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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Panama City's country station. Welcome to the Doctor Shada
Test Show. And a good weekend, I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So, oh my goodness, kid, it's the family. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We had a lot of fun just spending time together
and going to the pool and eating good food and
so it was just us, but it was it was great.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We did the same thing with my my sister in law.
She threw down on the grill and my brother in
law too. Man, those ribs. You gotta try the Nick
Saban sauce, whether you're an Alabama fan or not not,
I faig, I'm good, I'm good. See you don't even
know if it's good or not. And you're a barbecue
queen out of Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You know good to Saban know about barbecue sauce besides
the fact that they just gave him a bunch of
money to slap his name on it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Just come on, I'm telling you it's good and if
you eat it and try it, it'll make you a winner.
And that's something you you've never been so.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh Bologne, it would be.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm just except for the time that you know, we
beat Alabama multiple times.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know what year was that? What year.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Was it last year?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That was one year? One game? One game? Speaking of that,
lots of games.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Fsu, Oh my goodness, profess.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You watching watching the seminoles that I want to get
a first hand report because we do know folks that
went to the game.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We don't want to get him riled up too much though,
you know, I.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just want to see what's going on. We'll say we
can't get Darryl Johnson to call in here. We might
we might wake him up in a few minutes. I
don't know. Can't see how that turned out.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Let's touch on this story really quick.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
About Eminem and Jelly Roll, Oh yeah, yeah, it's not
It makes sense that these two would do a collaboration.
A couple of weeks ago, a video came out for
a collaboration that they did together. Eminem's part of the
song features him apologizing to his daughter Hayley for choosing
drugs over her, and it includes a lot of actual
footage of her and apparently she saw it for the
first time and absolutely lost it. So it's pretty cool
(01:47):
that a song called Somebody Save Me is kind of
a redeeming factor at Eminem and his daughter's relationship, and
it's all happening through jelly roll.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I thought that was kind.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Of cool, like real life, and eighty thousand Oklahoma Sooner
fans paid tribute to the late great Toby Keith. They
did a big sing along at their season or opener
on Friday. Of course, he was born and raised in Oklahoma.
The Sooners were always his favorite football game. I think
we touched on this last week that they would be
paying tribute to him every single home game all season long.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So we saw that last night.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But they blasted courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue
over the loudspeakers, not just a clip, the whole song,
and every single person in that audience stood up and
staying along. They're saying, let's do it again, Let's make
it a tradition. Now we know they will be doing
this throughout the whole season, but it's pretty cool to
see the first installment of it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Eighty thousand fans standing up singing Toby Key the entire song.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I would love to have been there for that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That is America and its best right to Toby Keith.
Can we Miss You?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And real Quil the Voice is going to be returning
with the new season in just a few weeks. But
it will be the last one for Reba. Yeah, she's
announced that her third season will be her last, and
she's going to move on to other projects, including her
new NBC sitcom The Happy Place this fall.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I'm excited to see that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So she joined the show back in twenty twenty three
to replace Blake Shelton, who had been with the show
since the beginning. But nope, no word yet on who's
going to take on the enormous task of filling her shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, stay long, she didn't stay no, I mean three seasons.
But we know Reba.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's she had her fun there and she's always got
something else up her sleep, just like Dolly does you know?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
He's always everybody you know?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right now, Doctor in the Morning on n WPAP, Doctor
Shanda tests and the more like a WPAP test.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do you have a five random coming up in a
few I think I do. It's looking in the Morning show,
Crystal Bowl still to come. So many great story, I say,
great stories, crazy stories to a ports pooper keeps targeting
the same house, Oliver, And you got to tell you
about a portchpoober that keeps he keeps targeting the same place. Also,
you're gonna tell us about a man that chugged a
(04:08):
lot of branch dressing, a lot of brand Heart. And also,
don't forget about the teacher that's accused of using her
legs to put a three year old in a headlock
in the classroom. I have all those stories and more
coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Not going anywhere I would hurt some No, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's true, it all happened. Hang on, welcome back, Doctor Shannon.
