March 19, 2025 • 29 mins
It's our Spring Fling Special!! Spring 2025 hair and fashion trends. A surprise call to Courtney's mom, who drops a bombshell and another round of "Truth or Drink"!! Get ready to laugh your butt off and look fabulous this spring!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut. It's the
Cougar Then Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh, I'm so excited. Miles welcome. It's courty of Miles,
the Cougar Den Podcast. This is podcast number.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Eleven eleven, episode.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, and tomorrow's the first day of Spring and International
Day of Happiness.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, my opposite a love anything. We'd have our
shit together right now. We don't. We don't and that's
why I love it here.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, let's just start with the cocktail then.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, and I'm sorry, I forgot what it's International Wet Day.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm sorry, International Day of Happiness. Okay, tomorrow is International
Day of Happiness. But we're happy right now. And our
little cougars. Uh.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's a spring fling teeny that I made you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh, just a big old yeah vodcast.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Your boyfriend Matthew brought me over kettle one citron. Yes,
so I made it with kettle one citron, simple syrup,
muddled bass and squeezed.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Fresh lemon cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I feel like it's just the perfect drink for spring,
and we're going into spring. But you tell me it's
probably too strong for you because we don't drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
If I didn't have gas in my car, we could
put that in there and get where we need to go.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I think it's just delicious. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think my problem is is I haven't gotten to
the point in my life where you can drink like
vod No. I can drink a lot, but like vodka.
Oh my god, that flavor note of vodka.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Can I just tell you something.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was thinking about this the other day, and I
don't I don't know how old you are. I'm guessing
you're not thirty yet.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You don't know how old I am. I'm sixteen, I'm
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Twenty eight, okay, so you're not thirty yet and I'm
not sixty yet.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wow, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Anyway, there's a time in between there somewhere, and I
feel like when you hit forty and the Cougars let
us know, reach out to us on social media. There's
a time when you get to be like in your
I want to say, forties, you don't care and you
have a cocktail every night after work.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So my boyfriend's there right now, he's twenty five, okay,
twenty six and he's there. Now when I tell you
this friggin guy loves his fit vine.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh, fit fine wine. Yes, it's low sugar, sugar, no sugar, Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There's no sugar. And what else is the fun fact?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The fun fact? It's gluten free. I've had so he
has about two bottles and I keep the doctor away.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, he's good, No, he's I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Their studies out They say a glass of wine a
day is actually good for you, and if you're doing
fit fine wine, it's even better.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's the sugars that will better.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He's mummifying himself. Then he's going to be alive forever.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And he looks fabulous.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I really does.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Sorry, I'm coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Spring fashion trends and hair trends and I want to
go over them with you. Yes, because we're going into spring.
I'm feeling like most women like or men too. I
don't know. You tell me. I just need son on
my skin. I feel like my makeup looks horrible. My
hair looks good though, because you're my hair dress.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Your hair looks fabulous. Thank you. You know. I gotta
say the weather because you know we're getting the Connecticut
spraying right now.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yes we are.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I had this kiss by Faith Hill playing. My windows
were down and I was like this kid, Yeah, I
was like, my depression is seeping from my pores. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You suffer from depression?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Who the hell do I know? But are you so?
For me?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm situational depression? And then there's clinical. I mean, I'm
not a doctor, but I'm just guessing, like I can't.
I'm just guessing there's clinical, you know, like clinical, like
you probably should take some meds and get your serotonin
or whatever it is regulated and get it.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
And mine is situational.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
One little thing will happen and I'll be depressed for
like a week and then I can get myself.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I mean I'm definitely that way. Should I be on
medication for something? Probably, But I feel like it's situational
and seasonal.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Okay, So seasonal effective disorder is what it's called. Wow,
you didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I did not know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh my god, for the last ten years, and I
wish I had the light with me right now. I
have a a therapy light. It's a seasonal effective disorder
therapy light. You start using it in like October and
you sit in front of it every day for like
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, and it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He just took a sip of.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This drink, the uh spring Fling teeny a little strong.
It doesn't heat up, and it doesn't tan you or anything,
but it gives you those positive ions or whatever that
you would get if you were at the beach in
the sun.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I do that, but it's just it's cigarette therapy.
So I just throw on a co No. But I've
heard about these lights because my stepsister actually they recommend
it because she was in a cubicle with no windows. Yes,
so for work. She was like, oh my god, it's
sot a precedent, and then the doctor told her to
do that, so I should get Well, I don't need
it now because it's sun.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
You don't. But I will give you mind because I
didn't need it this year, okay. And I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think it's because even when it was like, you know,
crappy weather, I would go stand out in the sun
and put my face in the sun.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's what you mean.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
But do you do anything else to like curb that depression?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, let me just have a sip of my spring teenie.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You have fun, you have you do crafts, which I love.
I love your crafts. You have great friends around you,
You drink great drinks, you eat healthy yoga. Yuh.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I gotta work out every day, Matthew, your boyfriend works
out every day.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I have to work out every day.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So what it's like. Your not to like hijack, but
I need to understand. You're working out like you do
yoga yourself or you go to a class.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh, I do it all by myself. You know this
is weird.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
People say say you can't work out alone, or if
you get a treadmill, you'll hang your clothes on it
and you won't be working out.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's not me. My treadmill has never gathered dust. Okay,
So every.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Day, twenty minutes at least on the treadmill, power walk
incline or a jog.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
After that, I do weights because I'm a woman of
a certain age, and ladies, you need to start lifting
weights or do some sort of weight bearing exercise.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
And then I'll do sit ups, and then before bed
I'll do yoga.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Wow, I know. Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
And I walk the dog twice a.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Day and a little downward dog before bed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Got it? You love that want to spring a fling episode?
We're going to talk about those spring fashions. But I've
got to tell you I've got a surprise for Miles
this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Miles, Okay, this is what I was scared about. She said,
the surprise, And I thought it was the videos that
were making No.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And I shouldn't say a surprise this morning because it's
actually afternoon, otherwise we'd be drinking early.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
They have, Yes, we have a second fan. Yes, should
we be excited that we only have two fans? But anyway,
I think so. I think so too.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And I told her I want to give her a
shout out, Olissa, send me an email.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
She has listened to every episode, so that's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Home I got. Do we know what she looks like?
Can you show me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I can pull it up right here. Here she's on
my she is here, she is, she's.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I want to know what a real Cougar fan looks like?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh my god, here she is. Wait, I don't know
which one. Here we go. This is her page right here.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh oh, Alyssa, you're beautiful.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Your family Melissa is this her fan?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It is her man is handsome and her two children
are the most.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Adorable things ever. Anyway, she sent me a great email.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I won't read the whole thing, but she did say, wait,
one of our first episodes, you were talking about a
porn star, and she's right, Ron Jeremy is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
The porn star you were.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Talking over that you couldn't but who were talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I can't even know.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
We were talking about. I'm the guy that was mean
to you, the celebrity.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, I said, I thought again.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
No, Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We were talking about Rod Stewart and you said, isn't
he a porn stars?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Ron Jeremy number two.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I talked about being on Bumble BFAF because I wanted
to find girlfriends that like so my girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
They're fabulous, but they like to just and I love it.
