February 12, 2025 • 21 mins
It's our Valentines special with a killer Cougar Coktail of the week! Find out what to wear to attract a man. A royal bombshell and Miles admits to hooking up with his Uber driver!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And Miles Juices. All right, welcome to the cougar Den
Podcast with Courty of Miles and this is our Valentine's
Day special.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So excited. I heart you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I heart you too. I heart and So we're just
a couple of days away from Valentine's Day. So your
cougar ladies, your cougar cocktail of the week is the
Pink Panty Dropper.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Which we have a name for our people. Now, yes,
give them the Cocky Cougars. Yes, you get it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Follow along and you love our podcast. You are now
the Cocky Cougars. Yep, that's our group. So this is
the Pink panty Dropper, ladies. This is how I made it.
It's your favorite champagne. It's a splash of triple sac
and the cherry juice from Maraschino Cherries. Are we ready?
I don't even know how it tastes. I just it's
the Pink panty Dropper in honor Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Pink panty Dropper. Oh my god, right now, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It is so good, Ladies. You gotta make it pink.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That is good. My panties are dropped, Yes, dropped. I'm
ready to find a daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Triple second, me too, and Cherry's Now. I've got a
question for you, Miles. Have you ever tied a cherry
stem in and not using just your tongue?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, I feel like we should try.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm scared because I feel like Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Little known fact. I was a waitress for several years
before I got into radio Tuesdays now where I forget
the name of malt House Exchange.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It was called mould House malt al like.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A beer, like a malt malt House Exchange in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Let's try it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm never gonna get a boyfriend unless I tie this
with my tongue. Mm hmmmm. Oh I may be a cougar,
but I still got clo closa. Look at the not
Can you see it? Can you see it?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, yes, yeah I did it. Look.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, you little.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Slide into my dms.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm Singleh'll tire your cherry tire.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Cherry stem Actually we don't do that. No, but that's
a good party trick. If you have friends over, you're like, hey.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hey, guys, guys. Guys, guys. Look, that's great.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
All right. So since this is our big Valentine's Day special,
we need to talk about Valentine's prep. I do have
a Royal bombshell coming up. So if you love like
anything royal news, the Royal Bombshell is on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But I have a story to say about Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's coming up. Can you hold off, and sweet I'm
just giving note. All right. So, if you're going out
on Valentine's Day, you want to attract a man, I
look this up. This is what you need to wear.
According to men, they are more attracted to the color red,
off the shoulder tops and yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, the yoga pants because you can see the camel
is No.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're not supposed to see it. You're not supposed to
see your camel and yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Wait, you don't ever have a camp.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't know. I have yoga pants on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No camel, no camell wait, give your belly button, piers
Why are you so you nips.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are not pierces? My stomach is? My navel is pierced?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes, wait, you're hot anyways, So red, thanks miles.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Off the shoulder top, red, the color red, and yoga pants.
I don't know how you work that into a Valentine's
Day outfit, though.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're supposed to wear all the same.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean I would just because I'm dumb. I'd be like,
oh my god, that's what I am?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why right now?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And all this? Well, I have the yoga pants on,
I can go put an off the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Top, off off the shoulder blouse.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, but I don't have it in red. I have
him black, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's not my color.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, but red. Apparently guys are loving the color red. So, ladies,
if you're going out Valentine and you want to track
to man, those are at least one or two of
the three things. I mean, you could wear an off
the shoulder top. I probably wouldn't wear yoga pants and
balance show. No, it's your decletae. You should know that.
What did I just neglili neglige is like pajamas and decay.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your yeah, your declatae. Which, by the way, if you
could figure out how to tighten my neck in your
your you know I would love it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I gotta tell you something, I think I have someone
to help tighten your neck really and.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So Valentine's Day right around the corner. Best Valentine's date
you ever went on?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, I was serenaded in my bedroom with a guitar
and someone was singing to me. Okay, it was It
wasn't sexual. It was singing to me.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
See I find that creepy. Some guy sang a song
to me on his guitar.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Once.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I didn't know how I was supposed to act. It
was horrible and he couldn't sing, and I didn't know
if I was supposed to say, oh that was great, Oh, like,
oh my god, that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Courtney. You know, I'm I'm very much so socially awkward.
So I wanted to die the whole time. I wanted
it to end. I wanted to stop. I felt like
weird about it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I felt like, okay, this is weird.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm sitting there, you're there, there's a guitar involved.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it was a weird stop. I have not had
like a memorable Valentine's Day date that I can think of.
I like memorable, like oh, he swept me off my
feet or something.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, because it's been what five years since Valentine's Day
was on a week six years since it's been on
like a weekend, right, so this is big this year.