Tests in the morning, gonna tell a upap, It's time
for the five. It's time for tesses.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Five random facts on ninety two five WPAP.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Jerry Pyrus, Jerry Pybus Electric Even today you're recalling for
thunderstorms likely after one o'clock this afternoon, listing when the
lights go out, you feel helpless, you feel hopeless. What
do you have to do to keep the lights on?
Commercial and residential. It begins with a first call to
Jerry Pylus and Jerry Pybus, just.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Talking about those search protectors. A friend of mine just
came back from vacation, didn't know their house got struck
by lightning, blew out two of their TVs.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That they now have to get replaced.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, you gotta get them. Plus those color generators as well.
Jerry Pabas Electric number.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The temperature inside the Great Pyramid in Giza is sixty
eight degrees all the time, no matter how hot it
gets outside. If you're inside the pyramid, it's sixty eight degrees.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And how chilli is it in my house?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sixty eight degrease? So you're basically a mummy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's it. No, I'm a daddy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That was good, all right. I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The path that the von Trapp family takes to escape
from the Nazis in Austria in the Sound of Music
Our Life, Okay, it wouldn't have led them to Switzerland,
that's where they were trying to go. It actually would
have taken them to Germany.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
If you if you look at it geographically, no me
no no no go, dere me no goda.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Number three.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The biggest US city that has no freeways is I
don't know, just look down the road destined.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Are you sick?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Fort Walton Beach, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Bend Or is second, but it is the biggest US
city with no freeways.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I've learned something today that's good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Mazda, you know the car company. It's named after the
god of a religion called Zoroastrianism. Now, remember we talked
about this ancient religion that Freddie Mercury and several other
big known stars are part of and follow.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But it's the god of or.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
This religion is named Ahira Mazda and the name translates
to wisdom in Persian.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's how far it dates back is to Persia.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
But that's where we got the name Mazda for the vehicles.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Good to know, there's no way I can remember it,
but good number.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There are craters in North Dakota, Canada, France and Ukraine.
Think about how far apart all those places are those craters, Well,
they were all most likely caused at the same time
by fragments of the same asteroid that hit Earth about
two hundred and sixteen million years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I love found similarities and can cool compounds of these
uh these craters.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Something big happened, my friend.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now you know test is five random on double PAP
just got started. Loving you doctor shading tests on w
P A P. Thank you for all the phone calls
this morning. Folks are in a good mood today.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I know, trying to try to bless you're an as
you've been.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, so bad. My goodness, those seminoles, I know, I
get it, I get it. It's hard to hard to
keep going. Thank you for all the phone calls this morning. Listen.
Coming up, we have, uh the story about the guy
that is I mean, they finally caught him, thank goodness.
But it was a porch pooper that kept targeting the
same house. And I did say, pooper, are you messing
up a front port?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So not like a porch pirate?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, a pooper? No, what could be a pooper pirate?
But he's pooping on the same and he keeps going
to the same one. We've got that coming up in
just a few moments. Plus a guy that down so.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Much, ranch, I want to tell this story.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're going to tell the ranch sugar so much?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You want a big contest, It was a contest.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
WPAP good morning, Hey.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I had to do my normal daily called before I
walked into the hospital and go to work. I just
might have to be a patient today. After watching that
game last night. Oh man, a.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Lot of people havn't heard issues.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I think, yeah, yeah, it was just terrible. I mean,
so there's two in a row, for FSU, and it's
hard to keep your head up through the rest of
the season. You know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yes, I even went to bed during the third quarter,
and that's not like me, but I was just set up.
I got tired of yelling at my TV because it
wasn't doing any good.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Welcome back Doctor Sheddy. Tests in the morning on WPAP.
Those crazy headlines that make you go, what are you serious?
