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September 19, 2024 • 15 mins
Tess gives us an example of what it would sound like if a pirate wrote a letter of resignation to his boss, plus 5 Random Facts, the iHeart Country minute and more on today's podcast of the Dr. Shane and Tess show on 92.5 WPAP.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I thought the basinga was implied. No idea. What that means?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Stop gossipinga get back to work?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Going ers here this morning? So I talk like a
pirate day. Your boys would be all about that.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
They would love that.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Mack and Fean would love it. But it's talk like
a pirate day, which reminds me of like SpongeBob, remember
the Pirate At the beginning of s funny Oh, who.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Lives in a pineapple under? You don't know the words?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, I mean it's been a minute. I mean it's
been a minute.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Everybody knows those words.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I always do the beginning because it sounds like yoseymbody Sam,
which you probably don't know who that is. I know
who Yo, all right, I love it.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Very that's the other guy. Who's the hunter guy?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Call us Elmer Fudd.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Elmer.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You gotta love some Elvi Fudd.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah he was. He was my favorite guy that.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Loves some mind sprong like them all right, coming on,
he just went from talk like a pirates to Elmer Fudd.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm sorry. Learning tunes gets my goat. I love it.
I love learning tunes. What can I say? All right?
So the iHeart Country minute, the look his headlines from
Nashville guest Jelly Roll making headlines today. Jelly Roll mark
this down September the twenty eighth, Jelly Roll the live
musical guest on SNL. That is the fiftieth season premiere,

(01:13):
fifty years of SNL and Jelly Roll is there September
the twenty eighth on SNL.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
We're also going to talk about does he have more
tattoos than Cody Johnson? Jelly Roll, we will talk about
it in a minute. Here's Hardy with Chuck beat on WPAP,
work up on.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
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one country station.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Doctor sittin in Tessa's Iheard Country Minute on ninety PAP.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Later Ted lives Music City. What's happening, sister.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Well, you teased it. Jelly Roll is going to be
on SNL as a musical guest.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
So it's pretty cool, you know, for some hosting or
even appearing on the show, maybe old hat, but not
for Jelly because when he heard about it, he was hyped.
He posted on Instagram and said, the premiere of the
fiftieth season of SNL be right back, going to cry
for a few hours and call every family member I had.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's huge, it really is. I don't care if you're
a musician. I don't care if you're a singer or
an actor. When you make SNL that's a big deal.
It really is.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Congratulations, he said, I want to see him in some
skits too.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I mean, you can't have Jelly Roll a character who
looks like that on your show and not put him
in a couple skits.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
If he can act on top of that voice, his
singing voice, and I'm sure he can't. I'm sure he
can act. That's great. I love some jelous good stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
And Cody Johnson was asked if he or Jelly Roll
had more tattoos.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh, and the fact.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
That Cody Johnson didn't know the answer right away blew
my mind because that means Cody is holding a hiding
a lot of tattoos that we don't know about. Really
listen to this, he said, quote, I don't know who
has more. I've never seen jelly with his shirt off.
Then he gestured up his arm and said that he
has one that goes all the way up from his
wrist to his shoulder, So Cody Johnson has an entire sleeve.

