May 15, 2025 • 35 mins
Courtney and Miles go inside the Diddy and Kim Kardashian court cases!! The Cougar Cocktail of the week, Truth or Drink and a winner for our favorites basket!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Cougar Then podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I cannot believe you just said to me. It's great
in here because it's light out.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Les, Yes, it's light out. Well, last time I screwed
us up. We were here till what two in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know. We're to be recording the podcast around
Myles schedule, but we've got it down Pat, and I
must say, Cougars. We've decided that new episodes will drop
on Thursdays.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yes, because I'm here Wednesdays. It's a little midweek treat
for both of us.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You just showed up. The long guy was mowing the lawn.
Who's hot?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You were making out with him when I pulled the driver.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I wish no, I was not even I wish he.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Was really I mean, I don't know if you can
hear of this, but he was really hot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He was cute. And the birds are chirping, and I
just ordered us a pizza and it's time to get
down to business because we've missed our Cougar cubs.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yes, we have so much to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
By the way, thanks to everybody who liked, comment and
shared our things basket. If you entered by liking, commenting,
or sharing our video, we're gonna pick the winner at
the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, we're excited. You guys are gonna win some good goodies.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But I wanted to check in with you because I
wanted to know how your eye mites are going.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh yeah, so my eye mites are miting. No, I
actually go back to the eye doctor tomorrow because I
have to get dilated, okay, which I got a little
confused because, like a lot of I have a lot
of pregnant people in my life, So I was like,
I don't know what are we dilating here, But it's
my eyes. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's similar because it expands whatever for the woman who's
in the baby is gonna expand your pupils.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So he's looking at my pupils tomorrow. Okay, So I'll
let you know. I'll report back on that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But yeah, I also want to mention our cougar cocktail
of the week. Take a sip. I just made it
for you, Miles. I've named this the dirty Pirate.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
She is. This is one dirty.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Dirty pirate is rum. It is mango juice, which is
low sugar, mango juice, splash a pineapple juice and topped
off with polar coconut saltzer. How is it?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, that's that's what it is. It's the coconut so good,
and it makes you feel like you're on an old
ship with a really hot old man. Yes, and he
hasn't found his treasure yet, but he kisses really nice,
you know. That's what it makes me feel like.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
This is delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think this might be one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's refreshing, it's light and you got it. What brand
does this? They need to sponsor us because they're five
calories per serving.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's actually no sugar added. Langer's Mango Mango. I got
it at the supermarket. You can find it at any
supermarkets called mango mango, five calories, no sugar, Congo mango,
mango mango, Yes, mango mango. You're right, mango mango.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What the hell's a mango?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But it's the carbs are literally three carbs per serving,
which is nothing sugar. So it's delicious, and that is
our cougar cocktail.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Love the Week, garnished with a little pineapple blood.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm so glad that your eyelashes are maybe mite free.
But we'll find out next podcast. You'll let us know.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, but wait, I need to check in with you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There's so much that has happened since you and I
talked last.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So what's going with the bouts?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
My neighbor has decided not to do anything about her
bat infestation.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Confirmed you sent the email and she's not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sent the email. I sent her the estimate from the
bat exterminator. She did nothing, and I did. I paid
the money. I said, seal up my damn house because
those bitches better not be flying into any crevice of
my house ever.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So your crevices are clogged.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My crevices are sealed.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wow getting in? Was he the hot one that came though?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He was I forget his name, Sean or something.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He was cute Sean. Okay, So Sean came in, and.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Be honest, he wrangles bats for a living. That's not attractive.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, I can't. I don't want to wring that is
not attractive.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, so the bat situation is still not rectified. I
still can't go outside early morning or early evening.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Okay, so you're not going to come into my house? Well,
that's good, which is good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then did you know I did a book club, which,
if you know anything about me, I don't read. It
was a book and wine thing.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Did you read the book? No, No, you didn't, spark, No,
I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But what I did it was I googled Caroline Kepness.
So the book is called You and I don't know
if you guys watched the Netflix series You.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, I used to watch the first season of the
second It's huge.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's based on her book. She was great. She was
kind of like. I brought my sage spray and I
told her, if I'm sitting next to you, I'm saging
the shit out of you, because anybody who has a
mind like that.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, read the book.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's very dark. Yeah, scares me.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, No, it's it's actually sick because he locks them
in the basement. Does he murder them?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah? He like locks women in basements and murders them.
And it's it's very dark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Was there a lot of people that showed.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Up, Yeah, a lot of people showed up. A lot
of dark people showed up. They scared me too. I
staged the shit out of everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Did they have budget for security?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
There was no security. That also scared me.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, I don't know if I like, we're hosting a.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Book event with a woman who writes a horrifyingly scary
book inspired a horrifyingly scary Netflix series which is huge.
Right now, there's gonna be some creepers showing up.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The guy from what's it called? U? What's that show?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Sounded out Miles.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Gossip Girl, Dan Humphries. He's the he's the he's the
He's gossip Girl.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh okay, she wrote for gossip Girl.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well that makes sense. And she wrote for.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Like Seventh Heaven and teen Beat magazine.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I asked her, how does your mind go from
like Seventh Heaven and Gossip Girl and teen Beat magazine too,
I'm gonna murder somebody in the basement of a bookstore.
How didn't you even happen?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, I have no idea, but it isn't a bookstore.
I forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And there's the bookstores are creepy.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So what was it like a Q and A they
could like ask her?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, Q came, you could ask questions. I set up
on the front on the stage there and we asked
her questions and it was good.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Were people like asking you questions.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, they were definitely interested in how to murder somebody
in a bookstore? Oh no. And then the other thing
I did. I went on a podcast. Yes, I went
on the well Off podcast with Gina and doctor Tara.
That's their names. The doctor Tara is pretty cool. She's
a doctor in like ray I think, uh like Raki healing.
They wanted me to play my crystal healing bowls, which
(06:04):
I still haven't played for you yet.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
No, you haven't. Let me tell you something. I need
some healing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I think one of my podcasts, I'll play the Crystal
Healing Bowls for you, please do. So I went on that,
which was very interesting because we are sitting in my
garage sipping cocktails out of plastic, eating pizza that was
just delivered from Dominoes. But their podcast is like they
had I don't know they had a staff. Okay, I
mean no offense, Matthew, we love you. But they had
(06:28):
a full staff. They had like a rack of clothing.
They were doing changes, clothing changes and megap I was confused.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I want to know why Iheart's giving them a
budget and not us.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't think iHeart.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Is They're self funded.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
They're self funded, but they film out of like where
I work, my Heart Studios. Okay, so well, which isn't
fun because we can't drink and order pizza for there.
No yeah, no, yeah, we're in the garage. We can
do whatever we want.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We could literally do whatever we want, and we get
to like, like you have like hot guys working on
your house right now, like we could just like head
on them.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
But if I heard that wants to fund some new
furniture for my garage and some all right, so that's
our little check in. But I want to tell you
We've got a Cougar cub check in. We've got so
many Cougar cubs that are reaching out to us on
Instagram and I'm loving it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
We're popping off send us dms.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Jordan wants conspiracy theories and we're gonna do that next week. Jordan,
I've been working on it. Miles is like the king
of conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I know a lot about them because like during COVID,
like I like deep dove into like the dark sides
of the world.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Favorite conspiracy theory. Don't tell it, just tell me what
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Honestly, probably my favorite. Has it does have to do
with the Illuminati, but also Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, and we're gonna we're gonna talk about that next week.
My favorite when I was doing my research for next
week is Walt Disney.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh those are good.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So there's so many good ones about Walt Disney. It's
gonna blow your mind. If you haven't heard them, it
is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I've heard some wild I can't. Oh, I'm excited for it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I am too. Daniella gave me her phone number so
we can call her to go see your husband's Bonjobe
tribute band.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Okay, this is like a third week, we have to go.
