April 21, 2025 • 37 mins
Should Trump ignore the supreme court? Where we are in the country. Trying to avoid political violence. Failure of your institutions. They allowed the barbarians in. Biden admin went insane for four years. You will not have a country if they can import 20 million barbarians, and you can’t remove them. If the American people don’t get what they voted for they will call for a radical change.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. It
is going to be a wonderful, a fantastic Monday. Put
a smile on your face. We're gonna talk about ignoring
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the Supreme Court here in just a moment. I'll get
to that. We're gonna talk about the anatomy of a
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hag Seth. Oh. Yeah, there is that whole memo, that
NIH memo about well COVID it's origins. Fauci's still out there,
Rafael WARNOCKXA Crook, all kinds of emails, Medal of Honor
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Monday coming up an hour from now. So there's just
too much to get to tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. I want to get to this right
off the bat though. It's time for Donald Trump to
ignore the United States Supreme Court period, end of story.
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And well, I got all kinds of emails like this one. Huh,
how shocking to find that you're advocating abandoning the US
Constitution while calling yourself a supporter of democracy. And I've
done all kinds of stuff and death threats and now
all kinds of stuff. So let me double and triple
down on everything right here, as long as I have
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everyone's attention, and I need to explain exactly who I'm
going to argue with or lay everything out for. Because
when I talk about ignoring the United States Supreme Court,
I'll give you all the details in a moment and
the build up. But when I talk about ignoring the
Supreme Court in order to deport the barbarians, there are
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two different groups who get angry about that. One I
don't care about. The other one is the one I
will try to explain something to now. First, the first group,
the one I don't care about at all. All the
death threats are all from or mostly from these people,
the America hating communists. They they don't care about the
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Supreme Court or the Constitution or the law or any
of these other things at all. They believe in the
mass importation of barbarians in order to bring about the
destruction of America, and they will justify anything to bring
that about. So, because that's their goal, we are enemies.
We are mortal enemies. We will always be mortal enemies.
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If that's what you want the mass importation of foreigners.
You and I are enemies and we always will be,
so I'm not worried about explaining anything to them. Set
that group aside. This is not an explanation for the
America hating communists. This is an explanation for the people
on the right who disagree with what I'm saying and
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disagree with my methods. So allow me to explain a
bunch of different things as I lay it all out
for you here. First, I live in fear of a
civil war. I do, even if it's not a full
blown North versus South type civil war. I live in
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fear of political violence. I'm talking about sustained, ongoing political violence,
not just a new communist a month shoots a couple people.
We've already reached that point in the country. I am
concerned about the country breaking up violently, people killing each
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other internally. That to me is like the worst thing
in the world. And you know, I'm no historian, I'm
no expert, but you know I know a little bit
about history. Those are always the saddest stories to me.
It's not the wars, the battles we marched off to
foreign lands, they invaded it's not that the ones that
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are just awful are the ones where countrymen are fighting
each other. I am terrified, and I stand completely against
political violence. I don't want anyone to get hurt, not
on the left, not on the right. That is where
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I'm coming from. I'm coming from that place and the
place of I want the United States of America to
remain free, prosperous, and wonderful for generations of Kelly's I
will never meet, not just my sons or their sons
or daughters or whoever comes after them, five generations from
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of Kelly's from now, people who will never know I existed, right,
I want them to enjoy a wonderful country. So that's
where I'm coming from. No political violence, the continued excellence
of America. That's where I'm coming from. Now, Because that's
where I'm coming from, I have to analyze where we
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are as a country, not where I want us to be,
not where you want us to be. Let's say it.
We're not going to do childlike naivete here. Let's talk
about where we actually are. Where we actually are is this.
There are two major political parties in the United States
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of America, Democrats and Republicans. We are unlike many countries
around the world who have bunches of parties, we have
two here, two that are going to hold any significant
levels of power, Democrats and Republicans. And because that's our situation,
our situation is dire because one of those two political
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parties has decided that the mass impact rotation of foreigners
is central to their plans. Now, now we could sit
here and analyze the different factions and the reasons behind that.
Inside the Democrat Party. We won't, but we could. Are
there a bunch of Democrats at the top who just
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want to burn the country down? Yep, that's a portion.
Are there a bunch of them for whom it's just
about power, getting more votes in the census, getting more
of this, Yes, there's a bunch of those. Are there Democrats?
Are there registered Democrats in the United States of America
who genuinely believe it's the good person, the upstanding person,
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it's the upstanding thing to do to bring in people
from these poor countries. So they Yes, of course there
are some Democrats like that, but you know, the reasons
don't really matter at all. The result is an unbelievable
increase in the cost of your living. Housing is through
the roof because of illegals, healthcare through the roof because
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of illegal The quality of schooling in this country down
because of illegals. You could go industry after industry, part
of your life after part of your life. Nations don't
massively import foreigners without consequences. There are bad consequences for
the citizens. It works out well for the elites all
the time, but for the citizens themselves it works terribly.
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And I didn't even bring up the crime, the drugs,
the murder, the rape, the robbery, as the mass importation
of other cultures, oftentimes garbage cultures comes into your community.
The mass importation of foreigners is maybe the central plank
of the modern day Democrat party. And the reasons, the
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individual reasons that may vary, really are not important at all.
We cannot stay a country if Democrats are allowed to
have their way. They have embarked in a now three
week I believe it's three week long camp pain now
to bring back into the United States of America. A
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man with MS thirteen tattooed on his knuckles who was
sent to El Salvador, and not a single elected Democrat
in the United States You're welcome to point me out,
pointed out if I'm wrong, I'll tell you any emails.
But to my knowledge, not a single elected Democrat in
the United States of America has spoken out against returning
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an MS thirteen gang member to the country. Has anybody
said anything, I haven't seen it. That is what the
Democrat Party stands for. Now, Okay, so now we have
to talk about power, the Constitution, the Supreme Court in rules.
You see what I just laid out. As far as
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Democrat plans go, that's insane. Don't allow the insanity of
the modern Democrat Party to shift the Overton window in
your mind to wear you down into believing that any
part of what I just said is sane at all.
