saying, Trevor, do you do we
have to rewind the tape here so you can get
back on Trevor.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Fargo got Buffalo Womblings across the street with the outside
deck to have something like that outside the Alemta Center.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Okay, that makes a lot of sense. We got the
canad into people forget there's a few restaurants in there,
and hopefully they'll get that Italian one that opened up
again that was open as part the COVID.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
They've got the one across the streets that find pizza
pie place. I think it's called Dominos.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yeah, Austin, yeh, Dominos.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Man.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's getting back to the question.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
You've been here.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Sometimes it's tangent Tuesday, and today's one of those. Sometimes
absolutely Grand Sports Mayor Brandon Batchenski any more traction on
a new south side of Grand Forts exit off I
twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yep, that's still working it through the federal process, so
we'll probably see that. I would say, you know, end
of this decade started the next decade, it's going to
be on forty seventh Avenue. That was the where they
got the justification from the FED. Super nice federal highway system.
So it's in the queue. It'll get it'll work at
weight through funding and also through the state, but mainly,

(34:02):
you know, we're kind of waiting on the Feds right now.
But we're going to have to build up the roads
and the infrastructure to get to it because right now
everything kind of ends at Columbia and then right there
by furniture role, so there's some work the city has
to do as well during that time.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Independent contractors are j you me a shovel, Yeah, we'll take.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Care of it. Just two guys in a tractor. There
we go. We'll get it done.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We'll get it done. Would you say the twenty twenty
twenty forty something, we'll get there. Speaking of construction, and
I've been gone for a while, any Grand Forts construction
updates you can share, Well, things.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Are progressing nicely. We're still going to have oh another
I don't know, four to six weeks here where we've
got those two corridors that are that are going to
have Columbia shutdown. Obviously that's going to go a little
bit longer, but Washington at some point in July here
that should be fully open. The bids have been coming
back really good, so we've included some some streets, some
areas behind min Oards is one of them. Up on

(35:00):
sevent seventieth Avenue is another one. So we've you know,
knowing that the bids are coming along and we've got
some contractor availability. We've actually got more roads done this
year than expected. So it's been a pretty good, pretty
good start, I would say lined up, not done, but
lined up, and some of them start and some of
them getting ready to go.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
This is a guy r J who sets the bar
higher than we do for a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Absolutely very impressed.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, we set the bar high for one thing like
two hours ago. I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Okay, we can't even remember what that.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Was National ballpoint pen days. Here we use ballpoint pens.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
We still write a lot of things. We do a
lot of scribble.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I just wrote that down on my resume. Summer Questions two,
I guess two parts. Summer question, very important summer question,
is there a Grand Forks summer full schedule available? And
then question part B here is can I track down
where the ice cream man is? We seem to me
some because they're an ice cream tracker.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
No, I don't think there's an ice cream tracker. You're
gonna have to use it the good old fashioned ears
and a stakeout and just listen for that that tune
that we can all hear in our head right now.
On a pool schedule, check with the park District. I
would imagine once it warms up here, they'll get those going.
The city is looking We've got an interesting relationship on
Riverside Pool. The city maintains it and the park District

(36:24):
runs it, so that needs some some upgrades, and I
know that's going to be talked about at the city
council level here in the near future on what the next,
what the next phase, and what the next what the
planning is going to look like for Riverside Pool going forward,
So that should be an exciting time and figuring out
what's because that's our favorite pool. We'd like to go
up there quite a bit, so i'd really like to

(36:44):
see that one continue to be utilized the way it
has been for years now.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
So you need the pool, maybe you just have one
that nobody's put up yet for you at home. There's
your answer.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Kids, all that stuff. We love it all. We had
to warm up a little bit before I start thinking
about that.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
See, that's exactly right that Brandon Trevor is digging on
me because I haven't put the pool up in my
backyard yet, because I figured that, you know, summer's almost over,
but I just don't. I don't think I got the time.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I think it's up, and I'm just not getting a
pool party invite that.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah, maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
The man, I hope you kid? Well, shall we do
rapid fire? Welcome back to Grand Fort. Let's do rapid fire?
Of course? Fine, Father's Day rapidly approaching. Let'st our Father's
Day version of rapid Fire. First thing that comes to mind?

(37:45):
Here we go, favorite song by George Michael with father
and the title.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Oh, I feel like this is a directed question, not
a George Michael fan.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
So what father figure is acceptable?

