January 22, 2025 • 28 mins
Courtney and Miles kick off the episode with their Cocktail of the week and delve into hot celebrity Cougars dating younger men! Plus Courtney drops some surprising scoop on Justin Beiber and Madonna!!! Get ready to have a blast with your besties in The Cougar Den
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, Mile, Hello Courtney.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am so excited for the cougar Den Podcast today
because I have a special drink of the Week for you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm so excited. And they told me to talk louder,
so here the fuck I am.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, you loud, but anyway, and they all have the
drink of the week. So when we do the Drink
of the Week, the studio audience, including our producer, has
a drink of the week. So the drink of the
week is called the Miles Teeny panty Dropper.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Because you know me, I love making.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh I'm sorry, panny drop, Miles Teeny Boxer dropper.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Boxer droppers. Hot? There you goo drops?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do you want to know? So what's your favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I love wine, Okay, I'm in my wine era.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So the Boxer Dropper, the Miles Teeny Boxer Dropper is
Riasling vodka and strawberry juice.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Holy and you can use.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Watermelon juice too, but I chose strawberry juice. So here's
to the Miles Teeny Boxer Dropper.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Drink of the week cougars. Yam yow yam yo.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh my god, that's juicy juice.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That is really good.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That tastes like like a Starburst. It does like a Starburst,
it does.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Do you remember juicy juice? Do they even saw that
shit anymore? Hmm juicy juice?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That tastes like holy water. Oh that's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I love that. All right, let's kick off this podcast, yes,
with male celebrities who date cougars, because we're always talking
about cougars and like Demi Moore and Britney Spears and
like they're all cougars. There's so many Hollywood cougars. But
I don't know if you realize how many celebrities, guys,
(02:02):
celebrities day cougars. Okay, are you ready for this? Well,
Nick Jonas, did you.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Know that I did? Because you did?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You hate Prianka? Oh my god, stop, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I know you want to know why because their relationship
seems so fakely. Does she pick him up when they're
having intimate relations No?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So little? I've seen him.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Nick Jonas ten years younger than Preanca Choprah, I can't
with you. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh wait, I'm not taking away her beauty at all.
She's gorgeous. However, have you seen videos of her singing live?
Because you know that she's an Indian pop star. I
did know that she is a faker. I got a saying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nobody sings these days, Miles, get over it. Everybody nobody
sings live these days unless you're Mariah Carey. Then you
see it. Wait, then you see then you sing live,
and then you get blasted for it because you're singing live.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yes, you know what. You hit the very love me
one time you hit the nail on the head. Priyanka
picks up Joe and kisses him.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
There you go, by the way. I love Harry Styles
my grandmother. He's so sexy. I'm sorry, he's sexy and
I feel like a weirdo. Do you think so too?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah? Okay, so wait, so you guys are into metro
men then, because he's wearing skinny jeans and he's wearing.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Heels, Okay, I don't care. He's got a fur jacket
on half the time, he's got a rainbow jumpsuit. I'm like,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's like legit, like hardcore. You think he's hot. Yes, wow,
my grandmother, my me, me, shout out to me, me,
shut out me, me. She I swear to God, kisses
his poster before bed every single night. No, she does it?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And how old is Mimi seventy five? Really good for her?
I love I don't know. I love Harry So Harry
Style is hi? Harry Styles dated Olivia Wilde. She's ten
years older.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She's hot. She is hot too, like a conventional next
door girl.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
She's hot too. She's hot too.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
More celebrities guys Celebrities who dated are married. Cougar's Ryan Goslin,
Eva Mendez seven years older.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I gotta tell you something. I went to the Drew
Barrymore show.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I was telling you this, Yes, tell me, let's get
into the Drew Barrymore Show.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Please the jew.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Because because you you have a problem with it, He's
brought it up to me. Miles does my hair, by
the way, he's the best hairdresser on the planet. Miles
Joseph Studios. You've probably brought it up to me three
or four times while doing my hair. How disappointed in
the Drew Barrymore Show.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You were no, No, the Kelly Clarkson Show is disappointed
in Okay, wait, Drew Barrymore show I liked, but even
Mendez wasn't. Remember I lost the Mexico Chhop. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying that fuck her?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yes, hello, and you're yes, that's what I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Talking about, because Drew Barrymore were like, she's amazing. I
fucking love her. Okay, but even Mendez you didn't like her.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I love her. She's gon she was no, she said
she was on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Are promoting her children's book. So it just felt like
a reach. You don't when a celebrity does something. Why
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, because she's got a platform and she wants to
sell her children's book. Listen, I'm not gonna let you
bring her down. She ava Mendez quit her huge career
in film for Ryan and to be a mom, and
so if her heart is a children's book, then let
the bitch have it. She's a dirty hooker anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
She is a dirty fucking hooker. Okay, you change my mind.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, I changed your mind. Ashton Kutcher, we talk about
that already, Ashton Kutcher. Demimore, there's like sixteen years age
difference in that one. Did you know Hugh Jackman his
wife is thirteen years older than he is. I wouldn't
touch Hugh jack I know I wouldn't either. What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yasmine? Yasmine? Our producer, Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. Yeah, you know,
of course she does. She is young.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, would you would?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, shag him, Hugh Jackman. I'd shag anybody right now.
Let's be honest. No, I would not. I'm gonna I'm
gonna pass Yeah, I'm gonna pass on you Jackman.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then Jason Momoa who was married to Lisa Bonet.
She's twelve years older. I'm not a big Jason Momoa fan.
I feel like he needs a shower.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He does. He's like he's kind of dirty surfer. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He's a he's a thick, dirty surfer.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I drink his water one time at the Drew Braymore shower.
What do you mean where everything?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Why in the waiting room for the audience that he's
got water? He has canned water from Hawaii in a
can bible.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But why wouldn't you put it in?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like? I don't cycle plastic. I feel like, yeah, but
we got it free.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I feel like a can is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is wrong if it's not in a plastic wine glass.
I don't fucking want it, you know, all right?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes, me and Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We have to ask the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She's our producer. She said yeah, plowed through ten different
walls by Jason Momoa and as a reward at the end,
getto can of water. She said yes. She said yes.
