March 12, 2025 • 22 mins
It's Courtney and Miles Saint Patrick's Day special! The best places for cocktails! Courtney and Miles besties expose their most embaressing moments and another hysterical round of "Truth or Drink" get ready to wet your pants laughing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, welcome to the cougar Den Podcast. It is
our Saint Patrick's Say Special.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Mile, Oh, feeling lucky. I feel no Irish weight. I
like gingers right now, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And you don't really like you've got a little red
in your beard. I do.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I like how you just look at her. She's about
to say something of that.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why do you like ginger? You've got red in your beard?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Listen, I do like gingers. My little cousin's ginger. My
niece is a ginger, my sister's a ginger. Gingers are great,
but they have.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Don't piss off a leprechaun or a ginger. And if
they're a leprecaun and a ginger, right.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Road, you are screwed. Saint Patrick's Say Special just a
few days away from it. So we are kicking it
all off with my cocktail. The Cougar cocktail of the
week is the erin go bra less.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Cheers. It's in these little it's supposed to be a shot,
so they're giant shots. It's made with Irish whiskey, butterscotch, snaps, fireball,
and your garnish is a blow pop. Look at that?
Isn't that cute? I know?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Just take I know, hey, I'm being Oh it's gonna
be good.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Saint Patrick says all about cocktails.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So yes, okay, take a step.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I think we have to take this lollipop out. Ooh,
it's not great.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, got my insides are burning. No, no, no, all
I did was look the lollipop actually, and then put
the lollipop in your mouth real quick. It's like your chaser.
It's not bad, right, okay, all right, do you like it?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Let me let me just dissect the flu all right,
cougar cocktail with the fireball.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fireball, Yep, the fireball is good.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Then you get a little sweet yellow kiss and then
the ending of it is the bottom of the barrel.
Bullshit like it tastes like wood.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Irish whiskey, butterscrutch knobs, fireball and the blow pop going
into our Saint Patrick's Day special. And I don't know
if you believe in leprechauns, but I don't like them.
Because they freak me out. They're little bearded men.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
According I've been bullied by many leprechauns in my life. Beard,
I'm not little. I am not little. I have been bullied. No,
so I don't mess around with the leper con community.
I've been bullied by the short little men.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, but why like in high school?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, because, yeah, in high school, because like when you're
gay in high school, it it's like, oh, not good
and I should we cry about it? No? Actually, I
literally never give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I was mean and you want to tell us about
your like, when did you come out?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't think we should talk about that. So oh
when I came out? Oh? Out because of Justin Bieber.
Last episode we talked about Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I was like, wait, Justin Bieber, had you come
out of the closet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was like, I was a girl. I would date
Justin Bieber. My friend's are like okay, okay, So you
came out because Justin.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Bieber so hot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It was like spring awakening and then there was this
foreignest exchange. My type has never changed. I love a
good tan Man and Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
By the way, your boyfriend is from El South and.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Wow, so he can drink and he has large things
in all the right spots like a Brazilian, but his
butt like we're not gonna go there. Okay, we're not
gonna go there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He came over here in yoga pants the other day
because it's.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Just little a big. At the same.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Matthew looks great and like his workout.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well. He takes care of himself.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He really does.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He really does. But if you were to cut him
and bleed, it's pinograggio. Anyways, But where were we going?
Little men?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, little I want to know, like you came out
because of Justin.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Justin Bieber and a foreign exchange student from Puerto Rico
named Eddie, and I told her all my friends, I'm like,
you bitches, stay away from him. He's mine. And they're like, oh,
if he's yours, then like like why are you like guys?
And I'd be like no, like I'm not gay, but
I was gay. I'm gay, And so that was it.
That was it, love it, Yeah, it was that was it.
And then my family was really easy. I just brought
(04:17):
my boyfriend home at the time and you're like, hey,
this is Michael.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And they were good with it. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I love Yeah. I was very fortunate, which is why
when I got bullied by little men. Yeah you were,
I was like, dude, you thinksha, Like I'm ten feet
taller than you, so let's start there.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Very fortunate for sure. Anyway, Saint Patrick's Stay. Do you
ever go to the like Hartford Saint Patrick's Day Parade?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do you still love it? They still do it?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, they do still do it?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Do you go to it?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I used to go all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Were you on the float?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, we were in the parking lot. We would get
to the parking lot. I can't even remember which parking lot,
but you find a parking lot. Four in the morning.
We'd be setting up like a smoker. We'd smoke a pig,
we would cook, we would drink all day.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah. Were you on the radio doing it live?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No? No, No, the radio was not involved with this. Oh,
it was just you me and my friends.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Because I definitely sponsored parties.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And Kiss has gone and I've gone with Kiss, probably
did two Hartford Saint Patrick's Day parades and walked in them. Yeah, okay,
but I've probably been five times with just like you know,
tailgating with your friends.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Because you were the Madam of the Leprechon parade.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It was great. One year, my fiance at the time,
God rest his soulf, my fiance at the time got
a port a potty and we strapped it down to
the back of his pickup truck and we had our
own bathroom. Oh, I know, I know what a man
we went. We went like we were serious.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
You guys knew what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We knew what we were doing. We would smoke a pig,
we would like have tons of food, and we had
our own bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Because it used to be like you're from Connecticut, like
you knew that like this like bar crawl parade, it
was a thing. And like I picked up my stepsister
one time from there with my parents, and she had
a lot of the green beer and I just remember
being in the back of the car holding the thing
and she was just throwing That woman. No I'm gonna
(06:06):
tell her that I talked about her because I won't
say her name, but she literally rallied, got home, showered,
and that bitch went right back out because that's what
you do. Yeah, she's a good time. I love she's
a good time. But yeah, I went a couple of times.
