February 19, 2025 • 19 mins
Big Sabrina Carpenter news every fan needs to hear!!! A shocking study about hairy men and Courtney and Miles play a new drinking game!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, It's the
Cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, welcome, it is then Podcast with Courtney and Miles.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm so excited to be back another week.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I know. I just love hanging out with you. Are
that Matthew with us? Your boyfriend who's working the camera?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
My emotional support, Twain is that's what it is?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Coming up Sabrina Carpenter Valentine's Day gift to everybody. I
don't know if you've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And then big big Sabrina Carpenter News. And I know
that you're a fan.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love we went to the concert.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, yeah, and so is Matthew. Yes, you guys are
gonna freak out when I tell you about the Sabrina
Carpenter News.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You were.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh, I can't wait? Use it? Okayt wait.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Cougar Cocktail of the Week is the gender Bender something
I made up? It is smearing off strawberry rose vodka,
zero sugar, strawberry Snapple. And here's the twist, Ladies, Rainbow
Subert Cotton Candy.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Cotton Candy is so slept on. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hold your drink out and then you just drop the
cotton candy in the top and it melts. Look at
it melts right into your drink.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is amazing. And the zero sugar stuff, it's the
only sugar that you're putting into it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Only sugar is the cotton candy. Take a sip. Tell
me what you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Think of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Cheers you go, cheers. Oh, I can't wait to get
all caught up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, that is so refreshing, I know. And I gotta
tell you something. I was expecting it to be really sweet,
not at all. It's actually perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
What do they call I know they call wine people,
Samoliet's what do they call like a cocktail master, because
that's me a drunk? Well, then I am your drunk cougars.
That is the gender Bender cocktails. I love sugar. Even
the vodka is zero sugar strawberry vodka. And that's why, right,
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and that's why I use the cotton candy for our
sugar boot.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love that. It's very refreshing, it's very late. It's
not like a normal sugary drink that we normally have.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's your cougar cocktail of the gender Bender. Let's talk
about this study. And it's interesting because I'm looking at
you and I'm so you have like full beard, Miles. Ladies,
if you don't see us, see the video and you're
just getting the audio. Full beard. Yeah, and Matthew is
clean shaven.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Every single day, I mean clean shaved every single day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay. Here's a new study that just came out. It says, uh,
men with facial hair or sending a message to women
they want a long term relationship and a family. Clean
shaven guys are just looking for hookups.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well that everything.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Is this right on or no? Like I feel like
Matthew is the more sensitive, Like no, I mean not,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No he is, Oh my god, are you I'm like
a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, why you look at me like that?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh yeah, I'm annoying. But it's funny though, because I
definitely feel like I'm more family oriented, Like Matthey wants
a family, but he's like give me fifteen years and
I'm like no, but no, so he he's less family oriented.
I would say, out of both of us, I am more.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And I've always dated Ben with facial hair. I have
never dated a guy with clean, clean shaven, always had
some sort of go tea or beard.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Wow. Okay, so you're just attracted to that, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm a that's my thing. Do you have a thing
that attracts you like my Yes, mine is facial hair.
Like you could be the ugliest guy on the planet.
But if you have a go tea, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's over.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, how about you? What's your thing?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think my thing is just like, well, no, I don't,
I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So you don't have anything that's like I like a
guy with Look at Matthew's hair.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm all over the time, I'm all over the place. Okay,
So I guess the bare minimum it's dark eyes, all
live audience I think is wasted right now.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My mother's dog is crying in the back.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I don't think you can hear.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, So do you agree with me on that though,
or on this new study that men with facial hair
saying they want something serious well clean shaving guys are
like I.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Would agree with that, but I've also my friends have
dated a lot of Harry douchebags, you know what I mean.
So I don't know, like there might be something to it. Listen,
you're asking a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, in the gay world, a bear has facial hair ring.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think definitely wants more of a relationship a bear. Yeah,
because those clean shaven twinks are just horse so.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
In the gay world that this might be true.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
World, it's very true. I believe that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do you want my Subrina Carpenter news?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I want to know about her because I know
this is a while ago, but her Grammy performance was amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, it was awesome and you guys saw her in
content live and how.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was that free? Well, you were wasted, so let's he was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Did you get did you see the whole show? Or
was he too wasted to see her?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You saw most of the show, but I was on
almost the roof at the Excel Center parking, so I'm like,
I'm not getting stuck in that traffic. So we left
a little bit early. But honestly, we got tickets day
before we got pit. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So Sabrina Carpenter, Yes, Valentine's Day present. I don't know
if since you guys love her, did you know that
she dropped her deluxe version of her album with four
new bonus tracks on Valentine's.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Day Okay, so I didn't know that she did that,
but I saw something that I just scrolled by about
a deluxe album. So that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And she's doing a song with Dolly Parton, one of
her songs with Dolly Parton is honest.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That makes it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, So that was her Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I love that, thank you, And then huge news. This
is gonna piss me off because I'm not going to
be I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Because I know I have like inside, I can't no,
I don't have access to what I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
They took away all your magical powers.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They did, and I used to have lots of mad
I could have fairy dusted you and you would be
in Milan, Italy watching Sabrina Carpenter. I know, but I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The big news is we're given away a trip for
two to Milan, Italy to see Sabrina Carpenter. I know,
I know, and I'm not going to say how you
win it. You have to listen to Kiss ninety fifty seven,
listen to Courdion Kiss in the morning six to ten am,
and you could possibly be on your way to Milan.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I love that cap and you know, I, yeah, just
go listen, because why wouldn't you want to win that trip?
