January 6, 2025 • 20 mins
Ladies it is the podcast you have waited for!!! Get ready to laugh and have fun with Courtney and Miles! Each episode kicks off with a cocktail of the week! There will be lots of celebrity gossip,Cougar chat plus dating and beauty advice!! New episodes drop every Wednesday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut instea cougar
Den podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, I am so excited. Miles. We get to start
off the cougar Den Podcast every week with a specialty cocktail,
and I have one just for you.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, I'm super thirsty and I'm ready to get drunk.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm thirsty too, but in a different way.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, all right, sty Well, we're gonna have to get
into that.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We will. But I did hear that you like a
good dirty martini.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh I love it. Filthy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I made you a fil a hot and filthy dirty martini.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Perfect. So you're hot. I'm filthy, I think I do.
But tell me a little bit about it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So it's vodka, lots of olive juice, and it's got
hot sauce in it and blue cheese stuffed olive.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So you're kidding me right now, and it's.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Gonna be fabulous because I make the best. Look at that,
Oh my god, that's like the perfect poor.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Look at you a little Chris Jenner. You know, Chris
Jenner loves a good well, she doesn't like dirty martina.
She's just like I think vodka is shaking in a
thing and then just drinking.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She reminds me of my mother, by the way, my
mother Gail she does.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, I love Gail.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
My mother. Gail's hysterical. She likes a good dirty martini.
And all right, let's try it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Let's try it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, cocktail of the week cougars.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I could tell it was gonna be good too, because
I could smell the olive juice before it hit my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes, we absolutely needed that. So we're gonna start off
every podcast with a specialty cocktail.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Good. Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, I think we should jump right in. Can I
just say we do have a studio audience. We do,
and they are high maintenance.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
High Oh my god, other fucking maintenance. Let me tell
you something. We got one wearing two coats. We have
one had to pee snacks, cheese. I mean, did they
rob you? When they're I was just sitting here waiting
for everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I brought them inside for a little tour. I was like,
oh my god, did they steal my ship? But they
did not steal anything. And I don't know whose idea
it was to have a podcast in a garage in
New England in the winter.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And Courtney's heater doesn't wear. I actually don't know anything
about your dating history, so can you like what like?
I actually want to start from the very beginning. Who
was your first kiss?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
My first kiss was, Oh my god, Matt Saint Laurent
High school, totally frigging hot.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think he is married now with like eleven kids.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Like something business Mormon, I think so.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm not sure that was my first kiss. My first
real love was a guy. I don't even if I
should say his name. Hold on if I see if
you can say his day after that? Michael Surfer dude, Okay,
real laid back that was my first love. You know,
everybody has like their love, their first love love. That
was him.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, no, that's amazing. Wait surfer dude, where the hell
were you living?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I live in lived grew up and lived in New
Hampshire right on the water. Oh god.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A lot of the biggest surfers in the world will
come down to Hampton Beach and surf the beach in
the winter, which he took me surfing one year during
a hurricane and I don't surf and he almost killed me.
So that relationship.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Did was that hot? Like was that like a like
an abrodisiac like you like.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, I think going forward, I'm gonna look for like
that type of guy. Okay, surfer, surfer, laid back, funny
and fun.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I love that. Okay. And because it is the Cougar Podcast,
I have to ask you what's the age range that
we're looking for? Oh my god, we're really just starting
off with it because I feel like we need to
like know, like just in case someone's watching and has
a friend.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm thinking I would like to go anywhere between. I
don't know. No, be honest, legit, I can't go over
I can't go over forty five. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, that's because I was with a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
For sixteen years. So after Surfer Dude, yep, I was
with a guy called mister Automotive. He was a car guy.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I have to tell you too. When I told
people that I was doing this gig that everyone was like,
oh my god, mister Automotive. I was I didn't know
what they meant, and I was like, oh my god,
that's his nickname.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah. His nickname on the radio because I do a
radio show was mister automotive and he worked on cars.