My friend actually went on like a first or second
date and she invited this guy out with us, and
(06:27):
now she's married to him.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Really St Patrick's, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
They knew each other, but like they he like, I
remember Saint Patrick's and I think that they left with
each other. In my power, I wasn't gonna say it,
but I just yes. And I'm such an asshole friend
that I'm outside the door scratching and going, oh my god. Well,
and she's like, what are you doing in there? This
is good?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Do you know? It's not bad? But like, do the
lollipop because I feel like the lollipop is what really
gives it that delicious. There's something called Leprecha, so that's tomorrow.
Lepre Con Day is tomorrow, the day before. No, it's
May thirteenth. May thirteenth is lepre Con Day.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay, I hate to break the news to you, but
we are in March.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm sorry, March, March. I'm sorry, it's you know what
it is. It's this drink.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm sure it is holy cow.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, March thirteenth is lepre Con Day, and it's just
a couple of days before Saint Patrick's Day, which is
what on the seventeenth Yeah, anyway, Saint Patrick's say, so
Leprecaun Day is recognized as Saint Patrick's is not recognized
as Saint Patrick's Day. But you're supposed to make a
Leprechaun trap on lepre con Day and try to capture him.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Have you ever trapped a man before? No? No, you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You were like, get the out, like, I can't trap you.
You're annoying me. Yeah, although I should have trapped a few.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, be honest, No, there's always that one that gets away.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Where do you get your best calls? Just out of
curiosity because we are literally days away? Oh my god,
I did not see that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I want to. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did not see that coming.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I do you have adhd I do? Because I've noticed
something about us, especially when I watch this stuff back,
is we like talk at the same time with each other.
And I'm so sorry if I ever interrupt you, because
it's literally like I'm already know what you're gonna say,
so I just answer it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Anyways, I think that's why we get along so well.
But you're asking.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Burtens evergreen walk South windsor best dirty martini and they
stuffed their olives with homemade blue cheese Caleb. You have
to ask for Caleb if you want the right martinis.
Have you ever had a hot and dirty?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yes with the pepperon chenie.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The peppercinis, or you can use like a little hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, so good. So in Newport I've had a dirt
extra dirty martini with hot sauce. Yes, so good.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But I've also had it recently in Peetown with pepperoncini.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, peppers the juice and then they'll skewer the past
I think for like a garnish. So if you're going out,
ladies for Saint Patrick's Day, you can try the hot
and dirty so good. Yeah. Have you been to Tunks's
Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I haven't, but I've heard it's really good.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We could walk there from my house. Yeah, okay, it's
right around the corner. They have a lemon basil martini
that I think you would love. It's like fresh, they
muddle fresh basil. It's lemon, simple syrup vodka. So that's
another great place, ladies, if you want a cocktail.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, and then market Grill. I'm sure you've been to.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Ben to Market Grill.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's great for drinks and apps, the espresso martini. See,
I'm giving you the places to go. Like you want
a dirty martini, dirty martini, you need to go to Burtons. Ye,
the lemon basil Tonxus and then Market Grill is where
you need an espresso.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Margin fabulous drinks. And Sokara has a butterfly martini. Oh
my god, it's like a lemon drop, but not as sweet.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Socora in Evergreen Walk in so No.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I love how you say it's Soqora. You haven't been
to the so Curra Gardens. It's a sushi habachi place,
but it's so good. Evergreen Walk next to Connecticut Mattress.
Are we plugging these businesses? Pay us, you bitches.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We literally just plugged a ton of businesses for.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I feel like businesses should hire us to come in.
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Let's do the cougar Den podcast on the.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Road in the restaurants.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I'll go mark some calls. Yeah. So as far as
drinking goes, because this is our Saint Patrick's Day special,
will you be going out on St. Patrick's like you
and Matthew, are you gonna do anything for are you
going to make a what is a corned beef and cabbage?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, we're both Irish, so we'll both make a leupperch
on that day. And when we're done with that we
will probably yeah, we'll go get drinks, we'll do something.
You know, my grandmother loves She's Irish and French and all.
So that's where I get the Irish, the Canadian, the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They came to Irish, Canadian and Italian.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Wow, now I'm a bitch.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That is a mix.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, it's it's it is a mix. But they came
to Canada and then they came down here. So and
then my great grandparents came from Italy.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So like, I'm like, so you got some good Italian
in you, oh honey, and a sprinkle of Irish.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I've had better Italian than me, but yes, and then
a little skosh of Irish. But yeah, so drinking, yoh,
how about you? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I celebrate Saint Patrick's Day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
of every week. I don't know, have you ever gotten
blackout drunk? Now that we're talking, this is our Saint
Patrick's Day, specially all about we have to alert the women, like,
if you're going to go out on sant Patrick's day,
I feel like you need to eat something before you
go out. Yes, and definitely drink water when you get home.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Please. This has now turned into a wellness podcast. Do
downward Dog before you start your car?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes? Have you ever been blackout? Like passed out from drinks?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Okay? So I don't. I have to be honest with you.
