April 23, 2025 • 34 mins
It's our big shout out to Andy Cohen!! Get us in the Clubhouse! Plus, the baby craze, baby shower hell,Getting rid of toxic freinds,the Cougar Cocktail,and beauty products and tips that will blow your mind!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, It's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And Miles Juices.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And we're back with another cougar Den.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode, episode and seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now, Miles, is this going to be your favorite episode
because of the Cougar Cocktail of the Week.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, I have to tell you something when you said that,
because I remember telling you I would love to do it,
and you listen.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You're an octave listener and you do things like that,
and I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We're having Bloody Mary's today, and if you want to
see how we made it, I had a Bloody mary
bar all set up for Miles when he got here today.
Check us out on Instagram because the video is up there,
and how to make every single Cougar Cocktail of the
Week The cougar Den Podcast on Instagram. There's my dog, Jackson.
He's feeling better from his ibs flare up last week.
We talked about it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
How's you, Pooper? He's fine?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But here's our Bloody Mary's. And in mine, I put
to strip of bacon. I put baby Keish on a
skewer shrimp.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So good you gotta make it your own.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Pickles, pickles, wooster, sheer horse radish.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Mmmm. I think cougars love a good bloody mary.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Is that a sweet pickle?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, no, it's not. It's gonna it's got a kick
to it. It's got a spicy kick to it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes, so good. What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I have no idea spicy pickle coming off of Easter?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Though, I feel like you come off of Easter. You
eat all that food, you drink all that booze. You
need a good bloody mary.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, you need it. It revives you, it recharges you,
It brings you back to being holy. I do.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm having a religious experience. Just how was Easter?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Easter was great? Got the family together? How to blast?
My brother has had a baby, so the baby just
brings the family together. A baby girl, a baby girl.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Claire, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All our clarinet.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Claire is such an old school, beautiful name.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I think it sounds like a stripper. But I mean,
I'm kidding, No, it's it is. It's that's what they wanted.
So I'm glad that they wanted.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Old Yeah, welcome to the stage, Claire.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, it's more like Sarah. Sarah's a Vanessa Vanessa Sarah Bath.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't anyways, don't say Samantha.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Don't say Sarah Bath.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, all right, well you're the one that said it,
so whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So Easter was good for you, it was good for
me too. It was quiet, it was mellow, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it's fine. We went to a Chinese restaurant and good.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I had friends and you know, at the thing of
the dog, the Vet's like, gotta keep his stress down,
and I thought, oh, I can't have people here, so
we all decided to meet at a bar and just
eat and drink, and that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Did you know going to the strip club alone or
did you bring your friends?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I didn't go to any strip clubs. Don't even put
that out there.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What's funny is do people actually believe me?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People think you're my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well I saw that and then you denied the rummers,
which rude. Okay, But anyways, like your new man, I'm like,
he's gay as hell? Are you kidding me? Glad? That's
all I can get.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
These And he's been in a long term relationship with
the love of his life.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
With another k man. That would have been an awkward
triangle exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And I know you wanted to talk about something today
before I get into snakes.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh, get it out. Love ap of your Bloody Mary.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
My little Cool Tell.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I love the Cougar Dim podcast. By the way, don't
forget we're on YouTube. If you're listening, check us out.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
If you're watching, hey, subscribe and like you want more
subscribers because at some point, if you share this video
and you like and subscribe to our YouTube channel, we're
gonna be able to hook you up with things like
my cougar ha. Yeah, We've got so many big plans
for our cougars.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
We really do. June is going to be a big month,
huge month. It's going to be a big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
We're going to do something special for our Cougar cubs.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, so it's coming up. What did you want to
talk about to bring up? Because like, I wanted to
ask you this, like, was there a point in your
life where everyone had a fucking jop? Sorry you could.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Swear okay once in a while, I don't give a fuck, okay,
perfect even a child?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Why is everyone having babies? Right? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, I was baby crazy for a while, but like
why because I don't know. I think, well, you're still young.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All my friends are having babies.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do you understand I've had Does Matthew want children? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He wants ten one on?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. I was like I was. I was like Matthew
at one point, like I wanted one.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't want to ruin her.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But she's not gonna get trust me, You're you're gonna
be just fine. You are going to be just fine.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No. But like all of my friends are having babies,
it's the age.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's your age, because once you hit mid twenties to
like early thirties, that's when you get it done.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I think all my friends are worse.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're not. They're not.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They're all getting run up on pregnant. If you listen
to the last episode, I think they're lot lizards.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Can I just tell you I wish I had gotten
run up on me too, but I didn't. I didn't
just it just wasn't in the cards for me. And
maybe listen, don't feel pressure to have a child if
you don't want one.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
No, And I think that's the biggest thing I'm learning
as I get older. All jokes aside, I feel like
there's like in society, And Matthew put it in a
really good way. My boyfriend, he's like, we're like unconventional gays,
Like we don't need to do the whole get married,
have kids by the house. Da da da da da.
That's right, Like I kind of want to still have
the sexy life for a little while.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Can I tell you it's not like that anymore anyway,
as far as like, you know, getting married, in a
house and kids, everything is all topsy turvy.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can have a baby with your friend and co
parent and then buy a house with your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Does everyone's gay? It's all just everyone's gay having babies,
not having babies straight.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Don't feel pressure.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You need to live your life because your life is
short and you only have one life, so make it yours.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I do have to say I do miss some roles.
I kind of miss, you know, society norms.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, but they're never coming back. It's your norm
is not somebody else's norm.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I think we're all learning that, so are you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Here's my problem with the whole baby thing. Baby showers. Yes,
I will never go to another I used to go.
I tell you five a year, five a year for
like five years. I don't need your nipple wipes and
your your pea sticks to make sure your milk is okay,
like the gifts and then standing there and watching them pat.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, No, I gotta tell you something. I feel bad
even saying this, but like I just it's one after another,
and like, I'm so happy that my friends are having kids.
I can't wait to be around them all as of right,
I just fucking hate events where I have to sit
and socialize. I hate them.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I hate them, and I hate baby showers. I don't
want to see you open up things for babies.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm not just I feel like we need to stop
with the baby showers, and you know what, stop with
the gender reveals too.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I feel I know you know that exactly. I'm so
sick of the firework bullshit. We're doing this, we're doing that.
You're having a baby, You're not the first, not the last.
I think the only people that you carry is your family.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I totally agree. I think going forward for your baby shower,
you invite your parents and you're and your close friends.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
My friends are gonna kill me for talking about this.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, but I don't think you're saying anything that most
people are inking or feeling.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Because I don't want them to think that I'm not
excited about the baby. I'm so excited about the baby.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So it's the event we don't like, like you're having
a baby. I don't want to sit there and eat
a pink cupcake with your eye and no alcohol because
it's a baby shower.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Was there alcohol at any of these baby showers? You want?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh, I caught messed up at my niece's baby shower.
I was dreading it because you want to know something
else too, And I don't even care if she listens
to this. But there's this girl that like, genuinely like
haunts me from my past that shows up to these events.
These assholes of my friends don't even talk to this girl, really, okay,
and then she shows up at all these goddamn events.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, but why don't you talk to her anymore? Is
she like cuckoo or what?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Because with my ex, you know, we had a falling
out and then my axe hated her, so then I
had to go along with that because you know, I
was a relationship and then she also was kind of annoying.
And okay, you want to know what it was. Yeah,
I do friendships that turn into relationships.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I can't. I just cut somebody out.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
God, I just caught this this girl that I was
hanging out with, and I love her, and she was fun.
She was acting like I was her girlfriend, Like if
I didn't answer the phone or I couldn't get together
meet her for dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It was too much the.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
End of the world.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It makes me not want to hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And not want to see you same.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm easy peasy. It's either gonna happen, it's not gonna happen.
We're gonna hang out, laugh and a fun. But when
you make it so stressful around.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You, it's it's exhausting. Like in my life, I want
to work, I want to come home and then maybe
hang out with a few people here and there. Exactly.
