April 16, 2025 • 27 mins
We kick off our Easter special with a Cougar Cocktail to wow all your guests!! Inside scoop on CT's biggest singles event, our new feature called "Cougar News" celebrating all of you, What's up with Gen Z dating and a Jon Bon Jovi story all you beautiful Cougars will love!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Kuger Then Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices. I am
so excited for this podcast today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's good to be back. It felt wrong. I did
with you at least once a week, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And listen, I'm wearing these glasses today because everybody keeps commenting,
why does she keep putting on her sunglasses and taking.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Them off because prescription.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you, they're not They're actually reading glasses that look
really cool.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So I am excited that we're finally together. I will
say it was a hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, what's going on? Do you want to like touch
us up to speed?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Real quick. So we missed last week's episode. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
If you're like me, you're like telling the universe.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh my god, it's so great.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Every work is good. I'm healthy, the dog's healthy. And
then the universe goes shut up Biac boom. The dog
is ibs and had to have an ultrasound. Can't make
that up. And then I had a sinus infection, so
we had to skip last week's episode.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
But we're back. I'm back, The dog's back. It's all good.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You're such a good dog mom, though, because what were
you doing to prepare Jackson for his appointment?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh my god, you're gonna you will love this. So
I taught my dog the word scan and he would
lie down on his back with his hands, lick his
hands with his paws over his head, and then I
would grab a shampoo bottle and rub it on his stomach.
And I did that for two weeks, knowing he was
going to go in for a scan. So I get
there for the scan and the woman's like, all right,
let's do the scan. And by the way, if you
(01:33):
have to take your dog anywhere, mass Vet services in
Agowam hands down specialty. If you need anything done, you
need to go there. So she says, yeah, you can
stay in the room. Let's hit the lights. And I'm like, oh,
and they got your dog has to go on his
back in a trough like a trough for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I said, do we need to drug them? She
said we usually we try not to do it with drugs.
But you can stay in the room and stand by
his head. Do you mind if I hold a shampoo bottle?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He said, what?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I pulled the shampoo bottle out of my purse.
I said, I'll show you, and I showed him the bottle.
He lied on his back. They put him in the
trough and he was like this, who's ready to go?
For ten minutes as long as I held the shampoo
bottle like by him, you know, by his eyes. So anyway,
he had that, and apparently he's got some sort of
I don't know ibs ibd. All right, so I must say,
let's kick it off with a cocktail. It's one of
(02:27):
those days if you didn't know, it's snowing out. So
I'm so excited that I put my deck furniture out
when it was sixty degrees last week?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wait, were you so pissed when you woke up? I
was peste so pissed.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
My deck furniture is like covered in snow, Like, how
does that happen?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Put it out?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, put on my furniture out, look at you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So we kicked this off, by the way with a
pickleback shot, and now we're onto our cougar cocktail of
the week, which.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Is the Peep's teeny.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know if you can see it, but there's
a peep floating around in the It.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Tastes like a marshmallo apps. Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So good, strawberry cream, seltzer, strawberry, sparkling ice, and vodka.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So yum. It's a little peep.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We've got so much to talk about. I don't even
know where to begin. Last night I was out late.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well, one of my notes was talking about the
meat market today.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, if you didn't know, we have a big singles
event every year. It's called the meat Market. We pack,
we find a place and this was at a brewery
in Manchester, Connecticut. Packed the place with single guys and
they have to send photos in and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, who's approving? Are you me? Holy?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So I picked the bachelor's Me and Savannah, who also
works at the radio station.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
We picked the bachelor's.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
We packed the place with bachelor's ladies get in free
and then it's a big singles mixer.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So now did a lot of men show up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Was that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It was crazy? It was fun. I didn't make any connections.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, we're gonna we're gonna ask some questions because I'm
sure you mingled a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mingle, but I didn't make any connections, and I
felt weird.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I was wearing leather pants.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You looked so hot.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I sent Miles a picture. I go, oh my god,
I'm freaking out. I've got a button down shirt and
leather pants.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Hello, this is how I usually dress.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, you looked hot. You knew what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I got my hair done.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah before I went So, did you see anyone that
like you were like when you were approving the guys,
was there anyone that you're like I want to meet? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
There was a guy and he uh sent in a
photo on a paddle board.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And he was shirtless.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Was he hot in person or not?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's a little thinner, not as hot. And I had
no no old person. I went up to my go,
you're paddle boy guys Like what are you? What are
you talking about? I go, paddle boy guy? You sent
the photo in with a paddle boys like, uh oh yeah?
I did, like just no personality.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Sorry, you know what you need? You need someone who
can match your energy because you're someone who like you
come in the room and you know you're there. You
need that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I felt awkward. I think I need to do an
I for the cougar's out there. We need an aged
meat meat market and aged me I like forty five
and above or forty and above, like aged meat. Just
just an older man who knows how to, like, I
don't know, talk to a woman.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I get, well, okay, good luck. You're not going to
find that. You're not gonna find that. I mean you're
gonna find it, but it's not gonna be like that.
But maybe you guys need to like the age market,
like the Early Bird Special. Maybe it's like from like
Flourida six and then the meat market.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You're taking us really old the Early Birds Special, like
we're in Florida and we have to get to the
fucking buffet.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, then it was was anyone making out.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, there was nobody making out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But in the past there have been like people making
out going home and hooking up. We would get phone
calls in the morning like oh I went home with
this guy, or the guy would be the guy went
home with this girl.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So what the hell happened that?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Shar You feel like gen Z.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And we should We need to have math, Matthew, your
boyfriend has to come on at some point because he's
gen Z.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, absolutely we can totally have him come on.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We had a couple of gen Z bachelors and they
were like, you know, they were in the corner and
I'm like, what are you doing in the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We don't go to bars. We don't.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Gen Z does not go to bars anymore to hook up.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They go to gym's, they go hiking, they go to
coffee shops or they're much better people than we were
when I was at age.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No, wait, actually you haven't really good point there, because
I feel like like the generation before them, like it was, yeah,
it was we were barflies, like even it was my generation,
like we were going out totally. They're not doing that.
