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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney and Miles Juices.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, welcome to the cougar Den Podcast. It's Cotya,
Mile Howdy. I'm so excited. There's so many things going
on in this podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yes, this is a heavy one.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's gonna be a heavy, delicious, fabulous one. You're gonna
listen to the whole thing and you're gonna love about it.
Coming up a celebrity with the most bizarre piercing ever,
and I.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know you have not heard about this, No I haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm going to tell you the piercing in which celebrity
just got it done.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And why did they tell people this?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I don't know. She posted a photo. She posted a
photo of her weird piercing. It's gross. I'll tell you
about it. But let's get into our drink first. Okay,
So the drink the cucka cocktail of the week is
a porn Star martini. It's vanilla vodka and pineapple juice.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Did you make this up? I did.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's like my version of the porn Star martini.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So these ingredients are a real martini.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yess, Vanilla vodka and it's pineapple juice. No, I got it.
Give me a hold your hold your cup out here.
There we go. Cougar Cocktail of the week. Tell me
if you like this one. It might be a little
strong because I have a heavy hand. The last week
I listen, ladies, you've got to check out if you
have missed any episodes. Podcast seven has a gender bender
(01:21):
and I think that's our favorite cocktails.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Are you ready, cheers, cheers?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Here is our porn star martini. Why are oh my
drinks so good?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Wait? That's like so refreshing. And I don't taste the vodka.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I know, And there's a lot of vodka in that. Yeah,
there is. And ladies, I use the light pineapple juice,
so it's light and regrect.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Skinny.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It is very skinny.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Before I get to the celebrity with a weird most
bizarre piercing, I think, ever, you've got an event coming up,
to Get Lucky event, and I cannot wait because I
am getting a tattoo at this event. Mad.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, So I love to put on like little like
events and things like that. So this is the Get
Lucky Event. March second, eleven o'clock to three o'clock at
my salon Miles Joseph Studios. For all the information for
a go to Miles Joseph Studios on Instagram. But we're
so excited. We're gonna have tattoo fine line tattoos. We're
gonna have a charm bar, permanent jewelry.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It's a charm bar.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
So I do permanent jewelry as well.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
On you cannot take it off. What happens? I always
wondered when you go to go through like an airport.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I've had this on for two years. I've flown quite
a bit. Okay, and I have a necklace.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, so permanent.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I love it. Permanent jewelry and the charm bar. We
have different charms to put on your yeah, mama, we
have like we're gonna have some horse shoes. It's gonna
be fun, okay. And then we're also doing something with
bucket hats. I'm really excited about that trucker hat. Sorry,
not pocket hat.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Shoot. I think a good bucket happened.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Too, But this is like really cute. This is like
a trucker hat, which I just realized I'm not wearing
my cougar done. I know, no one told me.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's all right. We just got my cougar. I get
my cougar print hat.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Swung right into it. But so it's really fun. There's
gonna be cocktail, specialtytails. There's gonna be uptet up cycled
clothing okay, consigned clothing okay. And I think that's part
card reader and botox.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You left out the two ones Botox and Tarot cards.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Tarat cart and botox. We're gonna botox there, We're gonna
it's gonna be great. It's gonna be really fun. Time
grab your girlfriends, come by, bring your boyfriends. Some of
my coworker's boyfriends were like, why can I come? Come?
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I can't wait because my girlfriend and I are both
getting tattoos. We discussed it. I told her that you're
probably gonna have an event with tattoosa. I'm gonna get
it a tattoo on the inside of my wrist.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I got a really dumb one last year at my event.
Look at how in your risk? No, let me see
it's dots. Why did I do this?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Is that Morris code?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's brail. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I was just like, dots on your ins and what
does it mean?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, she put me on the spot that tell yours
is like pick a tattoo, I'll do it for you.
And I was like okay, and then she just I.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just did this, okay, but you picked dot dead.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I was trying to blame it on her, But what
is wrong? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We need to look it up. That that probably says
something in Morris code. How many dots four dots.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Two four, six sixty Maybe it's satana.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. That would be six six six though
that wouldn't be that would be like six six six.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I don't know. I'm an alien and literally the dots
are not good.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that's March second, Miles Joseph Studios, South Windsor, Connecticut.
