March 5, 2025 • 37 mins
A shocking celebrity conspiracy theory! Sad news for Buffy the Vampire slayer and Gossip girl fans! Plus another hysterical round of "Truth or Drink"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, hey, welcome to the cougar Den Podcast with
Courney Miles. Yes, we have to kick it off with
our cougar cocktail of the week and this one I
made especially for you. Yes, so today we're going to
talk about Illuminati. We'll fill you in at some big
celebrity conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I just can't believe you've never heard about it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I've never heard about it, but Miles wants to talk
about it. So I made you an illuminatini. Cheers.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It is Tito's vodka.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I made it black food coloring with like a snake
little yes.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Now, I haven't even sampled this yet. It's got pineapple
juice and seven up. Oh and our garnish is gummy worms.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeahtnak.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, let's try it because I'm scared. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Wow. This stays like a college basement.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Have you liked basements? Absolutely tastes like a frat basement.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, like a frat house. Yeah, like a jungle juice.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'd say it's not my favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, but it's not horrible. I think that we've done
a lot better. You've done a lot better. You're a
little bartender. But no, it's really good. But just with Illuminati,
like you've literally never heard of it?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And can we just start by saying my girlfriend said,
if we talk about Illuminati, yeah, you could go missing.
She doesn't want us to talk about Illuminati or anybody
involved in it because she thinks we're going to get hurt.
So I think you should talk all about it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, you're in the radio world, want to talk about it? So, like,
I just I can't believe no one's mentioned it till
you've never heard of the song nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, you're the first person who brought it up to me,
And I was like, what is this?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wait? So now I'm trying to think that you're in
it because you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm not in it. I's so so it started in Bavaria.
Did you know that? I don't even know where Bavaria is,
but that's where Illuminati started. I think we should talk
about You want to talk about Illuminati first.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Into the celebrities because there's a lot going on right now, So.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You got a little time to google Illuminati before we
get into it. Yes, And then maybe I'll change my
mind and say we're not talking about it because we
could get hurt, we could go missing if we talk.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
About I don't think anyone wants anything to do with
a six foot two, nine thousand pounds baby, So I
think I'm safe. I don't know about you. You're about tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So all right, So we've got the Illuminatieny. That's a
Cougar cocktail of the week. We're going to talk about Illuminati,
which is celebrities overtaking the world. But first, what the
hell is going on with Justin Bieber this week? I'm
I'm worried for him and his mental health.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, uh, he has like I don't know, I feel
like when you become like a dad, like you should
really care about like what you post and things like that.
And he's been like posting a lot of like.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Did you see the video? So he posted a video
where he was at the some sort of road you know,
his wife has road cosmetics, some sort of event, and
he was talking to like a fan backstage and he
was all, I don't know, he was on something crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
And then he was coming off his sprinter van and
he was yelling at the paparazzi like I'm not the
guy you want to mess with, and all sorts of
things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So they accused him of being on drugs, and then
the next day he released a video singing about he
was on drugs. Did you see that video?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So no, I didn't see that one, but I did
see another video of him getting out of the sprinter
van and it's filled with smokes. Like are we talking
like drugs like marijuana?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't know. I don't know, but I think he's
going through something.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Does he have like a spoon and like he's like
going I think something.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't I don't know, but I feel bad for
him because he's going through something.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He definitely is. I mean he listened at the end
of the day. He's still so hot, Like he is
so hot, and he's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't think he's hot, but I think he's cute.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't know, saying about like Justin Bieber that's just
so hot. But yeah, he was like rapping about doing drugs.
He was wrapping about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
They were saying, you're doing drugs and now you're rapping
about doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, I saw an E news they were talking about
him saying like something about being as high as a magpie.
But magpie is shit.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't even know what magpie is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's poop.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, well then he was high on his own pooh.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's literally what it is. Like.
You've never heard of a magpie pie pie because they suck.
So I don't really get the correlation with that. But
he's definitely going through something.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And I think it's stressed about being a new father
or do you think it? I think is deeper than that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
How do you at Justin Bieber's money level, fame, access,
have anything stressful with parent?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Hush, and you're with Haley Bieber too, literally Okay, so and.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We're not going to pretend that you don't have a
nanny three like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, So I don't know what he's going through, but
something is going on with Justin Bieber was freaking me
out this week.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm keeping an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So Miles walks in and he's all devastated because, oh yeah,
Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and gossip Girl
just passed away unexpectedly, only thirty nine years old. What happened,
Oh my god, and they're not seeing what happened. They
said it was natural causes.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I have the perfect segway. By the way, with this
random death to the illuminati. You're gonna hate it, but
I'm gonna love it. Give me a death segue. Yeah,
I will after because we gotta talk about Michelle for
her name is Michelle.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right, Michelle Trachtenberg.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, because I I it was so weird because the
day before I saw a video on TikTok of her
and everyone was like, Oh, Michelle's so hot, Like when
is she gonna make her come back? The next day
that same montage of video that they posted was like, oh,
she just died. I was like, how is that so weird?
Like she just I've never I haven't seen her in years.
It's so bizarre because she was in Buffy. I didn't
watch Gossip Girl.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I didn't watch either. Oh, I mean I've heard of
Buffy and Gossip Girl. I might have watched one or
two episodes, but that was I never got into it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Michelle was Buffy's little sister, okay, but so Oni news
like a bunch of celebrities like they're interviewing or getting
comments about her death or whatever, and Rosie said, you know,
she struggled the last few years. I wish I could
have helped. Then I heard she got a liver transplace.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Struggled with what, Well, I'm freaking liver alcohol maybe, but
I think what is like a shame.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm not gonna say that. So really I'm learning, you guys, like,
she does a lot of editing for this podcast, so
I'm learning. Yeah, I'm learning. But they said it was.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Uh natural causes, which is weird. So we're gonna I'm
sure they're gonna do toxicology on her or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And quite frankly, I don't think anyone deserves beside her family,
to know what really happened. And you know, obviously, if
they want speculation to stop it, if it's bothering them,
they should say something. But you know, I don't. What
are you doing with the dollar bill? Oh that has
the Illuminati? Okay, but yeah, there's been a lot of
mysterious deaths.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You don't think that Michelle Trachtenberg has something to do
with Illuminati. You don't know, So we shouldn't talk about it.
We should not talk about illuminati. My girlfriend says, we're
gonna get we're gonna regret it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think a couple of people have told you not
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, my mother phone was my mother, Gail just called
and she's like, please don't talk about it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What she literally said was it's not right. Don't talk
about it, like.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, the Illuminati is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think they're googling it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It is wild and it it's crazy. I don't know.
I don't think it's because like what does she know?
But all I know is that the Illuminati, when people
want to start getting out of it or you know,
expose it, they make you crazy or they kill you.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, so let's get into illuminati.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Can I do my segue?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah? Please do the death segue.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So, I don't know if you've heard about who died
in the hair world.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, like a hair band hey zeus? No, oh the
hair hairstyl Kylie hairstylist.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yes, he died from he was sick in Mexico, didn't
come back with talent, ak Kylie flew back by himself
whatever because he was so sick and then died in
the hospital of pneumonia or the flu.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, the flu is rampant, right, now you don't think
it's the flu. You think it's mysterious. What are you
talking about? What? What is up with you on your conspiracy?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, listen, if we're going to talk about it, you
need to have an open mind, okay, because you have
to think the impossible is possible.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, so you think hejeseus.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And also, before we get started, think about it. The
world is so crazy right now, we're not going to
get into it. But like the things you probab could
never imagine are happening right now before us.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, right, okay, I give you that like that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You know what I'm saying allegedly. By the way, that's
the word of every time we say allegedly, we should
drink allegedly because that's going to save us. I learned
that from Kathy Griffin. Oh she didn't actually teach it
to me, but I just heard her say so allegedly. Okay,
he died from the flu, but allegedly I think that
he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So you think he So they're saying he got the
flu in Mexico, had to come home to go to
the hospital, and that's why Kylie didn't fly with him.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, So I just heard that the talent left him
in Mexico because maybe she had to be back for
a meeting or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, she left him in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He was too sick. He was too sick to fly
with them. So he was like, just go, I'm assuming
this is how it happened. Just go, I'll fly back
on a later thing when I feel better. Went to
the hospital died in monnat young guy. Everyone that's talking
about him like they're not they're shocked by this.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, here's my thing, because Miles, you are like the
best hairdresser I've met ever met my wife. You're young,
you're younger than he is. Yeah, So for him to
have that caliber clients, like.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
He's signed to an agency, Okay, he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I was gonna say, how does that happen?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Like because you get signed to an agency, so basically
like you like basically apply to like any you know
what I mean, and if you're good enough that they'll whatever.