And a lot of actually people are going sober.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
These days, they're sober dating. So gen Z is not
only sober dating, they're not going to bars.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So it was weird and we're gonna have to get
Matthew on and just talk. Can we talk?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I do want to do an episode with Matthew on
gen Z dating, absolutely because it was bizarre. I had
to go over to these ports, the two guys in
their like mid twenties and be like, wait, kid to
talk to the ladies.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We usually meet people at the gym or like, you know,
when we're out on a hike.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm like, oh my god, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, no, Matthew can teach you some things on how
to turn your betterment too a revolving tour. I am
known as Captain Sava. Hell, let's just set it that way.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think he needs to help me out first.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
But so so the meat market, So you had how
many guys did you say with They're like fifty fifty and.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
They both and they bought brought a wingman with him.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
One hundred guys. How many girls were there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Two hundred? There's always more men then men.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Did you walk any by any of the guys be like,
oh honey, you're gay, or you didn't do that?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
One one guy?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There's always one that one guy.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And I just felt bad if I didn't know if
he was understanding what the event was about.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But then two women, two women came up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
To me, Well, the name of the the name of
the event is the meat market. He was so excited,
you know, and then he got there about this this
this is the wrong place for me.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm too sure.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Two women came up to me and they said, you
know what Courtney, we you know, we love See this
is going to feed into your theory.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, yesterday I were at this lawn the other day,
you were not helping your theory.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But anyways, well you could tell me why.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But they came up to me, we love you and
do you think you could throw a lesbian meat market?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Holy hell, I'll help you with that. We need a
lot of security.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I had an idea years ago, uh for the radio station,
but they mixed it called the byeball where you get dressed.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Up the bye ball. Yes, by ball, oh you know,
like a ball like yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I thought that name was great. A biball just
come out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But no, well you should pitch it again because everyone
like I feel like iHeart would Actually they probably get
praised for it nowadays.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Maybe I will pitch it again. You should the Bible
I do that you think? Was?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't? Well no, you were just telling me, like
you know, you're what you want to do with your girlfriends?
I think, and something involved like you cooking her dinner
and then you know, giving her massage. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Ready, my girlfriend and I yea my best friend and
I want to go get a massage and we're thinking
of a couple's massages.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And I was like, oh, you're gay, all right, lesbian,
it's not gay, it's lesbian, lesbo, lesie, listen, call me.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Whatever you want. A big D I do like the
big D you do.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I just think, you know, maybe one day you'll wake
up and you did look at me and say, wouldn't
it be so funny? One day I realized that I
actually like women, but you don't like women, and I
want to be I want to preface. I understand you
don't like women. However you don't help the cause.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I think that's just I don't that's just me, that's
just my but I would probably I mean, I don't know,
I know you O man, okay, So I have got
do you want to do? I have got a new feature.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh god, oh yes, cougar.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We're calling it Cougar News.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, I'm so excited. Can we add can someone put that?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We edit our own podcast, so if I can figure
out how to add horr, I will Cougar News only
because we have so many cougars reaching out to us
on Instagram now and sending me dms and just We're
just chatting back and forth, and I want to give
them all shout outs.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Some funny stuff has happened. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Cougar Shawna wants to add a weird coincidence to every episode.
Last episode you did uh Selena Gomez and Hayley Bieber
weird or coincidence? She thinks we need we need to
do it every episode.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I do like that that involve some investigating.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Sorry, so you're yes on, Shawna, Yeah, okay, so we
might do that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Sean a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Cougar Daniella wants to get tattoos together.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, listen, maybe we could get your face tattooed on us.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, well, you've got a tattoo on your hand.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I have one. You want to see another dumb one?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So you've got two total?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well good dumb that is, he has.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Morris code on his wrist.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I literally have bread.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's like four dots.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
She wants to get tattoos together. She also says her
husband is ten years younger than she is and plays
in a bon Jovi tribute band and she's a total cougar.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Listen, well, I gotta tell you something. I want to
come to the band we do. We want to go
to I want to do they tour the nation. I
have no idea the nation in America. I have no
idea is the nation America?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
We know, yes it is, it is, But we don't
claim to be a smart podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, you're not going to learn much at all.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Really, but I want to show you. So Daniella tells
me that her husband plays in a Bonjovi tribute band,
which we want to go, So reach out to us
on Instagram, Daniella, So I send her this photo.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It will show the camera if you want.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Look at you. Look at him.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He's tall, Me and John bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
John bon Jovi's tall. You need to post this like
the cutest man and look how hot you are.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh yeah that was years ago, but like the nicest
guy on the planet here all hold it up.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, does her husband play John in the tribute? You
know what?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I didn't even ask. See, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I gotta really get into some detail.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, we want to get to know these people. But
I did feel bad not recording last week. And Matthew
made a really good point on the way here. He
was like, don't you feel bad for the people that
probably listen every week, and I was like, oh my god,
ye I kind of forget that people are listening.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, and I tell you what, a few Cougar's reached out,
and it might have been Jordan reached out. She said,
I couldn't even have my coffee this morning. I was
waiting for my Wednesday coffee with a Cougar Dan and
it wasn't there. So I'm sorry, but I am feeling
better and my dog is feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We apologize, but blame Courtney.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Blame yeah, because you were fine.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You were fine.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Cougar News Cougar Jordan's suggests we call our fans the
Cougar Cubs.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I love Cougar cubs. I will say. In the gay community,
there is a name for the cubs, and it's a
short fat man that's gay.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But it's not Cougar cubs. It's just cubs in the
gay community. Okay, So we could do cougar cubs, or
we could I mean, I don't know, does it mean
short fat women if we do cougar cubs because we.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Don't want that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't want that party.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I love you so much, like I genuinely love you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, good, that's the that's the cocktail Talkugar Cubbies, and
Truth or Drink is her favorite. Don't stop truth or Drink, We.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Won't thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Jordan Cougar Cub Melissa wants to join in our first
trap photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, so come on over.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So last time, our last podcaster of the one before
I can't remember, we discussed, like I really want to
do a thirst trap photo shoot, like where we professionally
get our hair done.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes aka Miles Joseph.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, we get.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Makeup done and we dress like tramps and look really hot.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And get photos and have a fan.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yes, somebody clapping and a fan blowing.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yes, two fans. It's going to be two fans there
we go. Yeah, yeah, so we are.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I feel like we need to work on that alyssa
because I want to make that happen this summer when
we feel tan and we feel better about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, I think it can happen because me and you
are working on something to happen in June.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay ooh yes, Cougar Cubs, make sure you join us
and follow up on Instagram because we are trying to
do some sort of live event.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, and you're gonna want to join us. There's gonna
be strippers, hi hope.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So that's going to be our new feature Cougar News.
So if you want to be featured in Cougar News
or you have a question for us or anything, you
got to reach out to.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Us on Instagram slide into our dms.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Hell please do we're going into Easter? Can you believe it?
Like what is happening?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, there's so much going on and we're going into Easter.