There's no way that's real. Yeah news, it makes you say, wait,
what this is?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Head turning headlines with Doctor Shane and tests on ninety
two five WPAP.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What was so we had to Louisville, Kentucky. That's where
it's going down. It is a ports pooper that keeps
targeting the same house as Cereal. I can't believe this
me either, but I mean, the guy keeps targeting the
same residence. Here's the owner of the house talking about
discovering someone who was leaving presents on his front porch.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Tuesday morning, I went out to my front porch and
noticed this what I thought was a cat poop, and
it turned out to be a person. I have no idea.
We're good neighbors. We keep to ourselves, we behave ourselves
and I can't imagine that somebody would want to do
some kind of retribution. I'm relieved that he's not violent
or he's not trying to fourth entry, he's just doing
his deed.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But you're not merely as relieved as he is.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
How many times has it happened?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do we know?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Just over and over and over. But it's a person,
he's human. I'm like a good neighbor.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Why don't you have a ring camera? Like, how do
you after the first time?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I don't want to see it. We should catch him.
Come on, get the water hose, spray the porch.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He does have a picture of Oh he's got a
nest camera. Oh great, And it's like a younger guy.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He's got dark hair and he is saying payance my
friend saying like he doesn't have any pants. Luckily they've
blurted out in this video March what did you quit looking?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wait till after the show before you look at stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Sporch.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Welcome back, Doctor Shannon tests on WPAP busy morning over there.
What are you are you eating? Ranch? What is that
you know?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love ranch?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I love ranch.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'll just take anything in.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Range YEP like ryanch too. Just try not to eat
as much as that one guy you were telling me about.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This is funny they did.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It was assumingly a wing place that they you know,
they do hot wings. It's called the Harmful Rooster. This
was in Belding, Michigan, so midwest as it gets. But
they had their first ever ranch chugging competition. Oh yeah,
So here's what they did. They capped it that I
think like twelve competitors and you had to chug twenty
four ounces of ranch and whoever did it the fastest wins.
(10:50):
You're thinking about how much twenty four ounces of ranch is, like,
assume you're going to like Lost Ranchero's or somewhere like that,
and that you order a beer and they go big
or small, you know, smaller it's the large one like
this is like a big mug of ranch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Difference between a mug of beer and a mug of
ranch different.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
So they gave it to everybody and whoever drank it
the fastest. They were very shocked when one guy chugged
all twenty four ounces of ranch in ten seconds. Oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
They underestimated the guy. They were like, they didn't think
he was going to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So here's what the winner said moments after winning the competition.
I just drank twenty four ounces of ranch stressing.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I mean, I've seen people pour about that much on
her salads, So what's the difference. I don't feel second all.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's trans dressing.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I don't feel sick at all. It's just ranch dressing.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The prize, by the way, a one hundred dollars gift
card and then an order of all you can eat
wings for free every week until spring of twenty twenty five.
Spring of twenty five, so at like six months from
eight months from now.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
In same crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And speaking of eating a lot, did you see Joey
Chestnut and Joby Yashi and their Big Cat Dog contest yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Joey is the man.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Man, so they're competitive eaters and they've been rivals for
a while. But Kobeyashi hasn't really been competing as much
as Joey has, who's been doing this continually. So they
did this big Netflix special called Unfinished Beef. They went
to head to head because Joey couldn't perform at the
Coney Island for the July one. So anyway, they did
this in Las Vegas with like stage lighting and so
(12:23):
it looked even more disgusting and cool. They went into
their training regimes and so you got some insight on
how they did it, but it was really everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Knew who was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Joey has progressed, like I said, wavyon Kobe Yashi, and
he did indeed crush it. Joey ate eighty three wieners
compared to Kobyashi's within ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Listen to this wow with a.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Total store of eighty three hot dogs, eating the winner
of the first Nuver Netflix Unfinished Thief hot Dog competition
and now world record holders.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Joey's previous record, by the way, was seventy six hot dogs,
so he beat his.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Own by eating eighty three.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And the winner's purse the prize money one hundred thousand
dollars for eating eighty three hot dogs in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh God, I'm get a belly ache just talking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hundred thousand dollars worth of hot dogs. Get you a
Weeni and hang on your own hangout. Welcome back Doctor
Shaney Test on WPAP and online at nine two five
WPAP dot com. Doctor Shane and Test present three.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Things you need to know ONPAP well, here's.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Two of the new hottest workout trends. The first one
is what they call rucking rucking think of a rucksack
that the military people would use. It's based on how
members of the military train. They have to do a
lot of walking or running while they carry their equipment.
