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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny you're mind Well, actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
That's we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Joy.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It feels like it should be Friday every day this
week feels like that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And it's a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I can imagine. You know, it's okay if you feel
like it's Friday on a Thursday, but a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's because we know that there's a long weekend coming up. Yeah,
so it's like, ah to do anything.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
We're anticipating an extra long weekend. All right, Welcome in.
This is the condensed Super Recap podcast, recapping the show
for May twentieth, one hundred and fortieth day of the year.
Two hundred and twenty five days remain six days until
Memorial Day. And you had something on the show today.
There was like little things that you should and should
not do.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, don't wish people happy Memorial Day because it's a
day of remembrance of those who gave their live serving.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So do you say remember the day or sure? If
you want happy happy Monday.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Happy day off work. Yeah, if you have the day off.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ye, if you have day off twenty four days till
Johny gets married. I think I have everything except I
have like one little task I have to do and
it's simple and easy. I should probably do that today
since I have time off later on this afternoon. And
then everything's on her. She's got she's got to get
my shirt and tie, she's got to take care of
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the flowers and the cake.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Does she feel the pressure or is she like, h
I get it done.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's a busy time of the year. We're dealing with
like her daughter's graduating, and my son is you know,
he's got medical issues and things like that. We have
a lot going on. So yeah, and I'm willing to
help out with some of those things. And but she's
there's some things that she only she can do.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I like, I'm not allowed to see her dress even
though it's both our second marriage, So she has to
get a shirt that matches her dress, which I assume
it's white. So what what's the big deal. Maybe it's
a little Yeah, maybe Paisley Paisley wedding dresses.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Maybe who knows, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, that would be a surprise. Usually it's me wearing
something crazy. Now it's her turn. It's her turn. Maybe
she's like an inflatable snowman. That would be great, That
would be awesome. Love a wedding photo of me in
like a regular suit which I never wear, and her
in a blow up snow snowman. I hope she listens
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to that and agrees to it. I'm all in two
hundred and nineteen days to Christmas. Today is flower Day.
It's also flower Day.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Is there more than one kind? More than two kinds
of flowers?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
There's the flower that is the plant, and the flower
that is the you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Know, comes from a plant.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, like the bakery thing. Be a millionaire, Just be
a millionaire. Just decide to be a millionaire and let's
let's do it. I'll take just be in a thousand
are Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Really?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Dinosaur Day, Eliza Doolittle Day, that's you know, Audrey Hepper,
International Red Sneakers Day, National Keys Lorraine Day, National Rescue
Dog Day. Yay, My mind was a hospice dog and
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he's still alive after nine years, still kicking.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just shows what good care you've taken of him.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Can't can't hear Worth crap, National Streaming Day, Pick Strawberries Day, Oh,
straw picking Strawberries, World B Day as in b B
we need to be protect and day number eleven for
the Rodroy Trivine question coming up after this comedy cut
from Tig NATARO like.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
To send text messages to friends of mine at random
times of the day to just say, what's your eta?
I love knowing somewhere across town somebody's frantically rifling through
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emails and text messages in their underwear, trying to figure
out what they agreed to do with me. They right back,
what and I right, yeah, we're all seated. Better hurry, Then.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
They write back where then don't respond.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Ever again. Delete them from your phone, cut them out
of your life.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
That is hilarious. I am definitely going to do that,
and I wish I could do it to you, but
now that the gig is up, I will catch it
all right. Road work triby question, good morning? Who's this? Hello?
Who's this? Johnny? If you better we haven't talked in
a while? You okay? That's or two they're only nineteen fifties.
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Three guys starting out in real estate and insurance ended
up inventing these billions of these, billions of these are
sold each and every year. What are they?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Supporters?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Not supports? Four one two? These his answers are bizarre
four one two, three, three, three ninety four five. Oh
what you got?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
How about the lottery tickets?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, that's good, that's good. No, but you know the
billions of those are sold here. Yeah, for sure, that's
pretty good, but that's not the answer I'm looking for.
Go ahead, your turn, I'll stick silverware. Nice. You guys
are coming off the concept. That's good. That's good. Not it,
but I like where you're going. Okay, thank you. Let's
go to Jennifer Upeners.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That would be wrong. Sorry, but thanks for the guests.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Let's take three more. How about jilly beans. That's pretty good,
but no, not it. Two more to go. Hey, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Flip flop flip flops. No, it's not flip flops.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh okay, thank you, Flora. How you doing good? All right,
well you're the last gong I take today. What you
got paper clip? Yeah, we've had a lot of peoples
say paper clip.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
That seems to be the popular answer.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, sorry, yeah, all right, but at least you're coming
up with an answer where there's billions of these produced, right,
so keep trying exactly. All right, thanks Laura. All right,
no winner again today, let's take uh, let's see if
we can get a clue here. Good morning, who's this
good Mike? Hey Mike, Well we're done taking calls. But
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do you have like a question that that might help people?
What a writer? No? No, no, no, no, you don't.