I don't believe in blackout. I believe in what is
it called white out?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Where you come in and out of things and youn't
remember the whole.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Story, so you remember a little bit of it, but.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You don't remember, you know, pissing in that bush kind
of thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Which, so you've had that before?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Absolutely? Have you?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No? No, I've never gotten black out. I've never passed.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
You've never been so trash where you said into things
that you shouldn't have done.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I don't think so. No, not that I know of.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The last episode was themed about lies, and I think
I'm sitting across from the biggest liar in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Let's call my b a fact.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, well, I was gonna say, let's let's call both
of our friends and.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Do you have a friend you're gonna call, because I
will call them. I'll ask what's the question I'm gonna
ask her, though.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
What's the wildest thing you've ever done when you're drunk?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Of the or have I ever been blackout drunk?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I think we should do wildest Okay, let's call her.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'll listen. I have no problem. You better get your phone.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thing I got. I have a couple of people I
can call.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, it's ringing. Here we go. I hope she answers.
She's probably like, Hi, what are you doing, bitch? I
am making some dirty hooker. I have a question for you, Oka,
what is the what is the like worst thing I've
ever done drunk?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Why oldest thing? Have you ever seen me like black
out and do something crazy? I would say, when you
and I went to visit your sister in Daytona.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And we went to the strip.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Bar, oh, and when you left, you decided to be I.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Can do that.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I can be a pole dancer. I don't have any problem.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I could be a poll dancer.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And you tried to be a pole dancer on a
stop sign and you farted the whole way down.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Clinton.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I didn't think she was what I don't say.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Listen, I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I didn't think. I didn't think you get an answer.
I thought you're gonna say. Now, that was hysterical when
you're like, I can do anything, jumped up to the
top of the stop sign or whatever sign it was,
and it's not even round. It's kind of got that weird.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Who were you guys with?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think we were alone. I don't know we were
by herself.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That is like very Courtney coded.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I feel, oh my god, all right, well, thanks for
helping me out. Okay, I love you, bitch, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
She sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's my girlfriend, Lauren. You've got to meet her.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You really want to meet her.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You're gonna fall in love with her. She's hysterically funny. Okay,
I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna play this episode back. She's
gonna cut hers out and not no, I will.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh my god, that is the worst story ever. I'm
surprised she came up with that. She literally didn't even
take a breath.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Now, she was like, no, she went right into a
strip club.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Now, I recall the strip club we did. We went yes.
Oh my gosh, I'm trying. You better find somebody, Miles.
Oh my god, I laughed so hard I cried. I
need some more whiskey.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Let me call my cousin Sidney.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Call your cousin Sydney, because I think you've done some
worse things.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
But if she doesn't answer, I have one other president
and we'll just move on.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
All right. So Miles is now calling, just like a
contact in his phone, and it's gonna be the craziest
thing you've done while drunk.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hi, I have a question for you. What is the wildest, craziest,
scariest thing you've ever seen me do while I was drunk?
And have you ever seen me blackout drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Video?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
What is that of you peeing in your stand up
shower squatting down me? I took a video and I
sent it to my accent and then we're in the
backseat of the car and you're throwing food at me,
going to Okay, Yeah, that actually does make a lot
of sense that that that checks out. And actually that's
(16:00):
funny because she sent to the video to someone that
she hadn't spoken to since high school.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
He's probably what the fun I wouldn't know where you
were when you were doing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
It at my house? You had a party. I remember that. Okay,
I'll see you sin by.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Wait wait, oh my god, so.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I I have been done to pee in a couple
of places. But yeah, like we're crazy people. No, that's
not even the craziest. I'm happy on her because my other,
if my cousin, it would have been.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I wish I had called somebody else. Apparently I was
thinking I was a stripper on a stop sign in Daytona.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That was good. And I can just envision it too, like,
oh my god, I wish I knew what you were drinking.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Why did I say we could do this? Why did
I say I would call my girlfriend. She's supposed to
keep my secret. She's supposed to say, yeah, are we
on speaker? Who else is there?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I just got into a fight about this the speakerphone. Bullshit,
I can't stay. Don't put me on speaker ever, don't agree.
I almost said something so fucking crazy yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, and you were on speaker.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes, because Tailla goes, Oh, by the way, you're on speaker.
Everyone's here, All my employees are sitting around the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You could have said something. I know what is it
with take me off speaker?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm with you on a rule number one. You have
my phone number, I don't put on speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, do you want to do truth or drink or
please stop drinking?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, honey, I think you got to keep going. Okay,
why is your Oh because of our lollipops. I'm like
yours turned green?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, mine turned green because I have a green lollipop.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And then you've got like the red lollipops? So we
can do truth or drink. This is our Saint Patrick's
Day special. By the way, ladies go out and just
crush it. Yes, because apparently he squats when he's.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
She's a farting stripper exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Just get it done.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, and go out with someone fun.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You have to listen. You need to meet my girlfriend Lauren.