And whatever spat wins it?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I hate you, I know, but why can't you and
I go? Why wouldn't they say, Hey, the kugar Den
podcast is a hit, let's send Courty and Miles to
Milan to be like reporters for the concert.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, exactly. And I can't even go grocery shopping anymore, Courtney.
I'm literally recognized everywhere, so like, come on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He's such a celebrity now I can't he can't leave
the salon.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I can't leave the salon. I'm just fucking stuck there.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I wish we could do but anyway, so, yeah, Sabrina Carpenter, Milan, Italy.
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So what do people have to do? We don't know yet.
But where do you go to at least learn how
to win?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh, you could go to Kiss ninety five to seven
dot com and check it out. You could listen to us. Uh,
let's put it this way. Just be listening to Kiss
ninety five to seven for Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, listen to that called her Double Shop.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Two Songs of Sabrina carpenter.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Anyways, I have to say I keep sipping more of this,
and I the last time we had the last couple
episodes with the drinks, have been slowly sipping.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I want to chug this, okay, Well, you can have
as many Listen, you can have as many of these
as you want.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Our cocktail is fabulous. Walking home, I know I've got
a new game. I was wondering if you want to
play a new game on the kugar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, I'm prepared. Is it the game? I'm thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's the game?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You're thinking truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Okay, we are like soul may we are?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's exactly the game I want.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, good, because I have a lot of things that
I want you to not drink.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm gonna do three questions for you, and you can
either tell me the truth, okay, or you have to drink.
Which we probably shouldn't have been chugging these, but that's
all right. If I have to fill them up, I will.
If I have to mix them up more, I will.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I think it should be a big gulp, A big gulp.
If you don't if you don't want to answer, you
gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Go okay, all right, truth or drink? Here we go.
I'm going to start with you my three questions for you.
Have you ever had a sex injury?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh? No, but I I have had a very awkward
event happen. I may tell you. Yes, Okay, I'll say it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Truth or drink a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm gonna I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You don't edit yourself. It takes me hours to edit you.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Did I do good?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Come on talking about beavers and.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, that's fine, that's editing. Instead of saying yes, I said,
come on, you don't you didn't you edit that hour? No?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I left it in.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I left it when people like that shit. Yes, oh
your passwords nine thousand years long, mathew. Oh, I'm telling
you the story. Okay, yes, sorry, story listen. I took
my hodder, I'll say to be focus.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But sex injury.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So it wasn't a sex injury. But I was very intoxicated,
like extremely intoxicated, and had a party at my house
and at the time I was camp with this guy
and instead of using something that you use during sex,
I I grabbed something. Can I say sex? I said sex?
Yea sex. I grabbed a truly can and used that
as the thing you used during sex, and I dumped
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it all over myself and I literally screamed like a
little girl. Mood was killed.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Confused what you would use a truly can for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Was that okay? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So then I literally grabbed Julian.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I was like and I was like, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And then instantly I was like turned off. Done wrap
it up before I am good about So.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You thought it was a moisturizer, Jesus Christy, Yeah, all right.
Question number two, truth or drink? Do you pee in
the shower? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I totally have? Okay of so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes, this is Why would you pee in the shower
when the toilet is literally a foot away?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
First of all, I'm a dude. At the end of it,
I know I'm gay, so I'm supposed to be like proper.
But you've never pissed in the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I will actually get out of the show and use
the toilet and jump back in the show.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You're a liar because it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Gets all over your legs and feet and then you're
still urine.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Gwyneth, No, no, no, no, I've never stood it. Okay, that's
not the question. If I've stod of my own yurin,
I've peed down a dream before, I know what you can.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You can aim a lot better than a woman.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's true because women. I mean the sounds I hear
when you guys are peeing. It's going on the wall, yes, everywhere,
it's wild. But what was I gonna say? Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth Paltrow said on Goop, and I guess it's only
for women, but I thought it many peop would work
for me that if you squat when you pee, that
it helps you, like get less bloated. So when I
was losing a bunch of weight, I was like, oh,
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maybe I'm going on a date. I'll squat and I'll
pee in the drain and it'll help me be skinnier. Okay,
fuck you, Gwen. At didn't work.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Interesting, all right? Your third question, you've had a drink yet,
I'm going to drink all three? All right? Your last
one is have you ever had a one night stand?
