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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Mike EV, Frankie V and Gianna and this is
niceally going viral right now. So how did Ed Sharon
come up with the title in the name Ozzie zomb
for a song?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
So envisionist?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
He's in a room with his co writer and producer
and they're kind of, you know, throwing beats around. That's
what our artists do, and he's got the guitar in
his hands, and and then he's trying to figure out
what can I do.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
With this song? Here's what he says, and then whatever
the word could be, how would you say, like my
love in Persian? Jesus showing me how to move?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Can? So it was he saying, asiz meant something in
another language? Yes, so it's Persian. And and his producer
he turned and was like, what's like a word in Persian?
You know Persian?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Word that can? We can fit in here?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
And they're like, why not go up with my love?
And all of a sudden, how's that sound, Ozzie?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Then he starts building it in his head to the beat.
It's crazy. We're here to put you in a good mood. Erica,
you're in on Norwood? Are you ever depressed. Yeah, especially
like you know, oh yeah, yeah, there's one something you
need to do. According to our research. This is done
by the Human Behavior Research Publication. They said, if you're
feeling depressed, all you gotta do is get married.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh wow, Giana.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It says unmarried people are about eighty percent more likely
to have symptoms of depression from those that are actually married,
and they say the divorce meanwhile, have almost one hundred
percent higher risk of depression. So find himself a nice
guy or a nice girl, get yourself married, stay together
for a long time, fight through anything that might happen
in that relationship, don't get divorced, and you'll have no stress.
We're gonna we're gonna be the least trust out shoever.
(01:35):
Me and Frankie just got married. Geannag just moved in
with their boyfriend. Yes this wee did you guys?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
That be the plan.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
To truth and a lie on Kiswana.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Wait, it's Mike E V, Frankie V and Gianna Laura's
in nor What are you ready to play?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I am here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
We all give you a fact or a lie.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You know how it works. You have to guess who
is lying. It's Mike EV, the younger brother. I will
go first Mother's Day obviously this weekend in her minds
you Well, last year I wasn't the best son, and
I booked a trip to Florida months in advance, not
realizing it was Mother's Day weekend. Nevertheless, I miss Mother's
Day for legendary Mommy V. And let's just say she
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was not so happy with me on weekend. Younger brother
right there, it's the older brother, Frankie V. So I'll
admit it. I get my eyebrows wax if I didn't
have two big caterpillars on my face, okay, And yesterday,
as I was getting my eyebrows wax, I'm in that
small little room with the esthetician and she's going to
rip off that wax. And as she ripped it, she
actually tootored in the little room. It was the most
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awkwardest thing ever. Door was shut and everything. I had
to hold my breath for the next fifteen minutes till
these things are cleaned up. Oh boy, oh god? Do
we continue her two truercent a lie on a gianna.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Well, I believe in ghosts and spirits and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And when I was younger.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
My mom actually had a horrific experience with a Ouiji
board where one of the things went flying across the room.
And I'm still traumatized and I will never ever ever
use one ever.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Give chills and a lie, tough one.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Who do you think is lying?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think mikey V is lying. An aesthetition is human.
They are allowed. The weezyboard story is too insane to
make up. I think the lie is the Mother's Day
because no one could be that bad of a side.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You really use your context clues there, and you got
it correct. You all know me and Frankie both are
mama boys, Yes, so we would not miss some Mother's
Day to the legendary Mommy be congrats and thank you
for playing kiss.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Thank you guys for having me Shanna. Have you heard
of the new Oreo cookie flavor.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's a much hyped limited edition Oriole flavor. Finally think
sources called the chocolate covered pretzel Oreos. People have tasted
them said they have the perfect combination of pretzel and
chocolate without being too salty.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh that sounds so good.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I love that vision of chocolate.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Was it a chocolate cover pretzel orio Oo cookie currio
never misses. I've never had an oreo that I didn't like.
The last they had, like the post Malone ones. Those
were like caramel. They are so good.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
They have the big stuff ones. It's just those big,
huge ones with all that shit. So this summer won't
be our summer to being six packs. It is time
for are you Smarter than a V Bro? On Kiss eight?
