Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Podcasting no available through Google Play, iTunes and the iHeartRadio
app XCEL ninety three.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Can we go this KKXL XCEL ninety three Grand Forks,
an iHeartRadio station.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
In the morning, It's here, It's here, It's finally here,
finally here, It's finally here. What is the beginning of
the end?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Off?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
The end of the beginning?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Past?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
To come get a hold of yourself. You're not making
any sense. Everything speak English Monday morning. It's the start
of the work creak. You're excited about that?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Not just that?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Also shown well seven o one.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Hope you guys had a great weekend. It seems like
I don't they always fly behind this summer. I didn't
even feel like it was eight hours long, mind the
forty eight that was supposed to be. Congratulations all Area
graduates wants the graduation parties over the weekend. Today, National
Leave the officerly Day, Get out there, enjoy the sunshine today.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
At least for now, we'll look the forecast. Things may
change this afternoon. National Rocky Road Day. Ice cream for everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I think every day in june's a good day for
ice Cream, International Volkswagen Bus Day, Good day to plan
that road trip, National Bubba Day's here data celebrate all
the Bubba's out there.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And National Rotisserie Chicken Day.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
So there's this guy in TikTok Johnny Nova, with a
series called Chicken Wars. He's on a mission test as
many grocery store retistry chickens as possible in search of
the best. He's tested twenty five so far. Top three
so far Fairway Market, Public's in fresh Market, which means
nothing to us. I've heard good things about Sam's Club
Rotisserie chickens and Hugo's Rotestree Chickens. It's been a long
(01:56):
time since I bought a tissree chicken. I don't know
if I've ever bought a tissree chickens. So today it
would be the day. Busy day on the show today,
James Murmurray if I'm practical, Jokers on the show in
about an hour, so that should be a fun visit.
He's back for another visits, a lot of winning and understatements.
Do a little Minneapolis Monday Winning Next Hour, four passes
(02:18):
of Nickelodeon Universe, Mosse Mountain Adventure Golf, and Crayole experience
could be yours.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
We're sending you everywhere. We're going to send you to Medora.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Win anything qualifying for our first Madora trip of the
season that goes out this Thursday at eight thirty five.
And we're getting Dad qualified for this grill. Tell us
all about why your dad is the best Tregger Pro
series thirty four woodpell and grill from berger Stace Hardware.
It could be your dad's just in time for Father's Day.
We'll give that away next Friday on XL ninety three.
(02:48):
But first things first, we're here's what you missed highlights.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
TV, the Entertainment Worlds and whatever. That's what you missed
on Excel. Lady trees Well.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
School now officially out for summer for all, and.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I know the seniors get done first, had a few
bonus days. The rest of the kids go to school.
And what was it last Thursday? I think was the
last day for both Grand Forts and East Grand Forks.
Let's meet a Florida mom. Her school year for her
(03:29):
kids was over sooner than the actual school year. A
mom defending letting her kids skip school for the final week.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Do you make your kid go to school? The last
day of school? Do you make your kid go to
school the last week of school?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I don't make my kids go to school the last
couple of days of school.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't see the point.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Most of the teachers would rather you keep your kids
home anyway, at least around here. My parents, they made
us go to school every single day, all the way
to the very last.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Day of school. Every year.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I have cleaned a lot of disks. That is what
we did the last week is school. When I was
a kid, so what was the point of sending me
to school on the last few days of school? But
I'm not knowing that when my kids stay home byby
this summertime, time.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
To go stay home, baby, it's summertime.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
It's part of the experience, the couple last days when
you're getting whatever or not very much done, the excitement
with your buddies. We're going to do this, this, this,
and this, and inevitably be at home board scrolling on
our phones in two days. But it's the anticipation of
the summer. I would say again, no kids at Trevor's house.
(04:37):
I've ever had to send or keep home from school.