(02:53):
But then he says that he's got a big cross
on his back, two on his chest.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
He said, I even did the bottom of my foot.
Can you imagine if they asked him, well, why did
you do that?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And he said alcohol, Yes exactly, I'm gonna say, can
you imagine how that hurts?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
We don't know. We don't know who has more tattoos.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Kojo, who looks pretty clean, cup Ke because he's always
buttoned up. And finally, Cody Johnson has to be a
stand up guy if he's gonna do it with Carrie Underwood.
The Long Way to do it that they've been talking about.
We thought it would be on his twenty twenty three
album Leather. That didn't happen, But now we're getting a
release date next Friday. But here's the clip of what
Kojo and Carrie sound like together. I'm gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Stores, load up midnight, Scout. The song's gone burn on
the floor of the Julo.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Times to go turn with full of them.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, I'm going on. Oh I like it. I can't
wait for your carding Carrie carry.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
You know she's gonna come in a lot of Scout's
gonna she's gonna better good stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
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two to five WPAP Panama City, Panama Cities, number one
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Speaker 2 (04:14):
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to five WPAP.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
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They can get it done and they offer financing as well.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Fie number five.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Lego bricks have been around for a long time, but
the bricks that were made back in nineteen fifty eight
would still fit perfectly with your modern Lego and the
reason why they're so insanely accurate, I mean the molds
that they use them. We're talking within two thousand, two
thousandths of a millimeter, oh my good, which just points
zero zero two mm. If you're looking at that.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
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Speaker 4 (04:56):
And also with Legos during the Christmas season, almost twenty
eight Lego sets are sold each second.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
That's still number five.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
No, that was another one, that was number four.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, okay, all right, now number three Sorry.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Number three.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
There are only twenty eight hotels in the world that
have three.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Thousand or more rooms. Oh goodness, fifteen of them are
in Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Out of twenty eight to fifteen of them are in
Las Vegas.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I could see that.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Two. This is cool.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
The Beatles were so successful. Part of their success led
to CT scanning. What Yeah, their early record label EMI
used to their profits to research medical technology, and that
money that research led to developing the full body CT scanner,
and it even led to a Nobel Prize. And it
was all done with profits from the Beatles music.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Why am I just hearing about you?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Because that's what this bit bras you.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, that's crazy one.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
There are a approximately two hundred different types of fungui
on your feet right now.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Fun guy, on my feet?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
This fungus on your feet? Huh, fun guy, about two
hundred different types.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We need an old fashioned foot washings what we need.
That's exactly what we needed. There's doctor Shandon Tassa ninety
two to five WPAP and on the brink of the weekend,
we're coming back. Drive safely gone to Panama City's country
station double DOPAP Welcome back, to the Doctor Shandon Test Show.
Today's Talk Like a Pirate Day, National Talk Like a
Pirate Day. You've got to do something fun for the

(06:23):
boys when you pick them up from school this afternoon.
You got to do something. Fish stick, fish sticks, and
I don't know something. You gotta have something. I mean,
this is the mom and the dad that on Taco Tuesday.
I have seen the pinattas above the kitchen table for
Mexican and Taco Night for the babies. I have seen
you decorate. So you've got to do something for Talk
like a pirate I mean, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't know what we're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
But have you ever considered using chat GPT like open
Ai to do this? No, you can ask it to
write me a letter. So write me a birthday letter
for my seven year old son, but make it sound
like a pirate and then it will write you a
letter and it's like our phar season bear wins to you,
my mate, and it's like just the whole thing in
a pirate thing.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I can do it for you in a second, but
it's it's super fun.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, get it together, get it I love it. We
got a dad joke in here talking about pirates. Yeah,
of course, I see what he's got today, A real
bad job, thought like a pirate day. Put it on me.
What do you got there, buddy?

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Go in ie. So I went to me doctor today.
I've been worried about the moles on me back. So
he had me sit in his chair and I took
my shirt off and he looked at the moles and
took a test. And then when he came back, he said, ah,
there be nine.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
There be ten.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Come here, I'd dad joke for pirates. That was terrible.
That's terrible.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Make make write this letter and make me sound like
a pirate, or make it sound like I'm the Queen
of England or something like that, and it'll write it
in that voice.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Are you doing it?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah? So here's what I did.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I said, write a letter to my boss to tell
him I'm quitting on bad terms. But make it sound
like I'm a pirate. Oh yeah, and it's really funny.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
And so I'll tell you what chat GPT spit out
for me. AI.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
So are you going to perform it? You got to
give it to it.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'll give it to you next.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
All right, right, Now, here's everybody song, you know, the words.
Let's sing it all the way to work. Here we
go show boozy on WPAP, hope you having a gray
one on the drive. We had a dou WPAP doctor
sheardon test, welcome back tests. It is national talk like
a pilate day. You've been on chat, GPT or whatever

(08:39):
you got going on over there, tell me what you
did on the AI.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Here so you can give it prompts and have it
write letters and things emails for you. It's one of
its many capabilities. But I found out that you can
make it talk.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Like a pirate for you, talk like a pirate.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
So I told it, I gave it a prompt and
I said, write a letter to my boss telling him
that I'm quitting on bad terms, and make it sound
like I'm a pirate.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
And this is what it wrote it for me.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, are you going to give us the pirate boys?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
This is a letter to my boss telling him that
I'm quitting on bad terms like a pirate.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
All right, I gotta hear it.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Go ahead ahead, Captain Johnson.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I'd be writing this letter to you to know that
the time aboard this ship has come to an end,
and not on friendly terms, mind you. The way this
vessel b run it's no place for our true pirate.
Like meself, I've had my fill of bad captains and
broken promises. I've toiled in these here waters long enough.
So consider this me last voyage. I'll be taking me