So that my whole family we're doing Easter together for
the first time ever. Did I tell you about this? No?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You did not, And I oh that your parents are divorced.
Is that a big thing?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So it used to be a big thing. Well maybe
it wasn't anything. I don't know. But we're my dad's
hosting everyone, my mom, my grandparents on my mom's side
over because my brother had a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So everybody's going.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now when you guys get together for Easter, do you
have to bring anything like a dish or a side dish?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
My stepmom is amazing actually, like making like a spread
and doing the whole thing. I'll bring something like a
bottle of booze. Yeah, I'll bring something to drink.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I feel like you should.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Now, does Matthew like going to your family's for Easter?
Do you like he does?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He does have a good time, because I know that,
Like when I was in a relationship, it was hard
to like juggle, like which house do you go to?
And I never like going to his families. Yeah, yeah,
I always like going to my family's house.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Right. Of course you're more comfortable, so for me it's easy.
But you know, the good thing about this is that
he has a great family, and then I have a
great family. But his parents are in Florida, so we
couldn't just fly down, you know, the weekend. So but
we spend good time with them. His aunts are you know,
up and mass so we'll go stay high to them eventually.
But it's kookie.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Here's another thing. Do you still get Easter baskets? No?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And that's stop.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I feel like you should get an Easter basket from
the Easter Bunny for the rest of your life, or
as long as the Easter Bunny remembers to give you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Are you hearing that, Mathew? Wait?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Do you give Matthew an Easter basket.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's Easter every day for him. I think the Easter
every day from a big dude that looks like a
bunny hops into the house and gives them whatever the
hell he wants. All Right, it's serious, so it's time
for me. Big baby wants an Easter basket. Big big
baby bear, Big baby bear wants an Easter basket.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You would be considered a bear.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, have we gone over the terminology for.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We haven't, and I feel like we should.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But I've always been under the impression that a bear
has got facial hair.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, so you I think your type is like bear
is a bear, but you also like surfers, which is
like not a bear. I know, do you prefer a
guy with a dad bough or abs dad bod? But
when I say dad bod, do you mean like chubby
chunky or like just like you had a let you
want him to roll on a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was finishing your sentence, not obese. But I'm like
a guy who takes care of himself, but he's not
at the gym. I don't need a guy that's jacked
up and ripped.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, they're fun to look at. I want they're fun
to count in the dark.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Like a fun guy. It would be nice, but you
would be a bear because you have I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
A bear, I'm a bear. You'd be a twink.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I would be a twin.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah. Do you want me to go over them? Yeah?
So we got a twink and that's a skinny gay guy.
Then you got a bear who's me like a chubbier
guy with facial hair like dad bod situation or bigger.
You have an otter who's like kind of in between
a skinny hairy guy. And then you have a cub,
which is a short, little younger thing bear. And then
(16:52):
my favorite is a twunk because I was a twunk
at one point, which is a chubby twink. I went
through phases in my life. Okay, Like we won't get
into tops and bottoms. That's a different day for probably
a different podcast. Yes, but you know the twink is
a chubbier you know.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Twink, Okay, because I know we've talked about twinks, but
I've never heard the term twink.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, okay, something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Should we even talk? Should we even be talking about Easter?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And then twinks and.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
All that stuff sounds religious to me?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It does. My Easter plans not much here.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I think I'm gonna have a couple of girlfriends over
and I'm gonna host a nip hunt, not nipples.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I was gonna say, you're hiding your nipples, you.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Know, like nips?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, nips. I hide them around the yard. I did
it like two years ago. Hit them all around the yard,
and then my friends go out with Easter baskets and
try and find them.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I know my neighbors might not.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You should do like like a game with them, like
to prank them, like poor shots, but like you tell
them it could be water, it could be vodka, and
like everyone has to do at the same time. I've
ever done that one.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We should do that for our next podcast, me and you.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That would be a do it with just two people.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What will we get?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Well, why do we have Mathew?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, the three of us. But that's all I had
to talk about today.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Wait, so why are you not doing Why are you
not doing Easter with you?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't have any family in the state, and so
they live about three hours.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Away and I have three hours.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, and I got to work on Monday, so for
me to go home on Sunday for Easter. It doesn't
happen for me usually, so Easter is the one holiday
I spend usually by myself.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What does your sister do? Because she's a friend's.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
In Florida and she spends it alone too, so she'll
have her friends over or do something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
But Christmas, you guys all coming.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, we all get together Christmas somewhere. We've been to
Florida before we go back to New Hampshire to visit
my family, which.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You guys live in a great house on the freaking water. Hello.
I love it. I need to make it my up there.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah you do?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh my god, we'll go up there this summer.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I would really love to do that. Hang with my
mother Gail, and we're doing Peatown this summer too.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh yeah, I'll do pee Town with you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, oh you have to do.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
We want to do truth or drink? Are we ready
for you?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Do?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Okay? Do you want me to start?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Have you ever eaten food off somebody's body?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You know? I love crushing up cheetohs and spreading them
all over Matthew and licking them up. Now, I have
never done that. Maybe a deviled egg off of someone's
nipple one time, but that was probably.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't think I have either. No, but I would
like if you put cheese it's on somebody's body and
I was really hungry. That's my guilty pleasure is to
cheese it. I would eat that hell out of it.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Why not? Why not? Yeah? No, And I don't think
that I would like the whip cream and sticky no
whip cream. Okay, let me see here, because I have
a whole list. What's something petty that you've done that
you've stood by? Oh my really, I know it's hard.
You want to ask you another one? I have so many?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No, but I mean I'll drink just because I don't
have an answer.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh no, I have a better one.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What's the weirdest thing that you've googled recently?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh my god, it's probably something to do with my
dog and his diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It was probably like, Oh, I googled it this morning.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I said, can excitement when friends come to the house
aka Miles for the podcast cause an IBD Flara.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, yeah, that was something I wouldn't normally google.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, have you ever had sex at your parents' house
as an adult?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Hell, no, have you because you have? Probably yeah you
probably have?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh, here's a good one. What's your most toxic trait?
My most toxic trait in a relationship?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Never speaking my mind, always agreeing, never speaking up.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I know, isn't that odd?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You never speaking up in this relationship? You better speak up? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
The last relationship I was in, which was a really
long one, we would do what he wanted to do
when he wanted to do it. Like, if I didn't
want to do it, I wouldn't speak up, I'd just
go and do it. I just go along with it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All right, So you need to hang out with Matthew
because Matthew will let not do anything, not even like
once in a while that he doesn't want to do.