But I don't think it's the best idea. Mom defending
letting our kids skip the final week of school, the
anticipation of all of the summer fun to come with
all their buddies. Speaking of school, school year winding down
(04:59):
a math teacher, You're in Wisconsin, Entertaining thousands in social
media after a fun request, Brandon Stroumkowski recently asked people
on TikTok to share their most unhinded senior pranks from
high school. More than thirty five thousand have chimed in
so far, so I figured we could have some fun
with this. I don't distinctly remember. It's been a long
time since I've been a senior. This was a thing
(05:22):
up north of the border.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know. Maybe it is.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Maybe it is to talk to my nephew who's a
high school senior up there. Some of these stories going
back to the eighties and nineties when kids could get
away with a lot more.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There weren't cameras every single place. You'll look too.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Now I'm looking for the non destructive, damaging, vandalizing kind
the funny senior Franks Will says, we released five greased
pigs in the school and they were labeled one to three, four, six,
So all the administrators were looking for number five a
full day.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's funny, that's a good Chris.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
As seniors took a cow up to the second floor
of the school. The cows can walk upstairs, but can't
walk back down. Hopefully the cow was okay. I didn't
know that. I didn't know cows can't walk downstairs. Ali says,
all three hundred and twenty five grads had one marble.
The principle was confused when the first kid shook his
(06:24):
hand and gave it to him. Then he looked at
us all in terror when the second kid did it,
realizing what was about to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Funny, Oh, another cow one here.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
This sounds like a small town North Dakota, Minnesota senior prank. Here,
Carrie says, fifteen hundred pounds of kalmanyir on the front
main steps. That's a lot of acquiring Kalman year. That's
a committed senior class right there. High school grad's confessing
the most unhidged senior pranks.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I'd like to hear from you, guys. Excel.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Let be three congratulations all areas everyone in graduation ceremonies
in Grand Forks parties. Some of the weekends East Grand Forks.
I think was a week before all the small sounds
too congratulations no matter where you went to school, but
taking you back, I know it's kind of a throwback
Thursday type question on Monday, my senior prank Monday. Let's
(07:18):
call it that most entertaining stories. Things were different back, say,
going way back eighties nineties, when the worm cameras everywhere
which you could get away with. And we're looking for
like the funny ones, no vandalism type senior pranks is
what I'm looking for here today. Nothing that caused damage.
(07:40):
I mean some of this is minor damage. You clean
up and it's funny. Senior prank. Stan says. The senior
is my freshman year, put icy hot in all the
toilet seats. Some of the stuff sounds like it it's
from TV shows and movies only because, like I was
saying a few minutes ago, I don't remember senior pranks
(08:01):
being a thing up in Canada. It's been a while
since I've been in school, yes, but I don't remember.
Lacey says, long ago, my sister's class made up an
entire student. He was in all sorts of activities, enlisted
as not pictured in the yearbook.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's a thinker.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
How says they hung raw hot dogs by strings from
the ceiling every hallway.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
They were everywhere. The whole school stunk.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
I could imagine people were jumping up and smacking them.
They were flying off and hitting people. It was original.
The Wiener prank, the Great Wiener prank off. Feel free
to or where you went to school too, big school,
small school. Love to hear from you, guys, my senior pranks.
Let's do one more for now. Carrie says, my class
(09:00):
least thousands of crickets into the halls.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
They heard chirps for a couple of years.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I guess that's that's funny. I guess they could have
got the school sprayed for crickets, right. I don't know
how long crickets would survive. Apparently they thrived in the school.
Excelnty three national leave, work, early day, sure fire excuses.