He was an autobody guy. Funny, great guy, awesome. We
were together for a very long time, a very long time, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You literally met him right after surfer dude.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Right after he was like my next love.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Really yeah, and now Jim met him.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I met him at a bar. He came in on
a motorcycle and he stole a surfboard and drove off,
and I thought it was hot.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so you really like surfboards are your thing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Fucking have a surfboard. And she will take you home
and bring you into this.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hot time Katie, and I will make you a hot
and dirty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, she will take you hot and dirty.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And then just fast forward, real quick. Mister Automotives passed
away a couple of years ago, and we were together
for several several several years. Therefore, I have not been.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Like shagged in a long time. Someone's gotta cut come
and dust the dust off.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
She's hot as hell whatever, So.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, I have not whatever shagged, but not I've not
actually literally gone on a date in probably ten years
or more.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Like, get a little deep for a second, what's holding
you back.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh my god, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Are you nervous to go on a date? Yes, because
you're someone that like you are easy to talk to,
So like, what is it that makes me? Have you?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No idea? I don't know what to do. I don't
know what to wear. How am I gonna look? What
am I gonna say? Is he gonna like me?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have a suggestion. I feel like you need to
go on a double date.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I feel like you shouldn't be giving suggestions.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm not good at dating. I'm really not. I'm shocked
that two coat man over there is. I know I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Can we just get on to Miles? Who is like
my bff? Miles? I need to know your dating history
because I know Matthew is off camera. Who is your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yes? Yes, we're in a serious, committed relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, are you a maanther?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I feel like I am because he is what you're
twenty one? I wish and I'm kidding he's twenty five. Okay,
I'm gonna be twenty six. He probably will hate me
for saying that. I'm twenty eight gonna be twenty nine,
So I do like a little bit younger, because it's
like in the twenties, like there's like a really weird
distinction like anything before twenty four. I feel like they
haven't really discovered like themselves, life and things like that,
(05:58):
and like I've been through where they already were. So
it was like kind of fun to like trade notes.
But he's so mature. He is.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He's adorable by the way. I am loving him.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, No, he's great. He's a breath of fresh air.
We got into a huge fight before we got here.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We got why for what reason?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Over our dogs getting groomed. Because that's what the gays
are fighting about these days.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Gays fight about dogs getting groomed.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's like, when are we gonna get our dogs a bath?
I'm like, are you kidding me? I can't make it up.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Next time, bring the dogs and I'll groom them for you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Okay, please see look and.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Bring your bathing suits because I would like to see
Matthew in my hot tub.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay, I'm going to have a potato sock because this.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Will get will you whatever you want?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You have to pay a lot to see all of this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We want to see all of it.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But honestly, now that you're in your surfer dudes. Maybe
I need like a scuba suit to get in there.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You can wear whatever you want, okay, all right, So anyway,
your dating history is you always like met a little
bit long younger but not like.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, actually never did anyone younger before, and I've never
diated anyone older. I've had relations with older men. Okay,
that's the story for like ten more glasses of martinis.
I feel like that's common in the gay community, like
a lot of like young guys date or not date,
but like go out and hook up with older men.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
For Yeah, are you considered a bear? I'm curious you are. Matthew,
he's a bear? Okay, So he's a bear.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, And he's a twink. And there's a flatter, which, honestly,
don't even get me started. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Because we are gonna break down cougars, like what is
a cougar? What does it mean to be a cougar?
But I'm very interested in so what's a give me
the definition of a bear?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So a bear is an like I think a chubbier
dude or like dad bod dude. Okay, I'm somewhere in
between chubby and dad bod and then they have a
little bit of hair. They're just a bigger man, a
girthier man.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So I'm I'm attracted to bears.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay, that's at. Okay, you would be a twink and
I'm attracted to a twin.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What's a twink?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So a twink is like a little tiny gay guy.
But when did they is something similar? They have a
twat personalities?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Actually, wait, twinks have twap personalities. No, you just called
your boyfriend a twat.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well he is kind of a twat. He's not what
happens when a twink turns old at twenty eight, because
it's twenty is the cutoff?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh there's a cutoff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Shoot.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Why are we even talking about cougars? I'm more interested
in the twinks, twats and whatever we're talking about the twinkies.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I know all the things. When did they turn old?
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thirty?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Probably they called let's just call him a twat. After twink,
you go to a twat.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, so you are attracted to twinks, which is just
a little bit younger than.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You, younger than me, skinnier than me.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Nicely groomed, nicely, hansl handsome, clean, okay, clean, Wait, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
There's so many things that I could dissect them to this,
but we got to move on because.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I will things will get X rated, and I think
for the first episode they should.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Probably Okay, yes, we will get X rayed at some point,
so make sure you watch. I wanted to do the
definition of a cougar, which, like I had to look up,
I'm saying I'm a cougar. I've never dated anybody younger
than me. Ever, I'm attracted to a silver fox. But
at my age, they're now like dead like old. They're like,
(09:11):
it's too old. You know how old is? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is it yas mean?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Y Yeah, Well she's our producer. What is your legit name? Yes?
Me mean so.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yas mean the producer? Were you I don't even want
to ask your age, but were you ever attracted to
like like salt and pepper?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Dudes?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, okay, she's whatever whatever he has. Mean, she's adorable,
she's like a supermodel. I can't win her nap. Yah.
