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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Its Miikey V, Frankie V and Gianna Denia's over there
(00:03):
in our hometown of Framingham.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We got a crazy story to share with you. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So this girl's name is Chanelle Tapper. She held the
Guinness World Book records for the longest tongue.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, she's a female.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
She's had this record since twenty ten, and she's having
fun with the attention. Apparently, she showed off some tricks
the other day with her tongue playing Jenga. She's actually
able to remove Jenga blocks using her tongue, flipping the
plastic cups and holding us mooon and doing everything in between.
So she's a star when it comes to all these
games that we play when we're drinking. She says, Honestly,
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it's the best reaction I could ever get when somebody
sees my tongue starts screaming and that sees me actually
removed Jenga bars from the from the Jenga the Jenga triangle.
Now I got to santize Jengo whenever I see it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, what good question? Could let me google that? Real quick?
Chanel Tapper? How long is her tongue? Let's see long
enough to move jenga from the bottom.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yi, her tongue is exactly three point eight inches. It's
twice the length of an average human tongue and almost
the size of an iPhone. What that's crazy, losing in
jang into somebody's tongue. Very difficult question for your Crystal
and glosster. Do you know what today is?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
The day after April Fools?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That is a great guest might be you are also
correct with that answer, but no, it's National Peanut Butter
and Jelly Day.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh yum.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You know, I don't like peanut butter. I've never liked it.
I like jelly, but I don't like peanut butter.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Maybe like this.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
So they're saying today on Peanut Butter and Jelly Day,
you should go and be a little bit more extravagant,
go beyond the basic classic peanut butter and jelly. What
people are doing is they're adding bacon to it. They're
adding apples, bananas, also marshmallow cream, and they mix it
all together. Other people have said they've actually put doritos
in between their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Get a
little bit of a crunch and they're saying today a
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National Peanut butter and jelly Day. Step out of the
norm and add one of these random things. You add
one of those, not all of them, right, I mean
them if you want to, I might give you a
stomach ache in the end.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
The thing is weird. Maybe the bananas, but the torino
thing was just so so disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hey, you pick your poison, okay, whatever you want, put
it in that PBA J no no no, no, justin
Jay like put that in your JA to truce in
a lie on Kiswana. Wait's Mikey B, Frankie V and
Giannum Emily is hanging right now and Malden are you
ready to play?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I like the confidence. We all give you a fact
a lie. You have to guess who is lying. Play
along in your car as well. It's Mikey V, the
younger brother. It's been following along with the bachelor Grant one.
He got engaged to a girl named Juliana is from Newton, Massachusetts,
and he's actually moving to Boston to be with her.
And I'm taking them out in the North End this weekend,
so I'll be out with the bachelor and the girl
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who won, Juliana is a good friend out of Newton.
Mike's gonna be the third wheel. No, my wife's coming,
thank you very much, Frankie.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Saturday, I will be in the North End, like seriously,
so I'm offended.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
So yesterday I mentioned during two Tuerson Alive that was
going to be officiating a wedding at the Prize for
a couple that I had never met. Right, I was
asked to do this and I showed up there. I
got ready to officiate the wedding and I walked in
front of a couple that I thought was getting married.
It was, and they let me go through the whole
spiel and they weren't actually even getting married.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
They were just brother and sister.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I looked like a complete fool as the actual couple
walked in front of me for them.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh wow, to truth.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And a lie on to the amazing Gianna Who's joining
me Saturday, Yes I am.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
And before that, I'm going to speak at my old
high school, Austin Prep tomorrow for career Day. And it
reminds me of when I was in high school. At
Austin Prep, we had a gym slash auditorium called the MPF,
like a multi purpose facility, And one day someone decided
to go to the bathroom on the floor of the MPF,
and to this day, no one.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Knows who did it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Number one or two.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Number two, And that's where I waited for my mom
to pick me up, and I had to wait outside
the hut in a lie.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Who do you think is lying?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I think Gianna And the poop on the floor is
definitely made up.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh I wish.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Unfortunately, that is one of my vivid memories from high school.
Somebody did poop on the floor of what we called
the MPF okay, the gym.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So I raise your right hand.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I solemnly swear it was not me. I know I
have and mathroom issters, but it was not me.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
And that means a liar is me.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Frankie V.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I did officiate a wedding yesterday. I did mess up
their names, but I did it in friendly, correct couple.
