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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're
gonna tell the boys about, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Doctor Johnny Fever, and I am burning up in here, Johnny.
All right, welcome in, Johnny, flying solo. Val has the
day off. I don't know where she is, so she
flew the coop. Huh, Oh you're here. Oh oh. We
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decided to come to work today, taking Monday and Tuesday off,
leaving me into my own devices.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And I'll be here by myself all next week. I'll
be which I hate.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I will be with you in spirit.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You won't. You won't even think about this place, and
I should hope you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh no, I'll be at the swim up bar going.
Wonder what Val is doing right now. I wonder if
she's at a swim up bar. Oh no, she's at work.
I don't know why I'm talking this way, or why
I would think you would sound that way. Probably a
better question. So yeah, I really when you when you
take off, I have no idea what I'm doing. I
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really don't.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I miss it when you're off too. It's like an
arm got cut off.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know, it's just it's like brushing your teeth with
your left foot. You can do it, but it's just
a little more difficult awkward. All right, Welcome in Johnny
and Valve podcasting live atop i Heeart Mountain. It's June eleventh,
the one hundred and sixty second day of the year. Two
hundred and three days remain two days until into the
chat and gone again, Mary Gone get married? Gone got
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married in two days. They're no wonder if you'd go
marry me.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
You guys are a good couple.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh yeah, I know. I think we.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think we compliment each other.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I think so. Yeah, although I annoy the hell out
of her, but I really enjoy doing that. Is that
was that a wrong thing to do? I just I
have the philosophy if your husband isn't annoying you, is
he really your husband?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well that's an interesting philosophy.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
In my case. I hope she does good. I love
the teaser. Why is it? I don't know why. My
dad was was a goof too. He was a teaser. Huh, yeah,
that's where he gets it. Four days until Father's Day,
twenty three days till July fourth, ninety seven days to Christmas?
What do we got corner on the cop day?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I love corner on the cop It is a good
summer treat. When you get a good ear of corn.
If you get a crappy one, it's like, oh so disappointing.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Wait, you know if you unwrap it and it's like
little white kernels, you know, like, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, there are some some of those can be good, right,
It depends on you're right, the not the breed. What
is the like there's silver queen, there's butter and sugar,
like what is that called? I don't know, but there's
the breed. But some of them the type I guess.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm so stick and tired, you know what. I with
all the stuff going on in my life right now,
I'm sleeping like three hours a night.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
And you were here before me today. I was like,
oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What are you doing here? Who are you? And what
do you do with Johnny? So anyway, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Corn on the cob? Back to corn on the cop,
I like a corner. Wait, do you put salt and
pepper on your corn on the cob?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Not pepper? Salt? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
That my family does, and everybody thinks that's weird.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
That makes sense because I would put salt and pepper
on like canned corn and exactly, so that makes sense
to me. Costu Day, Costa Jacques cost cost King, Jamie
Hot Day. What do we learn? What? What does that mean?
Turtle wave, turtle title wave yep, National German Chocolate Cake Day,
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National Making Life Beautiful Day. And Pizza Margarita Day.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
It's Margarita.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh, I got you Margarita Pizza.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And we've got day number four for the trivia question
coming up after this comedy cut from Brian Reagan.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Doctor specialized right. Last month, I went to an ear,
nose and throat doctor. Last week I went to an
arch of the foot, small of the back, nape of
the neck.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Doctor.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have fallen arches. My small's too big, and I
have a trick nape. It's weird. In the human world,
there's a doctor for every body part. But in the
animal world, a veterinarian takes care of all animals and
all their parts. It's gotta be the hardest job in
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the world. Where are the bighorn sheep knee doctors? The
Wildebese gastroentrologis a giraffe throat throat and throat doctors.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was in town last year. Did you happen to go?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I didn't. I've never seen him live.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh he is, he's good.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
He's a treat. He's a treat.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Nate BARGATSI who I know?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You like?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, he's gonna be an Erie. Okay, would we gonna
take a little road trip?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
We should? You want to know?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I said, you, not me?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Why you would? You wouldn't go with me? And yes,
sure I would go? Okay, when is it?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We should call off?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I just saw that he was coming to Erie.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Okay, Yeah, I think he's fine. Day number four for
the trivia question. Let's take a few phone calls. Good morning,
who's this Nick?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
There are approximately twenty one hundred of these on the planet,
two hundred and fifty five of those in the USA.
Looking for a specific answer. What you got? Submarine? Yeah,
I've had already had somebody say submarines? Not it? Really?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Sorry, not the answer I'm looking for? Four? One, two, three, three,
three ninety four or five? Oh? Which you got?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
H is the redwood population?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Redwoods?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Red wolves?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Red wolves? Nope? Not red wolves, nope, Holly how you
doing good?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
How are you good?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What you got? I know this isn't it, but it
just has to be said people with common sense. Well,
you're technically right, but uh not the answer I'm looking for.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
No, I just figure it was noteworthy and worth a
good laugh.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Great day YouTube, Mike. Let's go to Kelly. What you got?
Is it bitcoin? No? Not bitcoin, nothing like that at all. Sorry,
let's take three more? Go ahead, the red wolf not
the red wolves?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Two more?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
What you got? Good morning?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
How about international airports?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Keep working, my friend? All right, thank you, thank you?
How you doing man?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I'm doing good?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
How are you good? You're the last cang? I take today?
What you got for us? I like to think of
guess at the answer? Hit me skyscrapers, not skyscrapers. Sorry,
it's not not it, aye, buddy, to take care? YouTube?
All right about do you have a guess?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Professional yodelers?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That might be my favorite answer so far off my list? Okay.