They liked to Saturday and Sunday just go to a restaurant,
drink at the bar, and eat food.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You're Bumble friends. You still have friends from Bumble No, those.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Are my friends here. And I signed up on Bumble
because I wanted to find friends that wanted to do yoga,
go to the beach, go for a hike, go rock
climbing or something.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
But anyway, and.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You said I was away, you said I was a lesbian, right,
did you not say.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's bumble.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That and kiss?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
No, that wasn't in it at all.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But she says, she says, Courtney, don't let Miles convince
you that Bumble is just for lesbian She said, my
boyfriend told me the same thing. She said She's met
up with a handful of women from Bumble that have
the same interests and she's still friends with them.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
To this day. Not convinced, but I will tell you
I'm convinced. Sorry, we'll get back to it because I
have something to say about it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Alissa, Yes, And then she started talking about peeing in
the shower, and I was like, okay, let's fast forward.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You said you pee in the shower.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I know pee in the shower. I don't. Anyway, she
signed it your second fan.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Alissa, Alissa, sweetheart, thank you so much. And you know,
I keep telling Courtney, we have to do a live show.
We do, and all of my friends and family and
clients they would do it up. They want this. Yeah,
so I think that we just need to do it
this long we do.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I would love to do it at Myles Joseph Studios
and the first five fans we have two yeah, get
three more.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, and then we'll have you guys in the front round. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I was gonna say VIP.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
They get some sort of VIP, like, I don't know
if you want to do a blowout or the front
row or Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I love it, but I have to tell you about
the bumble friends before we move on.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Let's talk about bumble bff.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Because bumble bff, I guess is a thing because I
have a friend who moved out of state and then
came back and was like, I need friends. Okay, joined
a book club from Facebook, but then also joined.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, book club.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
They're all in their eighties and I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Not getting bumble bff.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And if they said I enjoy Sunday's reading, I just
swipe left.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I was like, No, that's not my friend.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
She has standards and she doesn't want any part of
your book clubs. No, but she used bumble friends and
she actually has a friend that she meant a bumble
and she's they hit it off, and even that friend
moved out of state and they still FaceTime.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay, then why are you telling me, are they kissing?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I didn't ask that, but I will. Okay, I'll keep
I'll keep posted.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Keep me posted on that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I might go back on bumble because I I love
my girlfriends, but I'm looking for a girlfriend that shows
up at my house. We go for a hike, or
we do yoga, or we do something physical, then we
go to the bar and have a cocktail and look
for boys.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Okay, sound better. You said you want to do something physical.
I'm just trying to.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Physical like my girl. I love my friend. I love
my girlfriends, but they just want to they just want
to sing.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm sorry you walk into that. I don't need anyone
to make me laugh.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, So we're going into spring right where the
day before spring? Do you have any spring break stories?
Have you been on spring break? Did you go on
spring break?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I did go on spring break.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Where did you go?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Florida?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah? Everybody did wear in Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Honestly, I think Stuart because's where my family's from. Okay,
but we just got blackout drunk. We're running at Alley's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
My friends were weird, like when we do things like that,
like we're not like trying to like find guys like
we're trying to like, act really weird, so then guys
don't like us, and then we have a funny story
to tell our friends. Okay, but we got into Me
and my cousin got a really big fight because I
don't even know I But yeah, I've done spring break.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Okay, I have never gone on spring break.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Really, Yes, my my mother refused to let me go
on spring bak break. Gail, Gail, who is so much fun,
did not allow me to go on spring break, but
said she would take me on a vacation with one
of her friends and their son, and we went to
the Bahamas and was boring and horrible.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Did you kiss the sun?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No? No, I did not. But I feel like I
should call my mom and have heard tell you why
she wouldn't let me on spring brek.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, I need to let me see. She's gonna ring ring, Gail.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I will tell you exactly why she wouldn't let me
go on spring break. I should I call her first
or tell you first?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, call her.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm gonna call her first, and I'm gonna say, Mom,
you need to be honest and tell Miles why you
didn't let me go on spring break. What was the
number one reason you wouldn't let me go on spring break?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And she's gonna lie, and you're gonna tell me the
truth or she's gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I have no idea. What's up? Mummy?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hi, Gail?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
We're good? What are you up to?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Your father wanted to go shopping. I'm sitting in the car, Marshals.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, what is dad getting at? Marshalls?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Okay, so he's in without you?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Right, he likes to shop.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Is that safe?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Couldn't he fall and hurt his hip or something? Courtney, Mommy,
get over.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It all right, I've got one question. You have to
be honest. Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
What's the one reason you wouldn't let me go on
spring break?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, at that time, there was a lot of drinking
and fooling around stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Mom, break it down. I can't remember. You didn't want
me to get what.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Drunk?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You told me you didn't want me to get pregnant,
and that's why you wouldn't let me go. Oh my god,
I should let you go. That's exactly look where we're
at now. Yes, right, you were afraid I was gonna
get what a mistake. I know you were afraid I
was gonna get knocked up on spring break. Right well,
(13:14):
I didn't have grand children and taking care of now.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Anyways, I guess you did good. You did good.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
She did horrible, because I'm charging.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you know the percentage of girls that go on
spring break and get pregnant?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
All right, mom, you had plenty of time. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You wouldn't let me go on spring break because you
didn't want me to get pregnant.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
The guilty, okay, And then what do we do instead?
I don't remember what. You took me to the Bahamas?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That was great, all okay, Well you have fun with
dad and your other grandchildren that you wouldn't didn't allow
me to get knocked up on spring break, all right?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Wove she didn't even remember.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
She took took me aside and said, you're not going
on spring break with your friends. I said why, She said,
because you'll come back pregnant. I'm trying you hook up
on spring break?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So with a straight boy?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yes, with a straight boy? How does that even happen?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
And I have this It was one we were hanging
out with like these guys, one with one of my
friends guys, and he was straight. And then they took
videos of us like they found us or whatever, and
they were like miles turning straight boys.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Guy, Well wait, they found you, like they just like
all of a sudden they stumbled upon.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well, we were in pools, there was beaches, there's hotel rooms.
