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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I remember the Queen of Hearts by Juice Newton.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh yeah, got to go playing with the Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Don't take men a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Johnny?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're going
to tell the boys about Johnny doctor Johnny Fever And
I am here. Remember Kate Tell Records where they have
a collection of like, you know, hit songs. Yeah, I'm
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coming up with Voutport's greatest hits. You got, Juice Newton?
Oh you My favorite is yo me o me o,
me o, me o, me o, me o, me o,
me o, me o me oh me oh me oh
me oh me oh meo. But that's not the only
one who can't forget this uh vout classic exciting and
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which does that sounds so weird? What do I think
it's exciting? And oh that classic? Yeah? Every Friday. Oh
I forgot about this one really.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Big country And I'm a little bit rock and Rose
Johnny and Marie.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I'm a little bit of Memphis and nash with a
little bit of Motown in my soul. I think those
are all days when I've had a lot of caffeine
for alcohol I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I don't know.
I don't know what you're putting in that that coffee cup.
All right, welcome in. It's Johnny and Val recapping the
show for July eighth, one hundred and eighty ninth day
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of the year. One hundred and seventy six days remain
nineteen days till Valporter's sold out yacht rock Cruise. She
hasn't figured out her apparel yet. My outfit, Yeah, I
was looking yesterday, but I don't know. Fifty four days
to Labor Day, one hundred and seventy days to Christmas.
Today is be a kid Day, Be a kid again day.
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I like to live my life. I feel like I'm like,
I still think I'm a kid. I still think I'm
a kid. I have not matured at all. What if
when I leave here, I just skip down the hall.
I would Cow Appreciation Day. I really appreciate cows. Yes,
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A big steak, right, so tasty. Math two point oh day,
National Blueberry Day, National Freezer Pop Day. Determined that I
totally forgot what a freezer pop is. That's what they are.
They are those frozen sticks. Yeah, in the plastic thing
that your national ice Cream Sunday Day, National Milk Chocolate
with Almonds Day, SCUD Day, and don't kill your your
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your coworker Day Day two. I didn't. I didn't. I
didn't almost kill you today. So I feel I feel
like you weren't playing with the heater. I was smart
enough not to bend over with my head by the
door when I left and went to the bathroom, came back,
I looked into the see where I was. All right.
We got day number seven team for the Roadroy trivia
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question coming up after this comedy cut from Greg Warren.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You ever had an out of town haircut?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Terrifying?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
So sometimes, you know, you guys probably just go to
the same person. Sometimes I'm gone for eight weeks. I
just got to walk into this place that I have
never been before and say, hey, can somebody cut my hair.
When you do that, they're not You're not getting their
best people. They got appointments lined up for the day.
They're like, I guess Tammy can take care of it.
Tammy's like, I get to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I get to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Tammy has never cut.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
A head of hair in her life.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm just sitting there in the chair, terrified, Tammy's trying
to make small talk with me.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So where are you from?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
No offense, dammy, but I need you focused though, right,
what are your hobbies? From the looks of this haircut,
they're gonna be indoor hobbies for the next six weeks.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I've never had an out of town haircut.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I take that back. Earlier in my career, when I
first moved to Myrtle Beach, I had no money. I
had like twenty dollars to my name, and I needed
a haircut badly. I went into the only place I
found and I walked in and they like, you want
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to you want a glass of wine. I'm like, oh,
I'm I'm salon. It was wow, and I was like,
I'm not going to be able to afford this. I
may have to like ditch and ditch and dive. And
they said that'll be fifteen dollars. I'm like, here's a
five dollar tip. Who made it in? They did a
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great job too. Oh did you go back? I did?
I did that. They got you with the wine that
was yeah, it was I don't even drink wine, but
I did that. I was like, I was I had
twenty bucks to them my name. That was the only
meal I had that day. Oh my goodness. I mean
I was so naive back in the day. You know,
I forgot. I did not know that they withheld two
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weeks oh before they pay you. So I didn't get
paid for a month. Had I lived on bread and
canned peas for like a week? And wine and wine? Well,
i'd actually I'd go to go to work, and they
used to have donuts every morning, and I would make
sure i'd get there earlier, Yes, to get the coffee.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Pocket a couple for a les. Absolutely, who's eating all
the donuts?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
All right? Trivia question time? Good morning? Who's this?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
This is Jeff?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Hey, Jeff, how are you? Oh Johnny, I'm fantastic common Valada,
good good, All right, buddy. Approximately twenty one hundred of
these are on planet Earth, two hundred and fifty five
of these in the USA and eight or right here
in the state of Pennsylvania. What are they? I think
they're casinos? Guess what? Jeff?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What? Johnny?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Come wrong?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You're wrong? Okay, thanks, thank you for one, two, three, three, three,
four or five?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What you got? Waterfalls? Waterfalls? Not the answer? TI there?
What's your guess run off, keep working, going to Debbie.
What do you got deb How about fresh water? Nothing
like that at all? Okay, thanks, good morning. Who's this
my name? I'm up in Newcastle. That's my old stomping rush.
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All right, Carl, hold on, let me ask the question.
Approximately twenty one hundred of these are on planet Earth,
two hundred and fifty five in the USA and eight
in Pennsylvania. What are they? National parks? Yeah, we've had
a lot of those. A lot of people say national parks.