You know, six years ago, I was like stoned off
my ass somewhere, so like I wasn't like really attracting.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Were you dating somebody?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No, Courtney, I didn't date back then.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I just did how long have you and Matthew been together?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
We've bet it's two years. We just celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh my god, so is this your second Valentine's together?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Second Valentine's thegether? First one was he was sick. We
talked about that, and then the second one. I think
it was like a Wednesday night. No, it was Thursday
last year, right or Wednesday some of the but so
we went home and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, because it was not like a we gotta have
Valentine on a weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh no, we're going out with a bang bang bang.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yes. Now, are you the type of guy that and
I have girlfriends that are like this. They won't celebrate
Valentine's Day, like if it falls on Wednesday, they want
to celebrate it on Wednesday, but they also have to
do something special on the weekend because it fell during
the week.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Absolutely, it is like Friday Sunday. It's a freak off.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, no, really, okay, because I'm just the day is
the day for me.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, that's boring. I know. So what you celebrate your
birthday only on your birthday, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And sometimes they don't celebrate my birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I hide.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't. I don't like see anybody, and I just hid.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You're weird with holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't, I said.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I texted you when I was away on vacation a
couple of weeks ago, and I was like, how was
your fine? I was like, how is your knears? It
was a day anyways, can't wait to get back. Okay,
I know why don't you like holidays?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I know? I mean, I don't not like them. I
just don't. I don't. I haven't been exciting lately.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
They haven't been. No, but we'll get into it. It'll
be exciting for you in the it up. We're gonna anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's all I have for Valentine's and I just hope
that everybody who's going out on Valentine's Day has a
great day.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Do you ever, remeb That's all I have to say.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
When that goes out, have a good all right, we're
your yoga pants, show your camel.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You would show your camel.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Pink panty dropper is delicious. Do you want to talk
about our big celebrity bombshell, the Royal bombshell? Because I
could go off on this forever.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, let's talk about this. Betch.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Vanity Fair magazine published a bombshell saying that Megan Markle's
team reportedly shopped around a potential book about her life
post divorce. She and Harry aren't even split up, and
they went on to say the book was meant to
see if publishers would theoretically be interested in a book
by Megan Markle should she get divorced. That sounds money hungry?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do I look? I don't know, you don't either, does
she really? She is just a money hungry whore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I feel like she's just money hungry. I feel like
she couldn't take the sparkle away from Kate Middleton. She
wasn't going to be the one everybody was looking at
and talking about. And now she's angry, she's out and
she wants her cash.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
She wants her cash, but she wants to be talked about.
She wants the speculation, she wants the drama documentary. I
don't want to read your book. I don't want to
listen to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's got the Netflix. I'm going to bake some pies
and do some gardening.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You are the most boring person to look out to
talk to to, because you know I talked to her
all the time, listen to I don't want anything to
do with you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Why Why do I feel the same way about her
and he don't rag. I don't like feeling that she's
very vanilla. But I feel like she's an opportunist, is
what it is. I feel like she's an opportunist. She
married a prince. She wants to have whatever you know
Kate Middleton has. She wants to be the princess, the queen.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know, he's a ginger and we've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think he's a beautiful ginger. And I know you're
not attracted to.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
When he was like like a young twenties, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like, that's what that you think? Yam yoo? It's the
cougar dn, ma'am Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Ma'am yo. So I would definitely screwball him.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, we had this conversation. What changed your mind? You
said you would never go nearer ginger, And I was.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
About to say when because I'm thinking about his face
right now and the way he talks, you know, to
what do you think say something that takes her breath away? All?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
What do you think about the situation though, Like I
feel like she's shopping around possible divorce.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And first of all, you can't believe everything you read.
And second all, Vanity Fair he said it is one
of the people's magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're not legit, they're more You don't think Vanity Fair
is more legit than people.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think I understand they are. But I didn't know
Vanity Fair had gossip in it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh yeah, I know. I didn't think they did either,
but this came out Vanity Fair.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's kind of where you think it's a little suss
Google Courtney drops. Courtney is the insider.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I actually have the inside.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
She's the inside. She's the one that shopped. Listen. I
bet it's true. But you know the thing about it's
it's string being method or thing. It's like there probably
was a mention of some type of book. Maybe someone
in a meeting said some about, oh what if she
had divorced, I would sell a book? And then I
get spin pin wheels.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Spin, spin, spin, and it just snowballs, and so you
don't think it was true, And all of a sudden
you know you don't think it was true at all.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't think it was true. But at the same time,
I know she loves it. She loves it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Did you have a tramp stamp?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I do? Do you want to see my shirt? Hold
out still out here?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Pull it down? Oh my god? What is that? Is
that aphrodity?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's an Egyptian INC. I don't know if you have.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
An on your ass? I do. Well, we don't have
to show them. We'll really not.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get any I just say it wasn't called a tramp
stamp when I got it. It was a thing to do.
I think Brad Pitt is a tramp stamps one. But
now a tramp stamp? What's so trampy about it? You
have one? Okay? I wish I Did's the Egyptian inc.
It's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Across the Egyptian What is an inc?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Though? It's a cross. It's just another name I think
for a cross.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
We'll go with that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, it is I'm Liberes Lebanese.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Do you speak Lebanese?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I do, but I only know the swears say fuck
you had akademic? All right, I think something I'm like,
I think that means I think that means your Ancestris
Burne and hell what well that's not fun, but it's closing.
