June 5, 2025 • 31 mins
The Cougar Den is under construction but we don't do anything without a Cougar Cocktail!! Drag Queens, Cougar Cocktails and our new saucy feature.."Cougar Confidential" Sex and relationship advice that will have you laughing your butt off!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Cougar Den Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
With Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, welcome Cougar Dan Podcast. Cheers cougars, We're back. We
are still in the process of like redoing the set here.
You can tell it's a little different if you're watching
on YouTube and we're having a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's the strawberry mit mohido bitches.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I mean, I gotta tell you something today. I
know I've said this a lot. I need a cocktail
every time I come here, but this, this.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Is car Do you think that you need a cocktail
every time you come here to do the podcast because
of me? Or you just have had it like a
hard day, Like I'm starting to feel like it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's a combination. No, I'm kidding. I love coming here
because this is like my my free space. I can
say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, well yeah absolutely, I'll just edit it out.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No worries to say whatever the hell you want.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I will say if you want to make this cocktail,
that's when I made up the strawberry mohito bitches. You've
got to check out our Instagram video on how to
make this the cougar Den podcast on.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Instagram absolutely and hopefully TikTok too.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Right on TikTok too.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's got somebody everywhere, so just check it out. So
I have to say, we have a couple of we
got to check up on each other. We are sitting
in my garage. It's just different. This set's a little different.
We're trying to make it more fun and comfy. Yeah,
we are getting eaten the live by mosquitoes because it
is my fault. My neighbors took care of their bat situation.
(01:34):
So now we have a mosquito infestation.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, so I have a question.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can't make that up.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So now that you don't have a thousand and one
bouts in your backyard, and how did they get rid
of them? They killed him?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, they don't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So there's a guy that comes and I sealed up
my house first because I knew if she wasn't going
to do anything, her hotel is going to be full
one of these days and they're going to come into
my house.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So they seal it up.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They put cocking in all the areas they think they
could sneak in, and then where the soffits are on
the top of your house where they're actually going into
your attic. They put a screen on it with a pipe,
and it's only an exit, so the bats in there
can come out, but they can no longer go into
your house. So I had my house sealed up, and
(02:14):
then magically, two weeks later, my neighbor decided to do it.
Who has the bat infestation, and so she sealed up
her house and the bats are gone.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But now we have mosquitoes. Go lore.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, yeah, because I've actually sat here. I've actually never
been here in the summer summer because when we started
filming this it was in January. But I do have
to say eaten alive. Thank god. You have like all
these different chemicals. We didn't really know what they were,
but we just doused our body in that. No you did.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't douse my body and chemicals you put on
the off deat stuff they told you not to.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Something was weird. I feel a little funny, but wow,
I'm happy, But also it seems a little bit not
real that they put something that they can get out
but can't get in.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, because they can't go back in. That's where they
nest and they have their babies in your.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, I get that, but what contraption keeps them from
being able to get out? But not?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think it's got a little flat door so it
only opens one way out, but it won't push in
and they can't get back in the house. So now
we have mosquitos. So now I got to hire somebody
to get rid of the mosquitos.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What I really do? Because wow, I know you do
you have water around here?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I do? There's I live on rivers right off of
River Street.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
There's a river in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
There's a river around anyway, the bats have been taken
care of, thank you very much. I am more interested
in because I woke up the last couple of days
and my eyes were itchy, and I was thinking of
your eye miightes.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, you had eyelash mites. Yes, so my eye doctor
keeps having this. I don't answer one of eight hundred numbers.
But they've been calling me a lot, the specialty CVS
pharmacy to get the eye drops. But you want to
know what they haven't been bothering me. I think they're
like not here right now? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You told me that you weren't one hundred percent sure
you had eye mites, and you were waiting for you doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
He said that he didn't see them, but he saw
evidence of them. So I don't know if he saw
like scratches or like homes that they created and they're
not in there. I don't know what he saw. But
they were making my eyes dry with my contacts. But
I found contacts that actually worked really well for me.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, okay, good, Yeah, so that's been resolved.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, I have a stigmatism.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're doing so well.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
We're doing really well. And I just say something. You
look really young, do you? I so it has only
been the salmon sperm or we've been doing something else.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No salmon sperm. And you did my hair recently.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well you always look young, younger than you look like glowing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really No, I have not I have not done anything.
I have not had like botox or filler, just the
salmon sperm. And you did my hair.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Have you been doing it like religiously the salmon sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I do it every day.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's your skin, your skin is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Putting the salmon sperm on my face. Ladies, if you
didn't know it's a serum. I'm not like, she's not
hooking up with Sam.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm not looking up.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, I didn't know if there was salmon in the
river that's by your house.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Ah See, now he's decided to be nice. He was
a big bear when he got here earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, you were a bear.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You just got back from Pea town hanging out with
the queens. Yes, and then you came in it like
a bear.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yes. I you know, found a couple of boyfriend friends
while I was away. I had to ward them off
because this one over here, they gets so jealous.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Can I ask you something though? You guys went to Petown?
What was what was happening in Petown?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So it was lesbian week?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was lesbian week. Do you not like lesbian week? No?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Because there's fights. They're so angry, those lesbians.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, I don't know. I know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So it's called baby baby dyke Week?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Because I guess it's like if you're like a baby dyke,
you go there like meaning like you just like found
out you're lesbian. You're gonna go celebrate a lot of
engagements that weekend, which is just so cliche. And you
know what they're just they're mean. They all I kept.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Literally, they're not generalized, please.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh no, no, no, I'm part of the I'm generalizing.
I'm part of the community. Okay, you don't have to generally.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm not going to general I am not going to generalize.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm sure there's let me generalize a little bit more.
Because I was like Ellen Ellen, like every time I
thought it's Ellenie generals.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, well you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
May have she might have been there. She was here
and Matthew go to Petown for.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Baby Lesbian Week.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I thought you were to say lent.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Or lent Baby Lesbian Week. Yeah, okay, so and it
was fun.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It was fine, a lot of rain, you know, and
I'm sorry to go back to it. But the lesbians
are always doing something. They're fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can we have some lesbians in the Cougar Den podcast.
I would like some a lesbian audience, full lesbian audience,
to show Miles that lesbians are not angry.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Okay, I don't know. I don't know, because I don't
know I was gonna say something. You're like, don't you're
like kind of actually like really defending them right now,
Like are you Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I want to defend everybody who gets stereotype.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Let me okay, let me tell you something, Courtney. I've
been friends with lesbians, I've kissed lesbians. I've officiated lesbian weddings. Okay,
no I haven't. That was lie. But I feel like
I'm very equipped.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay to judge. You should never judge anybody. I'm just
saying you need to work on that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh oh okay, all right, doctor Philip, thank you, I
got it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh well, we have a few things over here that
we could work on.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You were so you're hanging out with the queens too.
Is there a drag show?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes, we saw drag show. Tina Burner is one of
my favorite drag queens ever.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Did you hear one of the biggest drag queens just died?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Jigg Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
From RuPaul's Drag right, A couple of them.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Died actually the show. I don't know the cause of death.
So I'm obviously not going to speculate on that and
generalize that. Okay, but that's really sad and whatever. But no,
the Tina Berner just is on the New All Stars
episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race. It's like a serious they
do so we saw her show two shows who did
the drag brunch with her?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
There's something about a drag queen that they just don't
give us shit, so they just say and do whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Should we move on to our new segment, which is
advice advice?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, so we have. I'm really excited about this because
we've been wanting you guys to like message in and
all that.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, we want you to send us questions if you
want advice. I mean, we're not experts, we're not doctors.