I gave a hint on the previous podcast that it's
not any sort of animal. Okay, what's the most important
to me? News updates, new news updates. I like the
local news. So no more red wolves? Okay, no more
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red Wolves or drafts or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Turtle title waves you got it?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Pizza Hutt wants to encourage kids to read this summer
with their book at app. Through the app, parents can
set goals, track their kids reading progress and earn pizza
rewards because pizza is a big motivator. During the months
of June, July, and August, pre k to sixth grade,
students that meet the reading goal set by their parents
can earn a free Pizza Hut single topping personal pan
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pizza each month from participating locations. And it is summer,
and for many Americans this is the time of year
they pack a bag and take a much needed trip.
And a new survey reveals what their ideal getaway looks like.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
According to got City's poll of two thousand US travelers,
sixty percent say the perfect vacation can be found within
the US, and they have some very specific ideas about
what it would include. All Right, the perfect vacation would
last eleven days, which, boy, wouldn't that be nice? Yeah,
that would be nice, and be at least three hours
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from home. Okay, all right, you don't agree with that,
that's not a vacation.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
What if you go to an amusement, Like what if
you went to Cedar Point and spent a week there?
If like you were an amusement fan, crazy person, But.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm I'm not so I whatever floats your boat. I need.
I love Pittsburgh, I'm all about Pittsburgh, but I need
to get to the Caribbean at least once or twice
a year.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, you're the beach guy.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I the beach guy. Swim up bar, just having somebody
wait on me, don't have to worry about food reservs.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It is nice. I haven't done one of those vacations
in about.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Ten years, so nice. I cannot wait.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
While a long weekend is enough for some, seventy one
percent need more time to enjoy it. The perfect trip
would also focus on food, relaxation, good weather, accommodations, and
outdoor attractions and landmarks. And as for the destination, sixty
three percent want to go to the beach. Others would
choose the great outdoors, so I guess you know, mountains, whatever,
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a visit to a major city, and historic locations.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
To truly be a perfect vacation, it needs to include
some time to relax and recuperate and to create meaningful moments.
And there's not a lot of room for error. Two
percent say, if just one thing goes wrong, that's enough
to ruin the whole time.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
No one, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I expect they gotta go with the flow man.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Something going on top.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Vacation spoilers include unexpected costs or hidden fees, flight delays
or lost luggage, bad weather which nothing you can do
about that. Yeah, disappointing food in an uncomfortable bed.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I mean, as long as you know, you plan for
the best and expect.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
The worst, and you'll never be disappointed.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
No, No, I'm seriously, I'm like, you know, as long
as you know, just as time away, you know, because
what we do, we're always thinking, We're always thinking. I
always seem I'm always my brain is.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Always like a hamster on a wheel.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's my brain. Yeah, And so I need something where
I can completely unplug.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I think I need one of those right now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You probably do, Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Haven't had an actual vacation for almost three years.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
To do that. All right, let's do this time for
another round of who Sings It? Give me a chance
to win tickets for Key Sing the Sunshine Band at
timber Rock Amphitheater July nineteenth. Fucking makeih.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hahing god.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
All right? Remember the holiday Holliys classic The Air that
I Breathe? Yeah, have a three WS artist remaking it,
just released it this week. You can tell me who
sings it. We'll give you tickets for the show coming
up on July nineteenth at timber Rock Amphitheater. Tickets, by
the way, are available at timber rockamp dot com. Got
a free pair, Just tell me who sings it? Here
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you go ving two weeks? Your books to.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
With you?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Let me peace foo? Could I.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Nothing to be designed? Wus? Good morning, Dave? How are
we good? How are you doing? I'm doing all right?
You got anything planning? What's going on today? It's going
to be a gorgeous one? So you got anything going on?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh all right. Gonna give you a chance to win
tickets for Casey in the Sunshine Band at timber Rock
Amphitheater on July eighteenth. I have somebody doing my cover
version of the Hollies classic. Let's give this all right?
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Who is that? Dave Blears? Oh no, this is an
artist that three ws plays. Not not it? Christine? How
you doing today?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
How are you doing good? Your last calling to take today?
You get it right to win? Otherwise Day number two tomorrow.
What's your answer? I'm guessing Belinda Carlisle. Yeah, the Go Goshay. Yeah.
She's coming out with a new album of a bunch
of remakes and this is the first release. Congratulations. We've
got tickets for Casey in the sunsiint band, So bring
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your boogie boogie boogie shoes to timber Rock Amphitheater coming
up on July nineteenth. That's a Saturday. So congratulations. Can
you stick around for us? Yes? I can, thank you
so much. All Right, we'll have more Casey in the
Sunshine Band tickets to give away tomorrow. Do you wanna
should I give you a little sample of it. Let's
give you this a listen before they were famous, gotta
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do all right, give us a listen. Tell me who
this band turned into. There you go, you got a guess.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Well, initially I was gonna say Red Hotlly Peppers.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Because I do bring them up quite a bit. No,
the answer is pretty obvious. It is. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Well, then tell me.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
The Jackson Vibe Right era Steppenwolf, No Think Disco. Casey
in the Sunshine It is Casey in the Sunshine van.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
They were called the Junk Canoe Band, and they decided
to go with Casey in the Sunshine Band, which is
probably a good thing. Yeah, probably junk of new Junk
Anoo Band. So anyway, all right, so uh, give me
a chance to win tickets to see the newer version
of the Junk Canoe Band, plus day number five for
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the road Roy Trivia question. All starts at five o'clock.
That's it for us a seeings, guys, guys,