I was always attracted to salt and pepper when I
was in my twenties and thirties, which is really hot.
But now I'm not gonna say my age, but now
they're like, you know, Salt and Pepper would be a walker. Noah,
(09:47):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But do you think there's something essential about like an
older man who like has this shit together.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's hot, that is really hot. Definition of a cougar,
according to Google, is a middle aged woman, financially secure
who dates much younger men, and some women find it offensive.
I don't know why you would find it offensive.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Everyone I talked to which they might have something wrong
with them maybe I don't know, but they think it's hot.
I don't. I've never it's hot. You want to know
it's hot. People that I think that think that being
a cougar is like sexist or something weird like that.
They're so stuck up And then you take the pole
out of their ass and have some fun.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And twirl on it. Twirl on the pole, don't sit
on the pole, all right? Traits of a cougar in
the wild Okay, I love this. Okay, So this is
why I don't think being a cougar is bad. A
majestic feline that personifies strength, grace, and independence and has
a wild spirit.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think the wild spirit is correct grace isn't maybe
the word I would use, because I feel like graceful
is like stuck up. Okay, I feel like a cougar like.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wants to just have fun and yeah, listen, they're active
at dawn and dusk always.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Stealthy predators, skilled it sneaking up on their prey. Hello,
why is that bad to be a cougar? I feel
like a cougar is a sexy, independent woman who knows
what she wants.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And yes, and I have to say something. I feel
like cougars are going to become more of a thing
because like, I have friends who are older than me
by like fifteen twenty years, and they are so hot
and you would never even know their age. And I'm
so sick of like age being a factor in data.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm sick of age being a factor in the workplace
and dating and everything.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, no, I think it sucks. So it's like they're
so hot, like they should have even if he's fucking
twenty eight twenty seven. If he's hot and established, fuck.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It, go for it. Listen. If you're a cougar, that
means you date a man ten years younger or more.
If you're a forty five year old woman. What do
you want with a fifty five year old man? A
woman at forty, she turns forty, or get gets ready
to turn forty. She amps it up, she's going to
the gym, she's doing her hair, she's whatever, botox or whatever.
She's looking the best she's ever looked in her life.
(11:52):
She's active and she's fit. A man who hits forty
forty five, they have given up on literally everything. They're
wearing their pajamas all day long. They're not getting off
the couch and helping you do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Well, I think the hot blue collar guys are doing that.
There's but I think some women have you're of a
metro man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you like a metro dude
always cares about him, but people are scared of them
because they think they're gay.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh I don't care. Bring me a metro man or
a gay man. By the way, if you have a
gay man, that would like a cougar. I also attracted
to men with man buns.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, because you like a surfer.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, like a man bun flip flops. He's chilled. That's
what I like as well.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I feel like we're in the wrong area.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I know we are definitely we are in miles. We
are in a garage somewhere in New England, freezing our
asses off right now. Yeah, don't like it anyway? Do
you want to move on to our celebrity Cougar of
the week. Do you want to? So we do a
celebrity Cougar of the Week every week, and the celebrity
Cougar of the week is going to be the most
(12:54):
famous cougar I think of all time. And I don't
even know if you're twink boyfriend will know this name
because he's so young, he will. Demi Moore, Yeah, so
Demi Moore when she started dating Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher
and Demi Moore, they were married actually two thousand and
five to twenty thirteen, and the age difference was sixteen years,
(13:16):
holy six. And I remember when she started dating them,
and everybody was freaking out, like, oh, she's dating with
disgusting and it's they lasted a while, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They were together for quite some time actually. But my
whole thing is he is so hot.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He's so hot, he's and she's so hot. She is
so hot too.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She is sexy as hell. And I really want to
know how that happens, because she doesn't even look like
she got work done, does she? I haven't seen a
really picture?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh my god, have you not remember she did the
strip teas, the movie strip teas with the big fake boobies.
What do they do?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What do you talk?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Can I? I gotta pull up a picture of Demi?
Can I pull up a picture of Demi Moore's breasts?
Is that even?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like? Are online?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'll find them online. I'm sure they're online? Are you
kidding me? She she's definitely had work. You don't think
she's had botox or.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
She doesn't look like it though, Okay, like Donna Tuller
for Sacci.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, you think she's had a.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Lot of work.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, Well, I'm going to just pull this up. I
can't believe them. If you if you no, Demie Moore,
if you saw what I was, okay googling, I'm going
to be in some Oh oh they're blurred. Oh they
blurred them. How do I unblur her breast off?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Are you ready for that?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Ye oh wait, we're seeing it all. Look at those
So this is stripped tease right here, Demi Moore stripped tease.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's her before, say Demi Moore's dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I am not sure. I can't believe we're looking at
nude photos. But look that's that's her and striped tease.