But I feel like I asked this before, but I'm
not sure.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I have a question that i'd probably have asked you.
But one night stand meaning like going on a date,
I've I've had like a hookup before. Yeah, I have.
I wouldn't say it's left with them.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You met the person many times, randomly many You've had
a lot of one night stands.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, when I was younger, Okay, when I was like
eighteen nineteen. You're discovering yourself. Listen. I didn't have the
high school experience. I had like a boyfriend in high
school and he sucked. So when I got out of
high school and I went to New York, I was like, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You were all over the place. Okay, all right. I
wonder if any of this is new to Matthew. His
answers new to you, You've heard them all, he says.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
No. The thing about Matthew is me and Matthew don't
keep secrets from each other, not in like a weird
like way, Like we just are very open about our past.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I think when there's secrets, secrets make you sick.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The past is the past, and secrets do you hold
secrets in it makes you sick?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, and we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We have.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We've both had fun pasts that like, I'm not going
to shame him. I mean sometimes they get crazy. I'm like,
tell me about your last like hookup or whatever, and
then like he would tell me and then like I
saw Red Knight and wanted to kill him. All right
for me?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, truth or dreak scared.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Have you ever had a crush on a coworker?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh? My yes, In fact I did. I had a
crush on a coworker. We ended up dating secretly for
three years, and then when we came out as dating
and told people, they said, yeah, we know. Wait who
was His name was? Brian Apple? Listen to this greatest
guy on the planet, Brian Apple. Oh sorry, that's my
phone call.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Her number thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, I did. His name is Brian Apple. He was
the production director, so he did all of our commercials
and production stuff. And the reason we broke up was
there was this intern and she was gorgeous and she
kept going into his studio during the day, and I
was like, all right, it's a little odd that they're
hanging out so much. We were in his car and
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on our way to New York City one night and
he asked me to look up a phone number in
his phone, and I came across like her phone number
and text messages. I don't think he was cheating, but
I thought I was inappropriate and then I saw red
and we broke up. But he works in New York
City now and he's a huge like producer of like
what's the X? Is it Xbox? What's it Grand Theft Auto?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, he does a lot of that. All right, Well,
Loaded was so cute and a surfer. Oh, I know,
I messed up a lot in my life.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, listen, I would have been like, who's the whore?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
That's what I was, and he was like, don't talk
to her. She's a nice person. I said, turn this car.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh she's a nice person.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Know what happened?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh that would have pissed me out. Do you remember
who the whore was?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, I forget her name.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You're you totally remember who that is, because like, you
have her face on a dartboard somewhere around here.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh he's down buried and he's got a ton of
money and travels and yet whatever, I dated a lot
of nice guys. I didn't really date any jerks ever.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Okay, well listen, you screwed up on that one. I'm
just going to let you know that right now. Oh
my goodness, that's fine, because you know what everything happens
for truth or range truth on that. I want to
know if you've ever had a one night stand?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, no, I have not, but I have had like
a three night stand.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He like we got engaged and then we slept together.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, we hooked up on the first time I met him,
and then he didn't leave for like three days, and
then he left. I never saw him again.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, that's a one night stand. If he came over
on the first time, you guys shocked up, I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, it was a long time ago though, Yes, in
my twenties. Oh my god, I want to say that
it was supposed to be one night and I couldn't
get rid of him. I could not get rid of him.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Was that a turn off for you?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I hate that when people oversay they're welcome. It's like,
hyl when are you going to go?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Where's the door?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The showers don't work.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I haven't talked to you in about five hours? Can
you leave?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah? And he stayed for like three days.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like you were like in the living room and like
he was in the kitchen cooking your food whatever you
wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, weird.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
How long ago was this?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It was? How long ago? Probably twenty years ago? It wasn't.
I don't like that or more than twenty, No, I
think of it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't like that. I don't need it all right,
last one, truth or drink. Have you ever had a
lesbian like either crush almost something happened with the woman,
or like you met someone that made you question your sexuality?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm such a basic bee No, no, see, okay, like
what met me? Basic as they get.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Like when I met you? First of all, I you
thought a lesbian? No, I didn't think you were lesbian.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Wait wait, it was completely obviously when you met me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes, because when I well, I've listened to you obviously
my whole life, and like I've known who you were.