We should call her.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I literally should pull up her if we should just
call it right now and just surprise her. She also
is a bat mouse story she wants to share with
us at some point.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, what's her name, Jocelyn?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, her name is Danielle Daniella.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Sorry, there's another Joscelyn.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There is a job we do have a jost.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Butterfly Love is Shauna gave me an awesome truth or
drink question, which we're gonna ask today at the end
of the show.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Butterfly Furry Shauna.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Butterfly Love It be Shauna. Okay, awesome one, and I'm
gonna be asking you that. So today's podcast, I think
we need to talk about these court cases that are
going on between Diddy and his I don't even it's
a sex trafficking.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, the whole thing is extremely disturbing. And like, I
just think the fact that like and I know, like
his girls probably left the room for the stuff, but
like they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It is creepy. So we have Diddy in court, and
then you've got Kim Kardashian in court in Paris for
a robbery. So let's start with Diddy. I am disgusted
that we see the video of Diddy assaulting Cassie. He
should just be in jail. Do we have to have
a court case?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's the thing is like it's gonna, you know, it's
gonna get dragged on and on and on and on.
And I don't understand. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And Cassie is hugely pregnant. What kind of stress is
that put on a pregnant woman's body when she has
to go to the go to court and relive everything
that happened to her starting at the age of seventeen.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, well, do you know what's crazy is that she's
from Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
She I didn't know that cassies.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
From Connecticut and she was actually friends with hair dresser
I used to work with what and when she The
whole thing that's weird with Diddy is that when she
became like interlocked with him, she cut her everyone off,
including her family.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So that's what happens when you're with a controlling person.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, so there's like also like second like anyway, like
so creat I'm trying to think, like, imagine your dad
being involved with something that's like I'm like thinking about
I'm like, that's like I would not show up in
solidarity for him.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Like Diddy's kids are sitting in the courtroom, but I
don't watch a lot of it because it makes me
sick to my stomach.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You yes, your boyfriend is on it. I mean he
knows everything the kids got. When did the kids get
up and walk out just the other day in the
middle of the court Uh, when they were talking about
the freak offs and the sex acts. I guess the
kids get up and walked out. I think did he
is Diddy's mother in the courtroom too? I think somebody
(10:21):
told me the mother was in there too.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well, she's an old dust ball, Like I don't think
she knows where she is. She doesn't know what she yet.
You like that she doesn't. I'm telling you. Have you
seen her walk into the courtroom? No?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I haven't either, But I saw a picture of her. No,
I saw her a couple of months ago. She like
there was something a pre trial or something. She literally
is getting No, she's getting held up by three different
people to walk in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, Well, maybe she's older, she maybe she has a bum,
knee or hip or something.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So maybe she should stay home.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, she probably should because I don't think she should
be listening to all this stuff that's happening.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And also I'm not to give him any type of
like whatever, but a lot of stuff happens in childhood
that makes people like this. So she gives me a
very I guess vibe bad vibe, something about hers off.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, I get that. Yeah, And I think also during
the trial, I want to say, was it a hotel
worker that said they saw Diddy wheeling in a kiddie
pool and like a just a palette full of baby oil?
What what do you think is going on in a
hotel room. When somebody's wheeling up a kiddie pool and
a palette of baby oil to a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I gotta ask something like, is this like the secret
to like sex is baby oil? Like, what's up with
the baby oil?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't know. He's got a baby oil fetish, obviously,
but like what it's sticky? And didn't he say he
bought it? Somebody said he bought it at Costco or
or one of those yeah, or Sam's Club and they
released the same and saying we don't.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Sell Oh yeah, I saw that all that baby oil.
I did get it. Who the hell knows, but I
did see the or read something about the jigglow.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What's the jigglo?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
The male guy that he hired.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think there's a few a male prostitutes hired.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And he would tell them more baby oil or not,
like that was something that came out of his mouth,
and like the fucking baby oil. I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know the connection with the baby oil. But
this case is going to go on and on, and
I think I read this case could be two months long.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh it's going to be longer.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, the Diddy case did we cover everything that we
need to cover. I'm looking at Matthew No.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I want to know though, like is he pleading guilty
or not guilty to this?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think what his lawyer said, or what is lawyer
or somebody on his team said that this is a
domestic violence suit or case because of the video we
saw with him Cassie. But everybody in the Freak Offs,
we're willing adult participants in you know, relationships, but polyamorous relationships. Okay,
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but I'm trying to say it is.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And that's it's not a different thing. But what I
got to say is what about the children?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What about kim Porter?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
What about all that?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Kim Porter is the mother of two of his children?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Do I think think? Yeah? I think the twins.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
She died mysteriously from pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So many of those people in that circle died.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That hung out in the Diddy circle.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It was like they all came up together and I
got he he totally killed them.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
There's also a rumor, I God, I hate talking about rumors,
but Ellen had Snitch or Stitch or something whatever his
name is, the band leader of hers. He mysteriously died, Yes,
And the theory is he was about to bust open
the truth and all of these Diddy freak offs, and
then all of a sudden mysteriously dies.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Well, I think that I listen, all roads lead to Ellen,
because no, seriously, she no.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Do you like Ellen or don't like Ellen?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I got a bad feeling about Elin. I feel like
Ellen because Ellen knows. When you know everyone and you're
having these parties and things like that, I think you
gotta know something. Come on, think about it this way.
You go to a bar with like a group of friends,
and your friend has that one girlfriend who always gets
so trash. You don't know her, but you know she's
a drunk. Okay, she pulls out the rum.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Drink is good.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, No, Like if
I go out with your friend Matthew, Like, I might
not know that girl from college, but I know you
guys all talk about her because you hear her do
this or that. You know of these people. So Ellen,
if you're having these people, you're close with Diddy, you're
close with Justin, but all these the Kardashians, you hear something,
you're not gonna say something.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think it's strange that she's moved out of the country. Yeah.
So see, there's another conspiracy theory we can talk about
next week. She moved out of the country, claiming it
was political reasons, but guess what it was right around
the time Diddy was arrested.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
She moved a while ago, before Trump was even in office.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Was it really Okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
What I thought. I thought she fled the country a
long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We need to google this.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But what I will tell you is is I think
that maybe this part of the case is only two
months because there's there's like twenty your thirty like witnesses,
but no children's cases of like child stuff. He's like
he's screwed, Like he's done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Let's see twenty twenty four miles. Yeah, so November twenty
twenty four, right after the election, she left.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh, I thought she takes a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think she used that. I mean, I don't know,
but I think she knew something was coming because right
after that that whole her band guy died and the
conspiracy came out that he had something to do with Diddy,
and he was a leader of her band.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He he was the DJ of the show that was
a few years ago. He died. He it was ultimately
suicide in a motel room. Okay and his wife, though,
has been known for saying things like something does mad up, Like, yeah,
she doesn't believe it. And obviously, as viewers we can't
tell what goes on in people's lives the lights, camera action.
You're a completely different person. But I don't know. I
(15:49):
think that there's a lot of thing. I think when
you're Ellen and you're have the influence you do on
the pop culture and bring making people famous, I think
you know something's going on. And I think that's the
problem with Hollywood is that they must know something.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
We talked about me meeting Ellen, didn't we already talked
about that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wait, no, I want you to tell me because I
think you told me about Oprah.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was at the Grammys one year and I was
seated in between Oprah and Ellen. It was Ellen, me
and then Oprah. What Oprah had so many people all
over her. She didn't like even acknowledge me. Ellen did
and I did get a weird vibe from her, but
I thought she was picking me up.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I don't know, so like weird vibe, like she was
like looking at you weird.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, it was kind of like you look at somebody
and you're like, I just can't read them. I can't
read them. I don't know if I like their aura
or not.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, she's nice?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is she nice?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It was just okay, I just.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Gave me a weird creepy vibe.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You know, when you could you well, you need to
trust that because when you look at someone you get
that vibe, you're like, oh, we're either going to get
along or oh there's something about you that I can't
scratch off.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It was a weird creepy vibe for sure. I feel
like we need to move on to make it a
little happier. Not that it is. But Kim Kardashian's in
court too, in a Paris court room for the robbery
that happened. I think it was twenty sixteen where they're
calling them the Grandpa robbers because they're all like between
seventy and eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That was the most wild thing.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, and I thought Kanye when this happened. She was
in a Paris hotel room during fashion week. A bunch
of men stormed into the room and tied her up
and stole six million dollars worth of jewelry. For some reason,
I thought, Ah, you know what Kanye had something to
do with that?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, I don't know. I want to talk about Kanye.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, I don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I don't know. Yeah, because he's like, have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, we'll just leave. He's got he's got some
mental health issues and hopefully he'll get those fixed anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But yeah, So she's in court.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She shows up, took court day one, and there's a
lot my friends and I are all torn, wearing like
a seven million dollar diamond necklace. And when I first thought,
I thought, Okay, do I need to see you wearing
a seven million dollar diamond necklace when people can't even
like go to the grocery store these days, Like it's insulting.