You want to tell me those are real? There is
no way she.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Looks at Courtney Cox here that she's hot.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She Courtney Coxon screens.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm just looking at her breast. Yeah, okay, Now I
feel really bad about myself. But yes, Demi More is hot.
She is hot, and she is the original. They're calling
her the original cougar.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I think she's the oj coucker. And you know,
I think that age is just a number. And if
someone's mature, then someone's mature.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
All right, You want to move on to Mary shag Dump,
which is something we're gonna do in every Cougar Down
podcast too, so and and if you if you want
to add anybody to Mary shag Dump, make sure you
hit us up on Social so and we'll put them
on it. We will.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Is this wig? Why am I saying this like I'm
a straight deal?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, you're gay? Matthew?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Is he gay?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or is he trick at me? He's tricking me?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He's okay, Matthew wishes fantasy is a straight man.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, well we could work that out. We can wear
all right. So I'm gonna do Mary shag dump for you.
So you have to tell me of these three names,
who do you want to marry? Who do you want
a shag? Who do you want to dump?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
John Krasinski, who's people's sexiest man alive? Twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
College boy face?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, Zac eFront from before or after? Before or after?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What high school musical Zach Efron?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Or like oh no, after man man Zach Effron? Yeah.
And Chris Hemsworth, I know, Mary shag dump.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Who's the first one? Forget? Of course you forgot? You
want to know what I'm gonna marry. I'm gonna marry
Zach because then we'll have be able to have sex
like all the time. Okay, I'm gonna shag John because
I feel like he would really just like kiss your neck,
whisper in your ear flip.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Flop, okay, flap meaning what you're gonna whisper in his ear?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah? Okay, like it'd be more like love making with John?
Oh god. And then the last one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't like him?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What is were you would you would dump Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
If I'm thinking about him correctly. The one that was
married to myla Sarah's was Liam.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was Liam.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I'm sorry, the brother. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
See, this is why we need yas mean because she
knows she's hips, she knows we're not.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
She's right now?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Can I have him? When you're done? I will take
sloppy seconds. Sloppy seconds any day.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You ask my sisters. With any of your friends, what
does that mean? Like you both screw the same guy. No,
you've never screwed know?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
How about you?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
No? No, because my girlfriend I don't really have gay friends.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, and we have different tastes. I like the surfer
unemployed surfer dude. My friends don't.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I'm lucky because how the fuck are they getting their money?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know. They surf. And the surfer guy that
I was in love with. You're gonna laugh. He's a
driftwood artist.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He's made driftwood furniture for Martha Stewart.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
He's fucking Martha stupid like me.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I'll show you a picture of him at some point
you'll die. He's beautiful Okay, can we just go. I
just want to say John Krasinski People Sexiest twenty twenty four. Oh,
I know you want to snuggle in big spoon and
little spoon him, but that was wrong. I don't know
who put him in on that.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
That is a no.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That is a hard note for me.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're gonna You're gonna dump dump him?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Can I do anything worse?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Can I ask you some Yeah, Musk, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Donna, Tella, Versacchi.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Britney, They're all frigging horrible. What that frig are you
doing to me? Can you give me the names again?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
All right, all right, Musk, Donna, Tella, Versacci and then
I'll give you one good one like the Brittany's good.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, shoot gosh, I would marry Donna Tella Donna Tella
because she's rich and she's got clothes and she could
dress me. Yeah. Uh, Britney seems like a fun time.
So I probably sleep with Brittany. She's I mean, come
on her twirling videos.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Let me tell you something, she will rock your world.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
She'll r and you know, Okay, so Brittany, and then
I'm gonna dump the other one who's the other one. Yeah, gross.
If this child is symbol or what is a kid's name?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
His child he just had, he Namedake, I don't know,
like Comma Colon.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right, listen.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You can reach out to us on all your socials.
Yes me, because yas me needs a dirty martini. She's
sitting there in the cold. We are in a garage
somewhere in New England and freezing as hell. If I
had it's thirty degrees outside anyway measured, we do. It's
(19:36):
somewhere in here. We'll find one. You better hope I
don't have a measuring tape. You would be in big trouble.
You can reach out to us on all socials. We're
on tiktoks, or reach out to us. New podcasts drop
every single Wednesday with a drink of the week. Ladies,
it's the kugar Den Podcast. Thanks for listening. Oh my gosh,
you exhausted me.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh my god, I need a shower. I feel dirty
me too.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Holy shit. Your drinks song good though, so good.