It's Mikey V alongside my big bro Frankie V and
the host and inventor of this game, Gianna.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Denise is an andover? Which brother would you like to
play against?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Mike e V or.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Frank e V?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, play against Mikey V.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Joe not see.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The first person to answer two questions right and get
two points will be the winner. First question going to you, Denise,
You're ready?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'm ready, Denise.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Which Jonas brother did Miley Cyrus date back in the day?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Whoa Nick?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It was Nick Jonas?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Correct?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What far for you? How far back in the day
was that?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I remember that I was little. That was back when
like J fourteen magazines existed. Wow, yeah, magazine, that's how
you knew? Over you Mikey V. Micy What is an
ag lit?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
An ag lit alt.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Age a g L E t aglet.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's a it's like a big document of everybody's age,
so you know how old everybody is your ag lit.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
That would be a great guess. But that's in correct, Denise.
Would you like to steal that for the wind?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I would.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
So Here's what I think an ag lit is. Is
that plastic thing that's around your shoelace that everybody has
on their Shoesnise.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Is that correct?
Speaker 4 (05:52):
You would be correct?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Hold on how a randomly guessed or no? That you're right?
I'm smart.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
She is smarter than bro.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You protractive, she has Google pulled out, could have been
a baby pig.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Definitely not the thing around my shoelace, but.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Everybody, I guess I'm not a part of everybody. So
what state in the country is the best state to
live in? Mikey v Frankie v Angianna, We actually have
that answer right now for your devs in Carlisle. And
he guesses as of what number one is Massachusetts? Massachusetts?
Great guess it is in the top ten. Massachusetts came
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in at number nine. Now, let me tell you this
is based on education, healthcare, infrastructure, the economy. Give us
like a general area northeast, north south, not in herself, but.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
We're going north south.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, let's just go number three. It's Idaho, the state
of Idaho. A lot of people love going to Idaho.
I think it's a nice state. From what I've heard Boyds,
he seems like it's the cool area. It's number three
in the list.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Potatoes. That's all I think about, is potatoes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Number two on the list of the best states in
America based on the US News and World Report, is
right up the street in New Hampshire. New Hampshire came
in a number two. I was gonna guess the Hampshire
actually because they have that They have that liquor store
where there's no taxes right over the border. Whenever I
go into Hampshire, I know exactly right off the highway.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Liquor story.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
That gave them some points and the number one best
state in America for twenty twenty five. Just scream out
your favorite state that you would think it would be.
Ready to go North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No, you're all in correct. It's actually the wonderful state
of Utah.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Utah is the number one state in America based on education, healthcare, infrastructure,
economy in regards to the US News and World Reports.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Uh, you know, I guess everybody loves a Mormon.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
They have their own TV show. Nowadays you have.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I feel like it's a weekly in studio or like,
why do we need car insurance? You never get a
car accident? Yeah, right, Rebecca's in Medford. You ever been
in a car accident before?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I have and it wasn't my fault. Oh, guy drunk
on the highway.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mean that's your fault. Ye. But here's then, here's what
the bumper off of my car? Wow? And here's that.
That's the reason why we have card shurts. Check this out.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
On average, people have collision claims approximately once every seventeen
point nine years. Mathematically speaking, if you start driving around sixteen,
you'll probably have your first car accident around the age
of thirty four. No, my total dad's car. At sixteen,
I got my license and I totaled the car.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, at sixteen, literally insane.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I was driving high school the home down the street.
So things haven't changed.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
During your typical driving lifetime, you're expected to get into
about three to four total accidents.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So to answer your question, why do you have car insurance?
That's why I feel like we need to change the
age for a license.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Sixteen seems very young looking back on it, I don't
trust anybody at the age of sixteen.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I've gotten there at twenty two, so maybe they should
raise it to thirty fars oh five.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And then when you get older, you have to do
another round of what is it called our school school
driving school driver.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Then it sounds like we're all ubering the dm we
got said, I just found out my fiance hooked up
with one of my friends.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Group chat kis wanawait. It's Mike EV, Frankie V and Gianna.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
As always you dm us at v Bros on air
and Instagram, and then we try to work through it
in studio with you.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
We don't give the best advice, so we do turn
to the city.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We promised you if you joined the show, we'd keep
you anonymous over there, and Maul didn't talk to us.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What's going on.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
One of my friends shut me down and explains to
me that she and my fiance before he was my boyfriend,
slept together. Oh, one time they slept together. We're getting
married in two weeks. The wedding is in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
When did she tell you this? When did she tell
you this?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
She just told me this. She told me yesterday. She said,
told me that she and my she and my fiance
had had text before. Why is she telling me this?