You also are on Instagram if anybody wants.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
To get that's where all the details are on our Instagram,
Miles Justph Studios.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
All right, So a celebrity with the most bizarre tech,
bizarre piercing ever. Are you ready? Are you big Cardi
b fans? I love Cardi, I do too, brand new
piercing and it's her butt cracked, butt crack. She pierced
her butt crack. Google it. I don't have my cell
phone handy, but you could google Cardi b Butt crack
piercing and look at it.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
The government's going to be after me with the I know,
didn't we.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Look up boobs one day? We always look up stuff.
Do you have any piercings?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, so I can't. I just type ten Cardi B's
butt crack and it's not showing what I want.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I used to have my ears pierced. Okay. I used
to have a hole here, two holes, and then I
have my nose.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So but they're not in anymore because.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Because Matthew told me that I'm a man and I'm
an older man and I shouldn't have a nose piercing.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Really, because I just got my piers like a year ago.
This is this is a new piercing in my nose.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, you're a woman in you're hot, so apparently I'm
not allowed to have one. No, honestly, I gotta tell
you something. It was. It was getting old for me,
Like I was just like I changed my vibe.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Okay, all right, hot or not? If you a guy
with a piercing.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I like piercings.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I do too. Yeah, I used to like a guy
with a brow piercing.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
No, that is so two thousands.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I know, I know, but I can't do the ear piercing.
For some reason. I don't like the ear piercing on
a guy.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Is that like just like really gay for you?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I feel like it's like I don't want them to
take my ear rings.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh well, I think if you sell in your earrings,
we have a couple more issues. I'm in the relationship and.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't like it. I don't like the tongue piercing.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
No, no, no, no, no, that is way too far.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's just a little too a little too far, a
little too much. What about a Do you know what
a Prince Albert is?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, and you're not going to say what it is
because you know I'm gonna have to edit you out.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I'm literally I have a gag order against me. I said,
listen to this.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Back in the day, when I was single, I went
on a date with this guy. Don't even know how
I met and met him at a bar. We're sitting
at the bar, We're having cocktails, and he was kind
of creepy. He leaned in, He's like, I got a
Prince Albert. I go, oh, Prince Albert. He's married to Fergie,
right Like, I was all confused. He's telling me he
has a Prince Albert, and I had no idea what
(06:29):
he was talking about. So he gets up and he
goes to the bathroom and I lean into the bartender
said do you know what a Prince Albert is? Because
I think he's talking about like the monarchy, And I said,
excuse me, no, that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, So I said, okay, thank you. I gave the
bartender twenty dollars and I left. Never talked to the
guy again, didn't I left before he came out of
the bathroom. I don't want to see it. Yes, why
would you tell somebody on a first date? Okay, is pierced?
First of all, Cardi B's got a butt crack pierced.
And then Lenny Kravitz has something called a pubic piercing.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I looked it up. So the pubic piercing is a
hoop the size of like a I think they said,
like a quarter, and it's in your where your pubic
area is the I don't know, I don't know. And
you know what I met.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Lenk I was gonna say, we got to get into that.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh my god, Well he does have a lot of
facial piercings. Anyway, I don't know. I didn't realize when
I was talking to him he had a pubic piercing,
because I would have brought that up a truss me
to talk about your pubic piercing.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Can you tell me a little bit about your story?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh my god, do you think he's hot?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, okay, I think he's creepy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I thought Lenny Kravitz was so hot. I used to
love back in the day. Yeah, yeah, American woman. Was
that American woman? None of the American woman? Yes, yes, yes,
guitar so cute, handsome. He was coming into the radio station.
We were going to interview him, so I got wicked excited.
(08:01):
They sent me his rider, which was like bottled water
and almonds. I'm like, all right, I ran around. I
got a bunch of almonds, bushel of almonds, and like
five cases of water. I don't know, it's like a
celebrity's coming to the station. I was all excited. I
was a kid. I grabbed a guitar. I actually went
and bought a cheap guitar to have him sign it,
(08:22):
so I would have a signed guitar because he's loved
the tar player. Right. So he comes in before he
even enters the station, he has his bodyguards come in
and do a sweep. He doesn't want anybody in the
hallways looking at him when he enters the station.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I just would be so embarrassed to like walk in
after someone just said a sweep. And I'm Monday Krabets.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, and he should have been, because he's probably no
offense to short men out there. I'm taller than he
is and I'm five four.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's what we call Courtney a short king. Hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, not only did he was he short, but he
was so high he couldn't even open his eyes on weed.