We were like really going for it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Did you talk to the guy that you had this?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't even know his name laying with Okay, now
Spanish though, so I guess I've always I know he
was Spanish, but I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I was eighteen, Okay, all right, Matthew. Has Matthew been
on spring break? Matthews? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Where Florida as well?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Where in Florida Matthew? He okay, I love him.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Say something though. Matthew didn't have a sip of alcohol
till after he was.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
After twenty one. He didn't drink in college. He came
for last time and he went to Disney on spring break.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, he was a Disney adult.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I love you, Matthew. I just love him.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He's innocent and then all of a sudden he found
Pinogrizzio and now he's the.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Devil fine wine.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So it's good for it's good for him health.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
All right, can we talk about uh spring fashion? Trans
By the way, my friend wild Bill called me last
night and says, everything mates in the Spring. Tell tell
Miles that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
All right, well we're going to back it up about
ten steps. Who the hell is wild Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So wild Bill has been a friend of mine for
about thirty years, and we call him wild Bill because
no matter when you see him, he's wearing camouflage.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Wow, I want to meet him.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
He's just literally camouflage dude. And he's like, what's going on?
You been? I'm like, I'm doing great.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I said, I'm preparing to chat with Miles tomorrow for
a podcast. You know it, start a spring Flint podcast. Youse,
Just tell Miles everything mates in the Spring.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I agree with that. Rabbits, coyotes, everything straight, gay.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Everything made matter it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And you know it's good thing because you know it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Okay, that's just all I wanted to ask you. If
you thought everything made it in the spring.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I do think everything made out of spring. I think
we're coming to life. People are excited, they're horny, they're hungry.
There's a lot of orgies.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay, one more question before we get ladies to spring
fashion trends and hair trends. Oh yes, here's my question
for you coming out of hibernation. What's the first food
you want to eat? Like, pretend you're a big bear. Well,
you are a big bear.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I watch a Courtney Nuggets like I mean to like Lisa,
I'm like, I look, she's the size of one of
my legs.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I said a bear like, isn't a bear?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Big fat bear? We all heard what you said. First thing?
I want to eat his chicken nuggets, man nuggets. Come on,
if you could eat anything in the world, anything, you're
gonna be like a gluten free cracker.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I would say, either sushi or a nice medium rare steak.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh my god, come on, could you be any boring?
Come on, I told you sushi. No, you're not boring.
You act like you're boring because you have this facade.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I know what chicken nuggets like, we're from like McDonald.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
No, no, no, no, no no no, like and like, have
you ever been to like a resort and like had
a chicken nugget, chicken tender resort or chicken tender? Come on,
you've never had Like what do you keep looking your
fingers for what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
It's the sugar rim from our drink.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
No, but it's a resort chicken tender.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, I have not.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
There's okay, Alyssa. And who's the other one? Linda?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Linda?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Linda and Alisa.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
You only have two fans? How did we?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Who's Linda?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You said Linda? I didn't say Linda. Have you got
do you guys know what a chicken nugget resort chicken
tender is? I'm sorry? What did you now?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're drugg it's Daniella. Yeah, and Alyssa are two first fans.
We should start, okay, yeah, two first fans.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, all right, let's move on. So anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Hair Spring Hair and Fashion twenty twenty five Spring trends.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What is a bixie cut?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Do you know what that gets? A pixie I've never
heard of this. Courtney comes out.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I don't know it's a bixie cut. A long bob
is in?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Okay, buns, that's a winter falls.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Burke and Burke and bangs. Do you know what burke
and bangs are?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah? They're lesbian bangs. No, I don't know. I don't
know where you got that, all.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, So then let's for hair spring trends. You tell us,
because you're in the.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Field kind of doing hair every day of my life.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, so tell us what is in? Like right now
I have I would call it a curtain bank.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I don't know if that's the name.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
So I think curtain bangs are in. I think the
essence of a bob is in. And what I mean
by that is like you know those like you know,
collarbone length, ton of layers, big blowouts.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
That's a lot. You're right on.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, so that's I'm not talking like the sleek bob. No,
there's layers. Well, technically, in my opinion, when you start
adding layers, you break down the bob. So it's no
longer a bob. Okay, a bob to me is a
chic one length, either textured or one like one solid
line bob. Okay, not to get technical, but so that's
what I think is then right now, really bake in
just anything layers and long. I feel like I'm on
(19:27):
a mission. All these people sit in my chair and
they're like, I have to cut my hair. I'm forty
years old. I'm like, who the hell made that rule. No,
I'm like, grow it out. And every time I fight
a client and growing it out, yeah, they're always like,
I wish I did this sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But here's the thing about growing out your hair after
a certain age. This is what they what I read somewhere,
is as long as it's healthy. The worst is when
you get to be a certain age and you have long,
horrible hair.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
You got split ends. You have to take care of it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You can have long hair, it doesn't matter how old
you are, but it has to be healthy.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Do you know how hot it is when a seventy
year old has like bust down twenty four inches of hair,
you know, and it's like it's salt pepper and shiny,
and you know, you take care of stuff. We don't
want you to look like a witch, right right. But
I'm so sick of this, Like, oh, gotta get the bob,
Like stop, okay, stop with the bob, Stop with the bob.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
What about color for spring?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Color for spring? It's all about lived in And honestly,
I'm gonna even throw it out there and say that
warm golden and red copper bolliages are very popular now
Bolliage is very lived in blended dimension.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I feel like mine is bordering on you know, bolliage.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, you have great dimension. We haven't hauded dimension in
a while. Which on our next appointment, I'm adding some
We're doing it and I'm really excited. So but I
just did this killer red last night.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Oh I love red.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Gorgeous, okay, gorgeous red red toads are in warmth. Is
in embrace the warmth. Golden. Everyone wants bright blonde. That's
golden blonde.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Okay. Was the girl to begin with, so she used
to be.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
So she came in yesterday. I was like, listen, we
don't we can stick with the same old root touch
up one one color. Yep. But I got these new
reds in from Redkin. Redkin just drop new reds and
I have them all at my salon Miles Joseph Studios,
and we did a boliage and it came out so beautiful.
It was like these light copper tones mixed in with
the rich, darker red. It was I love that insane,
(21:24):
like honestly pissed off that I was eight o'clock at
night and it was dark out. I couldn't get a
good picture so good.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So bolliage ladies or cougars. Yes, it starts a little
bit lower. So a boliage doesn't start at your roote.
Just if you're wondering and you want to get a bolliage. Yeah,
even with you at Miles Joseph Studios. A bolliage starts
how far down?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So it really depends on it. But I like to
start about an inch or two down because you want
that lived in. Look as if these are just on
your head, they grow out. You come in two three
times a year, it's great, exactly.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's not so much upkeep if it's like right down
to the room.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah. I want my clients to want to come in,
not have to come in.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yes, And when they meet you either gonna want to
come in.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, So that's it for hair trends. Fashion trends
for twenty twenty five. Grunge glam Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What that is. I see what I'm wearing today.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You aren't grunge glam. Oh you're grunge glam.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, I'm saying you're not gonna take advice from me.