I'm nurturing my career and I'm nurturing my relationship. That's
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And both are doing swimmingly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
By the way, Yeah, we are doing pretty well. We're
actually having a sexy night tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Are you? So? What is for you?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Kenny?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Look at me?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I cameraman. By the way, is Miles boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
If you're just tuning in whatever, however you look at them.
We're having a couple's night, So I got a couples
board games still. Yeah, so we're gonna get to know
each other, our favorite drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Other couples joining you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's just me and him tonight.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You've been together three years, Yeah, and you're doing a
couple's game to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, it's fun. It's like there's some intimacy things with it,
and you have drinks and so like if you don't
do the thing, which you better do the thing, you
drink and then you don't get the point.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Back in the day, I keep bringing up Surfer. Don't
know why. We had a couple's game like that too. Yeah,
and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Have fun tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You're gonna have a ball. You're gonna have a ball.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm gonna get them wasted, and we're just gonna see
what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You're right, you're probably gonna play the game for five
minutes hopefully, Hell the damn game.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But no, back to the baby shower. Stop having the
baby showers under don't stop. I don't know. I want
to have a baby dinner when I have a kid.
I want to have a fun.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
A baby party, Baby.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Mary, when Andy Cohen had a baby shower and all
the housewives they were wasted dance on tape like I
want that, like, let's get I want to get them
messed up. I want to have good food. I want
there to be good music, and I wanted to be
at a fun time of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I also tell you, I'm I always watch Andy Cohen.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I watch him all the time in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, he needs to have us in.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He is podcasters on the Clubhouse all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, the bartenders. Yes, oh my Andy, Andy.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm just saying. Check out our videos the cougar Den
podcast on Instagram. We make cocktails every week. It's the
Cougar Cocktail of the Week.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And love verified on Instagram. I am like, legit. Before
verified became a thing, you were verified, right, yes, so
then dm him verified people can verify people.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yes, all right, listen, after this, we're gonna DM him
and we say we need to be you. We need
to be the bartenders. It's the cougar Den Podcast, Andy Cohen.
We make great cocktails because cougars like to drink meum
yoo exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And I'm really sick of you not realizing who you are.
You are the Andy Cohen of the East Coast. I
know who's on the East Coast swimming in New York,
but like, remember who you are. Get on the phone
and yeah, type away and figure it out.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Come on, Courtney, somebody called Landy Cohen and get them
on the line for me right now.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Baby showers. Done with it? I say no for the
rest of my life. I don't care who you are.
Although if you guys had a baby a baby dinner,
it does, I would do whatever whatever. I will host
the baby dinner.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, Yeah, we're gonna have a fun baby dinner.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'll throw it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I love that, and I'm just I'm not gonna. I
don't like weddings either. To be honest, I don't care
about weddings.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
God, I'm happy you brought that up. Don't say that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, don't Oh oh great, I just I'm just not
a wedding. No baby shower. And I also don't like
your bridle shower. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, I will say this. Okay. So my friend Taylor
just got married in August, bomb food, gorgeous venue. It
was fun, fun, But some weddings I went to, I'm
just like I don't know. It's the same thing everything.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's when you get an invite to a wedding for
somebody who's not like your bestie yeah close circle, but
it's a fringe friend and you feel like you have
to go.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Then it's like, no, I would much rather be like,
send me your venmo in the mail and I'll venmo
you like I would gladly. They just like to give it.
They just want your money, that's all they want. They
just want your money.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And and since when does a dinner cost a It's
like one hundred dollars a person, So literally you got
to send them two hundred box. If they invite you
and a guest and you decline.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's two d I'm going broke.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, stop having babies.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Stop having baby stop being worse. Okay, first of all,
use protection. I'm sick of the goddamn baby booms. Okay, listen, anyways, I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Going to back you up on this.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I love you, Miles, but they're not horse Some of
them are just that just because they're having children.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Don't get angry.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Some of them are horris And you know you're next
on the list. Maybe maybe top it up, maybe tonight
a list, maybe tonight, mat No.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I want to bring something up.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And I know Matthew and I discussed it earlier, and
I don't know if you were aware of it, but
everybody's talking about it, and they've been talking about it
for like two or three weeks. That Jessica Simpson drinks
snake sperm for her vocal cords.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So she's not a quitter, So she is not a
spin or.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Qu She probably thinks she's gonna get pregnant. She says,
it really clears my throat. I'm just a great singer
when I drink snake sperm. She says it tastes like
dark honey.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So is this her ex husband? That the sperm is.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Actual snake sperm that she gets from China? And I
don't know why people are giving from China.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Why does all that weird shit come from other countries?
I'm sorry why.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I looked into it, and they have stricter laws than
we do in the United States when it comes to
like cosmetics and things like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So that's why you want it from because they actually
I think so, I think, so okay, that makes it well,
I mean yeah, because I'm not trying to say America
has the good snake.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sperm, saying that brings me to my salmon sperm that
I think you guys are gonna love and my cougars
are gonna love. So this is my beauty tip of
the day, because remember our cougar cups want beauty tip.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But I think our cougars are gonna love this. It
is salmon sperm. Look, I want to put it on
your hand.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Absolutely, Oh you will let me good that it is sad.
I'm in sperm. And Denise Richards uses uses it. I
saw it on her.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
She's got a reality show and people are asking how
beautiful her skin is. And in one of her episodes,
she's like, Okay, I get a little botox here and there,
and I use salmon sperm. So I googled salmon sperm
and this is the best one and it's metacube and
I got it on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Does my skin not look great right now?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It looks amazing. It looks like you have sperm all
over your face. I tell you something, This company is
really good brand is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a glass jar and it's got like a little
stopper and.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Don't even put just put like rest of the.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Thing, boom, rub it into your skin, Rub it into
your skin. You just put sperm on your hand. This
is not the first dog, right, can you put it on?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It even smells like sperm? Wow, it does not.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
He's joking.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
He's joking like harden.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, it's a moisturizer. It's for fine lines, wrinkles, discoloration.
It's supposed to make you know when they say you
need to eat a Mega threes because a Mega threes
is good for your hair, skin, and nails. That is
literally just putting it on your skin. It's fabulous stuff, ladies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So the ingredients is in Chinese. I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I told you, I told you, And it's not sketchy.
They have the best products.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So when you give Jessica Simpson a hard time for
snake sperm, just remember I'm putting salmon sperm on my face.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Ortney, I need you to understand something. You really can't
read the ingredients on.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I told you you can't. But what does it say?
So salmon DNA, I don't know what it says front
roll it around, p d.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
R and pink peptid serum.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, Google it it's salmon's.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
No, I believe you that it's sperm. I have a
couple of questions. You can't just brush this over. I
know she wants to move on to the next book.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They have snail excrement next.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, well, before we bring out extrement excrement? What's that?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know this, I'll tell you ask me your question.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, okay, how are they getting the sperm?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Can't you milk a salmon? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, you're I figure anyone knows if you can milk
a salmon, it's you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
How do you get salmon sperm?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You and your girlfriends?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I think when you catch salmon and they cut it
open and then they scrape out the eggs and the insides.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's probably where they get the sperm.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And then they use every part of the fish you
might eat the fish, and then they take the sperm
and they put it in a bottle and they ship
it to me.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It smells really good. I have to say, this would
be a really good primer, right, yes, because there's a
little bit of tackiness to it. It is.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I put it on my face and then I put
my makeup on, and then another tip I want to
tell the ladies. Is this it's snail excrement, you know,
in the snail. You see a snail at the beach
and they move and there's that slime. Yep, that's in
this jar. Okay, and it is called snail ninety two.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Look it up. This is to tighten your neck. This
is the best stuff. But watch, I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna pull it. Look see it. How stringy it is.