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You can drop all the labels left right, liberal, Democrat, Republican,
drop all the labels, and you could get in a
time machine and go to any point in human history,
walk up to a citizen of any country and tell them, Hey,
there's this country and one of the two major political
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parties believes in bringing in as many foreigners as possible
and keeping them here. What do you think about that?
And every person you talk to throughout history would be all, well,
that's insane who would do that. That's an insane place
to be. But that is where we are. And the
problem we have right now is there are supposed to
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be safeguards as a country to stop any political party
that turns that evil from doing all the evil things
it wants to do. And I'm not only talking about
the court system. You should have a media that destroyed
Democrats for that. A court system, yes, that plays a
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part in it. Are various institutions. They should have stepped
up and stopped Democrats from doing what they did for
four years. Instead they encouraged it. That brings us to
where we are, and we'll talk about that more in
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Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. We'll get the
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We have to talk about right now the failure of
our institutions to protect us and what it means for us,
and the Trump administration ignoring the Supreme Court and other
kinds of things. But I already discussed. I laid out
Democrats want the mass importation of foreigners, and for four
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years they did it, and for four years your institutions
didn't stop them. Remember, a country is protected and held
up by its institutions. The American media. Any countries, media
is a critical institution. The court system is an institution,
the religious systems, institutions, these institutions, education and others. These
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are what your country rests upon. The Biden administration went
insane for four years. Remember remember the Haitians. Maybe you
forgot this news story. Remember one day we woke up
and there were fourteen thousand Haitians on the border. That's
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where we got that fake controversy about the border patrol
guy whipping one of them. He wasn't doing that, but
fourteen thousand of them on the border. Biden administration wakes up,
seize fourteen thousand Haitians on the border. They're concerned about
the optics of it, because they're already starting to get
some grumbling from the American people. They're so concerned about
the optics that they tried everything they could to censor
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media coverage of the Haitians who were parked on our border.
Fourteen thousand of them. That's an army, an army of them. Well,
we woke up I believe it was three days, two
three days. We woke up one morning and poof, they
were gone gone. Did they go back? Well, no, the
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Biden administration was so evil they waited until it got dark,
and they brought all fourteen thousand into your country. For
four years, Democrats violated and ignored every law, every norm,
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every rule, and brought in twenty million people in four years,
completely unlawful. And during that time, do you know how
many times the courts stopped them? None? Never, Oh they'd
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try a little injunction here or there, but nothing. The
Biden administration just kept marching, kept flying them in with
your money, busting them in, flying them in thousands upon thousands,
turning into tens of thousands, turning in hundreds of thousands,
turning into millions a year. As fast as they could
bring them into your country, they brought them into your country.
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And then they brought them right into your community. And
they put them in your kids' schools. And now your child,
instead of sitting next to Bobby and Sarah six, sits
next to click click and boot boop. And that's why
they're pooping on the sidewalk out in front of the school,
and crime is shot through the roof in your tiny
town of five thousand people. Democrats did it to you
on purpose, and no court stopped them. The Supreme Court
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didn't stop them, and now now the Trump administration wants
them out, and the Supreme Court stepped in because the
Trump administration brought an old law up, the Alien Enemies
Act of the seventeen hundreds, basically eighteen hundred U. Seventeen
ninety eight, and they said, we're going to use this
as justification not to even deport all twenty million. We're
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going to grab the Venezuelan prison game name prison gang
named trend de Arragua, and we're going to throw them
onto planes and get them out of our country because
they're foreigners, they're violent, they're a danger, they're terrorists, and
we're removing them. And the United States Supreme Court stepped
in with a temporary I will acknowledge a temporary stop
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on that, saying, well, who bo bo bo, You can't
deport them quite so fast. Hold on, we need to
wait for a lower court to rule. Just wait a
little while, wait a while longer, no rush on getting
the barbarians out. And so what I said was, and
allow me to repeat it for anybody who missed it
the first time. Not only should the Supreme Court be
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completely ignored by the Trump administration, anybody officer of the
Court or otherwise who tries to step in should be
arrested and thrown in prison themselves. And if the Supreme
Court wants to push the issue, the Supreme Court should
be dissolved entirely, completely disappear the entire Supreme Court. Why
do I say that because you do not have a
country and cannot and will not have a country if
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they can import twenty million people without the court stopping them,
and the second we try to do so, we are
told there's due process, there's the lower court. You have
to do it the right way. This is a rule,
this is a law. But what about the pave vivet.
I don't care about your legal arguments either, Well, Jesse,
what about the riff of Hey, yes, corporates are I
don't None of your arguments mean anything to me at all.
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Can I deport foreign barbarians as fast as they brought
them in? If the answer to your question, If the
answer to my question by you is no, that I
don't care about anything else you say, I don't care
about your education, I don't care about your justification. I
don't care about your constitution, I don't care about the rules.
I don't care about what Reagan said or Washington said
or b B. I don't give a crap. If I
am not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast as
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the demons can bring them in, then your argument sucks
and I ignore it completely, and I don't celebrate where
we are. I want to be clear about that. This
is a terrible place to be. I can't believe that
we are here. I can't believe. Look, there's always been
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differences in political parties. I can't believe we've gotten to
the place where half of the parties who run the
United States of a mayor America are nakedly openly trying
to destroy it, and the other party seems to be
so lost to what to do about it. I'll try
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to finish this little rant up in just a moment
before I do that. I had a wonderful easter. I
hope you had a wonderful easter. We had brisket, Fred
had rough greens. We all got to eat well. You see,
it's not just that rough greens actually gives your dog
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the nutrition. Your dog food doesn't give your dog. The
dog loves it. You realize that we've now gotten to
this snobby place with Fred. We ran out. We ran
out of rough greens. It was two days. It was
two days. It wasn't even a big deal. We ran
out of rough greens. Our next bag hadn't gotten to
the house yet, and Fred wouldn't eat. Just decided, where's
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the rough greens on the food. This is what's happened.
But it's going to keep him alive longer. Vitamins and
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Jesse Kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, about a half hour away
from Metal of Honor Monday. That's always a good time.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So ignore the Supreme Court. I realize that's
quite a call, but here's where I am. The history
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of the world says that the will of the people
must be implemented by whatever form of government they have elected,
a king, whatever the will of the people, at some
point must be implemented or the people themselves will switch
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out their government. They will switch it out, they will
make big changes, you will have big problems. I could
go through, look endless examples. It's virtually every society ever
when the elected leaders or monarchs just completely disregard the people,
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it ends badly. Donald Trump was elected in large part
to address the illegal immigrants that Joe Biden brought into
the country. The American people have never been this pro
deportation ever, and Trump's numbers, considering what the stock market
did again today, are unbelievably high. And when you dig
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into the numbers, you find out it's because of deportation.