(09:30):
I wouldn't use all of these, but we'll nonetheless go
through them together. Next is the season Excel nutty three. Well, Hey, hey,
good day, Who is this Lisa, Lisa? What's senior prank
did your class pull off? Or what was the best
one you heard about?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, my senior question.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I don't remember us ever doing one, but I know
my brother's boss. They moved a court a potty thing
from the baseball field on to a teacher in.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yard right by the school.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Go into the yard, yep, right.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
In her front yard, you right across from the school.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
That's a very careful moving issues. Something I wouldn't want
to be involved there.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
No, Well, these boys pulled it off pretty well. I'm
guessing it wasn't just placed there either. I don't want
to get I don't want to ruin a lot of
breakfast right now. So do you know how long it
remained in the teacher's yard.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I don't remember how long it actually stays there, Probably
not too long, but remember it happening.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
I'm sure there's phone numbers on the sides of those things.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Probably, or you could just move. There's that option, just move.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Yeah, Hey, Lisa, what can I get for you?
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Here?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
I can get you tickets. The race is an upcoming
Friday River City Speedway. I've got four tickets to the
Red Hawks, Kansas City Baseball seven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And Fargo Wednesday. Bailey Zimmerman the North.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Gota State Fair on the eighteenth of July or go
see Ballerina a River Cinema whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That opens this coming weekend.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
How about some races.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Let's get you to the races. Yes, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Howmont I put you on the short list for our
first Madora trip of the season, going out this Thursday
at eight thirty five.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
That sounds great. Let's get you there, sounds good.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
That would include a night of Hotel Pitchford, Fondu Medora Musical,
the daytime show to all the activities, But for now
with Station's proud to be your River City Speedway connection.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
A trending testag trending on Xcel ninety three DG.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
I am happy Monday and feeling a little sluggish. This
could be your ticket today National leave work early day.
I've got a list of some surefire excuses to get
on early. Thank you the Internet. I wouldn't do some
of these. I love work that much. Guilty a family
emergency this word ninety nine point nine percent of the time,
(12:10):
as long as it's okay to accept the bad juju
that could come from lying about something like this. I
don't make it as someone was in an accident or sick.
But you're gonna Jinxon happening worse. I think in real
life I wouldn't do that one, so I guess I
would just cross off. Don't do family emergency diarrhea. You
(12:31):
can get away with this. No one's gonna ask questions.
Might be embarrassing if we're a gone around the office,
even if it's made up or going with anything contagious
like you've get the flu or a fever, you're sick,
you've got a headache, more general illness slash issues a
little easier to float. Unfortunately, it might not have the
same instant response as explosive bowels would. Women's issues of course,
(12:56):
most likely you can't be a dude and use that one.
There's a problem happening in your home. Maybe it's a
water leak, pet issues. Once again, I would not make
up my dogs sick unless he was actually sick though
a bad juju slash karma religious reason. This would probably
(13:19):
have to be semi legit because there's a decent change.
You have to elaborate on it. I've forgotten. Appointments could
be a repairman, an installer at home, something medical probably worked,
but you could face some frustration for not mentioning it.
Mentioning it earlier doesn't sound like you've got your you
know what together.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Ducks in a row?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
I think it is the term I like to use
around these parts. Some I guess a little less surefire
in your mileage may vary on these excuses. They are
unexpected family members, slash guests at home, your kids school
called usually works better if you have kids, or if
it's not summer. Something personal came up. Once again, I'm
(13:58):
sure you're gonna have to elaborate. There's fraud of my
credit card and I need to deal with at National
leave work early day. I'm exhausted. I don't know if
that would fly ever. You know, I just can't even
right now. I'm exhausted. I accidentally soiled my pants. Back
to the diarrhea. My grandparents passed away. Someone said, remember,
when you start your new job, you can restart the
(14:19):
clocket four grandparents. Silly, but you never know. Excuses. I
have a tea time I need to make. Once again,
I don't think you're going to get ah, Sure go golf.