I'm like, really, come on.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I think that's my most toxic trait in a race
relationship is that I'm always agreeable.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
We're gonna change that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Okay, good. Do you have a pet name for your
private parts?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And who gave.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
You the pet name?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I don't. Oh, well, he calls it mister Stephens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
No, do you have one for your bata lady bits?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Come on, that is a little lesbian, but we won't
go there. I got my lady bits. What's your biggest turnoff?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Turn off? My biggest turn off is probably.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Even in like a friendship, like a relationship, a friendshipship.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Somebody who crawls up your ass, you know what I mean,
Like there's no room If I don't answer your call,
I'm busy. Don't call me ten times later and go
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Are you mad at me? Do we need to talk?
Don't you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They just I will say that you do text kind
of funny, and it makes me think sometimes you're not
at me and I don't have a follow up, like
when I get like a thumbs up or like an okay,
I'm like, you hate me?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
No, can we discuss this?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Everybody teases me about it, and the people at work
are like, you've got to stop sending a thumbs up
because that's passive aggressive, being a dick.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
That's what they said.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm like, that's not it at all. It's just that
I don't like I just I don't have time. Like
a thumbs up is a good sign. Thumbs up okay,
it's like yeah, I love it, great good But apparently
I have to stop.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It's affecting you too. Yeah, it's affecting you too.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, Like why do you do this?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I do it to everybody and apparently because I haven't
sent myself one. When I send a thumbs up, it's
giant and takes up the whole screen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Is it really big thumbs up?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But it's huge?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I know. I don't know why that's happening on my phone.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Because like I was like, oh, I'm gonna be a
couple of minutes later. You just do a thumbs up,
and I was like, oh my god, Like should I
just like get into a car cent And they're like,
I'm a speed there. No, but sometimes you do that.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You need like you do it all the time. You're
not the only one that everybody says the same thing?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Are you mad?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm like, because I sent you a thumbs up that
was like yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Because I feel like you like you're always in a
good mood. But I feel like if you piss, if
someone pisses you off, oh it run.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It takes a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, it takes a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It doesn't happen often, but when it does, people are scared.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Okay, Yeah, I'd be terrified.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
All right, but don't give don't be offended with the
thumbs up and that okay, it's I will because I
was getting a charcooterie board together for you and I
didn't have time to was like the keysh's gonna burn?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And you know, and the other thing too is speak
your mind and this friendship. You speak your mind. If
you don't like something I'm wearing, saying, doing, just tell
me it hasn't happened yet. Well, I used to cuss
a lot on here because you told me to. Well,
she told me, oh, cuss all the time.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
But then it was excessive and I had to edit it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
But that's how I said to me, That's how I talked.
You should bear me at home.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm like, I'm a truck driver and no offensive truck drivers, but.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I think you just upset a community of truck drivers.
I listen to our podcast, and let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know, I like a good truck driver.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
You do I do? What do they call them parking?
A lot lizard?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'm a lot lizard.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Does that mean I have to go to a truck
stop and you just walk around? That's a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
What is a lot? How do we know?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's a prostitute? Okay? And a truck yard a lot
of lizard.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Honestly, if I had nothing to lose, I'd be in
there and a little you know, maybe with this body,
you would be a lot lizard. Oh, in like a
little like dress that kind of rides up as I walk,
and the whole thing lady pits are hanging out. If
I had nothing to lose in this life and I
wanted to have some fun, i'd go because the lot
lizards they want lady boys.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, but a lot lizard is not the truck drive
get going, No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, the lot lizard is the person going to do it.
So yeah, I'm saying, if I had nothing to lose,
you'd find me in a little mini skirt and some
BB heels shaking this lot lizard body around having fun.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I feel like you look really good in a of
short overalls with no shirt under it, like you know,
like you know what I mean, like overall and their
shorts and you've got no shirt under it and they're tight.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's done, that's done.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That a fringe jumpsuit stuck miles.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I can't mind you. If we went through Matthew's closet,
it looks like he was on Dance Moms in two
thousand and four. Everything's like stretchy materials see through. I'm like.
There was one thing that he sent me and I
was like, oh, you look so cute. We first started dating.
I was like, I can't wait to burn that. It
was like a pink sashet away thing out the titthrow
and I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Love it because every time Matthew comes over and this
is the first time I've seen him not in yoga pants. Yes,
it's usually like workout gear.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It always is workout here a husband.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Maybe maybe I'm too now because it's all I wear
is workout gear.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, this isn't looking good for me anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, we got to move on. Lot Leizard.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I hope you have a great Easter. Yes, Mary, Christmas,
Merry Christmas, Happy Easter.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
He has risen all of that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Enjoy our cougar cocktail, which is the Peep's teeny with
a floating peep in it.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You have time to get.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It take me to church. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Before and in fact, this is what I was thinking
when I was creating this. It doesn't matter what cocktails
you're serving on Easter. If you throw a floating peep
in it, everyone's gonna love it. It's an Easter cocktail.
Everybody's gonna love it. Sorry about last week, but we
are backfull forced reach out to us on Instagram for
our Cougar cubs because we have Cougar News every single
episode now.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, and actually after every episode that we record, we
go to the DMS and we talk to you guys.
We we send pictures. It's fun. We have fun. Send
us talk to truth or.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Drink questions or if you want us to talk about
something specific. And this is one thing I forgot. Somebody
requested more beauty tips from you. Hair and beauty tips.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Well let's give them one before we leave, because you
were just saying you want texture. Yeah, so she curled
her hair. She wanted more texture, beach waves. Don't be
afraid to do the great shake, So go and show
them the shake I taught you.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh yeah, so this is how you have to do it.
I'm so exciting.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He told me. I was going like this. Lady's like, oh,
I got it, And he said no, I have to
go from.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
There, come under and go yeah, shake it. And then
pull it out and then pull Wow. Well she puts
cement in her hair, So no, it's cute. That's what
you want. You want to shake it like, you know,
like take the ends literally, whack it up, lock it up.
I'm not kidding, like whack up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I think maybe we'll end every episode with a beauty
tip for Miles because that's what the girls want.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, let's do it all right.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, listen, ladies, have a great Easter, and we will
be chatting with you in our next podcast. New podcast
drop every single Wednesday. We're now on YouTube, yes, so
if you're listening and not watching, make sure you check
us out on YouTube, iHeartRadio, app, Kiss ninety five to seven,
dot Com, Instagram, link in the bio.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Te Tar Everything, Alexa.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Roku TV. You're gonna find us. It's the Cougar Done Podcast.