This is what the American people want. If the Donald
Trump administration is not allowed by our institutions to deport
the people the bar the demons brought into the country,
then the American people will decide to make changes and
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they'll decide they want a dictator. And I do not
want a dictator. I know you may whenever I say that,
I get all kinds of people who email it and say, Jesse,
I'm ready for one. Now. I'm not yelling at you.
I get where you're coming from, but you're actually making
my point for me. People are starting to hunger for one.
If your constitutional Republic, your House, your Senate, your presidency
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will not implement your will or cannot implement your will
because the Institute usis have been corrupted and stop them
from implementing your will, then you will seek out whatever
form of government will implement your will. Your will. The
American people do not want their communities overrun by foreign barbarians.
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The Democrat Party does, the court system does. The Republican
parties two weak to stop it. If Donald Trump in
his four years is not allowed to deport the people
the Democrats brought into this country, the right will choose
a dictator. And I don't mean somewhere far in the future,
very very shortly in my lifetime unless I die tonight.
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The right will in fact demand a dictator. You think
I'm radical for saying that Trump administration should ignore the
Supreme Court. I am here to once again warn all
of you. I am the moderate solution. I am the
one attempting to keep this ship together, because if we
are not allowed to deport the barbarians, then someone will
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come along who will do drastic things. And I don't
want to live in a dictatorship. And it will not
be the left who chooses one. The right will choose one.
I said it last time. Let's just take Donald Trump
out of it, because he's so popular. He kind of
blows up all the narratives. Just act like Donald Trump
is he retires, he's gone. We'll make it about the
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next election cycle. Trump is retired, he's gone. And I
know JD. Vance is popular. Right now, let's say jd
retires too, he's done, he's walking away from politics. So
we have this big, meaningless field, all these different people,
these names and things like that. Let's say opening day,
opening day of the Republican primary for twenty twenty eight,
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after Donald Trump is kept from deporting people for four years,
Opening day of the primary, the candidates all come out,
and one candidate steps up and says, I'll tell you this,
I don't care what the law says. I don't care
what the constitution says. I'm going to arrest anybody in
the Supreme Court who tries to stop me from deporting foreigners,
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and anyone in the media who tries to stop me,
I'll arrest them too. In fact, I'll put them on
the same deportation flight. Would you vote for that person?
What do you think? I'm asking what do you think
the poll numbers would be for that person if he
stepped up and said that today? Now, what I just
said is not constitutional, it's not lawful. It's what a
complete dictator would do. And I bet you money you
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sat there and nodded your head and cheered when I
just said it. This is this is about saving a country.
Do you know that Barack Obama? I think it was
three million. I believe Barack Obama deported three million people
in his four years. As of right now, Donald Trump
is not on pace to deport as many people as
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Barack Obama did. Democrats brought in twenty million. The system
looks like it will allow Trump to deport about two,
maybe three, and then we're done. You see, if I
am in charge of all Chris said five million for Obama.
Oh yeah, we won't touch that. If you decide you're
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going to play a game of Monopoly against your mortal enemy,
I don't care who it is. Maybe it's your brother,
your neighbors, someone you hate. Just a one on one game.
And I I'm the administrator of the rules, and you
know the rules of monopoly. I have the dice. There's
just one set of dice. You don't get to choose
your chance cards and things like that. And every single
time you roll, you pull out your own dice to
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roll the number you want. When you pull a chance
card you don't like, you just put it back and
grab the other one and I let it go every time. No, no, no,
you're good to go. Now take another five hundred from
the bank. That's fine. No, do what you want. I'm
not going to step in and stop you. And then
it's your turn. And when you go, you try to
grab your own dice, and I say, well, woy woy
woy woy oh, play by the rules. Hold on? Here
is that who you are? You want to be a cheater? Why?
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Wow woa use the normal dice. No, you don't get
to switch out your chance card. Hold on, don't you
want to be a good person? Play by the rules.
Be a good person. No, you don't get to do No,
you can't break that rule. Follow the rules. Who's going
to win that game of monopoly? It's already been decided.
I don't celebrate telling the Donald Trump administration to ignore
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the Supreme Court. I think it's awful. I think it's
awful where we are. But I also do not acknowledge
the legitimacy of any person or entity, anyone. Maybe it's you,
maybe it's a court, maybe it's a judge, maybe it's
a politician. I do not acknowledge the legitimacy of anyone
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or anything that tells me I am not allowed to
mass deport the foreigners democrats brought into my country. The
second you say that to me, I stop caring about
your credentials or your role or whatever. And I don't
care if it's the United States Supreme Court. I don't
care if it's nine judges in robes with all the
Harvard Law degrees and all of this or that, and
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that means absolutely nothing to me whatsoever. If you can
look me in the eye and tell me that I
am not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast as
you bring in foreign barbarians. Then you're not legitimate to
me at all. It's applicable to the Supreme Court in
all of them. We cannot we can't survive this. We can't.
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These people cannot be the only ones who get to
choose the immigration system of the country.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But here's the reality. As far as I'm concerned, he's
a lot less criminal than the person that's sitting in
the White House because last time I checked, he doesn't
have any criminal convictions. I don't even think he has
any outstanding cases versus the guy that still had cases
pending when he was sworn in on January twentieth and
also has thirty four felony convictions. So listen, I don't
want to hear anything from the Republican Party about how
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they trying to keep us safe when their fearless leader
is actually the biggest criminal thus far that we have seen,
because I haven't seen anybody with a rap sheet that
looks like the presidents.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Nobody stopped Democrats for four years. They actually used a
refugee program to bring in hundreds of thousands of people
from Venezuela, and they did it was completely illegal. Nobody
stopped them. The Trump administration is now trying to get
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rid of them after democrats violated the law and the
court stepped in and said, no, you can't. It's time
to do crazy things, things that seem crazy, not because
we're crazy or violent or against the rule of law.