It's see it here. Put it on your hand. Give
me the other hand, without the snail sperm, without the
salmon sperm. Rub that in. How beautiful is that? This
is my beauty tips.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Matthew's in the corner going we are not having sex
night tonight. Go you have got snail right? Do you
want to try it?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All that you?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
He does, Okay, he'll think about it. That's just my
beauty tips. I know you always do the beauty tips,
but girls, check out. Okay, snail ninety two.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
This is what I gotta say. Snail ninety two. This
feels more moisturizing. It is. Listen, where'd you find this
one again?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Amazon? Where you get everything?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
No, Actually, my sister sent me the snail ninety two.
My sister is a if you want to check her
out divastuff dot com. That is her business and she
has beauty products. She's also on TikTok lipflirt dot com.
She is like top of the line anything, and this
is a good one.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
The snail.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
The snail is very feel feel my.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
But this feels okay.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, don't give Jessica Simpson a hard time when she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Gargling sperm backstage before she gets on stagey, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's snake sperm for her vocal cords. This stuff is good, ladies,
trust me.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, I believe it's.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Two products, and I don't. They're not getting paid to
say it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, the Kardashians also, Kim said something about doing the
salmon sprim facials. What Kim did in no way. Yes, yeah, yes,
But now that we're on this topic, I gotta tell you,
and we talked about this the other day. You got
to come in for a chemical peel. Oh yeah, it
changed my life.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Back in the day when you had a chemical peel,
and I remember my sister went in for a chemical
peel her face.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Was so burned.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So I went and got my hair downe the other
day at your Miles Joseph studio, and your skin was
like glowing, and I was like, what did you do?
And he's like, I just had literally that morning, had
a chemical peel.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Was it that morning? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It was that morning. You weren't red at all, there
was no irritation. What was it?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Light? So I got the microdrom brasion, which is like
it feels like a cat licking you, okay, and that
removes the dead skin, which is amazing. And then she
went in with the bright skin peel from Face Reality,
which is a no downtime peel. It's also pregnancy safe
and breastfeeding safe.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
For your horror girlfriend my.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Horse for any horror that's pregnant. Right, No, I'm kidding.
I don't think that horse. It's a beautiful thing. I
love women more than men anyways. But yeah, it's amazing.
The glow is nuts, so like it literally looks like
I just like found out I was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, because you were glowing and I was like, what
did you just do? And You're like, I just had
a chemical peel?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
How did you become my sister?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Couldn't leave the house for over seven days because your
face was so red.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Technology is changing, man, And.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Then this is something just for our cougars and our
cougar cubs, because I feel like a lot of cougars
have tramp stamps.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Do you know that the tramp stamp is returning thanks
to gen Z.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
It was out in the news last week that there
has been an uptick huge According to tattoo artists, gen
Z is coming in and droves saying the tramp stamp,
which used to be an ick, is.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Now super cool.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, And the only thing they're changing is it's more
delicate and refined, small little stamps.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Tramp stamps, right, not like the thicker tattoo.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah. Like my girlfriend's hold back.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
My friend who's a girl miles, Yes, she's gonna tramp
stamp goes the whole.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of her back.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Did you follow the tramp stamp?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I did not. I have my own.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I know, I got a small small The reason why
gen Z is doing this is because Charlie XCX is
kind of bringing back the whole early two thousands, love
it nineties vibe.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Charlie have a tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm sure she does, but it's like this dirty grungey
like I call it cause playing Oh I am I
gonna say that? So U I'm watching myself. Okay, I'm glad,
but I'm just saying, like she's Charlie bringing back this
like grunge era.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
An edgy a more edgy era. Yea.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Like you know those like shirts that are like they
tie right here and if you were to untie, your
tits would be out. Oh yeah, like that. You love
halter top. I love a good halter top because you're
just like oops, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And they're bringing them back.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Everything's coming back.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, I think everything old is new again, but I
don't know. I felt good because we've been trashed for
Tramps stamps for years and all of a sudden, gen
Z's like, you know that Tramps stamps kind of cool.
I think we're gonna get one.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And muffin tops and love handles are also about No.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
They're not really.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I like a good I feel like side boob is
always good.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well, side boob. You can't help that if you have
big boobs.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Corny, that's true. I know I don't have side boob.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You don't know. You gotta get yourself back in a
halter top shelve the tramps sample Little Lowrie Jean. Come on,
you crack me up?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
All right? Do you want to do Truth or Drink?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Already? Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know I feel like it's just flying by, but
I need have having fun? Is it? Are we actually
playing Truth or Drink? And we drink no matter what?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well, we automatically drink. And also me and you don't
ever not say anything because we're actually overshares.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Can we just mention that Andy Cohen needs to contact us?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Please? Courtney, you know someone that knows him.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Who I'll find out. I'll find out.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Come on, you've been in radio for thirty years, right,
come on, come on, Bacon, you don't you couldn't get
in touch with anyone.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I will get in touch with it myself.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Just be like, at least get to take us to
the show. I actually have an email to this girl
that can get us tickets, but she just like to
answer my emails. So I just keep emailing her. But
it is someone that I'm not supposed to have her email,
and they keep asking, but I'm pretending that like I
know her. I'm like, oh hey, so I don't know
what her name is, but I keep going with Sarah. Hey, Sarah,
two tickets this weekend? What are you going on for? Watching?
Up and answer?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
But we need to be the bartenders.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I want to be the bartender. But I think if
we get our foot in the door within the audience,
I get on my knees and I think we can
make something happen.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You do that, I'm choking on my horse, Radish, all right,
you will lose.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Start, all right, I'm gonna start because I had a
good one my hair. Oh kay. If you had twenty
four hours to do whatever you want with zero consequences,
what would you do?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh my god? Yeah, I think I would with zero consequences.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
See I'm so boring zero consequences.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Not boring your filtered right now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I would get would I steal something?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I feel like I would go to Home Goods?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
No, I've got to Home Goods And I would just
load up a shopping cart and go home.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I would walk into a Mercedes Benz dealership. Oh, come on,
I do a couple of things. I would grab my
jew wagon. Okay, I would go take my car and
I would stop run a few people over because I
have consequences and there's a couple that deserve that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was just going to home goods.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I'm I'm trying to hurt someone because I have
a couple people that I want to hurt. But I
don't want to like something that out.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I can do that for you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You want to hurt them? Yeah, a little bit, a
little okay? Perfect? And then I think what I'm going
to do with no consequences is I'm going to go
up to THEO James and I'm going to kiss him.
Who's the my celebrity crush?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh? Stop? Can we do that?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So hot?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I'm going to go up to a Paul Halloo from
the British Baking Show and I'm going to tear him up.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You are going to take his little easy bake shop.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He bake of it and you're just much on it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So basically, we can do whatever the hell we want. Yeah,
but how do we find these celebrities? They're just there
for us? Yeah, Okay, in fantasy.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
THEO James is right nextor I told Matthew, I said,
if theo James walks in and you're there. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So that's your hall pass.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I wouldn't even call it a hall pass because I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, does Matthew have one? And I don't care?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Don't care, Matthew? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well you need to think about.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It because you're so like now.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Julian Edelman.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Okay, let me see something, because is it that minds
Paul Hollywood? Fifty eight year old bread baker.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Who this is Julian Edelman. Let's say a football wide receiver?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh god, yeah, let me see. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
No wonder this has been on his history recently.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Kind of looks like you mine.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He doesn't. He's ugly as.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
He he is not even close to ugly. What are
you talking? He give me give me the picture. He's
hands That is not him.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That's an old man, is handsome, and he's got the
same color beard as you and the full beard.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No? Yeah, yeah, okay, so Mathy, that's what you want.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, that's why he likes you.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, I look nothing like Juliani EDELMGANI you're kind of close.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Comes in this house same facial here. Okay, are you
ready for my question? All right, here's my question, Truth
or Drink Ladies Cougar Den podcast. Oh I love this,
Cougar cub Dan Yelli submitted wait wait.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wait, wait wait? Have how many contes? We've answered one?
