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April 1, 2025 16 mins
In honor of April Fool's Day, we ask our callers for their best April Fool's Day pranks. One of them decided to leave a fake pregnancy test in the kitchen to freak out her mom... but she also gave us a twist we absolutely did not see coming!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's mikey V, Frankie V and Giana Candice is in Wellesley.
Are you ready for today's crazy story of the day. Yes,
And this one is pretty wild. So there's this lawyer
in Fort Worth, Texas in the news right now. You
can google him. He's claiming that you could actually get
a DUI from drinking too much coffee.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
What I don't believe that he posted.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
He posted how d u I and d wis can
happen when you're not doing drugs or drinking alcohol, it'll
happen from caffeine. And he said it's not something that
actually happens often, but he said a guy in California
got pulled over in twenty fifteen, ten years ago. He
was driving erratically. The cop pulls him over and all
he had in the system was caffeine, and they gave
him a DUI. They eventually did drop the charts because

(00:40):
the couldn't prove how much caffeine he had in his
body and how much would be the illegal limit, So
rapt him in the charger get dropped. Exactly, you could
drive in under the influence of coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, there's no breathalyzer for caffeine.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Espressos next time when you're driving and just watch off.
It was espressor of Martinis, Julie's and Chelmsford. Have you
heard of abstinence? I have, of course, app app app abstinence.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh is that being abstinent from appetizers?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
That No, I'm guessing apps on your phoney is correct.
It's a new boss world. You're going to start hearing abstinence.
It's app st It's that's when you're gonna ditch social
media and live life offline for a little bit. Everybody
so focused on posting that perfect picture and look at
me where I'm at, look at this, instead of just
putting that phone away and enjoying the moment, and so

(01:32):
much that a lot of people are going back to
dumb phones instead of smartphones. The flip phones are coming back.
Called the es that's what they're called. Yeah, abstinence, that's
what people are doing.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
You know I usually try to do that at least
for between a week and a month every year.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
We have heard people say time and time again, this
is so good for your mental health and everything. Do
you actually feel better after this? Because means John, I've
never been able to do it I want to know
if you truly feel.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Better after absolutely, yeah, it was genuinely life changing.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm not participating in abstinence or even either one of
an advertiser.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I like advertiser.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
All you gotta getyth that ends in instantents out. I'm
good to truth in a lie kiss one. No wait,
it's Mikey V, Frankie V, and Gianna Ambers in Lincoln.
Are you ready to play?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I am I Amber.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
We all give you a factor lie. You guess who
was lying play along in the car as well. It's
Mikey v uh, the younger brother. Growing up, our mom
worked three jobs. She was the hardest working woman alive
and really do appreciate her. But at one point she
was doing laundry, probably a little tired. Just don't tell
the story, and one of our cats jumped in the
laundry machines. Stop and let's just say that cat will

(02:46):
not make it to the next day. You told that story,
I feel the brother. Frankie V. We'll shift from cats
to dogs. And last night I was getting ready for
bed to go to bed, around you know, nine thirty
or so, and all of a sudden, Luna, my dog's
running around out and she comes inside and just starts
licking her lip and licking her lip, and all of
a sudden, her lips getting fatter and fatter and fatter.

(03:06):
Her face swelled up, and she sat there and started
puking and whining. I called somebody. They said she probably
got stung by a bee. Get bed, So it's hid.
Last night, I'm searching for benadryl all throughout the city.
I find some Benda droll. My wife, Corny, smashes up.
We feed loud at the ben and droll. She goes
to bed. She woke this morning. Swelling's gone down, but
she's not one hundred percent, but she's coming back. And

(03:27):
a lie on the giano, what you got?

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I'm getting ready to make my very first stage appearance
in years at Revere High School to be in their
production of Grease the Musical. And I would have been
on a stage earlier years ago if I had made
the cut for auditions to be in the ensemble in
Wicked on Broadway. But I auditioned ultimately did not make it.
That's why I work here.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I kiss you good. Two triers and a lie? Who
do you think is lying?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I really want hope that Mikey is lying in the
cat did.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Not fatly enough. That is a true story from our childhood.
And the cat went in the Washington. What many questions
about that I don't want to answer, and that means
a liar is.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I will be at Revere High School this Thursday and
Friday in Greece the musical. But I never auditioned to
be on Broadway, although I kind of want to. Someday
maybe it'll happen.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I think a curveball because it's like a fact. And
lyle on one sorry, sorry, and I'm We're all happy
that Frankie's dog Lune is doing a little better. Yep,
and thank you for being chos and allow a kiss.
Victoria's in Sudbury. Are you going to have any day
at Family Park on Friday?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
No? I wish I was.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
John will be there. Yes, we will check this out.
We were looking at this. Nobody goes to the games,
eat healthy, of course, and you go to Family Park,
you get a family frank, you get a sausage. Check
this out. A bunch of ballparks across the country actually
are adding new things to their men. You like at
Texas Rangers Field, they have a Sausage Sunday. It's sausage link.
Wait what on a bed of garlic, mashed potatoes, macaroni