I don't know what he was on. I'm guessing weed,
but like literally couldn't open his eyes. So he comes
into the studio, he sits down. I'm all excited. I
am like dying on the inside because I'm three inches
away from Lenny Kravitz, who I could not wait to meet.
We start the interview and the first thing he says
(09:13):
is why are these god blank and almonds in front
of me? And I was like ooh, because he must
be joking. I said, well, the almonds were in your rider.
I don't have a damn rider. And he took the
almonds and just like kind of flung him across the room,
which is odd, right.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Like is there like second hit embarrassment happening?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh, he's fine. I was mortified, like, okay, he must
be joking, ha ha ha, But there was no laughter.
So then I start to interview him, and he tells
the host at the show, because I was the co
host at the time, why is she asking me questions?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Why?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Why is a woman asking me questions? Why do you
let a woman talk on the radio. So for all
of you Lenny Kravitz fans out there, and I'm sorry, Lenny,
if you hear this, you can call me and apologize
all you want, but I'm telling my truth. He he
does not like women.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
That is actually so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
This was probably in the early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Not acceptable. But I'm just saying, like, what, yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Why are you letting her talk? He said to the host,
Why is she interviewing me? Why is a girl talking
on the radio? It was I was mortified. I almost
started to cry. I got up in the middle of
the interview. I walked down the hall, banged on my
boss's office door, and he was in there listening live
because this was all live back then. He's listening on
the radio. And now the host of the show's talking
to Lenny. I go, I got to ask you something.
(10:29):
He's like, I said, if I punch Lenny Kravitz, am
I gonna get fired? And he's like, girl, no, I
wish you dead. You're You're not going to get fired.
I said, he is so rude and so demeaning. He's like,
I get it. I walked back.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Into the studio.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I let the host of the show finish and finished
the interview. At the end of the interview, Lenny Kravitz
is like, would anybody like photos? He looks at me,
if you want a photo with me? I said, hell no,
I will pay you to not take a photo with you.
And then he saw my guitar that I had lugged
all the way there and spent my last two hundred
dollars on because I was a kid. Do you want
me to sign your guitar? So absolutely not. I don't
(11:04):
want you even looking in that guitar's direction.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Good for you.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
And then he got up and left. It was so disheartening.
I've met so many horrible celebrities, and Lenny Kravitz might
be top of the list.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Really yes, and I'm sorry, Like I understand like he
was like big in his time, but like he wasn't
that big, Like to me, he's like, does this mean
to say like a one hit wonder like American Woman's
only one? I really know what other ones are famous?
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
He yeah, he was the Aviators a lot, Yes, he did.
Didn't Was he on Katy Perry's Super Bowl performance? Didn't
he play the guitar on it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
He might have? I don't know he did he did? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, So like I don't know, like yeah, like you're handsome.
You know, he actually is handsome. Now I take that.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm surprised to let Katy Perry sing while he performed
in the background, because he takes the micro he does
not stop at stop. Why isn't there a man singing?
Why is Katy per till? Hey, you want to do
truth or drink?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I really do, because this is a slippery slope slippers.
Should we do you do one? That I do one?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Then you Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
We go back and forth.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So truth or Drink is our new game, ladies. If
you want to submit any questions yes for truth or Drink?
Just hit us up on Instagram, the Kruger and podcasts.
We're on TikTok, the Kugean Podcasts at gmail.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Dot com all the things.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, just find us and send us some truth or
Drink questions yes, and we will add them to the
next podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
We really will, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Question number one for you, truth or Drink? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Because you told me that, like I might not just
go for it.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Have you ever had a threesome? Oh my god, and
his boyfriend Matthew is in the studio audience. You can drink.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
I don't know if I want to answer that.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
You whit Okay, drink, I'm actually drinking right now.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I'll drink drink. I'm gonna drink too, but I will
leave the listeners with us because I think last episode
I gave away a little bit too much of my life.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You never give away too much. We want to know
all about you mine.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's a lie because I literally go home and I'm
in the charm, like, what did I just say on
that episode? I'm like, oh my god, guy said too much?