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut instea cougar
Den podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yes, I am so excited. Miles. We get to start
off the cougar Den Podcast every week with a specialty cocktail,
and I have one just for you.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yes, I'm super thirsty and I'm ready to get drunk.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm thirsty too, but in a different way.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay, all right, sty Well, we're gonna have to get
into that.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
We will. But I did hear that you like a
good dirty martini.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh I love it. Filthy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I made you a fil a hot and filthy dirty martini.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Perfect. So you're hot. I'm filthy, I think I do.
But tell me a little bit about it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So it's vodka, lots of olive juice, and it's got
hot sauce in it and blue cheese stuffed olive.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So you're kidding me right now, and it's.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Gonna be fabulous because I make the best. Look at that,
Oh my god, that's like the perfect poor.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Look at you a little Chris Jenner. You know, Chris
Jenner loves a good well, she doesn't like dirty martina.
She's just like I think vodka is shaking in a
thing and then just drinking.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She reminds me of my mother, by the way, my
mother Gail she does.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, I love Gail.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
My mother. Gail's hysterical. She likes a good dirty martini.
And all right, let's try it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Let's try it.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, cocktail of the week cougars.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I could tell it was gonna be good too, because
I could smell the olive juice before it hit my mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes, we absolutely needed that. So we're gonna start off
every podcast with a specialty cocktail.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Good. Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, I think we should jump right in. Can I
just say we do have a studio audience. We do,
and they are high maintenance.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
High Oh my god, other fucking maintenance. Let me tell
you something. We got one wearing two coats. We have
one had to pee snacks, cheese. I mean, did they
rob you? When they're I was just sitting here waiting
for everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I brought them inside for a little tour. I was like,
oh my god, did they steal my ship? But they
did not steal anything. And I don't know whose idea
it was to have a podcast in a garage in
New England in the winter.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And Courtney's heater doesn't wear. I actually don't know anything
about your dating history, so can you like what like?
I actually want to start from the very beginning. Who
was your first kiss?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
My first kiss was, Oh my god, Matt Saint Laurent
High school, totally frigging hot.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I think he is married now with like eleven kids.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Like something business Mormon, I think so.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm not sure that was my first kiss. My first
real love was a guy. I don't even if I
should say his name. Hold on if I see if
you can say his day after that? Michael Surfer dude, Okay,
real laid back that was my first love. You know,
everybody has like their love, their first love love. That
was him.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, no, that's amazing. Wait surfer dude, where the hell
were you living?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I live in lived grew up and lived in New
Hampshire right on the water. Oh god.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
A lot of the biggest surfers in the world will
come down to Hampton Beach and surf the beach in
the winter, which he took me surfing one year during
a hurricane and I don't surf and he almost killed me.
So that relationship.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Did was that hot? Like was that like a like
an abrodisiac like you like.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, I think going forward, I'm gonna look for like
that type of guy. Okay, surfer, surfer, laid back, funny
and fun.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I love that. Okay. And because it is the Cougar Podcast,
I have to ask you what's the age range that
we're looking for? Oh my god, we're really just starting
off with it because I feel like we need to
like know, like just in case someone's watching and has
a friend.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm thinking I would like to go anywhere between. I
don't know. No, be honest, legit, I can't go over
I can't go over forty five. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
No, that's because I was with a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
For sixteen years. So after Surfer Dude, yep, I was
with a guy called mister Automotive. He was a car guy.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
So I have to tell you too. When I told
people that I was doing this gig that everyone was like,
oh my god, mister Automotive. I was I didn't know
what they meant, and I was like, oh my god,
that's his nickname.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah. His nickname on the radio because I do a
radio show was mister automotive and he worked on cars.