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
Kuger Then Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices. I am
so excited for this podcast today.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's good to be back. It felt wrong. I did
with you at least once a week, I know.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
And listen, I'm wearing these glasses today because everybody keeps commenting,
why does she keep putting on her sunglasses and taking.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Them off because prescription.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thank you, they're not They're actually reading glasses that look
really cool.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, they're awesome.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So I am excited that we're finally together. I will
say it was a hell of a week.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, what's going on? Do you want to like touch
us up to speed?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Real quick. So we missed last week's episode. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
If you're like me, you're like telling the universe.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh my god, it's so great.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Every work is good. I'm healthy, the dog's healthy. And
then the universe goes shut up Biac boom. The dog
is ibs and had to have an ultrasound. Can't make
that up. And then I had a sinus infection, so
we had to skip last week's episode.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
But we're back. I'm back, The dog's back. It's all good.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You're such a good dog mom, though, because what were
you doing to prepare Jackson for his appointment?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh my god, you're gonna you will love this. So
I taught my dog the word scan and he would
lie down on his back with his hands, lick his
hands with his paws over his head, and then I
would grab a shampoo bottle and rub it on his stomach.
And I did that for two weeks, knowing he was
going to go in for a scan. So I get
there for the scan and the woman's like, all right,
let's do the scan. And by the way, if you
(01:33):
have to take your dog anywhere, mass Vet services in
Agowam hands down specialty. If you need anything done, you
need to go there. So she says, yeah, you can
stay in the room. Let's hit the lights. And I'm like, oh,
and they got your dog has to go on his
back in a trough like a trough for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So I said, do we need to drug them? She
said we usually we try not to do it with drugs.
But you can stay in the room and stand by
his head. Do you mind if I hold a shampoo bottle?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He said, what?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I pulled the shampoo bottle out of my purse.
I said, I'll show you, and I showed him the bottle.
He lied on his back. They put him in the
trough and he was like this, who's ready to go?
For ten minutes as long as I held the shampoo
bottle like by him, you know, by his eyes. So anyway,
he had that, and apparently he's got some sort of
I don't know ibs ibd. All right, so I must say,
let's kick it off with a cocktail. It's one of
(02:27):
those days if you didn't know, it's snowing out. So
I'm so excited that I put my deck furniture out
when it was sixty degrees last week?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wait, were you so pissed when you woke up? I
was peste so pissed.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
My deck furniture is like covered in snow, Like, how
does that happen?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Put it out?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, put on my furniture out, look at you.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So we kicked this off, by the way with a
pickleback shot, and now we're onto our cougar cocktail of
the week, which.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Is the Peep's teeny.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know if you can see it, but there's
a peep floating around in the It.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Tastes like a marshmallo apps. Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
So good, strawberry cream, seltzer, strawberry, sparkling ice, and vodka.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So yum. It's a little peep.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We've got so much to talk about. I don't even
know where to begin. Last night I was out late.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, well, one of my notes was talking about the
meat market today.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, if you didn't know, we have a big singles
event every year. It's called the meat Market. We pack,
we find a place and this was at a brewery
in Manchester, Connecticut. Packed the place with single guys and
they have to send photos in and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, who's approving? Are you me? Holy?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So I picked the bachelor's Me and Savannah, who also
works at the radio station.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
We picked the bachelor's.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
We packed the place with bachelor's ladies get in free
and then it's a big singles mixer.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So now did a lot of men show up?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Was that crazy?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It was crazy? It was fun. I didn't make any connections.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Well, we're gonna we're gonna ask some questions because I'm
sure you mingled a little bit.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I mingle, but I didn't make any connections, and I
felt weird.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I was wearing leather pants.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You looked so hot.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I sent Miles a picture. I go, oh my god,
I'm freaking out. I've got a button down shirt and
leather pants.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Hello, this is how I usually dress.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, you looked hot. You knew what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
And I got my hair done.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah before I went So, did you see anyone that
like you were like when you were approving the guys,
was there anyone that you're like I want to meet? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
There was a guy and he uh sent in a
photo on a paddle board.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
And he was shirtless.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Was he hot in person or not?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He's a little thinner, not as hot. And I had
no no old person. I went up to my go,
you're paddle boy guys Like what are you? What are
you talking about? I go, paddle boy guy? You sent
the photo in with a paddle boys like, uh oh yeah?
I did, like just no personality.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Sorry, you know what you need? You need someone who
can match your energy because you're someone who like you
come in the room and you know you're there. You
need that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I felt awkward. I think I need to do an
I for the cougar's out there. We need an aged
meat meat market and aged me I like forty five
and above or forty and above, like aged meat. Just
just an older man who knows how to, like, I
don't know, talk to a woman.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I get, well, okay, good luck. You're not going to
find that. You're not gonna find that. I mean you're
gonna find it, but it's not gonna be like that.
But maybe you guys need to like the age market,
like the Early Bird Special. Maybe it's like from like
Flourida six and then the meat market.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You're taking us really old the Early Birds Special, like
we're in Florida and we have to get to the
fucking buffet.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, then it was was anyone making out.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, there was nobody making out.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
But in the past there have been like people making
out going home and hooking up. We would get phone
calls in the morning like oh I went home with
this guy, or the guy would be the guy went
home with this girl.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So what the hell happened that?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Shar You feel like gen Z.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And we should We need to have math, Matthew, your
boyfriend has to come on at some point because he's
gen Z.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, absolutely we can totally have him come on.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
We had a couple of gen Z bachelors and they
were like, you know, they were in the corner and
I'm like, what are you doing in the corner.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We don't go to bars. We don't.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Gen Z does not go to bars anymore to hook up.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They go to gym's, they go hiking, they go to
coffee shops or they're much better people than we were
when I was at age.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No, wait, actually you haven't really good point there, because
I feel like like the generation before them, like it was, yeah,
it was we were barflies, like even it was my generation,
like we were going out totally. They're not doing that.