I text you. I'm like, he does.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Honestly, episode sound like he's in a panic every time
we do this, and then I.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Edit because I have to tell you something. My family
listens to this. Well, yes, but like, Gail is really cool.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Gail is really cool.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
My dad will send me videos my son's on the radio.
When you post on the radio, I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Like, oh, we have played you on the radio.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Question people get on, they videotape it, and they send
it to me. Anyways, I'll leave it with this. I
love fun and I love sexual fun.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Okay, so I guess we can make our own deductions
on that.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Remember I'm the love guru.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
I love Okay, we drink truth or drinks. See, he's
never prepared, listen, I am. I have my questions, but
here we go, truth or drink. Okay, this one's an
easy one. Okay.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
It shouldn't have you ever, on a date or to
a man lied about your age?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Really no, uh never.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
But I've never dated anybody like younger, you know what
I mean. They've usually been older man's so you don't
really lie about your age to somebody older. I would
imagine if I went on I might shave a few
years off. Okay, so no, I've never lied about my
never No, have you ever had sex in a public place?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No? What?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Never?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Never?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
You just said I'm a big fan of fun and sex,
but you've never had sex in a public place.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
No, I've never had sex in a public place. Okay,
all right, I want to drink after that.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Have a drink. He's having a drink anyway, he answered it,
and he's drinking. See what's the point of this game
if we drink through the entire podcast these questions?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
You are wild. You're more wild than I have I think.
So that's time around. Okay, because I have questions, but
they're like vanilla.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
We don't need vanilla.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I want to know have you ever had a threesome? No,
you're such a liar.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
No, come on, no, absolutely not. No, no, no, never
had a threesome. I told you. I'm like the most
basic bee was.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
I feel like you need to have a year of yes.
Have you ever heard of that? No?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I have heard of a year of nos.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Well, you've been doing that, So we got to do
a year yes. I think you got to do a
year of yes.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Maybe, Okay, I'll do it. I got to work up
to it. All right, here's the last question.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
For you, and then I have another question for you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
What color is the underwear you're wearing if you're wearing underwear?
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Black? Always wearing underwear? Really, because I zipped up my
manhood one time and I'll never not wear underwear. What
was it going to be my last question for you?
Because I just like, I really went like, I love
this questions game. I like this.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I like this game.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Truth or drink, Ladies, Truth or drink or tell the
truth and drink.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, send us your questions. We love truth or drink because.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
We'll we'll move it on. We'll move it on. But
I think I do have one brewing. I just I
forgot it and it was good. I was like, oh
my god, this is good. I'm going to ask for
this to get you on the spot. You really you
went there today?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I answered, I'm telling you truth or drink. I mean,
as much as I love to drink, I will always
tell you the truth.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah. No, I'll tell you the truth unless.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I don't want to for some reason.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Yeah, well, I want to know. Actually this is not sexual,
but I want to know the meanest celebrity besides Lenny,
besides Jayla besides Jessica that you've met, because I just
learned that you met jalo at Ellen.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh my gosh, so the meanest celebrity we already talked.
So what Jayla was really mean to me? Trying to
get me fired? Jessica Simpson kicked me out of her limousine.
Lenny boy, there's a there's a tie in here, and
I think it might be me, but Lenny Lenny Gravitz
was me. Those are my three tops. I don't think
there was anyone.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Do you believe in the Illuminati?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
What's the Illuminati?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Like, you know, like they say like Beyonce and like
they're all in on like this like sacret society where
they like eat children.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Okay, so we went from Truth or Drink where Miles
does not have a third question to me for me, dude,
do you believe in Illuminati, which is celebrities eating children?
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No, what are you talking about? Wait?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You need to google this stuff? Well maybe you don't
because they'll folly.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
So you've never heard of the illumina illumina ever?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Really? Ill So it's it's the secret society of celebrities
that like that, like have you ever seen the theory
about everyone thinking Beyonce when they win a Grammy or something.