He was an autobody guy. Funny, great guy, awesome. We
were together for a very long time, a very long time, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
You literally met him right after surfer dude.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Right after he was like my next love.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Really yeah, and now Jim met him.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I met him at a bar. He came in on
a motorcycle and he stole a surfboard and drove off,
and I thought it was hot.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so you really like surfboards are your thing?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Fucking have a surfboard. And she will take you home
and bring you into this.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hot time Katie, and I will make you a hot
and dirty.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, she will take you hot and dirty.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And then just fast forward, real quick. Mister Automotives passed
away a couple of years ago, and we were together
for several several several years. Therefore, I have not been.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Like shagged in a long time. Someone's gotta cut come
and dust the dust off.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
She's hot as hell whatever, So.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, I have not whatever shagged, but not I've not
actually literally gone on a date in probably ten years
or more.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Like, get a little deep for a second, what's holding
you back.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh my god, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Are you nervous to go on a date? Yes, because
you're someone that like you are easy to talk to,
So like, what is it that makes me? Have you?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No idea? I don't know what to do. I don't
know what to wear. How am I gonna look? What
am I gonna say? Is he gonna like me?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I have a suggestion. I feel like you need to
go on a double date.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I feel like you shouldn't be giving suggestions.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I'm not good at dating. I'm really not. I'm shocked
that two coat man over there is. I know I'm interested.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Can we just get on to Miles? Who is like
my bff? Miles? I need to know your dating history
because I know Matthew is off camera. Who is your boyfriend?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yes? Yes, we're in a serious, committed relationship.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, are you a maanther?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I feel like I am because he is what you're
twenty one? I wish and I'm kidding he's twenty five. Okay,
I'm gonna be twenty six. He probably will hate me
for saying that. I'm twenty eight gonna be twenty nine,
So I do like a little bit younger, because it's
like in the twenties, like there's like a really weird
distinction like anything before twenty four. I feel like they
haven't really discovered like themselves, life and things like that,
(05:58):
and like I've been through where they already were. So
it was like kind of fun to like trade notes.
But he's so mature. He is.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
He's adorable by the way. I am loving him.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, No, he's great. He's a breath of fresh air.
We got into a huge fight before we got here.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We got why for what reason?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Over our dogs getting groomed. Because that's what the gays
are fighting about these days.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Gays fight about dogs getting groomed.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's like, when are we gonna get our dogs a bath?
I'm like, are you kidding me? I can't make it up.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Next time, bring the dogs and I'll groom them for you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Okay, please see look and.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Bring your bathing suits because I would like to see
Matthew in my hot tub.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Okay, I'm going to have a potato sock because this.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Will get will you whatever you want?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You have to pay a lot to see all of this.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We want to see all of it.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But honestly, now that you're in your surfer dudes. Maybe
I need like a scuba suit to get in there.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You can wear whatever you want, okay, all right, So anyway,
your dating history is you always like met a little
bit long younger but not like.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, actually never did anyone younger before, and I've never
diated anyone older. I've had relations with older men. Okay,
that's the story for like ten more glasses of martinis.
I feel like that's common in the gay community, like
a lot of like young guys date or not date,
but like go out and hook up with older men.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
For Yeah, are you considered a bear? I'm curious you are. Matthew,
he's a bear? Okay, So he's a bear.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yes, And he's a twink. And there's a flatter, which, honestly,
don't even get me started. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Because we are gonna break down cougars, like what is
a cougar? What does it mean to be a cougar?
But I'm very interested in so what's a give me
the definition of a bear?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
So a bear is an like I think a chubbier
dude or like dad bod dude. Okay, I'm somewhere in
between chubby and dad bod and then they have a
little bit of hair. They're just a bigger man, a
girthier man.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
So I'm I'm attracted to bears.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay, that's at. Okay, you would be a twink and
I'm attracted to a twin.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What's a twink?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So a twink is like a little tiny gay guy.
But when did they is something similar? They have a
twat personalities?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Actually, wait, twinks have twap personalities. No, you just called
your boyfriend a twat.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well he is kind of a twat. He's not what
happens when a twink turns old at twenty eight, because
it's twenty is the cutoff?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Oh there's a cutoff.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Shoot.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Why are we even talking about cougars? I'm more interested
in the twinks, twats and whatever we're talking about the twinkies.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, I know all the things. When did they turn old?
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Thirty?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Probably they called let's just call him a twat. After twink,
you go to a twat.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay, so you are attracted to twinks, which is just
a little bit younger than.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
You, younger than me, skinnier than me.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Nicely groomed, nicely, hansl handsome, clean, okay, clean, Wait, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
There's so many things that I could dissect them to this,
but we got to move on because.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I will things will get X rated, and I think
for the first episode they should.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Probably Okay, yes, we will get X rayed at some point,
so make sure you watch. I wanted to do the
definition of a cougar, which, like I had to look up,
I'm saying I'm a cougar. I've never dated anybody younger
than me. Ever, I'm attracted to a silver fox. But
at my age, they're now like dead like old. They're like,
(09:11):
it's too old. You know how old is? Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Is it yas mean?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Y Yeah, Well she's our producer. What is your legit name? Yes?
Me mean so.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yas mean the producer? Were you I don't even want
to ask your age, but were you ever attracted to
like like salt and pepper?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Dudes?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, okay, she's whatever whatever he has. Mean, she's adorable,
she's like a supermodel. I can't win her nap. Yah.
I was always attracted to salt and pepper when I
was in my twenties and thirties, which is really hot.