I mean, Miles, you are good at hair.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Speak for yourself. Because I gotta tell you something. I
am really good at giving advice. I have a doctorate
in advice advice.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, I'm not real good at advice. So we're gonna
we haven't even named this segment yet, but we're gonna
try to do it every you know, every podcast, So yes,
Sugar Dandet's or what.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know what we'll name it.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know what we're gonna name it either, so
help us, help us name it. But no, you are
good at giving advice, but really your advice is just
like oh whoa, It's like a fuck them, fuck it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, sure, okay, give it all right, so send us
your questions.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Go for it, all right. So this is Tanya Tanya.
The subject is is my boyfriend cheating?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh? I'm so good at it. We do wore the roses.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
We have both are cheaters and we have cheated.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, we talked about this before, so that's why I
said I aired whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Don't judge.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Hey, Courtney and Miles, I need some real talk.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well you're gonna get it. Buck up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I've been with my boyfriend Andre. Mind you, I have dyslexia,
so like reading is gonna be kind of wild. Okay,
I've been with my boyfriend Andre for about a year now.
Lately he's acting weird, putting his phone face down, randomly
going to walk his dog, even though I swear his
dog is the laziest m alive. And he's gotten weirdly
protective of his snapchat. I confronted him and called him parent.
(09:15):
He called me paranoid and changed the subject. I don't
want to snoop, but I kind of do. Okay, what
do I do? Am I being played? Or maybe just
overthinking this? Suspicious?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Tanya, Tanya, you snoop? You snoop the shit out of him.
You've been going out for a year. His snapchat is
your snapchat At this point, I think she should snoop
to find out. She doesn't have any solid evidence. And
who does snapchat anyway? Snap Nobody even does that anymore,
do they?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Snapchat is such?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Is so overdone. But this is what you're gonna do,
because guys are simple, right. You're gonna give him some love.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
With your Oh she's going sex with him.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yes, but only with her mouth because you don't want
to give her that. You don't want to give him
the cookie. No, you don't want to give him the
whole cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, just the preserve a jar, Okay, all right, okay, okay,
So give him the cookie jar, give him some crumbs,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Gonna go to the bathroom afterwards and do his thing
or whatever. And you're gonna snag his phone, and you're
gonna go to your car and lock the door that way.
He's gonna look for you. He's gonna look for your phone.
You're gonna be in the car locked and you look
through that goddamn phone, Tanya, and you find out what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You give it, he gives Tanya, he gives the worst
advice ever. Next time if you lock the car door,
hou is he gonna get in?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Next time he takes the dog for a walk, he's
gonna take the phone with them.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You get in your car and you follow him and
just say you forgot something at the store.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You don't. He doesn't need to know, but find out
where he's going.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
He's cheating on his phone. That's why he's going to
walk the dog. He's not going to walk the dog
to go get his cookiees.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Th Oh, okay, so it's something she needs to get
the phone. Okay, either way.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Tanya, I think Miles and I both agree. You need
to snoop and you need to figure out how to
get the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, get the phone. So like, that's why I think
he should give him some.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Get or give him lots of cocktails and a steak.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh my god, men, if you feed them a lot
of food and a lot of boost, he's gonna follow
us sleep.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Snooping is okay if you've been together for a year
or more. I feel like snooping's okay. Under a year.
You shouldn't be taking their stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh, if it's under a year. Go just go have
fun on your own, shoot yourself. All right, okay. Second
piece of advice for the now, and she's from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
All right, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
The subject is sex advice.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's all sex.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Ok Hey, mile's important. Well the last one wasn't sex?
I think? Okay, So I've been seeing this younger guy.
He's hot, he's fun, but in the bedroom it's just
not giving. He's all about speed and zero finesse if
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yes I do, quite, yes I do.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I've dropped tints. I've even guided with hands like we're
doing a duet. My fucking god. But it's like trying
to teach calculus to it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Can you just stop reading now? Just stop?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm done, get rid of him? What is your problem?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's more? Teach him. You do not want a man
that you need to teach anything to. Bye bye bye, Way,
there's more.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I gotta finish that. I don't want to hurt his ego,
but I don't want to stop feeling like I'm wasting
lingerie you are? How do I tell him to slow
down and level up without bruising his fragile man feelings?
Frustrated but fancy, Janelle, you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Need to hurt his man feelings and get rid of them. Sorry, okay,
jump go.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, we don't have time for this. Jew I'm telling
you do not have time for this.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, but hold on, hold on, han hand on, reverse
it back one second. If he's a good guy, he's
got a good job.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Then he should be good in bed.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
But maybe she needs to be a little aggressive. You
don't think so he should know what to do.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't know he's younger. I don't know how old
she is. Go get a different man, I pursue.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
She's sixty two and he's nineteen.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, she didn't give ages. Listen, she says she's tried.
She's tried, hinting around. Nothing's happening. I say, if sex
is big part of your relationship for you, get a
new man.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Can I okay? I like that? Can I say something? No,
you might not want me to. Can I say something
a little X rated?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If you're watching bad, I will cut it out.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Well, I'm just saying, here's a little tipped voice that
I used to give my best friends forever. Okay, okay,
get a bag of skittles.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's gonna is this gonna be really dirty.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, I'm not gonna say anything dirty, but I'm just
get a bag of skittles and put it where you
want him to give you attention, and he can only
use his mouth to get the skittle.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, again, get rid of the guy because if you
have to.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get candy to entice him, he's not the right doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Waiting to get the skittle in your mouth and you're
gonna get pleasure and he's gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
If you know, we're not teaching. It is the cougar
Den Podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
We don't teach. Okay, are starting off teach? We don't teach.
Either you know what you're doing or we will find
another man.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay, I mean, honestly, she's very brute.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But asked me the last time I was our head
of date that we're talking years.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, but have you ever played the kittle game before?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, I'm not buying candy for a boy.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, all right, well no, no, now, tanyaell is that it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are we done? Or you want to do?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean there is one more?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, let's do one more. I'm actually really enjoying this.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They told me to do one I'm like, we're doing
too all right, bad friend vibes. This is Ronda. Love
that name?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, do love it all right?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ronda, Hey, cougar Dan, longtime fan. Here changed my life.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Wait, choose your life, oh, Ronda. I don't know how
we change your life. It's probably the cocktail. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But so now I'm bringing you my mess.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, we'll take the mess, Ronda, bring it.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Whatever the hell you want. I'm gonna give you. This
one's long.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
My best friend Kiara has been I think that's how
you say that, has been acting like a straight up hater.
Anytime I have good news, she gets shady. Okay, like
when I prompted, I can't read like I got promoted,
she said, hope, it's not too stressful. You already look exhausted. Cute, right.
She jokes about me being single, critiques my Instagram stories,
and somehow makes every convo about her drama. I'm exhausted,
(15:15):
but we've been close for years and I don't want
to blow it up if it's fixable. So do I
call her out, cool off or just let the friendship
fade out into the background like an ex playlist? I
trust y'all tell me what the grown woman move. Is
Ronda questioning the sisterhood? Why are they all signing off
for something?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know, but if you want to answer first,
you can. But I get an answer for Ronda.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Ronda. Listen, well, Ronda sounds like a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, Ronda, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
What you are. Just don't be a drag queen with
a beard.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She started off with my friend. Stop my friend. She's
not your friend. If she's your friend, you always lift
each other up, You're always happy for each other.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She's throwing shade at you. She's never been your good friend.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
She's what I call a fringe You think she's a
good friend, She's a fringe friend.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Keep her on the fringe. Who cares about her? Move on?