I just had a very important package delivered. I walked
into the corner of a desk and suffered an injury
to my crush, funny excuses, national leave work early day,
(14:42):
come up with something creative. More are op at axcelnety
three dot com the Chevity page. You can use them
till midnight today.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You now Excel ninety three.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
The NHL and NBA Finals beginning this week. Stanley Cup
Finals Game one Wednesday Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
In Minton and Florida.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Three match last year NBA Indiana, Oklahoma City Thursday. Bench
didn't know an NBA playoff action. There's never been a
successful comeback from three to zero series deficit.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Never.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Of the one hundred and fifty nine NBA teams that
have been down three games to none, only four of
them fourth game seven.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Which they ultimately lost. That's interesting. Bench didn't know.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Longest winning streak and then any professional sport in history
is held by a squash player from Pakistan named Yanagert Khan.
He won get this five hundred and fifty five consecutive
matches nineteen eighty one through nineteen eighty six. That's officially
the longest winning streak in any professional sport in history.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Squash player from Pakistan.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Bench didn't know some species of male spiders tie up
female spiders before mating so the females don't eat them afterwards.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Always heard the spiders eat the spider the mating with
because they're that kind of creature. Never trust a spider
with Some species of male spiders tie up the females
so they don't get eaten. Mission Impossible fans, have you
seen the new one? Yes, Mission Impossible eight, the oh show,
the Mission Impossible TV series going way back from the
(16:30):
nineteen sixties. Betch didn't know. They're the ones who invented
the term self destruct with their famous mission instructions that
would quote self destruct in five seconds, but it was
invented on Mission Impossible. Is there anything that self destructs
in five to ten seconds? It's just in the Mission
Impossible franchise. Tom Cruise would know. And finally, maybe you're
(16:51):
sipping on a soda can this morning. There's a tiny
epoxy shield inside an aluminum soda can. Otherwise the soda
would make the can corrode in red days, so that
must be good for your belly, right, It's made me
thirsty and can the corosam soda As they continue to
(17:11):
live dangerously growing up on the wrong side of the
cul de Sac. Now, you know, run to us today,
buy the Blue Moose Barn grill. Take five dollars off
your favorite burger. Every Monday is starting in five Blue
Moosey's grand forks.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Let me put it this way your Monday morning More
on award has more on.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
My excel ninety three more on a ward today.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
If someone says they're not into you this, this probably
isn't the best way to win them over. In fact,
I'm going to even take the probably out of the way.
It's not the best way.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
To win them over.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
We're known California, facing charges after he broke into a
woman's house and woke her up by sucking on her toes.
Now it happened May twenty first, near Modesto, but please
just share the details on Facebook. Modesto, oh, ninety miles
east of San Francisco, whipping out my geography minor here
from the University of North Dakota, Twenty seven year old
(18:06):
Christian and Guiano had allegedly been harassing the woman for months.
From like stocking her, he followed her home from work.
He'd even slept outside her place in his car. Now,
two wednesdays ago, she woke up around midnight to find
him at the edge of her bed with her toes
in his mouth. I don't know how he didn't get
kicked in the head.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Maybe he did.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
After that, he tried to get in bed with her,
but she pushed him away, called.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Nine one one, and he ran off. Now cops didn't
find him that night, but tracked.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Him down the next day in the same area, so
he apparently tried to come back even though the toasucking
didn't go over like he maybe Hope did what. I
think he needs to watch more Hallmark. There's not a
lot of toasucking romantic Hallmark movies. He's facing charges for burglary, stocking,
sexual battery, and assault with intent to commit a felony
(19:00):
seven year old stocker from California and rest En after
he broke into a woman's house and woke her up
by sucking on her toes. It wasn't crazy enough to work,
but it was effective enough to get twenty seven year
old Christian on Guiano the Monday morning Moron or this
hour seventh trip to California in twenty twenty five. Woman
(19:20):
waking up to an intruder sucking on her toes.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I know California. Block it up as California.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Another great reason to be in North Dakota in Minnesota,
I think today right, I'm sure he'll find lots of
company with people volunteering to put their toes.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
In his mouth when he's behind Mars. Tell us about
your dad. The next couple of weeks, We're going to
get Dad qualified for this beauty of a grill from
burg Groves Case Hardware.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
The Trigger Pro series thirty four woodpell and grill from
Burgrufs goes out next Friday. And when anything on XL
ninty three people qualified last week and you will have
today Tuesday, Wednesday, and I guess early Thursday morning to
qualify for a first Madora trip. We are giving that
away this coming Thursday at eight thirty five. How proud
(20:10):
to be your North Kota State Fair connection. Getting you
into Baylor's Bailey Zimmerman Jelly Roll Fat Show with Bow Wow,
Soldier Boy and Rick Ross. That should be a fun
show and Luke Bryan all in July. In my not
your Concert Connection, I'm excited about another show. To tell
you about it, I can't quite say yes, but looks
as if we are going to have someone before you
(20:30):
can buy the tickets this week.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's all I can tell you at this point. Minneapolis Monday.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Let's play a Minneapolis Monday winning on the way here
in about a half an hour.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Get you four passes.