But think about this. When you're with me in my
chair or with any of my clients, we talk about everything. Ever,
we're talking about your husband, we're talking about you know,
what you're going through, We're talking about your work stuff.
Like everything, I know, everything I see, text messages, you
(09:31):
show me text message all the things. Yes, so they
hair people are the closest. And this is the second
I don't to a therapist. Yes, but they are exactly
to the stylist, to the celebrity, celebrity mother ever I.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Or he knows everybody's secrets.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He might say, is the second one from the same agency, God.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The second hairdresser, Yes, from the same agency that died
from mysterious flu.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So this other hairdresser that also died, Yes, was a
hair stylist to the stars, to the stars, and he
diag mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Two weeks ago, maybe a week ago. So that's what
I'm trying to tell you. There's a lot going Let's
so let's just back that's a little foreshadowing. Let's back
it up a little bit. With Hollywood is like freaking
out right now, is it not.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, all of Hollywood's freaking out for many reasons of course,
the diddy yeah, or the hairstylists, Like, there's a lot
of things.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Just some bieber's going cook. Yes, And from what I
know about the Illuminati and things that I've seen in
research and all that kind of stuff is the Illuminati.
Like I said before, they either want to make you
extremely crazy, like you're a drugged out person, or they
kill you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, then why are we talking about it?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Because we're not in it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It doesn't matter, No, it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Does because we're not in it. And I don't know.
I don't know if I trust you that you're not
in it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Why do you think I'm in it? Because I don't
want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It, Yeah, like really badly, Like I don't, I don't
want to express But why don't you kind of because
I'm sure you have an introduction to the Illuminati.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Lest here's the introduction to the Illuminati, and then yeah,
I'm gonna let you talk about it. It started in
Bavaria and now it's associated with like a wealthy group
of celebrities that want world domination. Yes, that's basically what
it is. The common symbols of Illuminati. Jay Z's triangular
hand symbol. There you go, triangular hand symbol, triple six
(11:26):
is for the devil yep and the enlightened eye that
you see on the back of a dollar bill. Did
you ever notice that I didn't. I didn't know that
it's right on the back of the dollar bill, like
right there over the pyramid, you'll see the eye. And
why do they Why though, is that the evil eye?
That's the evil eye?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Well, I think that's what they're like symbol like it's
similar to that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So then I googled who runs Illuminati and apparently jay
Z's the king and Beyonce is the Queen of Illuminati. Yep,
but I don't understand. So so what you're telling me
is it's just a group of wealthy celebrities who like
what they're not doing anything bad.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So you have to understand something. What is what does
everyone want in this world?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I would like a beach house with a surfer, a
couple of dogs, maybe a cat. That's it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, they want.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Power, okay, power, Yeah, I don't want to with.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
With power comes access to anything you could ever want
in your whole life, comes money, comes the word yes
and never know. And that's what people at the end
of the day. We want power And even if we
don't want power to like to tell people what to do,
we want power of our lives, our futures, all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right, you think Illuminati is going to do that?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
The Illuminati. Does that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How do you get inducted to the Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
They come to you, so yeah, yeah, yeah, they come
to you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You are so sure about your your Illuminati facts.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Actually, the radio and media like you, you think I'm
in it use you guys as puppets to get across
what they want.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, they haven't used me.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, you talk about Hollywood on their Listen.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
If Beyonce or jay Z wants to come on the
cougar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
We will gladly No.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Madonna released a song called Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, they talk about it and I don't know. You
can look up on YouTube too if you want to
look it up. People have been noticing that when any
ever someone wins an award and Beyonce is up for
that same award, they always get really emotional and think
Beyonce and as if they're like, I shouldn't have this,
you should have this. They're always like, yes, I love
you Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So if somebody thanks Beyonce, it's a thing. Didn't Taylor
Swift thank Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yes, Adele Billie Eilish, Britney Spears has Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And that means they're in the Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Or I mean the honor of it. They're honoring the
Queen of the Ueen of Illuminati. Now there's a story
because there's so many different avenues. So we're gonna you
gotta follow along, pen and paper. This might be a
little bit of a longer episode of normal. Okay, that's
because there's so many things.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I might have to get more vodka.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
But go ahead, keep these porn while you almost finish.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I love okay, So I'm going to go get there.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
There was a YouTuber that basically said that she was
which I forget her name, but she was approached by
the Illuminati to you know whatever. But they basically have
to sacrifice themselves. So the example or not themselves, well
go themselves, but someone in their life. So an example
(14:25):
of this is Kanye West. His mom died and when
his mom died, that's when he really broke through the
glass ceiling and became this like crazy Big Star, came
up with the Life of Pablo, all that kind of stuff.
So like they come to you and they're like, we
can give you everything you want, but you have to
like literally do as I say, and you have to
(14:46):
sacrifice someone in your life. David Dobrick does a whole
video about it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What do you mean sacrifice? Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Or I want this like we have to take someone
out in your life. Sorry, I don't know if I
can say.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, I wouldn't say that, but so actually remove them
from this world, remove them from this world, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So there's been there's so many different ways to go
about it, and it's all connected and we're not going
to get into it. But obviously every big power organization,
Hollywood other stuff is involved with us and they're all intertwined.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Okay, you had a theory about Britney Spears, Yes, so
Illuminati a mysterious song and then the head shaving incident.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, So you have to understand something.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
This is the deepest cougar Dom podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It really is. We're getting in here today. We're really
deep in the den today. But you have to understand something.
Britney Spears could sell a turd and she'd make millions.
Okay at the time, at least, you know what I mean,
she is so famous. So I think what we all
saw from her was she was kind of getting sick
(15:59):
of maybe being told what to do, how to look,
how to act, what to put out there.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, I think a lot of celebrities are like that,
absolutely like they're they're sick of there. So I'm telling me,
I want to be me.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yes, I'm the artist. And and when you want to
tell an artist to paint within the lions, that's when
we all go crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
So there was a time where she came out within
the zone, which was toxic and all that kind of stuff.
There was like a little hiatus and she showed up
to a radio station. This is all legit and you
can look it up on YouTube. Showed up no shoes on,
no security, no team.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No shoes is wildm.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, she wasn't walking around a gas station.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, Brittany, no shoes, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But to me, it seems like she was in a rush.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, no security, like no.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Just shows up to the station and the radios is like,
oh my god, we have Britney Spears here, Like could
you imagine if like you're just at work on her
Tuesday and Brittany just walked in and it's like, hey,
I have a new album that no one's you have.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A theory about Britney Spears with a head shaving and
all that. She shows up at a radio station with
no secure, nobody with her, shoeless.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Shoeless take it from there with an album in her hand, okay, okay,
And she basically says, I'm coming out with an album.
It's called Original Doll, and I really want you guys
to play the single on it. It's called Mona Lisa.
This is all on YouTube, and she's like, yeah, it's
like a really cool album. She's like very soft spoken
talking whatever, and they play it and basically you can
(17:22):
also look up the song Mona Lisa and look up
the lyrics. It's basically bings She's been cloned. She's been cloned.
This is the only thing out there about the album.
The radio never played the whole album, never talked about
the album again. After playing that song, she never talked
about it ever again. Know nothing about this album ever
came out, nothing about the song ever came out. It's
(17:44):
just wild. So but the reason why is because a
lot of celebrities they do unreleased, they record one hundred
of songs, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They want you to play it. And if there is
there management doesn't like the song, right, it doesn't get played.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
But like there's that confirmation of her on the radio
talking about the song, so she knew it was an
album she wanted whatever. So after that is that was
about two thousand and six. Well, what happened in two
thousand and seven, two thousand and.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Eight is that when she shaved her head.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
On the downward Spiral.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, she shaved her head with hettack the paparazzi car
with an umbrella. Umbrella, I remember that.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, which mind you. You know, post partum depression is
a real thing, and you know, I'm sure that had
something to do with it. But I think Brittany, the
type of person she is, was probably sick of being controlled.
She's a Sagittarius, So Sagittarius like freedom. They're like big
into that. Okay, I'm giving you a whole lesson, and
(18:36):
so I think that she really like tried to get
out of it, and instead of that, they made it
look crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, because she was in Illuminati. So you were telling
me she was in Illuminati. She goes to the radio station.