If you guys want to do something on Saint Patrick's
say you let me know.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Wait, let's actually plan that because we don't have any
that'd be really fun, hysterical because we don't get to
go outside with each other. We see each other at jobs. Yeah,
it's technically like a job kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Okay, truth or drink? Gonna ask each other questions. Would
you accept a thousand dollars to say, in a haunted
house for an entire weekend?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Honey, in this economy, we're gonna need a lot more
than a thousand dollars. What is First of all, I
firmly believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You do, okay?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And that could be next time this episode if you want.
Because I have so many ghost stories, you would literally
shuit yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, we have to talk about ghosts.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
So, but I'm also the biggest baby meat. So a
thousand dollars, thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
One thousand dollars, two nights haunted house? Like?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Can I bring someone? Yes, one person, I'll bring you perfect,
but I'm not sharing the money.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, you don't have to share the money, but I'm
gonna go with you. There you go, so that, yes,
you don't have to drink perfect? Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Cool? Now your turn. What's the worst lie you told
a partner? This was my life question?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh my god, the worst life told a partner is
probably I love you?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh that one cuts tea.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I know, I know I.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Did you say it like at first? Because he told you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I feel like I probably said it like I love
you too, and like, no, I don't get out of
my house annoying. Have you ever done the deed at work?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
My god, I don't even know about want the answer
because that's where you go. I go there and you
do my hair and I'm going to visualize you.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, you want to know what I can do a
little behind the thing. Not at that location, but I
lived at my last one.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay, the dad, Yes, the answers, Have.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
You ever caught your boyfriend cheating? And that said something
so like, have you ever seen a text message? Have
you ever seen heard a phone call? Have you ever
been suspicious a smell?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
No? Okay, answers.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Have I looked yes? Have I been suspicious of certain excess?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But I have never found anything.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Never found anything.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Never not me.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I found something when I went to you did the
whole on porn video of him getting no while I
was in Boston.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What how did you find it?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Though?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How did you find the video if you're in Boston
and he's in Connecticut? Like, how did you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh? No? Like I was going on vacation. I was
at my my friend was opening a business, and I
went to her opening and I came home when we
talked about ghosts. We'll talk about my witch encounters that
I have. I can tell the future.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, okay, okay, stories next clairvoyant.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
But yeah, I just was like, I need to look
at his phone. And I looked at his phone and
there was a full blown video.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Stop And how did you did you address it? Did
you ask him? You never addressed it. You didn't care.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And that's when I knew it was over. I stayed
with him for another like six months, just because because
we were glamorized roommates at the time. Okay, anyways, all right, so.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You just let it, just kind of let it bake.
What's your body count? That's my last question, do you yeah? Okay,
take us up there you go. Last question. Saint Patrick's
Day Special and he has decided to drink.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Because you want to know why?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Why no body count?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That was wild. I've never had sex before. It's pert
because I would have been mine. So it's it's over time.
Mine's over ten.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I don't know if it's over ten, but I would
have to like actually sit and think about it.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
No, I wouldn't. When I lived in New York, it
was a revolving door. I had fun, well, because I
was twenty in the city with my own apartment and soho, yeah,
I did everything.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, so we know it's over ten. You don't know
the full council. You drank, You're good, done, done. Oh
my gosh, ladies, Cougars, maya meao. I hope you have
a great saint Patrick's step.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I hope we see each other.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I hope you and I see each other. We're going
to do something. And ladies, call your best friend after
this podcast and ask them what's the craziest thing you've
done drunk? Love it so you can all be shocked
like we were shocked exactly. And I have a mental
image of you doing what your friend just said.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
When you were doing while squatting down, Yeah, why was
I squatting?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Who knows you were squatting because in one of our past.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Podcasts, you told me that it makes you skinny.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It makes you skinny?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh my god. You this podcast should be called full
Circle Full Circle podcasts.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, check us out at all your socials. Reach
out to us. We want questions like you can send
us your truth or drink question.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, anything fabulous. We're here for you.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I hope Cougar Den podcasts. We're on TikTok, We're on
the Cougar Den, Cougar Dean podcasts at gmail, and every
Wednesday drops a new episode.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yep, I love it episode. What is this nine or ten?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
This is ten? Ten whole weeks and we are planning
something special for our cougars.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So yes, I think this is going to be really major.
So make sure you're listening and.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Reach out to us, you know what. Reach out to
us on Instagram, gugle and podcasts. Send me a private
message if you want, because we're going to get all
of our cougars, the girls who listen to the show
girls or guys. Yeah, and we're going to plan an
event for all.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yes, I think it's going to be a lot of
fun and I think it's going to, you know, get
us out of our comfort zone. But back to it.
We actually have to go out together for the same
batch today. Okay, it's research for the podcast. Like love it, Okay,
love it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I love it.