But it's gotten really popular on social media because you
probably have everything you need to do it. You don't
have to buy any special equipment. You just get a
backpack from your closet, throw in some books, you know,
(14:00):
and then adds some extra weight, gets your heart rate
up faster and adds more strength and training to the mix.
And they're also doing what they call cardio drumming.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Have you heard of this.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's basically just using an exercise ball, like you know,
the ones that you would use for like setups or
something like that. But then you hit it with the
drumsticks like okay, and I guess that gets your heart
rate up too, and it's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know I would do that. That's cool, easy enough.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Pumpkin spice hair is trending and you want to try
it out.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Pumpkins spice hair.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Luckily, it doesn't have to do with putting anything that
smells like pumpkin spice on your hair. It's the color
so like burnt orange copper cinnamon streaks. You can see
all the TikTok influencers doing it right right now, and
you would like this one, Shane. It's Burt Reynolds. His
personal nineteen seventy eight Pontiac trans am is up for sale.
(14:46):
This is iconic, just like the one featured in the
film Smoking in the Bandit starting bid of sixty thousand dollars,
but they're expecting it to go for one twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Come. That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
His personal one, his personal and he got his own
made from the one in the movie Girl.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You got Me you had met.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I'll take Burt leave the car.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I figured, good morning, Northwest Water, Get out of bed.
Who was your face of hand?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Get ahead bed?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Who is your face of hand?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Who had to get in that kitchen and make them know?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Who went to Poda hanaid?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Shake Row? He said, Shake row said, Shake Row said,
shake Row?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Who say don't go so sh.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
In the morning?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Crankish take turned up.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
This one took us to Hawaii on a sailboat, where
a mother and her seven year old child, as well
as a pet tortoise and a cat had to be
rescued by the US Coast Guard, and maybe they were
one thousand miles off of Hawaii's coast.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, they initiated this rescue.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
The boat's emergency radio beacon sent an alert to the
Joint Rescue Coordination Center in Honolulu. An airplane from the
Coast Guard spotted the forty seven foot French flagged sailboat
just before they received a may day call that indicated
that the boat's captain had passed away. So you got
to think, there's a family, a mother, a father, their child,
their pets sailing and I'm assuming what happened was the
(16:26):
captain and the father something happened to him, but the
mother called a may day. There was rough waters even
worse caused by Hurricane Gilma. Waves were reaching up to
six feet and winds of twenty miles per hour. There
were Coast Guard requested assistance from the Navy, and this
large liquid petroleum gas tanker arrived later in the day
and then they actually had to delay the rescue until
(16:47):
conditions improved enough so the mother, the child, and their
pets were successfully rescued.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It brought back to Honolulu.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
But I mean just in time, though the waves in
the area shortly after reached twenty five feet high, making
the conditions even more dane.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
So the Navy and the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Coast Guard, they worked together so smoothly to rescue these
poor people in a dire situation.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So goodness, nuts, crazy story.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But good news.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Luckily they were able to rescue those that they could.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Absolutely coming back here more music because you said lens
of the work day on WPAP, don't go anywhere, Red
It's Panama City's country station. Welcome to the Doctor Shada
Test Show. And a good weekend, I hope.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So, oh my goodness, kid, it's the family. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
We had a lot of fun just spending time together
and going to the pool and eating good food and
so it was just us, but it was it was great.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
We did the same thing with my my sister in law.