Go to court, beat demure, fight the case. But the
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other side of the coin that my friends say, is
good for you. They stole six million dollars from her.
So she's going to court with a seven million dollar necklace.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
But does she really have something to prove at this point?
Oh that's the thing. It's like if you like took
something away from someone who only had that and you
like ruined their life and that's the only thing ever,
And they built it back up to get that again.
That's like a haha, fuck you. But she always got everything, bab.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah she are. And if I was her lawyer, thank
god I'm not, I'd say, like, we're gonna just be demure. Okay,
just put a little study earrings in, wear something, you know,
like a business suit. Let's go to court and get
these guys. But she's going in like, you know what,
you took six million, but look how much money I have.
The necklace i'mwhearing is more than all the jewelry you
stole from me.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That day, which I get. But let's rewind it and
let's bring Ellen back into it. Remember she was on
the Ellen Show. No literally you have to think about it,
because she went on Ellen right afterwards. Okay, not a
single piece of jewelry, but she's like, it just doesn't
matter to me anymore, like you know what I mean.
It's like, so you remember that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She for a while there, she wasn't posting where she was,
she wasn't bragging about all the money she had and
the jewelry she had in the designer handbag she had.
And then recently, I don't say last month, she posted
a photo from the beach wearing a five million dollar
anklet you want it?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It would be so interesting. I would love to interview
someone who works with like celebrity security, Like I.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Want to know, Yeah, how do you keep them security?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Like Jennifer Anison?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, guy about that he drove a car through the
front gate of her house. She was home at the time,
like like, but he was also in his seventies. I
know he got arrested for stalking, but I feel like
he's you feel.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bad for him.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know the old people put their foot on the
gas when they think it's the break.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Well, listen, he might play that. But let me tell
you something. Then, why at Jennifer Anison's house, Like, how
the hell did you get in there? Because they're like
behind a gate, behind the gate, behind a gate. Bit's true.
I couldn't sleep at night because knowing where everyone lives.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But that's why they have security. But where was Kim
Kardashian's security when she.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Was That's the thing. They were out, They were out
with Kendall and Courtney and all of them out at
a night club. She didn't have anyone there. And this
actually wasn't at a hotel. This was not their apartment.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
So where's the But I think that the front desk
person was in on it. I think didn't he get prosecuted.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, I think the front desk person person they forced
to be a translator during it, Like they grabbed him
and brought him up there and like tied him up
to and made him be a translator.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I but where's this? Like there should have been him
butt and there should have been something like I'm sorry,
I'm like that famous Like I'm letting you know, like
I don't even want like my security to know the code.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
If you have six million dollars worth of anything in
your little apartment or when you're traveling, then you should
have some sort of security A and B. You're just
an idiot. Why would you bring six million dollars? I
mean you're a Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Let me ask you something. If you had all the
money in the world, what would you spend your money.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
On all the money in the world. I buy myself
a beach house, thanks for asking. Yeah, it would probably
be a chef, like a small little beach shack.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Okay, really cute, Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And then I would probably help people in need.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah. So, like when I and I mean that when
I say, like, if I had all the money in
the world, what would you do? I would buy I honestly,
real estate would be the first thing, like I want
a property where like it's a resort, right, But the
rest of it, like everyone that I've come to contact
in my life and my family that I really enjoy,
I would want to do whatever would help them relieve
them to be able to live a fulfilled life.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I totally agree with you.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I know that they obviously can't go to outside
a stop and shop and hand out one thousand dollars checks,
but they could be doing more.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And if you celebrities, absolutely agree.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Because even these celebrities that work for these donations and
do it, like all these charity things, they're not right
in huge they're just the face of it, they're gonna
actually paid.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Kim Kardashian should say, I wore a seven million dollar
diamond necklace because I'm donating it to those in need
after this core.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Case literally like something connected to like domestic violence or
something for like women and children, or like whatever the
case is, like it should be gay foundations, you know something.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
So anyway, money, so you would buy a house too,
so Courtney money in the world. Would you you and
Matthew would get a house, would be on the water,
would it be.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, he would get a house that my other boyfriend
would get a house, and I'd have a golf cart
that I could take.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You want to be a polygamist, Yeah, it is polly amory.
Would you do polyamory?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, well you just said polyamory.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Just said, you just said Matthew and then your other boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's too much commitment for me.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, so just.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
One one at a time, but you know, friend whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know, So you would get a nice would state I.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Would get an estate that like you see, like in
like Newport, and I want the view of the ocean.
Like I don't know about you, but the ocean, like
I think I'm connected to. It's when you can look
out and there's nothing in your.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Way and it's ocean.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You're just like you could take a deep breath. Yeah,
I agree. Read that right now?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right? Can we get side by side houses?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Literally? Yeah, Bjarnie, side by side.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You have the mansion, I have the little beach shack.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Listen, we haven't been out in the real war, real
world together. It's either my job or in the garage. No,
we need to get out there because I think that
I think that we need to, like, we need to
blow this shit. Yeah, connect in that way, because I
feel like we could cause some trouble.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We could, we could, all right, So anyway, the Kim
Kardashian case, I think they said two weeks. Yeah, maybe
something like that. So we'll just have to see how
it all plays out. It's just it's mind boggling the
amount of celebrities in court right now. So many do
you want to do? Truth or Drink? I feel like
we're up to that because we've already had enough serious stuff.
I'm done with it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wait, yeah, we never get this serious.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I know, how do you like it?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
We had to. We had to give the people what
they wanted, and that's obviously what's going on, and it's
really sad and it's really left up. I think it
shows a different side of us.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, and you know what, our next podcast will just
recap real quick what's going on with Diddy and Kim.
We'll do that right up for next week. Okay, truth
or Drink? And this is the one remember Cougar cub
SHAWNA gave me a good one.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yesha.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Why are we doing truth or drink when we just
drink anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, I think it's truth or chug.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's just it's just drink.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I think if you answer, you chug. If you don't,
you chug exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, and play along at home, ladies, get your drink ready.
Here we go. Cougar cub Shawna wants to know is
there an X you wouldn't date but you would bang again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Coney, I know, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Isn't that such a good question.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's so good And I don't know how to answer
that and drink? You could?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
This gonna be the first time we drink to go
for it?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, I'm no, I'm gonna I'm gonna drink, but
I'm gonna answer this because it doesn't matter. He doesn't
live in this country, doesn't have the green card. So no,
there's there's this. There is one before Matthew. Okay. It
was quick and fine and ended horribly and then he
(24:55):
went back over to the United Arabs. But I gotta
tell you something. Wait he was was he His name
was Fahad. He's literally from the Ua. But I gotta
tell you something. Okay, no one I've ever been. I'm
not even just saying this and future whatever. No one
has anything on Matthew. I know, no one's got anything
on Matthew. Not only is he intelligent, he's beautiful, beautiful.
(25:19):
His butt is something I've never seen before in my life. Sorry,
and you probably don't hate when I say that.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He's just stunning but super nice, like his heart too.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Maybe do you know he's super nice at home? There's
a whip involved.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, there's not Nobody compete can compete with Matthew. So
that's why I like that.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
No one can. I mean es little faha. He was fun,
you know whatever, but Matthew is more fun.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I want to ask you, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And I think I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Give me the answer.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
There's that one guy who you were hot and steamy with,
but we were not allowed to say his name and
not allowed to say where he worked, but like it
just kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh my god, I have no idea that could be
Oh what.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I worked with? Could I say that the reporter? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah No, he wouldn't be on my list now,
and there's nobody, nobody I wouldn't date, but bang again
because the guy that I would want to bang again,
i'd want to date again.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
All right, you know what enough? What X do you
want to bang? Right now? He walks to the ground.