You're on. I'm giving you an opportunity to ask a
question that will live. Like somebody asked, is it bigger
than a bread boss? And it is not? See what
I mean? Those are the kind of questions I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Oh I descriptive question?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yes, did I it? Is it bigger than an automobile? Well,
it's it's not bigger than a bread box, so it's
certainly not bigger than an automobile. Okay, Taller than an envelope? Yes, yes, yeah,
it's a good one. Yeah, it's it's it's actually much
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smaller than an envelope.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You got a guess, thumb drive, No, but it's about
that size.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yeah, you're size wise, you're pretty close.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, all right, man, thanks for the help. It took
them a while. It took them a while.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
You really throw people you ask No.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They're like, I just want to answer the damn question.
I don't want to have to come up with a question.
But yeah, it's about the size of a thumb drive.
That's pretty good. What's most important to me?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
News updates, News, news updates.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I like the local news. What's going down.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Engineers of the University as Melbourne have developed a three
D bioprinter that can create human tissue structures from soft
brain tissue to more rigid materials like cartilage and bone
in just seconds. We are going to have walking, talking,
fake humans before you know it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like a like a three D printer Frankenstein.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yes, the gadget can create the tissue three hundred and
fifty times faster than traditional methods. Researchers are conducting studies
to get a boost because they end up with more
living tissue to work with and ideally can cure diseases
and other medical problems.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
So do you want to clone? Would you clone yourself?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
This is another pet cemetery kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Well, I think what I'm going to do is clone myself,
have my clone go to work, and then I just
go ahead and sleep it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We've been if you like running but you're tired of
those itchy clothes, A resort in South Carolina has the
perfect solution.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Naked Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
California Foothills Newdest Resort is hosting its annual Buck Creek
Streak five k race on June fourteenth. The resort says
one hundred and sixty one people have already signed up,
breaking last year's record. Runners don't have to wear clothes
for this race, so the official outfit seems to be
anything goes. The event is open to everyone, whether they
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are new to the resort or regulars, and newcomers can
sign up until June thirteenth. Returning visitors can register on
race day. They say they're expecting about two hundred people
in total. An organizer say it's a fun way for
people to enjoy running and feel free in a beautiful
wooded area. I don't think running naked would feel good.
(09:56):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of jarring that goes on running.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Have you ever thought about it? Would you ever go
to a newice?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Oh no, would you? No?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No way?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
A million years.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
In fact, I'd live next to one and didn't even
know it. And in Darlington, PA, Oh yeah, just a
couple of miles away from where my house was, and
somebody's like, yeah, that's a new dist colony. I was like, really, damn,
that's crazy. All right, let's do this right now. Time
for another round up who Sings It? Giving you a
chance to win tickets for the Doobie Brothers and the
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Coral Reefer band Starlake August sixth. Just tell me who
this is? All right, brand new song from a well
known group. God, that is just just way too easy.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It's yeah, pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
We did give you the answer on the CONDENSEDU pre
Cap podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You probably don't even need it.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
If you probably don't even need it, all right, Well,
if you listen to the podcast or you know the
answer four one two, three, three, three ninety four or five,
Oh tell me who sings it? You win the tickets.
Three wus Good morning, don How are we today doing?
(11:14):
I'm doing good? Well?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
How you doing fabulous?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
She's fabulous.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Lots of caffeine this morning. That makes everything better?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
All rybody, did you listen to our podcast? O?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Like don I like this girl. All right, if you
can tell me who sings it, we're gonna give you
tickets for the Doobie Brothers. Uh, start like August sixth,
Let's give this a listener. Maybe the easiest who sings it? Ever?
All right, shame on you if you get this one wrong.
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What what's your answer, buddy? It is the Doobie brother Yeah, congratulations. Yeah,
it's a brand new song called learn to Let Go
from the new Doobie Brothers album that's coming out in
a couple of weeks. Of course you're going to see
them do that song live. Why do they always do
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the new songs when there's so many other great songs?
You know?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And well they're in indulging their creative side.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Okay, Well I got tickets for starlike in the Doobie
Brothers show August sixth. Congratulations, stick around for us? Okay,
but okay, I have to admit the last couple of songs,
after I heard it a couple of times, they actually
grew on me.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah they're good. Yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah. All right, you want a little sample of tomorrow's
who Sings It? Sure? All right, let's give this a listen.
Definitely not the Doobie Brothers. Okay, there's your hint. Okay,
kind of before they were famous, kind of deal. Any
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idea who that might be?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Soft Cell?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Am I hurting you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is it an eight band that was big in the eighties?
Okay we'll say soft Cell, but that's probably all right,
It's not right, all right, So all right, do your homework.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
We'll give you a more chance to win more Doobie
Brothers tickets. We have more tickets for our Big Hair
Big Boat Eighties cruise aboard the Gateway Clipper to give
away as well. So it all starts tomorrow at five am.
That's it for us a seeings, guys, hes guys,