She threw down on the grill and my brother in
law too. Man, those ribs. You gotta try the Nick
Saban sauce, whether you're an Alabama fan or not not,
I faig, I'm good, I'm good. See you don't even
know if it's good or not. And you're a barbecue
queen out of Memphis, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
You know good to Saban know about barbecue sauce besides
the fact that they just gave him a bunch of
money to slap his name on it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Just come on, I'm telling you it's good and if
you eat it and try it, it'll make you a winner.
And that's something you you've never been so.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh Bologne, it would be.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm just except for the time that you know, we
beat Alabama multiple times.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You know what year was that? What year.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Was it last year?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That was one year? One game? One game? Speaking of that,
lots of games.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Fsu, Oh my goodness, profess.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You watching watching the seminoles that I want to get
a first hand report because we do know folks that
went to the game.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We don't want to get him riled up too much though,
you know, I.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Just want to see what's going on. We'll say we
can't get Darryl Johnson to call in here. We might
we might wake him up in a few minutes. I
don't know. Can't see how that turned out.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Let's touch on this story really quick.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
About Eminem and Jelly Roll, Oh yeah, yeah, it's not
It makes sense that these two would do a collaboration.
A couple of weeks ago, a video came out for
a collaboration that they did together. Eminem's part of the
song features him apologizing to his daughter Hayley for choosing
drugs over her, and it includes a lot of actual
footage of her and apparently she saw it for the
first time and absolutely lost it. So it's pretty cool
(01:47):
that a song called Somebody Save Me is kind of
a redeeming factor at Eminem and his daughter's relationship, and
it's all happening through jelly roll.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I thought that was kind.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Of cool, like real life, and eighty thousand Oklahoma Sooner
fans paid tribute to the late great Toby Keith. They
did a big sing along at their season or opener
on Friday. Of course, he was born and raised in Oklahoma.
The Sooners were always his favorite football game. I think
we touched on this last week that they would be
paying tribute to him every single home game all season long.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So we saw that last night.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
But they blasted courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue
over the loudspeakers, not just a clip, the whole song,
and every single person in that audience stood up and
staying along. They're saying, let's do it again, Let's make
it a tradition. Now we know they will be doing
this throughout the whole season, but it's pretty cool to
see the first installment of it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Eighty thousand fans standing up singing Toby Key the entire song.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I would love to have been there for that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That is America and its best right to Toby Keith.
Can we Miss You?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And real Quil the Voice is going to be returning
with the new season in just a few weeks. But
it will be the last one for Reba. Yeah, she's
announced that her third season will be her last, and
she's going to move on to other projects, including her
new NBC sitcom The Happy Place this fall.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
So I'm excited to see that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
So she joined the show back in twenty twenty three
to replace Blake Shelton, who had been with the show
since the beginning. But nope, no word yet on who's
going to take on the enormous task of filling her shoes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, stay long, she didn't stay no, I mean three seasons.
But we know Reba.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
She's she had her fun there and she's always got
something else up her sleep, just like Dolly does you know?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
He's always everybody you know?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Right now, Doctor in the Morning on n WPAP, Doctor
Shanda tests and the more like a WPAP test.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Do you have a five random coming up in a
few I think I do. It's looking in the Morning show,
Crystal Bowl still to come. So many great story, I say,
great stories, crazy stories to a ports pooper keeps targeting
the same house, Oliver, And you got to tell you
about a portchpoober that keeps he keeps targeting the same place. Also,
you're gonna tell us about a man that chugged a
(04:08):
lot of branch dressing, a lot of brand Heart. And also,
don't forget about the teacher that's accused of using her
legs to put a three year old in a headlock
in the classroom. I have all those stories and more
coming up.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Not going anywhere I would hurt some No, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
It's true, it all happened. Hang on, welcome back, Doctor Shannon.