I look like a bull dyke? Can I say that?
I said it? I don't give a shit. I'm part
of the community. You are part of I am part
of the community. I can say it. Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think grunge glam is like ripped up jeans, a
cute little flannel tied at the waist.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm okay with that too, and I'm gonna censor myself,
so I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Crochet anything crochet, like a crochet sweater.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Do you want me to like offend communities here?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
No, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm just saying I'm just fringes in anything like fringy,
like put fringe on your shoes.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I know. Okay, this is bullshit, Courtney.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Okay, wide leg pants, give me your love. Really, I
just bought a pair and I like that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Love love, love, anything fun, okay like that.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
A big cuff on your jeans, like a big cuff
with some high heel shoes.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
The big cuff.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Bullshit Okay, And then I want to find out from
you which these are the genes I can't stand. But
they're not going away. High waist is still in.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Please can we get.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Rid of the high waist because I'm sure which means
I have to tuck my breasts into my waistpand.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Okay, you're putting them in your pockets?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
You why not get rid of that? Do you like
high waist?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think high waist is really cute. I think that
I'm going to censor myself and I'm just gonna say
they're cute. Okay, Well, Courtney, we're doing good because this
is going on YouTube. Yes, and I like to speak
from the heart and the mind, and I'm afraid that
you're going to do a little editing on me and
not tell me.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I don't want offend anyone, but listen, I okay, don't.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You don't have to like you're the hair here's the thing.
You're the hair guru.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
And I'm gonna have to agree with you on all
the hair trends you talked about. Those are all in.
That's what you should look for. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
What do you call these?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
These are cargo pants?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Okay, I'm going to call them Chris Angel cargo pants, because.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Who's Cariss Angel?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Are you fucking Courtney? Are you care?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Cargo pants?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
He's a magician. You've never heard of Chris Angel. MindFreak?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh okay, yes, now now, you say magician.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yes, you know who he is.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So I'm dressed like a man magician, like I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Chris Angel if you know his style. We're talking about.
What was the first thing you said? Grunge, grunge glam. Oh,
this would be grunge glam.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Cute little boots with fringe and a tied up flannel.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Cute little pants with a Yeah. So I feel like
we could hook you up to something and and bring
you to the top of that you know, pyramid in
Las Vegas and have you float?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
All right, listen, do you want to do truth or drink?
Did you even bring in questions?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I didn't because I forgot, Okay, but I'm gonna I
can ask.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Let's answer them together if you want. Well, like I'll
ask the question.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
We both answer, okay, all right, because I can. I
as to come up all right?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Question number one? Do you and your partner have pet names?
And Matthew is here in the studio with us? Tell
me what's your pet name for Matthew?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You have to have one, So.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I have a couple. Okay, so we both call each
other Guy. I don't know why, hey, Guy and Guy?
What are you doing? What are you do? I call
him little lad?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Little lad? All right, getting that's so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Little lad?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
What else do I call you? My guy?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Little lad, my guy, a little lad? Does he have
any for you?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
So guy? Back and forth?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, it's very gay. How about you.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I've never been into pet names. I think I dated
a guy once and he called me a sweetheart or
baby baby girl. He called me baby girl and I
dumped his ass twenty for hours.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did he call you a pepper and chio? No, he did,
not a little wait, baby.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Girl, bababy girl. I'm like baby girl. I'm a grown
ass woman. I pay my own bills. You are annoying
me and I dumped them.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh my god, you have a short, few short feud.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Don't call me baby girl? Was that a little baby girl?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is so demeaning, Lady Cougars, Can you please let me
know if a guy called you baby girl?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Hey, baby girl, baby girl?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, she's dead. Baby girl is dead and never coming back.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
You're going in my phone as a baby girl.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Please do truth or drink? Question number two, Take a
big sip. Have you ever sent a nude photo?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Never?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Never?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I'm kidding, Courtney, really.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay, because I just looked at Matthew's face.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He's like, okay, okay, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hell yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I've never sent a nude.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You've never sent a nude.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I've never sent a nude.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Ever, your butt, none of you.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But I got a DP when, oh my god, years
and years ago, this guy slid into my DMS and
he thought he was going to send me like a
picture of his private area. But unfortunately he only got
like his nose in his big stomach because he was
shooting downward and there was nothing like it was just
his stomach, like a bear stomach.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It was horrible. Ladies will agree with me. Dps are disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Don't really, Yes, So I used to I love a
good nude.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I love a good nude.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
No, I don't need a good news.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Matthew doesn't do that though, thank you, matt I think
maybe once I got one from you.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So you you used to back in the day before
you before you used to say, now you're in lockdown.
Question number three, drink truth or drink? And I think
we just already covered it. What food could eat for
the rest of your life? And you said chicken nuts. Well,
you asked me after hibernation, you asked me the okay,
all right, the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
A resort chicken tender that I would eat, sushi.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And a media rare steak for me.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Come onshi, I would do some sort of raw. I
would do some sort of like maybe a hand roll,
maybe a spicy tune, a hand roll.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Well, that's our spring Fling special. That's all I got
for you today.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Well, we have to chug our drink before we leave.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Chug it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh my god, ladies, the spring Fling teeny if you
want it.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
It is citron vodka.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It is a simple syrup which is infused with basil
that I grew.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
In my own kitchen. Right now, I got an indoor
indoor garden.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
A little bit bush is huge. It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I can't you little lemon juice it is.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's very refreshed. Whoa hello, And you're telling me you've
never said a new but you're gonna lick your glass
like that.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
You've never seen my tongue before?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Have I never seen you?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
What do you do? Simmons? I just licked the sugar
rim Ladies, hold on before.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You take a sip? Where that you want a Gene
Simmons lookalike? Context?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Well, Tom, you know Geene Simmons from Kiss.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And where was this?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Long the b You know, we'll do it. We'll do
it another time. Do you want to see my tongue? Though?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wonder you had a man for the damn All.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Right, ladies, check us out on socials, reach out to us.