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
All right, welcome to the cougar Den Podcast. It is
our Saint Patrick's Say Special.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Mile, Oh, feeling lucky. I feel no Irish weight. I
like gingers right now, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And you don't really like you've got a little red
in your beard. I do.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I like how you just look at her. She's about
to say something of that.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why do you like ginger? You've got red in your beard?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Listen, I do like gingers. My little cousin's ginger. My
niece is a ginger, my sister's a ginger. Gingers are great,
but they have.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Don't piss off a leprechaun or a ginger. And if
they're a leprecaun and a ginger, right.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Road, you are screwed. Saint Patrick's Say Special just a
few days away from it. So we are kicking it
all off with my cocktail. The Cougar cocktail of the
week is the erin go bra less.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I'm terrified.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Cheers. It's in these little it's supposed to be a shot,
so they're giant shots. It's made with Irish whiskey, butterscotch, snaps, fireball,
and your garnish is a blow pop. Look at that?
Isn't that cute? I know?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Just take I know, hey, I'm being Oh it's gonna
be good.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Saint Patrick says all about cocktails.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
So yes, okay, take a step.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I think we have to take this lollipop out. Ooh,
it's not great.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm scared. I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, got my insides are burning. No, no, no, all
I did was look the lollipop actually, and then put
the lollipop in your mouth real quick. It's like your chaser.
It's not bad, right, okay, all right, do you like it?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Let me let me just dissect the flu all right,
cougar cocktail with the fireball.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fireball, Yep, the fireball is good.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Then you get a little sweet yellow kiss and then
the ending of it is the bottom of the barrel.
Bullshit like it tastes like wood.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Irish whiskey, butterscrutch knobs, fireball and the blow pop going
into our Saint Patrick's Day special. And I don't know
if you believe in leprechauns, but I don't like them.
Because they freak me out. They're little bearded men.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
According I've been bullied by many leprechauns in my life. Beard,
I'm not little. I am not little. I have been bullied. No,
so I don't mess around with the leper con community.
I've been bullied by the short little men.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, but why like in high school?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Well, because, yeah, in high school, because like when you're
gay in high school, it it's like, oh, not good
and I should we cry about it? No? Actually, I
literally never give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I was mean and you want to tell us about
your like, when did you come out?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I don't think we should talk about that. So oh
when I came out? Oh? Out because of Justin Bieber.
Last episode we talked about Justin Bieber.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
But I was like, wait, Justin Bieber, had you come
out of the closet.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I was like, I was a girl. I would date
Justin Bieber. My friend's are like okay, okay, So you
came out because Justin.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Bieber so hot.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It was like spring awakening and then there was this
foreignest exchange. My type has never changed. I love a
good tan Man and Matthew.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
By the way, your boyfriend is from El South and.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Wow, so he can drink and he has large things
in all the right spots like a Brazilian, but his
butt like we're not gonna go there. Okay, we're not
gonna go there.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
He came over here in yoga pants the other day
because it's.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Just little a big. At the same.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Matthew looks great and like his workout.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well. He takes care of himself.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
He really does.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
He really does. But if you were to cut him
and bleed, it's pinograggio. Anyways, But where were we going?
Little men?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, little I want to know, like you came out
because of Justin.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Justin Bieber and a foreign exchange student from Puerto Rico
named Eddie, and I told her all my friends, I'm like,
you bitches, stay away from him. He's mine. And they're like, oh,
if he's yours, then like like why are you like guys?
And I'd be like no, like I'm not gay, but
I was gay. I'm gay, And so that was it.
That was it, love it, Yeah, it was that was it.
And then my family was really easy. I just brought
(04:17):
my boyfriend home at the time and you're like, hey,
this is Michael.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And they were good with it. Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I love Yeah. I was very fortunate, which is why
when I got bullied by little men. Yeah you were,
I was like, dude, you thinksha, Like I'm ten feet
taller than you, so let's start there.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Very fortunate for sure. Anyway, Saint Patrick's Stay. Do you
ever go to the like Hartford Saint Patrick's Day Parade?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Do you still love it? They still do it?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
No, they do still do it?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Do you go to it?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I used to go all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Were you on the float?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, we were in the parking lot. We would get
to the parking lot. I can't even remember which parking lot,
but you find a parking lot. Four in the morning.
We'd be setting up like a smoker. We'd smoke a pig,
we would cook, we would drink all day.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah. Were you on the radio doing it live?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No? No, No, the radio was not involved with this. Oh,
it was just you me and my friends.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Because I definitely sponsored parties.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And Kiss has gone and I've gone with Kiss, probably
did two Hartford Saint Patrick's Day parades and walked in them. Yeah, okay,
but I've probably been five times with just like you know,
tailgating with your friends.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Because you were the Madam of the Leprechon parade.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It was great. One year, my fiance at the time,
God rest his soulf, my fiance at the time got
a port a potty and we strapped it down to
the back of his pickup truck and we had our
own bathroom. Oh, I know, I know what a man
we went. We went like we were serious.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
You guys knew what you were doing.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
We knew what we were doing. We would smoke a pig,
we would like have tons of food, and we had
our own bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Because it used to be like you're from Connecticut, like
you knew that like this like bar crawl parade, it
was a thing. And like I picked up my stepsister
one time from there with my parents, and she had
a lot of the green beer and I just remember
being in the back of the car holding the thing
and she was just throwing That woman. No I'm gonna
(06:06):
tell her that I talked about her because I won't
say her name, but she literally rallied, got home, showered,
and that bitch went right back out because that's what
you do. Yeah, she's a good time. I love she's
a good time. But yeah, I went a couple of times.
