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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, God, it's side.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Danny.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Doctor Johnny fever and I am burning up in here, journey.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Not only is it Friday, it's a three day weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
No, thank you. What are you gonna do? What are
you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I'm nothing nothing. I may not even get out of
my pajamas all weekend. Thanks nice shutting it down.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Shut it down, me too, Me too.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Maybe doing a little barbecuing, a little grilling on Monday.
Maybe gonna be chilli weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Though, yeah, not great weatherwise, Sonny, some sun.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But three day weekend. I'm not complaining. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna take that back. All right, Welcome in.
This is the CONDENSEDU Recap podcast recapping the show for
May twenty third, the one hundred and forty three day
of the year. Two hundred and twenty two days remain
three days until Memorial Day, twenty one days till Johnny.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Gets married three weeks, three weeks from today.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I just had a hiccup.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I'm gonna do some hiccup and be doing some day
drinking on that day A little bit, not a lot,
not just a little bit. Two hundred and sixteen days
to Christmas. Today is don't Friday, don't Fry Day. I
guess maybe I'm not gonna fry. I'm gonna grill, So
don't fry, f r Y Day, Lucky Penny Day. Every
(01:34):
time I see a penny on the floor, what do
I do?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What do I what do I? What I think?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Do you think of the clerk?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I have to see a penny on the floor, I
think of the clarks. National Cooler Day, National Deathbusters Day,
National road trip Day. I haven't been on a road
trip in a while. That would be you know one
thing I used to do on Father's Day is I
used to take my three boys. We'd get in the car.
We'd load up, pack up, like you know, sleeping bags
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and clothes and stuff like that, put in a trunk.
Then we'd go the end of the driveway and stop,
and they stop, and then they would take turns going left,
right or middle, so wherever you went, whenever we get
to an intersection, whose ever turn it was. So we'd
go oldest, middle, youngest, and they would go let's go straight.
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You go straight and we hit hit a stop sign
er and they go left, right or middle, and then
we'd go right.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And how did you decide when to stop when it
got dark? Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Yeah we one time we ended up in Johnstown. Another
time we ended up in Eerie, another time another time
kind of in Fitt County. And then we would we
if we saw something interesting, like we'd go to Laurel Caverns,
or we see a really cool diner or something like that,
we'd stop and get something to eat.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
So, yeah, we had that was that was a fun time.
I love doing that. What else? National Taffy Day?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm okay, yeah, usually something that someone who goes to
the beach brings you if you watch their dog or something.
You're like, ah, thanks, salt water taffy.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's funny. Yeah, yeah, I used to do that all
the time.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
YEP, National Title Track Day, National Wig Out Doubt, a
Day in World, Turtle Day, and day number fourteen for
the Robary trivia question coming out after this comedy cut
from Andrew Slater. So they gy have friends, they don't
have kids that can plain why should I have to
pay tax for schools?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
When I my kid doesn't go because you benefit from you. Okay,
whether you have kids or not, everybody benefits from you.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I can prove it. All right.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You like college football, They're not raising those kids in
the lab?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Somebody clothe and feed those monsters? You like takobout three
in the morning. That's not a sixty seven year older
and kids read that? Okay, somebody's somebody's.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
All got a top tad list Coming up later in
the podcast, the top ten summer songs according to AI
Right now, day number fourteen for the trivia question, Good morning,
who's this?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This is Jason?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All right, Jason.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
In the early nineteen fifties, three men who started out
in real estate and insurance ended up inventors.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
And what did they invent? Well, that's the that's the question. Today.
Billions of these are sold each and every year. What
are they? That's ticktacks, not tiktaks? Sorry, all right, thank you?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Four one, two, three, three, three, ninety four.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Five.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh what you got?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
How about the McDonald's franchise?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, it has nothing to do with McDonald's at all.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
All right, thank you, John.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh what do you got for us?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I wrote the answer?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's got to be the posted notes.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh you don't got the answer?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Not even close? Sorry close?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I thought with three M two?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, hold on, let me check, hold on, let me check.
Thank you, Bob, your turn.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'm going to get Parks of Brothers, the All Games, and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
A lot of a lot of board games.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Nope, Todd, what do you got?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yard advertising signs?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Nice, not it, but but nice? Try?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Going to Sean? What you got?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I'm gonna guess the ball? No, not the coushball.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Billions of billions, billions of cushballs are sold.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
No, not even close. Three more ago? What you got
post it notes? Yeah, I'm tired of the post of notes?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Ohio? About that? All right?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Worries?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Two more ago?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, my grandchildren and I've been listening to it every morning,
and we think maybe it's in.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Souls insoles like for your shoes. Yeah, no, that's not it.
Darn Keep trying, Charles.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
How you doing? Look good? You're the last call I
take this week. What you got I gotta give?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Post it notes?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Congratulations? You're about the two thousandth person to say post
it notes?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay, I didn't hear that. That's all right? All right, thanks.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, I get a little tired of the post of notes.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But is it of notes?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I love post it notes.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh I'm going a little tired of posting notes.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
All right, let's say let's get a clue here. Good morning.