Speaker 5 (20:40):
In Nickelodeon Universe, Moose Mountain Adventure, Golf and Craile Experience,
We're going to play a little game called what are
there more of? Like if I say spoons versus forks,
which are there more of? You'll have to tell me.
Get three out of five right, and we'll make you
a winner. Four passes in Nickelodeon Universe, Moose Mountain Adventure,
Golf and Craile Experience could be yours. Give you those
senior pranks threads on the trivity in xlnty three Facebook
(21:04):
pages memorable hopefully not damaging senior pranks, the funny.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ones, the funny ones.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Let's let me find Alicia says, we started rumors about
god awful pranks that the staff would dread happening, and.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Kept moving the date and making them.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Look over their shoulders, and then just never doing anything
purely psychological' That's I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's evil or if that's evil.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
One more one more Candy, says the seniors took forks
from the cafeteria throughout the year and gave them back
at graduation as they crossed the stage. There's I don't
know what three hundred forks that have been missing. This
is hilarious. Mariah says, we hired a mariachi band to
follow around the principle all day.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
That's fantastic. See that's a good one. That's not damaging.
That's a good one. Senior pranks.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Keep the answers coming on the Chrivity NXLMTY three Facebook pages.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
James S. Murray no One to the world.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
As Murr from Impractical Jokers, airing on True TP TBS.
Good day, my friend, Hi, how are you, buddy? I
am doing well, doing good. Thank you for asking yourself.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I'm good. But here in the studio they had they
had hot chicken, and I had different seasonings different, right,
had mild, medium hot, and everyone said don't touch the hot,
and some jack off put a hot one in the
mild tray and it just came firing at him a butthole.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You know, of all the ways we're going to start
the conversation, if I had one hundred guesses. I wouldn't
have guessed. That wouldn't be how we started. Yes, one
hundred and fifty guesses.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I would have nailed the wings. It starts this July. Oh,
good for you.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
You know what, I much prefer eating wings at breakfast
hour than an egg sandwich.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Really not a huge breakfast guy, I know what chicken
waffles is a thing? Though? Why not?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I mean what you just went through, the unexperienced, the
unexpected hotness. I get that why that might be an issue.
But I'm more a lunch dinner guy all the time
than I'll breakfast anytime.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Guy.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Really, I don't get people that are breakfast twenty four
hours a day like I'll eat breakfast or dinner. I
don't get it.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah, I don't know why I can't get a cheeseburger
at six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, let's talk.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
I mean in practical jokers, Amazing work Season twelve. Biggest
question you must get to ask this all the time.
How do people not recognize you?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Guys?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
They do. I right after this interview, literally after this interview,
I go to work. I'm filming two challenges today in Jersey,
and they recognize this all the time. But like I'm
filming something next week. I'm getting punished, and they have
me in full prosthetics to get it because there's a
location that we could never do anymore because the show
has been on too long. You know, amusing Park or
(24:04):
a baseball game, places where we get busted immediately. So
they have me in full prosthetics for it. So that's
how we get away with it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Okay, I don't know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Gonna look like. We'll see. I'm probably gonna look like
Jimmy Glick or something.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Do you have a big, massive team.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
We'll get together and you kind of spitball ideas off
each other. Twelve seasons, you still keep it fash and hilarious.