Find somebody closer that's going to lift you up. You
don't need to talk to her. She should know. If
you've been friends for years, she should know.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Bye, fringe friend. I love that girl, Bye girl Bye.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I have a lot of fringe friends. I've gotten rid
of a couple of friends in the last couple of years.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Can you give us an example of why you got
rid of one of them? Or do you not want
to go there?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No? I mean I could so one of them was
posting shady stuff on Facebook all the time. You were
not sure, but my friend group was like, you know,
she's targeting you. I had like a little party here
for like a girl at work did brows and lashes. Yeah,
she started a brow and lash company. And I said,
you know what, I'll let you come to my house
(16:46):
and do some of your friends and I'll grab like
my girlfriend, my best friend Lauren.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
If there's one thing about you, you're always putting your
friends on. You want everyone to see say.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're awesome always.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
And so I said, no, I'm going to do it
for you, and I'll post for you and let's say
you know, and I and she did my brows and lashes.
I didn't invite this one girl just because it was
kind of more of like a work thing where I
don't know, I just didn't think of it. It was more
like I was trying to help this she's in her twenties,
she's a new mom.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I wanted to help her out.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I wasn't thinking that far ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well posted photos a couple of days later. It was
this big shady post about you know who your friends
are and for you you may you may drive an
suv pointed it towards me.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And I was like, you know, I can't. If you
have a problem, call me. Hey, why don't you invite
me to your lash event? I'd tell you because it
wasn't really it was more like trying to help some
a young.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Girl out at work.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, I'm not gonna alarm anyone, but I actually just
saw a mouse. I swear to God, I saw, I
swear to God, and I just called into that little
hole in the corner of your garage. I swear to God.
It wasn't a chipmunk. It was a mouse.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You sure out of here? I hate this cougar dead.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You want to know what's funny is we've never been
here in the summer, so we're about to have a
lot anymore. Wait, I have to tell you something. No, no,
what's your friend? Oh, to tell your name.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm not gonna say her name, but so I cut
her out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I have fringe friends that like, honestly, don't throw
shade at me on face spoke and this has happened
a few times in the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, and I thought, eh, we're good.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
So what I have to tell you is this you
were probably thinking, like this is kind of like a
work engagement type of thing. It's something I'm doing as
a friend. Like it's yes, it's not like I'm gonna
invite like my closest BFFs. I'm just gonnavite whoever's available.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And honestly, I wasn't sure how good she was at
brows and lashes, right, so you're not didn't want to
get like my friend friends here because what if she
was bad and then my friends said all messed up
faces from lashes?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You know, I didn't know she was any good.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm also the type of friend I feel like where
like if I felt like someone was like did invite
me and be like oh wow, thanks for the inviye
and like been like jokey about it, right, she.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Could have just called she was clearly a post to
me anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So Ronda, basically, a friend is never worth that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Like, no, she's not your friend. Friends lift you up.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I really feel like it's like girl power, your friends
lift you up.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you want to do truth or drink? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How long has this been?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let's do it? Let's do it?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, all right, I have a lot. I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, so I'm gonna let you start with truth or
drink and ladies, don't forget send us your questions because
we will give you real advice. Like we're not holding back.
I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but it is
what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yep, it is what it is. Okay, Okay, I to
say something, but like I have to stop because I
kind of got a little kookie over here.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, I got cookie because you saw a mouse. I'm
freaking out.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We're done. Why do we even change the set? We
need to change the location.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No, I I think that high ground with some stools.
But I will tell you something right now. If I
see one one thick spider, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, I'm fine with a spider. But if I see
a mouse.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That doesn't because it's not gonna come up to us.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I don't care. They are gross. Go ahead, I'm out
of here. So pissed. You saw a mouse?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, Oh my god, I I have twenty they're brand new.
M Have you ever been caught in the ap? If so,
who caught you? And what did they say? No? Never,
not even in high school?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, no, oh.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
My god, I have what happened it was so bad.
It's actually the night I lost my virginity.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Oh my god, that was what I would I would
literally cut my arms off, rip my eyes out, remove
my butthole, and I would go move to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, So what happened? Who caught you with?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My? God? Ew my cousin's friend. It was a big party, okay,
and they came into the bait. There was like a
bedroom in my cousin's basement and that's where I was.
And it was like four in the morning, okay, and
literally this girl, this fucking bitch, Tiana. I don't give
a ship if she hears this, because she probably won't
put fuck you Tiana. She walked and she's like, oh
(20:46):
my god, I'm so sorry, and then told my fucking
older cousins. Okay. Breakfast was weird the next morning because
everyone knew she was the.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Only one that caught you. Oh, this was your first
gay experience.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Well, I've never seen a cookie in my life, haven't.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
We haven't even discussed this.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I've never been with a girl before.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean, I you said you bean out with the lesbians.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well yes, actually we ran into her actually at lesbian
because the one I had a crush on Tori.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, all right, Oh yeah, so you were like, this
was my first nif you were devastated? All right, my question,
and it's truth or drink.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But we always just drink, so I don't even know
why we play.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We actually tell people too much about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Have you ever filmed a sex tape?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Really?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yes? Have you? No? Bullshit?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't like to see myself in the back. I
don't take baths bathtub.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Okay, Courtney, what is going on here? Because you have
sound baths, but you won't take a bath.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I know I don't need to sit and see myself
in a bathtub. I'm not filming myself. No, the answer
is no.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, I don't know. I saw the apple only fans
on your phone.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
But maybe by the end of the summer.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Now you keep saying this and you want to know
what it's karma is going to be a bit when
I find you a really hot guy and he's gonna
want to go to funky town with you.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
That's fine, we'll talk about it, all right. Your next
question before the mouse comes back or we get eaten
a live by these.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
And by the way, sex tape it was like I
kissed someone. It wasn't eything crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Oh wait, well I wasn't gonna get Do you want
to give us more specifics?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
No, I just kiss someone. I don't want people thinking
that I had like a full on sex tape of.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Kissing is not a sex tape.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
No, okay, so I guess okay. I just wanted to
clear that up before. Okay, have you ever hooked up
with a fan or someone who's recognized you from the radio?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
One guy, she used her magical voice powers to get late.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh no, years ago and invited me on a date.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Wait was this a hockey boy?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And I forget this guy's name. He's really handsome.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
How do he recognize you? Like you were out at
a bar or something? Well?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I knew he knew who I was because on our
first day he asked me for like Britney Spears tickets
or something, and I was like, shoot, and I didn't
know me.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Was he gay?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't know, but that's was my feeling. So it
didn't really last. We went on a couple of dates.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Did you hook up?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Never hooked up? No, I mean we made out. There
was some heavy pet there was making out there was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
There was heavy, heavy petting and making out and then
he asked me for tickets to a concert and I
was like, yeah, I can't keep petting, like touching my boobs,
like like boot pushing.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I wonder if your neighbors could hear us.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know. They're old, they're loving this, trust me.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
They're boob touching. His heavy petting, heavy touched my boobs.