And a lot of actually people are going sober.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
These days, they're sober dating. So gen Z is not
only sober dating, they're not going to bars.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So it was weird and we're gonna have to get
Matthew on and just talk. Can we talk?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I do want to do an episode with Matthew on
gen Z dating, absolutely because it was bizarre. I had
to go over to these ports, the two guys in
their like mid twenties and be like, wait, kid to
talk to the ladies.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
We usually meet people at the gym or like, you know,
when we're out on a hike.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I'm like, oh my god, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, no, Matthew can teach you some things on how
to turn your betterment too a revolving tour. I am
known as Captain Sava. Hell, let's just set it that way.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think he needs to help me out first.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
But so so the meat market, So you had how
many guys did you say with They're like fifty fifty and.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
They both and they bought brought a wingman with him.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
One hundred guys. How many girls were there?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Two hundred? There's always more men then men.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Did you walk any by any of the guys be like,
oh honey, you're gay, or you didn't do that?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
One one guy?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I know it.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
There's always one that one guy.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And I just felt bad if I didn't know if
he was understanding what the event was about.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
But then two women, two women came up.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
To me, Well, the name of the the name of
the event is the meat market. He was so excited,
you know, and then he got there about this this
this is the wrong place for me.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I'm too sure.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Two women came up to me and they said, you
know what Courtney, we you know, we love See this
is going to feed into your theory.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, yesterday I were at this lawn the other day,
you were not helping your theory.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But anyways, well you could tell me why.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But they came up to me, we love you and
do you think you could throw a lesbian meat market?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Holy hell, I'll help you with that. We need a
lot of security.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I had an idea years ago, uh for the radio station,
but they mixed it called the byeball where you get dressed.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Up the bye ball. Yes, by ball, oh you know,
like a ball like yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And I thought that name was great. A biball just
come out.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
But no, well you should pitch it again because everyone
like I feel like iHeart would Actually they probably get
praised for it nowadays.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Maybe I will pitch it again. You should the Bible
I do that you think? Was?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't? Well no, you were just telling me, like
you know, you're what you want to do with your girlfriends?
I think, and something involved like you cooking her dinner
and then you know, giving her massage. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Ready, my girlfriend and I yea my best friend and
I want to go get a massage and we're thinking
of a couple's massages.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And I was like, oh, you're gay, all right, lesbian,
it's not gay, it's lesbian, lesbo, lesie, listen, call me.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Whatever you want. A big D I do like the
big D you do.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I just think, you know, maybe one day you'll wake
up and you did look at me and say, wouldn't
it be so funny? One day I realized that I
actually like women, but you don't like women, and I
want to be I want to preface. I understand you
don't like women. However you don't help the cause.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I think that's just I don't that's just me, that's
just my but I would probably I mean, I don't know,
I know you O man, okay, So I have got
do you want to do? I have got a new feature.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh god, oh yes, cougar.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We're calling it Cougar News.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, I'm so excited. Can we add can someone put that?
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
We edit our own podcast, so if I can figure
out how to add horr, I will Cougar News only
because we have so many cougars reaching out to us
on Instagram now and sending me dms and just We're
just chatting back and forth, and I want to give
them all shout outs.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Some funny stuff has happened. Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Cougar Shawna wants to add a weird coincidence to every episode.
Last episode you did uh Selena Gomez and Hayley Bieber
weird or coincidence? She thinks we need we need to
do it every episode.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I do like that that involve some investigating.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Sorry, so you're yes on, Shawna, Yeah, okay, so we
might do that.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Sean a good one.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Cougar Daniella wants to get tattoos together.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Okay, listen, maybe we could get your face tattooed on us.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Okay, well, you've got a tattoo on your hand.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I have one. You want to see another dumb one?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So you've got two total?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well good dumb that is, he has.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Morris code on his wrist.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I literally have bread.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's like four dots.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
She wants to get tattoos together. She also says her
husband is ten years younger than she is and plays
in a bon Jovi tribute band and she's a total cougar.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Listen, well, I gotta tell you something. I want to
come to the band we do. We want to go
to I want to do they tour the nation. I
have no idea the nation in America. I have no
idea is the nation America?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
We know, yes it is, it is, But we don't
claim to be a smart podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, you're not going to learn much at all.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Really, but I want to show you. So Daniella tells
me that her husband plays in a Bonjovi tribute band,
which we want to go, So reach out to us
on Instagram, Daniella, So I send her this photo.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
It will show the camera if you want.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Look at you. Look at him.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
He's tall, Me and John bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
John bon Jovi's tall. You need to post this like
the cutest man and look how hot you are.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh yeah that was years ago, but like the nicest
guy on the planet here all hold it up.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, does her husband play John in the tribute? You
know what?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I didn't even ask. See, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I gotta really get into some detail.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, we want to get to know these people. But
I did feel bad not recording last week. And Matthew
made a really good point on the way here. He
was like, don't you feel bad for the people that
probably listen every week, and I was like, oh my god,
ye I kind of forget that people are listening.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah, and I tell you what, a few Cougar's reached out,
and it might have been Jordan reached out. She said,
I couldn't even have my coffee this morning. I was
waiting for my Wednesday coffee with a Cougar Dan and
it wasn't there. So I'm sorry, but I am feeling
better and my dog is feeling.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We apologize, but blame Courtney.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Blame yeah, because you were fine.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You were fine.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Cougar News Cougar Jordan's suggests we call our fans the
Cougar Cubs.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I love Cougar cubs. I will say. In the gay community,
there is a name for the cubs, and it's a
short fat man that's gay.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
But it's not Cougar cubs. It's just cubs in the
gay community. Okay, So we could do cougar cubs, or
we could I mean, I don't know, does it mean
short fat women if we do cougar cubs because we.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Don't want that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I don't want that party.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I love you so much, like I genuinely love you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, good, that's the that's the cocktail Talkugar Cubbies, and
Truth or Drink is her favorite. Don't stop truth or Drink, We.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Won't thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Jordan Cougar Cub Melissa wants to join in our first
trap photo shoot.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Okay, so come on over.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So last time, our last podcaster of the one before
I can't remember, we discussed, like I really want to
do a thirst trap photo shoot, like where we professionally
get our hair done.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yes aka Miles Joseph.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yes, we get.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Makeup done and we dress like tramps and look really hot.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And get photos and have a fan.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yes, somebody clapping and a fan blowing.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yes, two fans. It's going to be two fans there
we go. Yeah, yeah, so we are.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I feel like we need to work on that alyssa
because I want to make that happen this summer when
we feel tan and we feel better about ourselves.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Well, I think it can happen because me and you
are working on something to happen in June.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Okay ooh yes, Cougar Cubs, make sure you join us
and follow up on Instagram because we are trying to
do some sort of live event.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, and you're gonna want to join us. There's gonna
be strippers, hi hope.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So that's going to be our new feature Cougar News.
So if you want to be featured in Cougar News
or you have a question for us or anything, you
got to reach out to.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Us on Instagram slide into our dms.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Hell please do we're going into Easter? Can you believe it?
Like what is happening?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
No, there's so much going on and we're going into Easter.
So that my whole family we're doing Easter together for
the first time ever. Did I tell you about this? No?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You did not, And I oh that your parents are divorced.