Even asked Matthew because he's like blushing right now.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh my god, I can't poor Matthew. Matthew, your boyfriend.
I mean, you put him through a lot when he
comes to these podcasts.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I just really love that he's sitting here, and can
we talk about him for a minute? About him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, I feel like our next podcast because we're gonna
be on like podcasts four or five by then. Yeah,
are you going to feel comfortable enough to do the
podcast from in the hot tub? I'll do it because
it's right there. I don't know if we can pan
or not, but we have at You don't even have to.
We have a full hot tub right here, lights and everything.
I got a TV.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Come on, will you do it? No, tell me, would you?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I already know Matthew, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The bikini has been dying to try out.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Matthew and I have already discussed it. He's gonna come
over and he and I are getting in the hot tub.
We're waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'll do it. I have two flotation devices for you
and a third for the whole family. Okay, so I'll
save you guys if you need to and I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I want you as me and getting in because she
is hot and young, I can't And would she get in?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She would get in, but I don't want her to
upstage us.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She'll sage you.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, she will. You guys are in, like, yes, mean
would you get in the hot tub with us? Could
we film a podcast in the hot tub? Or we
would need you outside the hot tub to film it.
She doesn't know. She doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
She doesn't want you guys talk. You guys keep recording, so.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You would get in it? So I know you would
get in if.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I can get just get me a scuba suit like
they have a quarum.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, Episode four is going to be fair in the
hot tub and then also I've got surprises for you
what not now but coming up. Okay, I've got some
real housewives that might join us.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, because when I tell you that, I literally will
jump into the hot tub butt naked for you. If
that's what you want to get these people on here.
We need to interview them.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I know, tell me your your favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So my og og ogi favorite obviously is lu Anne. Okay,
love lou okay, And I obviously love Bethany.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okay, Bethany's not coming to a garage somewhere in Connecticut.
So Bethany is out.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Because she's too she she I love Luanne because I
feel like Luianne's always been like authentically to the core herself.
She had to defend herself against a bunch of cougars,
against a bunch of cougar she did, and I feel
like she's just cool. She's doing her fucking things, she's
having a blast doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I also have a pirate cocktail I've developed just for.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Luanne, because you know, she screwed the pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, the pirate, the young pirates.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She slept it was that and Chicos.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I thought it was Mexico, Mexican.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I think it was Mexico. Yeah, the Pirates. So
I've got that for her, and then Derinda might be
one of my favorites just for like a dirty Martini.
I'm a big fan of the dirty Martini.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well that was my Thirdorinda always makes it okay, all right,
Derinda with the Blue man are yes, Okay, the Blue manner.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's not far from here.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I would literally if we took the podcast to the blue.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'm gonna call Derinda do our podcast from the Blue Manner.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, Courtney, Okay, I literally will do anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm scared. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to reach out.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Imagine, make it nice. Have I got a can't because
when she has a couple of cocktails, this voice comes
out here.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Direnda.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, she's fabulous, and I'm like, I want to kiss you.
She doesn't want that, O kiss.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Okay, we'll be there, Derinda, reach
out to me.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Mireinda.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
We want to come to Bluestone Manor and have a
dirty march.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I have not. I have not.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I don't think I've met any housewife.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay, no, I have. I've met Teresa Judyce.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh okay, I'd like her watching her on the House
of Villains. No, was she good, fabulous Teresa? Can I
just say she's changed? She's so kind and so loving
and so caring.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yes, but what about New York?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I love New York.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I fucking love I did that. I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'll tell you what New York will get in this
hot tub. New York will have us hot tub and
she will have a miles New York. Can you please
come to the Cougar Dan podcast?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wait? Why aren't we having her on the podcast? Because
she would literally be the genius.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
New York one. Yeah, okay, i'd love her on it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't even know what the house, which way she
swings by whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I don't know, but I know she's engaged New York.
I swear to God. If you're watching House of Villains,
she mentioned on it she was engaged. So we're gonna
bring her on. All right. Let's move on to celebrity
cougar of the week.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Okay, yeah, I don't know if you like this one.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Let's do this right Madonna? Okay, so Madonna, Mary Guy Ritchie.
He was ten years younger. By the way, she is
a New cougar. If you didn't know. She just broke
up with her boyfriend. I don't know, two three four
weeks ago, and there was a twenty eight year age difference.
Her boyfriend was twenty eight years younger. I don't know
(11:58):
the math.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What do you talk about? We should talk and just shout,
don't talk like you do things you do.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
If a cougar is dating a younger man, there's not
a lot of deep I'm guessing I'm hoping that if
I ever become a cougar, there's not a lot of
deep conversation. You want to date, by the way, with
a younger Okay, Okay, I'm doing You need to find it, can,
but I don't. I don't feel comfortable you choosing can
Matthew your boyfriend shoes, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Follo, Dick, don't worry. Okay, it's Goodnay, don't worry about it.
I know a lot of young sophisticated men who have
their ship looking together at the house that they want
to take you home.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Okay. I just want to have fun and laugh. I
don't want to dumb a dumb young man like you know.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Good, but we want fun and full of rum rum.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, all right, So Madonna. She is definitely one of
those cougars. She's back on the market. If she find somebody,
I'll let you know. Do you want to do Mary Mary?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
About Madonna?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, let's talk about Madonna.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't want to see her anymore doing what she does,
because you want to know what. She sucked the life
out of me. The whole time I was watching TikTok's
of her. She was sucking the life.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I can't why do you say that? Because she wasn't
sucking the life out of me.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm not getting into the groove anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay, but I'm an eighties girl. I'm eighties. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And she's gonna do it. She's better do it nice, Perdorinda,
she better do it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
What is she not doing that?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Doing it? She's showing up and she looks like she's
a bitch the stadium. Wait, do you know this about Madonna?
Tell me she won't turn the AC on an arena.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's fucking eighty to I need the A, I need
the A C.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I want to see you because of her vote and
everything that. I'd rather have you shake your ass in
cold weather.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I did not know that. So you went to her show.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, my stepmom did, and she told me, are we.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Serious right now? You're trashing Madonna and you're like to turn.
I wasn't on the show. Mother was on the show.