Where do all these ideas come from? Do they ever
say no, that's too far? This is something we finally
have to say no to.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I mean last season, at the end of last season
season eleven, I faked my own death on TV just
to mess with sal. They had me thought I was
getting punished around me to the hood of a race
car going around the track right, and what he didn't
know was a double cross into the key moment that
the car pulls around a blind spot. I get ripped
off the car and a stunk. I takes my place,
(24:55):
dressed exactly like me in the same mannerism as everything,
And the stunky pulls out on top of the car,
and meanwhile I get changed into in the et outfit.
And at a key moment, the sunk guy flies off
the car and crashes to the ground and rolls like
twenty feet south, sees it from across the racetrack, believes
it's to be me, panics and goes racing across the crack. Meanwhile,
(25:16):
I pull around in an ambulance and I start working
on my own body on the ground, and I got
a wig on her baseball hat. And at a key moment,
when sal was in a full blown panic that I
might have been killed or heard or to a meme,
I stood up and I took the hat off and
revealed the whole thing was a double cross. So me
faking my death three full real years off his life.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh, just good stuff. There's good, clean fun. So basically
the answer is no, nothing is off limits.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Nothing's off limits. You're figuring your own dead.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah, So it's the three of you guys. Now, are
you guys still buddies with Joe.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Yeah, of course, Man still my best friend and a
good guy and uh but you know we are. We
roll on tour role doing our thing. We'll making the show.
You know. It's a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
And now you've got even more time for a comedy tour.
I think there is nothing tougher. I have no problem
walking on a stage with fifteen thousand people and introducing
whomever might be performing, but doing stand up comedy or
you've got to think about what you're going to say next,
have the whole deal in your head. Is an amazing
(26:26):
talent that ninety nine point nine percent people can't do.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So Matt prompts to.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You, and I really hope you come to the Upper
Midwest and the near future I will.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Man like we I'm about to announce like twenty more
cities on tour. I'm playing kind of all over the place.
I'll be announcing like Indianapolis and Saint Louis and Buffalo, Louisville,
Fort Wallam, all over place. But you can go to
murderlat dot com see all my tour dates and I'm
just always on tour like it. We never stop because
it's the it's I think it's the most fun thing
we do is tour because when you doing a hitting
(27:00):
camera show, you don't know how how it's affecting people,
or you know, if the joke's land the joke's land
or not. But when you're on tour, you really get
that kind of feedback in the moment and it's a
lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
So is it always is it just you? Is it
sometimes like the Guys with You? Is it always the
Guys with You?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
We just finished the Joker's Tour. We just did our
fifth national tour, so we'll probably get on tour again
about a year, but so for now it's my solo tour.
And the cool thing about my solo tour is every
show is different. The first half is like, you know,
stand up comedy traditionally, second half is all improvise, like
I literally make it up as we go. We actually
play in practical Jokers Live, meaning I shoot someone from
(27:41):
the audience, I put an earpiece in their ear, I
send them out in the streets of wherever the might
be and live on the spot. They've got to do
and say what I tell them to while we watch
in the theater of the club. It's pretty outrageous.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Wow. I don't know if you can see, because this
is a radio interview. My hands up.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
I want to be that guy one day. My bucket
list is over here. I'm going to write that down.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Man.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That sounds fun visiting with James mur Murray and Practical Jokers, TBS,
True TV basically on all the time, as it should be,
and I know you can stream the old seasons too.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Season twelve, how do you guys just keep her fresh?