(09:36):
leave and I won't be looking back. Don't be expecting
me to sing a sea shanty of praise as I
go neither. I'll do me duty until me final day.
But after that, yet you consider this pirate gone with
the tide. May your ship's sail straight without me, without me,
that the pirate.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Was quitting his job.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
You do a good pirate, by the way. I never
want you to have to quit on bad terms. Never.
Never you We're coming back. You got this work day.
As doctor Shannon task on WPAP good morning, his footsteps
before he enters the studio. Here he is big boys guy.
It is not headline news. The man himself hit it.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
This is not headline news. Today is talk like a
pirate day. But if you hear someone saying, man, it
sucks to be in last place. They're celebrating talk like
a Pittsburgh pirate day. Jimmy Fallon turns fifty today. He's
celebrating with a small intimate gathering of people who still
watch the tonight show, chrispy Kreme unveiled their fall inspired

(10:43):
donut collections. Your Move Oz Epicy Pink Floyd may sell
their music catalog for five hundred million dollars. Excuse me,
this is the same band that had a hit song
shaming money right just checkond this is not knew.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Under Jane and Testing in the Morningpap.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Mainty two five WPAP welcome back the good news story
of the day to make her smile Tests. What do
we have from the world of good news?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
This happened while out hunting. Owen and his twelve year
old son Ryan were near their cabin in western Wisconsin
and they were attacked by a bear. The dad Owen,
had been tracking it with his son throughout the day.
You see, they had wounded it earlier by a shot
from the dad Owen, and then it charged it Ryan
from a close range and knocked the dad to the ground.

(11:39):
The dad was fighting for his life, the bear biting
into his leg, his arm, and his forehead during the struggle,
but Owen shot the bear for a second time that day.
The twelve year old boy a perfect shot, killing it
and saving his father's life.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Bag good news. Now that is good news.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
The bear was mauling the dad and he was trying
to fend himself with the pistol, but was enabled to
land his shot. But remarkably in the middle of it all,
twelve twelve year old Owen calmly fired off the single
shot from the rifle, fatally wounding the bear and allowed
the dad to push the animal off. He was bleeding
heavily from multiple wounds, taken to the nearest hospital twenty stitches.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
To his cheek.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
But had it not been for his twelve year old
son's bravery and that great shot, he likely would not
have made it through that ordeal.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's likely saving his life wudn't be with us, Daddy
is good news. The good news story of the day.
Tess Connell on dou WDPAP making you smile. She is
the All American woman ran back to the country. Here
on WPAP, it's the Doctor Shandon Test Show. Hang Time,
y' all, Hang time Doctor Shannon tests in the morning

(12:45):
on WPAP Panama.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
City, Doctor Shane and Test present three things you need
to know ONPAP.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Panama City's number one country station.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
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to know.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Someone pulled off an interesting theft and somehow got away
with it. They took a New York subway train for
a joy ride.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Transit officials said that it happened in Queen's just after midnight,
and they say whoever was behind it will be caught.
But they stole the train and took it for a
little ride and then crashed it into another train, so
they're not sure how they were able to start the train,
but of course they're investigating early.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Come on, did you see New Jersey picked a fight
with Pennsylvania on social media?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Last week someone posted on x Twitter this question, just
for fun. If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth,
where do you think is the saddest place on Earth?
And Monday, New Jersey's official account responded to it by
posting a map of Pennsylvania, just the map and nothing
else real. Obviously it was a silly jab and a
nod to the cross state rivalry. But now the penn

(14:00):
Slovanians have been responding with their own insults and they're
just going at it on Twitter and.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's just silly it's just silly.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
And according to the CDC, they found out what the
healthiest vegetable of them all.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Is, Uh, potato, No, I wish.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Well that's the most versatile one though, I mean, you
can't go wrong with a potato, But.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
The most nutrient dense vegetable is water crest lettuce.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
All right, I'm down with lettuce. I'm a lettuce guy. Okay,
it's interesting.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
A lot of people said broccoli, but you're wrong. If
you said spinach, you're also wrong. It's watercress. If you're
a vegetable rookie, it is a type of lettuce. So
it's how many nutrients per calorie? So it doesn't mean
you should skip on the other type of veggies. I'm
still a potato guy, but I've never even I don't
know if I've even seen water crust lettuce in the store,
Like where do you buy that?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm gonna have to now pay attention to the lettuce
and look at it by name instead of the leaf.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
As long as it tastes better than kale, I'm down
for it because kale.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Is just how can you like?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You know where they where cale comes from?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
You know where California where California.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I'll come on, come on, all right, I'll get back
to you. That's not it.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
But where where do they grow it?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I'm gonna go with it. I was thinking the back
room in Hell is what I was thinking. Where it was,
I don't know, California, California to California,
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