So I'm in my head like imagining just like this,
like girl who's just like total pop culture craze, like
like all about Hollywood, all about going out, And then
I met you and you're like, first of all amusing
but like natural organic outside dog paddle board, like total
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opposite of technology to me.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Play my healing bowls. I got my crystal.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was sick and she sent me a video of
her playing with bowls.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
My crystal healing bulls. You called me, you said you
were sick. So I put a little concert on for
you and sent a video.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And it was amazing, didn't it?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Honestly did, because the next day I was fine. But
the sickness. Have you not gotten sick ones?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, that's no knock on wood. I have a really
good immune system. It's probably from the healing bowls.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It literally goes, goddamn balls, I'm stealing them.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So when you first met me, you thought what like
I was like, I thought that.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No. When I first met you immediately got earthy, crunchy,
especially when we started, like, you know, talking. Actually, the
first I ever met you at my other place, you
came in with like a long skirt and you were
very flowing. I'm like, oh my god, this girl's like anthropology.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes that's your vine. Yeah, that is totally my vie.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, but how does that work in with lesbian?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Because to me, like someone that's like but more spiritual
is like, listen, I don't care what you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Got very attracted to men?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Can I ask you a follow up question from one
of our last episodes? Have you gotten any messages?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No? He hasn't messaged to nobody, is DM me I have.
I remember we talked and I said, I also like
Massachusetts guys. Yeah, I said, if you're wicked awesome and
I live close to Springfield, mass at me slide into
my dms. Nobody has slid into anything.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Wait, but that's so sad. But it's fine because it's
not sad. Actually, but I said, I thought I was
doing something behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, you haven't done anything behind the scenes. Nobody's slid
into any of my dms.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
He never did Bero dea. But motherfucker. Okay, Well, I'm sorry.
He didn't mean to make me edit against the rules
because I was not listened to any rules. I cannot swear.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think you can say fucker. But the two together.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
My mother, Yeah, that's that is all I.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Probably say that. So neither one of us drank. No,
because all these questions.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I think we're too open. I think that's what it's.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, but no, because I have even better questions for
the next episode that I think is gonna get Miles
to drink and not answer. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ooh, I love like that. But I gotta tell you something.
When I was writing mine, Yes, I was nervous, so
I kind of backed off. The back off. So I'm fucking.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Going for yeah because I can always I can always
say drink yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You could and not answer it, but you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I might depending on what comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm scared about you.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm terrible.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
All right, ladies, listen, this is our best I think
one of the best cocktails yet the Gender Bender make this.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But we don't we have a fan that we should
shut out.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I didn't shut out Daniella. No, I didn't we have
a fan. Oh my, I don't know my cell phone here,
But she reached out to us on Instagram, so you
can reach out to us on all your socials. You
can find us the Cugardant Podcast at gmail dot com. Ye,
the Cougardan Podcast on Instagram. We're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
TikTok.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
She reached out to me Daniella on Instagram, and this
is what she said. She said, my only critique about
the Kugar Din podcast is it's not long enough. Nope,
and I could if she said something like I love
Courtney and.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Miles, I love you Danielle. That was so sweet and
I'll remember that forever.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I will too.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You texted me that screenshot of it. I screamed, it's
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I screenshotted her message and he texted me back, Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
We have a fan we do and it's fun. But
I really want to give people advice. So like, if
you guys are in a rut and you need to
learn how to quit your job, break up with your boyfriend,
should you break up with your.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Boyfriend, have several one night stay.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Fans, like how to cleanse yourself, you know, just let
us know. We'll help you because we have really good advice.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I would love that if you reach out to us,
you know, dm us or whatever, reach out to us
on your socials and ask us a question. We will
give advice.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We will give advice.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
We are not professionals, no, but we have great advice.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Listen. I feel like I've lived many lives in my
twenty eight years, almost twenty nine years, and you've lived
like a couple lives. I know that from talking to you.