I didn't do it in front of the wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, okay, thank you so much for playing along with
kiss Alicia's in ned way. Do you ever get those
random text messages that simply say hello, question.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Mark, Yeah, that's so weird to me, and they're coming
more often.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Now I actually get them to. My wife's always like
who is that? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not not a good answer. I never I never thought
this could mess with relationships. Yeah, it's called smishing. It's
when they combin an SMS and fishing together smishing, and
they're looking for you to make a response because they
said hello with the question mark or I've gotten like hey,
totally sorry that I missed your call earlier today question mark,
and they're trying to get you to respond. Yeah, don't
do that because the number one thing people respond is hey,
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who's this?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Or sorry? Wrong number.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's exactly what they want to do, because then they're
going to know that that phone is active. They'll take
your phone number and they'll pass it along to other
fishing agents to try to get your information. It's not
get any better. I tell my wife, she's just smission me.
So one of the story is there's your wife over this.
But also, don't respond to any of these textans.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
You can get rid of our phones.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
We are playing are you Smarter than a V Bro?
On Kiswana eight. It's Mike e V my big bro.
Frankie V and the host and inventor of this game.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Gianna Sidney is on the phone in andover which brother
would you like to play against?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Mike ev or frank e V. I gotta go with Mikey.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Wow, younger siblings going face to face.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Here we go, all right. The first person to answer
two questions is right, will win. The first question is
to you, Sydney, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Twenty six boom, twenty.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Six letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Questions what was this one?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
You guys are never happy. They're too hard, they're too easy.
I can never win hosting this game. But it's over
to you, Mike evanvous you want to question?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I did?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's Frankie said that for the record, Mikey.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
The preamble, amendments and articles are all part idea. What
of what important United States?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Document?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The what is it? A preamble?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Preamble, the amendments and articles.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Like a cookie from a cookie shop? Can I get
a preamble? Please?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Am I pronouncing it?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Document of Independence? Is that?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
That would be incorrect? Sidney?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Would you like to steal that question? If you get
it right, you'd be the winner. Of course, I would.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's the Constitution of the United States.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
The United States Constitution has a preamble, amendments, and the article.
Well send me two points for you. You are officially
smarter than Mikey.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I might have lost faster. I remember lost in my life.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, Joe, you're in Holliston.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Why you smiling?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
My son came home for spring break?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Why what a good son? He came home instead of
going to kamtkou like everybody else did.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think I would have killed him if he didn't
come on.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You know what's so funny as you say, I'm so
glad he's here, and then you'd be like, I can't
wait for him.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
To go back.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know that's what everyone says. But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I think maybe I'm different.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I just decided I like, now, Oh, everything's right.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Everyone's you truly sound happy. So that's awesome. And enjoy
that family time. And thank you for spreading the positive
vibes of the v bros Jacquelin's and Natick.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Would you like a job that pays four hundred and
twenty eight thousand dollars a year, you'll live rent free
and I'll also tosh you a car.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I mean I'm not going down.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Where is it? Where's the catch? Here's me what?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, the job is in a tiny town called Queensland, Australian.
That job does require that hired person to live in
complete seclusion. The sleepy world town, which does have electures
in the internet, is looking to replace it's one and
only local family doctor. Secluded as an understatement, this town
is far removed from everything. Queensland's capital of Brisbane is
a seventeen hour drive. In the closest major city of Townsville.
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That's a seven hour drive. So you're gonna be pretty
much secluded with a few people that live in that town.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
But you may be making a whole lot of money.
You have a house and put me on.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
If you're that secluded, I mean the dead presidents are
keeping the company.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So wait for the record.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
My brother there, Frankie, didn't get that joke. If it's
all the job wait wait John looks confused too.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
She's saying the dead president's all the money, because on
money is dead presidents.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Oh, I thought that's where they were buried or something
like the actual president.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The money does them on and that will keep her company.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I like dead presidents then.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Carries in andover. Are you ready, Yes, I am right.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
This is right out of Massachusetts, Nantucket, Massachusetts, to be exact. Okay,
a mail carrier encountered in an unusual situation while delivering mail.
He was out and about delivering that mail when he
got chased not by dogs, but by wild turkeys. Oh,
this is actually all caught in camera as well. So
this US Postal worker named Wayne White was struggling with
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his flock of they say, foul fowls as he was
getting run up and down the neighborhood, and each and
every person has a camera watching this happen back and forth.
He said, he's come close to dogs before. He's done
a lot of stuff in Nantucket. He's seen deer, he's
seen turkeys, but he's never actually been chased by a
flock of turkeys. They chased him right out of the neighborhood,
and every time he would move his truck that the
turkeys would follow. So he got back in his truck.
(09:46):
He's driving away and the turkeys are chasing the truck
out of that neighborhood. I wanted to thought he had
food almost in my brain. It's like it's like kids
chasing an ice cream truck.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Literally, they won't be that confident come November, so.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Get their karma.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
This has caused a lot of controversy all over social
media because on the way it's Mikey V, Frankie V
and Gianna we have Lexi in a maldon On too.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
But Chapel Roone came out saying how old is she?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Twenty seven?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
She says that all her friends her age who have
kids are miserable.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Now many friends who have kids ever happy?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I have to say, I mean, I think children, you
can be happy. That could be your goal.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I have a baby coming in July, my first kid.