This is her cry for help.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Do you know the you know, the power Brittany had
back then, bigger than Beyonce has now.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, But I don't believe in Illuminati. That's kind Sorry,
I just literally don't believe in it?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
But how could you not believe in Okay, let's just
bring up a big name.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't believe in it.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He does. I don't believe in it. I know it's real.
What about I'm afraid to say the name because I
feel you're gonna get mad, but I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Anyway, I don't know. Oh no, I'm not going to
get mad.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay, what about?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You think you have flight log Oprah all this stuff?
And then what he was doing on the island.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Do you think he was an illuminati?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
They're all he was giving. Okay, so again, let's pin
it here and we have to go back to the beginning.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Myles, what do you do at night with your boyfriend
Matthew sit there and come up with all these Let's.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Just say I have a very large clip pin board
in my house and there's a lot of yarn and arrows.
There's not I'm really not a conspiracy there, because I
do believe there's a lot of fluff to it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, just we have a circle back, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Power. When you have so much power, things to me
and you that excite us and get us like, oh
my god, we're so excited, Okay, aren't going to excite
people that.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Have power because they're rich, they don't care.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
So unfortunately, their excitement and their fun is the most
sick things that you could only imagine that I will
never even say into this microphone, and I'll let you.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And then circle back to Epstein or Diddy. With Diddy
and Epstein, they're both the same people, right allegedly allegedly
not like actually the same people, but like they're doing
the same thing. But Jeffrey was running a really big rink.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Because you know what, like a sick man.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Sick man.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I saw the Netflix special a sick person.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Giving celebrities access to miners. Okay, that's sick, okay, but
that's what and what's going on with p Diddy, how
many allegations he has with miners.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I just want to point out what this is and
then my research because I don't believe in Illuminati. And
Diddy and his son King Combs were both spotted wearing
sweatpants with the Illuminati symbol, the triangle and the eye
in it from the dollar bill, so they were whereing
and during his era when they raided his house, his
son had the symbol on a pair of pants sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Because they want you to know that. They dangle it
in front of you. That's the whole point.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
They Do you think that? Do you think other members
of Illuminati will help Diddy? Or they're all in hiding
because they're worried about what's coming out?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Have you heard anyone talk about Diddy like on a
microphone on a red carpet?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No can I I don't believe in it. I'm just
gonna say it one more time. But okay, in case
Illuminati is out there, I don't believe in it, but
Miles does.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Think about it. Is some of this as someone who
doesn't believe in it at all compelling? Or do you
believe in coincidences?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I believe in coincidence the universe. If you put it
out to the universe, it's going to come back to you.
That's what I believe. And a bunch of dumb ass
celebrities taken over the world for world domination. I just don't.
In fact, I don't think we need to have award
shows anymore. I don't need to applaud you for making
ten million dollars for a dumb ass movie or a dumb.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Ass I'm sick of this. The movies that win awards
and they suck.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I want to give awards to people that do something
good in the world.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
No, one hundred percent. And you want to know what
it's actually funny about that some celebrity was writing on
people that thank Jesus for their awards. Okay, no, listen,
is that bad to say?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, it's as long as you don't trust Jesus.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, I love Jesus.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I love Jesus.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, I don't love them like that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am spiritual, I am religious. I would thank him
over anybody for Listen.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Everyone has their spirit and what they believe. There's Jesus
God is and I'm not devoted to any church, but
I'm spiritual very much good too. But what I have
to say is, why are you thinking God because you
made that movie and it got you an award? Why? Like,
that's not God.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Put you in that position. God was the one that
puts you in front of that door, in front of
that director. He's the one that No.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
There's people dying, So where's God for them? Oh? God,
she's got the spray.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I listen, honestly, like I just say, I just saved him.
I can't have that negativity.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No, it's not negativity. You have to understand something like
these people are like, thank you God for getting my
three pointer shoe at the basketball game.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yes, because because that's not people dying is not God.
That's the devil.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh they're wrapped up in that's compelling. See how you're changing.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, it's the devil, and he can fight so many battles.
But think about it, he's fighting everybody's battles and he's
fighting the devil.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
So now it's Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't know, but we can all right, So so
can we wrap up Illuminati? We can't. There's more, Okay,
we'll give me more.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Well, what do you Britney Spears gonna be more? See
all ties back to do you have more research?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I do not, Like, I don't have anything on Illuminati
except for it's these big time celebrities that want world domination,
which I don't try to dominate the world.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's what I was gonna say. They already are dominating it.
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
If if Beyonce goes online and says I'm selling pens,
come on, they're running the world right now.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They are running the world, not for long though.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I feel like there's things changing.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The downfall of Hollywood's happening right now, right four eyes.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But I guess to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Listen, Yes, wrap it up, because I've got a great listen.
I have a great idea.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
No, don't you should? You should?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I wish they had a celebrity on your phone to
call them so then we could ask them.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Don't any celebrities.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I'm telling you guys right now, she's in on it.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So you used to have Jamie Fox in my phone?
Did you know he asked me on a date? Holy shit,
that's another episode. That will be another episode.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Obo.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I love Jamie Fox. Oscar nominated actor Jamie Fox asked
me on a date once?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And why did you say no?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's in another pod because he.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Didn't have a surfboard. There's one thing I know about
you in that surfboard. But no, listen, there's a lot
of things with Illuminati. Obviously, there's a lot of fake
stuff out there, but I do believe the real stuff
is what we're witnessing now with Epstein and with p Diddy,
and I think that there's a lot of sick, powerful individuals.
I mean, who is that disgusting director?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh yeah, he's in prison right now.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, but he was just so unimportant.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
He was a pig and unimportant, but he was doing
He was Illuminati too.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
A hundred persons.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
In order to get into Illuminati, they have to invite you.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
They have to invite you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What are the benefits, power and fame?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Everything you could have red.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You got invited to Illuminati? Would you join?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
If I could take someone out that wasn't family share
because I have a long wait.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You have to take somebody out, and you have to
you have to sacrifice either your sanity, like make yourself
look crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I mean, look what they did when Euston to Wait.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
So Whitney Houston was Illuminati.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Her daughter died the same way that she did, And
you're telling me that's a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
What about Britney Murphy and her husband who also died
the same way.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
They also lived in Britney Spears's house. I can't Brittany
moved out because that is weird. That's like a haunting. Wait,
super Cocad, let's just talk the story. I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Second story, Britney Murphy.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Britney Spears owned a home in Los Angeles. Yeah, and
this is again you can look this on There's actually
was just an interview about this recently with celebrities. But
Brittany unto home and Brittany was either push shoved or
saw something weird. Britney spears and she's like, I'm moving
out cell house as is front inunal and her immediately moved.
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It was a quick transaction. Gone gone, Brittany Murphy moves in.
Who dies in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Brittany Murphy and and her husband, I'm the same thing
of pneumonia, which the hairdresser just died of.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Guess who also died of pneumonia? Who pitity s ex
wife Jim is very fit.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Is this all making sense to me now? It's all
like it's all bizarre.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Listen, pr is a thing. Jobs do this on a
small scale. If you were to, I'm going to use
the word fuck fuck up at your job and do
something crazy out in the public. Yes, to do everything
to clean up their acts and silence me and silence
you and silence the story. So think about the top
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power of the world. They will do anything. If if
your friend knew something, They're going to kill your friends
with the Zarmis.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's all made a complete circle with starting with Kylie
Jenner's hairdresser, which was just our pop culture segment this morning,
you know, earlier dying of some random pneumonia to Illuminati
in Brittany Murphy.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
It's there's no thought to it because guess what the
Sheriff's said on it, or the hospital's going to be.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The titos that's talking right now, because.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Now it's kind of well, honey, you're the one with
the shaker next to you. I've had two sets, can
tell you?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Can I tell you? All right? So listen, this is
what I was thinking, because I don't believe in Illuminati.
I don't believe in all these theories that you have.
But we should come up with a cougar Den society
and we should have a secret symbol, okay, and support
each other and get like fame and for if we're
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all in the same cougar society.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
That sounds like an MLM multi marketing, multi level marketing scam,
and I'm in on.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It, Okay, So Miles and I are going to come
up with some sort of what would we call it?