It's because it's the only way we can have a
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rule of law. I'm moving off of this for now.
Let's talk about something we'll do. Let's do a couple
of emails before we get to the hegset thing. Hang on,
he doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful,
terrific Monday, thrilled, abstantly throat. I hope you had a
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wonderful resurrection day, a wonderful Easter. I know we certainly
did in the Kelly Household. Hey, Chris, how was your Easter?
Sorry that wasn't even right anyway. One last word here.
New Mexico Democrat judge resigns after ice arrests alleged trenday
Aragua gang member in his home. Judge Joel Kano Kano,
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a former police officer, allowed or Taga Lopez to file
a request for immigration relief using the judge's residential address.
Court exhibits also posted social media posts of the foreign
national posing with the judge. This is the level of
commitment to illegal immigration from one of the two major
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political parties. There's just not a great way out of
where we are. You tell me we can't set aside.
Is we can't set aside that it's all been set aside?
Don't send me your lame emails. They sound it sounds
like a child, But Jesse, we can't we have a
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constitutional republic? Really do we do? We have one of those?
The Biden administration took your money and created an app
for your phone so foreigners can schedule their their their
invasion of the country. Do we have a constitutional republic?
Is that what we have? I'm not sure we have
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one of those anymore. Hey, Jesse, I have high school
boys in track as well. Just some emails here. I
was at the meet this week and I wanted to
support the school of the concession stand. A slice of
pizza was six dollars. I know Chris is fainting right now,
regular Pepperoni. That's if a normal eight slice pizza they're
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valueing at forty eight dollars. I couldn't buy one out
of principle. Now here's what I'll say about that, because
they look, they do this stuff at my kids' school too.
They do these things where they overcharge crazily for little
items like that to fun things at the school, and
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in general, I try to not do that because that's
such a violation of money, like it's such a gross overspend.
But sometimes I do. However, I will say, we went
to a swim tournament for my youngest not long ago,
and you know what they had there, the little mini
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round red barren pizzas you buy in the gas station
in the freezer section, the one in the little you
know what I'm talking about, Chris, or you know what
I'm talking about? Those are underrated? What Chris? You can
microwave those. Those things are delicious, absolutely delicious. You can
knock out two or three those and they're not that
much money. They're really not Chris, think think it was
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two for three bucks last time I looked? What what?
What about the swim meet? Oh? That was getting back
to that. At the swim meet, they had a concession
stand and it was the standard stuff, chips and things
like that, but they had those little red bear and pizzas. Now,
if memory serves me, there were four bucks apiece, which
is obviously too much. I paid it, right, I paid it.
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You don't shake your head at meat, Chris, until you've
sat in a swim meet for six hours a day,
don't shake your head at meat. You get hungry, you
have needs. Oh Chris, Yeah, did you think did you
think the sporting events your little girl's going to take
you to did you think they were going to be
like an hour? Buddy? Let me give you a little
helpful piece of advice. Okay, I don't know whether or
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not you're a runner. Get your daughter into cross country
cross country. I'll explain why. You see my oldest son,
he does track and he does cross country. My youngest
does swimming. If your kid does swimming, baseball, wrestlings, like this,
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things like that. It's entire Saturdays, six seven hours like
a track meet for my oldest five six hours at
least you show up. There's five six schools, there's different events.
Your kid doesn't even race for two hours at a time.
He'll do a race, he has to sit it down.
Same thing at swim meets, same thing, baseball game. You'll
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go to a double header, triple header. You're at the field.
I've done all that too. They used to play that too.
Soccer works the exact same way. But then God created
this wonderful sport for parents like me called cross country
and your kid. Obviously, it's running. It's a great sport,
but you're running outside two or three miles. The high
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schoolers run three miles roughly around here. Whoa, there's only
a couple of races, boys and girls. And then they
put it up a little bit by age. You show
up at cross country, thirty minutes later, you leave. You
show up well, Chris, youre you. How long's it take
him to run three miles? You have to have him
there ahead of time. He shows up, he warms up
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with the team. You roll in fifteen minutes before the
race starts. Park, walk up to the race pal, the
starting gun goes off, He runs three miles. When he's done,
he's done. You're in the car. You're headed home. Whatever
you do, don't let your kid play any sport they want.
Make them get into cross country, even if they hate running.
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It's not about them. It's about you. It's about you.
And don't ever believe any parent who tells you. Ah,
those are some of our fondest memories. All that's the worst.
The apps. Oh, when your kid's actually out there doing something,
it's nice, but I don't care about the other kids.
Two three hours long as horrible. What Chris? What about
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Little League? Yeah? Do you think that it's like a
Houston Astros game? Chris? Literally? Do you think? Now? I'm
seriously asking, do you think you're gonna see these kids
hit bombs or something like that? Buddy? Do you think
do you think your daughter is going to be doing
something cool like sliding head first in a second base
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or something like that. No, Chris, you know what I
used to do during Little league games. My father used
to sit in the stands and just want to just
come out and murder me because he was, you know,
the athlete who wanted you to do really well. I
would sit in the right field and I would make
pretend that I had a gun and I would shoot
down planes. My parents still laugh about it to this day.
I was always in the right field because I sucked
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so bad and I was in right field and I
would be out. I'd be making the noises too. I
don't remember this, but from my smallest days. I wasn't
even watching the batter I didn't even care about the batter.
I was going doing like the fake guns thing, and
this guy's shooting down planes, or I'd be daydreaming, or
I just sit down and pick weeds. And then when
they actually hit the ball to your kid, he never
catches it. He never ever catches it. The ball will land,
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will float back to the fence. Finally, though, eventually stop
the game after four innings because there's one kid from
Cuba who lied on his birth certificate and he's thirty
five years old with a goatee. He's throwing sixty five
miles an hour and hitting bombs and it's seventeen and
nothing in the fourth inning. And oh, Chris, this is
just the first game. This is the first game. There
are three games that day. There are three games. Hey,
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oh yeah, it's the worst thing in the world, the
worst thing in the world. Anyway, let's do Medal of
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You'll be able to keep your cell phone, keep your
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the Supreme Court here in just a moment. I'll get
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Monday coming up an hour from now. So there's just
too much to get to tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. I want to get to this right
off the bat though. It's time for Donald Trump to
ignore the United States Supreme Court period, end of story.