I would love to get some truth or drink questions,
especially from Danielle and Alyssa.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Please send them to us. I'll personally give you Courtney's
phone number. You can text your call our face.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You can get us a Cougar Don podcast on Instagram, Gmail,
We're on TikTok and new episodes drop every single Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So love it. This was fun. Happy Spring, Happy International,
Happy Day.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Wow
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut. It's the
Cougar Then Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh, I'm so excited. Miles welcome. It's courty of Miles,
the Cougar Den Podcast. This is podcast number.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Eleven eleven, episode.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, and tomorrow's the first day of Spring and International
Day of Happiness.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
You know, my opposite a love anything. We'd have our
shit together right now. We don't. We don't and that's
why I love it here.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Well, let's just start with the cocktail then.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay, and I'm sorry, I forgot what it's International Wet Day.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm sorry, International Day of Happiness. Okay, tomorrow is International
Day of Happiness. But we're happy right now. And our
little cougars. Uh.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
It's a spring fling teeny that I made you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh, just a big old yeah vodcast.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Your boyfriend Matthew brought me over kettle one citron. Yes,
so I made it with kettle one citron, simple syrup,
muddled bass and squeezed.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Fresh lemon cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I feel like it's just the perfect drink for spring,
and we're going into spring. But you tell me it's
probably too strong for you because we don't drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
If I didn't have gas in my car, we could
put that in there and get where we need to go.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I think it's just delicious. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I think my problem is is I haven't gotten to
the point in my life where you can drink like
vod No. I can drink a lot, but like vodka.
Oh my god, that flavor note of vodka.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Can I just tell you something.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was thinking about this the other day, and I
don't I don't know how old you are. I'm guessing
you're not thirty yet.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You don't know how old I am. I'm sixteen, I'm
twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Twenty eight, okay, so you're not thirty yet and I'm
not sixty yet.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wow, that's sad.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Anyway, there's a time in between there somewhere, and I
feel like when you hit forty and the Cougars let
us know, reach out to us on social media. There's
a time when you get to be like in your
I want to say, forties, you don't care and you
have a cocktail every night after work.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So my boyfriend's there right now, he's twenty five, okay,
twenty six and he's there. Now when I tell you
this friggin guy loves his fit vine.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh, fit fine wine. Yes, it's low sugar, sugar, no sugar, Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There's no sugar. And what else is the fun fact?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The fun fact? It's gluten free. I've had so he
has about two bottles and I keep the doctor away.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
No, he's good, No, he's I'm telling you.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Their studies out They say a glass of wine a
day is actually good for you, and if you're doing
fit fine wine, it's even better.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's the sugars that will better.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
He's mummifying himself. Then he's going to be alive forever.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And he looks fabulous.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I really does.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Sorry, I'm coming up.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Spring fashion trends and hair trends and I want to
go over them with you. Yes, because we're going into spring.
I'm feeling like most women like or men too. I
don't know. You tell me. I just need son on
my skin. I feel like my makeup looks horrible. My
hair looks good though, because you're my hair dress.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Your hair looks fabulous. Thank you. You know. I gotta
say the weather because you know we're getting the Connecticut
spraying right now.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yes we are.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I had this kiss by Faith Hill playing. My windows
were down and I was like this kid, Yeah, I
was like, my depression is seeping from my pores. You
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You suffer from depression?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Who the hell do I know? But are you so?
For me?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm situational depression? And then there's clinical. I mean, I'm
not a doctor, but I'm just guessing, like I can't.
I'm just guessing there's clinical, you know, like clinical, like
you probably should take some meds and get your serotonin
or whatever it is regulated and get it.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
And mine is situational.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
One little thing will happen and I'll be depressed for
like a week and then I can get myself.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Out of it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I mean I'm definitely that way. Should I be on
medication for something? Probably, But I feel like it's situational
and seasonal.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Okay, So seasonal effective disorder is what it's called. Wow,
you didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I did not know.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh my god, for the last ten years, and I
wish I had the light with me right now. I
have a a therapy light. It's a seasonal effective disorder
therapy light. You start using it in like October and
you sit in front of it every day for like
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, and it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
He just took a sip of.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
This drink, the uh spring Fling teeny a little strong.
It doesn't heat up, and it doesn't tan you or anything,
but it gives you those positive ions or whatever that
you would get if you were at the beach in
the sun.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
So I do that, but it's just it's cigarette therapy.
So I just throw on a co No. But I've
heard about these lights because my stepsister actually they recommend
it because she was in a cubicle with no windows. Yes,
so for work. She was like, oh my god, it's
sot a precedent, and then the doctor told her to
do that, so I should get Well, I don't need
it now because it's sun.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
You don't. But I will give you mind because I
didn't need it this year, okay. And I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I think it's because even when it was like, you know,
crappy weather, I would go stand out in the sun
and put my face in the sun.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
That's what you mean.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
But do you do anything else to like curb that depression?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Well, let me just have a sip of my spring teenie.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You have fun, you have you do crafts, which I love.
I love your crafts. You have great friends around you,
You drink great drinks, you eat healthy yoga. Yuh.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I gotta work out every day, Matthew, your boyfriend works
out every day.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I have to work out every day.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So what it's like. Your not to like hijack, but
I need to understand. You're working out like you do
yoga yourself or you go to a class.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh, I do it all by myself. You know this
is weird.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
People say say you can't work out alone, or if
you get a treadmill, you'll hang your clothes on it
and you won't be working out.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's not me. My treadmill has never gathered dust. Okay,
So every.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Day, twenty minutes at least on the treadmill, power walk
incline or a jog.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
After that, I do weights because I'm a woman of
a certain age, and ladies, you need to start lifting
weights or do some sort of weight bearing exercise.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
And then I'll do sit ups, and then before bed
I'll do yoga.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Wow, I know. Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
And I walk the dog twice a.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Day and a little downward dog before bed?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Got it? You love that want to spring a fling episode?
We're going to talk about those spring fashions. But I've
got to tell you I've got a surprise for Miles
this morning.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Miles, Okay, this is what I was scared about. She said,
the surprise, And I thought it was the videos that
were making No.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
And I shouldn't say a surprise this morning because it's
actually afternoon, otherwise we'd be drinking early.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
They have, Yes, we have a second fan. Yes, should
we be excited that we only have two fans? But anyway,
I think so. I think so too.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And I told her I want to give her a
shout out, Olissa, send me an email.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
She has listened to every episode, so that's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Home I got. Do we know what she looks like?
Can you show me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I can pull it up right here. Here she's on
my she is here, she is, she's.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I want to know what a real Cougar fan looks like?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Oh my god, here she is. Wait, I don't know
which one. Here we go. This is her page right here.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh oh, Alyssa, you're beautiful.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Your family Melissa is this her fan?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It is her man is handsome and her two children
are the most.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Adorable things ever. Anyway, she sent me a great email.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I won't read the whole thing, but she did say, wait,
one of our first episodes, you were talking about a
porn star, and she's right, Ron Jeremy is.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
The porn star you were.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Talking over that you couldn't but who were talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I can't even know.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
We were talking about. I'm the guy that was mean
to you, the celebrity.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Lenny Kravitz.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, I said, I thought again.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
No, Rod Stewart.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We were talking about Rod Stewart and you said, isn't
he a porn stars?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Ron Jeremy number two.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I talked about being on Bumble BFAF because I wanted
to find girlfriends that like so my girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I love them.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
They're fabulous, but they like to just and I love it.