My friend actually went on like a first or second
date and she invited this guy out with us, and
(06:27):
now she's married to him.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Really St Patrick's, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
They knew each other, but like they he like, I
remember Saint Patrick's and I think that they left with
each other. In my power, I wasn't gonna say it,
but I just yes. And I'm such an asshole friend
that I'm outside the door scratching and going, oh my god. Well,
and she's like, what are you doing in there? This
is good?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Do you know? It's not bad? But like, do the
lollipop because I feel like the lollipop is what really
gives it that delicious. There's something called Leprecha, so that's tomorrow.
Lepre Con Day is tomorrow, the day before. No, it's
May thirteenth. May thirteenth is lepre Con Day.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay, I hate to break the news to you, but
we are in March.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm sorry, March, March. I'm sorry, it's you know what
it is. It's this drink.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm sure it is holy cow.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
No, March thirteenth is lepre Con Day, and it's just
a couple of days before Saint Patrick's Day, which is
what on the seventeenth Yeah, anyway, Saint Patrick's say, so
Leprecaun Day is recognized as Saint Patrick's is not recognized
as Saint Patrick's Day. But you're supposed to make a
Leprechaun trap on lepre con Day and try to capture him.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Have you ever trapped a man before? No? No, you don't.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You were like, get the out, like, I can't trap you.
You're annoying me. Yeah, although I should have trapped a few.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Yeah, be honest, No, there's always that one that gets away.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Where do you get your best calls? Just out of
curiosity because we are literally days away? Oh my god,
I did not see that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I want to. I have to tell you something.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I did not see that coming.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I do you have adhd I do? Because I've noticed
something about us, especially when I watch this stuff back,
is we like talk at the same time with each other.
And I'm so sorry if I ever interrupt you, because
it's literally like I'm already know what you're gonna say,
so I just answer it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Anyways, I think that's why we get along so well.
But you're asking.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Burtens evergreen walk South windsor best dirty martini and they
stuffed their olives with homemade blue cheese Caleb. You have
to ask for Caleb if you want the right martinis.
Have you ever had a hot and dirty?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yes with the pepperon chenie.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The peppercinis, or you can use like a little hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yeah, so good. So in Newport I've had a dirt
extra dirty martini with hot sauce. Yes, so good.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
But I've also had it recently in Peetown with pepperoncini.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, peppers the juice and then they'll skewer the past
I think for like a garnish. So if you're going out,
ladies for Saint Patrick's Day, you can try the hot
and dirty so good. Yeah. Have you been to Tunks's
Bar and Grill.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I haven't, but I've heard it's really good.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We could walk there from my house. Yeah, okay, it's
right around the corner. They have a lemon basil martini
that I think you would love. It's like fresh, they
muddle fresh basil. It's lemon, simple syrup vodka. So that's
another great place, ladies, if you want a cocktail.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, good to know.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, and then market Grill. I'm sure you've been to.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Ben to Market Grill.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's great for drinks and apps, the espresso martini. See,
I'm giving you the places to go. Like you want
a dirty martini, dirty martini, you need to go to Burtons. Ye,
the lemon basil Tonxus and then Market Grill is where
you need an espresso.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Margin fabulous drinks. And Sokara has a butterfly martini. Oh
my god, it's like a lemon drop, but not as sweet.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Socora in Evergreen Walk in so No.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I love how you say it's Soqora. You haven't been
to the so Curra Gardens. It's a sushi habachi place,
but it's so good. Evergreen Walk next to Connecticut Mattress.
Are we plugging these businesses? Pay us, you bitches.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We literally just plugged a ton of businesses for.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I feel like businesses should hire us to come in.
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Let's do the cougar Den podcast on the.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Road in the restaurants.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I'll go mark some calls. Yeah. So as far as
drinking goes, because this is our Saint Patrick's Day special,
will you be going out on St. Patrick's like you
and Matthew, are you gonna do anything for are you
going to make a what is a corned beef and cabbage?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, we're both Irish, so we'll both make a leupperch
on that day. And when we're done with that we
will probably yeah, we'll go get drinks, we'll do something.
You know, my grandmother loves She's Irish and French and all.
So that's where I get the Irish, the Canadian, the whole.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
They came to Irish, Canadian and Italian.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Wow, now I'm a bitch.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That is a mix.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, it's it's it is a mix. But they came
to Canada and then they came down here. So and
then my great grandparents came from Italy.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So like, I'm like, so you got some good Italian
in you, oh honey, and a sprinkle of Irish.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I've had better Italian than me, but yes, and then
a little skosh of Irish. But yeah, so drinking, yoh,
how about you? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I celebrate Saint Patrick's Day Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
of every week. I don't know, have you ever gotten
blackout drunk? Now that we're talking, this is our Saint
Patrick's Day, specially all about we have to alert the women, like,
if you're going to go out on sant Patrick's day,
I feel like you need to eat something before you
go out. Yes, and definitely drink water when you get home.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Please. This has now turned into a wellness podcast. Do
downward Dog before you start your car?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes? Have you ever been blackout? Like passed out from drinks?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Okay? So I don't. I have to be honest with you.