Come on, who is.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It the surfer boy from like way back.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Like radio, first time radio?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because there's in New Hampshire,
but there's I've dated a couple of surfer boys. So
first surfer boys, surfer boy number one and one as
in my twenties.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Oh my god, do we have to go to the
swami kit for you? We probably shouldn't think there's big
waves and.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Question.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh wait, I have a question too. Do you like
dad bods or do you like I've asked you this before?
Do you like musculae? Like truthfully dad bod? But describe
the dad bod because dad bod is very open ended.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I would like a miniature dad bod.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't want muscles. I don't want guy hot from
the gym. I don't need to count your abs, but
I want a guy that's gout, you know, a little
a little bit of a belly. Okay, so you can
still see his shoulders and his biceps. But he's not.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Jacked, okay, like just like a beefy man, like beef.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, I want a very masculine beefy man, borderline cowboy
with like a real soft moshy.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Heart and who also has a surfboard.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, Courtney giant Wiener.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay, thank god she cracked the code. That's all she
had to say. I want a unicorn, But like, is
big actually good?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
But I don't know. I don't I just threw that
out there. But it can't be bad.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
It can't be bad, but honestly, it also can't be good.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, you know what I'm looking for? An average guy.
I feel like I'm looking for Joe.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Average Joe, average Joe. If you're out.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
There, that's what I'm looking for, Joe average.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
And we always say this, and you know what I'm
gonna I'm gonna spring it on you one of these episodes.
I'm gonna be in charge the episode, okay, and we're
making you dating app anyways, I would love it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Would you date somebody twice your age? Twice your age
I'm gonna be twenty nine, okay, sixty.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Sixty Okay, So the only thing is is I kind
of dwell on death and like, I'm like, well when
I get sixty, Like, like, what am I going to
you know what I mean? Like, what am I going
to do? Like, You're not going to be around when
I'm in thirty? Well maybe actually not that that need
be ninety. Listen with this technology and stuff, I don't
know if you have money?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yes, what's the age difference between you and Matthew?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Ten years?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Okay, getting No, it's three ten years. Really he's nineteen.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait why would you throw in ten when it's only
three years? I don't know, just because he's so cute.
He does look very young though.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, it's all that sperm. I'm neggi the.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Salmon sperm that uses ye say, said.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
He's in our basket aware, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I wouldn't date somebody twice my age because they'd be dead.
I'm not going to say how old I am, but
it's over one hundred.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Whatn't no twice my age?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They would be dead.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, it would be dead. There are some alive, but
I don't know if anything's working.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I can't answer that because they're dead. All right. Question
number three do you have a fetish?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Of course I have a fetish. Everyone has a fetian.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Are you gonna drink or tell us what your fetish is?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm gonna drink. Oh yeah, it's nothing crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Don't worry, ladies. This summer, I'm gonna get him really
drunk and he's gonna tell us what a fetish?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Do you have a fetish? And you're gonna be like, yes,
I love when a guy waxes his surfboard. Come on,
give me something.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Here's my fetish. But I don't know if it's a
fetish or just something I'm attracted to. I like guys
with goatee's.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I want to take this microphone. I know the stand
and I want to beat you with that.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I just like a guy with a go tea.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I feel like go tea this thing. Yeah no, just
right here.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, you gotta get rid of your because you have
a full beard. Don't get rid of everything on the
side and do here like. I feel like it's a
man that's earned it. He's probably good with his hands.
He's probably Joe average.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But I feel like you're describing Clay again from American Idol.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He doesn't have facial hair.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, listen fetish though, but I don't think it's a fetish.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Is it a fetish like you want to like.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
No, I don't want to lick it?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Or like okay, so that don't have a fetish?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Is something that like like a toe sucking like I
need to?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yes, I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You have a smirk on your face. Do you get it? No?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Because I want to do the foot fetish website.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Makes some I was actually gonna say that toe ring.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, I've got toe rings. I've got to I've got
a foot jewelry. I could put my foot in a
bullet Speaker's.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
A spider and I want to die spider.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You did get it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We're in a garage. There's going to be a spider.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
No, Like, we're not gonna say that because that is
one thing. Like you want to see me literally flip
the table.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We can't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, I'm a bitch, But let me tell you something.
I think that you should download finder what find my
foot or just make a TikTok and just like it's
like a video of you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, I need to do the I need to sell
pictures of my feet.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
You know that they call feet dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Nowadays your dogs are barking yep.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, but like let me see your dogs. Like that's
what like I say, that's like code word.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That's code word for let me see your feet.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, okay, okay, that's it. I didn't ask you any well,
we don't have to.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
We can go back and forth with my three.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Let me just if I have one that I want
to the.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
One you want to ask ask because we've got to
pick a winner, and then we have to eat the
rest of the Domino's pizza that I had delivered to
the garage. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I feel like I've asked you this before, but I
want you to like really answer for me and be
like dead assay. If all your exes formed a group chat,
what's one thing I already asked you, but you gave
me a stupid answer that I'm boring. No, no, no, I
don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Ask it to me again.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
If your exes formed a group chat, what's one thing
they'd all agree on you about?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I would hope they would agree that I'm fun.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I mean juice, juice, something bad, like a bad trade
of yours, Like one thing that like happens in relationships.
I'll give you one two after Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I think they would think, well, I mean, I'd like
to say there's nothing bad, but clearly I've been single
for half my life, so there's something bad.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Is there a bat and hear the wing sound effect
I'm hearing is crazy, don't I just heard Batman?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You don't don't say that there was a bird that
flew over outside?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Okay, maybe that was that you have.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think they would all say that I am insecure,
Oh my god? Really yeah, like insecure? Like I think
probably they'd agree that if we were going out, I'd
be like, I don't look good, I look fat, I
hit my hair. What am I going to wear?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You know?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I feel like they would think I was insecure. If
you want me to pick something bad, The.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Reason why I want you to pick something bad, truthfully
is because I feel like we both need one thing
to work on this summer, okay, And I feel like
I would say the same thing you yes, ure as well? Yeah,
I come on, I feel like we both have like
jobs where like we have to be very confident in
the room, not own the you know what I mean,
but like really like we're shy. Yes, and we're very
(33:04):
introverted totally, and we think the worst about ourselves totally.
So I think that we need to work on that.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, we're gonna work on that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And I gotta tell you something, Matthew has really helped
me with that in my relationship. So like that's why,
like not that you need a guy for that, but
like the right guy will help you get out of there.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I need the right guy. So if you are a
dad boughd surfing, go tea wearing man that can't help
me with my insecurity.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, reach out. She's got a garage.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I gotta I gotta get right. I might be insecure,
but I think that'll say I'm fun as well.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh no, you're a blast.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
People don't get it, like, and you'll go the extra
mile to make like who garnishes a goddamn drink at
home nowadays? And you garnish every one of our drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Garnish your drink. Coger, there you go, Cougar Cocktail of
the week. It's the Dirty Pirate. I hope you enjoy it.
You want to give away the our Favorite Things basket,
So thanks thanks to everybody who entered. Yes, and you
entered by liking, sharing, and commenting the video we posted
on Instagram. Make sure you follow us The Cougar and
Podcast on Instagram. We're on TikTok. Please watch us on
(34:12):
YouTube on our radio app. I've got all the names
right here in this basket. I'm gonna just shake it up. Shake, shake, shake,
shake your boot, eh shake you scared? Don't be scared?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Do you want me to do that.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm gonna pick out one name from all the names
from everybody who entered, and this person is picking up
this basket with all of our favorite things. You've got
the Cougar print baseball hat that I'm wearing, my salmon
sperm facial cream, and you've got some hair products in there,
a little necklace.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Jen Mac, Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah you, Jen Mac. You have just won our favorite
Things basket. Don't forget, ladies. We'll be back next Thursday.
We've changed it every Thursday, Nursday, Thursday, Thursday Thursday even better.
Come on to Day Conspiracy Theories next week. Make sure
you check us out. Hmm, can we eat the pizza now?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah? Literally
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Cougar Then podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I cannot believe you just said to me. It's great
in here because it's light out.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Les, Yes, it's light out. Well, last time I screwed
us up. We were here till what two in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't know. We're to be recording the podcast around
Myles schedule, but we've got it down Pat, and I
must say, Cougars. We've decided that new episodes will drop
on Thursdays.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yes, because I'm here Wednesdays. It's a little midweek treat
for both of us.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You just showed up. The long guy was mowing the lawn.