You went to the concert? You know what concert.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I didn't go to the concert, but my stepmom told
me at the Excel Center was hot as fucking balls
in there, and I would have rather had than watch her. Listen,
I can't have hot Matthew's dad. It was a closet
Madonna lover.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is Matthew's dad single? No, because Matthew is cute, he's
not single.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, Paul. His name is Paul. He's hot. Can I
say his name? I said his name? Okay, Paul's really hot.
But he's married to Julia, who's even though she's little,
she's hot. She's cool, she's hot. It's beautiful. Paul loves
loves Madonna.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Really, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I love that. What's the one that he likes to wear? Like, yeah,
what's the one where it's like at night? I locked
the door. Okay, okay, so that's into the groove. He
throws away the candy rocks out to Madonna. Don't tell him.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I said that all right, let's do Mary shag jump.
Are you ready have a swig swigg of your miles
teeny boxer dropper. We're gonna go with Brad pitts. Okay,
Tom Holland Timothy Shallow May so gross.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I know, I know like twinks, and two of them
are definitely fucking twins.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, So let's do the twinks definition one more time,
because your boyfriend's are twinks.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Skinny twink, young little thing. Okay, I guess we'll go
with that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So you're saying Tom Holland and Timothy Shallow may or twinks.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Tom Holland is like one big muscle, and I don't like.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That, Okay, I can't. Okay, you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I don't want it, Okay, so dump Timothy. I guess
i'll funck.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Who's the other one, Brad Pitt. Who's the other one,
Brad Pitt?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Brad pet I would marry because there's something so mean
about him. Mean, he's mean because if he wants to
divorce me, I'll take his fucking money.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, Okay, So for me, Tom Holland, Timothy shallow May,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I want to like you want a twink?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want to dump both of them. They're gross. I
have nothing nothing, I think that's first of all, your
name is Timothy, not Timothay, Like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's really gay, Timothy?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It is too gay for me.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's too gay for as.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It was too gay for you. That asked, too way,
too gay for me. Tom Holland, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Isn't Tom Holland the little one that Zandaya? Sorry? Your
drinks are like, I don't know what's happening with the
devil's inside of me? You're fine, okay?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yet the Tom Holland, I'm not anyway, Brad Pitt I
would give him a go around?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This is what happens when you drink a Courtney drink
and we do a drink.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Of the week. It's a fabulous drink and it was
made with your reasoning, which you love the best. Hey,
can I give a shout.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Out to I want to bring him up?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, bring up. So this is my lip gloss, by
the way, and it's funny because Miles said, oh my god,
your lips look so juicy.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So juicy.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
This is this is Hailey Bieber miss Road.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh that's not my last name, but yeah, Hailey.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Beet Justin Bieber's wife who knew. By the way, do
you like my cheeks?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
This is this is her boy?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh by who knew Hailey Bieber could do? Make it
for cougars?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Love it because Hailey Beer?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What is she in her twenties?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't fucking know. I don't like her.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Oh my god, I Hailey, I love you. I love
your lip gloss, April fools, I love her. I love
your blush. And my mother Gail, who's I'm not going
to say her age just bought around to your makeup too.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
So can I say something?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Shout shout out to Hailey Beeber?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, shout out to Hailey. I take it back.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I met Justin Bieber. I met Justin Bieber in the studio.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Wait, I need to be wint one second court.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And because you're not gonna let me get past my apology,
did you should apologize?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I have to apologize. I love Hailey because you want
to know what I was thinking about someone else, and
I was thinking I actually really like her. You want
to know why because people don't leave her the fuck alone,
and she always is resilient. Her products are fucking amazing.
Her phone cases are rock and she's dating one of
the most beautiful, sexy, motherfucking men in the whole world.
(18:11):
Tell me why you met him?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Your boyfriend, Matthew just held up his cell phone, which
is a cell phone holder for the road lift gloss
put in the it's the road live glass cell phone holder.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You have it, stop and I love kissing him when
he puts it on. So it's great.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well that's what I'm wearing right now, road Espresso. Anyway.
I love I mean, I'm not like you know, I'm
a little older than Hanley Bieberry much. But her makeup
is fabulous, so.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
It really is. Her brand's great. Her marketing is amazing.
She is beautiful. I absolutely love her back. She has
a YouTube channel she interviews people in her bathroom where
she used.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
To Okay, can I just say I'm not getting paid
by the way, but we will for road. So I
met Justin Bieber, So you love Justin.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I love Justin. I used to look up his nudes
online all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Okay, well okay, well I didn't look those up, but
Justin came into the studio. It was when he was
first starting out, and you know, he was discovered by Usher.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I know you don't want me to go.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So Justin, we're talking to Justin. We interviewed him in
the studio. He was awesome. He's like, do you want
to call Usher? He called Usher on his cell phone
while we were interviewing him, so we upher. Yeah, came
up Usher and Justin called him and we talked to
Usher while we were interviewing Justin Bieber. Oh my god,
and Justin Bieber was fabulous. Yeah, No, he's sweetheart, kind Well,
(19:34):
what's Superno?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I told him I looked up your nudes and he
meout him when he was twelve. I did.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I don't know when the news. I don't know when
the nudes came out.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
So it was a nude when he went skinny dipping
when some model and I just have to tell you
something he has.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Okay, but he's a dad. Now can we reel it in?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Is he believe? So? Is he? Wait? We should start this?
Is he cougar certified? He is not a cougar? Like
we love him, We love them. Every guy we love
him should be cougar? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Can we can we certify zac efron to Oh? Okay,
Zach Efron.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Justin bieber cougar certified.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yes, love, we should do a cougar certification at the
end of every show. I love that, all right. So
the the first person or cougar certifying is Justin Bieber Ian.
