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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's go to Angela. What you got for us missing
Western billions?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Billions and I'm going to say they were probably invented
way before.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, billions billions.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Okay, Johnny's trying to tell you you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You get a real nice face, now, don't you, Johnny?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Well, actually I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's we're going to tell the boys about.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Johnny Johnny Fever and I all.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right, So my fiance has been scolding me because she's
accusing me of being a snot when it comes to
the Roadroy trivia question with people, I am I being snatty?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Am I being well? She would probably know better than me.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Will you? You would?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You hear it every day? Well, you know when somebody
says billy and they say guns, and it's.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, you're not are you a gun owner? I'm guessing no, yeah,
oh you do.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, but there's only three hundred and fifty million. But
but you're saying specifically Smith and Wesson and you you
even me said, yeah, Smith and Wesson guns.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, that's very specific. Yeah, just a blanket, not a blanket.
Gun guns.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, So I'm sorry if I was being snotty. I'm
not trying to be snotty. I'm just sometimes it gets
a little frustrating when somebody mentioned something that where where
where It doesn't even come close to billions, So we
remember billions. There's your hint. We're trying to help you.
We're helpers.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, we want you to win the tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Not really.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, that was snotty.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
All right, all right, you called me on on it.
That's fair, all right. Welcome man. Uh, it's Val and
snotty John recapping the show for May nineteenth, the one
hundred and thirty ninth day of the year, two hundred
and twenty six days or main one week until Memorial Day.
Just just just just a couple of days until we
get a three hang on, hang on twenty five days
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till Johnny gets married, which is combined with not only
am I getting married, but I'm also going to join
the three WS listeners aboard the Gateway Clipper. We're going
to we're going to be We're going to have our
first dance on the Gateway Clipper to kick off.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
No, do you have the song picck U.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, yeah, it's called uh it's a John Prime song
called in Spite of Ourselves? Nice it's a funny song.
It's okay funny, it's funny, and it it really describes
Janis and I and our right good although there's one
line where it says he sniffs panties and I don't
know that that's.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Not more than we want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Exactly two and twenty days until Christmas. Today's accounting Day.
There was a time when I was in elementary school.
I wanted to be an accountant.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I should have been an account I took. I took
two years in high school and a semester in college
of account Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I took one semester of accounting in college, and I
was like, screw this, this is stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh, I remember I was sick for the final.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
We probably make more money doing accounting, but would you
have nearly as much fun?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Well know? But but oh is it stable Boys Club Day?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
We're not stable people. We're not stable now Boys Club
Day celebrate your elected Officials Day, which which is funny
because it's not even elected. Tomorrow's primary h May Ray Day,
National Devil's Food Cake Day. Do you like Devil's food cake?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I guess sorry, that means do you eat it? Like?
Is it served a lot? It's usually just chocolate cake.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I'm not I'm not a huge cake fan either,
cake and ice cream cake and just bye yeahs by Oh,
Janie brought me brownies yesterday. That's good. I like a
good brownie. World of Famous Doctor Day and World ib
D Day and there you go. That's your almanac, and
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we'll have day number ten for the robary trivic question
coming up. Back to this comedy cut from Fred Klett.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Everyone would always ask my parents what was it like
raising ten kids? And they always said there was so
many stories that they could choose from, but the story
they said best defitimized what it was like raising ten
kids was this one. My dad was sitting at the
Kitsen table. We had recently seen the movie Mary Poppins.
My dad is sitting at the kissing table looking out
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the window. He sees going by the window holding an umbrella,
my brother Jeff, and he hit the ground hard and
my dad said, if it had ended there, he could understand.
But then I went by the window. Carrol went by
the window, and then Kyle went by the window and
he did not even have an umbrella. My dad came
(05:07):
outside and looked at all of us laying on the ground,
and he said, now, when you three saw your brother
Jeff fail the.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Umbrella did not work, why did.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You still jump, to which I reply, well, we did,
and we didn't think he did it right. And then
you know how sometimes parents get sucked into kid logic
too much, because then my dad actually yelp at Kyle
and you did not even have an umbrella.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
To which Kyle snapped back.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Yeah, I cau helped out.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
He imagine having like nine siblings.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, but I have cousins. It was seven boys in
one family.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
My brother in law is one of eleven.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh my word.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
His mother passed away, his father got remarried and she
had ten kids already. Yes, so there was twenty one
kids in the family. So at Christmas they would rent
out like a fire haul and what with food and
I have to she and then they would leave. They
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would go to Florida and they'd say, here's your Christmas party,
we're leaving, we're out. They didn't even celebrate twenty one people,
twenty one and then just kids.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, oh my lord, is all right?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Day number ten for the robbery trivia question, Good morning,
who's this Tony? In the nineteen fifties three guys started
out in real estate and insurance ended up inventing something. Today,
billions of these are sold each and every year. What
did they invent? Should bantals?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't know if billions are sold every year, Tony?