Who's hot?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You were making out with him when I pulled the driver.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I wish no, I was not even I wish he.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Was really I mean, I don't know if you can
hear of this, but he was really hot.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
He was cute. And the birds are chirping, and I
just ordered us a pizza and it's time to get
down to business because we've missed our Cougar cubs.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yes, we have so much to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
By the way, thanks to everybody who liked, comment and
shared our things basket. If you entered by liking, commenting,
or sharing our video, we're gonna pick the winner at
the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, we're excited. You guys are gonna win some good goodies.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But I wanted to check in with you because I
wanted to know how your eye mites are going.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh yeah, so my eye mites are miting. No, I
actually go back to the eye doctor tomorrow because I
have to get dilated, okay, which I got a little
confused because, like a lot of I have a lot
of pregnant people in my life, So I was like,
I don't know what are we dilating here, But it's
my eyes. It is.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's similar because it expands whatever for the woman who's
in the baby is gonna expand your pupils.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So he's looking at my pupils tomorrow. Okay, So I'll
let you know. I'll report back on that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But yeah, I also want to mention our cougar cocktail
of the week. Take a sip. I just made it
for you, Miles. I've named this the dirty Pirate.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
She is. This is one dirty.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Dirty pirate is rum. It is mango juice, which is
low sugar, mango juice, splash a pineapple juice and topped
off with polar coconut saltzer. How is it?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, that's that's what it is. It's the coconut so good,
and it makes you feel like you're on an old
ship with a really hot old man. Yes, and he
hasn't found his treasure yet, but he kisses really nice,
you know. That's what it makes me feel like.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
This is delicious.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
It is.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think this might be one of my favorites.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's refreshing, it's light and you got it. What brand
does this? They need to sponsor us because they're five
calories per serving.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's actually no sugar added. Langer's Mango Mango. I got
it at the supermarket. You can find it at any
supermarkets called mango mango, five calories, no sugar, Congo mango,
mango mango, Yes, mango mango. You're right, mango mango.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What the hell's a mango?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But it's the carbs are literally three carbs per serving,
which is nothing sugar. So it's delicious, and that is
our cougar cocktail.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Love the Week, garnished with a little pineapple blood.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm so glad that your eyelashes are maybe mite free.
But we'll find out next podcast. You'll let us know.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, but wait, I need to check in with you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There's so much that has happened since you and I
talked last.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So what's going with the bouts?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
My neighbor has decided not to do anything about her
bat infestation.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Confirmed you sent the email and she's not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sent the email. I sent her the estimate from the
bat exterminator. She did nothing, and I did. I paid
the money. I said, seal up my damn house because
those bitches better not be flying into any crevice of
my house ever.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
So your crevices are clogged.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My crevices are sealed.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Wow getting in? Was he the hot one that came though?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He was I forget his name, Sean or something.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
He was cute Sean. Okay, So Sean came in, and.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Be honest, he wrangles bats for a living. That's not attractive.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, I can't. I don't want to wring that is
not attractive.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, so the bat situation is still not rectified. I
still can't go outside early morning or early evening.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Okay, so you're not going to come into my house? Well,
that's good, which is good.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then did you know I did a book club, which,
if you know anything about me, I don't read. It
was a book and wine thing.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Did you read the book? No, No, you didn't, spark, No,
I did not.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But what I did it was I googled Caroline Kepness.
So the book is called You and I don't know
if you guys watched the Netflix series You.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, I used to watch the first season of the
second It's huge.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's based on her book. She was great. She was
kind of like. I brought my sage spray and I
told her, if I'm sitting next to you, I'm saging
the shit out of you, because anybody who has a
mind like that.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, read the book.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's very dark. Yeah, scares me.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, No, it's it's actually sick because he locks them
in the basement. Does he murder them?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah? He like locks women in basements and murders them.
And it's it's very dark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Was there a lot of people that showed.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Up, Yeah, a lot of people showed up. A lot
of dark people showed up. They scared me too. I
staged the shit out of everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Did they have budget for security?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
There was no security. That also scared me.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, I don't know if I like, we're hosting a.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Book event with a woman who writes a horrifyingly scary
book inspired a horrifyingly scary Netflix series which is huge.
Right now, there's gonna be some creepers showing up.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
The guy from what's it called? U? What's that show?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Sounded out Miles.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Gossip Girl, Dan Humphries. He's the he's the he's the
He's gossip Girl.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh okay, she wrote for gossip Girl.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Well that makes sense. And she wrote for.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Like Seventh Heaven and teen Beat magazine.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I asked her, how does your mind go from
like Seventh Heaven and Gossip Girl and teen Beat magazine too,
I'm gonna murder somebody in the basement of a bookstore.
How didn't you even happen?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, I have no idea, but it isn't a bookstore.
I forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And there's the bookstores are creepy.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
So what was it like a Q and A they
could like ask her?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, Q came, you could ask questions. I set up
on the front on the stage there and we asked
her questions and it was good.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Were people like asking you questions.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No, they were definitely interested in how to murder somebody
in a bookstore? Oh no. And then the other thing
I did. I went on a podcast. Yes, I went
on the well Off podcast with Gina and doctor Tara.
That's their names. The doctor Tara is pretty cool. She's
a doctor in like ray I think, uh like Raki healing.
They wanted me to play my crystal healing bowls, which
(06:04):
I still haven't played for you yet.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
No, you haven't. Let me tell you something. I need
some healing.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I think one of my podcasts, I'll play the Crystal
Healing Bowls for you, please do. So I went on that,
which was very interesting because we are sitting in my
garage sipping cocktails out of plastic, eating pizza that was
just delivered from Dominoes. But their podcast is like they
had I don't know they had a staff. Okay, I
mean no offense, Matthew, we love you. But they had
(06:28):
a full staff. They had like a rack of clothing.
They were doing changes, clothing changes and megap I was confused.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So I want to know why Iheart's giving them a
budget and not us.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I don't think iHeart.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Is They're self funded.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
They're self funded, but they film out of like where
I work, my Heart Studios. Okay, so well, which isn't
fun because we can't drink and order pizza for there.
No yeah, no, yeah, we're in the garage. We can
do whatever we want.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
We could literally do whatever we want, and we get
to like, like you have like hot guys working on
your house right now, like we could just like head
on them.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
But if I heard that wants to fund some new
furniture for my garage and some all right, so that's
our little check in. But I want to tell you
We've got a Cougar cub check in. We've got so
many Cougar cubs that are reaching out to us on
Instagram and I'm loving it.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
We're popping off send us dms.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Jordan wants conspiracy theories and we're gonna do that next week. Jordan,
I've been working on it. Miles is like the king
of conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I know a lot about them because like during COVID,
like I like deep dove into like the dark sides
of the world.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Favorite conspiracy theory. Don't tell it, just tell me what
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Honestly, probably my favorite. Has it does have to do
with the Illuminati, but also Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, and we're gonna we're gonna talk about that next week.
My favorite when I was doing my research for next
week is Walt Disney.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Oh those are good.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So there's so many good ones about Walt Disney. It's
gonna blow your mind. If you haven't heard them, it
is crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I've heard some wild I can't. Oh, I'm excited for it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I am too. Daniella gave me her phone number so
we can call her to go see your husband's Bonjobe
tribute band.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Okay, this is like a third week, we have to go.
We should call her.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I literally should pull up her if we should just
call it right now and just surprise her. She also
is a bat mouse story she wants to share with
us at some point.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Oh, what's her name, Jocelyn?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
No, her name is Danielle Daniella.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Sorry, there's another Joscelyn.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There is a job we do have a jost.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Butterfly Love is Shauna gave me an awesome truth or
drink question, which we're gonna ask today at the end
of the show.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Butterfly Furry Shauna.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Butterfly Love It be Shauna. Okay, awesome one, and I'm
gonna be asking you that. So today's podcast, I think
we need to talk about these court cases that are
going on between Diddy and his I don't even it's
a sex trafficking.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, the whole thing is extremely disturbing. And like, I
just think the fact that like and I know, like
his girls probably left the room for the stuff, but
like they know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
It is creepy. So we have Diddy in court, and
then you've got Kim Kardashian in court in Paris for
a robbery. So let's start with Diddy. I am disgusted
that we see the video of Diddy assaulting Cassie. He
should just be in jail. Do we have to have
a court case?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's the thing is like it's gonna, you know, it's
gonna get dragged on and on and on and on.