Truth or Drinks?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I know and I'm I'm on mine. We're going back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh, I thought you wanted to Cougar News.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
No, no, no. Cougar Cube submitted this question for truth
or Drinks? Have you had a drink?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Apparently? Apparently you have you ever had a crush on
a friend's dad or mom? Hell, yeah, you have. I
have screwed a couple of their dads.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No you have not.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No, I haven't, but I wish I did.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I have had a crush on his dad. Who oh, no,
don't say it and then you ask him who?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, So one of my friends dad has a huge,
huge you know. How do I know? Because at her
wedding rehearsal he's wearing skin tight shorts. I probably shouldn't.
And let me tell you something that stand right there
I'm talking to Tip is he married absolutely with three children?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So Danielle, yes, he has had a crush on somebody.
Oh yeah, you know what? Oh my god, I kind
of do have a crush on your dad, Gail? Does
my mom and I both.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
A little funny?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
My mom was very flirty with your dad.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Was his name Tony Todd?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I know called Matthew Miles? Do you call me more?
And my dad Tony? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay Todd? Ladies, Miles Dad Todd is so cute.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We pranked my friend one time and said that she
got drunk and kissed him because she was blacked out,
and she totally believed it. And I said that we
had it on camera and I was going to show
my stepmom.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh my god, so Danielle.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But that was a really good question because yes, I
have a mini crush on Miles dad. Yeah, all right,
your question is next.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
He's not ready.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh god, I got two great ones. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
If your excess formed a group, chot, what's one thing
they'd all agree on? Oh my god, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Ah that I'm crazy in a good way.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Crazy like you know there's a bedroom crazy like where.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, there's like tire slasher crazy. That's not me. Oh,
I'm crazy like fun, like, Hey, you want to go
like skydiving? Yeah, maybe I'll think about it. Or I think,
oh god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I got someone to beat the shit out of you
in a book.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Can one of my exes please reach out?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I say, yeah, they'd say, all, I got a bush.
I gotta you know, I like this. I like that. No, okay,
well I gotta tell you something coortanty this.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Year this summer, I'm so vanilla.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Have you ever heard of a hot girl summer? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I tried to have one.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
No, you're having one this summer? Oka?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, because I tried last summer the summer before and
it just.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You ever see baby Mama?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
No? Wait, who is it at? Cameron Diaz?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Now? Oh yes, So you know when she amy polar
or sorry, Tina fe is like all up tight and
they're like, we're gonna go to the bar and she
has the cute thing and she makes her wear that. Yes,
we're doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Can we do that? Please?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We're taking the Vista lounge. I just all right, let's
have a Mohican sun night.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, I will go because when I think about it,
I feel like they would all probably say something nice
or she's kind and she likes to cook for us.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm boring. I know, so boring. How about you? What
would all your exes say about you?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That he's very grothy, that heat and I'm kidding. No,
I don't know that I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like mine say the
same thing. She's a little crazy. Emotional, but me too,
not in a bad way, but like like emotional, all.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Right, emotional and crazy. You got to stop feeding me drinks.
I can't. I can't be doing these. You know.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Have you ever been attracted to a cartoon character?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Courtney?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I just saw this. I swear to god. It was
like Island or even related that I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, remember no, actually I have not. I never have, have.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You No, no, not a cartoon character. But I mean,
if I were to me, it might be like Popeye
was pretty.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He was pretty, Like, no, I don't think like Barney.
He's pretty. It's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, he was cute, very earthy. Barney was very earthy.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh, I have a good one for you. Next. Have
you ever helped someone cheat?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, and that was like cheater, cheater, cheater.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Did you tell her to stop being a whire?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I did not, because she wasn't in love with the
guy that she was like with I don't even know
if they were engaged. They lived together for like ten years,
and she I think she wanted to cheat on him
with like a like a personal trainer or something a
lot of she so she would say that she was.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
At my house when she really wasn't at my house.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Did he ever call you? And say?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh? Never did? But I allowed her to say. She'd
call me first and go, hey, you know, tell my
boyfriend that I'm at your house. I like, yeah, I'm like,
I don't care because I didn't want to get involved.
Like their relationship is their relationship. I don't want to
get it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
But I'd say, okay, I'll just if the phone rings,
you're at my house, you're in the bathroom, you yeah,
how about you?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have you ever helped anybody cheat?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Have I ever helped anyone cheat?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Because I would tell my friends just to leave them.
I think that you just got to do.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That, rip the band aid off.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And if they're like a douchebag, like, don't get me wrong,
if we were out, I'd be like, oh my god,
go hook up with him right now, because once you
get the taste of that flavor of freedom. You're gonna
want to kiss it because I's come back.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You're gonna be gone.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Guilty pleasure TV show that you wouldn't want anybody to
know you watch.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Barefoot can Tessa because yeah, and if you don't want
to end up.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I love beer.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I follow to it sometimes. Then you want to know
something so funny. I took a gummy like maybe like
three or four months ago, and I was laying in
bed and I was watching it and it was like
my comforting because I started getting paranoid because I don't
take gummies. I just wanted to sleep. Anyways, the next morning,
I'm like rushing to work and I get my phone.
My phone automatically plays when I get there, and the
theme song to barefo testas blasting in my car. No no, no, no, no,
(31:29):
no no. I literally ship myself. I was like, that's
so funny. Oh my god, how about you?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Mine would be uh from couple to Throuble?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh wow. I know it's on.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Peacock No, but I was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's like I've watched it, have you?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Did you like it the first time?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Is not a gay couple? Right? And they had three songs. Yes, yeah,
I follow one of them on You Do Not I'm
lying he's hot Jonathan, Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Jonathan was a cuties. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I just really got into that shows not that I've
ever wanted to be in a throuble.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's interesting, but it was interesting.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's like these couples go to an island. Yeah, and
then there's a bunch of singles on the island and
the couple tries to get a third party involved and
they become like a throttle.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes, it's it's it's very interesting. Can I ask you one?
Please do, and then we'll leave wrap it up, truth
or drink.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Submit questions to us too the cougar Don podcast Please
Do on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Have you ever had a sneaky link that you regretted?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What's a sneaky link?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
So like that's someone like you don't want anyone to
know that you're like hooking up what they're talking to.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yes, oh my god, this might be a good one.
Back in the day, years and years ago, there was
a traffic reporter I'm not going to say his name.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh, I'll do it all.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The air traffic reporter. He was single and I was single,
but We didn't want anybody to know that we were
hooking up, Okay, And so yeah, he would come over
to my house at night.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You know the best roots.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
He did know the best roots, fastest roots.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yea courdy.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The funny thing is he couldn't tell me he was
going to be late because of traffic, because dude, you
know the traffic.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah. Oh he was fun.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
He happened, he was, I.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't know, he just kind of disappeared and a fizzled
out and then he got married and had kids. Fucker,
how about you?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
And I don't think anybody knows to this day that
I was hooking up at the traffic reporter?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
How about you? Who are you hooking up with?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Probably just a certain type of person that I was
hooking up with that people would probably be like, what
I was really into? Like eighty year olds at one point?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm kidding, no, but like I had some I had
some flavors of stuff and I was and everyone was
like whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
But nobody knew. I love these questions.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh that's it. Can we wrap it up? Wrap cougar cubs?
We love you. If anybody gets a contact for Andy Cohen,
reach out to him because we have to be at
the bar mix and drink.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, come on, we make a mean shrimp cocktail drink.
This is so good, he'd be and J Martini, I
mean that was the one. It was.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm telling you we need to be in the clubhouse
with Andy Cohen. But ladies, send us your questions.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
For truth or drink.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We've got a new feature we that we're gonna do
every so often, which is called Cougar News. So if
you have anything you want to say or talk about,
just send us a DM on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, let us watch.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Us on YouTube by her radio app and kiss ninety
five to seven dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yep oh
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, It's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And Miles Juices.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And we're back with another cougar Den.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Episode, episode and seventy eight.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now, Miles, is this going to be your favorite episode
because of the Cougar Cocktail of the Week.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
No, I have to tell you something when you said that,
because I remember telling you I would love to do it,
and you listen.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
You're an octave listener and you do things like that,
and I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We're having Bloody Mary's today, and if you want to
see how we made it, I had a Bloody mary
bar all set up for Miles when he got here today.