Can we just throw in Haley because Haley.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Haley is the one and only woman that'll be cougar certifying. Sure, lesbian,
and then we'll make a lesbian for you.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
But yeah, because Haley, you're making makeup for cougars. Just
want to let you know. I love it, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, that's a whole market. You just gave her a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I did cheers. Wrap it up, make up.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
We're wrapping it up. This is quick. We had a quickie.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
We had a quickie. But if we're going to actually
do something for cougars, we should probably have botox and
ship in this cougar den.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, we should. We should honestly bring on a nurse.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Wait, we should bring on a nurse.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, like a hot one. The guy I'm actually no
one really, he's married to my best friend perfect, but
I think she'd share.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
We don't need to share. I just need somebody to
do botox and filler. Who am I kissing now then? Yeah,
I mean whatever, if you want me to, am I
going to get free? Botoks if I kiss the nurse?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yes, yes, let's do it. Let's do it all right,
cheers my friend. We're cheersing and we're wrapping it up. Gosh,
there's no more. Would you like to do more?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I want to talk about one more thing.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, you bring it up, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Don I want to talk about your most awkward date.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hm, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Okay. So I went on a date with this guy.
How did I meet him? I don't even know how
I met him. So we go to a restaurant and
it was a steak restaurant in I don't know, Vernon somewhere.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's Chucks in Rocky Hill.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It might have been a chuck you know what. It
was probably a Chuck's. Okay, we're sitting down. He's hot
as hell. The waitress comes over. She takes our drink order,
and she asked for his ID. Not mine, the fuck,
I swear to God, not mine.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I actually would have said I left something in the.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Car, so she didn't ask for my ID, and I thought, okay,
that's weird. Okay, but whatever, because I figured he.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Was my age, You're like, okay, fucking.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
He was a landscaper, soho. He was weathered looking, so
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, yeah, he was in a saloon.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So she asked for his ID and she gives it
to him and she leaves and I said, by the way,
how old are you? He's like, oh, I just turned
twenty two, and I was like thirty something.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I feel like maybe I was a cougar. Hi dog,
are you a I was probably at a bar. I
was at like the rue bar. I was at the
Blackboard cafe. There was a lot of bars I went
to at my age, and I brought my own, Thank god.
I was like, all right, well this was a great date. Boom,
I was out of there.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'd get out of out of there.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I couldn't because it was too much. But you know,
but now that I'm a little older, well you know
what that wouldn't be that does.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That does something. But before we send off, and you
do your send off, I just have to ask, are
you open to allowing me to put you on a date?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, come on, not yet.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
When is it going to happen in the spring? When
I'm feeling better, and I you know, like what I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Because I got you. We'll get you a facial. We'll
do the whole nine yards. Okay, do the hair. Okay,
what are we going to do facial for?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Like for like a cougar makeover, a Mir Joseph cougar makeover.
I will go on a date if you do a
cougar makeover.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Okay, all right, but you have to kiss them at
least once.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I'll do it right in front of you. I
don't care about the whole kissing thing, but I want
to feel good about myself. Ill, hair, makeup, brows, like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Got she'd yaz mean? Help me get clothes?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yas mean? Well, yes, sir, because she's really wild. But
what was it?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
What does she wear? She's our puce by the way,
she's our producer.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
She's hot a app What's funny is that we made
her our producer without making her She's like you guys,
can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
But we thought when I thought about the podcast, and
Miles agreed, Thank you for agreeing.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I love this show.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's cold as hell in this garage, he said, it
is thirty below. He said, well, yes me, and I'm
gonna have her come, but I don't think she's very
happy about coming, or I gotta make her come and
do what I go. But she can be our producer.
Then she walked in and she's like a supermodel.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She is a supermodel. But yesterday she was wearing a while.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But what's wild? Maybe I would like it? You're gay,
I'm not. What if she was wearing? What was she wearing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She was wearing boots with the fer.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I love that. What were you wearing?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No? No, no, she was wearing jeans. She looks cute,
she's hot. She wears whatever she literally wore like a little.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Can you yes me and tell me what you were
wearing and I will repeat it. I love smiley face.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She was wearing silver sneakers the far This is hot. Wait,
by the way, your range of motion with that leg?
Are you kidding me? Hello? What were you a.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Gymnastics I work out a lot and and I've got
great feet too, which.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
We need to do. Let's get your feet online?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yes, that's their next. Our next episode of the Cougarden
podcast is My Feet and Your Feet Holy com Mingling
on com Mingling Online we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, but seriously, where we're going with that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I wanted to find out what she was wearing. But
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
She was wearing something cute. She's hot.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
She's hot, she's cute.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She can somewhere that she can dress me. Oh, dress
you for the date, for the date for the cougar.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You're going to do hair because you're my hair address.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes, facial the facials, Lindsay and Taylor over at the
face Lab, but my Justice Studios are gonna hook you up.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh my god, the face Lab.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
You kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, check Cortney.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I love it the face Lab.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And we're gonna it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, okay, and you're gonna pick the date?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yes, okay, Wait guys, I'm excited. Are you gonna help me?
Yahsman will help me? Wait? Are you any dating apps
right now?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No? I don't do apps. I don't want to do
an app.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
No no no, no, no, no no no. We gotta
get you on an app? What kind of app?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, you're gonna do fucking silver singles?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Bullshit hinge? Oh yes, yes, but there was another right
here there's Hinge, tender, and grinder.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
There was another one. There was another one called with
an R that somebody took somebody.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Why you wouldn't get because you're a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I've been told a couple of times I need to
be on Rya.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yes, okay, why is like the most expensive? There's celebrities
on there, there's wealthy men. Okay, but you get approved. Okay,
so I'm sure someone I heard can hook you up?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Why can't I hook myself? When I get you got to.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Get like a like a code, go on the air
and be like, hey, like anyone with Riyah, Like could
you hook me up?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We'll do Riya because I feel like that's where I
need to be.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
RYA's great. We're getting told that we need to all right,
we're gonna grab it up. Wait. I wanted to question
one second. Do you know who Kathy Griffin is? Of course,
have you ever met her?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Okay, anyways, do you like her? Okay, well, we can
get her on.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She is a cougar now her husband passed. I don't
think she's been dating anybody.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Since her husband didn't A wait, and then.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's Kathy Gifford or Kathy yes, we'll get her on
all and I think she's in New York. Whatever, whatever
she is, we'll get her on all right. A new
episode of the Cougar Dome podcast drops every single Wednesday.
Cheers to the Cougars, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Love it.