But now I'm not gonna say my age, but now
they're like, you know, Salt and Pepper would be a walker. Noah,
(09:47):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
But do you think there's something essential about like an
older man who like has this shit together.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's hot, that is really hot. Definition of a cougar,
according to Google, is a middle aged woman, financially secure
who dates much younger men, and some women find it offensive.
I don't know why you would find it offensive.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Everyone I talked to which they might have something wrong
with them maybe I don't know, but they think it's hot.
I don't. I've never it's hot. You want to know
it's hot. People that I think that think that being
a cougar is like sexist or something weird like that.
They're so stuck up And then you take the pole
out of their ass and have some fun.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And twirl on it. Twirl on the pole, don't sit
on the pole, all right? Traits of a cougar in
the wild Okay, I love this. Okay, So this is
why I don't think being a cougar is bad. A
majestic feline that personifies strength, grace, and independence and has
a wild spirit.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think the wild spirit is correct grace isn't maybe
the word I would use, because I feel like graceful
is like stuck up. Okay, I feel like a cougar like.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wants to just have fun and yeah, listen, they're active
at dawn and dusk always.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Stealthy predators, skilled it sneaking up on their prey. Hello,
why is that bad to be a cougar? I feel
like a cougar is a sexy, independent woman who knows
what she wants.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
And yes, and I have to say something. I feel
like cougars are going to become more of a thing
because like, I have friends who are older than me
by like fifteen twenty years, and they are so hot
and you would never even know their age. And I'm
so sick of like age being a factor in data.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I'm sick of age being a factor in the workplace
and dating and everything.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah, no, I think it sucks. So it's like they're
so hot, like they should have even if he's fucking
twenty eight twenty seven. If he's hot and established, fuck.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It, go for it. Listen. If you're a cougar, that
means you date a man ten years younger or more.
If you're a forty five year old woman. What do
you want with a fifty five year old man? A
woman at forty, she turns forty, or get gets ready
to turn forty. She amps it up, she's going to
the gym, she's doing her hair, she's whatever, botox or whatever.
She's looking the best she's ever looked in her life.
(11:52):
She's active and she's fit. A man who hits forty
forty five, they have given up on literally everything. They're
wearing their pajamas all day long. They're not getting off
the couch and helping you do anything.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Well, I think the hot blue collar guys are doing that.
There's but I think some women have you're of a
metro man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you like a metro dude
always cares about him, but people are scared of them
because they think they're gay.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh I don't care. Bring me a metro man or
a gay man. By the way, if you have a
gay man, that would like a cougar. I also attracted
to men with man buns.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Well, because you like a surfer.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, like a man bun flip flops. He's chilled. That's
what I like as well.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I feel like we're in the wrong area.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I know we are definitely we are in miles. We
are in a garage somewhere in New England, freezing our
asses off right now. Yeah, don't like it anyway? Do
you want to move on to our celebrity Cougar of
the week. Do you want to? So we do a
celebrity Cougar of the Week every week, and the celebrity
Cougar of the week is going to be the most
(12:54):
famous cougar I think of all time. And I don't
even know if you're twink boyfriend will know this name
because he's so young, he will. Demi Moore, Yeah, so
Demi Moore when she started dating Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher
and Demi Moore, they were married actually two thousand and
five to twenty thirteen, and the age difference was sixteen years,
(13:16):
holy six. And I remember when she started dating them,
and everybody was freaking out, like, oh, she's dating with
disgusting and it's they lasted a while, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
They were together for quite some time actually. But my
whole thing is he is so hot.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
He's so hot, he's and she's so hot. She is
so hot too.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
She is sexy as hell. And I really want to
know how that happens, because she doesn't even look like
she got work done, does she? I haven't seen a
really picture?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Oh my god, have you not remember she did the
strip teas, the movie strip teas with the big fake boobies.
What do they do?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
What do you talk?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Can I? I gotta pull up a picture of Demi?
Can I pull up a picture of Demi Moore's breasts?
Is that even?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Like? Are online?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'll find them online. I'm sure they're online? Are you
kidding me? She she's definitely had work. You don't think
she's had botox or.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
She doesn't look like it though, Okay, like Donna Tuller
for Sacci.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, you think she's had a.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Lot of work.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, Well, I'm going to just pull this up. I
can't believe them. If you if you no, Demie Moore,
if you saw what I was, okay googling, I'm going
to be in some Oh oh they're blurred. Oh they
blurred them. How do I unblur her breast off?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Are you ready for that?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Ye oh wait, we're seeing it all. Look at those
So this is stripped tease right here, Demi Moore stripped tease.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's her before, say Demi Moore's dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I am not sure. I can't believe we're looking at
nude photos. But look that's that's her and striped tease.