Check us out on Instagram because the video is up there,
and how to make every single Cougar Cocktail of the
Week The cougar Den Podcast on Instagram. There's my dog, Jackson.
He's feeling better from his ibs flare up last week.
We talked about it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
How's you, Pooper? He's fine?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But here's our Bloody Mary's. And in mine, I put
to strip of bacon. I put baby Keish on a
skewer shrimp.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So good you gotta make it your own.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Pickles, pickles, wooster, sheer horse radish.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Mmmm. I think cougars love a good bloody mary.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Is that a sweet pickle?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
No, no, it's not. It's gonna it's got a kick
to it. It's got a spicy kick to it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yes, so good. What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I have no idea spicy pickle coming off of Easter?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Though, I feel like you come off of Easter. You
eat all that food, you drink all that booze. You
need a good bloody mary.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, you need it. It revives you, it recharges you,
It brings you back to being holy. I do.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm having a religious experience. Just how was Easter?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Easter was great? Got the family together? How to blast?
My brother has had a baby, so the baby just
brings the family together. A baby girl, a baby girl.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Claire, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All our clarinet.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Claire is such an old school, beautiful name.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I think it sounds like a stripper. But I mean,
I'm kidding, No, it's it is. It's that's what they wanted.
So I'm glad that they wanted.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Old Yeah, welcome to the stage, Claire.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
No, it's more like Sarah. Sarah's a Vanessa Vanessa Sarah Bath.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I don't anyways, don't say Samantha.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Don't say Sarah Bath.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, all right, well you're the one that said it,
so whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So Easter was good for you, it was good for
me too. It was quiet, it was mellow, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, it's fine. We went to a Chinese restaurant and good.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I had friends and you know, at the thing of
the dog, the Vet's like, gotta keep his stress down,
and I thought, oh, I can't have people here, so
we all decided to meet at a bar and just
eat and drink, and that's what we did.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Did you know going to the strip club alone or
did you bring your friends?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I didn't go to any strip clubs. Don't even put
that out there.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What's funny is do people actually believe me?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
People think you're my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well I saw that and then you denied the rummers,
which rude. Okay, But anyways, like your new man, I'm like,
he's gay as hell? Are you kidding me? Glad? That's
all I can get.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
These And he's been in a long term relationship with
the love of his life.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
With another k man. That would have been an awkward
triangle exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And I know you wanted to talk about something today
before I get into snakes.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh, get it out. Love ap of your Bloody Mary.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
My little Cool Tell.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I love the Cougar Dim podcast. By the way, don't
forget we're on YouTube. If you're listening, check us out.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
If you're watching, hey, subscribe and like you want more
subscribers because at some point, if you share this video
and you like and subscribe to our YouTube channel, we're
gonna be able to hook you up with things like
my cougar ha. Yeah, We've got so many big plans
for our cougars.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
We really do. June is going to be a big month,
huge month. It's going to be a big deal.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
We're going to do something special for our Cougar cubs.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, so it's coming up. What did you want to
talk about to bring up? Because like, I wanted to
ask you this, like, was there a point in your
life where everyone had a fucking jop? Sorry you could.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Swear okay once in a while, I don't give a fuck, okay,
perfect even a child?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Why is everyone having babies? Right? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yes, I was baby crazy for a while, but like
why because I don't know. I think, well, you're still young.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
All my friends are having babies.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do you understand I've had Does Matthew want children? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He wants ten one on?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah. I was like I was. I was like Matthew
at one point, like I wanted one.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't want to ruin her.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But she's not gonna get trust me, You're you're gonna
be just fine. You are going to be just fine.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
No. But like all of my friends are having babies,
it's the age.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's your age, because once you hit mid twenties to
like early thirties, that's when you get it done.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I think all my friends are worse.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
They're not. They're not.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
They're all getting run up on pregnant. If you listen
to the last episode, I think they're lot lizards.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Can I just tell you I wish I had gotten
run up on me too, but I didn't. I didn't
just it just wasn't in the cards for me. And
maybe listen, don't feel pressure to have a child if
you don't want one.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
No, And I think that's the biggest thing I'm learning
as I get older. All jokes aside, I feel like
there's like in society, And Matthew put it in a
really good way. My boyfriend, he's like, we're like unconventional gays,
Like we don't need to do the whole get married,
have kids by the house. Da da da da da.
That's right, Like I kind of want to still have
the sexy life for a little while.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Can I tell you it's not like that anymore anyway,
as far as like, you know, getting married, in a
house and kids, everything is all topsy turvy.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You can have a baby with your friend and co
parent and then buy a house with your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Does everyone's gay? It's all just everyone's gay having babies,
not having babies straight.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Don't feel pressure.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You need to live your life because your life is
short and you only have one life, so make it yours.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
But I do have to say I do miss some roles.
I kind of miss, you know, society norms.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, but they're never coming back. It's your norm
is not somebody else's norm.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I think we're all learning that, so are you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Here's my problem with the whole baby thing. Baby showers. Yes,
I will never go to another I used to go.
I tell you five a year, five a year for
like five years. I don't need your nipple wipes and
your your pea sticks to make sure your milk is okay,
like the gifts and then standing there and watching them pat.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
No, No, I gotta tell you something. I feel bad
even saying this, but like I just it's one after another,
and like, I'm so happy that my friends are having kids.
I can't wait to be around them all as of right,
I just fucking hate events where I have to sit
and socialize. I hate them.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I hate them, and I hate baby showers. I don't
want to see you open up things for babies.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I'm not just I feel like we need to stop
with the baby showers, and you know what, stop with
the gender reveals too.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I feel I know you know that exactly. I'm so
sick of the firework bullshit. We're doing this, we're doing that.
You're having a baby, You're not the first, not the last.
I think the only people that you carry is your family.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I totally agree. I think going forward for your baby shower,
you invite your parents and you're and your close friends.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
My friends are gonna kill me for talking about this.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, but I don't think you're saying anything that most
people are inking or feeling.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Because I don't want them to think that I'm not
excited about the baby. I'm so excited about the baby.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So it's the event we don't like, like you're having
a baby. I don't want to sit there and eat
a pink cupcake with your eye and no alcohol because
it's a baby shower.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Was there alcohol at any of these baby showers? You want?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh, I caught messed up at my niece's baby shower.
I was dreading it because you want to know something
else too, And I don't even care if she listens
to this. But there's this girl that like, genuinely like
haunts me from my past that shows up to these events.
These assholes of my friends don't even talk to this girl, really, okay,
and then she shows up at all these goddamn events.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, but why don't you talk to her anymore? Is
she like cuckoo or what?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Because with my ex, you know, we had a falling
out and then my axe hated her, so then I
had to go along with that because you know, I
was a relationship and then she also was kind of annoying.
And okay, you want to know what it was. Yeah,
I do friendships that turn into relationships.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I can't. I just cut somebody out.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
God, I just caught this this girl that I was
hanging out with, and I love her, and she was fun.
She was acting like I was her girlfriend, Like if
I didn't answer the phone or I couldn't get together
meet her for dinner.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It was too much the.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
End of the world.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
It makes me not want to hang out with you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And not want to see you same.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I'm easy peasy. It's either gonna happen, it's not gonna happen.
We're gonna hang out, laugh and a fun. But when
you make it so stressful around.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You, it's it's exhausting. Like in my life, I want
to work, I want to come home and then maybe
hang out with a few people here and there. Exactly.
I'm nurturing my career and I'm nurturing my relationship. That's
what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And both are doing swimmingly.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
By the way, Yeah, we are doing pretty well. We're
actually having a sexy night tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Are you? So? What is for you?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Ken?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Kenny?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Look at me?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I cameraman. By the way, is Miles boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
If you're just tuning in whatever, however you look at them.