Is that a big thing?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
So it used to be a big thing. Well maybe
it wasn't anything. I don't know. But we're my dad's
hosting everyone, my mom, my grandparents on my mom's side
over because my brother had a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
So everybody's going.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It's gonna be amazing. I'm gonna drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now when you guys get together for Easter, do you
have to bring anything like a dish or a side dish?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
My stepmom is amazing actually, like making like a spread
and doing the whole thing. I'll bring something like a
bottle of booze. Yeah, I'll bring something to drink.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I feel like you should.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Now, does Matthew like going to your family's for Easter?
Do you like he does?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
He does have a good time, because I know that,
Like when I was in a relationship, it was hard
to like juggle, like which house do you go to?
And I never like going to his families. Yeah, yeah,
I always like going to my family's house.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Right. Of course you're more comfortable, so for me it's easy.
But you know, the good thing about this is that
he has a great family, and then I have a
great family. But his parents are in Florida, so we
couldn't just fly down, you know, the weekend. So but
we spend good time with them. His aunts are you know,
up and mass so we'll go stay high to them eventually.
But it's kookie.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Here's another thing. Do you still get Easter baskets? No?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
And that's stop.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I feel like you should get an Easter basket from
the Easter Bunny for the rest of your life, or
as long as the Easter Bunny remembers to give you.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Are you hearing that, Mathew? Wait?
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Do you give Matthew an Easter basket.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
It's Easter every day for him. I think the Easter
every day from a big dude that looks like a
bunny hops into the house and gives them whatever the
hell he wants. All Right, it's serious, so it's time
for me. Big baby wants an Easter basket. Big big
baby bear, Big baby bear wants an Easter basket.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
You would be considered a bear.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
No, have we gone over the terminology for.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
We haven't, and I feel like we should.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
But I've always been under the impression that a bear
has got facial hair.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, so you I think your type is like bear
is a bear, but you also like surfers, which is
like not a bear. I know, do you prefer a
guy with a dad bough or abs dad bod? But
when I say dad bod, do you mean like chubby
chunky or like just like you had a let you
want him to roll on a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I was finishing your sentence, not obese. But I'm like
a guy who takes care of himself, but he's not
at the gym. I don't need a guy that's jacked
up and ripped.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, they're fun to look at. I want they're fun
to count in the dark.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Like a fun guy. It would be nice, but you
would be a bear because you have I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
A bear, I'm a bear. You'd be a twink.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I would be a twin.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah. Do you want me to go over them? Yeah?
So we got a twink and that's a skinny gay guy.
Then you got a bear who's me like a chubbier
guy with facial hair like dad bod situation or bigger.
You have an otter who's like kind of in between
a skinny hairy guy. And then you have a cub,
which is a short, little younger thing bear. And then
(16:52):
my favorite is a twunk because I was a twunk
at one point, which is a chubby twink. I went
through phases in my life. Okay, Like we won't get
into tops and bottoms. That's a different day for probably
a different podcast. Yes, but you know the twink is
a chubbier you know.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Twink, Okay, because I know we've talked about twinks, but
I've never heard the term twink.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah, okay, something like that.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Should we even talk? Should we even be talking about Easter?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And then twinks and.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
All that stuff sounds religious to me?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It does. My Easter plans not much here.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I think I'm gonna have a couple of girlfriends over
and I'm gonna host a nip hunt, not nipples.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I was gonna say, you're hiding your nipples, you.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Know, like nips?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, nips. I hide them around the yard. I did
it like two years ago. Hit them all around the yard,
and then my friends go out with Easter baskets and
try and find them.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I know my neighbors might not.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
You should do like like a game with them, like
to prank them, like poor shots, but like you tell
them it could be water, it could be vodka, and
like everyone has to do at the same time. I've
ever done that one.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
We should do that for our next podcast, me and you.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That would be a do it with just two people.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What will we get?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Well, why do we have Mathew?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Okay, the three of us. But that's all I had
to talk about today.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Wait, so why are you not doing Why are you
not doing Easter with you?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I don't have any family in the state, and so
they live about three hours.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Away and I have three hours.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, and I got to work on Monday, so for
me to go home on Sunday for Easter. It doesn't
happen for me usually, so Easter is the one holiday
I spend usually by myself.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
What does your sister do? Because she's a friend's.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
In Florida and she spends it alone too, so she'll
have her friends over or do something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
But Christmas, you guys all coming.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, we all get together Christmas somewhere. We've been to
Florida before we go back to New Hampshire to visit
my family, which.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
You guys live in a great house on the freaking water. Hello.
I love it. I need to make it my up there.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah you do?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Oh my god, we'll go up there this summer.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I would really love to do that. Hang with my
mother Gail, and we're doing Peatown this summer too.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Oh yeah, I'll do pee Town with you guys.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, oh you have to do.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
We want to do truth or drink? Are we ready
for you?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Do?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Okay? Do you want me to start?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Have you ever eaten food off somebody's body?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
You know? I love crushing up cheetohs and spreading them
all over Matthew and licking them up. Now, I have
never done that. Maybe a deviled egg off of someone's
nipple one time, but that was probably.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I don't think I have either. No, but I would
like if you put cheese it's on somebody's body and
I was really hungry. That's my guilty pleasure is to
cheese it. I would eat that hell out of it.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Why not? Why not? Yeah? No, And I don't think
that I would like the whip cream and sticky no
whip cream. Okay, let me see here, because I have
a whole list. What's something petty that you've done that
you've stood by? Oh my really, I know it's hard.
You want to ask you another one? I have so many?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No, but I mean I'll drink just because I don't
have an answer.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh no, I have a better one.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
What's the weirdest thing that you've googled recently?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh my god, it's probably something to do with my
dog and his diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
It was probably like, Oh, I googled it this morning.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I said, can excitement when friends come to the house
aka Miles for the podcast cause an IBD Flara.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, yeah, that was something I wouldn't normally google.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, have you ever had sex at your parents' house
as an adult?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Hell, no, have you because you have? Probably yeah you
probably have?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh, here's a good one. What's your most toxic trait?
My most toxic trait in a relationship?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Never speaking my mind, always agreeing, never speaking up.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I know, isn't that odd?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You never speaking up in this relationship? You better speak up? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
The last relationship I was in, which was a really
long one, we would do what he wanted to do
when he wanted to do it. Like, if I didn't
want to do it, I wouldn't speak up, I'd just
go and do it. I just go along with it.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All right, So you need to hang out with Matthew
because Matthew will let not do anything, not even like
once in a while that he doesn't want to do.