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi, Mile, Hello Courtney.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am so excited for the cougar Den Podcast today
because I have a special drink of the Week for you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm so excited. And they told me to talk louder,
so here the fuck I am.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, you loud, but anyway, and they all have the
drink of the week. So when we do the Drink
of the Week, the studio audience, including our producer, has
a drink of the week. So the drink of the
week is called the Miles Teeny panty Dropper.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Because you know me, I love making.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh I'm sorry, panny drop, Miles Teeny Boxer dropper.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Boxer droppers. Hot? There you goo drops?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Do you want to know? So what's your favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I love wine, Okay, I'm in my wine era.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So the Boxer Dropper, the Miles Teeny Boxer Dropper is
Riasling vodka and strawberry juice.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Holy and you can use.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Watermelon juice too, but I chose strawberry juice. So here's
to the Miles Teeny Boxer Dropper.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Drink of the week cougars. Yam yow yam yo.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Oh my god, that's juicy juice.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That is really good.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
That tastes like like a Starburst. It does like a Starburst,
it does.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Do you remember juicy juice? Do they even saw that
shit anymore? Hmm juicy juice?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yes, they do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That tastes like holy water. Oh that's so good.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I love that. All right, let's kick off this podcast, yes,
with male celebrities who date cougars, because we're always talking
about cougars and like Demi Moore and Britney Spears and
like they're all cougars. There's so many Hollywood cougars. But
I don't know if you realize how many celebrities, guys,
(02:02):
celebrities day cougars. Okay, are you ready for this? Well,
Nick Jonas, did you.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Know that I did? Because you did?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You hate Prianka? Oh my god, stop, don't talk to me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I know you want to know why because their relationship
seems so fakely. Does she pick him up when they're
having intimate relations No?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So little? I've seen him.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Nick Jonas ten years younger than Preanca Choprah, I can't
with you. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh wait, I'm not taking away her beauty at all.
She's gorgeous. However, have you seen videos of her singing live?
Because you know that she's an Indian pop star. I
did know that she is a faker. I got a saying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Nobody sings these days, Miles, get over it. Everybody nobody
sings live these days unless you're Mariah Carey. Then you
see it. Wait, then you see then you sing live,
and then you get blasted for it because you're singing live.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yes, you know what. You hit the very love me
one time you hit the nail on the head. Priyanka
picks up Joe and kisses him.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
There you go, by the way. I love Harry Styles
my grandmother. He's so sexy. I'm sorry, he's sexy and
I feel like a weirdo. Do you think so too?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah? Okay, so wait, so you guys are into metro
men then, because he's wearing skinny jeans and he's wearing.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Heels, Okay, I don't care. He's got a fur jacket
on half the time, he's got a rainbow jumpsuit. I'm like,
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's like legit, like hardcore. You think he's hot. Yes, wow,
my grandmother, my me, me, shout out to me, me,
shut out me, me. She I swear to God, kisses
his poster before bed every single night. No, she does it?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
And how old is Mimi seventy five? Really good for her?
I love I don't know. I love Harry So Harry
Style is hi? Harry Styles dated Olivia Wilde. She's ten
years older.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
She's hot. She is hot too, like a conventional next
door girl.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
She's hot too. She's hot too.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
More celebrities guys Celebrities who dated are married. Cougar's Ryan Goslin,
Eva Mendez seven years older.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I gotta tell you something. I went to the Drew
Barrymore show.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I was telling you this, Yes, tell me, let's get
into the Drew Barrymore Show.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Please the jew.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Because because you you have a problem with it, He's
brought it up to me. Miles does my hair, by
the way, he's the best hairdresser on the planet. Miles
Joseph Studios. You've probably brought it up to me three
or four times while doing my hair. How disappointed in
the Drew Barrymore Show.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You were no, No, the Kelly Clarkson Show is disappointed
in Okay, wait, Drew Barrymore show I liked, but even
Mendez wasn't. Remember I lost the Mexico Chhop. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying that fuck her?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yes, hello, and you're yes, that's what I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Talking about, because Drew Barrymore were like, she's amazing. I
fucking love her. Okay, but even Mendez you didn't like her.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I love her. She's gon she was no, she said
she was on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Are promoting her children's book. So it just felt like
a reach. You don't when a celebrity does something. Why
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, because she's got a platform and she wants to
sell her children's book. Listen, I'm not gonna let you
bring her down. She ava Mendez quit her huge career
in film for Ryan and to be a mom, and
so if her heart is a children's book, then let
the bitch have it. She's a dirty hooker anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
She is a dirty fucking hooker. Okay, you change my mind.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, I changed your mind. Ashton Kutcher, we talk about
that already, Ashton Kutcher. Demimore, there's like sixteen years age
difference in that one. Did you know Hugh Jackman his
wife is thirteen years older than he is. I wouldn't
touch Hugh jack I know I wouldn't either. What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yasmine? Yasmine? Our producer, Hugh Jackman is Wolverine. Yeah, you know,
of course she does. She is young.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, would you would?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, shag him, Hugh Jackman. I'd shag anybody right now.
Let's be honest. No, I would not. I'm gonna I'm
gonna pass Yeah, I'm gonna pass on you Jackman.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And then Jason Momoa who was married to Lisa Bonet.
She's twelve years older. I'm not a big Jason Momoa fan.
I feel like he needs a shower.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
He does. He's like he's kind of dirty surfer. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
He's a he's a thick, dirty surfer.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I drink his water one time at the Drew Braymore shower.
What do you mean where everything?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Why in the waiting room for the audience that he's
got water? He has canned water from Hawaii in a
can bible.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But why wouldn't you put it in?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Like? I don't cycle plastic. I feel like, yeah, but
we got it free.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I feel like a can is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It is wrong if it's not in a plastic wine glass.
I don't fucking want it, you know, all right?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yes, me and Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
We have to ask the studio audience.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She's our producer. She said yeah, plowed through ten different
walls by Jason Momoa and as a reward at the end,
getto can of water. She said yes. She said yes.
Even asked Matthew because he's like blushing right now.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh my god, I can't poor Matthew. Matthew, your boyfriend.
I mean, you put him through a lot when he
comes to these podcasts.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I just really love that he's sitting here, and can
we talk about him for a minute? About him?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, I feel like our next podcast because we're gonna
be on like podcasts four or five by then. Yeah,
are you going to feel comfortable enough to do the
podcast from in the hot tub? I'll do it because
it's right there. I don't know if we can pan
or not, but we have at You don't even have to.