(05:02):
and cheese and chopped brisket. I guess they make it
look like it's a big thing of the mass potatoes
are like the ice cream houseing ice cream at one point,
like that'd be a little weird. So in Kansas City
at their ballpark, they have the Taste of the k Taco.
Apparently it's a hot dog wrapped in a cheeseburger casada
with barbecue brisket, French fries and saracha cracker jacks.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's crazy, it's going to step.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It up to or not. But they did say f
has like tacos this year or something like that. Yeah,
but do they have the rainbow cookie egg roll like
they have that city field for for the Mets. It's
a rainbow cookie, raspberry jam, chocolate syrup holding an egg
roll type wrapper all in one. You can eat that
in your hand as a as an egg roll. But

(05:45):
it's actually you know, still nothing is better than the
Sausage Guy Family Park.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
True, And just like that, there go our summer bodies.
It's Mikey V Along time My big Bro, Frankie V
and the Queen of all games, Geonna. One second to
play one second of a song, and I wonder if
you can tell me the artist in the title of
the song. We stell with the very old Mikey V.
These are songs you might hear in spring break. Okay,
you get ready for spring break? Here in the city.
Here we go, mikey V. Your first song is low Florider. Yeah,

(06:16):
I've only played that like every wedding.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Years.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
That song words backwards number two Gianna your first song
and one the second Wonder.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Is Shakira hips don't lie when you talk.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, here we got mikey V. You might hear this
song on spring breaking. I mean, can't con mentally right now?
Twenty one. Here we go, Here we go, Mikey B.
One second Wonder, Oh no, scrubs t l C. These
are pretty easy. Frankie's it out there, Franks, Look, it's easy.
Can mess around here, you know, frank One going to

(06:56):
Gianna one is second Wonder.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Is closer Halsey in the chain smoke, Frankie.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Bring your a game next week?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, today, Monday, today, Tuesday, Thursday, Bring your.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
A game for one second.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
One day.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Okay, it's not my fault. You guys party so much
to know all these party two sorry, call the spring breakers.
The sunshine today is enough to make it feel like
spring right April first, Because one eight's Mikey V, Frankie
V and Gianna spreading positive vibes. Amelia is on ninety
three Ice smiling.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Oh, I'm so happy because I just booked a trip.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
For my mom to come out and visit me for
her birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Wait, when's your mom's birthday?

Speaker 6 (07:42):
April second?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Just like wow, I want to joker.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
What No, No, No, she's no, She's coming on Sunday
and well we'll have a nice little week together.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Well, happy birthday, Mom, and I appreciate by the positive
vibes and the fever. Thank you Mikey V, Frankie V
and Gianna. Now, Becca, you heard about this astronaut from
Needham who got like stuck in space. No, oh, you
didn't hear this. Her name is Sunita Williams. They're supposed
to go up in space for like eight days, ended
up up there for nine months. Luckily now they're back safe.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
They made they landed in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, but they were just gave their first like press conference,
and she had the best most Boston answers ever. So
she started off by saying, it's good to be home.
By the way, they're in Texas, but it's good to
be home. But I can't wait to be back to
New England. So I go to a Red Sox game. Oh, okay,
there you go Friday. On Friday. She also said why

(08:41):
they were stuck in space? I love this. They played karaoke.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That's what I would do if I was stuck in space.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
And she made everybody sing sweet Caroline, good so good.
So not only do they have the Red Sox vibes there,
but they sing sweet Carol line up in space and
h you know a fluff sandwich was actually invented here

(09:10):
in the Greater Boston area.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah, and Lynn, actually I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yes, it's on the jar.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
If you go one.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
But she said, you cannot wait to get back and
have a fluff sandich. She said usually would go to
the space she takes fluff an utter with her. Yeah,
but she thought she'd be there for eight days and didn't.
This time. She brought now done with her cane boo.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Is listening anyone? N three lifetimes fly of fluff.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
But all jokes asides Nita Williams everybody else involved. We're
happy you're back, safe for sure, and we appreciate you
representing Boston.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
He's had a kiss on the way. Double play a
fly away. It's Mikey D, Frankie B and Gianna, Melanie
and Norfolk are call her twenty five.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
You are kidding me.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
No, it's not an April Fool's Day joke. You are
a caller twenty five.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Please, I've had too many April Fools done.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Right, No, no jokes here. You're off to Orlando five days, yeah,
four nights Universe Orlando Resort Hotel.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you know how many times I've tried to call
in for any of your contracts and I've never won.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, you won the biggest one, so it's tomorrow worth this.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yes, you're also getting a three day three park ticket
as well as access to Epic Universe, which just opened.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm jealous. I want to go.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
This is like one of my favorite places on earth.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
This is insane. Usually my daughter's this name. We're trying
to call, and she's not with me right now, and
she is not going to believe me.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Oh well, tell her you're going to Orlando. Hold on
two minutes. And by the way, Billy and Lisa will
announced tomorrow's double play Artist of the Day tomorrow morning
at seven ten. So today is April first, April Fools Day.
That's right, this one of Wait, it's Mikey B, Frankie
V and Gianna Kim. You're in Brockton and we have
a list right here of the most unforgettable April Fools

(10:52):
pranks of all time. Okay, and I feel like you're
gonna have a better one than this. But there's two
of them here. One is the Swiss spaghet Eddie Harvest. Actually,
Gianavoul love this. It was back in nineteen fifty seven
the BBC aired a big joke that said Swiss farmers
had successfully grown spaghetti trees.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
I would have fell for that.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
And the next flight of Switzerland, you see John Over
cutting down trees.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Where is this spaghetti spaghetti tree?