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And well, I got all kinds of emails like this one. Huh,
how shocking to find that you're advocating abandoning the US
Constitution while calling yourself a supporter of democracy. And I've
done all kinds of stuff and death threats and now
all kinds of stuff. So let me double and triple
down on everything right here, as long as I have
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everyone's attention, and I need to explain exactly who I'm
going to argue with or lay everything out for. Because
when I talk about ignoring the United States Supreme Court,
I'll give you all the details in a moment and
the build up. But when I talk about ignoring the
Supreme Court in order to deport the barbarians, there are
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two different groups who get angry about that. One I
don't care about. The other one is the one I
will try to explain something to now. First, the first group,
the one I don't care about at all. All the
death threats are all from or mostly from these people,
the America hating communists. They they don't care about the
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Supreme Court or the Constitution or the law or any
of these other things at all. They believe in the
mass importation of barbarians in order to bring about the
destruction of America, and they will justify anything to bring
that about. So, because that's their goal, we are enemies.
We are mortal enemies. We will always be mortal enemies.
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If that's what you want the mass importation of foreigners.
You and I are enemies and we always will be,
so I'm not worried about explaining anything to them. Set
that group aside. This is not an explanation for the
America hating communists. This is an explanation for the people
on the right who disagree with what I'm saying and
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disagree with my methods. So allow me to explain a
bunch of different things as I lay it all out
for you here. First, I live in fear of a
civil war. I do, even if it's not a full
blown North versus South type civil war. I live in
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fear of political violence. I'm talking about sustained, ongoing political violence,
not just a new communist a month shoots a couple people.
We've already reached that point in the country. I am
concerned about the country breaking up violently, people killing each
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other internally. That to me is like the worst thing
in the world. And you know, I'm no historian, I'm
no expert, but you know I know a little bit
about history. Those are always the saddest stories to me.
It's not the wars, the battles we marched off to
foreign lands, they invaded it's not that the ones that
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are just awful are the ones where countrymen are fighting
each other. I am terrified, and I stand completely against
political violence. I don't want anyone to get hurt, not
on the left, not on the right. That is where
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I'm coming from. I'm coming from that place and the
place of I want the United States of America to
remain free, prosperous, and wonderful for generations of Kelly's I
will never meet, not just my sons or their sons
or daughters or whoever comes after them, five generations from
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of Kelly's from now, people who will never know I existed, right,
I want them to enjoy a wonderful country. So that's
where I'm coming from. No political violence, the continued excellence
of America. That's where I'm coming from. Now, Because that's
where I'm coming from, I have to analyze where we
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are as a country, not where I want us to be,
not where you want us to be. Let's say it.
We're not going to do childlike naivete here. Let's talk
about where we actually are. Where we actually are is this.
There are two major political parties in the United States
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of America, Democrats and Republicans. We are unlike many countries
around the world who have bunches of parties, we have
two here, two that are going to hold any significant
levels of power, Democrats and Republicans. And because that's our situation,
our situation is dire because one of those two political
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parties has decided that the mass impact rotation of foreigners
is central to their plans. Now, now we could sit
here and analyze the different factions and the reasons behind that.
Inside the Democrat Party. We won't, but we could. Are
there a bunch of Democrats at the top who just
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want to burn the country down? Yep, that's a portion.
Are there a bunch of them for whom it's just
about power, getting more votes in the census, getting more
of this, Yes, there's a bunch of those. Are there Democrats?
Are there registered Democrats in the United States of America
who genuinely believe it's the good person, the upstanding person,
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it's the upstanding thing to do to bring in people
from these poor countries. So they Yes, of course there
are some Democrats like that, but you know, the reasons
don't really matter at all. The result is an unbelievable
increase in the cost of your living. Housing is through
the roof because of illegals, healthcare through the roof because
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of illegal The quality of schooling in this country down
because of illegals. You could go industry after industry, part
of your life after part of your life. Nations don't
massively import foreigners without consequences. There are bad consequences for
the citizens. It works out well for the elites all
the time, but for the citizens themselves it works terribly.
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And I didn't even bring up the crime, the drugs,
the murder, the rape, the robbery, as the mass importation
of other cultures, oftentimes garbage cultures comes into your community.
The mass importation of foreigners is maybe the central plank
of the modern day Democrat party. And the reasons, the
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individual reasons that may vary, really are not important at all.
We cannot stay a country if Democrats are allowed to
have their way. They have embarked in a now three
week I believe it's three week long camp pain now
to bring back into the United States of America. A
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man with MS thirteen tattooed on his knuckles who was
sent to El Salvador, and not a single elected Democrat
in the United States You're welcome to point me out,
pointed out if I'm wrong, I'll tell you any emails.
But to my knowledge, not a single elected Democrat in
the United States of America has spoken out against returning
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an MS thirteen gang member to the country. Has anybody
said anything, I haven't seen it. That is what the
Democrat Party stands for. Now, Okay, so now we have
to talk about power, the Constitution, the Supreme Court in rules.
You see what I just laid out. As far as
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Democrat plans go, that's insane. Don't allow the insanity of
the modern Democrat Party to shift the Overton window in
your mind to wear you down into believing that any
part of what I just said is sane at all.
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You can drop all the labels left right, liberal, Democrat, Republican,
drop all the labels, and you could get in a
time machine and go to any point in human history,
walk up to a citizen of any country and tell them, Hey,
there's this country and one of the two major political
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parties believes in bringing in as many foreigners as possible
and keeping them here. What do you think about that?
And every person you talk to throughout history would be all, well,
that's insane who would do that. That's an insane place
to be. But that is where we are. And the
problem we have right now is there are supposed to
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be safeguards as a country to stop any political party
that turns that evil from doing all the evil things
it wants to do. And I'm not only talking about
the court system. You should have a media that destroyed
Democrats for that. A court system, yes, that plays a
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part in it. Are various institutions. They should have stepped
up and stopped Democrats from doing what they did for
four years. Instead they encouraged it. That brings us to
where we are, and we'll talk about that more in
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Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Monday. We'll get the
Medal of Honor Monday about forty five minutes from now.
