Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast

Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati.

Episodes

June 12, 2025 110 mins

Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Better Than Ezra - (Untitled) 


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Bill rambles with the lovely Nia about ol' Billy birthday, current events, and keeping calm.


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Bill rambles about hockey, heroine on the streets, and his grandmother.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 
(34:02) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-5-17 - Bill rambles about 
Clusterfest,  pile on teams, and medical students.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell 


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Bill rambles about completing a model car, the Mexican tooth-fairy, and sailing.


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Bill rambles about visiting Boston, silencers, and alligator meat.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-29-17 - Bill rambles about 
grilling, cultural appropriation, and driving and ambulance.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Bob Dylan - Highway 61

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Bill rambles about New York borough pride, unfit men in belly shirts, and a woman sets a man on fire.


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Bill rambles about NBA playoffs, detaining drunks, and ice baths.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:15) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-22-17 - Bill rambles about Saskatchewan, New York City, and the Celtics vs the Cavs.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Soundgarden - Pretty Noose


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Bill rambles about Knicks fans, advertising companies, and A.I. stealing jobs.


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Bill rambles about leg day at gay gyms, NBA Playoffs, and drumming.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:34) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-15-17 - Bill rambles about hamburger, charities and the Stanley Cup Shot Glass.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Incubus - Are You In


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Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four.


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Bill rambles about going to the bookstore, luxury item scams, and electric bikes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(33:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-8-17 - Bill rambles about Quiet Riot, Delta Airlines and being someone's fetish.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Herbie Hancock - Gentle Thoughts


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Bill rambles about cosmetic dentistry scams, blood money, and blackout preparedness.


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Bill rambles about learning a Windsor knot, phone functions, and 'The View' gripes.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(52:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-1-17 - Bill rambles about the MMP 10 year anniversary, porno sausage and Washington DC.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Santana - Samba Pa Ti


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Bill rambles about getting recognized, hecklers, and tall people.


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Bill rambles about New York, MotoGP, and crooked nipples.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(32:39) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-24-17 - Bill rambles about polka dotted socks, wearing gloves and Captain America.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Mitch Murder - Telefuture Theme


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Bill rambles about Easter, fruit, and the Book of Job.


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Bill rambles about gifting horses, normal work hours, and smart kids.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:32) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-17-17 - Bill rambles about updating his phone, shitting yourself, and making dumplings.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude:  Night Moves - Hold On To Tonight


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Bill rambles about seeing Barry Manilow on mushrooms, The Masters, and titty bar food.


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Bill rambles with Dean Delray about his new special '5836', Turkish hair transplants, and dressing cool at any age.

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(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(38:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-10-17 - Bill rambles about steroid mist, Mexican food, and red flags.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Van Halen - Amsterdam




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Bill rambles about being a man about town, strip clubs, and wallet protests.


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