I don't know if they have the effort.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
There you are a Lebanese.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
On ahead because I love you?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
ABC, Okay, there you're.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Going yeah on ahabic hubbybe is my honey.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hubbyb wait? Hold on together is hello? Okay? So yeah,
because I have some rules with dating, do you want
to know?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I would like to know them because this is our
Valentine's Day special and we've got a lot of women
that are probably going out a lot of cougars that
are hitting the town. Gallentines are going out with on
a date. So give us, give them to me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
My rules are to drink maximum yes in our end. Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That was Patty Staggertoo.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
A lot of them are. I like hers.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I like her rules.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And my biggest thing is I don't eat a meal.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't want to sit and have a full meal.
I don't have snacks like SNACKI.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Snack, that's it. I'm not eating a meal with you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You know what else I want. I want to sit
at the bar, not at a romantic table in the
back of the restaurant where I actually, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's too stee because you need a third wall, So
like you need the bartender, you need the drunk guy
that's sitting next to you. Yeah, a couple. You need
to think when you're in a booth. That's almost too
intimate and you gotta you know, it's heyns to me,
you like, we're sitting at a bar. But I will say,
you can go in here so.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We can kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yes, you have to kiss.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You have on the first date.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You have to.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't think I've ever kissed on a first date.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh my god, you absolutely have togs tongue.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What okay? I thought Usually it was like the second
or third date you kiss?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What are we in middle school? She said, whatever, I'm
you don't want to know what she does on the
first day. Anyways, she's a Moroccan. You should know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Exactly, we don't do anything. She's a Moroccan, and I'm
Lebanies don't do anything to we're married.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's what they want you to think, exactly. Anyways, you
guys are like, yeah, anyways, I think that it's important
to kiss in the first date because I don't want
to waste time. If I don't feel like I want
to kiss you, if I don't feel like there's a
chemistry to kiss you, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
So kissing on the first date. All right.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
When I was dating, I was looking for a slow burn,
a slow burn. You're not going to kiss till the
first date, fifth date, right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I like a slow burn.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You don't like a slow burn in circ certain circumstances.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I want to be struck by lightning. I'm old now.
I don't want to wait. I don't have time for
the slow burn. I want to I guess we should
want a lightning bolt strike.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We're deleting all of our rules. If you want lightning bolt.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You better okay, no rules for me.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Then you better get your beaver at the face lab
because lightning bolt means who hot time? What are you
gonna do the beaver lab? Listen?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I want the lightning bolt. I want to.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We'll get you the lightning bulb. I thought, can we
just talk about something. I just had a whole fantasy
with you, involved all you and a guy who looks
like Johnny Tapp okay. In Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny,
do you have these two dark hair loder little Moroccan.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little okay.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And he's just not available, but he's going to rock
your fucking shit, you know, emotionally not available, but he's
gonna make you the salad buyer.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like, yeah, I'm not liking that. Why no appeal to me?
Oh my god, he's not available. What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He's gonna not emotionally available? They never are. Like there's
something about a thirty year old okay man Park Yeah, okay, okay,
it's magical.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm telling you. I've been there before with thirty year
old before.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right. I feel like I should shoot the forty
five to fifty five first.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, yeah, bad love, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So, Okay, I don't know what I'm looking for, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's why I'm saying. I don't know why you're shooting
down the Johnny cap fantasy. I think it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
All right. Can I just say, please, Cougars, can you
send us an email? Can you just talk to us,
let me know what you thought, what your thoughts are
about what he has to say, and like, if you
have any questions or you want any advice as well,
he's willing to give it.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm very good you're willing to give the I'm willing
to give it. I've been through some things. I've dated
a lot of frogs, I've slept with a lot of toads,
and she has a beaver. So I mean it's like
it all connects somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So you're thinking younger for me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, there's something about hook culture that's hot right now. Okay,
it's like the early.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Two thousands's never been hot? Is it hot?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And the early two thousands it was. And that's the
vibe that the life is right now.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's just hooking up.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah. No, no, no, no, like dating is yes. But I'm
just saying, like, all right, we're getting a little side
shocked here, but I just want to say hooking up
is fun, okay, and I think that you should experience that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Early to New York City?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
But where do you find this one? I stand? Like,
you just go to a bar, a bar.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It was mainly apps. It was mainly apps, you know,
one time. Oh my god, do I have time for
a little story about a horrible d Yeah? Okay, So
this guy came over and am I let's talk about marijuana.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, it's legal, legal and almost.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So I was like a big stoner back in the
day when I lived in New York City and I
had my friend visiting me and I was talking with
this guy on the app and it was a Friday
night and I'm like, Hey, why don't you come over?
And he was like, oh, I'd love to smoke with you.
Da da da? What app grinder? So you know we're
on it and I'm texting him like come over, da
da da da. So anyways, fast forward, he's like to
put it into things though. He was very into smoking
(16:27):
with me. He kept bringing it up and I'm like, okay, dude,
like it's like, yeah, we'll smoke, like whatever, I have
a bong, joint, whatever you want. Comes over. He opens
the door. He's very attractive. Man. Oh my god, wait,
this is so funny. Anyways, I think about things ahead
of time. Yaya so bad. So he comes in and
we're hanging out and he takes a rip out of
(16:47):
the bong and all of a sudden, he turns like
white and silent, and or no, he didn't turn white yet.