I'm like, really, come on.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I think that's my most toxic trait in a race
relationship is that I'm always agreeable.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
We're gonna change that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Okay, good. Do you have a pet name for your
private parts?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And who gave.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
You the pet name?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I don't. Oh, well, he calls it mister Stephens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
No, do you have one for your bata lady bits?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Come on, that is a little lesbian, but we won't
go there. I got my lady bits. What's your biggest turnoff?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Turn off? My biggest turn off is probably.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Even in like a friendship, like a relationship, a friendshipship.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Somebody who crawls up your ass, you know what I mean,
Like there's no room If I don't answer your call,
I'm busy. Don't call me ten times later and go
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Are you mad at me? Do we need to talk?
Don't you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
They just I will say that you do text kind
of funny, and it makes me think sometimes you're not
at me and I don't have a follow up, like
when I get like a thumbs up or like an okay,
I'm like, you hate me?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
No, can we discuss this?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Everybody teases me about it, and the people at work
are like, you've got to stop sending a thumbs up
because that's passive aggressive, being a dick.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
That's what they said.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm like, that's not it at all. It's just that
I don't like I just I don't have time. Like
a thumbs up is a good sign. Thumbs up okay,
it's like yeah, I love it, great good But apparently
I have to stop.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It's affecting you too. Yeah, it's affecting you too.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, Like why do you do this?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I do it to everybody and apparently because I haven't
sent myself one. When I send a thumbs up, it's
giant and takes up the whole screen.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Is it really big thumbs up?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
But it's huge?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I know. I don't know why that's happening on my phone.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Because like I was like, oh, I'm gonna be a
couple of minutes later. You just do a thumbs up,
and I was like, oh my god, Like should I
just like get into a car cent And they're like,
I'm a speed there. No, but sometimes you do that.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You need like you do it all the time. You're
not the only one that everybody says the same thing?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Are you mad?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm like, because I sent you a thumbs up that
was like yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Because I feel like you like you're always in a
good mood. But I feel like if you piss, if
someone pisses you off, oh it run.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It takes a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, it takes a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It doesn't happen often, but when it does, people are scared.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Okay, Yeah, I'd be terrified.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
All right, but don't give don't be offended with the
thumbs up and that okay, it's I will because I
was getting a charcooterie board together for you and I
didn't have time to was like the keysh's gonna burn?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
And you know, and the other thing too is speak
your mind and this friendship. You speak your mind. If
you don't like something I'm wearing, saying, doing, just tell
me it hasn't happened yet. Well, I used to cuss
a lot on here because you told me to. Well,
she told me, oh, cuss all the time.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
But then it was excessive and I had to edit it.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
But that's how I said to me, That's how I talked.
You should bear me at home.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm like, I'm a truck driver and no offensive truck drivers, but.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I think you just upset a community of truck drivers.
I listen to our podcast, and let's be honest.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know, I like a good truck driver.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
You do I do? What do they call them parking?
A lot lizard?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I'm a lot lizard.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Does that mean I have to go to a truck
stop and you just walk around? That's a prostitute.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
What is a lot? How do we know?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's a prostitute? Okay? And a truck yard a lot
of lizard.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Honestly, if I had nothing to lose, I'd be in
there and a little you know, maybe with this body,
you would be a lot lizard. Oh, in like a
little like dress that kind of rides up as I walk,
and the whole thing lady pits are hanging out. If
I had nothing to lose in this life and I
wanted to have some fun, i'd go because the lot
lizards they want lady boys.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Okay, but a lot lizard is not the truck drive
get going, No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, the lot lizard is the person going to do it.
So yeah, I'm saying, if I had nothing to lose,
you'd find me in a little mini skirt and some
BB heels shaking this lot lizard body around having fun.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I feel like you look really good in a of
short overalls with no shirt under it, like you know,
like you know what I mean, like overall and their
shorts and you've got no shirt under it and they're tight.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
He's done, that's done.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That a fringe jumpsuit stuck miles.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I can't mind you. If we went through Matthew's closet,
it looks like he was on Dance Moms in two
thousand and four. Everything's like stretchy materials see through. I'm like.
There was one thing that he sent me and I
was like, oh, you look so cute. We first started dating.
I was like, I can't wait to burn that. It
was like a pink sashet away thing out the titthrow
and I.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Love it because every time Matthew comes over and this
is the first time I've seen him not in yoga pants. Yes,
it's usually like workout gear.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It always is workout here a husband.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Maybe maybe I'm too now because it's all I wear
is workout gear.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, this isn't looking good for me anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, we got to move on. Lot Leizard.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I hope you have a great Easter. Yes, Mary, Christmas,
Merry Christmas, Happy Easter.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
He has risen all of that.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Enjoy our cougar cocktail, which is the Peep's teeny with
a floating peep in it.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You have time to get.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
It take me to church. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Before and in fact, this is what I was thinking
when I was creating this. It doesn't matter what cocktails
you're serving on Easter. If you throw a floating peep
in it, everyone's gonna love it. It's an Easter cocktail.
Everybody's gonna love it. Sorry about last week, but we
are backfull forced reach out to us on Instagram for
our Cougar cubs because we have Cougar News every single
episode now.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, and actually after every episode that we record, we
go to the DMS and we talk to you guys.
We we send pictures. It's fun. We have fun. Send
us talk to truth or.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Drink questions or if you want us to talk about
something specific. And this is one thing I forgot. Somebody
requested more beauty tips from you. Hair and beauty tips.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Well let's give them one before we leave, because you
were just saying you want texture. Yeah, so she curled
her hair. She wanted more texture, beach waves. Don't be
afraid to do the great shake, So go and show
them the shake I taught you.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh yeah, so this is how you have to do it.
I'm so exciting.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He told me. I was going like this. Lady's like, oh,
I got it, And he said no, I have to
go from.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
There, come under and go yeah, shake it. And then
pull it out and then pull Wow. Well she puts
cement in her hair, So no, it's cute. That's what
you want. You want to shake it like, you know,
like take the ends literally, whack it up, lock it up.
I'm not kidding, like whack up.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I think maybe we'll end every episode with a beauty
tip for Miles because that's what the girls want.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Yeah, let's do it all right.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Well, listen, ladies, have a great Easter, and we will
be chatting with you in our next podcast. New podcast
drop every single Wednesday. We're now on YouTube, yes, so
if you're listening and not watching, make sure you check
us out on YouTube, iHeartRadio, app, Kiss ninety five to seven,
dot Com, Instagram, link in the bio.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Te Tar Everything, Alexa.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Roku TV. You're gonna find us. It's the Cougar Done Podcast.
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