So I feel like, yeah, anything, you know what.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm really good at health and wellness, and.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm really good at sex. Sex. No, I feel like
I'm the love guru.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what I am. I am. I am cocktails
and health and wellness ladies, and you are sex and love.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Guru, love Guru. All right, I got all the advice.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
John, ask us your questions. Reach out to us on
your social Shout out to our first fan, Daniella.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, shout out to our live studio audience.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Studio audience.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
A very old dog and a twink.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, a twink and a sixteen year old dog who
urinates herself. So it's been a great show.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Does do you pee in the shower?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She probably, She doesn't even know when she's peeing. All right,
New episodes drop every Wednesday. There you go. That is
the kugar den. Oh, let's get another round.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Let's do another one.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He didn't drink enough?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, I know we haven't. I'm gonna chuck this
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, It's the
Cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hey, welcome, it is then Podcast with Courtney and Miles.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm so excited to be back another week.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I know. I just love hanging out with you. Are
that Matthew with us? Your boyfriend who's working the camera?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
My emotional support, Twain is that's what it is?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Coming up Sabrina Carpenter Valentine's Day gift to everybody. I
don't know if you've heard about it.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I have not.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
And then big big Sabrina Carpenter News. And I know
that you're a fan.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I love we went to the concert.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, yeah, and so is Matthew. Yes, you guys are
gonna freak out when I tell you about the Sabrina
Carpenter News.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You were.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh, I can't wait? Use it? Okayt wait.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Cougar Cocktail of the Week is the gender Bender something
I made up? It is smearing off strawberry rose vodka,
zero sugar, strawberry Snapple. And here's the twist, Ladies, Rainbow
Subert Cotton Candy.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Cotton Candy is so slept on. I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Hold your drink out and then you just drop the
cotton candy in the top and it melts. Look at
it melts right into your drink.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is amazing. And the zero sugar stuff, it's the
only sugar that you're putting into it.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Only sugar is the cotton candy. Take a sip. Tell
me what you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Think of it.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Cheers you go, cheers. Oh, I can't wait to get
all caught up.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, that is so refreshing, I know. And I gotta
tell you something. I was expecting it to be really sweet,
not at all. It's actually perfect.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
What do they call I know they call wine people,
Samoliet's what do they call like a cocktail master, because
that's me a drunk? Well, then I am your drunk cougars.
That is the gender Bender cocktails. I love sugar. Even
the vodka is zero sugar strawberry vodka. And that's why, right,
(01:54):
and that's why I use the cotton candy for our
sugar boot.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I love that. It's very refreshing, it's very late. It's
not like a normal sugary drink that we normally have.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's your cougar cocktail of the gender Bender. Let's talk
about this study. And it's interesting because I'm looking at
you and I'm so you have like full beard, Miles. Ladies,
if you don't see us, see the video and you're
just getting the audio. Full beard. Yeah, and Matthew is
clean shaven.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Every single day, I mean clean shaved every single day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay. Here's a new study that just came out. It says, uh,
men with facial hair or sending a message to women
they want a long term relationship and a family. Clean
shaven guys are just looking for hookups.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Well that everything.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Is this right on or no? Like I feel like
Matthew is the more sensitive, Like no, I mean not,
I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
No he is, Oh my god, are you I'm like
a fourteen year old girl.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, why you look at me like that?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Oh yeah, I'm annoying. But it's funny though, because I
definitely feel like I'm more family oriented, Like Matthey wants
a family, but he's like give me fifteen years and
I'm like no, but no, so he he's less family oriented.
I would say, out of both of us, I am more.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And I've always dated Ben with facial hair. I have
never dated a guy with clean, clean shaven, always had
some sort of go tea or beard.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Wow. Okay, so you're just attracted to that, Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm a that's my thing. Do you have a thing
that attracts you like my Yes, mine is facial hair.
Like you could be the ugliest guy on the planet.
But if you have a go tea, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's over.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, how about you? What's your thing?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I think my thing is just like, well, no, I don't,
I'm weird.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
So you don't have anything that's like I like a
guy with Look at Matthew's hair.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I'm all over the time, I'm all over the place. Okay,
So I guess the bare minimum it's dark eyes, all
live audience I think is wasted right now.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
My mother's dog is crying in the back.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I don't think you can hear.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I hope not.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
God.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
All right, So do you agree with me on that though,
or on this new study that men with facial hair
saying they want something serious well clean shaving guys are
like I.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Would agree with that, but I've also my friends have
dated a lot of Harry douchebags, you know what I mean.
So I don't know, like there might be something to it. Listen,
you're asking a gay guy.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Okay, in the gay world, a bear has facial hair ring.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I think definitely wants more of a relationship a bear. Yeah,
because those clean shaven twinks are just horse so.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
In the gay world that this might be true.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
World, it's very true. I believe that.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do you want my Subrina Carpenter news?
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I want to know about her because I know
this is a while ago, but her Grammy performance was amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, it was awesome and you guys saw her in
content live and how.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was that free? Well, you were wasted, so let's he was.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Did you get did you see the whole show? Or
was he too wasted to see her?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You saw most of the show, but I was on
almost the roof at the Excel Center parking, so I'm like,
I'm not getting stuck in that traffic. So we left
a little bit early. But honestly, we got tickets day
before we got pit. It was amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
So Sabrina Carpenter, Yes, Valentine's Day present. I don't know
if since you guys love her, did you know that
she dropped her deluxe version of her album with four
new bonus tracks on Valentine's.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Day Okay, so I didn't know that she did that,
but I saw something that I just scrolled by about
a deluxe album. So that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And she's doing a song with Dolly Parton, one of
her songs with Dolly Parton is honest.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
That makes it?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, yeah, So that was her Valentine's Day gift.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I love that, thank you, And then huge news. This
is gonna piss me off because I'm not going to
be I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Because I know I have like inside, I can't no,
I don't have access to what I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
They took away all your magical powers.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
They did, and I used to have lots of mad
I could have fairy dusted you and you would be
in Milan, Italy watching Sabrina Carpenter. I know, but I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I know.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
The big news is we're given away a trip for
two to Milan, Italy to see Sabrina Carpenter. I know,
I know, and I'm not going to say how you
win it. You have to listen to Kiss ninety fifty seven,
listen to Courdion Kiss in the morning six to ten am,
and you could possibly be on your way to Milan.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I love that cap and you know, I, yeah, just
go listen, because why wouldn't you want to win that trip?