Speaker 4 (28:18):
We you know, that's our job, man, That's what we
get paid to do, you know what we try to
just We just filmed one the other day. It'll be
on season twelve. We were in an air vent. We
were in like an h VAC air vent, and so
somebody comes into working an office and we're literally in
the ventilation in the wall. We built a fake wall
ventilation and we're speaking to them through the great It
(28:40):
was so funny. It's a way to get around like
being recognized. Like one woman in my scene was a
huge fan of Jokers. But you can't see my face.
He hears my voice and sees my finger popping through
the vent.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Looking forward to season twelve, I read in your bile
side thing here, I'm a big dog guy too.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You're also a dog lover.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Yeah do yeah, man do. My two dogs, Penny and Pepper,
are now the face of Pause Nutrition company, which is
like a pet supplement and medicine company that you can
sprinkle onto your pet food. It's awesome. They just got
announced its like the ambassadors of Pause Nutrition last week.
I'm very proud of them.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Okay, now your dogs are more success successful than I am.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
That's that's nice to know.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Where I wanted to go with this was my simple
question was going to be do dogs belong sleeping in
your bed with you?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Well, dude, I called out of bed at five am
this morning to get in because I live in Jersey,
it takes forever right with traffic, and it was very hard.
My two dogs are in bed, culled up right between
my wife and I and it was very hard to
leave your bed and not wake up. You know. It's
also in the best tops. Yes, thakle loly bed. Of course.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Now we had to get a king bed at my
house because the first time we had this guy, we
stayed at a hotel with a king bed.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
He built a big nest and.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
The pillows, so I had to go home order a
two thousand dollars Mattress because the dog wanted it.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Need to take the north to the bedding store to
you know, to check out different firmness office.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
James Murmurray, I'm Practical Jokers.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I wish you ad another twelve seasons of success and
hopefully a tour stop here in the Upper Midwest and
the near future. And I can't wait to watch season
twelve of them Practical Jokers.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Thanks buddy, Thanks having me appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Pleasure my friend. Have a great day you too.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Good.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's quite a voice you've got there. And I don't
know anything about radio. For Pete's sake, by the microphone
is still off.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The Trevor d In the Morning Show six to ten
weekday mornings on Excel ninety three Excel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hello, Hello, or dare I say.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Hey, Hi, Hey?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
How are you saying? I'm happy to be at work?
Who was this? Sidy Sydney? How are you good?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
How would you like to play? What in the world
are there more of? On a Minneapolis Monday havelcome beautiful?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
All right, so you know this works. I will give
you two choices. What are there more of?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Get the right answer three out of the five times,
and we're going to set you up with four passes
in Nickelodeon Universe, Most Mountain a Venture, Golf and Creole
Experience in Mall.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Of America, Cindy. Okay, ready, yepe, I'm ready. Spoons versus forks?
Which are there more of.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Spoon?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
It is spoons, It is spoons. Most utensil sets come.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
With more spoons than forks. I don't know why, but
they do. I guess we use more spoons. Makes sense.
If you've got stuff on the table, you're scooping things
on your plate with spoons. That makes sense. Okay, think
about this one. Text messagers versus emails sent daily? What
are there more of text?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Method is.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Emails about three hundred and forty seven billion emails versus
roughly twenty billion text messages, So it's it's like ten
to one on emails. Think about your spam folder. How
much junks in there every day?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
I guess I didn't think about a much sam here.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
I know I want to guess text too, But let's
let's move move on here. You still you're in good shape.
You need two more, three more chances shoelaces or socks.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What are there more of?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Suck?
Speaker 5 (32:22):
It is socks. Everyone has multiple pairs. Some are missing
their mates. Sudden mysterious thing that happens in the washer
dryer that takes away some of our socks. But socks
is the right answer. When you break a shoelaces, that's
when you know it's time to buy new shoes. Right,
it's way too much work you go buy shoelaces.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah, my kids break their All right.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Let's try this one. What are there more of? Toilet
paper rolls used annually annually? Or pizza slices eat.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Ooh?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Toilets paper rolls used annually, or pizza places eaten.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Oh? Let's go total pick rolls?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Pizza slices is the right answer.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Three billion rules versus over thirty billion slices of pizzas.