I don't believe in blackout. I believe in what is
it called white out?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Where you come in and out of things and youn't
remember the whole.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Story, so you remember a little bit of it, but.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
You don't remember, you know, pissing in that bush kind
of thing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Which, so you've had that before?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Absolutely? Have you?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
No? No, I've never gotten black out. I've never passed.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
You've never been so trash where you said into things
that you shouldn't have done.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I don't think so. No, not that I know of.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
The last episode was themed about lies, and I think
I'm sitting across from the biggest liar in the world.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Let's call my b a fact.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, well, I was gonna say, let's let's call both
of our friends and.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Do you have a friend you're gonna call, because I
will call them. I'll ask what's the question I'm gonna
ask her, though.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
What's the wildest thing you've ever done when you're drunk?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Of the or have I ever been blackout drunk?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I think we should do wildest Okay, let's call her.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'll listen. I have no problem. You better get your phone.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Thing I got. I have a couple of people I
can call.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Okay, it's ringing. Here we go. I hope she answers.
She's probably like, Hi, what are you doing, bitch? I
am making some dirty hooker. I have a question for you, Oka,
what is the what is the like worst thing I've
ever done drunk?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Like?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Why oldest thing? Have you ever seen me like black
out and do something crazy? I would say, when you
and I went to visit your sister in Daytona.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
And we went to the strip.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Bar, oh, and when you left, you decided to be I.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Can do that.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I can be a pole dancer. I don't have any problem.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I could be a poll dancer.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
And you tried to be a pole dancer on a
stop sign and you farted the whole way down.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Clinton.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I didn't think she was what I don't say.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Listen, I love this.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I didn't think. I didn't think you get an answer.
I thought you're gonna say. Now, that was hysterical when
you're like, I can do anything, jumped up to the
top of the stop sign or whatever sign it was,
and it's not even round. It's kind of got that weird.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Who were you guys with?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think we were alone. I don't know we were
by herself.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
That is like very Courtney coded.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I feel, oh my god, all right, well, thanks for
helping me out. Okay, I love you, bitch, Bye bye.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
She sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That's my girlfriend, Lauren. You've got to meet her.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You really want to meet her.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You're gonna fall in love with her. She's hysterically funny. Okay,
I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna play this episode back. She's
gonna cut hers out and not no, I will.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh my god, that is the worst story ever. I'm
surprised she came up with that. She literally didn't even
take a breath.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Now, she was like, no, she went right into a
strip club.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Now, I recall the strip club we did. We went yes.
Oh my gosh, I'm trying. You better find somebody, Miles.
Oh my god, I laughed so hard I cried. I
need some more whiskey.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Let me call my cousin Sidney.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Call your cousin Sydney, because I think you've done some
worse things.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
But if she doesn't answer, I have one other president
and we'll just move on.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
All right. So Miles is now calling, just like a
contact in his phone, and it's gonna be the craziest
thing you've done while drunk.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hi, I have a question for you. What is the wildest, craziest,
scariest thing you've ever seen me do while I was drunk?
And have you ever seen me blackout drunk.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Video?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
What is that of you peeing in your stand up
shower squatting down me? I took a video and I
sent it to my accent and then we're in the
backseat of the car and you're throwing food at me,
going to Okay, Yeah, that actually does make a lot
of sense that that that checks out. And actually that's
(16:00):
funny because she sent to the video to someone that
she hadn't spoken to since high school.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
He's probably what the fun I wouldn't know where you
were when you were doing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
It at my house? You had a party. I remember that. Okay,
I'll see you sin by.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Wait wait, oh my god, so.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I I have been done to pee in a couple
of places. But yeah, like we're crazy people. No, that's
not even the craziest. I'm happy on her because my other,
if my cousin, it would have been.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I wish I had called somebody else. Apparently I was
thinking I was a stripper on a stop sign in Daytona.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
That was good. And I can just envision it too, like,
oh my god, I wish I knew what you were drinking.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Why did I say we could do this? Why did
I say I would call my girlfriend. She's supposed to
keep my secret. She's supposed to say, yeah, are we
on speaker? Who else is there?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I just got into a fight about this the speakerphone. Bullshit,
I can't stay. Don't put me on speaker ever, don't agree.
I almost said something so fucking crazy yesterday.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, and you were on speaker.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes, because Tailla goes, Oh, by the way, you're on speaker.
Everyone's here, All my employees are sitting around the thing.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
You could have said something. I know what is it
with take me off speaker?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I'm with you on a rule number one. You have
my phone number, I don't put on speaker.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, do you want to do truth or drink or
please stop drinking?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, honey, I think you got to keep going. Okay,
why is your Oh because of our lollipops. I'm like
yours turned green?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, mine turned green because I have a green lollipop.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
What are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
And then you've got like the red lollipops? So we
can do truth or drink. This is our Saint Patrick's
Day special. By the way, ladies go out and just
crush it. Yes, because apparently he squats when he's.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
She's a farting stripper exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Just get it done.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, and go out with someone fun.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
You have to listen. You need to meet my girlfriend Lauren.