He was just silent. So he was just sitting there
and it's like really fucking awkward. It's me and my
best friend and this guy from Grinder, my age, artsy,
kind of cool, really hot, nice lips, and so I'm
like trying to like bring things up. I'm like, oh
my god, let's play a game like if you were
in Sex and the City, Like who would you be.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If you were in Sex and such?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
What character would be? Like I don't know, Like Courtney,
it's Awkland. We're all stoned.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
So we're like, oh, I thought it was just you
and him.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, no, my best friend was there. I'm not going
to just like well I did that too.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
But anyways, okay, your best friend's in the room.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
In the room, yeah, we're all hanging out. Like I'm like, hey,
come over and hang out with us. My friends here
for the weekend, Like I'll meet you. Because it wasn't
a hookup vibe. It was like and I maybe like
we'll go on a dator so okay, just hang out.
It's New York City, we were I was twenty years old,
so anyway. So then all of a sudden, he turns white. Oh,
he goes, I can't participate in this. Okay, it's so fine.
You're weird. You're on my fucking couch. You're not going
to participate in the game anyways, he turns white. So
(17:42):
now I'm like, is this guy like need to get
out of here? Like does he think I'm ugly? Like
whatever the case is. So I'm giving him ways out.
I'm like, oh, like, you know, do you want to
go for a walk? Do we want to go grab
a drink? Do we want to get food? He's like no,
I'm fine. I'm like, okay, like you know, are like
you don't look too well. Do you need to go?
He's like no, I'm fine, doesn't talk, is just there?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
OK.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So I'm like, what the fuck? So then all of
a sudden he opens up my window in my living
room and mind you, it's New York. So the oh
my god, yah throwing up out my window. I get
him a bag of chips, I get him water. Now,
all of a sudden, I don't know how, but turned
into like one in the morning. So me and my
friend are like, you need to get the fuck out
or like, I'm like, whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Our guys sick from the marijuana.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
This scum so exactly. So then I said just stay
on my couch and whatever. So me and my friend
barricaded ourselves in the room and it was the most awkward,
like it wasn't even a date. It was just like
an awkward like situation or whatever. But you know the
reason why I wanted to bring it up because I
brought it back about maybe two years ago. I texted
him because I was talking about the story pre Matthew Matthew,
(18:40):
and I wasn't texting him sexually. I was just like,
do you remember this time, like you came over my
house or whatever. He was like, I want you to
know we hadn't talked in what eight years? And he
was like, I bring this story up like every other
week because it is the most embarrassing first hang out
grinder thing ever. But grinder's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But you didn't get into the one night's stand? How
is it one?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
So you when did you sleep with them before?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I never slept with him because we never talked.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You said it was a one night stand.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, I said, I've had a one night stand. Oh okay,
you don't want that.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I thought I was gonna have that story, but we
probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Like, I can tell you no, I don't need Okay,
it's really bad.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh don't then don't, don't don't. But was it also
from Grinder?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah? And it was really let's just put it this way.
I'm not going to don't.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But you did. It was messy, okay, but you didn't
like the one night stand?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No? How many of you had several and you did?
Have you liked any of them?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh? Yeah, I was talking about one specific when I
didn't like. But yeah, don't I I it's fun. Okay,
you're fun. It's fun. I've hooked up with my uber driver.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You have not hooked up with your Uber driver.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I just told you the story the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Was it you hooked up with your Uber driver? Where
was your Uber driver bringing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
To my apartment? I was coming back from like some
bar and he was hot and we were like talking
the whole way home. He's like, oh, you got any
hot friends girlfriend, and I'm like no, And then like
one thing led to another and then he ended up
my apartment. And he was definitely straight or by curious
or whatever, because as soon as it was done. He
literally didn't even say bye.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
He ran out of Are you serious? Oh my god?
I was never having one night stand one you never no, no, no,
So I think we're not going there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I think I think you should try it. Anyways. Dating's fun.
It's Valentine's Day. I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I am Jim.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I fee that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, And if you had if you want us to
talk about anything, whatever you want us to talk about,
we will. If you want advice, yeah, anything, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Biggest We are the best people to give you advice.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
And you can always email us The Cougarden Podcast at
gmail dot com. You can get me right here. Courtney
a Kiss ninety five seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's Courtney. Your real name it is. I don't know
if this was a stage name.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Is Miles your real name? No, it's it could imagine
you're there. You've got two first names.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You know it is?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
You have two first names, Miles and Joseph. I thought
it was well, I thought it was fake.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
My name is Yeah. What's your middle name? Lynn?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's like a porn star, Corney Lynn coming on the stage.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's an onc Courtney Lynn on to the stage. She
is the Lady of the k.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right, well, listen, check us out on all your socials.
Episodes drop every single Wednesday. This is the Pink Panty Dropper.