You want to tell me those are real? There is
no way she.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Looks at Courtney Cox here that she's hot.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
She Courtney Coxon screens.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm just looking at her breast. Yeah, okay, Now I
feel really bad about myself. But yes, Demi More is hot.
She is hot, and she is the original. They're calling
her the original cougar.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, I think she's the oj coucker. And you know,
I think that age is just a number. And if
someone's mature, then someone's mature.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
All right, You want to move on to Mary shag Dump,
which is something we're gonna do in every Cougar Down
podcast too, so and and if you if you want
to add anybody to Mary shag Dump, make sure you
hit us up on Social so and we'll put them
on it. We will.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Is this wig? Why am I saying this like I'm
a straight deal?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, you're gay? Matthew?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Is he gay?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Or is he trick at me? He's tricking me?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He's okay, Matthew wishes fantasy is a straight man.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay, well we could work that out. We can wear
all right. So I'm gonna do Mary shag dump for you.
So you have to tell me of these three names,
who do you want to marry? Who do you want
a shag? Who do you want to dump?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
John Krasinski, who's people's sexiest man alive? Twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
College boy face?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Okay, Zac eFront from before or after? Before or after?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What high school musical Zach Efron?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Or like oh no, after man man Zach Effron? Yeah.
And Chris Hemsworth, I know, Mary shag dump.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Who's the first one? Forget? Of course you forgot? You
want to know what I'm gonna marry. I'm gonna marry
Zach because then we'll have be able to have sex
like all the time. Okay, I'm gonna shag John because
I feel like he would really just like kiss your neck,
whisper in your ear flip.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Flop, okay, flap meaning what you're gonna whisper in his ear?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah? Okay, like it'd be more like love making with John?
Oh god. And then the last one.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't like him?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
What is were you would you would dump Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
If I'm thinking about him correctly. The one that was
married to myla Sarah's was Liam.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was Liam.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I'm sorry, the brother. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
See, this is why we need yas mean because she
knows she's hips, she knows we're not.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
She's right now?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Can I have him? When you're done? I will take
sloppy seconds. Sloppy seconds any day.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You ask my sisters. With any of your friends, what
does that mean? Like you both screw the same guy. No,
you've never screwed know?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
How about you?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
No? No, because my girlfriend I don't really have gay friends.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, and we have different tastes. I like the surfer
unemployed surfer dude. My friends don't.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I'm lucky because how the fuck are they getting their money?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
They don't.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I don't know. They surf. And the surfer guy that
I was in love with. You're gonna laugh. He's a
driftwood artist.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
He's made driftwood furniture for Martha Stewart.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
He's fucking Martha stupid like me.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I'll show you a picture of him at some point
you'll die. He's beautiful Okay, can we just go. I
just want to say John Krasinski People Sexiest twenty twenty four. Oh,
I know you want to snuggle in big spoon and
little spoon him, but that was wrong. I don't know
who put him in on that.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
That is a no.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That is a hard note for me.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're gonna You're gonna dump dump him?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Can I do anything worse?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Can I ask you some Yeah, Musk, Okay.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Donna, Tella, Versacchi.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Britney, They're all frigging horrible. What that frig are you
doing to me? Can you give me the names again?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
All right, all right, Musk, Donna, Tella, Versacci and then
I'll give you one good one like the Brittany's good.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay, shoot gosh, I would marry Donna Tella Donna Tella
because she's rich and she's got clothes and she could
dress me. Yeah. Uh, Britney seems like a fun time.
So I probably sleep with Brittany. She's I mean, come
on her twirling videos.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Let me tell you something, she will rock your world.
I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
She'll r and you know, Okay, so Brittany, and then
I'm gonna dump the other one who's the other one. Yeah, gross.
If this child is symbol or what is a kid's name?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
His child he just had, he Namedake, I don't know,
like Comma Colon.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
All right, listen.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You can reach out to us on all your socials.
Yes me, because yas me needs a dirty martini. She's
sitting there in the cold. We are in a garage
somewhere in New England and freezing as hell. If I
had it's thirty degrees outside anyway measured, we do. It's
(19:36):
somewhere in here. We'll find one. You better hope I
don't have a measuring tape. You would be in big trouble.
You can reach out to us on all socials. We're
on tiktoks, or reach out to us. New podcasts drop
every single Wednesday with a drink of the week. Ladies,
it's the kugar Den Podcast. Thanks for listening. Oh my gosh,
you exhausted me.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah he did.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Oh my god, I need a shower. I feel dirty
me too.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Holy shit. Your drinks song good though, so good.
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