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
All right, well, the next ones will be smoother.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I don't have even heard, I've never even heard of
that song.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand
in mind?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Brandon? Have you heard that?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
I don't know about I've never heard. I'm sure I'll
be listening to a Spotify later today. Make sure I'm
not missing something.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Definitely in third place for man points in this conversation.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yes, you are dead last dead, last.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Last minute Father's Day gift idea.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Oh, I think taking taking dad out to a nice dinner.
He doesn't have to do it. That's always a great
last that's a great Father's Day gift. Or just get
them some meat and let him grow like dad just want.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
To be Dad's simple sounds good.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, speaking of I guess transition into question three, your
favorite Father's Day.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Meal, I really probably would have to go. This is
a tough one because if my wife's listening, this is
probably what it's going to be. I'm going to go
with the I'm rib roast on the rotisserie. So if
you go to lm Ellen and Meets, you're going to
have primary rib ros that they wrap up and they'll

(39:09):
they'll spice it and everything. And if you got a
rotissary actually girl has, when you sit it down there,
you let it cook for about eight hours and it's fabulous.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Wow, you guys, start cooking now if you want to
ready by Sunday.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I don't order that. If you're ever in a restaurant,
there's gonna be a lot of poppa you're drinking, winning
your meal.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Yeah, you guys said my favorite. That's my favorite. I
think that's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Two more questions, Best bothers day outside activity.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Well, I would there's probably two. Golf thing's always a
good one. I just have a hard time finding five
hours to golf, So I'm going to go back to
barbecuing and just relaxing and watching the kids. So you
have to go real simple this year.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
You'd have more time to golf if you weren't spending
eight hours on a retissary.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
That's a good point.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah. And finally, best Father's Day indoor activity.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Oh, I would say it's always nice to watch a
movie and it's for me. You know, dads aren't always perfect,
husband always perfect. The hostage situation in a high rise building.
I think that there's one dad that I know always
comes through, and that's John plant John Plaine.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Father of the year.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Yes, So he might not be father to you here
every year. He might not be father to you every day,
but there was one day a couple times there was.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
He's brought the family back together again.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Absolutely, I would go diehard, absolutely, said I watched Diehard.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
That's good advice. You know. I'm going to take that
under advisement.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Grand Forks Mayor Brandon Bachensky. Nobody can do rapid fire
like you, my friend.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Thank you, Thank you, gentlemen. Have a great week.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Hey, Happy Father's Day to all. And you and I
will touch bases to when we we do talk to
the mayor.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Tuesday again, Palm dre Thank you, guys.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Excel Ntty three, Good morning, Jane. You wanted a dad joke? Yeah, yes,
we do, all.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Right, why oh it's the dad joke? Okay?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Sure?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
The pig cell in the mud.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Ha, that is a dirty joke.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Dad still use that one to this day, very pie.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
All right, that's all I had.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Well, hey, chance to qualify for the Madora trip and
the grill coming up really quick here, okay, thank you.
You heard one more thing on the way before we go.
Ninety three minutes. Commercial free coming up.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
People are ditching the fine wine and they're replacing it
with something even more ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Excel Nutty three coming up. It is ridiculous and it
is next.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Hello, Hey, Hi, who is this Kathy caffy.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
We need a dad joke? Okay, got one? Yes, I'm
trying to think of one.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I had one in my head.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
But.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
So there. Dan always says, it's just random dad joke.
How many times does it take for your father to
tell you no before you listen? What would the answer.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Be, I'd say once, I always listened to my father.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I'm not a big dog, but I probably didn't listen
to my mother, but I always listened to my father.
I can't wait for your comedy act. I'm sorry that
wasn't funny. Funny, but okay, you know what, I've got
to say that every single day working here, so I understand. Oh,

(43:04):
I completely get not being funny.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah he does.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh that's what it is. Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
You always make me laugh.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
I think it's the bribery. But that's okay. A bunch
of shows at the North Dakota State Fair. I don't
know if you were interested in going to any of those.
There's Bailey Zimmerman, Shelley Roll is going to be there,
Luke Brian's going to be there. Bat show with Rick Ross.
We can do a show in mine not out laugh
back half of July.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I would love to race it.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I can getch you a couple of race tickets. We
can do that.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Oh, that would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Get you qualified for the next Madora trip going out
Monday dad taking care of her father's day.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
We'll put you on the shows the Trigger Grill too,
for Friday morning at eight thirty five. Oh, that would
be awesome. Madora Monday, Monday. You're listening at thirty five.
You're on the list. Kathy Wood station's pre to be
your car's making lots of left circles of River City
Speedway connection.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh ninety three ton for one more thing on Xcel
ninety three.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
One more time, one more on more. All right, so
we've got to we're going to the snoody Snoodleton.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Fun snoody Snoodleton. Now this is very interesting. So this
just broke in the New York Times. Okay, and rich
people right now are what they do what do you
call ditching the fine wine? Okay, and they're going to
fine water, fine water. Okay. Now, there was recently a
fine water competition in Atlanta where six judges or what