Tests in the morning, gonna tell a upap, It's time
for the five. It's time for tesses.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Five random facts on ninety two five WPAP.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Jerry Pyrus, Jerry Pybus Electric Even today you're recalling for
thunderstorms likely after one o'clock this afternoon, listing when the
lights go out, you feel helpless, you feel hopeless. What
do you have to do to keep the lights on?
Commercial and residential. It begins with a first call to
Jerry Pylus and Jerry Pybus, just.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Talking about those search protectors. A friend of mine just
came back from vacation, didn't know their house got struck
by lightning, blew out two of their TVs.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That they now have to get replaced.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, you gotta get them. Plus those color generators as well.
Jerry Pabas Electric number.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
The temperature inside the Great Pyramid in Giza is sixty
eight degrees all the time, no matter how hot it
gets outside. If you're inside the pyramid, it's sixty eight degrees.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And how chilli is it in my house?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Sixty eight degrease? So you're basically a mummy.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's it. No, I'm a daddy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That was good, all right. I like that.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
The path that the von Trapp family takes to escape
from the Nazis in Austria in the Sound of Music
Our Life, Okay, it wouldn't have led them to Switzerland,
that's where they were trying to go. It actually would
have taken them to Germany.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
If you if you look at it geographically, no me
no no no go, dere me no goda.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Number three.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The biggest US city that has no freeways is I
don't know, just look down the road destined.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Are you sick?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Fort Walton Beach, Florida.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Bend Or is second, but it is the biggest US
city with no freeways.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I've learned something today that's good. That's good.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Mazda, you know the car company. It's named after the
god of a religion called Zoroastrianism. Now, remember we talked
about this ancient religion that Freddie Mercury and several other
big known stars are part of and follow.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But it's the god of or.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
This religion is named Ahira Mazda and the name translates
to wisdom in Persian.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's how far it dates back is to Persia.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
But that's where we got the name Mazda for the vehicles.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Good to know, there's no way I can remember it,
but good number.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There are craters in North Dakota, Canada, France and Ukraine.
Think about how far apart all those places are those craters, Well,
they were all most likely caused at the same time
by fragments of the same asteroid that hit Earth about
two hundred and sixteen million years ago.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I love found similarities and can cool compounds of these
uh these craters.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Something big happened, my friend.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now you know test is five random on double PAP
just got started. Loving you doctor shading tests on w
P A P. Thank you for all the phone calls
this morning. Folks are in a good mood today.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I know, trying to try to bless you're an as
you've been.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, so bad. My goodness, those seminoles, I know, I
get it, I get it. It's hard to hard to
keep going. Thank you for all the phone calls this morning. Listen.
Coming up, we have, uh the story about the guy
that is I mean, they finally caught him, thank goodness.
But it was a porch pooper that kept targeting the
same house. And I did say, pooper, are you messing
up a front port?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So not like a porch pirate?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
No, a pooper? No, what could be a pooper pirate?
But he's pooping on the same and he keeps going
to the same one. We've got that coming up in
just a few moments. Plus a guy that down so.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Much, ranch, I want to tell this story.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're going to tell the ranch sugar so much?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You want a big contest, It was a contest.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
WPAP good morning, Hey.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I had to do my normal daily called before I
walked into the hospital and go to work. I just
might have to be a patient today. After watching that
game last night. Oh man, a.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Lot of people havn't heard issues.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I think, yeah, yeah, it was just terrible. I mean,
so there's two in a row, for FSU, and it's
hard to keep your head up through the rest of
the season. You know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yes, I even went to bed during the third quarter,
and that's not like me, but I was just set up.
I got tired of yelling at my TV because it
wasn't doing any good.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Welcome back Doctor Sheddy. Tests in the morning on WPAP.
Those crazy headlines that make you go, what are you serious?