And I don't understand. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
And Cassie is hugely pregnant. What kind of stress is
that put on a pregnant woman's body when she has
to go to the go to court and relive everything
that happened to her starting at the age of seventeen.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No, well, do you know what's crazy is that she's
from Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
She I didn't know that cassies.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
From Connecticut and she was actually friends with hair dresser
I used to work with what and when she The
whole thing that's weird with Diddy is that when she
became like interlocked with him, she cut her everyone off,
including her family.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
So that's what happens when you're with a controlling person.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, so there's like also like second like anyway, like
so creat I'm trying to think, like, imagine your dad
being involved with something that's like I'm like thinking about
I'm like, that's like I would not show up in
solidarity for him.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Like Diddy's kids are sitting in the courtroom, but I
don't watch a lot of it because it makes me
sick to my stomach.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Ma.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You yes, your boyfriend is on it. I mean he
knows everything the kids got. When did the kids get
up and walk out just the other day in the
middle of the court Uh, when they were talking about
the freak offs and the sex acts. I guess the
kids get up and walked out. I think did he
is Diddy's mother in the courtroom too? I think somebody
(10:21):
told me the mother was in there too.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well, she's an old dust ball, Like I don't think
she knows where she is. She doesn't know what she yet.
You like that she doesn't. I'm telling you. Have you
seen her walk into the courtroom? No?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I have not.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I haven't either, But I saw a picture of her. No,
I saw her a couple of months ago. She like
there was something a pre trial or something. She literally
is getting No, she's getting held up by three different
people to walk in.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Okay, Well, maybe she's older, she maybe she has a bum,
knee or hip or something.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So maybe she should stay home.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay, she probably should because I don't think she should
be listening to all this stuff that's happening.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And also I'm not to give him any type of
like whatever, but a lot of stuff happens in childhood
that makes people like this. So she gives me a
very I guess vibe bad vibe, something about hers off.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Okay, I get that. Yeah, And I think also during
the trial, I want to say, was it a hotel
worker that said they saw Diddy wheeling in a kiddie
pool and like a just a palette full of baby oil?
What what do you think is going on in a
hotel room. When somebody's wheeling up a kiddie pool and
a palette of baby oil to a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I gotta ask something like, is this like the secret
to like sex is baby oil? Like, what's up with
the baby oil?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't know. He's got a baby oil fetish, obviously,
but like what it's sticky? And didn't he say he
bought it? Somebody said he bought it at Costco or
or one of those yeah, or Sam's Club and they
released the same and saying we don't.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Sell Oh yeah, I saw that all that baby oil.
I did get it. Who the hell knows, but I
did see the or read something about the jigglow.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What's the jigglo?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
The male guy that he hired.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I think there's a few a male prostitutes hired.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
And he would tell them more baby oil or not,
like that was something that came out of his mouth,
and like the fucking baby oil. I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know the connection with the baby oil. But
this case is going to go on and on, and
I think I read this case could be two months long.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh it's going to be longer.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, the Diddy case did we cover everything that we
need to cover. I'm looking at Matthew No.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I want to know though, like is he pleading guilty
or not guilty to this?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I think what his lawyer said, or what is lawyer
or somebody on his team said that this is a
domestic violence suit or case because of the video we
saw with him Cassie. But everybody in the Freak Offs,
we're willing adult participants in you know, relationships, but polyamorous relationships. Okay,
(12:49):
but I'm trying to say it is.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
And that's it's not a different thing. But what I
got to say is what about the children?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
What about kim Porter?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
What about all that?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Kim Porter is the mother of two of his children?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Do I think think? Yeah? I think the twins.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
She died mysteriously from pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So many of those people in that circle died.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That hung out in the Diddy circle.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It was like they all came up together and I
got he he totally killed them.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
There's also a rumor, I God, I hate talking about rumors,
but Ellen had Snitch or Stitch or something whatever his
name is, the band leader of hers. He mysteriously died, Yes,
And the theory is he was about to bust open
the truth and all of these Diddy freak offs, and
then all of a sudden mysteriously dies.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Well, I think that I listen, all roads lead to Ellen,
because no, seriously, she no.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Do you like Ellen or don't like Ellen?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
I got a bad feeling about Elin. I feel like
Ellen because Ellen knows. When you know everyone and you're
having these parties and things like that, I think you
gotta know something. Come on, think about it this way.
You go to a bar with like a group of friends,
and your friend has that one girlfriend who always gets
so trash. You don't know her, but you know she's
a drunk. Okay, she pulls out the rum.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Drink is good.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, No, Like if
I go out with your friend Matthew, Like, I might
not know that girl from college, but I know you
guys all talk about her because you hear her do
this or that. You know of these people. So Ellen,
if you're having these people, you're close with Diddy, you're
close with Justin, but all these the Kardashians, you hear something,
you're not gonna say something.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I think it's strange that she's moved out of the country. Yeah.
So see, there's another conspiracy theory we can talk about
next week. She moved out of the country, claiming it
was political reasons, but guess what it was right around
the time Diddy was arrested.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
She moved a while ago, before Trump was even in office.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Was it really Okay, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
What I thought. I thought she fled the country a
long time ago.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
We need to google this.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
But what I will tell you is is I think
that maybe this part of the case is only two
months because there's there's like twenty your thirty like witnesses,
but no children's cases of like child stuff. He's like
he's screwed, Like he's done.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Let's see twenty twenty four miles. Yeah, so November twenty
twenty four, right after the election, she left.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh, I thought she takes a long time.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think she used that. I mean, I don't know,
but I think she knew something was coming because right
after that that whole her band guy died and the
conspiracy came out that he had something to do with Diddy,
and he was a leader of her band.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He he was the DJ of the show that was
a few years ago. He died. He it was ultimately
suicide in a motel room. Okay and his wife, though,
has been known for saying things like something does mad up, Like, yeah,
she doesn't believe it. And obviously, as viewers we can't
tell what goes on in people's lives the lights, camera action.
You're a completely different person. But I don't know. I
(15:49):
think that there's a lot of thing. I think when
you're Ellen and you're have the influence you do on
the pop culture and bring making people famous, I think
you know something's going on. And I think that's the
problem with Hollywood is that they must know something.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
We talked about me meeting Ellen, didn't we already talked
about that.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Wait, no, I want you to tell me because I
think you told me about Oprah.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It was at the Grammys one year and I was
seated in between Oprah and Ellen. It was Ellen, me
and then Oprah. What Oprah had so many people all
over her. She didn't like even acknowledge me. Ellen did
and I did get a weird vibe from her, but
I thought she was picking me up.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I don't know, so like weird vibe, like she was
like looking at you weird.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, it was kind of like you look at somebody
and you're like, I just can't read them. I can't
read them. I don't know if I like their aura
or not.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Yeah, she's nice?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Is she nice?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It was just okay, I just.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Gave me a weird creepy vibe.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You know, when you could you well, you need to
trust that because when you look at someone you get
that vibe, you're like, oh, we're either going to get
along or oh there's something about you that I can't
scratch off.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
It was a weird creepy vibe for sure. I feel
like we need to move on to make it a
little happier. Not that it is. But Kim Kardashian's in
court too, in a Paris court room for the robbery
that happened. I think it was twenty sixteen where they're
calling them the Grandpa robbers because they're all like between
seventy and eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
That was the most wild thing.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, and I thought Kanye when this happened. She was
in a Paris hotel room during fashion week. A bunch
of men stormed into the room and tied her up
and stole six million dollars worth of jewelry. For some reason,
I thought, Ah, you know what Kanye had something to
do with that?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Well, I don't know. I want to talk about Kanye.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, I don't really want to.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I don't know. Yeah, because he's like, have you seen that?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, we'll just leave. He's got he's got some
mental health issues and hopefully he'll get those fixed anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
But yeah, So she's in court.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She shows up, took court day one, and there's a
lot my friends and I are all torn, wearing like
a seven million dollar diamond necklace. And when I first thought,
I thought, Okay, do I need to see you wearing
a seven million dollar diamond necklace when people can't even
like go to the grocery store these days, Like it's insulting.