They liked to Saturday and Sunday just go to a restaurant,
drink at the bar, and eat food.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You're Bumble friends. You still have friends from Bumble No, those.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Are my friends here. And I signed up on Bumble
because I wanted to find friends that wanted to do yoga,
go to the beach, go for a hike, go rock
climbing or something.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
But anyway, and.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You said I was away, you said I was a lesbian, right,
did you not say.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's bumble.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That and kiss?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
No, that wasn't in it at all.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
But she says, she says, Courtney, don't let Miles convince
you that Bumble is just for lesbian She said, my
boyfriend told me the same thing. She said She's met
up with a handful of women from Bumble that have
the same interests and she's still friends with them.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
To this day. Not convinced, but I will tell you
I'm convinced. Sorry, we'll get back to it because I
have something to say about it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Alissa, Yes, And then she started talking about peeing in
the shower, and I was like, okay, let's fast forward.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You said you pee in the shower.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I know pee in the shower. I don't. Anyway, she
signed it your second fan.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Alissa, Alissa, sweetheart, thank you so much. And you know,
I keep telling Courtney, we have to do a live show.
We do, and all of my friends and family and
clients they would do it up. They want this. Yeah,
so I think that we just need to do it
this long we do.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I would love to do it at Myles Joseph Studios
and the first five fans we have two yeah, get
three more.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, and then we'll have you guys in the front round. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I was gonna say VIP.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
They get some sort of VIP, like, I don't know
if you want to do a blowout or the front
row or Okay, we'll do that.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I love it, but I have to tell you about
the bumble friends before we move on.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Let's talk about bumble bff.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Because bumble bff, I guess is a thing because I
have a friend who moved out of state and then
came back and was like, I need friends. Okay, joined
a book club from Facebook, but then also joined.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, book club.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
They're all in their eighties and I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
Not getting bumble bff.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And if they said I enjoy Sunday's reading, I just
swipe left.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I was like, No, that's not my friend.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
She has standards and she doesn't want any part of
your book clubs. No, but she used bumble friends and
she actually has a friend that she meant a bumble
and she's they hit it off, and even that friend
moved out of state and they still FaceTime.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay, then why are you telling me, are they kissing?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I didn't ask that, but I will. Okay, I'll keep
I'll keep posted.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Keep me posted on that.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I might go back on bumble because I I love
my girlfriends, but I'm looking for a girlfriend that shows
up at my house. We go for a hike, or
we do yoga, or we do something physical, then we
go to the bar and have a cocktail and look
for boys.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Okay, sound better. You said you want to do something physical.
I'm just trying to.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Physical like my girl. I love my friend. I love
my girlfriends, but they just want to they just want
to sing.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I'm sorry you walk into that. I don't need anyone
to make me laugh.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
All right, So we're going into spring right where the
day before spring? Do you have any spring break stories?
Have you been on spring break? Did you go on
spring break?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I did go on spring break.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Where did you go?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Florida?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah? Everybody did wear in Florida.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Honestly, I think Stuart because's where my family's from. Okay,
but we just got blackout drunk. We're running at Alley's.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
My friends were weird, like when we do things like that,
like we're not like trying to like find guys like
we're trying to like, act really weird, so then guys
don't like us, and then we have a funny story
to tell our friends. Okay, but we got into Me
and my cousin got a really big fight because I
don't even know I But yeah, I've done spring break.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Okay, I have never gone on spring break.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Really, Yes, my my mother refused to let me go
on spring bak break. Gail, Gail, who is so much fun,
did not allow me to go on spring break, but
said she would take me on a vacation with one
of her friends and their son, and we went to
the Bahamas and was boring and horrible.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Did you kiss the sun?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No? No, I did not. But I feel like I
should call my mom and have heard tell you why
she wouldn't let me on spring brek.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, I need to let me see. She's gonna ring ring, Gail.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I will tell you exactly why she wouldn't let me
go on spring break. I should I call her first
or tell you first?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, call her.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I'm gonna call her first, and I'm gonna say, Mom,
you need to be honest and tell Miles why you
didn't let me go on spring break. What was the
number one reason you wouldn't let me go on spring break?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And she's gonna lie, and you're gonna tell me the
truth or she's gonna tell the truth.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I have no idea. What's up? Mummy?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Hi, Gail?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
How are you guys?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
We're good? What are you up to?
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Your father wanted to go shopping. I'm sitting in the car, Marshals.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, what is dad getting at? Marshalls?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Okay, so he's in without you?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Right, he likes to shop.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Is that safe?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Couldn't he fall and hurt his hip or something? Courtney, Mommy,
get over.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It all right, I've got one question. You have to
be honest. Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
What's the one reason you wouldn't let me go on
spring break?
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Well, at that time, there was a lot of drinking
and fooling around stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Mom, break it down. I can't remember. You didn't want
me to get what.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Drunk?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
You told me you didn't want me to get pregnant,
and that's why you wouldn't let me go. Oh my god,
I should let you go. That's exactly look where we're
at now. Yes, right, you were afraid I was gonna
get what a mistake. I know you were afraid I
was gonna get knocked up on spring break. Right well,
(13:14):
I didn't have grand children and taking care of now.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Anyways, I guess you did good. You did good.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
She did horrible, because I'm charging.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Do you know the percentage of girls that go on
spring break and get pregnant?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
All right, mom, you had plenty of time. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You wouldn't let me go on spring break because you
didn't want me to get pregnant.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
The guilty, okay, And then what do we do instead?
I don't remember what. You took me to the Bahamas?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That was great, all okay, Well you have fun with
dad and your other grandchildren that you wouldn't didn't allow
me to get knocked up on spring break, all right?
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Wove she didn't even remember.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
She took took me aside and said, you're not going
on spring break with your friends. I said why, She said,
because you'll come back pregnant. I'm trying you hook up
on spring break?
Speaker 3 (14:12):
So with a straight boy?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yes, with a straight boy? How does that even happen?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
And I have this It was one we were hanging
out with like these guys, one with one of my
friends guys, and he was straight. And then they took
videos of us like they found us or whatever, and
they were like miles turning straight boys.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Guy, Well wait, they found you, like they just like
all of a sudden they stumbled upon.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Well, we were in pools, there was beaches, there's hotel rooms.