We have a full hot tub right here, lights and everything.
I got a TV.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Come on, will you do it? No, tell me, would you?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I already know Matthew, Matthew.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The bikini has been dying to try out.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Matthew and I have already discussed it. He's gonna come
over and he and I are getting in the hot tub.
We're waiting on you.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'll do it. I have two flotation devices for you
and a third for the whole family. Okay, so I'll
save you guys if you need to and I don't.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I want you as me and getting in because she
is hot and young, I can't And would she get in?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
She would get in, but I don't want her to
upstage us.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
She'll sage you.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, she will. You guys are in, like, yes, mean
would you get in the hot tub with us? Could
we film a podcast in the hot tub? Or we
would need you outside the hot tub to film it.
She doesn't know. She doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
She doesn't want you guys talk. You guys keep recording, so.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
You would get in it? So I know you would
get in if.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I can get just get me a scuba suit like
they have a quarum.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Okay, Episode four is going to be fair in the
hot tub and then also I've got surprises for you
what not now but coming up. Okay, I've got some
real housewives that might join us.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
No, because when I tell you that, I literally will
jump into the hot tub butt naked for you. If
that's what you want to get these people on here.
We need to interview them.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I know, tell me your your favorite.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So my og og ogi favorite obviously is lu Anne. Okay,
love lou okay, And I obviously love Bethany.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okay, Bethany's not coming to a garage somewhere in Connecticut.
So Bethany is out.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Because she's too she she I love Luanne because I
feel like Luianne's always been like authentically to the core herself.
She had to defend herself against a bunch of cougars,
against a bunch of cougar she did, and I feel
like she's just cool. She's doing her fucking things, she's
having a blast doing it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I also have a pirate cocktail I've developed just for.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Luanne, because you know, she screwed the pilot.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, the pirate, the young pirates.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
She slept it was that and Chicos.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I thought it was Mexico, Mexican.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I think it was Mexico. Yeah, the Pirates. So
I've got that for her, and then Derinda might be
one of my favorites just for like a dirty Martini.
I'm a big fan of the dirty Martini.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well that was my Thirdorinda always makes it okay, all right,
Derinda with the Blue man are yes, Okay, the Blue manner.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's not far from here.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I would literally if we took the podcast to the blue.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I'm gonna call Derinda do our podcast from the Blue Manner.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
No, Courtney, Okay, I literally will do anything else.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
I'm scared. I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try to reach out.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Imagine, make it nice. Have I got a can't because
when she has a couple of cocktails, this voice comes
out here.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Direnda.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, she's fabulous, and I'm like, I want to kiss you.
She doesn't want that, O kiss.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Whatever, it doesn't matter. Okay, we'll be there, Derinda, reach
out to me.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Mireinda.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
We want to come to Bluestone Manor and have a
dirty march.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I have not. I have not.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
I don't think I've met any housewife.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Okay, no, I have. I've met Teresa Judyce.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh okay, I'd like her watching her on the House
of Villains. No, was she good, fabulous Teresa? Can I
just say she's changed? She's so kind and so loving
and so caring.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yes, but what about New York?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I love New York.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I fucking love I did that. I love that.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I'll tell you what New York will get in this
hot tub. New York will have us hot tub and
she will have a miles New York. Can you please
come to the Cougar Dan podcast?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wait? Why aren't we having her on the podcast? Because
she would literally be the genius.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
New York one. Yeah, okay, i'd love her on it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I don't even know what the house, which way she
swings by whatever.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I don't know, but I know she's engaged New York.
I swear to God. If you're watching House of Villains,
she mentioned on it she was engaged. So we're gonna
bring her on. All right. Let's move on to celebrity
cougar of the week.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Okay, yeah, I don't know if you like this one.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Let's do this right Madonna? Okay, so Madonna, Mary Guy Ritchie.
He was ten years younger. By the way, she is
a New cougar. If you didn't know. She just broke
up with her boyfriend. I don't know, two three four
weeks ago, and there was a twenty eight year age difference.
Her boyfriend was twenty eight years younger. I don't know
(11:58):
the math.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
What do you talk about? We should talk and just shout,
don't talk like you do things you do.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
If a cougar is dating a younger man, there's not
a lot of deep I'm guessing I'm hoping that if
I ever become a cougar, there's not a lot of
deep conversation. You want to date, by the way, with
a younger Okay, Okay, I'm doing You need to find it, can,
but I don't. I don't feel comfortable you choosing can
Matthew your boyfriend shoes, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Follo, Dick, don't worry. Okay, it's Goodnay, don't worry about it.
I know a lot of young sophisticated men who have
their ship looking together at the house that they want
to take you home.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Okay. I just want to have fun and laugh. I
don't want to dumb a dumb young man like you know.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Good, but we want fun and full of rum rum.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah, all right, So Madonna. She is definitely one of
those cougars. She's back on the market. If she find somebody,
I'll let you know. Do you want to do Mary Mary?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
About Madonna?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, let's talk about Madonna.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I don't want to see her anymore doing what she does,
because you want to know what. She sucked the life
out of me. The whole time I was watching TikTok's
of her. She was sucking the life.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I can't why do you say that? Because she wasn't
sucking the life out of me.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I'm not getting into the groove anymore.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Okay, but I'm an eighties girl. I'm eighties. That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And she's gonna do it. She's better do it nice, Perdorinda,
she better do it.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
What is she not doing that?
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Doing it? She's showing up and she looks like she's
a bitch the stadium. Wait, do you know this about Madonna?
Tell me she won't turn the AC on an arena.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It's fucking eighty to I need the A, I need
the A C.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I want to see you because of her vote and
everything that. I'd rather have you shake your ass in
cold weather.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I did not know that. So you went to her show.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, my stepmom did, and she told me, are we.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Serious right now? You're trashing Madonna and you're like to turn.
I wasn't on the show. Mother was on the show.