So then he asked you for Britney spearsnickets like ship,
now only are you using but you're gay?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
He was cute and I kind of because our first
date was like a roller blading He took me roller
blading and I thought, okay, in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And then what did the local gay bar like?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
And then he took me to Kmart to shop for
Martha Stewart because she had just come out with her
Martha Stewart collection and Kmart and I thought, I think
this guy's game.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
And then he asked me for like Britney Spears tickets
and no, I was out of there. I was like, no,
you can't ask me for concert tickets. On the second date,
it was so sad and I think, no.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
What's sadder, the boobheading, the kmart shopping, or just the
simple fact that he wanted Bertiey Spears to get honestly.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wow, all right, My question is next, have you ever
gone through Matthew's cell phone?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, you had when we first started dating. You need this.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He was looking at us. He's off camera.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
He was like, listen, listen to that. We went through
like a weird We went Okay, So when we first
met it was like hardcore and then we went too
like we were like obsessed, like we're obsessed. He was
texting me all the time, all the time, like I
wanted to like like every score inch of his body whatever.
And then there was this weird time where like we
really fell for each other in my opinion, and well,
(24:47):
I hope so because we're still together. And so we
went through like a weird patch where like we I
think that we both felt like, oh, this is kind
of real. He hadn't been a relationship for three years whatever.
Long story short, he was piss drunk and I'm like, oh,
he's fucking talking to another guy. I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh yes, at early stages when I'm not.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Sure, he was blackout drunk and you want to know.
It's so annoying. I didn't find one fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Didn't he's so cute.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I didn't find one thing. And I looked through deleted
I'm like, I'm gonna find something around Yes, the kids
looking up like how to make homemade popcorn and like
texting his mom something, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
What I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Like, ah, So, anyways, and I told you this, you
knew this, you did forget about it because that's when
you lost your shoes and I had to carry you
from the uber to the hotel. We get to the
hotel room and you're like, I want to go to
the hotel room and like, bitch, where in the hotel?
So I and we were both black out, like I was.
I would never do that my right.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Once you did it once when you first got to
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, I'm like, you know what, Like I like the
trust like he's given he's shown he's taught me to trust.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Again, right, and that's what I need. So I've gone
through a guy's phone before the last right, my.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Fiance you went through.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I never knew this.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I did right when we first started dating. But I mean,
my fiance is no longer with us. God rest his soul.
You're just tuning in. But we were together for sixteen years,
and the first year of dating I went through his phone.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
But here's the thing. He had an Android. I have
an Apple.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I get to I get up in the morning to
go to work at like four four thirty in the morning,
so I'm in the kitchen, like, oh, he left his
phone in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I tried to turn it on.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
It made this like lightning bolt sound, and then I
tried to hit something and it called one of his
best friends at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And his best friend's like hello, and I'm like, how
do I hang this?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh my god, I got caught. I got caught.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He said, were you messing with my phone? Because my
friend called me at like five in the morning after
you left. He was like, why did you call me?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I feel like I was just trying to surf the internet.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just I will not do it again, though, And honestly,
if you feel like you have to go through somebody's phone,
that's not the person for it.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, Are we done? Do we even do three
and three?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I just want to do one more because.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The mosquitoes and the mice. All right, Can I just
say we need an intern to help us? Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, yes, yes, before we did the last one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And B we need a new set because now we
have a mosquito infestation, that the bats are gone, and
there's a mousehole.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I see it, a mousehole.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What do I do with that? I see the hole
you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
In my mosquitos. I don't think we've thoroughly thoroughly thought
this through.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
When you see the hot tub right there, you can
see it on the camera, the hot tub is dead.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Are we going to be driving to a set to
film this?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I think we.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Probably should start driving to us. No, because we're drinking.
We can't drive anywhere we could uber. Okay, isn't it
really far away from here?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It is?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, listen, cougars, don't worry about us.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You don't worry about us. We're gonna find an In turn,
we're gonna it'll be find a place to do this and.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It'll be okay, cool, It'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's gonna be fine. Okay, what's the craziest sex you've
ever sent bonus. Okay, you don't have it on your front.
I'm sure. What's like the craziest No, no, no, no. I
want to know if you had to choose between celibacy
for a year or getting back with your works worst
X for a week, which one? Would it be?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Celibacy for a year? We're good? Yeah, we're good? Oh
for a year?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Woman? Do you like that song woman by Kesha?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Like I do?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I do?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Could you give up sex for a year?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Hmm? Yes? And no? Okay, because like sometimes, like when
you're gay, like sex is a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Because you have to like hang from chandeliers, is it?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like? What do you mean, Courtney, It's like regular sucks.
You know, you gotta get.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
The I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You gotta get it right, you gotta get it at work.
There's a lot of work that goes into it. I
get it, and I don't have to do any of
that work. So I feel for my partner who does.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, But if you're straight, it's a lot of work too.
I mean I don't I think it's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
It's work before we wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can I just say, Miles, it is? I know so,
but we're just getting into it. So we're only a
few days into Pride Months. I think the next couple
of podcasts we should celebrate Pride month.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah somehow, I don't know how. Yeah, No, we're definitely
gonna celebrate Pride month. Month is about expressing yourself, Yes,
loving who you are. And I really hope that you know,
these generations to come, they stop putting labels on things
because I feel like it's too many goddamn labels And
it's not a bad thing. Good. If you want to
be that, that's fine, do whatever the hell you want
(29:16):
to do. But just love and be cool and like,
just it's fine if you're gay, if you're not gay.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Can we put that on a T shirt?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Just love and be cool. Just love and be cool,
because that's all it's about. And you want to know
what from someone who's experienced I feel like the spectrum
of sexuality. Yeah, tell me I've fallen for someone who
is a girl.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh I get beautiful, beautiful inside and out. You know.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I love like I'm gay, Like, yes, you are. We
know I'm gay, we know. But like I've I've questioned
myself At one point in my life, I was like,
wait a minute, but I like you. So I'm like, oh,
sexuality is it's about a connection of a person. And
I've actually been with a lot of street guys who like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I don't even know if that's homosexuality. I think that
sexuality and j role.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Sexually should be like the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, it's like who you're attracted to, their soul, their person,
their energy.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
And if it turns on the machine downstairs, then boom
you got a relationship.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, I also love the best friend, but like it
doesn't get you going right right, But like, if that
the trifecta happens, just let it happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So we're going to try to celebrate Pride month and
the best way we know which is sitting in a
garage with mice and drinking, drinking with mosquitoes.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Maybe we're gonna have some guests. I feel like we
should have some I think we should.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have some drag queens in there, like do drag queen?
Look at it looks like it's good lighting for drag
queen makeup.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I actually have to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I know a few Well then what I think at
some point this month, Cougars, We're gonna have some drag queens.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah here yeah, in the Cougar Dead.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah I actually know too. That would do it in
a heartbeat, in full drag.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, we need to wrap this up because I
need to board up that hole where you saw the board.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
It up before that.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Make sure you check this episode because this was a
wild one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah it is, it is. It was a wild episode.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Thanks to all the Cougars for watching, Thanks for listening.
We'll be back next week with another episode. Don't forget
check us out on Instagram please, because that's where I
get most of your messages. If you want to send
us any questions, if you need advice, if you want
to shout out the cougar Den Podcast on Instagram. We're
on YouTube, We're on TikTok, We're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
iHeartRadio, app match dot com, We're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Not yet, but we will be. Check us out Cougar
Den Podcast. Love you guys, yours
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Cougar Den Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
With Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey, welcome Cougar Dan Podcast. Cheers cougars, We're back. We
are still in the process of like redoing the set here.