We were like really going for it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Did you talk to the guy that you had this?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I don't even know his name laying with Okay, now
Spanish though, so I guess I've always I know he
was Spanish, but I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I was eighteen, Okay, all right, Matthew. Has Matthew been
on spring break? Matthews? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Where Florida as well?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Where in Florida Matthew? He okay, I love him.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Say something though. Matthew didn't have a sip of alcohol
till after he was.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
After twenty one. He didn't drink in college. He came
for last time and he went to Disney on spring break.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, he was a Disney adult.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
I love you, Matthew. I just love him.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He's innocent and then all of a sudden he found
Pinogrizzio and now he's the.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Devil fine wine.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
So it's good for it's good for him health.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
All right, can we talk about uh spring fashion? Trans
By the way, my friend wild Bill called me last
night and says, everything mates in the Spring. Tell tell
Miles that.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
All right, well we're going to back it up about
ten steps. Who the hell is wild Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So wild Bill has been a friend of mine for
about thirty years, and we call him wild Bill because
no matter when you see him, he's wearing camouflage.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Wow, I want to meet him.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
He's just literally camouflage dude. And he's like, what's going on?
You been? I'm like, I'm doing great.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I said, I'm preparing to chat with Miles tomorrow for
a podcast. You know it, start a spring Flint podcast. Youse,
Just tell Miles everything mates in the Spring.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
I agree with that. Rabbits, coyotes, everything straight, gay.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Everything made matter it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And you know it's good thing because you know it's good.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Okay, that's just all I wanted to ask you. If
you thought everything made it in the spring.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I do think everything made out of spring. I think
we're coming to life. People are excited, they're horny, they're hungry.
There's a lot of orgies.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Okay, one more question before we get ladies to spring
fashion trends and hair trends. Oh yes, here's my question
for you coming out of hibernation. What's the first food
you want to eat? Like, pretend you're a big bear. Well,
you are a big bear.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I watch a Courtney Nuggets like I mean to like Lisa,
I'm like, I look, she's the size of one of
my legs.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
I said a bear like, isn't a bear?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Big fat bear? We all heard what you said. First thing?
I want to eat his chicken nuggets, man nuggets. Come on,
if you could eat anything in the world, anything, you're
gonna be like a gluten free cracker.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I would say, either sushi or a nice medium rare steak.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh my god, come on, could you be any boring?
Come on, I told you sushi. No, you're not boring.
You act like you're boring because you have this facade.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I know what chicken nuggets like, we're from like McDonald.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
No, no, no, no, no no no, like and like, have
you ever been to like a resort and like had
a chicken nugget, chicken tender resort or chicken tender? Come on,
you've never had Like what do you keep looking your
fingers for what are you doing over there?
Speaker 4 (17:35):
It's the sugar rim from our drink.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
No, but it's a resort chicken tender.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
No, I have not.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
There's okay, Alyssa. And who's the other one? Linda?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Linda?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Linda and Alisa.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
You only have two fans? How did we?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Who's Linda?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
You said Linda? I didn't say Linda. Have you got
do you guys know what a chicken nugget resort chicken
tender is? I'm sorry? What did you now?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You're drugg it's Daniella. Yeah, and Alyssa are two first fans.
We should start, okay, yeah, two first fans.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, all right, let's move on. So anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Hair Spring Hair and Fashion twenty twenty five Spring trends.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
What is a bixie cut?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Do you know what that gets? A pixie I've never
heard of this. Courtney comes out.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I don't know it's a bixie cut. A long bob
is in?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Okay, buns, that's a winter falls.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Burke and Burke and bangs. Do you know what burke
and bangs are?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah? They're lesbian bangs. No, I don't know. I don't
know where you got that, all.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right, So then let's for hair spring trends. You tell us,
because you're in the.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Field kind of doing hair every day of my life.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Yeah, so tell us what is in? Like right now
I have I would call it a curtain bank.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I don't know if that's the name.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
So I think curtain bangs are in. I think the
essence of a bob is in. And what I mean
by that is like you know those like you know,
collarbone length, ton of layers, big blowouts.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
That's a lot. You're right on.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, so that's I'm not talking like the sleek bob. No,
there's layers. Well, technically, in my opinion, when you start
adding layers, you break down the bob. So it's no
longer a bob. Okay, a bob to me is a
chic one length, either textured or one like one solid
line bob. Okay, not to get technical, but so that's
what I think is then right now, really bake in
just anything layers and long. I feel like I'm on
(19:27):
a mission. All these people sit in my chair and
they're like, I have to cut my hair. I'm forty
years old. I'm like, who the hell made that rule. No,
I'm like, grow it out. And every time I fight
a client and growing it out, yeah, they're always like,
I wish I did this sooner.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
But here's the thing about growing out your hair after
a certain age. This is what they what I read somewhere,
is as long as it's healthy. The worst is when
you get to be a certain age and you have long,
horrible hair.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
You got split ends. You have to take care of it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You can have long hair, it doesn't matter how old
you are, but it has to be healthy.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Do you know how hot it is when a seventy
year old has like bust down twenty four inches of hair,
you know, and it's like it's salt pepper and shiny,
and you know, you take care of stuff. We don't
want you to look like a witch, right right. But
I'm so sick of this, Like, oh, gotta get the bob,
Like stop, okay, stop with the bob, Stop with the bob.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
What about color for spring?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Color for spring? It's all about lived in And honestly,
I'm gonna even throw it out there and say that
warm golden and red copper bolliages are very popular now
Bolliage is very lived in blended dimension.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
I feel like mine is bordering on you know, bolliage.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
No, you have great dimension. We haven't hauded dimension in
a while. Which on our next appointment, I'm adding some
We're doing it and I'm really excited. So but I
just did this killer red last night.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Oh I love red.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Gorgeous, okay, gorgeous red red toads are in warmth. Is
in embrace the warmth. Golden. Everyone wants bright blonde. That's
golden blonde.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Okay. Was the girl to begin with, so she used
to be.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
So she came in yesterday. I was like, listen, we
don't we can stick with the same old root touch
up one one color. Yep. But I got these new
reds in from Redkin. Redkin just drop new reds and
I have them all at my salon Miles Joseph Studios,
and we did a boliage and it came out so beautiful.
It was like these light copper tones mixed in with
the rich, darker red. It was I love that insane,
(21:24):
like honestly pissed off that I was eight o'clock at
night and it was dark out. I couldn't get a
good picture so good.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So bolliage ladies or cougars. Yes, it starts a little
bit lower. So a boliage doesn't start at your roote.
Just if you're wondering and you want to get a bolliage. Yeah,
even with you at Miles Joseph Studios. A bolliage starts
how far down?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So it really depends on it. But I like to
start about an inch or two down because you want
that lived in. Look as if these are just on
your head, they grow out. You come in two three
times a year, it's great, exactly.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's not so much upkeep if it's like right down
to the room.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Yeah. I want my clients to want to come in,
not have to come in.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yes, And when they meet you either gonna want to
come in.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, So that's it for hair trends. Fashion trends
for twenty twenty five. Grunge glam Like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
What that is. I see what I'm wearing today.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
You aren't grunge glam. Oh you're grunge glam.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, I'm saying you're not gonna take advice from me.