(44:39):
you would call them water Somliais they blind taste tested
one hundred and seven different types of mineral water from
around the world, and they say, like wine, they say,
each type of fine water has a distinct taste depending
on where it came from and the mix of minerals
it has. And some of them go forguess what, hundreds
of dollars a bottle, we need to get into the

(45:01):
fine water business.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
I'm convinced bottled water big building, big factory. It's just
a big sink, and people are filling up bottles of water.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Absolutely bottled. Absolutely, but hey, let's uh we could definitely
there's a you know, rich people are usually kind of foolish.
We could we could just you know, scuba out. Hey,
you go, there's some bottled water. You know, there's not
there's no alcohol laws. Oh de rouge, I like that?
Is that the runner of the Red Red River water?
The Red River? See I speak French almost fluently. Uh So.

(45:37):
One of the competition winners this year was melted snow
that had been filtered through Peruvian volcanic rock. Okay, now,
can't be any other you know, it can't be like Guatemalan.
The volcanic rock has to be Peruvian volcanic rock. The
judges also taste tested one made of mist gathered from
a pine forest in Tasmania. Brother. Now, the idea of

(46:00):
fine water is in't brand new. In fact, this is
the ninth time Atlanta his host to this competition, but
it is becoming a lot trendier because people are drinking
less alcohol, you know, than we used to, and they
need something. You got to spend your money on something, right,
I think people.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Are yelling at them, mix in a hard drink, mix
in a beer with your water. They always get mixing
it right, well.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Right, exactly exactly. So the story talks about how water
Samolia's programs are getting more popular and how some people
are even converting their wine cellars into water sellers.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Listen to this guy.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
I started to find what was twenty years ago, and
for the next ten years, no journalists talked to me
because it was just a crazy idea. What is just what?
What are you talking about? And over the last ten
years we see a significant change. And over the last years,
especially after the pandemic, when people suddenly paid a little
bit more attention, it's exploding.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
You think, if you become rich, that's how you just
start talking.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Wake up.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
But you've got that much money in the bank.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
This guy was from you know, east side Chicago, and yeah,
he came into money and that's what he sounds like.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
And the founder explains, if you pay attention, the world
opens up for you. If you think water's just water,
you're missing out. And maybe maybe we are wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I bet we are.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah, we probably are. It wouldn't be last eventually. Yeah,
one of these days we'll be wrong about something. It
might be this. I doubt it, but it could be today.
So there you go find water conversation.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Well, I got from our water cooler in the breakroom.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
How is it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Isn't it terrible? I don't know why I had to
spit it out as radio.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah you didn't have Do we have sound effects for that? See?
That needed to be filtered through provy and volcat O. Man,
how silly of Yeah, we may be wrong for the
first time. Well, hang on, we're gonna get someone else
qualified for the grill. The Burger's Grill, Father's Day Trigger
Grill nine point fifteen gets you qualified from a door
trip and in trending at nine thirty, What's the word

(47:54):
that sounds naughty but is not list.

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go to the North Dakota News Department for one more

(48:16):
Excel nety three information update comedy clip in the morning.
Aren't they just came back from a road trip? A
bunch of people's in the car at the same time.
Family road trips Bill Hicks.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Boy, remember summer vacations with your folks?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
So anybody get the concept behind that? We did not
get along together in a five bedroom house. Dad's idea
was to put all of us in a car and
drive through the desert in the hottest time of the year.
Good call Dad, let's confront our tensions.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Was stressful. They weren't fun. You weren't vacating. It wasn't leisure.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
We're gonna get up at two May. I won't be
on road by two o five. We don't have time
to stop at red rooms. We're passing dicy come around
of the car.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
We're gonna drive for fourteen hour stretches and no direction whatsoever.
The sun will always be shining through your window. I'll
figure that out.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
I have seen the sun take turns with our car
before to beam through my window. I'm in the back
seat like an ante or a magnifying glass.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Dad, turn the air conditioning on.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Please nope, at each up gas.

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Then, Dad, you take my college money and you turn
that damnac on.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Buddy, don't be frightened. Let's see what stock you get
at the water cooler.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
As soon as I woke up this morning, I pepper
sprayed myself. Ama, just don't use thanks sock side.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
You throw over one thousand dollars a month into local
wishing wells.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
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