You can tell it's a little different if you're watching
on YouTube and we're having a cocktail.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's the strawberry mit mohido bitches.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I mean, I gotta tell you something today. I
know I've said this a lot. I need a cocktail
every time I come here, but this, this.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Is car Do you think that you need a cocktail
every time you come here to do the podcast because
of me? Or you just have had it like a
hard day, Like I'm starting to feel like it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's a combination. No, I'm kidding. I love coming here
because this is like my my free space. I can
say whatever I want, do whatever I want.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, well yeah absolutely, I'll just edit it out.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
No worries to say whatever the hell you want.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I will say if you want to make this cocktail,
that's when I made up the strawberry mohito bitches. You've
got to check out our Instagram video on how to
make this the cougar Den podcast on.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Instagram absolutely and hopefully TikTok too.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Right on TikTok too.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It's got somebody everywhere, so just check it out. So
I have to say, we have a couple of we
got to check up on each other. We are sitting
in my garage. It's just different. This set's a little different.
We're trying to make it more fun and comfy. Yeah,
we are getting eaten the live by mosquitoes because it
is my fault. My neighbors took care of their bat situation.
(01:34):
So now we have a mosquito infestation.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, so I have a question.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can't make that up.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
So now that you don't have a thousand and one
bouts in your backyard, and how did they get rid
of them? They killed him?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, they don't.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So there's a guy that comes and I sealed up
my house first because I knew if she wasn't going
to do anything, her hotel is going to be full
one of these days and they're going to come into
my house.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So they seal it up.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
They put cocking in all the areas they think they
could sneak in, and then where the soffits are on
the top of your house where they're actually going into
your attic. They put a screen on it with a pipe,
and it's only an exit, so the bats in there
can come out, but they can no longer go into
your house. So I had my house sealed up, and
(02:14):
then magically, two weeks later, my neighbor decided to do it.
Who has the bat infestation, and so she sealed up
her house and the bats are gone.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
But now we have mosquitoes. Go lore.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Okay, yeah, because I've actually sat here. I've actually never
been here in the summer summer because when we started
filming this it was in January. But I do have
to say eaten alive. Thank god. You have like all
these different chemicals. We didn't really know what they were,
but we just doused our body in that. No you did.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't douse my body and chemicals you put on
the off deat stuff they told you not to.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Something was weird. I feel a little funny, but wow,
I'm happy, But also it seems a little bit not
real that they put something that they can get out
but can't get in.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, because they can't go back in. That's where they
nest and they have their babies in your.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, I get that, but what contraption keeps them from
being able to get out? But not?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think it's got a little flat door so it
only opens one way out, but it won't push in
and they can't get back in the house. So now
we have mosquitos. So now I got to hire somebody
to get rid of the mosquitos.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
What I really do? Because wow, I know you do
you have water around here?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I do? There's I live on rivers right off of
River Street.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
There's a river in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
There's a river around anyway, the bats have been taken
care of, thank you very much. I am more interested
in because I woke up the last couple of days
and my eyes were itchy, and I was thinking of
your eye miightes.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, you had eyelash mites. Yes, so my eye doctor
keeps having this. I don't answer one of eight hundred numbers.
But they've been calling me a lot, the specialty CVS
pharmacy to get the eye drops. But you want to
know what they haven't been bothering me. I think they're
like not here right now? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't and I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You told me that you weren't one hundred percent sure
you had eye mites, and you were waiting for you doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
He said that he didn't see them, but he saw
evidence of them. So I don't know if he saw
like scratches or like homes that they created and they're
not in there. I don't know what he saw. But
they were making my eyes dry with my contacts. But
I found contacts that actually worked really well for me.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Now, okay, good, Yeah, so that's been resolved.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yes, I have a stigmatism.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
We're doing so well.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
We're doing really well. And I just say something. You
look really young, do you? I so it has only
been the salmon sperm or we've been doing something else.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
No salmon sperm. And you did my hair recently.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well you always look young, younger than you look like glowing.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Really No, I have not I have not done anything.
I have not had like botox or filler, just the
salmon sperm. And you did my hair.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Have you been doing it like religiously the salmon sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I do it every day.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It's your skin, your skin is.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Putting the salmon sperm on my face. Ladies, if you
didn't know it's a serum. I'm not like, she's not
hooking up with Sam.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm not looking up.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, I didn't know if there was salmon in the
river that's by your house.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Ah See, now he's decided to be nice. He was
a big bear when he got here earlier.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, you were a bear.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
You just got back from Pea town hanging out with
the queens. Yes, and then you came in it like
a bear.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yes. I you know, found a couple of boyfriend friends
while I was away. I had to ward them off
because this one over here, they gets so jealous.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Can I ask you something though? You guys went to Petown?
What was what was happening in Petown?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So it was lesbian week?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I was lesbian week. Do you not like lesbian week? No?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Because there's fights. They're so angry, those lesbians.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, I don't know. I know.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
So it's called baby baby dyke Week?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Because I guess it's like if you're like a baby dyke,
you go there like meaning like you just like found
out you're lesbian. You're gonna go celebrate a lot of
engagements that weekend, which is just so cliche. And you
know what they're just they're mean. They all I kept.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Literally, they're not generalized, please.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh no, no, no, I'm part of the I'm generalizing.
I'm part of the community. Okay, you don't have to generally.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm not going to general I am not going to generalize.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm sure there's let me generalize a little bit more.
Because I was like Ellen Ellen, like every time I
thought it's Ellenie generals.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Okay, well you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
May have she might have been there. She was here
and Matthew go to Petown for.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Baby Lesbian Week.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I thought you were to say lent.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Or lent Baby Lesbian Week. Yeah, okay, so and it
was fun.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
It was fine, a lot of rain, you know, and
I'm sorry to go back to it. But the lesbians
are always doing something. They're fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can we have some lesbians in the Cougar Den podcast.
I would like some a lesbian audience, full lesbian audience,
to show Miles that lesbians are not angry.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Okay, I don't know. I don't know, because I don't
know I was gonna say something. You're like, don't you're
like kind of actually like really defending them right now,
Like are you Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I want to defend everybody who gets stereotype.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Let me okay, let me tell you something, Courtney. I've
been friends with lesbians, I've kissed lesbians. I've officiated lesbian weddings. Okay,
no I haven't. That was lie. But I feel like
I'm very equipped.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Okay to judge. You should never judge anybody. I'm just
saying you need to work on that.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh oh okay, all right, doctor Philip, thank you, I
got it.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh well, we have a few things over here that
we could work on.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You were so you're hanging out with the queens too.
Is there a drag show?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes, we saw drag show. Tina Burner is one of
my favorite drag queens ever.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Did you hear one of the biggest drag queens just died?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Jigg Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
From RuPaul's Drag right, A couple of them.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Died actually the show. I don't know the cause of death.
So I'm obviously not going to speculate on that and
generalize that. Okay, but that's really sad and whatever. But no,
the Tina Berner just is on the New All Stars
episodes of RuPaul's Drag Race. It's like a serious they
do so we saw her show two shows who did
the drag brunch with her?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
There's something about a drag queen that they just don't
give us shit, so they just say and do whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Should we move on to our new segment, which is
advice advice?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Yeah, so we have. I'm really excited about this because
we've been wanting you guys to like message in and
all that.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, we want you to send us questions if you
want advice. I mean, we're not experts, we're not doctors.