And I'm going to give this a definite thumbs up
because I feel like this is a fabulous drink. It's
delicious and it's smooth and it's yummy.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You love it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I loved it, loved it, loved it. Next week it's
Valentine's Day Aftermath, It's the Valentine's Massacre, it is the
Valentine's Next week it is
Speaker 1 (21:45):
We'll update each other and how we will Cheers, cheers
is the next time
And now from a garage somewhere in Connecticut, it's the
cougar Den Podcast with Courtney.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And Miles Juices. All right, welcome to the cougar Den
Podcast with Courty of Miles and this is our Valentine's
Day special.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So excited. I heart you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I heart you too. I heart and So we're just
a couple of days away from Valentine's Day. So your
cougar ladies, your cougar cocktail of the week is the
Pink Panty Dropper.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Which we have a name for our people. Now, yes,
give them the Cocky Cougars. Yes, you get it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Follow along and you love our podcast. You are now
the Cocky Cougars. Yep, that's our group. So this is
the Pink panty Dropper, ladies. This is how I made it.
It's your favorite champagne. It's a splash of triple sac
and the cherry juice from Maraschino Cherries. Are we ready?
I don't even know how it tastes. I just it's
the Pink panty Dropper in honor Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Pink panty Dropper. Oh my god, right now, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It is so good, Ladies. You gotta make it pink.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
That is good. My panties are dropped, Yes, dropped. I'm
ready to find a daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Triple second, me too, and Cherry's Now. I've got a
question for you, Miles. Have you ever tied a cherry
stem in and not using just your tongue?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay, I feel like we should try.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm scared because I feel like Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Little known fact. I was a waitress for several years
before I got into radio Tuesdays now where I forget
the name of malt House Exchange.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It was called mould House malt al like.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A beer, like a malt malt House Exchange in New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Let's try it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm never gonna get a boyfriend unless I tie this
with my tongue. Mm hmmmm. Oh I may be a cougar,
but I still got clo closa. Look at the not
Can you see it? Can you see it?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, yes, yeah I did it. Look.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Oh my god, you little.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Slide into my dms.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm Singleh'll tire your cherry tire.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Cherry stem Actually we don't do that. No, but that's
a good party trick. If you have friends over, you're like, hey.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Hey, guys, guys. Guys, guys. Look, that's great.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
All right. So since this is our big Valentine's Day special,
we need to talk about Valentine's prep. I do have
a Royal bombshell coming up. So if you love like
anything royal news, the Royal Bombshell is on the way.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
But I have a story to say about Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's coming up. Can you hold off, and sweet I'm
just giving note. All right. So, if you're going out
on Valentine's Day, you want to attract a man, I
look this up. This is what you need to wear.
According to men, they are more attracted to the color red,
off the shoulder tops and yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, the yoga pants because you can see the camel
is No.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're not supposed to see it. You're not supposed to
see your camel and yoga pants.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Wait, you don't ever have a camp.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I don't know. I have yoga pants on right now.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No camel, no camell wait, give your belly button, piers
Why are you so you nips.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are not pierces? My stomach is? My navel is pierced?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yes, wait, you're hot anyways, So red, thanks miles.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Off the shoulder top, red, the color red, and yoga pants.
I don't know how you work that into a Valentine's
Day outfit, though.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
You're supposed to wear all the same.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I mean I would just because I'm dumb. I'd be like,
oh my god, that's what I am?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Why right now?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And all this? Well, I have the yoga pants on,
I can go put an off the shoulder.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Top, off off the shoulder blouse.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, but I don't have it in red. I have
him black, but I can't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's not my color.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
No, but red. Apparently guys are loving the color red. So, ladies,
if you're going out Valentine and you want to track
to man, those are at least one or two of
the three things. I mean, you could wear an off
the shoulder top. I probably wouldn't wear yoga pants and
balance show. No, it's your decletae. You should know that.
What did I just neglili neglige is like pajamas and decay.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You're right?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your yeah, your declatae. Which, by the way, if you
could figure out how to tighten my neck in your
your you know I would love it.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I gotta tell you something, I think I have someone
to help tighten your neck really and.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
So Valentine's Day right around the corner. Best Valentine's date
you ever went on?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, I was serenaded in my bedroom with a guitar
and someone was singing to me. Okay, it was It
wasn't sexual. It was singing to me.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
See I find that creepy. Some guy sang a song
to me on his guitar.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Once.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I didn't know how I was supposed to act. It
was horrible and he couldn't sing, and I didn't know
if I was supposed to say, oh that was great, Oh, like,
oh my god, that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Courtney. You know, I'm I'm very much so socially awkward.
So I wanted to die the whole time. I wanted
it to end. I wanted to stop. I felt like
weird about it.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I felt like, okay, this is weird.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm sitting there, you're there, there's a guitar involved.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, it was a weird stop. I have not had
like a memorable Valentine's Day date that I can think of.
I like memorable, like oh, he swept me off my
feet or something.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, because it's been what five years since Valentine's Day
was on a week six years since it's been on
like a weekend, right, so this is big this year.