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Another the one that I actually liked, This was in
nineteen ninety six the Taco Liberty Bell. Taco Bell took
on a full place ad saying that they bought the
Liberty Bell that's funny and renamed it the Taco Liberty.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Bell they should do that.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
In all honestly, they actually got a lot of angry calls,
and the National Park Service called them.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well, oh my goodness, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, I mean, two pretty solid pranks, but they called
them the most unforgettable April Fools pranks of all time.
Yep is a little much. I want to know what
is your craziest April Fools prank You've ever done, yes,
or witness had done on you. Lexi's and I'm looking
for your best April Fools prank.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Ever, I told.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
An ex that I had bought a flight to go
out and visit him and that I was going to
be showing up the next day. I think he was shocked,
and then.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
He didn't say no.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I'm like, he was.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Excited, did he Did he have a girlfriend at the time.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
He did have a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, oh my god. Well that's why he's your ex.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Tell me about it his new relationship. That's a good point. Yeah, Katie,
you're in Fitchburg looking for your best April Fool's Day prank.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Ever, I was in college and I wanted to play
a prank on my mom. So I was home for
a break and I left a pregnancy test on the counter,
pretending I like kind of forgot that it was there,
saying that I was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
She found it and she flipped out. She was like,
what are you doing in school? What are they like?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
I finally told her it's a joke, and and she
slipped out on me almost just as much when she
that it was a joke, because she I think by
the end of the twenty four hours she started to
get used to the idea and was like, oh, but
it'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
And somebody brought all of a sudden she excited to
be a grandmother April Fools.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I mean the joe kind of turned on me
though a couple months later because I wound up actually
getting pregnant.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
She was hesitant.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
She really didn't know what.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Let me check the date April first.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah, it didn't turn out okay, but at least.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
You warmed up the thoughts of being a graduate exactly.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
It was.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
It was just the three game to it.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I guess if you have an April Fool's joke you
want to share with us D m us anytime at
chis eight. Denise and Nor would you go on redd
it every now and then, right sometimes because yes, I
was laughing at this. There's a list and it's actually
kind of funny because it happens to all of us.
You're in a public bathroom, right and you're sitting there
doing whatever, and somebody knocks in the door, like, oh yeah,

(14:21):
now do you How do you answer them? It's a
it's a thread on redder. What's your what's your answer?
What do you say when somebody comes up in that door,
shakes the handling and you're in there? What do you say?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I would say, like, hold on, I'm in here and
there there, you can be on here? What do you do?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
So many things I want to say. What I want
to say is if the bathroom door is locked and
you have to knock on it, clearly I'm in here.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
A lot of the list on it, but I like that.
Top three things people say ask me so much, just
a minute, just a minute? Yeah I get that, Yeah,
I'm in here. That's good. Or or they just stay
completely silent. Oh my god, that's me.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I usually stay silent because I want to I feel like.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
This, learn there, listen, say just a minute, clear, someone's
in here.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Oh my godness, you're.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Riding any our NonStop free trips to Universal Orlando Resorts.
Kids on the Way, double Play, fly Away, Today's our
days are in a Grande.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
It's Mike IV, Frankie V and Gianna and Early about
an hour or two ago, hooked up Melanie and Norfolk
with that free trip.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
You are kidding me, No, it's not an April Fool's
Day joke.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
You call twenty five pleaza.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
I've had too many April fools right, No.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
No jokes here. You're off to Orlando, five days, four nights,
Universal Orlando Resort Hotel.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Do you know how many times I've tried to call
in for any of your contracts and I've never won.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Well, you won the biggest one, so it's well worth it.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yes, you're also getting a three day, three park ticket
as well as access to Epic Universe, which just opened.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm jealous.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I want to go.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
This is like one of my favorite places on earth.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
This is insane. Usually my daughter's this man or trying
to call, and she's not with me right now, and
she is not gonna believe me.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, tell her you're going to Orlando and we are
head out NonStop trips. Here's a deal, yep. If you
want to go to Orlando like Melanie I gotta do,
make sure you're listening. Tomorrow morning. Billy and Lisa announce
the double play Artist of the Day tomorrow morning at
seven ten. Set your alarm right now. Tomorrow morning at
seven time, they'll give you the Artist of the day
and that place twice in a row. You get the

(16:24):
free trip to Orlando. We are out back at it
again tomorrow and every afternoon two to seven. The v Bros.
And Gianna on Kiswana Wait
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