Go to court, beat demure, fight the case. But the
(17:59):
other side of the coin that my friends say, is
good for you. They stole six million dollars from her.
So she's going to court with a seven million dollar necklace.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
But does she really have something to prove at this point?
Oh that's the thing. It's like if you like took
something away from someone who only had that and you
like ruined their life and that's the only thing ever,
And they built it back up to get that again.
That's like a haha, fuck you. But she always got everything, bab.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah she are. And if I was her lawyer, thank
god I'm not, I'd say, like, we're gonna just be demure. Okay,
just put a little study earrings in, wear something, you know,
like a business suit. Let's go to court and get
these guys. But she's going in like, you know what,
you took six million, but look how much money I have.
The necklace i'mwhearing is more than all the jewelry you
stole from me.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
That day, which I get. But let's rewind it and
let's bring Ellen back into it. Remember she was on
the Ellen Show. No literally you have to think about it,
because she went on Ellen right afterwards. Okay, not a
single piece of jewelry, but she's like, it just doesn't
matter to me anymore, like you know what I mean.
It's like, so you remember that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
She for a while there, she wasn't posting where she was,
she wasn't bragging about all the money she had and
the jewelry she had in the designer handbag she had.
And then recently, I don't say last month, she posted
a photo from the beach wearing a five million dollar
anklet you want it?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It would be so interesting. I would love to interview
someone who works with like celebrity security, Like I.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Want to know, Yeah, how do you keep them security?
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Like Jennifer Anison?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, guy about that he drove a car through the
front gate of her house. She was home at the time,
like like, but he was also in his seventies. I
know he got arrested for stalking, but I feel like
he's you feel.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bad for him.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know the old people put their foot on the
gas when they think it's the break.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Well, listen, he might play that. But let me tell
you something. Then, why at Jennifer Anison's house, Like, how
the hell did you get in there? Because they're like
behind a gate, behind the gate, behind a gate. Bit's true.
I couldn't sleep at night because knowing where everyone lives.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But that's why they have security. But where was Kim
Kardashian's security when she.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Was That's the thing. They were out, They were out
with Kendall and Courtney and all of them out at
a night club. She didn't have anyone there. And this
actually wasn't at a hotel. This was not their apartment.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
So where's the But I think that the front desk
person was in on it. I think didn't he get prosecuted.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, I think the front desk person person they forced
to be a translator during it, Like they grabbed him
and brought him up there and like tied him up
to and made him be a translator.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I but where's this? Like there should have been him
butt and there should have been something like I'm sorry,
I'm like that famous Like I'm letting you know, like
I don't even want like my security to know the code.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
If you have six million dollars worth of anything in
your little apartment or when you're traveling, then you should
have some sort of security A and B. You're just
an idiot. Why would you bring six million dollars? I
mean you're a Kardashian.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Let me ask you something. If you had all the
money in the world, what would you spend your money.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
On all the money in the world. I buy myself
a beach house, thanks for asking. Yeah, it would probably
be a chef, like a small little beach shack.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Okay, really cute, Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And then I would probably help people in need.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yeah. So, like when I and I mean that when
I say, like, if I had all the money in
the world, what would you do? I would buy I honestly,
real estate would be the first thing, like I want
a property where like it's a resort, right, But the
rest of it, like everyone that I've come to contact
in my life and my family that I really enjoy,
I would want to do whatever would help them relieve
them to be able to live a fulfilled life.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I totally agree with you.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And I know that they obviously can't go to outside
a stop and shop and hand out one thousand dollars checks,
but they could be doing more.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
And if you celebrities, absolutely agree.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Because even these celebrities that work for these donations and
do it, like all these charity things, they're not right
in huge they're just the face of it, they're gonna
actually paid.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Kim Kardashian should say, I wore a seven million dollar
diamond necklace because I'm donating it to those in need
after this core.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Case literally like something connected to like domestic violence or
something for like women and children, or like whatever the
case is, like it should be gay foundations, you know something.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
So anyway, money, so you would buy a house too,
so Courtney money in the world. Would you you and
Matthew would get a house, would be on the water,
would it be.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Well, he would get a house that my other boyfriend
would get a house, and I'd have a golf cart
that I could take.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You want to be a polygamist, Yeah, it is polly amory.
Would you do polyamory?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, well you just said polyamory.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yeah, because I.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Just said, you just said Matthew and then your other boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's too much commitment for me.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Okay, so just.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
One one at a time, but you know, friend whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know, So you would get a nice would state I.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Would get an estate that like you see, like in
like Newport, and I want the view of the ocean.
Like I don't know about you, but the ocean, like
I think I'm connected to. It's when you can look
out and there's nothing in your.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Way and it's ocean.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You're just like you could take a deep breath. Yeah,
I agree. Read that right now?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right? Can we get side by side houses?
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Literally? Yeah, Bjarnie, side by side.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You have the mansion, I have the little beach shack.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Listen, we haven't been out in the real war, real
world together. It's either my job or in the garage. No,
we need to get out there because I think that
I think that we need to, like, we need to
blow this shit. Yeah, connect in that way, because I
feel like we could cause some trouble.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We could, we could, all right, So anyway, the Kim
Kardashian case, I think they said two weeks. Yeah, maybe
something like that. So we'll just have to see how
it all plays out. It's just it's mind boggling the
amount of celebrities in court right now. So many do
you want to do? Truth or Drink? I feel like
we're up to that because we've already had enough serious stuff.
I'm done with it.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wait, yeah, we never get this serious.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I know, how do you like it?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
We had to. We had to give the people what
they wanted, and that's obviously what's going on, and it's
really sad and it's really left up. I think it
shows a different side of us.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, and you know what, our next podcast will just
recap real quick what's going on with Diddy and Kim.
We'll do that right up for next week. Okay, truth
or Drink? And this is the one remember Cougar cub
SHAWNA gave me a good one.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yesha.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Why are we doing truth or drink when we just
drink anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, I think it's truth or chug.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
It's just it's just drink.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I think if you answer, you chug. If you don't,
you chug exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, and play along at home, ladies, get your drink ready.
Here we go. Cougar cub Shawna wants to know is
there an X you wouldn't date but you would bang again? Oh?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Coney, I know, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Isn't that such a good question.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's so good And I don't know how to answer
that and drink? You could?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
This gonna be the first time we drink to go
for it?
Speaker 3 (24:34):
All right, I'm no, I'm gonna I'm gonna drink, but
I'm gonna answer this because it doesn't matter. He doesn't
live in this country, doesn't have the green card. So no,
there's there's this. There is one before Matthew. Okay. It
was quick and fine and ended horribly and then he
(24:55):
went back over to the United Arabs. But I gotta
tell you something. Wait he was was he His name
was Fahad. He's literally from the Ua. But I gotta
tell you something. Okay, no one I've ever been. I'm
not even just saying this and future whatever. No one
has anything on Matthew. I know, no one's got anything
on Matthew. Not only is he intelligent, he's beautiful, beautiful.
(25:19):
His butt is something I've never seen before in my life. Sorry,
and you probably don't hate when I say that.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
He's just stunning but super nice, like his heart too.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Maybe do you know he's super nice at home? There's
a whip involved.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, there's not Nobody compete can compete with Matthew. So
that's why I like that.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
No one can. I mean es little faha. He was fun,
you know whatever, but Matthew is more fun.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I want to ask you, oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
And I think I know the answer.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Give me the answer.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
There's that one guy who you were hot and steamy with,
but we were not allowed to say his name and
not allowed to say where he worked, but like it
just kind of fizzled out.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Oh my god, I have no idea that could be
Oh what.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I worked with? Could I say that the reporter? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah No, he wouldn't be on my list now,
and there's nobody, nobody I wouldn't date, but bang again
because the guy that I would want to bang again,
i'd want to date again.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
All right, you know what enough? What X do you
want to bang? Right now? He walks to the ground.