And whatever spat wins it?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I hate you, I know, but why can't you and
I go? Why wouldn't they say, Hey, the kugar Den
podcast is a hit, let's send Courty and Miles to
Milan to be like reporters for the concert.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No, exactly. And I can't even go grocery shopping anymore, Courtney.
I'm literally recognized everywhere, so like, come on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He's such a celebrity now I can't he can't leave
the salon.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I can't leave the salon. I'm just fucking stuck there.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I wish we could do but anyway, so, yeah, Sabrina Carpenter, Milan, Italy.
Would that be?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So what do people have to do? We don't know yet.
But where do you go to at least learn how
to win?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Oh, you could go to Kiss ninety five to seven
dot com and check it out. You could listen to us. Uh,
let's put it this way. Just be listening to Kiss
ninety five to seven for Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, listen to that called her Double Shop.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Two Songs of Sabrina carpenter.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Anyways, I have to say I keep sipping more of this,
and I the last time we had the last couple
episodes with the drinks, have been slowly sipping.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I want to chug this, okay, Well, you can have
as many Listen, you can have as many of these
as you want.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Our cocktail is fabulous. Walking home, I know I've got
a new game. I was wondering if you want to
play a new game on the kugar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh, I'm prepared. Is it the game? I'm thinking?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
What's the game?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You're thinking truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes? Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Okay, we are like soul may we are?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's exactly the game I want.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Okay, good, because I have a lot of things that
I want you to not drink.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'm gonna do three questions for you, and you can
either tell me the truth, okay, or you have to drink.
Which we probably shouldn't have been chugging these, but that's
all right. If I have to fill them up, I will.
If I have to mix them up more, I will.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I think it should be a big gulp, A big gulp.
If you don't if you don't want to answer, you
gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Go okay, all right, truth or drink? Here we go.
I'm going to start with you my three questions for you.
Have you ever had a sex injury?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Oh? No, but I I have had a very awkward
event happen. I may tell you. Yes, Okay, I'll say it.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Truth or drink a little bit.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I'm gonna I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
You don't edit yourself. It takes me hours to edit you.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Did I do good?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Come on talking about beavers and.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, that's fine, that's editing. Instead of saying yes, I said,
come on, you don't you didn't you edit that hour? No?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I left it in.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I left it when people like that shit. Yes, oh
your passwords nine thousand years long, mathew. Oh, I'm telling
you the story. Okay, yes, sorry, story listen. I took
my hodder, I'll say to be focus.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But sex injury.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So it wasn't a sex injury. But I was very intoxicated,
like extremely intoxicated, and had a party at my house
and at the time I was camp with this guy
and instead of using something that you use during sex,
I I grabbed something. Can I say sex? I said sex?
Yea sex. I grabbed a truly can and used that
as the thing you used during sex, and I dumped
(08:51):
it all over myself and I literally screamed like a
little girl. Mood was killed.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Confused what you would use a truly can for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Was that okay? Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So then I literally grabbed Julian.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I was like and I was like, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
And then instantly I was like turned off. Done wrap
it up before I am good about So.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
You thought it was a moisturizer, Jesus Christy, Yeah, all right.
Question number two, truth or drink? Do you pee in
the shower? Oh?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I totally have? Okay of so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yes, this is Why would you pee in the shower
when the toilet is literally a foot away?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
First of all, I'm a dude. At the end of it,
I know I'm gay, so I'm supposed to be like proper.
But you've never pissed in the shower.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I will actually get out of the show and use
the toilet and jump back in the show.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You're a liar because it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Gets all over your legs and feet and then you're
still urine.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Gwyneth, No, no, no, no, I've never stood it. Okay, that's
not the question. If I've stod of my own yurin,
I've peed down a dream before, I know what you can.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You can aim a lot better than a woman.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's true because women. I mean the sounds I hear
when you guys are peeing. It's going on the wall, yes, everywhere,
it's wild. But what was I gonna say? Oh, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth Paltrow said on Goop, and I guess it's only
for women, but I thought it many peop would work
for me that if you squat when you pee, that
it helps you, like get less bloated. So when I
was losing a bunch of weight, I was like, oh,
(10:11):
maybe I'm going on a date. I'll squat and I'll
pee in the drain and it'll help me be skinnier. Okay,
fuck you, Gwen. At didn't work.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Interesting, all right? Your third question, you've had a drink yet,
I'm going to drink all three? All right? Your last
one is have you ever had a one night stand?