You know, six years ago, I was like stoned off
my ass somewhere, so like I wasn't like really attracting.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Were you dating somebody?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
No, Courtney, I didn't date back then.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I just did how long have you and Matthew been together?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
We've bet it's two years. We just celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh my god, so is this your second Valentine's together?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Second Valentine's thegether? First one was he was sick. We
talked about that, and then the second one. I think
it was like a Wednesday night. No, it was Thursday
last year, right or Wednesday some of the but so
we went home and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, because it was not like a we gotta have
Valentine on a weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Oh no, we're going out with a bang bang bang.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yes. Now, are you the type of guy that and
I have girlfriends that are like this. They won't celebrate
Valentine's Day, like if it falls on Wednesday, they want
to celebrate it on Wednesday, but they also have to
do something special on the weekend because it fell during
the week.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Absolutely, it is like Friday Sunday. It's a freak off.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, no, really, okay, because I'm just the day is
the day for me.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, that's boring. I know. So what you celebrate your
birthday only on your birthday, that's it.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And sometimes they don't celebrate my birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I hide.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't. I don't like see anybody, and I just hid.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
You're weird with holidays.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't, I said.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I texted you when I was away on vacation a
couple of weeks ago, and I was like, how was
your fine? I was like, how is your knears? It
was a day anyways, can't wait to get back. Okay,
I know why don't you like holidays?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I know? I mean, I don't not like them. I
just don't. I don't. I haven't been exciting lately.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
They haven't been. No, but we'll get into it. It'll
be exciting for you in the it up. We're gonna anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
That's all I have for Valentine's and I just hope
that everybody who's going out on Valentine's Day has a
great day.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Do you ever, remeb That's all I have to say.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
When that goes out, have a good all right, we're
your yoga pants, show your camel.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You would show your camel.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Pink panty dropper is delicious. Do you want to talk
about our big celebrity bombshell, the Royal bombshell? Because I
could go off on this forever.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, let's talk about this. Betch.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Vanity Fair magazine published a bombshell saying that Megan Markle's
team reportedly shopped around a potential book about her life
post divorce. She and Harry aren't even split up, and
they went on to say the book was meant to
see if publishers would theoretically be interested in a book
by Megan Markle should she get divorced. That sounds money hungry?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do I look? I don't know, you don't either, does
she really? She is just a money hungry whore.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I feel like she's just money hungry. I feel like
she couldn't take the sparkle away from Kate Middleton. She
wasn't going to be the one everybody was looking at
and talking about. And now she's angry, she's out and
she wants her cash.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
She wants her cash, but she wants to be talked about.
She wants the speculation, she wants the drama documentary. I
don't want to read your book. I don't want to
listen to your podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's got the Netflix. I'm going to bake some pies
and do some gardening.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You are the most boring person to look out to
talk to to, because you know I talked to her
all the time, listen to I don't want anything to
do with you.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Why Why do I feel the same way about her
and he don't rag. I don't like feeling that she's
very vanilla. But I feel like she's an opportunist, is
what it is. I feel like she's an opportunist. She
married a prince. She wants to have whatever you know
Kate Middleton has. She wants to be the princess, the queen.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know, he's a ginger and we've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I think he's a beautiful ginger. And I know you're
not attracted to.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
When he was like like a young twenties, Like.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like, that's what that you think? Yam yoo? It's the
cougar dn, ma'am Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Ma'am yo. So I would definitely screwball him.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, we had this conversation. What changed your mind? You
said you would never go nearer ginger, And I was.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
About to say when because I'm thinking about his face
right now and the way he talks, you know, to
what do you think say something that takes her breath away? All?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
What do you think about the situation though, Like I
feel like she's shopping around possible divorce.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And first of all, you can't believe everything you read.
And second all, Vanity Fair he said it is one
of the people's magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
You're not legit, they're more You don't think Vanity Fair
is more legit than people.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think I understand they are. But I didn't know
Vanity Fair had gossip in it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh yeah, I know. I didn't think they did either,
but this came out Vanity Fair.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's kind of where you think it's a little suss
Google Courtney drops. Courtney is the insider.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I actually have the inside.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
She's the inside. She's the one that shopped. Listen. I
bet it's true. But you know the thing about it's
it's string being method or thing. It's like there probably
was a mention of some type of book. Maybe someone
in a meeting said some about, oh what if she
had divorced, I would sell a book? And then I
get spin pin wheels.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Spin, spin, spin, and it just snowballs, and so you
don't think it was true, And all of a sudden
you know you don't think it was true at all.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't think it was true. But at the same time,
I know she loves it. She loves it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Did you have a tramp stamp?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I do? Do you want to see my shirt? Hold
out still out here?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Pull it down? Oh my god? What is that? Is
that aphrodity?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's an Egyptian INC. I don't know if you have.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
An on your ass? I do. Well, we don't have
to show them. We'll really not.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get any I just say it wasn't called a tramp
stamp when I got it. It was a thing to do.
I think Brad Pitt is a tramp stamps one. But
now a tramp stamp? What's so trampy about it? You
have one? Okay? I wish I Did's the Egyptian inc.
It's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Across the Egyptian What is an inc?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Though? It's a cross. It's just another name I think
for a cross.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
We'll go with that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Okay, it is I'm Liberes Lebanese.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Do you speak Lebanese?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I do, but I only know the swears say fuck
you had akademic? All right, I think something I'm like,
I think that means I think that means your Ancestris
Burne and hell what well that's not fun, but it's closing.