You went to the concert? You know what concert.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I didn't go to the concert, but my stepmom told
me at the Excel Center was hot as fucking balls
in there, and I would have rather had than watch her. Listen,
I can't have hot Matthew's dad. It was a closet
Madonna lover.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is Matthew's dad single? No, because Matthew is cute, he's
not single.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, Paul. His name is Paul. He's hot. Can I
say his name? I said his name? Okay, Paul's really hot.
But he's married to Julia, who's even though she's little,
she's hot. She's cool, she's hot. It's beautiful. Paul loves
loves Madonna.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Really, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I love that. What's the one that he likes to wear? Like, yeah,
what's the one where it's like at night? I locked
the door. Okay, okay, so that's into the groove. He
throws away the candy rocks out to Madonna. Don't tell him.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I said that all right, let's do Mary shag jump.
Are you ready have a swig swigg of your miles
teeny boxer dropper. We're gonna go with Brad pitts. Okay,
Tom Holland Timothy Shallow May so gross.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I know, I know like twinks, and two of them
are definitely fucking twins.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, So let's do the twinks definition one more time,
because your boyfriend's are twinks.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Skinny twink, young little thing. Okay, I guess we'll go
with that.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
So you're saying Tom Holland and Timothy Shallow may or twinks.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Tom Holland is like one big muscle, and I don't like.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
That, Okay, I can't. Okay, you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I don't want it, Okay, so dump Timothy. I guess
i'll funck.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Who's the other one, Brad Pitt. Who's the other one,
Brad Pitt?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Brad pet I would marry because there's something so mean
about him. Mean, he's mean because if he wants to
divorce me, I'll take his fucking money.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, Okay, So for me, Tom Holland, Timothy shallow May,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I want to like you want a twink?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want to dump both of them. They're gross. I
have nothing nothing, I think that's first of all, your
name is Timothy, not Timothay, Like, what is that?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's really gay, Timothy?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
It is too gay for me.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's too gay for as.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
It was too gay for you. That asked, too way,
too gay for me. Tom Holland, I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Isn't Tom Holland the little one that Zandaya? Sorry? Your
drinks are like, I don't know what's happening with the
devil's inside of me? You're fine, okay?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yet the Tom Holland, I'm not anyway, Brad Pitt I
would give him a go around?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This is what happens when you drink a Courtney drink
and we do a drink.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Of the week. It's a fabulous drink and it was
made with your reasoning, which you love the best. Hey,
can I give a shout.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Out to I want to bring him up?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah, bring up. So this is my lip gloss, by
the way, and it's funny because Miles said, oh my god,
your lips look so juicy.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So juicy.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
This is this is Hailey Bieber miss Road.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Oh that's not my last name, but yeah, Hailey.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Beet Justin Bieber's wife who knew. By the way, do
you like my cheeks?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
This is this is her boy?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh by who knew Hailey Bieber could do? Make it
for cougars?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Love it because Hailey Beer?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
What is she in her twenties?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I don't fucking know. I don't like her.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Oh my god, I Hailey, I love you. I love
your lip gloss, April fools, I love her. I love
your blush. And my mother Gail, who's I'm not going
to say her age just bought around to your makeup too.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
So can I say something?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Shout shout out to Hailey Beeber?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
No, shout out to Hailey. I take it back.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I met Justin Bieber. I met Justin Bieber in the studio.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Wait, I need to be wint one second court.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
And because you're not gonna let me get past my apology,
did you should apologize?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I have to apologize. I love Hailey because you want
to know what I was thinking about someone else, and
I was thinking I actually really like her. You want
to know why because people don't leave her the fuck alone,
and she always is resilient. Her products are fucking amazing.
Her phone cases are rock and she's dating one of
the most beautiful, sexy, motherfucking men in the whole world.
(18:11):
Tell me why you met him?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Your boyfriend, Matthew just held up his cell phone, which
is a cell phone holder for the road lift gloss
put in the it's the road live glass cell phone holder.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You have it, stop and I love kissing him when
he puts it on. So it's great.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well that's what I'm wearing right now, road Espresso. Anyway.
I love I mean, I'm not like you know, I'm
a little older than Hanley Bieberry much. But her makeup
is fabulous, so.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
It really is. Her brand's great. Her marketing is amazing.
She is beautiful. I absolutely love her back. She has
a YouTube channel she interviews people in her bathroom where
she used.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
To Okay, can I just say I'm not getting paid
by the way, but we will for road. So I
met Justin Bieber, So you love Justin.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I love Justin. I used to look up his nudes
online all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Okay, well okay, well I didn't look those up, but
Justin came into the studio. It was when he was
first starting out, and you know, he was discovered by Usher.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
I know you don't want me to go.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
So Justin, we're talking to Justin. We interviewed him in
the studio. He was awesome. He's like, do you want
to call Usher? He called Usher on his cell phone
while we were interviewing him, so we upher. Yeah, came
up Usher and Justin called him and we talked to
Usher while we were interviewing Justin Bieber. Oh my god,
and Justin Bieber was fabulous. Yeah, No, he's sweetheart, kind Well,
(19:34):
what's Superno?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I told him I looked up your nudes and he
meout him when he was twelve. I did.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I don't know when the news. I don't know when
the nudes came out.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
So it was a nude when he went skinny dipping
when some model and I just have to tell you
something he has.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Okay, but he's a dad. Now can we reel it in?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Is he believe? So? Is he? Wait? We should start this?
Is he cougar certified? He is not a cougar? Like
we love him, We love them. Every guy we love
him should be cougar? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Can we can we certify zac efron to Oh? Okay,
Zach Efron.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Justin bieber cougar certified.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yes, love, we should do a cougar certification at the
end of every show. I love that, all right. So
the the first person or cougar certifying is Justin Bieber Ian.