I mean, Miles, you are good at hair.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Speak for yourself. Because I gotta tell you something. I
am really good at giving advice. I have a doctorate
in advice advice.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, I'm not real good at advice. So we're gonna
we haven't even named this segment yet, but we're gonna
try to do it every you know, every podcast, So yes,
Sugar Dandet's or what.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I don't know what we'll name it.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know what we're gonna name it either, so
help us, help us name it. But no, you are
good at giving advice, but really your advice is just
like oh whoa, It's like a fuck them, fuck it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay, sure, okay, give it all right, so send us
your questions.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Go for it, all right. So this is Tanya Tanya.
The subject is is my boyfriend cheating?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh? I'm so good at it. We do wore the roses.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
We have both are cheaters and we have cheated.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, we have.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, we talked about this before, so that's why I
said I aired whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Don't judge.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Hey, Courtney and Miles, I need some real talk.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well you're gonna get it. Buck up, bitch.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I've been with my boyfriend Andre. Mind you, I have dyslexia,
so like reading is gonna be kind of wild. Okay,
I've been with my boyfriend Andre for about a year now.
Lately he's acting weird, putting his phone face down, randomly
going to walk his dog, even though I swear his
dog is the laziest m alive. And he's gotten weirdly
protective of his snapchat. I confronted him and called him parent.
(09:15):
He called me paranoid and changed the subject. I don't
want to snoop, but I kind of do. Okay, what
do I do? Am I being played? Or maybe just
overthinking this? Suspicious?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Tanya, Tanya, you snoop? You snoop the shit out of him.
You've been going out for a year. His snapchat is
your snapchat At this point, I think she should snoop
to find out. She doesn't have any solid evidence. And
who does snapchat anyway? Snap Nobody even does that anymore,
do they?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Snapchat is such?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Is so overdone. But this is what you're gonna do,
because guys are simple, right. You're gonna give him some love.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
With your Oh she's going sex with him.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yes, but only with her mouth because you don't want
to give her that. You don't want to give him
the cookie. No, you don't want to give him the
whole cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, just the preserve a jar, Okay, all right, okay, okay,
So give him the cookie jar, give him some crumbs,
and he's.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Gonna go to the bathroom afterwards and do his thing
or whatever. And you're gonna snag his phone, and you're
gonna go to your car and lock the door that way.
He's gonna look for you. He's gonna look for your phone.
You're gonna be in the car locked and you look
through that goddamn phone, Tanya, and you find out what's
going on.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You give it, he gives Tanya, he gives the worst
advice ever. Next time if you lock the car door,
hou is he gonna get in?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Next time he takes the dog for a walk, he's
gonna take the phone with them.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
You get in your car and you follow him and
just say you forgot something at the store.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You don't. He doesn't need to know, but find out
where he's going.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
He's cheating on his phone. That's why he's going to
walk the dog. He's not going to walk the dog
to go get his cookiees.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Th Oh, okay, so it's something she needs to get
the phone. Okay, either way.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Tanya, I think Miles and I both agree. You need
to snoop and you need to figure out how to
get the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, get the phone. So like, that's why I think
he should give him some.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Get or give him lots of cocktails and a steak.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Oh my god, men, if you feed them a lot
of food and a lot of boost, he's gonna follow
us sleep.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Snooping is okay if you've been together for a year
or more. I feel like snooping's okay. Under a year.
You shouldn't be taking their stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh, if it's under a year. Go just go have
fun on your own, shoot yourself. All right, okay. Second
piece of advice for the now, and she's from New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
All right, you know.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
The subject is sex advice.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's all sex.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Ok Hey, mile's important. Well the last one wasn't sex?
I think? Okay, So I've been seeing this younger guy.
He's hot, he's fun, but in the bedroom it's just
not giving. He's all about speed and zero finesse if
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yes I do, quite, yes I do.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I've dropped tints. I've even guided with hands like we're
doing a duet. My fucking god. But it's like trying
to teach calculus to it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Can you just stop reading now? Just stop?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm done, get rid of him? What is your problem?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's more? Teach him. You do not want a man
that you need to teach anything to. Bye bye bye, Way,
there's more.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
I gotta finish that. I don't want to hurt his ego,
but I don't want to stop feeling like I'm wasting
lingerie you are? How do I tell him to slow
down and level up without bruising his fragile man feelings?
Frustrated but fancy, Janelle, you.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Need to hurt his man feelings and get rid of them. Sorry, okay,
jump go.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
No, we don't have time for this. Jew I'm telling
you do not have time for this.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Okay, but hold on, hold on, han hand on, reverse
it back one second. If he's a good guy, he's
got a good job.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Then he should be good in bed.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
But maybe she needs to be a little aggressive. You
don't think so he should know what to do.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't know he's younger. I don't know how old
she is. Go get a different man, I pursue.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
She's sixty two and he's nineteen.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, she didn't give ages. Listen, she says she's tried.
She's tried, hinting around. Nothing's happening. I say, if sex
is big part of your relationship for you, get a
new man.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Can I okay? I like that? Can I say something? No,
you might not want me to. Can I say something
a little X rated?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
If you're watching bad, I will cut it out.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Well, I'm just saying, here's a little tipped voice that
I used to give my best friends forever. Okay, okay,
get a bag of skittles.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
It's gonna is this gonna be really dirty.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, I'm not gonna say anything dirty, but I'm just
get a bag of skittles and put it where you
want him to give you attention, and he can only
use his mouth to get the skittle.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay, again, get rid of the guy because if you
have to.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get candy to entice him, he's not the right doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Waiting to get the skittle in your mouth and you're
gonna get pleasure and he's gonna learn.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
If you know, we're not teaching. It is the cougar
Den Podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
We don't teach. Okay, are starting off teach? We don't teach.
Either you know what you're doing or we will find
another man.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Okay, I mean, honestly, she's very brute.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But asked me the last time I was our head
of date that we're talking years.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, but have you ever played the kittle game before?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
No, I'm not buying candy for a boy.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Okay, all right, well no, no, now, tanyaell is that it?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Are we done? Or you want to do?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I mean there is one more?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Okay, let's do one more. I'm actually really enjoying this.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
They told me to do one I'm like, we're doing
too all right, bad friend vibes. This is Ronda. Love
that name?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, do love it all right?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ronda, Hey, cougar Dan, longtime fan. Here changed my life.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Wait, choose your life, oh, Ronda. I don't know how
we change your life. It's probably the cocktail. Oh.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
But so now I'm bringing you my mess.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Okay, we'll take the mess, Ronda, bring it.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Whatever the hell you want. I'm gonna give you. This
one's long.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
My best friend Kiara has been I think that's how
you say that, has been acting like a straight up hater.
Anytime I have good news, she gets shady. Okay, like
when I prompted, I can't read like I got promoted,
she said, hope, it's not too stressful. You already look exhausted. Cute, right.
She jokes about me being single, critiques my Instagram stories,
and somehow makes every convo about her drama. I'm exhausted,
(15:15):
but we've been close for years and I don't want
to blow it up if it's fixable. So do I
call her out, cool off or just let the friendship
fade out into the background like an ex playlist? I
trust y'all tell me what the grown woman move. Is
Ronda questioning the sisterhood? Why are they all signing off
for something?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know, but if you want to answer first,
you can. But I get an answer for Ronda.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Ronda. Listen, well, Ronda sounds like a lesbian.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, Ronda, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
What you are. Just don't be a drag queen with
a beard.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
She started off with my friend. Stop my friend. She's
not your friend. If she's your friend, you always lift
each other up, You're always happy for each other.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She's throwing shade at you. She's never been your good friend.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
She's what I call a fringe You think she's a
good friend, She's a fringe friend.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Keep her on the fringe. Who cares about her? Move on?