I don't know if they have the effort.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
There you are a Lebanese.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
On ahead because I love you?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
ABC, Okay, there you're.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Going yeah on ahabic hubbybe is my honey.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Hubbyb wait? Hold on together is hello? Okay? So yeah,
because I have some rules with dating, do you want
to know?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I would like to know them because this is our
Valentine's Day special and we've got a lot of women
that are probably going out a lot of cougars that
are hitting the town. Gallentines are going out with on
a date. So give us, give them to me.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
My rules are to drink maximum yes in our end. Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That was Patty Staggertoo.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
A lot of them are. I like hers.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I like her rules.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
And my biggest thing is I don't eat a meal.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I don't want to sit and have a full meal.
I don't have snacks like SNACKI.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Snack, that's it. I'm not eating a meal with you.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
You know what else I want. I want to sit
at the bar, not at a romantic table in the
back of the restaurant where I actually, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It's too stee because you need a third wall, So
like you need the bartender, you need the drunk guy
that's sitting next to you. Yeah, a couple. You need
to think when you're in a booth. That's almost too
intimate and you gotta you know, it's heyns to me,
you like, we're sitting at a bar. But I will say,
you can go in here so.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We can kiss.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yes, you have to kiss.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You have on the first date.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You have to.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I don't think I've ever kissed on a first date.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Oh my god, you absolutely have togs tongue.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What okay? I thought Usually it was like the second
or third date you kiss?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
What are we in middle school? She said, whatever, I'm
you don't want to know what she does on the
first day. Anyways, she's a Moroccan. You should know.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Exactly, we don't do anything. She's a Moroccan, and I'm
Lebanies don't do anything to we're married.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
That's what they want you to think, exactly. Anyways, you
guys are like, yeah, anyways, I think that it's important
to kiss in the first date because I don't want
to waste time. If I don't feel like I want
to kiss you, if I don't feel like there's a
chemistry to kiss you, I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
So kissing on the first date. All right.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
When I was dating, I was looking for a slow burn,
a slow burn. You're not going to kiss till the
first date, fifth date, right.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I like a slow burn.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
You don't like a slow burn in circ certain circumstances.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I want to be struck by lightning. I'm old now.
I don't want to wait. I don't have time for
the slow burn. I want to I guess we should
want a lightning bolt strike.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We're deleting all of our rules. If you want lightning bolt.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You better okay, no rules for me.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Then you better get your beaver at the face lab
because lightning bolt means who hot time? What are you
gonna do the beaver lab? Listen?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I want the lightning bolt. I want to.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We'll get you the lightning bulb. I thought, can we
just talk about something. I just had a whole fantasy
with you, involved all you and a guy who looks
like Johnny Tapp okay. In Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny,
do you have these two dark hair loder little Moroccan.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little okay.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And he's just not available, but he's going to rock
your fucking shit, you know, emotionally not available, but he's
gonna make you the salad buyer.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like, yeah, I'm not liking that. Why no appeal to me?
Oh my god, he's not available. What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
He's gonna not emotionally available? They never are. Like there's
something about a thirty year old okay man Park Yeah, okay, okay,
it's magical.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm telling you. I've been there before with thirty year
old before.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right. I feel like I should shoot the forty
five to fifty five first.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, yeah, bad love, I guess.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So, Okay, I don't know what I'm looking for, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's why I'm saying. I don't know why you're shooting
down the Johnny cap fantasy. I think it's good.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
All right. Can I just say, please, Cougars, can you
send us an email? Can you just talk to us,
let me know what you thought, what your thoughts are
about what he has to say, and like, if you
have any questions or you want any advice as well,
he's willing to give it.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I'm very good you're willing to give the I'm willing
to give it. I've been through some things. I've dated
a lot of frogs, I've slept with a lot of toads,
and she has a beaver. So I mean it's like
it all connects somehow.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So you're thinking younger for me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, there's something about hook culture that's hot right now. Okay,
it's like the early.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Two thousands's never been hot? Is it hot?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And the early two thousands it was. And that's the
vibe that the life is right now.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's just hooking up.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah. No, no, no, no, like dating is yes. But I'm
just saying, like, all right, we're getting a little side
shocked here, but I just want to say hooking up
is fun, okay, and I think that you should experience that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Early to New York City?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
But where do you find this one? I stand? Like,
you just go to a bar, a bar.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
It was mainly apps. It was mainly apps, you know,
one time. Oh my god, do I have time for
a little story about a horrible d Yeah? Okay, So
this guy came over and am I let's talk about marijuana.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, it's legal, legal and almost.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So I was like a big stoner back in the
day when I lived in New York City and I
had my friend visiting me and I was talking with
this guy on the app and it was a Friday
night and I'm like, Hey, why don't you come over?
And he was like, oh, I'd love to smoke with you.
Da da da? What app grinder? So you know we're
on it and I'm texting him like come over, da
da da da. So anyways, fast forward, he's like to
put it into things though. He was very into smoking
(16:27):
with me. He kept bringing it up and I'm like, okay, dude,
like it's like, yeah, we'll smoke, like whatever, I have
a bong, joint, whatever you want. Comes over. He opens
the door. He's very attractive. Man. Oh my god, wait,
this is so funny. Anyways, I think about things ahead
of time. Yaya so bad. So he comes in and
we're hanging out and he takes a rip out of
(16:47):
the bong and all of a sudden, he turns like
white and silent, and or no, he didn't turn white yet.