Can we just throw in Haley because Haley.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Haley is the one and only woman that'll be cougar certifying. Sure, lesbian,
and then we'll make a lesbian for you.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
But yeah, because Haley, you're making makeup for cougars. Just
want to let you know. I love it, all right.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, that's a whole market. You just gave her a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I did cheers. Wrap it up, make up.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
We're wrapping it up. This is quick. We had a quickie.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
We had a quickie. But if we're going to actually
do something for cougars, we should probably have botox and
ship in this cougar den.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, we should. We should honestly bring on a nurse.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Wait, we should bring on a nurse.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, like a hot one. The guy I'm actually no
one really, he's married to my best friend perfect, but
I think she'd share.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
We don't need to share. I just need somebody to
do botox and filler. Who am I kissing now then? Yeah,
I mean whatever, if you want me to, am I
going to get free? Botoks if I kiss the nurse?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yes, yes, let's do it. Let's do it all right,
cheers my friend. We're cheersing and we're wrapping it up. Gosh,
there's no more. Would you like to do more?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I want to talk about one more thing.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Okay, you bring it up, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Don I want to talk about your most awkward date.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Hm, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Okay. So I went on a date with this guy.
How did I meet him? I don't even know how
I met him. So we go to a restaurant and
it was a steak restaurant in I don't know, Vernon somewhere.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's Chucks in Rocky Hill.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
It might have been a chuck you know what. It
was probably a Chuck's. Okay, we're sitting down. He's hot
as hell. The waitress comes over. She takes our drink order,
and she asked for his ID. Not mine, the fuck,
I swear to God, not mine.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I actually would have said I left something in the.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Car, so she didn't ask for my ID, and I thought, okay,
that's weird. Okay, but whatever, because I figured he.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Was my age, You're like, okay, fucking.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
He was a landscaper, soho. He was weathered looking, so
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Okay, yeah, he was in a saloon.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
So she asked for his ID and she gives it
to him and she leaves and I said, by the way,
how old are you? He's like, oh, I just turned
twenty two, and I was like thirty something.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I feel like maybe I was a cougar. Hi dog,
are you a I was probably at a bar. I
was at like the rue bar. I was at the
Blackboard cafe. There was a lot of bars I went
to at my age, and I brought my own, Thank god.
I was like, all right, well this was a great date. Boom,
I was out of there.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'd get out of out of there.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I couldn't because it was too much. But you know,
but now that I'm a little older, well you know
what that wouldn't be that does.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That does something. But before we send off, and you
do your send off, I just have to ask, are
you open to allowing me to put you on a date?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
No, come on, not yet.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
When is it going to happen in the spring? When
I'm feeling better, and I you know, like what I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Because I got you. We'll get you a facial. We'll
do the whole nine yards. Okay, do the hair. Okay,
what are we going to do facial for?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Like for like a cougar makeover, a Mir Joseph cougar makeover.
I will go on a date if you do a
cougar makeover.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Okay, all right, but you have to kiss them at
least once.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, I'll do it right in front of you. I
don't care about the whole kissing thing, but I want
to feel good about myself. Ill, hair, makeup, brows, like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Got she'd yaz mean? Help me get clothes?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yas mean? Well, yes, sir, because she's really wild. But
what was it?
Speaker 3 (24:06):
What does she wear? She's our puce by the way,
she's our producer.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
She's hot a app What's funny is that we made
her our producer without making her She's like you guys,
can I tell you?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
But we thought when I thought about the podcast, and
Miles agreed, Thank you for agreeing.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I love this show.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's cold as hell in this garage, he said, it
is thirty below. He said, well, yes me, and I'm
gonna have her come, but I don't think she's very
happy about coming, or I gotta make her come and
do what I go. But she can be our producer.
Then she walked in and she's like a supermodel.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
She is a supermodel. But yesterday she was wearing a while.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
But what's wild? Maybe I would like it? You're gay,
I'm not. What if she was wearing? What was she wearing?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She was wearing boots with the fer.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I love that. What were you wearing?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
No? No, no, she was wearing jeans. She looks cute,
she's hot. She wears whatever she literally wore like a little.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Can you yes me and tell me what you were
wearing and I will repeat it. I love smiley face.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She was wearing silver sneakers the far This is hot. Wait,
by the way, your range of motion with that leg?
Are you kidding me? Hello? What were you a.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Gymnastics I work out a lot and and I've got
great feet too, which.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
We need to do. Let's get your feet online?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yes, that's their next. Our next episode of the Cougarden
podcast is My Feet and Your Feet Holy com Mingling
on com Mingling Online we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, but seriously, where we're going with that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I wanted to find out what she was wearing. But
it's fine.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
She was wearing something cute. She's hot.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
She's hot, she's cute.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
She can somewhere that she can dress me. Oh, dress
you for the date, for the date for the cougar.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You're going to do hair because you're my hair address.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes, facial the facials, Lindsay and Taylor over at the
face Lab, but my Justice Studios are gonna hook you up.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Oh my god, the face Lab.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
You kidding.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, check Cortney.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I love it the face Lab.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And we're gonna it's gonna be hot.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, okay, and you're gonna pick the date?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yes, okay, Wait guys, I'm excited. Are you gonna help me?
Yahsman will help me? Wait? Are you any dating apps
right now?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
No? I don't do apps. I don't want to do
an app.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
No no no, no, no, no no no. We gotta
get you on an app? What kind of app?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
No, you're gonna do fucking silver singles?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Bullshit hinge? Oh yes, yes, but there was another right
here there's Hinge, tender, and grinder.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
There was another one. There was another one called with
an R that somebody took somebody.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Why you wouldn't get because you're a celebrity.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
I've been told a couple of times I need to
be on Rya.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yes, okay, why is like the most expensive? There's celebrities
on there, there's wealthy men. Okay, but you get approved. Okay,
so I'm sure someone I heard can hook you up?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Why can't I hook myself? When I get you got to.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Get like a like a code, go on the air
and be like, hey, like anyone with Riyah, Like could
you hook me up?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
We'll do Riya because I feel like that's where I
need to be.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
RYA's great. We're getting told that we need to all right,
we're gonna grab it up. Wait. I wanted to question
one second. Do you know who Kathy Griffin is? Of course,
have you ever met her?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Okay, anyways, do you like her? Okay, well, we can
get her on.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She is a cougar now her husband passed. I don't
think she's been dating anybody.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Since her husband didn't A wait, and then.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's Kathy Gifford or Kathy yes, we'll get her on
all and I think she's in New York. Whatever, whatever
she is, we'll get her on all right. A new
episode of the Cougar Dome podcast drops every single Wednesday.
Cheers to the Cougars, thanks for joining us.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Love it.
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