There's no way that's real. Yeah news, it makes you say, wait,
what this is?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Head turning headlines with Doctor Shane and tests on ninety
two five WPAP.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What was so we had to Louisville, Kentucky. That's where
it's going down. It is a ports pooper that keeps
targeting the same house as Cereal. I can't believe this
me either, but I mean, the guy keeps targeting the
same residence. Here's the owner of the house talking about
discovering someone who was leaving presents on his front porch.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Tuesday morning, I went out to my front porch and
noticed this what I thought was a cat poop, and
it turned out to be a person. I have no idea.
We're good neighbors. We keep to ourselves, we behave ourselves
and I can't imagine that somebody would want to do
some kind of retribution. I'm relieved that he's not violent
or he's not trying to fourth entry, he's just doing
his deed.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But you're not merely as relieved as he is.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
How many times has it happened?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do we know?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Just over and over and over. But it's a person,
he's human. I'm like a good neighbor.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Why don't you have a ring camera? Like, how do
you after the first time?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I don't want to see it. We should catch him.
Come on, get the water hose, spray the porch.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He does have a picture of Oh he's got a
nest camera. Oh great, And it's like a younger guy.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He's got dark hair and he is saying payance my
friend saying like he doesn't have any pants. Luckily they've
blurted out in this video March what did you quit looking?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wait till after the show before you look at stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Sporch.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Welcome back, Doctor Shannon tests on WPAP busy morning over there.
What are you are you eating? Ranch? What is that
you know?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I love ranch?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I love ranch.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'll just take anything in.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Range YEP like ryanch too. Just try not to eat
as much as that one guy you were telling me about.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
This is funny they did.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It was assumingly a wing place that they you know,
they do hot wings. It's called the Harmful Rooster. This
was in Belding, Michigan, so midwest as it gets. But
they had their first ever ranch chugging competition. Oh yeah,
So here's what they did. They capped it that I
think like twelve competitors and you had to chug twenty
four ounces of ranch and whoever did it the fastest wins.
(10:50):
You're thinking about how much twenty four ounces of ranch is, like,
assume you're going to like Lost Ranchero's or somewhere like that,
and that you order a beer and they go big
or small, you know, smaller it's the large one like
this is like a big mug of ranch.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Difference between a mug of beer and a mug of
ranch different.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
So they gave it to everybody and whoever drank it
the fastest. They were very shocked when one guy chugged
all twenty four ounces of ranch in ten seconds. Oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
They underestimated the guy. They were like, they didn't think
he was going to do it.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So here's what the winner said moments after winning the competition.
I just drank twenty four ounces of ranch stressing.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
I mean, I've seen people pour about that much on
her salads, So what's the difference. I don't feel second all.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
It's trans dressing.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I don't feel sick at all. It's just ranch dressing.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
The prize, by the way, a one hundred dollars gift
card and then an order of all you can eat
wings for free every week until spring of twenty twenty five.
Spring of twenty five, so at like six months from
eight months from now.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
In same crazy.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
And speaking of eating a lot, did you see Joey
Chestnut and Joby Yashi and their Big Cat Dog contest yesterday.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Joey is the man.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Man, so they're competitive eaters and they've been rivals for
a while. But Kobeyashi hasn't really been competing as much
as Joey has, who's been doing this continually. So they
did this big Netflix special called Unfinished Beef. They went
to head to head because Joey couldn't perform at the
Coney Island for the July one. So anyway, they did
this in Las Vegas with like stage lighting and so
(12:23):
it looked even more disgusting and cool. They went into
their training regimes and so you got some insight on
how they did it, but it was really everyone.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Knew who was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Joey has progressed, like I said, wavyon Kobe Yashi, and
he did indeed crush it. Joey ate eighty three wieners
compared to Kobyashi's within ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Listen to this wow with a.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Total store of eighty three hot dogs, eating the winner
of the first Nuver Netflix Unfinished Thief hot Dog competition
and now world record holders.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Joey's previous record, by the way, was seventy six hot dogs,
so he beat his.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Own by eating eighty three.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
And the winner's purse the prize money one hundred thousand
dollars for eating eighty three hot dogs in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Oh God, I'm get a belly ache just talking about it.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Hundred thousand dollars worth of hot dogs. Get you a
Weeni and hang on your own hangout. Welcome back Doctor
Shaney Test on WPAP and online at nine two five
WPAP dot com. Doctor Shane and Test present three.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Things you need to know ONPAP well, here's.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Two of the new hottest workout trends. The first one
is what they call rucking rucking think of a rucksack
that the military people would use. It's based on how
members of the military train. They have to do a
lot of walking or running while they carry their equipment.