The kugar Den.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
We'll have to get back to you. We're gonna have
to chut gpt that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, we'll do that, because then I think we should
come up with the secret symbols and.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
One hundred percent we could like hide stuff and if
someone finds it, they can get in on it. But
what should they do if they want to be in
on it, because like I could use some money right
now or tell what they should do.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We're not gonna let them off anybody. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
No, but like you got to have a little skin
in the game.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Randomly sage people. You think of bad.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Energy, that's how they're gonna get on it. I don't
have Okay, wait, I might have some bad energy these days,
but I think that they need to like prove their
worth to the to the den society.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Okay, we'll have to come up with something. We're gonna
come up with something for all of our cougars that
follow us, and we're gonna have our own little society,
the cougardn Societ, and we're all going to benefit from it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You are so positive. I love this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I have no idea how will benefit, but we will.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I love it all right, Are you done with your Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
No, I could have set her for hours. But what
that's the thing we got full circle with. I'm just
gonna get my questions because I know that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I feel like the whole full circle came in.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Because listen, we killed it in the sense of started
with the flu. With the flu.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
We started with Haes Sous the hairdresser to the stars, Yes,
dying of some like mysterious pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Just google how many people have died from the flu
around Paddy that were literally right his right hand, the.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Flu or pneumonia? Like how many celebrities have died from
the flu or pneumonia?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Wow, Okay, can we lighten this episode? This is a
heavy episode.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
It was, but you know what, who was going to
talk about it? The Cougars.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
The Cougars are going to talk about it. And I
will say, I do not believe it, and I don't
care about it.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I I don't want to believe it.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Miles does, but I don't. So don't don't come after
me off him? Not me?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, or maybe that's I'm her sacrifice to get in
on it.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
And in fact, if there really was an Illuminati, I
don't even care. I don't care. It doesn't affect me.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
No, I feel the same exact way, like totally doesn't
affect me, but at the same time, like I'm gonna
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, let's play truth or drinks?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Here we God enough to drink.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Listen, I don't have a show for we have no
help today.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I know we don't. We're all by ourselves.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
We usually have like a staff of thirty five.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's gonna get cuckoo for cocoa puffs. All right, So
truth or drink? We're gonna go back and forth three
questions each.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm not drinking that either, because it tastes actually like gross, Like.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Can I get you? Can I get you? You need
to have something to drink.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I'll drink this. Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
If we're playing truth or drinking, you don't answer.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You have the means of my words? What's been down
my throat? Let's just put it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
All right? Do you want to go first? You on
me to go first?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I think you should set the mood.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
All right, m what's the last lie you told?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
My God? Why did we both have lie questions? On? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We do good? Because I was bored with the sex questions.
You're not going to get much out of me with that.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Well, I did ask you a couple of those two.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's fine, but they're going to be boring.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh my god, No, that's for another episode. That's I
have a lie question for you. The last lie I told, Oh,
I'm not going to tell that. Okay, I gotta go
to the one.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
These are, like, my questions this week are a little easier.
I think more get that was a hard one, okay,
but like like a.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Lie, Like I just probably to a client that I
was like, your hair looks great.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, told me I didn't need botox. Once I'm like,
oh you don't, I get that? Shoot me up?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
All right, botox is good? All right? My my question?
Have you ever hooked up in the back of a
driver's car like a limo an uber.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Like full on?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
So just like hook up because like you have.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, when I because I had a fiance for sixteen years,
we used to take limos a lot for the radio station.
But we would just make out. Yeah that's fine, Yeah,
we make out cocktails that make out.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, that's yeah fun. Why doesn't your radio station do
things more like that?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
They should do more?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I don't know, does it mean to say that I'm
this No, not at all. More, guys, you've done a
lot like you need a lemma of everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yes, I do send me on a limo.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
They should be sending you to Milan.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
How about I know, how about you? They send you
an eye out in a limo to do the cougard
and podcast on the road.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Come on, come on, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
My second question, Miles, have you ever lied to me?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I can actually say that that's a good one. I
doubt I can actually sit here and lie to you
and say no, no, i'mkidding. No, I don't think I've ever
told you a lie. I maybe probably didn't tell you
why I had to cancel exactly why because other shit
were going on?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Okay, so like that's not a full on line.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Didn't want to like it's a white lie. Yeah, Like, hey,
like I don't feel good. My whole personal life is
burning down to the grounds. You don't care, you don't
want to know. I mean, you do care about don't
want to know. I don't want to rub it off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
So a white lie, a white lie, that's fine, But
honestly no, because I feel like liars are like, yeah,
sixteen year old little shits yeah, I can't. There's no lie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Lies make you sick. They do, and I have I
have to say back at like I used to like
be someone that like wasn't very truthful to myself. So
I lied to myself about a lot of things. Oh
my god, is that deep?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Such a heavy episode.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So I've like with my relationship now, like I'm so
honest to the point where like if I like secretly
get mcdonald' if I'm on a diet with him, like
I can't look him in the eye without telling him.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You have to tell I'm sorry, I a McDonald I.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Literally you can ask him like it like I'll be nervous.
I okay, So I fucking did this, you know what
I mean? Like I I just I can't. I have
a guilty conscience.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Is when I don't get I'm not big in life
into line.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
All right, Hey, liars, have you ever I probably I
don't know if I have asked you this, But have
you ever been fired from a job? Almost?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
No, No, this is I want to change it. Have
you almost ever been fired from your kissing them more job?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No? Not even close really that I know of, at
least no. I mean maybe behind the scenes the bosses
were talking was fire and I didn't get fired? But no,
oh okay, and I've only had two jobs. Yeah, because
I've been here at the radio station Kiss ninety five
seven for years, and before that, I was at a
classic rock station in New Hampshire for like, I can't
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read six seven, eight years? Do you have a hidden talent?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hidden talent?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you have a hidden talent? Can you touch your
nose with your tongue?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I used to be able to do a four leaflover
with my tongue.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Really, I've seen that online and it's so far and creepy.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Do you have like a wild tongue? I also like,
I don't know if that's a talent.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, you can bend your thumb, You're like double jointed
with the thumb.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I'm not real.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay, I don't either. It was interesting. I thought maybe
he does.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, that is a good question to ask me. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
There you go, your last question, miy.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Okay, this is a good one. Would you rather have
your nudes leak on your personal Facebook?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Send to every boss at your radio station? Oh my god,
it comes right from you?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh my god? Yeah, probably my bosses. Yeah, because my
bosses are cool. I don't care. They'd be like, oh jeez,
you know what, maybe we can get some publicity out
of this and the like Courney, you sent me a nude,
let's just send it out to everybody, say bosses.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, because Facebook, that's a lot of people. But also
like like you like that's.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
A great question.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
But believe your job and like be like I'm never
gonna see you again. So it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, that's a great would you what would you choose
bosses too? I don't have a boss, I know, so
choose bosses.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I guess that you could relate it to my girls,
like my Yeah, I would rather have the girls because
all your girls we're a little too close, so like
they probably have seen everything.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I was gonna say, why do you send me this
photo again?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah? No, I don't have photos, but like we've like
gotten like piss drunk together.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, so send it to them.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
And when you're gay, like it's like different, like boobs
are out.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Boobs might come out in about thirty seconds. We're gonna
all right, ladies, listen the drink. The Cougar cocktail of
the week was the Illuminativy. I'm gonna give it a
four like I didn't love it, okay, and I used
food coloring to make it dark.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ladies, I'm going to give you a four and a
half because you tried.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, I mean, I've made such better drinks. But listen
next week. Our episode drops a couple of days before, uh,
Saint Package. Yes, and I've got a cocktail called the
erin Gobrolis. That's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Is Erin because like Irish girls are named Aaron.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I don't know, but there's some saying called eron Gobra,
eron Gobra. You know what I'll find. Yeah, so I
just added less erin Gobrolis.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I wish that we didn't where we get really drunk
and prank call people.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm in Can we do that next time? You want
to do that?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Weight? No, not next episode because I literally have to
get the toad truck.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I feel like next episode would be great. Is first
of all, my date with Jamie Fox that will be
coming up at some point, yes, or my almost date
with Jimmy FOXX drunk calling people okay, that will come up.
And our next one is our Saint Patrick's Day special.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh my god, thanks for joining us. Check us out
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we're on TikTok. We're on the cougar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
On Instagram, Lincoln By on both of our instagrams. Listen
to the podcast right.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, and make sure that you ask us questions. You
can submit truth or drink questions as well.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Absolutely literally ask us, like how to pay your taxes?