I look like a bull dyke? Can I say that?
I said it? I don't give a shit. I'm part
of the community. You are part of I am part
of the community. I can say it. Listen.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I think grunge glam is like ripped up jeans, a
cute little flannel tied at the waist.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I'm okay with that too, and I'm gonna censor myself,
so I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Crochet anything crochet, like a crochet sweater.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Do you want me to like offend communities here?
Speaker 4 (22:40):
No, don't.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm just saying I'm just fringes in anything like fringy,
like put fringe on your shoes.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I know. Okay, this is bullshit, Courtney.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Okay, wide leg pants, give me your love. Really, I
just bought a pair and I like that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Love love, love, anything fun, okay like that.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
A big cuff on your jeans, like a big cuff
with some high heel shoes.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
The big cuff.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Bullshit Okay, And then I want to find out from
you which these are the genes I can't stand. But
they're not going away. High waist is still in.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Please can we get.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Rid of the high waist because I'm sure which means
I have to tuck my breasts into my waistpand.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Okay, you're putting them in your pockets?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
You why not get rid of that? Do you like
high waist?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
I think high waist is really cute. I think that
I'm going to censor myself and I'm just gonna say
they're cute. Okay, Well, Courtney, we're doing good because this
is going on YouTube. Yes, and I like to speak
from the heart and the mind, and I'm afraid that
you're going to do a little editing on me and
not tell me.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
No.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I don't want offend anyone, but listen, I okay, don't.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You don't have to like you're the hair here's the thing.
You're the hair guru.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
And I'm gonna have to agree with you on all
the hair trends you talked about. Those are all in.
That's what you should look for. Ladies.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
What do you call these?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
These are cargo pants?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Okay, I'm going to call them Chris Angel cargo pants, because.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Who's Cariss Angel?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Are you fucking Courtney? Are you care?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Cargo pants?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
He's a magician. You've never heard of Chris Angel. MindFreak?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh okay, yes, now now, you say magician.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yes, you know who he is.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
So I'm dressed like a man magician, like I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Chris Angel if you know his style. We're talking about.
What was the first thing you said? Grunge, grunge glam. Oh,
this would be grunge glam.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Cute little boots with fringe and a tied up flannel.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Cute little pants with a Yeah. So I feel like
we could hook you up to something and and bring
you to the top of that you know, pyramid in
Las Vegas and have you float?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
All right, listen, do you want to do truth or drink?
Did you even bring in questions?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I didn't because I forgot, Okay, but I'm gonna I
can ask.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Let's answer them together if you want. Well, like I'll
ask the question.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
We both answer, okay, all right, because I can. I
as to come up all right?
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Truth or drink?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Question number one? Do you and your partner have pet names?
And Matthew is here in the studio with us? Tell
me what's your pet name for Matthew?
Speaker 4 (24:57):
You have to have one, So.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I have a couple. Okay, so we both call each
other Guy. I don't know why, hey, Guy and Guy?
What are you doing? What are you do? I call
him little lad?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Little lad? All right, getting that's so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Little lad?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
What else do I call you? My guy?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Little lad, my guy, a little lad? Does he have
any for you?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Guy?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
So guy? Back and forth?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, it's very gay. How about you.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I've never been into pet names. I think I dated
a guy once and he called me a sweetheart or
baby baby girl. He called me baby girl and I
dumped his ass twenty for hours.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did he call you a pepper and chio? No, he did,
not a little wait, baby.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Girl, bababy girl. I'm like baby girl. I'm a grown
ass woman. I pay my own bills. You are annoying
me and I dumped them.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Oh my god, you have a short, few short feud.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Don't call me baby girl? Was that a little baby girl?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is so demeaning, Lady Cougars, Can you please let me
know if a guy called you baby girl?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Hey, baby girl, baby girl?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Okay, she's dead. Baby girl is dead and never coming back.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
You're going in my phone as a baby girl.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Please do truth or drink? Question number two, Take a
big sip. Have you ever sent a nude photo?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Never?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Never?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I'm kidding, Courtney, really.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay, because I just looked at Matthew's face.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He's like, okay, okay, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hell yeah,
all right.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I've never sent a nude.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You've never sent a nude.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I've never sent a nude.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Ever, your butt, none of you.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
But I got a DP when, oh my god, years
and years ago, this guy slid into my DMS and
he thought he was going to send me like a
picture of his private area. But unfortunately he only got
like his nose in his big stomach because he was
shooting downward and there was nothing like it was just
his stomach, like a bear stomach.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
It was horrible. Ladies will agree with me. Dps are disgusting.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Don't really, Yes, So I used to I love a
good nude.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I love a good nude.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
No, I don't need a good news.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Matthew doesn't do that though, thank you, matt I think
maybe once I got one from you.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So you you used to back in the day before
you before you used to say, now you're in lockdown.
Question number three, drink truth or drink? And I think
we just already covered it. What food could eat for
the rest of your life? And you said chicken nuts. Well,
you asked me after hibernation, you asked me the okay,
all right, the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
A resort chicken tender that I would eat, sushi.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
And a media rare steak for me.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Come onshi, I would do some sort of raw. I
would do some sort of like maybe a hand roll,
maybe a spicy tune, a hand roll.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Well, that's our spring Fling special. That's all I got
for you today.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Well, we have to chug our drink before we leave.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Chug it.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Oh my god, ladies, the spring Fling teeny if you
want it.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
It is citron vodka.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
It is a simple syrup which is infused with basil
that I grew.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
In my own kitchen. Right now, I got an indoor
indoor garden.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
A little bit bush is huge. It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I can't you little lemon juice it is.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's very refreshed. Whoa hello, And you're telling me you've
never said a new but you're gonna lick your glass
like that.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
You've never seen my tongue before?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Have I never seen you?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
What do you do? Simmons? I just licked the sugar
rim Ladies, hold on before.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
You take a sip? Where that you want a Gene
Simmons lookalike? Context?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Well, Tom, you know Geene Simmons from Kiss.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And where was this?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Long the b You know, we'll do it. We'll do
it another time. Do you want to see my tongue? Though?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wonder you had a man for the damn All.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Right, ladies, check us out on socials, reach out to us.
I would love to get some truth or drink questions,
especially from Danielle and Alyssa.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Please send them to us. I'll personally give you Courtney's
phone number. You can text your call our face.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
You can get us a Cougar Don podcast on Instagram, Gmail,
We're on TikTok and new episodes drop every single Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So love it. This was fun. Happy Spring, Happy International,
Happy Day.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Wow
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