But I feel like I asked this before, but I'm
not sure.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I have a question that i'd probably have asked you.
But one night stand meaning like going on a date,
I've I've had like a hookup before. Yeah, I have.
I wouldn't say it's left with them.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
You met the person many times, randomly many You've had
a lot of one night stands.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, when I was younger, Okay, when I was like
eighteen nineteen. You're discovering yourself. Listen. I didn't have the
high school experience. I had like a boyfriend in high
school and he sucked. So when I got out of
high school and I went to New York, I was like, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You were all over the place. Okay, all right. I
wonder if any of this is new to Matthew. His
answers new to you, You've heard them all, he says.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
No. The thing about Matthew is me and Matthew don't
keep secrets from each other, not in like a weird
like way, Like we just are very open about our past.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I think when there's secrets, secrets make you sick.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
The past is the past, and secrets do you hold
secrets in it makes you sick?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, and we don't.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
We have.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
We've both had fun pasts that like, I'm not going
to shame him. I mean sometimes they get crazy. I'm like,
tell me about your last like hookup or whatever, and
then like he would tell me and then like I
saw Red Knight and wanted to kill him. All right
for me?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, truth or dreak scared.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Have you ever had a crush on a coworker?
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh? My yes, In fact I did. I had a
crush on a coworker. We ended up dating secretly for
three years, and then when we came out as dating
and told people, they said, yeah, we know. Wait who
was His name was? Brian Apple? Listen to this greatest
guy on the planet, Brian Apple. Oh sorry, that's my
phone call.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Her number thirty.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes, I did. His name is Brian Apple. He was
the production director, so he did all of our commercials
and production stuff. And the reason we broke up was
there was this intern and she was gorgeous and she
kept going into his studio during the day, and I
was like, all right, it's a little odd that they're
hanging out so much. We were in his car and
(12:18):
on our way to New York City one night and
he asked me to look up a phone number in
his phone, and I came across like her phone number
and text messages. I don't think he was cheating, but
I thought I was inappropriate and then I saw red
and we broke up. But he works in New York
City now and he's a huge like producer of like
what's the X? Is it Xbox? What's it Grand Theft Auto?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, he does a lot of that. All right, Well,
Loaded was so cute and a surfer. Oh, I know,
I messed up a lot in my life.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, listen, I would have been like, who's the whore?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
That's what I was, and he was like, don't talk
to her. She's a nice person. I said, turn this car.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Oh she's a nice person.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Know what happened?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Oh that would have pissed me out. Do you remember
who the whore was?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
No, I forget her name.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
You're you totally remember who that is, because like, you
have her face on a dartboard somewhere around here.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh he's down buried and he's got a ton of
money and travels and yet whatever, I dated a lot
of nice guys. I didn't really date any jerks ever.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Okay, well listen, you screwed up on that one. I'm
just going to let you know that right now. Oh
my goodness, that's fine, because you know what everything happens
for truth or range truth on that. I want to
know if you've ever had a one night stand?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Okay, no, I have not, but I have had like
a three night stand.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
He like we got engaged and then we slept together.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
No.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, we hooked up on the first time I met him,
and then he didn't leave for like three days, and
then he left. I never saw him again.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Okay, that's a one night stand. If he came over
on the first time, you guys shocked up, I think so.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, it was a long time ago though, Yes, in
my twenties. Oh my god, I want to say that
it was supposed to be one night and I couldn't
get rid of him. I could not get rid of him.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Was that a turn off for you?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I hate that when people oversay they're welcome. It's like,
hyl when are you going to go?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Where's the door?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
The showers don't work.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I haven't talked to you in about five hours? Can
you leave?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Yeah? And he stayed for like three days.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Like you were like in the living room and like
he was in the kitchen cooking your food whatever you
wanted to do.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, weird.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
How long ago was this?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It was? How long ago? Probably twenty years ago? It wasn't.
I don't like that or more than twenty, No, I
think of it.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't like that. I don't need it all right,
last one, truth or drink. Have you ever had a
lesbian like either crush almost something happened with the woman,
or like you met someone that made you question your sexuality?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm such a basic bee No, no, see, okay, like
what met me? Basic as they get.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Like when I met you? First of all, I you
thought a lesbian? No, I didn't think you were lesbian.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Wait wait, it was completely obviously when you met me.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yes, because when I well, I've listened to you obviously
my whole life, and like I've known who you were.