Oh right, there's still hope for.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
The rest of us.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It's like toothpaste is already out of the two I
can't think about themselves.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Like, do you think a dink we talked about all
the time, but it's dual income no kids? Is that
the way to go for you?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I'm so undecided.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Wait, I feel there's a lot of people that have
decided to be dinks and those who haven't. We have
kids right now. I'm curious what Boston has to say
about this. Yeah, the dink life, duel income, no kids.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Is that the way to go? Or maybe you love
having your kids? Brittany, you're in Walpole and you like
the idea of a dink life.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, I mean I don't like the term for it,
but the lifestyle sounds good.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm with it.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Keep all my money, not greedy?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Are you? Are you in a relationship right now?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
I am?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
So and does your does your guy agree? Because that's
not always easy conversation in a relationship as well.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, he thinks he doesn't agree right now.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
But listen, it's even more difficult when you go up
to them and say, hey, would you like to be
a dink? Yeah? Like, what is that?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Even?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Mune? That was?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That was John's pickup line with a new boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
He's all about it.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Wait now, Lauren and Newton, you're actually in the car
with your kids. What are your thoughts in the dink life,
duel income, no kids?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I mean, I love my kids, but you know, she's.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
Time.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, I had my first my first child at like twenty,
but I would have loved to like travel and like,
you know, I mean I can do it when I'm
like forty now.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But you know, if you've got to be a dink
for day today, what would I do?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, I'd sleep.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Answer.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
The one thing is apparently miss out on the most
digg for a day.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
That's like a new term for us. Yeah, Brittany, you're
in native thoughts on the dink life.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Oh, you know, we were dnks for a very very
long time. We lived a great dink life. We child everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh, I have so many questions for you.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, and then we were not drinks, and I don't
think i'd go back. My kid is so cool. I
don't think I go back to That's.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
A great question. That's almost for me.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
My wife are right, like, we have no kids right now.
We're going to travel a lot, we spend our money
on ourselves. But you feel like you made the right
decision by having a kid after doing.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
All that, Oh, absolutely, and then you kind of break
to see them and you just want more kids.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
This makes because I'm a dick, it's soon to be
a former dink come July one, I'm gonna be a
dink as well. So I want to have a nice,
cool kid just like you. So I can say someday
when I'm asked do you enjoy no longer being a dink.
I will say it was the right choice that I made.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Oh, it is the right choice. Think wife is cool.
But then you look back and you're like, oh no,
this is cooler.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Ah, there we go.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
All right, good information. I love that you're a transformed dick.
Julia's in Summerville. You know, yesterday for April Fool's Day,
all these companies are releasing like kind of fake things. Yeah, yeah,
here's one thing that is real and everybody that was fake.
But KFC is releasing a finger looking good toothpaste. Wait
what it's actually it's acually tooth brush itself. Yeah, so
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it's actually a toothbrush itself, and it's got fried chicken
flavor toothpaste that goes with it. They have the iconic
eleven herbs and spices and a fluoride free tube that
promises a crispy, savly clean uh feeling. Plus there's a
KFC brand of toothbrush that matches it. It's thirteen dollars.
You can actually get it at high smile teeth dot com.
But this is an actual real thing, so you brush
your teeth. This gonna tastes like Kentucky front, John, want
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to see myself what I'm trying to eat healthy?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It's edity in KFC. I's gonna start sucking on the toothpaste.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Oh doesn't really go with clean feeling.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
When you need to get Gianna plaque to put on
her wall and she moves into her new apartment with
her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, Kiss went to wait. It's Mikey V, Frankie V
and Gianna.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
She is up for Boston's Best Radio Hosts Radio Personality.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yes, Boston Business Women's Awards.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
The voting is from now till April twenty second, so
I'm up for that, as well as Best Media Website,
which caught me off guard.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But I am my own media. Stay focused. Remember your
great window, Boston's best.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
They focused on one thing, and when you win these things,
they always got to up there and give us speech.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
What's your speech's going to be? What are you gonna say?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I thank Mikey and Frankie for birthing me, basically getting
me to where I am today, although I stalked Mikey
to actually get a job here on Kiss one await,
But yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you babe.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
You can vote for me.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
The link is in my bio on Instagram, Best Radio
Personal Instagram at Gianna Gravellyci.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
There we go. She's up against a couple of local
p that we know.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well so which I love, dear Lee, but please vote
for me.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I don't. Lot of people just gave me the eyes.
Vote for Gianna.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
We're out, back, out, and again tomorrow in another drift
to Orlanda. She's bright right now tomorrow and every afternoon
two to seven. Mike EV, Frankie V and I guess