We have to talk about right now the failure of
our institutions to protect us and what it means for us,
and the Trump administration ignoring the Supreme Court and other
kinds of things. But I already discussed. I laid out
Democrats want the mass importation of foreigners, and for four
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years they did it, and for four years your institutions
didn't stop them. Remember, a country is protected and held
up by its institutions. The American media. Any countries, media
is a critical institution. The court system is an institution,
the religious systems, institutions, these institutions, education and others. These
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are what your country rests upon. The Biden administration went
insane for four years. Remember remember the Haitians. Maybe you
forgot this news story. Remember one day we woke up
and there were fourteen thousand Haitians on the border. That's
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where we got that fake controversy about the border patrol
guy whipping one of them. He wasn't doing that, but
fourteen thousand of them on the border. Biden administration wakes up,
seize fourteen thousand Haitians on the border. They're concerned about
the optics of it, because they're already starting to get
some grumbling from the American people. They're so concerned about
the optics that they tried everything they could to censor
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media coverage of the Haitians who were parked on our border.
Fourteen thousand of them. That's an army, an army of them. Well,
we woke up I believe it was three days, two
three days. We woke up one morning and poof, they
were gone gone. Did they go back? Well, no, the
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Biden administration was so evil they waited until it got dark,
and they brought all fourteen thousand into your country. For
four years, Democrats violated and ignored every law, every norm,
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every rule, and brought in twenty million people in four years,
completely unlawful. And during that time, do you know how
many times the courts stopped them? None? Never, Oh they'd
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try a little injunction here or there, but nothing. The
Biden administration just kept marching, kept flying them in with
your money, busting them in, flying them in thousands upon thousands,
turning into tens of thousands, turning in hundreds of thousands,
turning into millions a year. As fast as they could
bring them into your country, they brought them into your country.
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And then they brought them right into your community. And
they put them in your kids' schools. And now your child,
instead of sitting next to Bobby and Sarah six, sits
next to click click and boot boop. And that's why
they're pooping on the sidewalk out in front of the school,
and crime is shot through the roof in your tiny
town of five thousand people. Democrats did it to you
on purpose, and no court stopped them. The Supreme Court
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didn't stop them, and now now the Trump administration wants
them out, and the Supreme Court stepped in because the
Trump administration brought an old law up, the Alien Enemies
Act of the seventeen hundreds, basically eighteen hundred U. Seventeen
ninety eight, and they said, we're going to use this
as justification not to even deport all twenty million. We're
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going to grab the Venezuelan prison game name prison gang
named trend de Arragua, and we're going to throw them
onto planes and get them out of our country because
they're foreigners, they're violent, they're a danger, they're terrorists, and
we're removing them. And the United States Supreme Court stepped
in with a temporary I will acknowledge a temporary stop
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on that, saying, well, who bo bo bo, You can't
deport them quite so fast. Hold on, we need to
wait for a lower court to rule. Just wait a
little while, wait a while longer, no rush on getting
the barbarians out. And so what I said was, and
allow me to repeat it for anybody who missed it
the first time. Not only should the Supreme Court be
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completely ignored by the Trump administration, anybody officer of the
Court or otherwise who tries to step in should be
arrested and thrown in prison themselves. And if the Supreme
Court wants to push the issue, the Supreme Court should
be dissolved entirely, completely disappear the entire Supreme Court. Why
do I say that because you do not have a
country and cannot and will not have a country if
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they can import twenty million people without the court stopping them,
and the second we try to do so, we are
told there's due process, there's the lower court. You have
to do it the right way. This is a rule,
this is a law. But what about the pave vivet.
I don't care about your legal arguments either, Well, Jesse,
what about the riff of Hey, yes, corporates are I
don't None of your arguments mean anything to me at all.
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Can I deport foreign barbarians as fast as they brought
them in? If the answer to your question, If the
answer to my question by you is no, that I
don't care about anything else you say, I don't care
about your education, I don't care about your justification. I
don't care about your constitution, I don't care about the rules.
I don't care about what Reagan said or Washington said
or b B. I don't give a crap. If I
am not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast as
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the demons can bring them in, then your argument sucks
and I ignore it completely, and I don't celebrate where
we are. I want to be clear about that. This
is a terrible place to be. I can't believe that
we are here. I can't believe. Look, there's always been
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differences in political parties. I can't believe we've gotten to
the place where half of the parties who run the
United States of a mayor America are nakedly openly trying
to destroy it, and the other party seems to be
so lost to what to do about it. I'll try
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to finish this little rant up in just a moment
before I do that. I had a wonderful easter. I
hope you had a wonderful easter. We had brisket, Fred
had rough greens. We all got to eat well. You see,
it's not just that rough greens actually gives your dog
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the nutrition. Your dog food doesn't give your dog. The
dog loves it. You realize that we've now gotten to
this snobby place with Fred. We ran out. We ran
out of rough greens. It was two days. It was
two days. It wasn't even a big deal. We ran
out of rough greens. Our next bag hadn't gotten to
the house yet, and Fred wouldn't eat. Just decided, where's
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the rough greens on the food. This is what's happened.
But it's going to keep him alive longer. Vitamins and
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on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, about a half hour away
from Metal of Honor Monday. That's always a good time.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So ignore the Supreme Court. I realize that's
quite a call, but here's where I am. The history
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of the world says that the will of the people
must be implemented by whatever form of government they have elected,
a king, whatever the will of the people, at some
point must be implemented or the people themselves will switch
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out their government. They will switch it out, they will
make big changes, you will have big problems. I could
go through, look endless examples. It's virtually every society ever
when the elected leaders or monarchs just completely disregard the people,
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it ends badly. Donald Trump was elected in large part
to address the illegal immigrants that Joe Biden brought into
the country. The American people have never been this pro
deportation ever, and Trump's numbers, considering what the stock market
did again today, are unbelievably high. And when you dig
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into the numbers, you find out it's because of deportation.
This is what the American people want. If the Donald
Trump administration is not allowed by our institutions to deport
the people the bar the demons brought into the country,
then the American people will decide to make changes and
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they'll decide they want a dictator. And I do not
want a dictator. I know you may whenever I say that,
I get all kinds of people who email it and say, Jesse,
I'm ready for one. Now. I'm not yelling at you.