If you google it, it's a montage almost every single
celebrity that wins one that's in Beyonce. Like, I love this,
but I just you know, Beyonce's amusing. I just want
to think Beyonce. People think Beyonce or bring up Beyonce
(17:24):
when they win something because they say that she's the
leader of it, of Illuminati, which is the secret society,
like you know, like P Diddy.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Okay, but p Diddy's freak ofughs have something to do with.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yes, because it's all it's like satanic rituals.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, what about jay Z? What about jay Z?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Jay z is so is jay Z?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
They're both involved on Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yes, it's a thing you need to look. I can't
ever heard of this us it so the Illuminati, which
I'm shocked to because you're in the celebrity world. You've
dipped your into it. Yes, oh yes, basically they say that, like, well,
it's like Beyonce. I guess it's like the mom of it,
like the head and charge her in jay Z.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
So Beyonce and Z or the or the.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yes it's even in her songs, like she'll talk about
you've never seen them go like this.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah trying, Yeah, the triangle hand, she just did that
at where was she performing recently?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
She did it Netflix Special then yeah so yeah. So
it's like the Illuminati, like it's like a secret society
within celebrities. And this is where like the PGD stuff
is kind of stemming from. Like it's like there's like
sexual like satanic rituals and like Lady Gaga's in it,
like Britney Spears is in it, Like they cloned Brittany,
(18:45):
Like that's what they're saying, Like ever since they shaved
her head, like she was going to expose the industry.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
She shaved her own head after having a.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Melt, because that's what they want to do when when
a celebrity, and this is there's a pattern with it
when celebrity wants to talk about the illuminati or expose
the industry and like that this they with media help
make them look like they're crazy. So don't trust what
he's gonna say. She just shaved her head, okay, and
they threaten her and like all these things. So basically
like they said, like Lady Gaga, like is like really
(19:14):
into the satanic stuff, and like if you look at
the symbolism of the videos and stuff, but it's all
the secret society. But P Diddy, like that's the downfall
of Illuminati right now is because he's because he's.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Now in prison for his freak off part.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Charlie, Charlie, No.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein was like Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh he owned the Illuminati Island.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Wait, what is wrong with you? I can't even know
you have to Luminati Island.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
That's what Jeffrey Jeffrey Epstein's island was, the Illuminati Island.
Like okay, Like, why do you think he ends up
dead in the most hot okay?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So so, so what you're trying to tell me is
there's a secret celebrity society called Illuminati. It's headed by
jay Z. It's coming out of my mouth. Yeah, it's
headed by Jay Z and Beyonce.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah uh.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And it's all sex.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Sex, satanic rituals to gain money and power. Oh that's
what it is.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And the downfall of Illuminati is happening because P Diddy
is in prison for his freek pee.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Diddy is like was like part of that satanic ritual stuff.
And like sexual things, and there's like a lot of
things that go into but we need to have a
whole episode of the Illuminati.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Okay, how about if we do this? Okay, so the
next episode, let's talk about Illuminati.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
We have to.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I will do my research and you know I've got contacts. Yes,
you bring whatever you can to the table Willuminati. We
will focus our next episode on Illuminati. Yeah, the celebrity underground. Yeah,
and what's being exposed now because of Diddy.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
One hundred percent And I'm telling you right now it's real.
It's real.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No. Wait, and I'm gonna come up with an Illuminati cocktail.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh my god, that'll be good. Can you make it black? Yes?
Because like the black eyes like you ever see that? No,
if their eyes go black when they do the satanic virtuals?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
What? Okay? I will I will come up with something
very like maybe an espresso martini like type.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
You have the black water blka water, you will get that.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I won't listen the Illuminati cocktail. Next episode, We're gonna
bust open this theory on Illuminati and what's going on
with celebrities.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I want you to ask the people in your world.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm gonna listen. I've got contact, I know you do.
I will get some Illuminati scoop. That'll be our next episode.
All right, well listen, uh, new episodes drop every single Wednesday.
We're gonna discuss Illuminati Illuminati in our next podcast. Plus
we will have our truth or Drink and you're gonna
come with some saucy questions.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And so will I. If you have.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Any truth or drink questions you want to add, and
we will ask them to each other. Hit us up
on socials or if you want any type of advice,
because you're like the love guru and I'm the drink guru.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And together that's a drunk love.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Deuce grew douce guru.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Just grow. These drinks are talking, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
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Speaker 2 (22:16):
I know we have one fan so far, but we
want more.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
We definitely want more fans. We want a lot of fans.
Come on and but no, our views are nice.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
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