That's ten to one too. All right, we need the
last one. It all comes down to this, Cindy, windows.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Versus mirrors in a house, which are there more of?
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I would say windows.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
You would be going to Minneapolis because you are correct.
Mirrors are limited. Windows are everywhere. I kind of three
you two hard ones. We needed that one. It was awesome, Cindy,
I don't know what your whole summer plans are, but
part of it is going down to Mall of America.
We'll hook you up with four passes in Nickelodeon Universe,
(33:47):
Moose Mountain Adventure, Golf, and Creole Experience It I'm.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
All of America, Cindy. I'm gonna put you on the
list for our Madora trip too.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
First Madora trip of the season goes out this Thursday
at eight thirty five.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
So who knows what was how lucky you'll be this week?
Really lucky, Sanday.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
What station's proud to be your Minneapolis Monday connection.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's not for one more thing on Xcel ninety three,
one more, one more one.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
So do you have a garage that, in theory can
part two cars? You're lucky if you can get one
in there, or maybe both cars are sitting on the driveway.
I'd say this is more a summer cleaning task now
that it's it's June.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's summer.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
It's not a spring cleaning task. But there's a lot
of stuff you shouldn't be storing in your garage. I
will confess I thought I.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Was going to do a lot worse at this. Here.
This is according to southern living.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
If you live anywhere with heat, humidity, your cold winters, check,
check and check. Your garage is not a good place
for storage. Now here's why. Here's why. Moisture and temperature
fluctuations will ruin your stuff over along period of time.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Bugs they're devious.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
They can get into those sealed containers too, and you
have to worry about rodents and spiders. Climate control storage
spaces can be expensive, but perhaps they're worth it. Or
you can thermo stand up your garage. You can do
that too. I guess this is if you want to
keep your stuff safely in your garage. A list of
fifty knutoms you should never store in your garage ready
(35:27):
pat food you can see that would attract insects.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
And go bad in a hurry. Wine those wine cellars.
I don't know a lot about wine.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
There's some wine in my basement, but it's for guests
and guests only. But it's not good to stay store
in a garage in the winter, or excuse me, the
summer where it's one hundred degrees. Blankets and clothing paint
should not be stored in your garage.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I've got them in the shed. If we'll play that's okay.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Firewood pro pain tanks. Where do you put your backup
pro pain tank? Though you can't put it in the kitchen.
Important documents are paperwork. I mean some of this is
no brainer stuff photographs, books, electronics, artwork, stuffed animals.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
They could see that would be gross.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Same with pillows, gros chemicals. But you've got you can't
keep some of the stuff in your house, especially if
you have kids in pats Easily flammable items, so would
that be like box of fireworks. I'mbout batteries like everyone's
got those slot on batteries for say a weed whipper.
(36:34):
I'll say I'm guilty about two and a half out
of fifteen here we're easily flammable. It's not specific enough
for me, But fifteen things you should never stor in
your garage. I'll get these up at Excelnuty three dot Common.
Get to your garage this weekend. I know you needed
one more thing to do.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
No weather's eating up and it's time to drop the
kids off at the water park to chill out.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
But parents don't like water if they like boo Welcome
to Booze World, the first water park for adults where
you can slide down a cool current of your favorite
ice cold adult beverages. Try out the Long Island iced
Deep Torrent.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Of Terror, the twisting, churning Marguerite, a Maze of Madness,
and the five story raging river of rum. Or just
open your mouth at the bottom of the slide and
get completely wasted.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Rugs World a dunk beverage water park morning. Someone in
your party must be a designated slider.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
A producer nowadays can actually be a one man army.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Ordinarily, I would spend the next two hours telling you
to trump and give me various numbers.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
They are horrible. The Trevor d In the Morning Show
on Excel ninety three