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April 25, 2025 11 mins
Friday’s finally here, we’re kicking off the weekend by talking about chimps who get to enjoy happy hour (seriously), the coolest way to relieve stress instantly, and how your shower habits could actually be ruining your skin. Oh—and we’ve got the craziest divorce story you’ve ever heard. Buckle up. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mikey V, Frankie V and Gianna. You guys ever
get stressed out in the studio just randomly a little bit.
Michelle's riding home on a Friday over there in Avon.
Are you stressed out?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
All the time?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
All the time. Yeah, So there's one simple thing you
need to do and the stress goes away like that, Okay,
quit your jolliet, you're quitting your job. A lot other stresses.
You might be good for that day, but not long term. No,
what you want to do is go into the kitchen
at work and grab an ice cube, put one in
your hand and squeeze it and hold the other one
on you on your wrist. Apparently it will calm down
your heart rate, which will then remove some of that stress,
because as you get stressed out, the heartbrate goes up,

(00:31):
and when you chill out, literally it'll calm you down
and make it a lot easier to get through that day.
And then your boss boxing why are you squeezing ice cube?
And I'm like, well, why do you give me so
much work? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Exactly, it's dripping all over your outfit. Then you're like wet.
You go back to your desk and you're just soaking wet.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wait, you might be wet, but guess what, you won't
be stressed out anymore. I'm not even joking.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I had a roommate in college days or birthday actually, Jasmine.
She used to go in our freezer, like after class
and just stand there. And I would find her standing
in the freezer and try.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Like cool off.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, she said, I just have to chill out. She
was onto something. I thought she was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
No, that makes sense to me. You stick your head
and the cooler and in some ways you feel like
you sport is all right.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, happy birthday, Jasmine, and be happy to know that
you're chilling out. You were going to learn some more
stuff about us right now to truecent a lie on
Kisswana eight. It's Mikey V, Frankie V and Gianna, Angela's
and Canton. Are you ready to play?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Oh I'm I'm I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
You're so nervous, Angela. Here we go now, or I'll
give you a fat door. Lie. You have to guess
who is a lying. It's Mikey, the younger brother. As
we all know, the Celtics are on the playoffs right now,
and we talk about it once in a while, but
our sister lives in Florida. We're gonna talk to playing
this weekend. Yep. I'm actually flying to the game Sunday
in Orlando, bring our nephew to the Celtic game that

(01:44):
he did. Diehard Celtics fans, so cool. Yeah, that can
be a jet setter, just going from Boston to Orlando.
I'm back like that, like nothing, just to go to
the game. Big fan right there. It's the brother Frankie V.
I'm not very good when it comes to cars, and
recently I was getting into my car and it kept
smelling like dirty socks, nasty smelling it, so I thought
there was food left in the trunk or on NATESA.
I was searching forever, so I finally googled it and

(02:05):
apparently it said that my air filters must be dirty.
I thought that was a crazy thought. So you know
what I did was I swept that those air filters
are actually had somebody else doe because I don't how
to do it. And now it is fixed and there's
no more dirty sock smell. Let me get into my car,
so I'm no longer embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I don't know that was the thing I.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Know, I learned something new, as he said. Teacher said
a lie Giada what he got.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
After the show. I'm actually driving to Vermont to go
stay in a tiny house. And it reminds me when
I drove across the country from California to Boston. I
stayed in a tiny house in the middle of nowhere
in Nevada, and it's where I saw not only like
every star in the sky, but I saw shooting stars
for the first time. Yeah, I survived somehow.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Someway there we go, teachers said a lie on a Friday.
Who do you think is lying?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Man, you know they always say that, like the more
details you give, the more it kind of tells you
that it's the liething about. There's something about the socks
that for me feels like too weirdly specific.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Franky v the liar. Huh think I'm lying? Think I'm lying? Now?
Now that's the true story I literally got. And you
know who noticed it. Our niece Meda was in it
was visiting recently and she would get in the car
sex Uncle, Frank, your car stinks it was he felters.
I got them fixed and wherever better off? My that
a liar is me, Mikey v our sister does live