Why is is he not telling me that?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Well, I want to know. Hold on, so Aus, we've
been dating for a while. Has happened before you were dating?
Has there been moments over the years that you guys
have all been hanging out together?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah? No, all the time.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
We are in a friends group. We go bars together,
we go we have the we do the brunch thing together,
we do all kinds of things together. We're all hanging
out together in a group, and neither one of them
ever thinks to mention that, oh, once we slept.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Together until until two weeks before the wedding.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Again, I get that the timing's bad, but everybody has
some sort of history, right, as much as we wish that,
you know, our significant other was never hooking up to
anybody else before it happens, and it just happened to
be with one of your friends. I mean, everybody's got
a history. Would this ever make you call off the wedding?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
I would Could you know what if he didn't tell
me about this one? Who's to say that he's not
telling me about others before.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Before we make that decision. Hold on two minutes. We're
gonna get you advice right now. Okay, okay, Jennifer, you're
in Weymouth.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Get him, lose him. He's a liar. He's keeping secrets
like this.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No way, but before the wedding, this far in two
weeks from the wedding and something that happened before you
guys were even dating, you think it is worth breaking
up over?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Na?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You should?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Your partner tells you everything, you talk about, everything you've
You've aired out your laundry already. You're committing your life
to this person. You better know everything if they've ever
done with a person.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Thank you for joining group chat now, Debbie, you're on
line four. What are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
It wouldn't matter in five years?
Speaker 5 (11:24):
So so hard?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Do not get with it for a wedding because of this?
I would definitely cut that friend off. By friend off,
I'll a cut all time with the friends. But I'm
keeping money. And like, if you're in love and y'all
about the have a wedding in two weeks, it's not
gonna matter in five years from now. Yes, I would
super thought that he did not tell you, but it
cut her off and keep the guy be mad.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
At him, get them Wait, can this friend still go
to the wedding?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
No, cut it off?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I agree with that, honestly.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Thank you for joining group chat. We appreciate you calling in, Melanie.
You're in Leminster.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Well, my husband, before we were even dating, I slept
with my best friend and he was actually in our wedding.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh, I got so a lot of questions. Did your
man tell you about this before?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Yes? I knew about it.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
But how would you have felt if your friend was
in the wedding and she said to you two weeks
before like this girl, Hey, just letting you know I
slept with your fiance.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I mean, I would be irritated, but personally for me,
it would not be like a fall off.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Letty. So there's something super contagious in your office. Emily
isn't acting any guesses as to what it is getting sick.
It is not getting sick, and it's not getting sick.
So according to the study, pregnancy is contagious study was done,
so they say pregnancy timing actually happens more when people
(12:48):
start talking about it. So one person gets pregnant and
it starts to spread throughout the workplace. And after one
colleague has a baby, then they're talking about it. All
of a sudden, somebody's else like, oh, my colleague has
a baby. I want to have a baby.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
It's a contagius like disease.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Well, you don't get it's getting pregnant.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I'm immune.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I have immunity.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
I never once said I want a baby.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
My wife is pregnant, Johny, you never know. Starting to
stay away from me.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Six, I'm good spreading positive vibes. Aaron is riding home
in Sudbury. Why are you smiling?
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Because my cat is happy. My cat has been following
me around all day, wants to sit with me and
spend time with me, And I find that fascinating.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
My cats are very friendly to I have two cats,
and like when I get home, he like paused me
in the head. And I always thought growing up cats
like scurried away. Know, these guys want my attention. That's
because you give them. That's nice.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
You have a very needy cat.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
That's very good.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Celtics playing tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
They're home throughout the garden they need to win after
the last game and their good luck charmers halfway out
the door.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Here kiss, I'm going to the game tonight, and I'm
extra excited humble brag because my sisters Lilian and Marcella
are dancing for a little funk.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Who's your luck charm? You are the sisters? Ooh?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Well, I was at game five last week, so they
weren't there, so I think I am looking at.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
My sisters are a battle pressure on a lot of
pressure at the wedding. Okay, I gotta go. The game
is literally starting alright. Go Celtics, knife are ahead of
the garden. Enjoy the game.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
If you're watching home, enjoyed as well. We back at
it again tomorrow and every afternoon two to seven. Mike
E V, Frankie V and Gianna on Kiswanaway.