We don't know, but we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We will figure it out. Thanks for joining us. Oh yeah,
let's make a better cocktail, gid Ya
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, hey, welcome to the cougar Den Podcast with
Courney Miles. Yes, we have to kick it off with
our cougar cocktail of the week and this one I
made especially for you. Yes, so today we're going to
talk about Illuminati. We'll fill you in at some big
celebrity conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I just can't believe you've never heard about it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I've never heard about it, but Miles wants to talk
about it. So I made you an illuminatini. Cheers.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It is Tito's vodka.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I made it black food coloring with like a snake
little yes.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Now, I haven't even sampled this yet. It's got pineapple
juice and seven up. Oh and our garnish is gummy worms.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeahtnak.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, let's try it because I'm scared. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Wow. This stays like a college basement.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Have you liked basements? Absolutely tastes like a frat basement.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, like a frat house. Yeah, like a jungle juice.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'd say it's not my favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
No, but it's not horrible. I think that we've done
a lot better. You've done a lot better. You're a
little bartender. But no, it's really good. But just with Illuminati,
like you've literally never heard of it?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
And can we just start by saying my girlfriend said,
if we talk about Illuminati, yeah, you could go missing.
She doesn't want us to talk about Illuminati or anybody
involved in it because she thinks we're going to get hurt.
So I think you should talk all about it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, you're in the radio world, want to talk about it? So, like,
I just I can't believe no one's mentioned it till
you've never heard of the song nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, you're the first person who brought it up to me,
And I was like, what is this?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Wait? So now I'm trying to think that you're in
it because you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm not in it. I's so so it started in Bavaria.
Did you know that? I don't even know where Bavaria is,
but that's where Illuminati started. I think we should talk
about You want to talk about Illuminati first.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Into the celebrities because there's a lot going on right now, So.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You got a little time to google Illuminati before we
get into it. Yes, And then maybe I'll change my
mind and say we're not talking about it because we
could get hurt, we could go missing if we talk.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
About I don't think anyone wants anything to do with
a six foot two, nine thousand pounds baby, So I
think I'm safe. I don't know about you. You're about tickets.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
So all right, So we've got the Illuminatieny. That's a
Cougar cocktail of the week. We're going to talk about Illuminati,
which is celebrities overtaking the world. But first, what the
hell is going on with Justin Bieber this week? I'm
I'm worried for him and his mental health.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, uh, he has like I don't know, I feel
like when you become like a dad, like you should
really care about like what you post and things like that.
And he's been like posting a lot of like.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Did you see the video? So he posted a video
where he was at the some sort of road you know,
his wife has road cosmetics, some sort of event, and
he was talking to like a fan backstage and he
was all, I don't know, he was on something crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
And then he was coming off his sprinter van and
he was yelling at the paparazzi like I'm not the
guy you want to mess with, and all sorts of
things like that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So they accused him of being on drugs, and then
the next day he released a video singing about he
was on drugs. Did you see that video?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So no, I didn't see that one, but I did
see another video of him getting out of the sprinter
van and it's filled with smokes. Like are we talking
like drugs like marijuana?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't know. I don't know, but I think he's
going through something.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Does he have like a spoon and like he's like
going I think something.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't I don't know, but I feel bad for
him because he's going through something.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
He definitely is. I mean he listened at the end
of the day. He's still so hot, Like he is
so hot, and he's hot.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't think he's hot, but I think he's cute.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't know, saying about like Justin Bieber that's just
so hot. But yeah, he was like rapping about doing drugs.
He was wrapping about it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
They were saying, you're doing drugs and now you're rapping
about doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, I saw an E news they were talking about
him saying like something about being as high as a magpie.
But magpie is shit.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't even know what magpie is.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's poop.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, well then he was high on his own pooh.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, I don't know, but that's literally what it is. Like.
You've never heard of a magpie pie pie because they suck.
So I don't really get the correlation with that. But
he's definitely going through something.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
And I think it's stressed about being a new father
or do you think it? I think is deeper than that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
How do you at Justin Bieber's money level, fame, access,
have anything stressful with parent?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Hush, and you're with Haley Bieber too, literally Okay, so and.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
We're not going to pretend that you don't have a
nanny three like, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, So I don't know what he's going through, but
something is going on with Justin Bieber was freaking me
out this week.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm keeping an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
So Miles walks in and he's all devastated because, oh yeah,
Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and gossip Girl
just passed away unexpectedly, only thirty nine years old. What happened,
Oh my god, and they're not seeing what happened. They
said it was natural causes.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I have the perfect segway. By the way, with this
random death to the illuminati. You're gonna hate it, but
I'm gonna love it. Give me a death segue. Yeah,
I will after because we gotta talk about Michelle for
her name is Michelle.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right, Michelle Trachtenberg.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, because I I it was so weird because the
day before I saw a video on TikTok of her
and everyone was like, Oh, Michelle's so hot, Like when
is she gonna make her come back? The next day
that same montage of video that they posted was like, oh,
she just died. I was like, how is that so weird?
Like she just I've never I haven't seen her in years.
It's so bizarre because she was in Buffy. I didn't
watch Gossip Girl.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I didn't watch either. Oh, I mean I've heard of
Buffy and Gossip Girl. I might have watched one or
two episodes, but that was I never got into it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Michelle was Buffy's little sister, okay, but so Oni news
like a bunch of celebrities like they're interviewing or getting
comments about her death or whatever, and Rosie said, you know,
she struggled the last few years. I wish I could
have helped. Then I heard she got a liver transplace.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Struggled with what, Well, I'm freaking liver alcohol maybe, but
I think what is like a shame.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm not gonna say that. So really I'm learning, you guys, like,
she does a lot of editing for this podcast, so
I'm learning. Yeah, I'm learning. But they said it was.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Uh natural causes, which is weird. So we're gonna I'm
sure they're gonna do toxicology on her or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And quite frankly, I don't think anyone deserves beside her family,
to know what really happened. And you know, obviously, if
they want speculation to stop it, if it's bothering them,
they should say something. But you know, I don't. What
are you doing with the dollar bill? Oh that has
the Illuminati? Okay, but yeah, there's been a lot of
mysterious deaths.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
You don't think that Michelle Trachtenberg has something to do
with Illuminati. You don't know, So we shouldn't talk about it.
We should not talk about illuminati. My girlfriend says, we're
gonna get we're gonna regret it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I think a couple of people have told you not
to talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, my mother phone was my mother, Gail just called
and she's like, please don't talk about it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What she literally said was it's not right. Don't talk
about it, like.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wrong, it's wrong.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, the Illuminati is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think they're googling it.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
It is wild and it it's crazy. I don't know.
I don't think it's because like what does she know?
But all I know is that the Illuminati, when people
want to start getting out of it or you know,
expose it, they make you crazy or they kill you.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, so let's get into illuminati.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Can I do my segue?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah? Please do the death segue.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
So, I don't know if you've heard about who died
in the hair world.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, like a hair band hey zeus? No, oh the
hair hairstyl Kylie hairstylist.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yes, he died from he was sick in Mexico, didn't
come back with talent, ak Kylie flew back by himself
whatever because he was so sick and then died in
the hospital of pneumonia or the flu.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well, the flu is rampant, right, now you don't think
it's the flu. You think it's mysterious. What are you
talking about? What? What is up with you on your conspiracy?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, listen, if we're going to talk about it, you
need to have an open mind, okay, because you have
to think the impossible is possible.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Okay, so you think hejeseus.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And also, before we get started, think about it. The
world is so crazy right now, we're not going to
get into it. But like the things you probab could
never imagine are happening right now before us.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, right, okay, I give you that like that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You know what I'm saying allegedly. By the way, that's
the word of every time we say allegedly, we should
drink allegedly because that's going to save us. I learned
that from Kathy Griffin. Oh she didn't actually teach it
to me, but I just heard her say so allegedly. Okay,
he died from the flu, but allegedly I think that
he didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So you think he So they're saying he got the
flu in Mexico, had to come home to go to
the hospital, and that's why Kylie didn't fly with him.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, So I just heard that the talent left him
in Mexico because maybe she had to be back for
a meeting or something like that.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Oh, she left him in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He was too sick. He was too sick to fly
with them. So he was like, just go, I'm assuming
this is how it happened. Just go, I'll fly back
on a later thing when I feel better. Went to
the hospital died in monnat young guy. Everyone that's talking
about him like they're not they're shocked by this.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, here's my thing, because Miles, you are like the
best hairdresser I've met ever met my wife. You're young,
you're younger than he is. Yeah, So for him to
have that caliber clients, like.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
He's signed to an agency, Okay, he's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I was gonna say, how does that happen?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Like because you get signed to an agency, so basically
like you like basically apply to like any you know
what I mean, and if you're good enough that they'll whatever.
But think about this. When you're with me in my
chair or with any of my clients, we talk about everything. Ever,
we're talking about your husband, we're talking about you know,
what you're going through, We're talking about your work stuff.