(03:20):
in Florida, not Orlando. But I'm not going to the
game this Sunday out in Orlando, but go Celtics. I
would have been jealous, all right to choose and a lie.
Thank you for playing with kiss Onna. Wait. I'm honestly
curious if Mikey and giann Are are overachievers or underachievers. Amanda
and Ashland, how long do you normally shower for?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, if I'm washing my hair, it's give me twenty minutes.
If I'm doing a you know, regular body wash post
to workout, then maybe that's like a seven minute I'm
a longer shower.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Kind of goal, Mikey, Giana, what you got? Probably ten minutes?
Ten at least twenty so so experts have spoken how
long should a shower actually last for perfection, and according
to skin experts, a shower should not take more than
five minutes. It's also important that the water not be
too hot so your skins y sentral oils won't be
washed away. They say five minutes is perfect, Otherwise you

(04:06):
can dry out your skin and you can have further issues.
Julius and Beverly, what was your Friday Win of the Week.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
My boyfriend just got a brand new job and he
loved it.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Oh wow.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It always makes a relationship better too, when your partner
has a job that they enjoy and they come home
actually happy after I have to ask the question, did
you get a pay raise as well? Happy?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh wow? Okay, So we're a Boston rank in the
list of the dirtiest cities in the country. Pretty interesting
because Ony, no way, it's Mikey V, Frankie V, and
Gianna Tanya's in Westwood. You think that Boston's a.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Clean city, clean city, big it's a.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Clean city, Mikey Johanna. When when you think of Boston,
it's like, what part the North End can be very dirty,
but like like Seaport, it's usually very clean.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
This is the north that I saw video last night
saying Boston is New York City if New York City
took a shower, And I couldn't agree with that more
so I think Boston is.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
And the reason why my masters' website came out with
the list of the dirtiest cities in America, they actually
analyzed twelve point three million a sanitation related three eleven
complaints over the past years, and they talking about all
different things that could happen. Now, the top three I'll
give you and I'll let you know where Boston is
on this list or if it even made the top ten.
Number three. Apparently Charlotte, North Carolina has had the third

(05:22):
most complaints in regards to the nastiestness happening there. Number
two Sacramento, California. Really, New York has to be number one,
then number one on the list is not New York City.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Please don't Boston.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Boston is dirtier than New York City, I'll tell you
that much, but it is not number one. So New
York's Boston after a shower number, I don't think so.
Number one on this list is Baltimore, Maryland, coming in
at number one. I can see that. Yeah, in our
very own city of Boston, Massachusetts is dirtier apparently than
New York City in at number six as the sixth

(05:57):
dirtiest city in the United States. Now, they must have
checked it out on trash Day in the North End.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I know my boyfriend still lives in the North End
and he has to leave his trash just on the
sidewalk every single night.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Let's all go take a shower. Kind of feel like
we should call Mikey via chimpanzee. Chimpanzee Michelle, you're ready
for the crazy story of the day.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I'm ready go for it.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
So check this out. Chimpanzees apparently enjoy a good happy
hour and we just realized this. Yeah, this new video
that was recorded by scientists in West Africa that shows
wild chimps eat fermented fruit and little pieces of bread
that they sometimes find, and they actually get drunk off
of it. And then we've kind of equated that into like,
you know, wine and cheese as adults during the happy hour,