I get where you're coming from, but you're actually making
my point for me. People are starting to hunger for one.
If your constitutional Republic, your House, your Senate, your presidency
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will not implement your will or cannot implement your will
because the Institute usis have been corrupted and stop them
from implementing your will, then you will seek out whatever
form of government will implement your will. Your will. The
American people do not want their communities overrun by foreign barbarians.
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The Democrat Party does, the court system does. The Republican
parties two weak to stop it. If Donald Trump in
his four years is not allowed to deport the people
the Democrats brought into this country, the right will choose
a dictator. And I don't mean somewhere far in the future,
very very shortly in my lifetime unless I die tonight.
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The right will in fact demand a dictator. You think
I'm radical for saying that Trump administration should ignore the
Supreme Court. I am here to once again warn all
of you. I am the moderate solution. I am the
one attempting to keep this ship together, because if we
are not allowed to deport the barbarians, then someone will
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come along who will do drastic things. And I don't
want to live in a dictatorship. And it will not
be the left who chooses one. The right will choose one.
I said it last time. Let's just take Donald Trump
out of it, because he's so popular. He kind of
blows up all the narratives. Just act like Donald Trump
is he retires, he's gone. We'll make it about the
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next election cycle. Trump is retired, he's gone. And I
know JD. Vance is popular. Right now, let's say jd
retires too, he's done, he's walking away from politics. So
we have this big, meaningless field, all these different people,
these names and things like that. Let's say opening day,
opening day of the Republican primary for twenty twenty eight,
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after Donald Trump is kept from deporting people for four years,
Opening day of the primary, the candidates all come out,
and one candidate steps up and says, I'll tell you this,
I don't care what the law says. I don't care
what the constitution says. I'm going to arrest anybody in
the Supreme Court who tries to stop me from deporting foreigners,
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and anyone in the media who tries to stop me,
I'll arrest them too. In fact, I'll put them on
the same deportation flight. Would you vote for that person?
What do you think? I'm asking what do you think
the poll numbers would be for that person if he
stepped up and said that today? Now, what I just
said is not constitutional, it's not lawful. It's what a
complete dictator would do. And I bet you money you
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sat there and nodded your head and cheered when I
just said it. This is this is about saving a country.
Do you know that Barack Obama? I think it was
three million. I believe Barack Obama deported three million people
in his four years. As of right now, Donald Trump
is not on pace to deport as many people as
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Barack Obama did. Democrats brought in twenty million. The system
looks like it will allow Trump to deport about two,
maybe three, and then we're done. You see, if I
am in charge of all Chris said five million for Obama.
Oh yeah, we won't touch that. If you decide you're
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going to play a game of Monopoly against your mortal enemy,
I don't care who it is. Maybe it's your brother,
your neighbors, someone you hate. Just a one on one game.
And I I'm the administrator of the rules, and you
know the rules of monopoly. I have the dice. There's
just one set of dice. You don't get to choose
your chance cards and things like that. And every single
time you roll, you pull out your own dice to
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roll the number you want. When you pull a chance
card you don't like, you just put it back and
grab the other one and I let it go every time. No, no, no,
you're good to go. Now take another five hundred from
the bank. That's fine. No, do what you want. I'm
not going to step in and stop you. And then
it's your turn. And when you go, you try to
grab your own dice, and I say, well, woy woy
woy woy oh, play by the rules. Hold on? Here
is that who you are? You want to be a cheater? Why?
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Wow woa use the normal dice. No, you don't get
to switch out your chance card. Hold on, don't you
want to be a good person? Play by the rules.
Be a good person. No, you don't get to do No,
you can't break that rule. Follow the rules. Who's going
to win that game of monopoly? It's already been decided.
I don't celebrate telling the Donald Trump administration to ignore
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the Supreme Court. I think it's awful. I think it's
awful where we are. But I also do not acknowledge
the legitimacy of any person or entity, anyone. Maybe it's you,
maybe it's a court, maybe it's a judge, maybe it's
a politician. I do not acknowledge the legitimacy of anyone
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or anything that tells me I am not allowed to
mass deport the foreigners democrats brought into my country. The
second you say that to me, I stop caring about
your credentials or your role or whatever. And I don't
care if it's the United States Supreme Court. I don't
care if it's nine judges in robes with all the
Harvard Law degrees and all of this or that, and
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that means absolutely nothing to me whatsoever. If you can
look me in the eye and tell me that I
am not allowed to deport foreign barbarians as fast as
you bring in foreign barbarians. Then you're not legitimate to
me at all. It's applicable to the Supreme Court in
all of them. We cannot we can't survive this. We can't.
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These people cannot be the only ones who get to
choose the immigration system of the country.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
But here's the reality. As far as I'm concerned, he's
a lot less criminal than the person that's sitting in
the White House because last time I checked, he doesn't
have any criminal convictions. I don't even think he has
any outstanding cases versus the guy that still had cases
pending when he was sworn in on January twentieth and
also has thirty four felony convictions. So listen, I don't
want to hear anything from the Republican Party about how
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they trying to keep us safe when their fearless leader
is actually the biggest criminal thus far that we have seen,
because I haven't seen anybody with a rap sheet that
looks like the presidents.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Nobody stopped Democrats for four years. They actually used a
refugee program to bring in hundreds of thousands of people
from Venezuela, and they did it was completely illegal. Nobody
stopped them. The Trump administration is now trying to get
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rid of them after democrats violated the law and the
court stepped in and said, no, you can't. It's time
to do crazy things, things that seem crazy, not because
we're crazy or violent or against the rule of law.
It's because it's the only way we can have a
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rule of law. I'm moving off of this for now.
Let's talk about something we'll do. Let's do a couple
of emails before we get to the hegset thing. Hang on,
he doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a wonderful,
terrific Monday, thrilled, abstantly throat. I hope you had a
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wonderful resurrection day, a wonderful Easter. I know we certainly
did in the Kelly Household. Hey, Chris, how was your Easter?
Sorry that wasn't even right anyway. One last word here.
New Mexico Democrat judge resigns after ice arrests alleged trenday
Aragua gang member in his home. Judge Joel Kano Kano,
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a former police officer, allowed or Taga Lopez to file
a request for immigration relief using the judge's residential address.