If you guys want to do something on Saint Patrick's
say you let me know.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Wait, let's actually plan that because we don't have any
that'd be really fun, hysterical because we don't get to
go outside with each other. We see each other at jobs. Yeah,
it's technically like a job kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Okay, truth or drink? Gonna ask each other questions. Would
you accept a thousand dollars to say, in a haunted
house for an entire weekend?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Honey, in this economy, we're gonna need a lot more
than a thousand dollars. What is First of all, I
firmly believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
You do, okay?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And that could be next time this episode if you want.
Because I have so many ghost stories, you would literally
shuit yourself.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, we have to talk about ghosts.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
So, but I'm also the biggest baby meat. So a
thousand dollars, thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
One thousand dollars, two nights haunted house? Like?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Can I bring someone? Yes, one person, I'll bring you perfect,
but I'm not sharing the money.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, you don't have to share the money, but I'm
gonna go with you. There you go, so that, yes,
you don't have to drink perfect? Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Cool? Now your turn. What's the worst lie you told
a partner? This was my life question?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh my god, the worst life told a partner is
probably I love you?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh that one cuts tea.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I know, I know I.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Did you say it like at first? Because he told you.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I feel like I probably said it like I love
you too, and like, no, I don't get out of
my house annoying. Have you ever done the deed at work?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
My god, I don't even know about want the answer
because that's where you go. I go there and you
do my hair and I'm going to visualize you.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
No, you want to know what I can do a
little behind the thing. Not at that location, but I
lived at my last one.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay, the dad, Yes, the answers, Have.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
You ever caught your boyfriend cheating? And that said something
so like, have you ever seen a text message? Have
you ever seen heard a phone call? Have you ever
been suspicious a smell?
Speaker 2 (19:34):
No? Okay, answers.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
No.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Have I looked yes? Have I been suspicious of certain excess?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
But I have never found anything.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Never found anything.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Never not me.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I found something when I went to you did the
whole on porn video of him getting no while I
was in Boston.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
What how did you find it?
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Though?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How did you find the video if you're in Boston
and he's in Connecticut? Like, how did you?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh? No? Like I was going on vacation. I was
at my my friend was opening a business, and I
went to her opening and I came home when we
talked about ghosts. We'll talk about my witch encounters that
I have. I can tell the future.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Okay, okay, okay, stories next clairvoyant.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
But yeah, I just was like, I need to look
at his phone. And I looked at his phone and
there was a full blown video.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Stop And how did you did you address it? Did
you ask him? You never addressed it. You didn't care.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
And that's when I knew it was over. I stayed
with him for another like six months, just because because
we were glamorized roommates at the time. Okay, anyways, all right, so.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
You just let it, just kind of let it bake.
What's your body count? That's my last question, do you yeah? Okay,
take us up there you go. Last question. Saint Patrick's
Day Special and he has decided to drink.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Because you want to know why?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Why no body count?
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That was wild. I've never had sex before. It's pert
because I would have been mine. So it's it's over time.
Mine's over ten.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I don't know if it's over ten, but I would
have to like actually sit and think about it.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
No, I wouldn't. When I lived in New York, it
was a revolving door. I had fun, well, because I
was twenty in the city with my own apartment and soho, yeah,
I did everything.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, so we know it's over ten. You don't know
the full council. You drank, You're good, done, done. Oh
my gosh, ladies, Cougars, maya meao. I hope you have
a great saint Patrick's step.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
I hope we see each other.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I hope you and I see each other. We're going
to do something. And ladies, call your best friend after
this podcast and ask them what's the craziest thing you've
done drunk? Love it so you can all be shocked
like we were shocked exactly. And I have a mental
image of you doing what your friend just said.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
When you were doing while squatting down, Yeah, why was
I squatting?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Who knows you were squatting because in one of our past.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Podcasts, you told me that it makes you skinny.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
It makes you skinny?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Oh my god. You this podcast should be called full
Circle Full Circle podcasts.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, check us out at all your socials. Reach
out to us. We want questions like you can send
us your truth or drink question.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, anything fabulous. We're here for you.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I hope Cougar Den podcasts. We're on TikTok, We're on
the Cougar Den, Cougar Dean podcasts at gmail, and every
Wednesday drops a new episode.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yep, I love it episode. What is this nine or ten?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
This is ten? Ten whole weeks and we are planning
something special for our cougars.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
So yes, I think this is going to be really major.
So make sure you're listening and.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Reach out to us, you know what. Reach out to
us on Instagram, gugle and podcasts. Send me a private
message if you want, because we're going to get all
of our cougars, the girls who listen to the show
girls or guys. Yeah, and we're going to plan an
event for all.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yes, I think it's going to be a lot of
fun and I think it's going to, you know, get
us out of our comfort zone. But back to it.
We actually have to go out together for the same
batch today. Okay, it's research for the podcast. Like love it, Okay,
love it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I love it.
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