We're having a couple's night, So I got a couples
board games still. Yeah, so we're gonna get to know
each other, our favorite drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Other couples joining you.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It's just me and him tonight.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
You've been together three years, Yeah, and you're doing a
couple's game to get to know each other.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Well, it's fun. It's like there's some intimacy things with it,
and you have drinks and so like if you don't
do the thing, which you better do the thing, you
drink and then you don't get the point.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Back in the day, I keep bringing up Surfer. Don't
know why. We had a couple's game like that too. Yeah,
and it was fun.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Have fun tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
You're gonna have a ball. You're gonna have a ball.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
I'm gonna get them wasted, and we're just gonna see
what happens.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You're right, you're probably gonna play the game for five
minutes hopefully, Hell the damn game.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
But no, back to the baby shower. Stop having the
baby showers under don't stop. I don't know. I want
to have a baby dinner when I have a kid.
I want to have a fun.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
A baby party, Baby.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Mary, when Andy Cohen had a baby shower and all
the housewives they were wasted dance on tape like I
want that, like, let's get I want to get them
messed up. I want to have good food. I want
there to be good music, and I wanted to be
at a fun time of the day.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And I also tell you, I'm I always watch Andy Cohen.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I watch him all the time in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, he needs to have us in.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
He is podcasters on the Clubhouse all the time.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, the bartenders. Yes, oh my Andy, Andy.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm just saying. Check out our videos the cougar Den
podcast on Instagram. We make cocktails every week. It's the
Cougar Cocktail of the Week.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And love verified on Instagram. I am like, legit. Before
verified became a thing, you were verified, right, yes, so
then dm him verified people can verify people.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yes, all right, listen, after this, we're gonna DM him
and we say we need to be you. We need
to be the bartenders. It's the cougar Den Podcast, Andy Cohen.
We make great cocktails because cougars like to drink meum
yoo exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
And I'm really sick of you not realizing who you are.
You are the Andy Cohen of the East Coast. I
know who's on the East Coast swimming in New York,
but like, remember who you are. Get on the phone
and yeah, type away and figure it out.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Come on, Courtney, somebody called Landy Cohen and get them
on the line for me right now.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Baby showers. Done with it? I say no for the
rest of my life. I don't care who you are.
Although if you guys had a baby a baby dinner,
it does, I would do whatever whatever. I will host
the baby dinner.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, Yeah, we're gonna have a fun baby dinner.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'll throw it.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I love that, and I'm just I'm not gonna. I
don't like weddings either. To be honest, I don't care
about weddings.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
God, I'm happy you brought that up. Don't say that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, don't Oh oh great, I just I'm just not
a wedding. No baby shower. And I also don't like
your bridle shower. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, I will say this. Okay. So my friend Taylor
just got married in August, bomb food, gorgeous venue. It
was fun, fun, But some weddings I went to, I'm
just like I don't know. It's the same thing everything.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
It's when you get an invite to a wedding for
somebody who's not like your bestie yeah close circle, but
it's a fringe friend and you feel like you have
to go.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Then it's like, no, I would much rather be like,
send me your venmo in the mail and I'll venmo
you like I would gladly. They just like to give it.
They just want your money, that's all they want. They
just want your money.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
And and since when does a dinner cost a It's
like one hundred dollars a person, So literally you got
to send them two hundred box. If they invite you
and a guest and you decline.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
That's two d I'm going broke.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, stop having babies.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Stop having baby stop being worse. Okay, first of all,
use protection. I'm sick of the goddamn baby booms. Okay, listen, anyways, I'm.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Going to back you up on this.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I love you, Miles, but they're not horse Some of
them are just that just because they're having children.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Don't get angry.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Some of them are horris And you know you're next
on the list. Maybe maybe top it up, maybe tonight
a list, maybe tonight, mat No.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I want to bring something up.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
And I know Matthew and I discussed it earlier, and
I don't know if you were aware of it, but
everybody's talking about it, and they've been talking about it
for like two or three weeks. That Jessica Simpson drinks
snake sperm for her vocal cords.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So she's not a quitter, So she is not a
spin or.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Qu She probably thinks she's gonna get pregnant. She says,
it really clears my throat. I'm just a great singer
when I drink snake sperm. She says it tastes like
dark honey.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So is this her ex husband? That the sperm is.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Actual snake sperm that she gets from China? And I
don't know why people are giving from China.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Why does all that weird shit come from other countries?
I'm sorry why.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I looked into it, and they have stricter laws than
we do in the United States when it comes to
like cosmetics and things like that.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So that's why you want it from because they actually
I think so, I think, so okay, that makes it well,
I mean yeah, because I'm not trying to say America
has the good snake.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Sperm, saying that brings me to my salmon sperm that
I think you guys are gonna love and my cougars
are gonna love. So this is my beauty tip of
the day, because remember our cougar cups want beauty tip.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But I think our cougars are gonna love this. It
is salmon sperm. Look, I want to put it on
your hand.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Absolutely, Oh you will let me good that it is sad.
I'm in sperm. And Denise Richards uses uses it. I
saw it on her.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
She's got a reality show and people are asking how
beautiful her skin is. And in one of her episodes,
she's like, Okay, I get a little botox here and there,
and I use salmon sperm. So I googled salmon sperm
and this is the best one and it's metacube and
I got it on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Does my skin not look great right now?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It looks amazing. It looks like you have sperm all
over your face. I tell you something, This company is
really good brand is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
It's a glass jar and it's got like a little
stopper and.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Don't even put just put like rest of the.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Thing, boom, rub it into your skin, Rub it into
your skin. You just put sperm on your hand. This
is not the first dog, right, can you put it on?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It even smells like sperm? Wow, it does not.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
He's joking.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
He's joking like harden.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, it's a moisturizer. It's for fine lines, wrinkles, discoloration.
It's supposed to make you know when they say you
need to eat a Mega threes because a Mega threes
is good for your hair, skin, and nails. That is
literally just putting it on your skin. It's fabulous stuff, ladies.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
So the ingredients is in Chinese. I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I told you, I told you, And it's not sketchy.
They have the best products.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
So when you give Jessica Simpson a hard time for
snake sperm, just remember I'm putting salmon sperm on my face.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Ortney, I need you to understand something. You really can't
read the ingredients on.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I told you you can't. But what does it say?
So salmon DNA, I don't know what it says front
roll it around, p d.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
R and pink peptid serum.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, Google it it's salmon's.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
No, I believe you that it's sperm. I have a
couple of questions. You can't just brush this over. I
know she wants to move on to the next book.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
They have snail excrement next.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, well, before we bring out extrement excrement? What's that?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
You know this, I'll tell you ask me your question.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, okay, how are they getting the sperm?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Can't you milk a salmon? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, you're I figure anyone knows if you can milk
a salmon, it's you.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
How do you get salmon sperm?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
You and your girlfriends?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I think when you catch salmon and they cut it
open and then they scrape out the eggs and the insides.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's probably where they get the sperm.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And then they use every part of the fish you
might eat the fish, and then they take the sperm
and they put it in a bottle and they ship
it to me.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It smells really good. I have to say, this would
be a really good primer, right, yes, because there's a
little bit of tackiness to it. It is.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I put it on my face and then I put
my makeup on, and then another tip I want to
tell the ladies. Is this it's snail excrement, you know,
in the snail. You see a snail at the beach
and they move and there's that slime. Yep, that's in
this jar. Okay, and it is called snail ninety two.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Look it up. This is to tighten your neck. This
is the best stuff. But watch, I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna pull it. Look see it. How stringy it is.
It's see it here. Put it on your hand. Give
me the other hand, without the snail sperm, without the
salmon sperm. Rub that in. How beautiful is that? This
is my beauty tips.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Matthew's in the corner going we are not having sex
night tonight. Go you have got snail right? Do you
want to try it?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
All that you?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
He does, Okay, he'll think about it. That's just my
beauty tips. I know you always do the beauty tips,
but girls, check out. Okay, snail ninety two.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
This is what I gotta say. Snail ninety two. This
feels more moisturizing. It is. Listen, where'd you find this
one again?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Amazon? Where you get everything?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
No, I'm scared.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
No, Actually, my sister sent me the snail ninety two.