Like everything, I know, everything I see, text messages, you
(09:31):
show me text message all the things. Yes, so they
hair people are the closest. And this is the second
I don't to a therapist. Yes, but they are exactly
to the stylist, to the celebrity, celebrity mother ever I.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Or he knows everybody's secrets.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
He might say, is the second one from the same agency, God.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
The second hairdresser, Yes, from the same agency that died
from mysterious flu.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
So this other hairdresser that also died, Yes, was a
hair stylist to the stars, to the stars, and he
diag mysteriously.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Two weeks ago, maybe a week ago. So that's what
I'm trying to tell you. There's a lot going Let's
so let's just back that's a little foreshadowing. Let's back
it up a little bit. With Hollywood is like freaking
out right now, is it not.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, all of Hollywood's freaking out for many reasons of course,
the diddy yeah, or the hairstylists, Like, there's a lot
of things.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Just some bieber's going cook. Yes, And from what I
know about the Illuminati and things that I've seen in
research and all that kind of stuff is the Illuminati.
Like I said before, they either want to make you
extremely crazy, like you're a drugged out person, or they
kill you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Okay, then why are we talking about it?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Because we're not in it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It doesn't matter, No, it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Does because we're not in it. And I don't know.
I don't know if I trust you that you're not
in it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Why do you think I'm in it? Because I don't
want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
It, Yeah, like really badly, Like I don't, I don't
want to express But why don't you kind of because
I'm sure you have an introduction to the Illuminati.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Lest here's the introduction to the Illuminati, and then yeah,
I'm gonna let you talk about it. It started in
Bavaria and now it's associated with like a wealthy group
of celebrities that want world domination. Yes, that's basically what
it is. The common symbols of Illuminati. Jay Z's triangular
hand symbol. There you go, triangular hand symbol, triple six
(11:26):
is for the devil yep and the enlightened eye that
you see on the back of a dollar bill. Did
you ever notice that I didn't. I didn't know that
it's right on the back of the dollar bill, like
right there over the pyramid, you'll see the eye. And
why do they Why though, is that the evil eye?
That's the evil eye?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Well, I think that's what they're like symbol like it's
similar to that.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
So then I googled who runs Illuminati and apparently jay
Z's the king and Beyonce is the Queen of Illuminati. Yep,
but I don't understand. So so what you're telling me
is it's just a group of wealthy celebrities who like
what they're not doing anything bad.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
So you have to understand something. What is what does
everyone want in this world?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I would like a beach house with a surfer, a
couple of dogs, maybe a cat. That's it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well, they want.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Power, okay, power, Yeah, I don't want to with.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
With power comes access to anything you could ever want
in your whole life, comes money, comes the word yes
and never know. And that's what people at the end
of the day. We want power And even if we
don't want power to like to tell people what to do,
we want power of our lives, our futures, all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right, you think Illuminati is going to do that?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
The Illuminati. Does that?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How do you get inducted to the Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
They come to you, so yeah, yeah, yeah, they come
to you.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
You are so sure about your your Illuminati facts.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Actually, the radio and media like you, you think I'm
in it use you guys as puppets to get across
what they want.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, they haven't used me.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, you talk about Hollywood on their Listen.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
If Beyonce or jay Z wants to come on the
cougar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
We will gladly No.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Madonna released a song called Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, they talk about it and I don't know. You
can look up on YouTube too if you want to
look it up. People have been noticing that when any
ever someone wins an award and Beyonce is up for
that same award, they always get really emotional and think
Beyonce and as if they're like, I shouldn't have this,
you should have this. They're always like, yes, I love
you Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
So if somebody thanks Beyonce, it's a thing. Didn't Taylor
Swift thank Beyonce?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yes, Adele Billie Eilish, Britney Spears has Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And that means they're in the Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Or I mean the honor of it. They're honoring the
Queen of the Ueen of Illuminati. Now there's a story
because there's so many different avenues. So we're gonna you
gotta follow along, pen and paper. This might be a
little bit of a longer episode of normal. Okay, that's
because there's so many things.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I might have to get more vodka.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
But go ahead, keep these porn while you almost finish.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I love okay, So I'm going to go get there.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
There was a YouTuber that basically said that she was
which I forget her name, but she was approached by
the Illuminati to you know whatever. But they basically have
to sacrifice themselves. So the example or not themselves, well
go themselves, but someone in their life. So an example
(14:25):
of this is Kanye West. His mom died and when
his mom died, that's when he really broke through the
glass ceiling and became this like crazy Big Star, came
up with the Life of Pablo, all that kind of stuff.
So like they come to you and they're like, we
can give you everything you want, but you have to
like literally do as I say, and you have to
(14:46):
sacrifice someone in your life. David Dobrick does a whole
video about it.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What do you mean sacrifice? Hi?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Or I want this like we have to take someone
out in your life. Sorry, I don't know if I
can say.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
No, I wouldn't say that, but so actually remove them
from this world, remove them from this world, allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
So there's been there's so many different ways to go
about it, and it's all connected and we're not going
to get into it. But obviously every big power organization,
Hollywood other stuff is involved with us and they're all intertwined.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Okay, you had a theory about Britney Spears, Yes, so
Illuminati a mysterious song and then the head shaving incident.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, So you have to understand something.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
This is the deepest cougar Dom podcast.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
It really is. We're getting in here today. We're really
deep in the den today. But you have to understand something.
Britney Spears could sell a turd and she'd make millions.
Okay at the time, at least, you know what I mean,
she is so famous. So I think what we all
saw from her was she was kind of getting sick
(15:59):
of maybe being told what to do, how to look,
how to act, what to put out there.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, I think a lot of celebrities are like that,
absolutely like they're they're sick of there. So I'm telling me,
I want to be me.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yes, I'm the artist. And and when you want to
tell an artist to paint within the lions, that's when
we all go crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
So there was a time where she came out within
the zone, which was toxic and all that kind of stuff.
There was like a little hiatus and she showed up
to a radio station. This is all legit and you
can look it up on YouTube. Showed up no shoes on,
no security, no team.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
No shoes is wildm.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Well, she wasn't walking around a gas station.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, Brittany, no shoes, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
But to me, it seems like she was in a rush.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, no security, like no.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Just shows up to the station and the radios is like,
oh my god, we have Britney Spears here, Like could
you imagine if like you're just at work on her
Tuesday and Brittany just walked in and it's like, hey,
I have a new album that no one's you have.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
A theory about Britney Spears with a head shaving and
all that. She shows up at a radio station with
no secure, nobody with her, shoeless.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Shoeless take it from there with an album in her hand, okay, okay,
And she basically says, I'm coming out with an album.
It's called Original Doll, and I really want you guys
to play the single on it. It's called Mona Lisa.
This is all on YouTube, and she's like, yeah, it's
like a really cool album. She's like very soft spoken
talking whatever, and they play it and basically you can
(17:22):
also look up the song Mona Lisa and look up
the lyrics. It's basically bings She's been cloned. She's been cloned.
This is the only thing out there about the album.
The radio never played the whole album, never talked about
the album again. After playing that song, she never talked
about it ever again. Know nothing about this album ever
came out, nothing about the song ever came out. It's
(17:44):
just wild. So but the reason why is because a
lot of celebrities they do unreleased, they record one hundred
of songs, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
They want you to play it. And if there is
there management doesn't like the song, right, it doesn't get played.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
But like there's that confirmation of her on the radio
talking about the song, so she knew it was an
album she wanted whatever. So after that is that was
about two thousand and six. Well, what happened in two
thousand and seven, two thousand and.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Eight is that when she shaved her head.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
On the downward Spiral.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, she shaved her head with hettack the paparazzi car
with an umbrella. Umbrella, I remember that.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, which mind you. You know, post partum depression is
a real thing, and you know, I'm sure that had
something to do with it. But I think Brittany, the
type of person she is, was probably sick of being controlled.
She's a Sagittarius, So Sagittarius like freedom. They're like big
into that. Okay, I'm giving you a whole lesson, and
(18:36):
so I think that she really like tried to get
out of it, and instead of that, they made it
look crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, because she was in Illuminati. So you were telling
me she was in Illuminati. She goes to the radio station.
This is her cry for help.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Do you know the you know, the power Brittany had
back then, bigger than Beyonce has now.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, But I don't believe in Illuminati. That's kind Sorry,
I just literally don't believe in it?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
But how could you not believe in Okay, let's just
bring up a big name.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I don't believe in it.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
He does. I don't believe in it. I know it's real.