So I'm in my head like imagining just like this,
like girl who's just like total pop culture craze, like
like all about Hollywood, all about going out, And then
I met you and you're like, first of all amusing
but like natural organic outside dog paddle board, like total
(15:13):
opposite of technology to me.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Play my healing bowls. I got my crystal.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was sick and she sent me a video of
her playing with bowls.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
My crystal healing bulls. You called me, you said you
were sick. So I put a little concert on for
you and sent a video.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
And it was amazing, didn't it?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Honestly did, because the next day I was fine. But
the sickness. Have you not gotten sick ones?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
No, that's no knock on wood. I have a really
good immune system. It's probably from the healing bowls.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
It literally goes, goddamn balls, I'm stealing them.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So when you first met me, you thought what like
I was like, I thought that.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No. When I first met you immediately got earthy, crunchy,
especially when we started, like, you know, talking. Actually, the
first I ever met you at my other place, you
came in with like a long skirt and you were
very flowing. I'm like, oh my god, this girl's like anthropology.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Yes that's your vine. Yeah, that is totally my vie.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Right.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, but how does that work in with lesbian?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Because to me, like someone that's like but more spiritual
is like, listen, I don't care what you.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Got very attracted to men?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Can I ask you a follow up question from one
of our last episodes? Have you gotten any messages?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
No? He hasn't messaged to nobody, is DM me I have.
I remember we talked and I said, I also like
Massachusetts guys. Yeah, I said, if you're wicked awesome and
I live close to Springfield, mass at me slide into
my dms. Nobody has slid into anything.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Wait, but that's so sad. But it's fine because it's
not sad. Actually, but I said, I thought I was
doing something behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, you haven't done anything behind the scenes. Nobody's slid
into any of my dms.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
He never did Bero dea. But motherfucker. Okay, Well, I'm sorry.
He didn't mean to make me edit against the rules
because I was not listened to any rules. I cannot swear.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think you can say fucker. But the two together.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
My mother, Yeah, that's that is all I.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Probably say that. So neither one of us drank. No,
because all these questions.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I think we're too open. I think that's what it's.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Okay, but no, because I have even better questions for
the next episode that I think is gonna get Miles
to drink and not answer. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ooh, I love like that. But I gotta tell you something.
When I was writing mine, Yes, I was nervous, so
I kind of backed off. The back off. So I'm fucking.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Going for yeah because I can always I can always
say drink yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You could and not answer it, but you're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I might depending on what comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm scared about you.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Now.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I'm terrible.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
All right, ladies, listen, this is our best I think
one of the best cocktails yet the Gender Bender make this.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
But we don't we have a fan that we should
shut out.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I didn't shut out Daniella. No, I didn't we have
a fan. Oh my, I don't know my cell phone here,
But she reached out to us on Instagram, so you
can reach out to us on all your socials. You
can find us the Cugardant Podcast at gmail dot com. Ye,
the Cougardan Podcast on Instagram. We're pretty much everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
TikTok.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
She reached out to me Daniella on Instagram, and this
is what she said. She said, my only critique about
the Kugar Din podcast is it's not long enough. Nope,
and I could if she said something like I love
Courtney and.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Miles, I love you Danielle. That was so sweet and
I'll remember that forever.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I will too.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
You texted me that screenshot of it. I screamed, it's
like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I screenshotted her message and he texted me back, Oh
my god.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
We have a fan we do and it's fun. But
I really want to give people advice. So like, if
you guys are in a rut and you need to
learn how to quit your job, break up with your boyfriend,
should you break up with your.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Boyfriend, have several one night stay.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Fans, like how to cleanse yourself, you know, just let
us know. We'll help you because we have really good advice.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I would love that if you reach out to us,
you know, dm us or whatever, reach out to us
on your socials and ask us a question. We will
give advice.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
We will give advice.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
We are not professionals, no, but we have great advice.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Listen. I feel like I've lived many lives in my
twenty eight years, almost twenty nine years, and you've lived
like a couple lives. I know that from talking to you.
So I feel like, yeah, anything, you know what.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm really good at health and wellness, and.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I'm really good at sex. Sex. No, I feel like
I'm the love guru.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
You know what I am. I am. I am cocktails
and health and wellness ladies, and you are sex and love.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Guru, love Guru. All right, I got all the advice.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
John, ask us your questions. Reach out to us on
your social Shout out to our first fan, Daniella.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, shout out to our live studio audience.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Studio audience.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
A very old dog and a twink.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, a twink and a sixteen year old dog who
urinates herself. So it's been a great show.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Does do you pee in the shower?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
She probably, She doesn't even know when she's peeing. All right,
New episodes drop every Wednesday. There you go. That is
the kugar den. Oh, let's get another round.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Let's do another one.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He didn't drink enough?
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, I know we haven't. I'm gonna chuck this
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