My sister is a if you want to check her
out divastuff dot com. That is her business and she
has beauty products. She's also on TikTok lipflirt dot com.
She is like top of the line anything, and this
is a good one.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
The snail.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
The snail is very feel feel my.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's what I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
But this feels okay.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well, don't give Jessica Simpson a hard time when she's drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Gargling sperm backstage before she gets on stagey, I think.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
It's snake sperm for her vocal cords. This stuff is good, ladies,
trust me.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
No, I believe it's.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Two products, and I don't. They're not getting paid to
say it.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, the Kardashians also, Kim said something about doing the
salmon sprim facials. What Kim did in no way. Yes, yeah, yes,
But now that we're on this topic, I gotta tell you,
and we talked about this the other day. You got
to come in for a chemical peel. Oh yeah, it
changed my life.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Back in the day when you had a chemical peel,
and I remember my sister went in for a chemical
peel her face.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Was so burned.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
So I went and got my hair downe the other
day at your Miles Joseph studio, and your skin was
like glowing, and I was like, what did you do?
And he's like, I just had literally that morning, had
a chemical peel.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Was it that morning? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It was that morning. You weren't red at all, there
was no irritation. What was it?
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Light? So I got the microdrom brasion, which is like
it feels like a cat licking you, okay, and that
removes the dead skin, which is amazing. And then she
went in with the bright skin peel from Face Reality,
which is a no downtime peel. It's also pregnancy safe
and breastfeeding safe.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
For your horror girlfriend my.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Horse for any horror that's pregnant. Right, No, I'm kidding.
I don't think that horse. It's a beautiful thing. I
love women more than men anyways. But yeah, it's amazing.
The glow is nuts, so like it literally looks like
I just like found out I was pregnant.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, because you were glowing and I was like, what
did you just do? And You're like, I just had
a chemical peel?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
How did you become my sister?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Couldn't leave the house for over seven days because your
face was so red.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Technology is changing, man, And.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Then this is something just for our cougars and our
cougar cubs, because I feel like a lot of cougars
have tramp stamps.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Do you know that the tramp stamp is returning thanks
to gen Z.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
It was out in the news last week that there
has been an uptick huge According to tattoo artists, gen
Z is coming in and droves saying the tramp stamp,
which used to be an ick, is.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Now super cool.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah, And the only thing they're changing is it's more
delicate and refined, small little stamps.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Tramp stamps, right, not like the thicker tattoo.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah. Like my girlfriend's hold back.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
My friend who's a girl miles, Yes, she's gonna tramp
stamp goes the whole.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Of her back.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Did you follow the tramp stamp?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I did not. I have my own.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I know, I got a small small The reason why
gen Z is doing this is because Charlie XCX is
kind of bringing back the whole early two thousands, love
it nineties vibe.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Charlie have a tramp stamp.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm sure she does, but it's like this dirty grungey
like I call it cause playing Oh I am I
gonna say that? So U I'm watching myself. Okay, I'm glad,
but I'm just saying, like she's Charlie bringing back this
like grunge era.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
An edgy a more edgy era. Yea.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Like you know those like shirts that are like they
tie right here and if you were to untie, your
tits would be out. Oh yeah, like that. You love
halter top. I love a good halter top because you're
just like oops, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And they're bringing them back.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Everything's coming back.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, I think everything old is new again, but I
don't know. I felt good because we've been trashed for
Tramps stamps for years and all of a sudden, gen
Z's like, you know that Tramps stamps kind of cool.
I think we're gonna get one.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And muffin tops and love handles are also about No.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
They're not really.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I like a good I feel like side boob is
always good.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well, side boob. You can't help that if you have
big boobs.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Corny, that's true. I know I don't have side boob.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You don't know. You gotta get yourself back in a
halter top shelve the tramps sample Little Lowrie Jean. Come on,
you crack me up?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
All right? Do you want to do Truth or Drink?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Already? Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I know I feel like it's just flying by, but
I need have having fun? Is it? Are we actually
playing Truth or Drink? And we drink no matter what?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well, we automatically drink. And also me and you don't
ever not say anything because we're actually overshares.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Can we just mention that Andy Cohen needs to contact us?
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Please? Courtney, you know someone that knows him.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Who I'll find out. I'll find out.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Come on, you've been in radio for thirty years, right,
come on, come on, Bacon, you don't you couldn't get
in touch with anyone.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I will get in touch with it myself.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Just be like, at least get to take us to
the show. I actually have an email to this girl
that can get us tickets, but she just like to
answer my emails. So I just keep emailing her. But
it is someone that I'm not supposed to have her email,
and they keep asking, but I'm pretending that like I
know her. I'm like, oh hey, so I don't know
what her name is, but I keep going with Sarah. Hey, Sarah,
two tickets this weekend? What are you going on for? Watching?
Up and answer?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
But we need to be the bartenders.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I want to be the bartender. But I think if
we get our foot in the door within the audience,
I get on my knees and I think we can
make something happen.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You do that, I'm choking on my horse, Radish, all right,
you will lose.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Start, all right, I'm gonna start because I had a
good one my hair. Oh kay. If you had twenty
four hours to do whatever you want with zero consequences,
what would you do?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh my god? Yeah, I think I would with zero consequences.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
See I'm so boring zero consequences.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Not boring your filtered right now?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I would get would I steal something?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I feel like I would go to Home Goods?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
No, I've got to Home Goods And I would just
load up a shopping cart and go home.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I would walk into a Mercedes Benz dealership. Oh, come on,
I do a couple of things. I would grab my
jew wagon. Okay, I would go take my car and
I would stop run a few people over because I
have consequences and there's a couple that deserve that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was just going to home goods.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
No, I'm I'm trying to hurt someone because I have
a couple people that I want to hurt. But I
don't want to like something that out.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I can do that for you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
You want to hurt them? Yeah, a little bit, a
little okay? Perfect? And then I think what I'm going
to do with no consequences is I'm going to go
up to THEO James and I'm going to kiss him.
Who's the my celebrity crush?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh? Stop? Can we do that?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
So hot?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I'm going to go up to a Paul Halloo from
the British Baking Show and I'm going to tear him up.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
You are going to take his little easy bake shop.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
That's what I'm going to do.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He bake of it and you're just much on it.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
So basically, we can do whatever the hell we want. Yeah,
but how do we find these celebrities? They're just there
for us? Yeah, Okay, in fantasy.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
THEO James is right nextor I told Matthew, I said,
if theo James walks in and you're there. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
So that's your hall pass.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I wouldn't even call it a hall pass because I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Okay, does Matthew have one? And I don't care?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Don't care, Matthew? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well you need to think about.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
It because you're so like now.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Julian Edelman.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Okay, let me see something, because is it that minds
Paul Hollywood? Fifty eight year old bread baker.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Who this is Julian Edelman. Let's say a football wide receiver?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh god, yeah, let me see. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
No wonder this has been on his history recently.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Kind of looks like you mine.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
He doesn't. He's ugly as.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
He he is not even close to ugly. What are
you talking? He give me give me the picture. He's
hands That is not him.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That's an old man, is handsome, and he's got the
same color beard as you and the full beard.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No? Yeah, yeah, okay, so Mathy, that's what you want.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Okay, that's why he likes you.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
No, I look nothing like Juliani EDELMGANI you're kind of close.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Comes in this house same facial here. Okay, are you
ready for my question? All right, here's my question, Truth
or Drink Ladies Cougar Den podcast. Oh I love this,
Cougar cub Dan Yelli submitted wait wait.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Wait, wait wait? Have how many contes? We've answered one?