Who's this it is?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Miss Margaret?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Hi, Miss Margaret. Listen.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
We're done taking calls, but do you have a question
that may help the listeners?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Is it anything about having to do with food?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
All right, you're on the right track. Good girl, good question. Okay,
you're doing anything fun this this Memorial Day weekend?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Actually, yes, I'm kind of celebrating six years ago I
met my husband.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh, how nice? Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
His name is Mike?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Okay, I thought maybe did you paused there? I thought
maybe forgot what his name was.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, he's number five, so you know he's your fifth husband.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, God, bless you for going back in after one.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
And he's the best. I had to kiss a lot
of frogs.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But gives me hope.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It's been an absolute Uh he made my day, Miss Margaret.
So thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Have have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, uh, huh you too.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh that just made my day. That is so cute.
What's most important to me?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
News updates, natural news, news updates.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I like all the local news, all right, what's happening.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
According to a new study, living near a golf course
impacts the chances of developing Parkinson's disease. Researchers found that
people living within a mile of a golf course more
than doubled their odds of dealing with Parkinson's than those
living farther away. Authors suggested the use of pesticides and
other chemicals used to keep the golf course pristine might
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be the culprit as those chemicals seep into the local
water supply and expose residents to harmful toxins. I think
they've done studies about my backyard.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
That's in my backyard. It's literally one hundred yards away.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, I think they've done studies about this too, regarding cancer. So,
a Las Vegas man upset about his rent being too
high release recently behaved like a reasonable, level headed human
being and just found a more affordable place to live.
If that was the case, I wouldn't be telling you
this story. No, he got drunk and tried to burn
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the place down.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Garcie did.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Police arrested sixty six year old Clinton Hogan Junior after
they say he poured lighter fluid outside the apartment's leasing
office and senative plays. Police arrived at the scene and
witnesses provided the description of the suspect. Soon after, officers
located Hogan, who was drunk, holding a bottle of whiskey,
a lighter and paint thinner.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
But was he naked?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He was not naked.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Oh that's the Valporter trifecta. Hey from Florida, naked and drunk.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Hogan told police he did it because he was angry
his rent went up and he had to move out.
He is charged with arson and remains locked up on
twenty thousand dollars bail, so he didn't have to worry
about his rent at this point. He's in jail.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
There you go, there you go. All right, let's do this.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
See all right? So today is the start of Tomorrow
Day weekend, which is the unofficial start of summer. So
I thought I'd asked chat gpt to come up with
a top ten list of summer songs. And it's an
interesting list. Some of these I absolutely agree, but some
of them are a little from left field.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And this is songs with summer in the title, correct,
not just in the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Right, So you have to think like an ai so
before we would have to, you.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Know, so try to be smarter than I am. That
is what you're saying, all right.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Of all the summer songs, which summer song do you
think is number one?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It would be number one in my book, but it's
probably not Chad GPT's number one. I'm gonna say Summer Breeze.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Summer Breeze, sum takes Time. It's in the top ten.
But is it number one?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I don't my number one? Okay, I don't think it's
the number one.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
You have any more? Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah, I got a few, Okay, I have two Summer Nights.
I think one might be on the list from the
Grease soundtrack.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Uh, some love it it's in there, and.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Then probably not Summer Nights by Van Halen.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
It is not in the right okay. Do you want
some more? Yeah, give me one more in.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
The summertime, in the very summer time. Now, I don't
think that's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Do you have another one? It's see if it's the
number one.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know if this will be
on your list. Summertime by DJ Jesse, Jeff and the
Fresh Prince.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
All right, let's see what a I where that song went?
All right, here's number ten John Henley is Boys of
Summer number nine some of these soundtrack. Number eight got
to go with hip hop song lf O from I
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Think back in the nineties. No idea what that's called
Summer Summer Girls.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Number seven, number six hot down.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Credit.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That would be nine number one.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I knew there would be a bunch of that.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I just didn't think of Number five Summer Time, yep
in the Summertime by Mungo Jerry.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Number four, oh manor Rama.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yes, that's a great song.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Number four, number three Summer.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
That would be my number one.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
A couple more, a couple more to go, number two.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
But back is this summer song? You got it.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
One morning to dance? Do you have another summer song?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I don't give me a drum roll.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Well, Brian Adams Summer of sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, that's probably a good one.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Oh wait, wait, very all right, thank you for listening
to podcast. Of course, we're going to be off on Monday.
We'll be back on Tuesday. Then I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be off for a couple of days
due to a family Matt tour, so uh hopefully we'll
get a winter on Tuesday for the Road Roy Trivia,
You've got to really miss Margaret really hit it out
of the park.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Great question by Miss Margaret.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Have yourself a wonderful, safe weekend. That's it for us
a Seeings guys, Seeings guys,