What about I'm afraid to say the name because I
feel you're gonna get mad, but I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Anyway, I don't know. Oh no, I'm not going to
get mad.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay, what about?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
You think you have flight log Oprah all this stuff?
And then what he was doing on the island.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Do you think he was an illuminati?
Speaker 3 (19:28):
They're all he was giving. Okay, so again, let's pin
it here and we have to go back to the beginning.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Myles, what do you do at night with your boyfriend
Matthew sit there and come up with all these Let's.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Just say I have a very large clip pin board
in my house and there's a lot of yarn and arrows.
There's not I'm really not a conspiracy there, because I
do believe there's a lot of fluff to it.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Okay, just we have a circle back, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Power. When you have so much power, things to me
and you that excite us and get us like, oh
my god, we're so excited, Okay, aren't going to excite
people that.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Have power because they're rich, they don't care.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
So unfortunately, their excitement and their fun is the most
sick things that you could only imagine that I will
never even say into this microphone, and I'll let you.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And then circle back to Epstein or Diddy. With Diddy
and Epstein, they're both the same people, right allegedly allegedly
not like actually the same people, but like they're doing
the same thing. But Jeffrey was running a really big rink.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Because you know what, like a sick man.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Sick man.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I saw the Netflix special a sick person.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Giving celebrities access to miners. Okay, that's sick, okay, but
that's what and what's going on with p Diddy, how
many allegations he has with miners.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I just want to point out what this is and
then my research because I don't believe in Illuminati. And
Diddy and his son King Combs were both spotted wearing
sweatpants with the Illuminati symbol, the triangle and the eye
in it from the dollar bill, so they were whereing
and during his era when they raided his house, his
son had the symbol on a pair of pants sweatpants.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Because they want you to know that. They dangle it
in front of you. That's the whole point.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
They Do you think that? Do you think other members
of Illuminati will help Diddy? Or they're all in hiding
because they're worried about what's coming out?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Have you heard anyone talk about Diddy like on a
microphone on a red carpet?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
No can I I don't believe in it. I'm just
gonna say it one more time. But okay, in case
Illuminati is out there, I don't believe in it, but
Miles does.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Think about it. Is some of this as someone who
doesn't believe in it at all compelling? Or do you
believe in coincidences?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I believe in coincidence the universe. If you put it
out to the universe, it's going to come back to you.
That's what I believe. And a bunch of dumb ass
celebrities taken over the world for world domination. I just don't.
In fact, I don't think we need to have award
shows anymore. I don't need to applaud you for making
ten million dollars for a dumb ass movie or a dumb.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Ass I'm sick of this. The movies that win awards
and they suck.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I want to give awards to people that do something
good in the world.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
No, one hundred percent. And you want to know what
it's actually funny about that some celebrity was writing on
people that thank Jesus for their awards. Okay, no, listen,
is that bad to say?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, it's as long as you don't trust Jesus.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, I love Jesus.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I love Jesus.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Well, I don't love them like that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I am spiritual, I am religious. I would thank him
over anybody for Listen.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Everyone has their spirit and what they believe. There's Jesus
God is and I'm not devoted to any church, but
I'm spiritual very much good too. But what I have
to say is, why are you thinking God because you
made that movie and it got you an award? Why? Like,
that's not God.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Put you in that position. God was the one that
puts you in front of that door, in front of
that director. He's the one that No.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
There's people dying, So where's God for them? Oh? God,
she's got the spray.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I listen, honestly, like I just say, I just saved him.
I can't have that negativity.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
No, it's not negativity. You have to understand something like
these people are like, thank you God for getting my
three pointer shoe at the basketball game.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yes, because because that's not people dying is not God.
That's the devil.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh they're wrapped up in that's compelling. See how you're changing.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, it's the devil, and he can fight so many battles.
But think about it, he's fighting everybody's battles and he's
fighting the devil.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
So now it's Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't know, but we can all right, So so
can we wrap up Illuminati? We can't. There's more, Okay,
we'll give me more.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Well, what do you Britney Spears gonna be more? See
all ties back to do you have more research?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I do not, Like, I don't have anything on Illuminati
except for it's these big time celebrities that want world domination,
which I don't try to dominate the world.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
That's what I was gonna say. They already are dominating it.
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, they're not.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
If if Beyonce goes online and says I'm selling pens,
come on, they're running the world right now.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
They are running the world, not for long though.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I feel like there's things changing.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
The downfall of Hollywood's happening right now, right four eyes.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
But I guess to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Listen, Yes, wrap it up, because I've got a great listen.
I have a great idea.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
No, don't you should? You should?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
I wish they had a celebrity on your phone to
call them so then we could ask them.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Don't any celebrities.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I'm telling you guys right now, she's in on it.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So you used to have Jamie Fox in my phone?
Did you know he asked me on a date? Holy shit,
that's another episode. That will be another episode.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Obo.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I love Jamie Fox. Oscar nominated actor Jamie Fox asked
me on a date once?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And why did you say no?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's in another pod because he.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Didn't have a surfboard. There's one thing I know about
you in that surfboard. But no, listen, there's a lot
of things with Illuminati. Obviously, there's a lot of fake
stuff out there, but I do believe the real stuff
is what we're witnessing now with Epstein and with p Diddy,
and I think that there's a lot of sick, powerful individuals.
I mean, who is that disgusting director?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Oh yeah, he's in prison right now.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah, but he was just so unimportant.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
He was a pig and unimportant, but he was doing
He was Illuminati too.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
A hundred persons.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
In order to get into Illuminati, they have to invite you.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
They have to invite you.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
What are the benefits, power and fame?
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Everything you could have red.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You got invited to Illuminati? Would you join?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
If I could take someone out that wasn't family share
because I have a long wait.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
You have to take somebody out, and you have to
you have to sacrifice either your sanity, like make yourself
look crazy.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I mean, look what they did when Euston to Wait.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
So Whitney Houston was Illuminati.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Her daughter died the same way that she did, And
you're telling me that's a coincidence.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
What about Britney Murphy and her husband who also died
the same way.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
They also lived in Britney Spears's house. I can't Brittany
moved out because that is weird. That's like a haunting. Wait,
super Cocad, let's just talk the story. I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Second story, Britney Murphy.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Britney Spears owned a home in Los Angeles. Yeah, and
this is again you can look this on There's actually
was just an interview about this recently with celebrities. But
Brittany unto home and Brittany was either push shoved or
saw something weird. Britney spears and she's like, I'm moving
out cell house as is front inunal and her immediately moved.
(26:17):
It was a quick transaction. Gone gone, Brittany Murphy moves in.
Who dies in the house.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Brittany Murphy and and her husband, I'm the same thing
of pneumonia, which the hairdresser just died of.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Guess who also died of pneumonia? Who pitity s ex
wife Jim is very fit.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Is this all making sense to me now? It's all
like it's all bizarre.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Listen, pr is a thing. Jobs do this on a
small scale. If you were to, I'm going to use
the word fuck fuck up at your job and do
something crazy out in the public. Yes, to do everything
to clean up their acts and silence me and silence
you and silence the story. So think about the top
(27:07):
power of the world. They will do anything. If if
your friend knew something, They're going to kill your friends
with the Zarmis.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
It's all made a complete circle with starting with Kylie
Jenner's hairdresser, which was just our pop culture segment this morning,
you know, earlier dying of some random pneumonia to Illuminati
in Brittany Murphy.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
It's there's no thought to it because guess what the
Sheriff's said on it, or the hospital's going to be.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
The titos that's talking right now, because.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Now it's kind of well, honey, you're the one with
the shaker next to you. I've had two sets, can
tell you?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Can I tell you? All right? So listen, this is
what I was thinking, because I don't believe in Illuminati.
I don't believe in all these theories that you have.
But we should come up with a cougar Den society
and we should have a secret symbol, okay, and support
each other and get like fame and for if we're
(28:00):
all in the same cougar society.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
That sounds like an MLM multi marketing, multi level marketing scam,
and I'm in on.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It, Okay, So Miles and I are going to come
up with some sort of what would we call it?