No not billions? Four one, two, three, three, three, ninety
four five? Oh? Which you got? How about match box cars? Oh?
Not bad, but not the answer we're looking for.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Sorry, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Thanks, Let's go to Angela. What you got for us?
Miss and Western gun billions? Billions?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I'm going to say they were probably invented way before.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, yeah, billions, billions.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, Johnny's trying to tell you you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I know I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I definitely the start, But.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, not it, Alice, what do you got home home
policies like insurance policies? Yes, billions, homeowners billions, billions of
those that sold over year, billions. About fifty million homeowners
insurance policies are sold annually. So yeah, you're you're you're
(07:48):
about You're not even halfway there.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You thank you, have a good day.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You too.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Let's take three more tortured magazines. No, nothing like that
at all. Okay, two more. I haven't had a hula
hoop in a while, but not not hula hoop. Jamie,
how you doing good? Well, you're the last call to
(08:13):
take today. You get it right and you win. Otherwise
I say question Tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Pizza, water bottles, neither one, Thank you, thank you? All right.
According to the trace they asked to make, fifteen point
three million firearms are sold each year, every year. So
that's that's way short, way short, all right. So it
has nothing to do with real estate or insurance. It's
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smaller than a bread box.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
And what's a what's another hint?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It's not paper?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, yep, anymore other no? Okay, all right, so there's
enough hints for you. Come on, we'll take your calls
tomorrow at seven. What's most important to me?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
News updates, News, news updates.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I like the local news, all right. What's going down?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
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(09:31):
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(09:52):
I'm all in on also check all those out. And
you know all those little tasks you've been putting off
for weeks or months or even years, You're just like, yeah,
I'll get to it. Yeah, I'll get to it. Well,
maybe TikToker Christy new Ruts and will inspire you. At
the end of March Punch, she just had seventy followers. Okay,
then she posted a time lapse video outlining exactly how
(10:16):
long it took her to repaint Addresser and mirror. Said
that she had bought it Goodwill just over an hour
to paint both of them, so the video blew up.
It got her more than five hundred thousand views, so
she started the how Long does It Actually Take? Video series?
She tackles mundane tasks like cleaning the dishwasher filter, putting
(10:38):
away two loads of laundry, or cleaning the floor of
your pantry. That last one got seven million les.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Lord.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So at the bottom line, she says, the time and
energy you's been putting something off is probably way more
than it would take you just to go ahead and
do it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yah, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, let's do this
all right? Time for a brand new who sings it?
A brand new song from a well known three WUS artist.
If you can tell me who sings it, we'll give
you tickets for the Doobie Brothers Starlink August sixth. Tickets
available now at Live nation dot com. Give us a listen,
Boo Song's going down now. I played this for Bow
(11:21):
on the Condensed super Cat podcast, our Friday edition.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It was tough, it was, but I do kind of
like the song.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I do too. It's grown on me. Yeah right, So
if you listen to the podcast, you know the answer.
And sorry you had to listen to the bitter end,
did you all right? First person? What's correct answer? When's
tickets for the Doobie Brothers August sixth is Starlight? Give
us a listen, tell me who sings it? Joseph three
(11:55):
wus Good morning, Pat, how are we today? I'm really good?
Thank you? All right? Did you happen to listen to
our podcast?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I love hearing that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I love hearing Pat. All right, if you can tell
me who sings it, We're gonna give you a ticket
for the Doobies. Let's give this a quick listen. Let's
all right, Pat, who sings it? It is? The Doobies?
Got Pat total lead vocals on that one. Congratulations, We've
(12:31):
got tickets for the Doobie Brothers. You're gonna see them
live at start like August sixth. Can you stick around?
I certainly can't. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Wonderful?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
All right, Pat Win's uh tickets see the Doobies and
Pat Simmons singing that song. I'm gonna I'm gonna play
you tomorrow's who sings it?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And I'm I'm going to limit it to one ooh
get first? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Okay? What was that a bad?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Or good? It's good. It's one of the best dudes.
I'm thinking there, here you.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Go, sounds very sexy.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
There you go. That's who is it?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Michael McDonald does anybody like that.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I don't know if I can take that answer.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Because he's not alone?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Okay, the Doopee brother, it is the Doe to Is
that one of the new ones?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's another new one?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
So they're coming out with a new album the beginning
of June.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
And so the first one was Pat Simmons of Blackwater Fame.
He had that. That's he sang that song. Of course,
Michael McDonald's in the fold. And we've got tickets to
give away tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
So this does not feel like a yacht rock song.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Really.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, it's too mellow feeling.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So there you go the answer for tomorrow's who sings it?
Plus we'll have day number eleven for the rotary trivia
question planning of chances for you to win cash for
one thousand dollars pay day, last week last this is
the last week. Wait, it's Friday, all right, So thank
you for listening to the podcast. We'll get you tomorrow
starting at five o'clock on ninety four point five three WS.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
That's it for us, A seeings guyss guys,