Come on, who is.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
It the surfer boy from like way back.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Like radio, first time radio?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because there's in New Hampshire,
but there's I've dated a couple of surfer boys. So
first surfer boys, surfer boy number one and one as
in my twenties.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Oh my god, do we have to go to the
swami kit for you? We probably shouldn't think there's big
waves and.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Question.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh wait, I have a question too. Do you like
dad bods or do you like I've asked you this before?
Do you like musculae? Like truthfully dad bod? But describe
the dad bod because dad bod is very open ended.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I would like a miniature dad bod.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't want muscles. I don't want guy hot from
the gym. I don't need to count your abs, but
I want a guy that's gout, you know, a little
a little bit of a belly. Okay, so you can
still see his shoulders and his biceps. But he's not.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Jacked, okay, like just like a beefy man, like beef.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yes, I want a very masculine beefy man, borderline cowboy
with like a real soft moshy.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Heart and who also has a surfboard.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, Courtney giant Wiener.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay, thank god she cracked the code. That's all she
had to say. I want a unicorn, But like, is
big actually good?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
But I don't know. I don't I just threw that
out there. But it can't be bad.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
It can't be bad, but honestly, it also can't be good.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Okay, you know what I'm looking for? An average guy.
I feel like I'm looking for Joe.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Average Joe, average Joe. If you're out.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
There, that's what I'm looking for, Joe average.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
And we always say this, and you know what I'm
gonna I'm gonna spring it on you one of these episodes.
I'm gonna be in charge the episode, okay, and we're
making you dating app anyways, I would love it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Would you date somebody twice your age? Twice your age
I'm gonna be twenty nine, okay, sixty.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Sixty Okay, So the only thing is is I kind
of dwell on death and like, I'm like, well when
I get sixty, Like, like, what am I going to
you know what I mean? Like, what am I going
to do? Like, You're not going to be around when
I'm in thirty? Well maybe actually not that that need
be ninety. Listen with this technology and stuff, I don't
know if you have money?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yes, what's the age difference between you and Matthew?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Ten years?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Ten years?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Okay, getting No, it's three ten years. Really he's nineteen.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait why would you throw in ten when it's only
three years? I don't know, just because he's so cute.
He does look very young though.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, it's all that sperm. I'm neggi the.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Salmon sperm that uses ye say, said.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
He's in our basket aware, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I wouldn't date somebody twice my age because they'd be dead.
I'm not going to say how old I am, but
it's over one hundred.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Whatn't no twice my age?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
They would be dead.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
No, it would be dead. There are some alive, but
I don't know if anything's working.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I can't answer that because they're dead. All right. Question
number three do you have a fetish?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Of course I have a fetish. Everyone has a fetian.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Are you gonna drink or tell us what your fetish is?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm gonna drink. Oh yeah, it's nothing crazy.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Don't worry, ladies. This summer, I'm gonna get him really
drunk and he's gonna tell us what a fetish?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Do you have a fetish? And you're gonna be like, yes,
I love when a guy waxes his surfboard. Come on,
give me something.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Here's my fetish. But I don't know if it's a
fetish or just something I'm attracted to. I like guys
with goatee's.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I want to take this microphone. I know the stand
and I want to beat you with that.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I just like a guy with a go tea.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I feel like go tea this thing. Yeah no, just
right here.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, you gotta get rid of your because you have
a full beard. Don't get rid of everything on the
side and do here like. I feel like it's a
man that's earned it. He's probably good with his hands.
He's probably Joe average.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
But I feel like you're describing Clay again from American Idol.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
He doesn't have facial hair.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, listen fetish though, but I don't think it's a fetish.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Is it a fetish like you want to like.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
No, I don't want to lick it?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Or like okay, so that don't have a fetish?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Is something that like like a toe sucking like I
need to?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yes, I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
You have a smirk on your face. Do you get it? No?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Because I want to do the foot fetish website.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Makes some I was actually gonna say that toe ring.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Yeah, I've got toe rings. I've got to I've got
a foot jewelry. I could put my foot in a
bullet Speaker's.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
A spider and I want to die spider.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, I got it.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You did get it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We're in a garage. There's going to be a spider.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
No, Like, we're not gonna say that because that is
one thing. Like you want to see me literally flip
the table.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
We can't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, I'm a bitch, But let me tell you something.
I think that you should download finder what find my
foot or just make a TikTok and just like it's
like a video of you.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, I need to do the I need to sell
pictures of my feet.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
You know that they call feet dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Nowadays your dogs are barking yep.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Yeah, but like let me see your dogs. Like that's
what like I say, that's like code word.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That's code word for let me see your feet.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, okay, okay, that's it. I didn't ask you any well,
we don't have to.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
We can go back and forth with my three.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Let me just if I have one that I want
to the.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
One you want to ask ask because we've got to
pick a winner, and then we have to eat the
rest of the Domino's pizza that I had delivered to
the garage. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
I feel like I've asked you this before, but I
want you to like really answer for me and be
like dead assay. If all your exes formed a group chat,
what's one thing I already asked you, but you gave
me a stupid answer that I'm boring. No, no, no, I
don't want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Ask it to me again.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
If your exes formed a group chat, what's one thing
they'd all agree on you about?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I would hope they would agree that I'm fun.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I mean juice, juice, something bad, like a bad trade
of yours, Like one thing that like happens in relationships.
I'll give you one two after Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
I think they would think, well, I mean, I'd like
to say there's nothing bad, but clearly I've been single
for half my life, so there's something bad.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Is there a bat and hear the wing sound effect
I'm hearing is crazy, don't I just heard Batman?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
You don't don't say that there was a bird that
flew over outside?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Okay, maybe that was that you have.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think they would all say that I am insecure,
Oh my god? Really yeah, like insecure? Like I think
probably they'd agree that if we were going out, I'd
be like, I don't look good, I look fat, I
hit my hair. What am I going to wear?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You know?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I feel like they would think I was insecure. If
you want me to pick something bad, The.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Reason why I want you to pick something bad, truthfully
is because I feel like we both need one thing
to work on this summer, okay, And I feel like
I would say the same thing you yes, ure as well? Yeah,
I come on, I feel like we both have like
jobs where like we have to be very confident in
the room, not own the you know what I mean,
but like really like we're shy. Yes, and we're very
(33:04):
introverted totally, and we think the worst about ourselves totally.
So I think that we need to work on that.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, we're gonna work on that.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
And I gotta tell you something, Matthew has really helped
me with that in my relationship. So like that's why,
like not that you need a guy for that, but
like the right guy will help you get out of there.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I need the right guy. So if you are a
dad boughd surfing, go tea wearing man that can't help
me with my insecurity.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, reach out. She's got a garage.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
I gotta I gotta get right. I might be insecure,
but I think that'll say I'm fun as well.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Oh no, you're a blast.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
People don't get it, like, and you'll go the extra
mile to make like who garnishes a goddamn drink at
home nowadays? And you garnish every one of our drinks.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Garnish your drink. Coger, there you go, Cougar Cocktail of
the week. It's the Dirty Pirate. I hope you enjoy it.
You want to give away the our Favorite Things basket,
So thanks thanks to everybody who entered. Yes, and you
entered by liking, sharing, and commenting the video we posted
on Instagram. Make sure you follow us The Cougar and
Podcast on Instagram. We're on TikTok. Please watch us on
(34:12):
YouTube on our radio app. I've got all the names
right here in this basket. I'm gonna just shake it up. Shake, shake, shake,
shake your boot, eh shake you scared? Don't be scared?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Do you want me to do that.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm gonna pick out one name from all the names
from everybody who entered, and this person is picking up
this basket with all of our favorite things. You've got
the Cougar print baseball hat that I'm wearing, my salmon
sperm facial cream, and you've got some hair products in there,
a little necklace.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Jen Mac, Jack Jack.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah you, Jen Mac. You have just won our favorite
Things basket. Don't forget, ladies. We'll be back next Thursday.
We've changed it every Thursday, Nursday, Thursday, Thursday Thursday even better.
Come on to Day Conspiracy Theories next week. Make sure
you check us out. Hmm, can we eat the pizza now?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah? Literally
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