Find somebody closer that's going to lift you up. You
don't need to talk to her. She should know. If
you've been friends for years, she should know.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Bye, fringe friend. I love that girl, Bye girl Bye.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I have a lot of fringe friends. I've gotten rid
of a couple of friends in the last couple of years.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Can you give us an example of why you got
rid of one of them? Or do you not want
to go there?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
No? I mean I could so one of them was
posting shady stuff on Facebook all the time. You were
not sure, but my friend group was like, you know,
she's targeting you. I had like a little party here
for like a girl at work did brows and lashes. Yeah,
she started a brow and lash company. And I said,
you know what, I'll let you come to my house
(16:46):
and do some of your friends and I'll grab like
my girlfriend, my best friend Lauren.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
If there's one thing about you, you're always putting your
friends on. You want everyone to see say.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You're awesome always.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
And so I said, no, I'm going to do it
for you, and I'll post for you and let's say
you know, and I and she did my brows and lashes.
I didn't invite this one girl just because it was
kind of more of like a work thing where I
don't know, I just didn't think of it. It was more
like I was trying to help this she's in her twenties,
she's a new mom.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
I wanted to help her out.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I wasn't thinking that far ahead.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Well posted photos a couple of days later. It was
this big shady post about you know who your friends
are and for you you may you may drive an
suv pointed it towards me.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And I was like, you know, I can't. If you
have a problem, call me. Hey, why don't you invite
me to your lash event? I'd tell you because it
wasn't really it was more like trying to help some
a young.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Girl out at work.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, I'm not gonna alarm anyone, but I actually just
saw a mouse. I swear to God, I saw, I
swear to God, and I just called into that little
hole in the corner of your garage. I swear to God.
It wasn't a chipmunk. It was a mouse.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You sure out of here? I hate this cougar dead.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You want to know what's funny is we've never been
here in the summer, so we're about to have a
lot anymore. Wait, I have to tell you something. No, no,
what's your friend? Oh, to tell your name.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
I'm not gonna say her name, but so I cut
her out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And I have fringe friends that like, honestly, don't throw
shade at me on face spoke and this has happened
a few times in the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, and I thought, eh, we're good.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
So what I have to tell you is this you
were probably thinking, like this is kind of like a
work engagement type of thing. It's something I'm doing as
a friend. Like it's yes, it's not like I'm gonna
invite like my closest BFFs. I'm just gonnavite whoever's available.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
And honestly, I wasn't sure how good she was at
brows and lashes, right, so you're not didn't want to
get like my friend friends here because what if she
was bad and then my friends said all messed up
faces from lashes?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You know, I didn't know she was any good.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I'm also the type of friend I feel like where
like if I felt like someone was like did invite
me and be like oh wow, thanks for the inviye
and like been like jokey about it, right, she.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Could have just called she was clearly a post to
me anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
So Ronda, basically, a friend is never worth that.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Like, no, she's not your friend. Friends lift you up.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I really feel like it's like girl power, your friends
lift you up.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Do you want to do truth or drink? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How long has this been?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let's do it? Let's do it?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay, all right, I have a lot. I have a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, so I'm gonna let you start with truth or
drink and ladies, don't forget send us your questions because
we will give you real advice. Like we're not holding back.
I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but it is
what it is.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yep, it is what it is. Okay, Okay, I to
say something, but like I have to stop because I
kind of got a little kookie over here.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, I got cookie because you saw a mouse. I'm
freaking out.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
We're done. Why do we even change the set? We
need to change the location.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
No, I I think that high ground with some stools.
But I will tell you something right now. If I
see one one thick spider, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, I'm fine with a spider. But if I see
a mouse.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
That doesn't because it's not gonna come up to us.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I don't care. They are gross. Go ahead, I'm out
of here. So pissed. You saw a mouse?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, Oh my god, I I have twenty they're brand new.
M Have you ever been caught in the ap? If so,
who caught you? And what did they say? No? Never,
not even in high school?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, no, oh.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
My god, I have what happened it was so bad.
It's actually the night I lost my virginity.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Oh my god, that was what I would I would
literally cut my arms off, rip my eyes out, remove
my butthole, and I would go move to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Okay, So what happened? Who caught you with?
Speaker 3 (20:25):
My? God? Ew my cousin's friend. It was a big party, okay,
and they came into the bait. There was like a
bedroom in my cousin's basement and that's where I was.
And it was like four in the morning, okay, and
literally this girl, this fucking bitch, Tiana. I don't give
a ship if she hears this, because she probably won't
put fuck you Tiana. She walked and she's like, oh
(20:46):
my god, I'm so sorry, and then told my fucking
older cousins. Okay. Breakfast was weird the next morning because
everyone knew she was the.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Only one that caught you. Oh, this was your first
gay experience.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Well, I've never seen a cookie in my life, haven't.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
We haven't even discussed this.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I've never been with a girl before.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean, I you said you bean out with the lesbians.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well yes, actually we ran into her actually at lesbian
because the one I had a crush on Tori.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, all right, Oh yeah, so you were like, this
was my first nif you were devastated? All right, my question,
and it's truth or drink.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
But we always just drink, so I don't even know
why we play.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We actually tell people too much about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Have you ever filmed a sex tape?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Really?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Yes? Have you? No? Bullshit?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't like to see myself in the back. I
don't take baths bathtub.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Okay, Courtney, what is going on here? Because you have
sound baths, but you won't take a bath.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I know I don't need to sit and see myself
in a bathtub. I'm not filming myself. No, the answer
is no.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No, I don't know. I saw the apple only fans
on your phone.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
But maybe by the end of the summer.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Now you keep saying this and you want to know
what it's karma is going to be a bit when
I find you a really hot guy and he's gonna
want to go to funky town with you.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
That's fine, we'll talk about it, all right. Your next
question before the mouse comes back or we get eaten
a live by these.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
And by the way, sex tape it was like I
kissed someone. It wasn't eything crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Oh wait, well I wasn't gonna get Do you want
to give us more specifics?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
No, I just kiss someone. I don't want people thinking
that I had like a full on sex tape of.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Kissing is not a sex tape.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
No, okay, so I guess okay. I just wanted to
clear that up before. Okay, have you ever hooked up
with a fan or someone who's recognized you from the radio?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
One guy, she used her magical voice powers to get late.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Oh no, years ago and invited me on a date.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Wait was this a hockey boy?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And I forget this guy's name. He's really handsome.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
How do he recognize you? Like you were out at
a bar or something? Well?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I knew he knew who I was because on our
first day he asked me for like Britney Spears tickets
or something, and I was like, shoot, and I didn't
know me.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Was he gay?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I don't know, but that's was my feeling. So it
didn't really last. We went on a couple of dates.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Did you hook up?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Never hooked up? No, I mean we made out. There
was some heavy pet there was making out there was.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
There was heavy, heavy petting and making out and then
he asked me for tickets to a concert and I
was like, yeah, I can't keep petting, like touching my boobs,
like like boot pushing.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I wonder if your neighbors could hear us.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't know. They're old, they're loving this, trust me.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
They're boob touching. His heavy petting, heavy touched my boobs.