But it's gotten really popular on social media because you
probably have everything you need to do it. You don't
have to buy any special equipment. You just get a
backpack from your closet, throw in some books, you know,
(14:00):
and then adds some extra weight, gets your heart rate
up faster and adds more strength and training to the mix.
And they're also doing what they call cardio drumming.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Have you heard of this.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
It's basically just using an exercise ball, like you know,
the ones that you would use for like setups or
something like that. But then you hit it with the
drumsticks like okay, and I guess that gets your heart
rate up too, and it's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't know I would do that. That's cool, easy enough.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Pumpkin spice hair is trending and you want to try
it out.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Pumpkins spice hair.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Luckily, it doesn't have to do with putting anything that
smells like pumpkin spice on your hair. It's the color
so like burnt orange copper cinnamon streaks. You can see
all the TikTok influencers doing it right right now, and
you would like this one, Shane. It's Burt Reynolds. His
personal nineteen seventy eight Pontiac trans am is up for sale.
(14:46):
This is iconic, just like the one featured in the
film Smoking in the Bandit starting bid of sixty thousand dollars,
but they're expecting it to go for one twenty five.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Come. That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
His personal one, his personal and he got his own
made from the one in the movie Girl.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You got Me you had met.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I'll take Burt leave the car.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I figured, good morning, Northwest Water, Get out of bed.
Who was your face of hand?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Get ahead bed?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Who is your face of hand?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Who had to get in that kitchen and make them know?
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Who went to Poda hanaid?
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Shake Row? He said, Shake row said, Shake Row said,
shake Row?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Who say don't go so sh.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
In the morning?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Crankish take turned up.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
This one took us to Hawaii on a sailboat, where
a mother and her seven year old child, as well
as a pet tortoise and a cat had to be
rescued by the US Coast Guard, and maybe they were
one thousand miles off of Hawaii's coast.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, they initiated this rescue.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
The boat's emergency radio beacon sent an alert to the
Joint Rescue Coordination Center in Honolulu. An airplane from the
Coast Guard spotted the forty seven foot French flagged sailboat
just before they received a may day call that indicated
that the boat's captain had passed away. So you got
to think, there's a family, a mother, a father, their child,
their pets sailing and I'm assuming what happened was the
(16:26):
captain and the father something happened to him, but the
mother called a may day. There was rough waters even
worse caused by Hurricane Gilma. Waves were reaching up to
six feet and winds of twenty miles per hour. There
were Coast Guard requested assistance from the Navy, and this
large liquid petroleum gas tanker arrived later in the day
and then they actually had to delay the rescue until
(16:47):
conditions improved enough so the mother, the child, and their
pets were successfully rescued.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
It brought back to Honolulu.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
But I mean just in time, though the waves in
the area shortly after reached twenty five feet high, making
the conditions even more dane.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
So the Navy and the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Coast Guard, they worked together so smoothly to rescue these
poor people in a dire situation.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
So goodness, nuts, crazy story.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But good news.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Luckily they were able to rescue those that they could.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Absolutely coming back here more music because you said lens
of the work day on WPAP, don't go anywhere, Red
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