He was just silent. So he was just sitting there
and it's like really fucking awkward. It's me and my
best friend and this guy from Grinder, my age, artsy,
kind of cool, really hot, nice lips, and so I'm
like trying to like bring things up. I'm like, oh
my god, let's play a game like if you were
in Sex and the City, Like who would you be.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
If you were in Sex and such?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
What character would be? Like I don't know, Like Courtney,
it's Awkland. We're all stoned.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
So we're like, oh, I thought it was just you
and him.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, no, my best friend was there. I'm not going
to just like well I did that too.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
But anyways, okay, your best friend's in the room.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
In the room, yeah, we're all hanging out. Like I'm like, hey,
come over and hang out with us. My friends here
for the weekend, Like I'll meet you. Because it wasn't
a hookup vibe. It was like and I maybe like
we'll go on a dator so okay, just hang out.
It's New York City, we were I was twenty years old,
so anyway. So then all of a sudden, he turns white. Oh,
he goes, I can't participate in this. Okay, it's so fine.
You're weird. You're on my fucking couch. You're not going
to participate in the game anyways, he turns white. So
(17:42):
now I'm like, is this guy like need to get
out of here? Like does he think I'm ugly? Like
whatever the case is. So I'm giving him ways out.
I'm like, oh, like, you know, do you want to
go for a walk? Do we want to go grab
a drink? Do we want to get food? He's like no,
I'm fine. I'm like, okay, like you know, are like
you don't look too well. Do you need to go?
He's like no, I'm fine, doesn't talk, is just there?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
OK.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So I'm like, what the fuck? So then all of
a sudden he opens up my window in my living
room and mind you, it's New York. So the oh
my god, yah throwing up out my window. I get
him a bag of chips, I get him water. Now,
all of a sudden, I don't know how, but turned
into like one in the morning. So me and my
friend are like, you need to get the fuck out
or like, I'm like, whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Our guys sick from the marijuana.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
This scum so exactly. So then I said just stay
on my couch and whatever. So me and my friend
barricaded ourselves in the room and it was the most awkward,
like it wasn't even a date. It was just like
an awkward like situation or whatever. But you know the
reason why I wanted to bring it up because I
brought it back about maybe two years ago. I texted
him because I was talking about the story pre Matthew Matthew,
(18:40):
and I wasn't texting him sexually. I was just like,
do you remember this time, like you came over my
house or whatever. He was like, I want you to
know we hadn't talked in what eight years? And he
was like, I bring this story up like every other
week because it is the most embarrassing first hang out
grinder thing ever. But grinder's a big thing.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But you didn't get into the one night's stand? How
is it one?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
You?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
So you when did you sleep with them before?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I never slept with him because we never talked.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
You said it was a one night stand.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, I said, I've had a one night stand. Oh okay,
you don't want that.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
I thought I was gonna have that story, but we
probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Like, I can tell you no, I don't need Okay,
it's really bad.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Oh don't then don't, don't don't. But was it also
from Grinder?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah? And it was really let's just put it this way.
I'm not going to don't.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
But you did. It was messy, okay, but you didn't
like the one night stand?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No? How many of you had several and you did?
Have you liked any of them?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh? Yeah, I was talking about one specific when I
didn't like. But yeah, don't I I it's fun. Okay,
you're fun. It's fun. I've hooked up with my uber driver.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
You have not hooked up with your Uber driver.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I just told you the story the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Was it you hooked up with your Uber driver? Where
was your Uber driver bringing.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
To my apartment? I was coming back from like some
bar and he was hot and we were like talking
the whole way home. He's like, oh, you got any
hot friends girlfriend, and I'm like no, And then like
one thing led to another and then he ended up
my apartment. And he was definitely straight or by curious
or whatever, because as soon as it was done. He
literally didn't even say bye.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
He ran out of Are you serious? Oh my god?
I was never having one night stand one you never no, no, no,
So I think we're not going there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I think I think you should try it. Anyways. Dating's fun.
It's Valentine's Day. I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I am Jim.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I fee that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, And if you had if you want us to
talk about anything, whatever you want us to talk about,
we will. If you want advice, yeah, anything, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Biggest We are the best people to give you advice.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
And you can always email us The Cougarden Podcast at
gmail dot com. You can get me right here. Courtney
a Kiss ninety five seven dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's Courtney. Your real name it is. I don't know
if this was a stage name.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Is Miles your real name? No, it's it could imagine
you're there. You've got two first names.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You know it is?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
You have two first names, Miles and Joseph. I thought
it was well, I thought it was fake.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
My name is Yeah. What's your middle name? Lynn?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
It's like a porn star, Corney Lynn coming on the stage.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's an onc Courtney Lynn on to the stage. She
is the Lady of the k.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
All right, well, listen, check us out on all your socials.
Episodes drop every single Wednesday. This is the Pink Panty Dropper.
And I'm going to give this a definite thumbs up
because I feel like this is a fabulous drink. It's
delicious and it's smooth and it's yummy.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You love it.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I loved it, loved it, loved it. Next week it's
Valentine's Day Aftermath, It's the Valentine's Massacre, it is the
Valentine's Next week it is
Speaker 1 (21:45):
We'll update each other and how we will Cheers, cheers
is the next time
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