So then he asked you for Britney spearsnickets like ship,
now only are you using but you're gay?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
He was cute and I kind of because our first
date was like a roller blading He took me roller
blading and I thought, okay, in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
And then what did the local gay bar like?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
And then he took me to Kmart to shop for
Martha Stewart because she had just come out with her
Martha Stewart collection and Kmart and I thought, I think
this guy's game.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
And then he asked me for like Britney Spears tickets
and no, I was out of there. I was like, no,
you can't ask me for concert tickets. On the second date,
it was so sad and I think, no.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
What's sadder, the boobheading, the kmart shopping, or just the
simple fact that he wanted Bertiey Spears to get honestly.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wow, all right, My question is next, have you ever
gone through Matthew's cell phone?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, you had when we first started dating. You need this.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
He was looking at us. He's off camera.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
He was like, listen, listen to that. We went through
like a weird We went Okay, So when we first
met it was like hardcore and then we went too
like we were like obsessed, like we're obsessed. He was
texting me all the time, all the time, like I
wanted to like like every score inch of his body whatever.
And then there was this weird time where like we
really fell for each other in my opinion, and well,
(24:47):
I hope so because we're still together. And so we
went through like a weird patch where like we I
think that we both felt like, oh, this is kind
of real. He hadn't been a relationship for three years whatever.
Long story short, he was piss drunk and I'm like, oh,
he's fucking talking to another guy. I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Oh yes, at early stages when I'm not.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Sure, he was blackout drunk and you want to know.
It's so annoying. I didn't find one fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Didn't he's so cute.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I didn't find one thing. And I looked through deleted
I'm like, I'm gonna find something around Yes, the kids
looking up like how to make homemade popcorn and like
texting his mom something, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
What I mean?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Like, ah, So, anyways, and I told you this, you
knew this, you did forget about it because that's when
you lost your shoes and I had to carry you
from the uber to the hotel. We get to the
hotel room and you're like, I want to go to
the hotel room and like, bitch, where in the hotel?
So I and we were both black out, like I was.
I would never do that my right.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Once you did it once when you first got to
get it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, I'm like, you know what, Like I like the
trust like he's given he's shown he's taught me to trust.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Again, right, and that's what I need. So I've gone
through a guy's phone before the last right, my.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Fiance you went through.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I never knew this.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I did right when we first started dating. But I mean,
my fiance is no longer with us. God rest his soul.
You're just tuning in. But we were together for sixteen years,
and the first year of dating I went through his phone.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
But here's the thing. He had an Android. I have
an Apple.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I get to I get up in the morning to
go to work at like four four thirty in the morning,
so I'm in the kitchen, like, oh, he left his
phone in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I tried to turn it on.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
It made this like lightning bolt sound, and then I
tried to hit something and it called one of his
best friends at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
And his best friend's like hello, and I'm like, how
do I hang this?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Oh my god, I got caught. I got caught.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Oh oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He said, were you messing with my phone? Because my
friend called me at like five in the morning after
you left. He was like, why did you call me?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I feel like I was just trying to surf the internet.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I just I will not do it again, though, And honestly,
if you feel like you have to go through somebody's phone,
that's not the person for it.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It's not worth it.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
All right, Are we done? Do we even do three
and three?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
I just want to do one more because.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
The mosquitoes and the mice. All right, Can I just
say we need an intern to help us? Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, yes, yes, before we did the last one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
And B we need a new set because now we
have a mosquito infestation, that the bats are gone, and
there's a mousehole.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I see it, a mousehole.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
What do I do with that? I see the hole
you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
In my mosquitos. I don't think we've thoroughly thoroughly thought
this through.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
When you see the hot tub right there, you can
see it on the camera, the hot tub is dead.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Are we going to be driving to a set to
film this?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I think we.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Probably should start driving to us. No, because we're drinking.
We can't drive anywhere we could uber. Okay, isn't it
really far away from here?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
It is?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, listen, cougars, don't worry about us.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You don't worry about us. We're gonna find an In turn,
we're gonna it'll be find a place to do this and.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
It'll be okay, cool, It'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's gonna be fine. Okay, what's the craziest sex you've
ever sent bonus. Okay, you don't have it on your front.
I'm sure. What's like the craziest No, no, no, no. I
want to know if you had to choose between celibacy
for a year or getting back with your works worst
X for a week, which one? Would it be?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Celibacy for a year? We're good? Yeah, we're good? Oh
for a year?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Woman? Do you like that song woman by Kesha?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Like I do?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
I do?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Could you give up sex for a year?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Hmm? Yes? And no? Okay, because like sometimes, like when
you're gay, like sex is a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Because you have to like hang from chandeliers, is it?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like? What do you mean, Courtney, It's like regular sucks.
You know, you gotta get.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
The I don't know.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
You gotta get it right, you gotta get it at work.
There's a lot of work that goes into it. I
get it, and I don't have to do any of
that work. So I feel for my partner who does.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, But if you're straight, it's a lot of work too.
I mean I don't I think it's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
It's work before we wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Can I just say, Miles, it is? I know so,
but we're just getting into it. So we're only a
few days into Pride Months. I think the next couple
of podcasts we should celebrate Pride month.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah somehow, I don't know how. Yeah, No, we're definitely
gonna celebrate Pride month. Month is about expressing yourself, Yes,
loving who you are. And I really hope that you know,
these generations to come, they stop putting labels on things
because I feel like it's too many goddamn labels And
it's not a bad thing. Good. If you want to
be that, that's fine, do whatever the hell you want
(29:16):
to do. But just love and be cool and like,
just it's fine if you're gay, if you're not gay.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Can we put that on a T shirt?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Just love and be cool. Just love and be cool,
because that's all it's about. And you want to know
what from someone who's experienced I feel like the spectrum
of sexuality. Yeah, tell me I've fallen for someone who
is a girl.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Oh I get beautiful, beautiful inside and out. You know.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
I love like I'm gay, Like, yes, you are. We
know I'm gay, we know. But like I've I've questioned
myself At one point in my life, I was like,
wait a minute, but I like you. So I'm like, oh,
sexuality is it's about a connection of a person. And
I've actually been with a lot of street guys who like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I don't even know if that's homosexuality. I think that
sexuality and j role.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Sexually should be like the spectrum.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, it's like who you're attracted to, their soul, their person,
their energy.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
And if it turns on the machine downstairs, then boom
you got a relationship.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, I also love the best friend, but like it
doesn't get you going right right, But like, if that
the trifecta happens, just let it happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So we're going to try to celebrate Pride month and
the best way we know which is sitting in a
garage with mice and drinking, drinking with mosquitoes.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Maybe we're gonna have some guests. I feel like we
should have some I think we should.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have some drag queens in there, like do drag queen?
Look at it looks like it's good lighting for drag
queen makeup.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
I actually have to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I know a few Well then what I think at
some point this month, Cougars, We're gonna have some drag queens.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah here yeah, in the Cougar Dead.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah I actually know too. That would do it in
a heartbeat, in full drag.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
All right, we need to wrap this up because I
need to board up that hole where you saw the board.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
It up before that.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Make sure you check this episode because this was a
wild one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah it is, it is. It was a wild episode.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Thanks to all the Cougars for watching, Thanks for listening.
We'll be back next week with another episode. Don't forget
check us out on Instagram please, because that's where I
get most of your messages. If you want to send
us any questions, if you need advice, if you want
to shout out the cougar Den Podcast on Instagram. We're
on YouTube, We're on TikTok, We're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
iHeartRadio, app match dot com, We're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Not yet, but we will be. Check us out Cougar
Den Podcast. Love you guys, yours
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