The kugar Den.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
We'll have to get back to you. We're gonna have
to chut gpt that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, we'll do that, because then I think we should
come up with the secret symbols and.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
One hundred percent we could like hide stuff and if
someone finds it, they can get in on it. But
what should they do if they want to be in
on it, because like I could use some money right
now or tell what they should do.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We're not gonna let them off anybody. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
No, but like you got to have a little skin
in the game.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Randomly sage people. You think of bad.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Energy, that's how they're gonna get on it. I don't
have Okay, wait, I might have some bad energy these days,
but I think that they need to like prove their
worth to the to the den society.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Okay, we'll have to come up with something. We're gonna
come up with something for all of our cougars that
follow us, and we're gonna have our own little society,
the cougardn Societ, and we're all going to benefit from it.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You are so positive. I love this.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I have no idea how will benefit, but we will.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I love it all right, Are you done with your Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
No, I could have set her for hours. But what
that's the thing we got full circle with. I'm just
gonna get my questions because I know that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I feel like the whole full circle came in.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Because listen, we killed it in the sense of started
with the flu. With the flu.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
We started with Haes Sous the hairdresser to the stars, Yes,
dying of some like mysterious pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Just google how many people have died from the flu
around Paddy that were literally right his right hand, the.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Flu or pneumonia? Like how many celebrities have died from
the flu or pneumonia?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, think about it.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Wow, Okay, can we lighten this episode? This is a
heavy episode.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
It was, but you know what, who was going to
talk about it? The Cougars.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
The Cougars are going to talk about it. And I
will say, I do not believe it, and I don't
care about it.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I I don't want to believe it.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Miles does, but I don't. So don't don't come after
me off him? Not me?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yes, or maybe that's I'm her sacrifice to get in
on it.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
And in fact, if there really was an Illuminati, I
don't even care. I don't care. It doesn't affect me.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
No, I feel the same exact way, like totally doesn't
affect me, but at the same time, like I'm gonna
talk about it.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, let's play truth or drinks?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Here we God enough to drink.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Listen, I don't have a show for we have no
help today.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I know we don't. We're all by ourselves.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
We usually have like a staff of thirty five.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
It's gonna get cuckoo for cocoa puffs. All right, So
truth or drink? We're gonna go back and forth three
questions each.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm not drinking that either, because it tastes actually like gross, Like.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Can I get you? Can I get you? You need
to have something to drink.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I'll drink this. Listen.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
If we're playing truth or drinking, you don't answer.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You have the means of my words? What's been down
my throat? Let's just put it.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
All right? Do you want to go first? You on
me to go first?
Speaker 3 (30:55):
I think you should set the mood.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
All right, m what's the last lie you told?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
My God? Why did we both have lie questions? On? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
We do good? Because I was bored with the sex questions.
You're not going to get much out of me with that.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Well, I did ask you a couple of those two.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's fine, but they're going to be boring.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Oh my god, No, that's for another episode. That's I
have a lie question for you. The last lie I told, Oh,
I'm not going to tell that. Okay, I gotta go
to the one.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
These are, like, my questions this week are a little easier.
I think more get that was a hard one, okay,
but like like a.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Lie, Like I just probably to a client that I
was like, your hair looks great.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah, told me I didn't need botox. Once I'm like,
oh you don't, I get that? Shoot me up?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
All right, botox is good? All right? My my question?
Have you ever hooked up in the back of a
driver's car like a limo an uber.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Like full on?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
So just like hook up because like you have.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, when I because I had a fiance for sixteen years,
we used to take limos a lot for the radio station.
But we would just make out. Yeah that's fine, Yeah,
we make out cocktails that make out.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, that's yeah fun. Why doesn't your radio station do
things more like that?
Speaker 2 (32:15):
They should do more?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
I don't know, does it mean to say that I'm
this No, not at all. More, guys, you've done a
lot like you need a lemma of everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yes, I do send me on a limo.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
They should be sending you to Milan.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
How about I know, how about you? They send you
an eye out in a limo to do the cougard
and podcast on the road.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Come on, come on, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
My second question, Miles, have you ever lied to me?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
I can actually say that that's a good one. I
doubt I can actually sit here and lie to you
and say no, no, i'mkidding. No, I don't think I've ever
told you a lie. I maybe probably didn't tell you
why I had to cancel exactly why because other shit
were going on?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Okay, so like that's not a full on line.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Didn't want to like it's a white lie. Yeah, Like, hey,
like I don't feel good. My whole personal life is
burning down to the grounds. You don't care, you don't
want to know. I mean, you do care about don't
want to know. I don't want to rub it off.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
So a white lie, a white lie, that's fine, But
honestly no, because I feel like liars are like, yeah,
sixteen year old little shits yeah, I can't. There's no lie.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
Lies make you sick. They do, and I have I
have to say back at like I used to like
be someone that like wasn't very truthful to myself. So
I lied to myself about a lot of things. Oh
my god, is that deep?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Such a heavy episode.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
So I've like with my relationship now, like I'm so
honest to the point where like if I like secretly
get mcdonald' if I'm on a diet with him, like
I can't look him in the eye without telling him.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You have to tell I'm sorry, I a McDonald I.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Literally you can ask him like it like I'll be nervous.
I okay, So I fucking did this, you know what
I mean? Like I I just I can't. I have
a guilty conscience.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Is when I don't get I'm not big in life
into line.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
All right, Hey, liars, have you ever I probably I
don't know if I have asked you this, But have
you ever been fired from a job? Almost?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:55):
No, No, this is I want to change it. Have
you almost ever been fired from your kissing them more job?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No? Not even close really that I know of, at
least no. I mean maybe behind the scenes the bosses
were talking was fire and I didn't get fired? But no,
oh okay, and I've only had two jobs. Yeah, because
I've been here at the radio station Kiss ninety five
seven for years, and before that, I was at a
classic rock station in New Hampshire for like, I can't
(34:21):
read six seven, eight years? Do you have a hidden talent?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hidden talent?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you have a hidden talent? Can you touch your
nose with your tongue?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I used to be able to do a four leaflover
with my tongue.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Really, I've seen that online and it's so far and creepy.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Do you have like a wild tongue? I also like,
I don't know if that's a talent.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, you can bend your thumb, You're like double jointed
with the thumb.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
I'm not real.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay, I don't either. It was interesting. I thought maybe
he does.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, that is a good question to ask me. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
There you go, your last question, miy.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Okay, this is a good one. Would you rather have
your nudes leak on your personal Facebook?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Send to every boss at your radio station? Oh my god,
it comes right from you?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Oh my god? Yeah, probably my bosses. Yeah, because my
bosses are cool. I don't care. They'd be like, oh jeez,
you know what, maybe we can get some publicity out
of this and the like Courney, you sent me a nude,
let's just send it out to everybody, say bosses.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, because Facebook, that's a lot of people. But also
like like you like that's.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
A great question.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
But believe your job and like be like I'm never
gonna see you again. So it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, that's a great would you what would you choose
bosses too? I don't have a boss, I know, so
choose bosses.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I guess that you could relate it to my girls,
like my Yeah, I would rather have the girls because
all your girls we're a little too close, so like
they probably have seen everything.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I was gonna say, why do you send me this
photo again?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yeah? No, I don't have photos, but like we've like
gotten like piss drunk together.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yeah, so send it to them.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
And when you're gay, like it's like different, like boobs
are out.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Boobs might come out in about thirty seconds. We're gonna
all right, ladies, listen the drink. The Cougar cocktail of
the week was the Illuminativy. I'm gonna give it a
four like I didn't love it, okay, and I used
food coloring to make it dark.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Ladies, I'm going to give you a four and a
half because you tried.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, I mean, I've made such better drinks. But listen
next week. Our episode drops a couple of days before, uh,
Saint Package. Yes, and I've got a cocktail called the
erin Gobrolis. That's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Is Erin because like Irish girls are named Aaron.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I don't know, but there's some saying called eron Gobra,
eron Gobra. You know what I'll find. Yeah, so I
just added less erin Gobrolis.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
I wish that we didn't where we get really drunk
and prank call people.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I'm in Can we do that next time? You want
to do that?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Weight? No, not next episode because I literally have to
get the toad truck.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I feel like next episode would be great. Is first
of all, my date with Jamie Fox that will be
coming up at some point, yes, or my almost date
with Jimmy FOXX drunk calling people okay, that will come up.
And our next one is our Saint Patrick's Day special.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Love it?
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh my god, thanks for joining us. Check us out
on all your socialst Cougardan podcast at gmail dot com. Yeah,
we're on TikTok. We're on the cougar Don podcast.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
On Instagram, Lincoln By on both of our instagrams. Listen
to the podcast right.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, and make sure that you ask us questions. You
can submit truth or drink questions as well.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Absolutely literally ask us, like how to pay your taxes?
We don't know, but we'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
We will figure it out. Thanks for joining us. Oh yeah,
let's make a better cocktail, gid Ya
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