Not it, sorry, Bud, Let's take three more? Go ahead.
How about panda bears? Not panda bears. Not a lot
of panda bears in Pennsylvania, don't you think? Two more?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Togo?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Brian viurgeons neurosurgeon. Nice, try it, but not it? All
right there? All right, Sharon, you're the last call I
take today. What you got? I'm sorry? What bridges? No,
not cover bridges. Sorry, there's no growling at the DJ.
Come on, have a great day, all right. Val Do
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you have a guest or do you have a question
for us? I have a question? Okay, is it a human?
It is not human at all. What's the most important
to me? News updates news updates. I like the local news.
Good question, though, good question. All right, what do you
got well?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
A Reddit user asked, people who work security, you know,
helping celebrities out, identify your best and worst person.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That you have had to protect and why. Oh okay,
so some of.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
The answers, uh, Snoop Dogg. This person said, Snoop Dogg
was totally chill. He gave me a wat of cash
to pay for a bunch of PlayStation two since his
entourage were going to have a Madden tournament. Adam Lambert,
current singer for Queen. Yeah, I never worked with someone
so heartless and rude. I did my best to be
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professional and held every ounce of strength not to kill
the guy. He purposely made my night a living hell.
Mm eminem. He was exceedingly humble, somewhat awkward, and rarely
rude to people. He treated all of his staff very kindly.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Cool. That's good to know.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
John Cena, Yeah, the wrestler slash actor. A fan asked
for an autograph, which caused more fans to see him.
He signed every single autograph, than apologized for making me
wait and gave me a snickers.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh that's awesome, Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, I would rather roll around in a bed of
broken syringes used by crackhors than deal with her.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Ever again. Ah, I met her twice. She was very nice.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So this person had a bad experience, not the same
as experience as you and Pope John Paul.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The second he gave me a snickers and said he
was funny as hell. Oh that's awesome though. How about you?
What uh who's high on your list of is there
if you had any bad experiences with a celebrity? Yes,
John Mellencamp, Yes, me too, and Motley crue. I met
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Tommy Lee at the Grammy Awards and he smelled like weed, cigarettes,
booze and bo he He was very nice. He just
his whole entourage smelled the high heaven.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Tommy Shaw of Sticks. Yeah, one of the nicest people
I have ever met. Just super super nice.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah. I've had the worst ex I the band Ever Clear. Yeah. Oh,
I've heard a lot of bad stories about Well. He
was right after Wip had so Whip put him in
a bad mood. Came over and just just I got
the brunt of it. The band Semi Sonic, you know,
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songs close at the time duds, duds, but the worst
by far, like number one was roseanbar Oh yeah, you
told me something. She was bad mouthing Pittsburgh, and I'm like,
we're done, we're done. Don't be be liitting my city,
belittling my city. Get out of here. We're done. But
I've had some really really nice Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I can't think of anybody else who, you know, in
our job, we get to meet a lot of people,
and for the most part, everybody people.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Either they're like they're walking into a situation they're not
familiar with, so they're kind of sh know you, and
so most of them are that way. They're not on
because they're not doing their show right exactly. But for
most part, most people are very nice and accommodating. But
there's a few that are kind of duds. Yeah, an
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any other than that.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, I met the Rolling Stones. They didn't really They
were nice, but they didn't really talk. It was just
coming for a picture and leave, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
All right, let's do this brand new who sings it?
Played it earlier for a vow and it made her cry,
why is it so hot? Let's give this a listen.
Here you go, are you making it so hot? So
whenever she gets upset, she speaks in a German accent.
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I don't why she does. It's just just a little
court triggers. Giving you a chance to win tickets for
either Brian Adams and Pat Meditaur at PPG Paints Arena
November two, or tickets to Chicago at UPMC Events Center
coming up on November fifth. Just tell me who sings it?
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Going to vow? Don't cry? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Do you have a guess. I don't think I'm right,
but I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
E l O.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I can hear it, I can hear but no, not
it all right?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's your four one, two, three, three, three ninety four
or five? Oh, just tell me you sings that says?
If you watch, don't make you against you? Three ws?
Good morning? Who's this? All right? Lise said? Do you
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have any idea who this? Who this band turned into?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yet?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Give you yes? Not yes? Greg? What's your guess?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yellow?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, that's what that's what Val said? Yeah, that was
my guest. Sorry, no, sir, No, not yellow? Good morning?
Who's this? Wonda?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Ronda? You're the last gong of take today. You get
it right, you win otherwise day number two. What's your answer,
Osmond Brothers? Wow, out of left field? Yeah not it
so no sorry, no winner today. Okay, let me let me.
Can you do a German accent if you have this?
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If making you talk as I'm making your talk? Oh good?
All right, Well we're not going to do the who
Sings It tomorrow because tomorrow is Fashion Day and I
asked chat gpt to come up with the top ten
fashion songs. I got two already, nice, and I might
not think of anymore because I you know what I
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didn't I probably didn't even consider five of these. Okay.
It's a tough less It is a tough and that's
why chat gpt does what it does it does. Oh
I just thought of another one.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay. So that's all coming up tomorrow. Plenty of chances
for you to win cash with a thousand dollars pay day,
So we'll catch you tomorrow at five am. That's it
for us, A seeing guys, Seeing guys