(06:43):
but no, chimpanzees in the jungle find fermented fruit and
they enjoy it together and they literally get drunk while
jumping around. In that case, I am a chimpanzee, yes
and proud to be.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Let me tell you, is this similar to like if
we were to make homemade kombucha in our homes, Like
they're just like fermenting fruit in the back and likeing
it look like this is a raspberry flavored. Yeah, let's
get a little coach.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Because they actually say pregnant people can't have kombucha because
from the fermentation, there's like a tiny bit of alcohol.
But I bet you it hit those chimpanzees just right.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Nobody look in my backyard. So Christa, you gotta be
honest with me about something.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
When your friend has a baby and they show you
their baby, what's the first thing you say about their baby?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh cute?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Everybody calls a newborn. Everybody says that. But here's the thing.
Fifty two percent of people are actually lying, lying when
they say that's a beautiful or cute baby.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
People just say that because it's the first thing that
comes to mind. Oh cute baby. Never says oh wow,
that came out of you. That thing's ugly. You can't
say ugly. And you also can't say what you would
say to an adult like they have a great personality.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
I mean, let's be real. Babies that are fresh out
the womb. They look like little aliens. None of them
are cute about your life?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
What do you want us to say? Moving forward? Crass?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Then you know it happens. Yeah, that's the way you
alien baby is cute.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm just gonna stick the cute. Gianna. Do you have
any tongues like tongs that pick things up? Of course,
did you ever use them during the day when.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I put stuff like in the air fryer, the oven.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, I'll let you know what I'm asking, Michelle. Do
you have any tongs that you use on a daily basis?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
My husband does any barbecues, but I don't know what
else they're used for.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
The reason why is a lot of celebrities have long
nails and when they're texting trying to do stuff kind
of like giant it is. Yeah, they also have issues
picking stuff up, and apparently a lot of celebrities carry
tongs around so they can pick stuff up when they
have long fingernails. They don't mess up their nails like
a go go gadget arm.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes, this makes sense because, like even in the gym,
it's really hard for me to pick up dumbbells because
my nails nails are long.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
I think it'll be tough to do curls with tongues,
but I can't even.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Like do a full brim because my nails are so long.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
This is great, Vanessa. Are you ready for the ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Story of the day, Yes, I am, let's hear it.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Check this out. A woman has filed for divorce from
her husband because of his lack of personal hygiene.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
She says her now ex husband would wear these same
clothes for up to five days in a row. He
barely ever showered and constantly read of sweat. She also
came to the court roman statements confirming her allegations from
mutual acquaintances and some of his coworkers that also agreed
that he smelled every time that he was around. The
judge did dread the divorce and ordered her sinking former

(09:31):
smells to pay sixteen five hundred dollars because because she
had to put up with his aroma. And the court
documents say all said, this is all finalized and because
of his hygiene, the court approved the woman's request for
a divorce. And could you imagine the court hearing and
for our first witness, we bring up his best friend John.
John comes out. He's like, yeah, Nick thinks I wish

(09:54):
I got jury duty for this one time. He I
am minutes away from our Celtics tip off this one
O eight to mikey V, Frankie V and Gianna got
a shout out. It's offensive tackle Will Campbell from LSU.
He was drafted by the Patriots yesterday in the first

(10:14):
round and I know a lot of people are like, no,
we should go for like a flashy running back or
a wide receiver. No, you need to protect Drake May.
And that's what Will Campbe's gonna do. Dude is like
six foot six, big dude. It's an absolute beast. I
think he's only like twenty one years old, and yeah
he's young. Well, obviously he's got to be in college.
Oh my goodness, gracious. But Gianna, when they asked him, like,
you know how, you feel like, I'm going to protect
the team with my life. Very He's ready to go.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I'm not really a football girl, but I feel like
my New Year's resolution should have been to get to
a Patriots game because I've never been to one.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
You got to get a photo of Gianna next to
six foot six Will Campbell when he wants to Can
you imagine that?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I actually would love to see that, so Will, if
you're listening, let's take a picture together.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Welcome, Welcome into Boston, and Gianna go Celtics tonight. We're
excited for that game. I have an amazing Friday night.
We're back at tomorrow Big A Saturday edition of Mike V,
Frankie V and Giada mart noon on Kiss Wanta Wait
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