Court exhibits also posted social media posts of the foreign
national posing with the judge. This is the level of
commitment to illegal immigration from one of the two major
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political parties. There's just not a great way out of
where we are. You tell me we can't set aside.
Is we can't set aside that it's all been set aside?
Don't send me your lame emails. They sound it sounds
like a child, But Jesse, we can't we have a
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constitutional republic? Really do we do? We have one of those?
The Biden administration took your money and created an app
for your phone so foreigners can schedule their their their
invasion of the country. Do we have a constitutional republic?
Is that what we have? I'm not sure we have
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one of those anymore. Hey, Jesse, I have high school
boys in track as well. Just some emails here. I
was at the meet this week and I wanted to
support the school of the concession stand. A slice of
pizza was six dollars. I know Chris is fainting right now,
regular Pepperoni. That's if a normal eight slice pizza they're
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valueing at forty eight dollars. I couldn't buy one out
of principle. Now here's what I'll say about that, because
they look, they do this stuff at my kids' school too.
They do these things where they overcharge crazily for little
items like that to fun things at the school, and
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in general, I try to not do that because that's
such a violation of money, like it's such a gross overspend.
But sometimes I do. However, I will say, we went
to a swim tournament for my youngest not long ago,
and you know what they had there, the little mini
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round red barren pizzas you buy in the gas station
in the freezer section, the one in the little you
know what I'm talking about, Chris, or you know what
I'm talking about? Those are underrated? What Chris? You can
microwave those. Those things are delicious, absolutely delicious. You can
knock out two or three those and they're not that
much money. They're really not Chris, think think it was
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two for three bucks last time I looked? What what?
What about the swim meet? Oh? That was getting back
to that. At the swim meet, they had a concession
stand and it was the standard stuff, chips and things
like that, but they had those little red bear and pizzas. Now,
if memory serves me, there were four bucks apiece, which
is obviously too much. I paid it, right, I paid it.
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You don't shake your head at meat, Chris, until you've
sat in a swim meet for six hours a day,
don't shake your head at meat. You get hungry, you
have needs. Oh Chris, Yeah, did you think did you
think the sporting events your little girl's going to take
you to did you think they were going to be
like an hour? Buddy? Let me give you a little
helpful piece of advice. Okay, I don't know whether or
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not you're a runner. Get your daughter into cross country
cross country. I'll explain why. You see my oldest son,
he does track and he does cross country. My youngest
does swimming. If your kid does swimming, baseball, wrestlings, like this,
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things like that. It's entire Saturdays, six seven hours like
a track meet for my oldest five six hours at
least you show up. There's five six schools, there's different events.
Your kid doesn't even race for two hours at a time.
He'll do a race, he has to sit it down.
Same thing at swim meets, same thing, baseball game. You'll
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go to a double header, triple header. You're at the field.
I've done all that too. They used to play that too.
Soccer works the exact same way. But then God created
this wonderful sport for parents like me called cross country
and your kid. Obviously, it's running. It's a great sport,
but you're running outside two or three miles. The high
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schoolers run three miles roughly around here. Whoa, there's only
a couple of races, boys and girls. And then they
put it up a little bit by age. You show
up at cross country, thirty minutes later, you leave. You
show up well, Chris, youre you. How long's it take
him to run three miles? You have to have him
there ahead of time. He shows up, he warms up
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with the team. You roll in fifteen minutes before the
race starts. Park, walk up to the race pal, the
starting gun goes off, He runs three miles. When he's done,
he's done. You're in the car. You're headed home. Whatever
you do, don't let your kid play any sport they want.
Make them get into cross country, even if they hate running.
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It's not about them. It's about you. It's about you.
And don't ever believe any parent who tells you. Ah,
those are some of our fondest memories. All that's the worst.
The apps. Oh, when your kid's actually out there doing something,
it's nice, but I don't care about the other kids.
Two three hours long as horrible. What Chris? What about
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Little League? Yeah? Do you think that it's like a
Houston Astros game? Chris? Literally? Do you think? Now? I'm
seriously asking, do you think you're gonna see these kids
hit bombs or something like that? Buddy? Do you think
do you think your daughter is going to be doing
something cool like sliding head first in a second base
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or something like that. No, Chris, you know what I
used to do during Little league games. My father used
to sit in the stands and just want to just
come out and murder me because he was, you know,
the athlete who wanted you to do really well. I
would sit in the right field and I would make
pretend that I had a gun and I would shoot
down planes. My parents still laugh about it to this day.
I was always in the right field because I sucked
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so bad and I was in right field and I
would be out. I'd be making the noises too. I
don't remember this, but from my smallest days. I wasn't
even watching the batter I didn't even care about the batter.
I was going doing like the fake guns thing, and
this guy's shooting down planes, or I'd be daydreaming, or
I just sit down and pick weeds. And then when
they actually hit the ball to your kid, he never
catches it. He never ever catches it. The ball will land,
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will float back to the fence. Finally, though, eventually stop
the game after four innings because there's one kid from
Cuba who lied on his birth certificate and he's thirty
five years old with a goatee. He's throwing sixty five
miles an hour and hitting bombs and it's seventeen and
nothing in the fourth inning. And oh, Chris, this is
just the first game. This is the first game. There
are three games that day. There are three games. Hey,
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oh yeah, it's the worst thing in the world, the
worst thing in the world. Anyway, let's do Medal of
honor Monday next. Before we do that, let me switch
up your cell phone service. You don't need Verizon eighteen
to your T mobile. This is not the old days.
Today you have an option because puretalk came around. Puretalk
is the company that was hiring Americans before Donald Trump
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cut into office. I am so worn out by talking
to people who don't speak English on the phone. That's
if you can talk to anybody at all. Press twelve
for the it's awful. You want not speak to a
pleasant American. You'll be on the phone for ten minutes.
You'll be able to keep your cell phone, keep your
cell phone number, and you'll speak to a pleasant human
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being who speaks English. Because Pure Talk loves this country
so much, they hire Americans based right here in America.
That sound good to you. Oh, by the way, your
cell phone built mine got cut in half, twenty five
bucks a month cuts unlimited talk, unlimited text, five gigs
of data, twenty five bucks a month for that cell
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phone you're holding in your hand. Pick up your phone,
dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly pound
two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back.
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