Truth or Drinks?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I know and I'm I'm on mine. We're going back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Oh, I thought you wanted to Cougar News.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
No, no, no. Cougar Cube submitted this question for truth
or Drinks? Have you had a drink?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Apparently? Apparently you have you ever had a crush on
a friend's dad or mom? Hell, yeah, you have. I
have screwed a couple of their dads.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No you have not.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
No, I haven't, but I wish I did.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I have had a crush on his dad. Who oh, no,
don't say it and then you ask him who?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, So one of my friends dad has a huge,
huge you know. How do I know? Because at her
wedding rehearsal he's wearing skin tight shorts. I probably shouldn't.
And let me tell you something that stand right there
I'm talking to Tip is he married absolutely with three children?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So Danielle, yes, he has had a crush on somebody.
Oh yeah, you know what? Oh my god, I kind
of do have a crush on your dad, Gail? Does
my mom and I both.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
A little funny?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
My mom was very flirty with your dad.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Was his name Tony Todd?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Todd?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I know called Matthew Miles? Do you call me more?
And my dad Tony? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Okay Todd? Ladies, Miles Dad Todd is so cute.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We pranked my friend one time and said that she
got drunk and kissed him because she was blacked out,
and she totally believed it. And I said that we
had it on camera and I was going to show
my stepmom.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh my god, so Danielle.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
But that was a really good question because yes, I
have a mini crush on Miles dad. Yeah, all right,
your question is next.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
He's not ready.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Oh god, I got two great ones. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
If your excess formed a group, chot, what's one thing
they'd all agree on? Oh my god, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Ah that I'm crazy in a good way.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Crazy like you know there's a bedroom crazy like where.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, there's like tire slasher crazy. That's not me. Oh,
I'm crazy like fun, like, Hey, you want to go
like skydiving? Yeah, maybe I'll think about it. Or I think,
oh god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I got someone to beat the shit out of you
in a book.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Can one of my exes please reach out?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I say, yeah, they'd say, all, I got a bush.
I gotta you know, I like this. I like that. No, okay,
well I gotta tell you something coortanty this.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Year this summer, I'm so vanilla.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Have you ever heard of a hot girl summer? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
I tried to have one.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
No, you're having one this summer? Oka?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, because I tried last summer the summer before and
it just.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You ever see baby Mama?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
No? Wait, who is it at? Cameron Diaz?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Now? Oh yes, So you know when she amy polar
or sorry, Tina fe is like all up tight and
they're like, we're gonna go to the bar and she
has the cute thing and she makes her wear that. Yes,
we're doing that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Can we do that? Please?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
We're taking the Vista lounge. I just all right, let's
have a Mohican sun night.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, I will go because when I think about it,
I feel like they would all probably say something nice
or she's kind and she likes to cook for us.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'm boring. I know, so boring. How about you? What
would all your exes say about you?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That he's very grothy, that heat and I'm kidding. No,
I don't know that I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's what I'm saying. I feel like mine say the
same thing. She's a little crazy. Emotional, but me too,
not in a bad way, but like like emotional, all.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Right, emotional and crazy. You got to stop feeding me drinks.
I can't. I can't be doing these. You know.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Have you ever been attracted to a cartoon character?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Courtney?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I just saw this. I swear to god. It was
like Island or even related that I'm watching.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Okay, remember no, actually I have not. I never have, have.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
You No, no, not a cartoon character. But I mean,
if I were to me, it might be like Popeye
was pretty.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
He was pretty, Like, no, I don't think like Barney.
He's pretty. It's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, he was cute, very earthy. Barney was very earthy.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Oh, I have a good one for you. Next. Have
you ever helped someone cheat?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, and that was like cheater, cheater, cheater.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Did you tell her to stop being a whire?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
I did not, because she wasn't in love with the
guy that she was like with I don't even know
if they were engaged. They lived together for like ten years,
and she I think she wanted to cheat on him
with like a like a personal trainer or something a
lot of she so she would say that she was.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
At my house when she really wasn't at my house.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Did he ever call you? And say?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh? Never did? But I allowed her to say. She'd
call me first and go, hey, you know, tell my
boyfriend that I'm at your house. I like, yeah, I'm like,
I don't care because I didn't want to get involved.
Like their relationship is their relationship. I don't want to
get it.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
But I'd say, okay, I'll just if the phone rings,
you're at my house, you're in the bathroom, you yeah,
how about you?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have you ever helped anybody cheat?
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Have I ever helped anyone cheat?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Because I would tell my friends just to leave them.
I think that you just got to do.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
That, rip the band aid off.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
And if they're like a douchebag, like, don't get me wrong,
if we were out, I'd be like, oh my god,
go hook up with him right now, because once you
get the taste of that flavor of freedom. You're gonna
want to kiss it because I's come back.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You're gonna be gone.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Guilty pleasure TV show that you wouldn't want anybody to
know you watch.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Barefoot can Tessa because yeah, and if you don't want
to end up.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I love beer.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I follow to it sometimes. Then you want to know
something so funny. I took a gummy like maybe like
three or four months ago, and I was laying in
bed and I was watching it and it was like
my comforting because I started getting paranoid because I don't
take gummies. I just wanted to sleep. Anyways, the next morning,
I'm like rushing to work and I get my phone.
My phone automatically plays when I get there, and the
theme song to barefo testas blasting in my car. No no, no, no, no,
(31:29):
no no. I literally ship myself. I was like, that's
so funny. Oh my god, how about you?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Mine would be uh from couple to Throuble?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh wow. I know it's on.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Peacock No, but I was fascinating.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's like I've watched it, have you?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Did you like it the first time?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Is not a gay couple? Right? And they had three songs. Yes, yeah,
I follow one of them on You Do Not I'm
lying he's hot Jonathan, Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Jonathan was a cuties. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I just really got into that shows not that I've
ever wanted to be in a throuble.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's interesting, but it was interesting.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's like these couples go to an island. Yeah, and
then there's a bunch of singles on the island and
the couple tries to get a third party involved and
they become like a throttle.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes, it's it's it's very interesting. Can I ask you one?
Please do, and then we'll leave wrap it up, truth
or drink.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Submit questions to us too the cougar Don podcast Please
Do on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Have you ever had a sneaky link that you regretted?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
What's a sneaky link?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
So like that's someone like you don't want anyone to
know that you're like hooking up what they're talking to.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yes, oh my god, this might be a good one.
Back in the day, years and years ago, there was
a traffic reporter I'm not going to say his name.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Oh, I'll do it all.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The air traffic reporter. He was single and I was single,
but We didn't want anybody to know that we were
hooking up, Okay, And so yeah, he would come over
to my house at night.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
You know the best roots.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
He did know the best roots, fastest roots.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yea courdy.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
The funny thing is he couldn't tell me he was
going to be late because of traffic, because dude, you
know the traffic.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Yeah. Oh he was fun.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
He happened, he was, I.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Don't know, he just kind of disappeared and a fizzled
out and then he got married and had kids. Fucker,
how about you?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
And I don't think anybody knows to this day that
I was hooking up at the traffic reporter?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
How about you? Who are you hooking up with?
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Probably just a certain type of person that I was
hooking up with that people would probably be like, what
I was really into? Like eighty year olds at one point?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I'm kidding, no, but like I had some I had
some flavors of stuff and I was and everyone was
like whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
But nobody knew. I love these questions.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh that's it. Can we wrap it up? Wrap cougar cubs?
We love you. If anybody gets a contact for Andy Cohen,
reach out to him because we have to be at
the bar mix and drink.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, come on, we make a mean shrimp cocktail drink.
This is so good, he'd be and J Martini, I
mean that was the one. It was.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I'm telling you we need to be in the clubhouse
with Andy Cohen. But ladies, send us your questions.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
For truth or drink.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We've got a new feature we that we're gonna do
every so often, which is called Cougar News. So if
you have anything you want to say or talk about,
just send us a DM on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, let us watch.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Us on YouTube by her radio app and kiss ninety
five to seven dot com.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yep oh
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