April 18, 2025 • 37 mins
How dose an underachiever get into Harvard? Why they always try to take your guns. The soft communist system we have. The world needs more gun ownership. The entire purpose of the second amendment that The Right hates to talk about.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday. I just want
to give you a hearty congratulations from me from us
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here at the Jesse Kelly Show to you. You have
done it every time you make it to the end
of the week. It's worthy of putting a smile on
your face. Plus, it is good Friday and we should
all be celebrating that. Chris, thank you Jesus for dying
for us. Here's what we have on tap for tonight. Yes,
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I will answer a couple of these Pam Bondie Epstein
list emails, but I want you to know that's not
gonna last long. The questions are too good. I don't
even know where to begin. Someone wants to know about
having a baby. Is he gonna look at his wife differently?
Private gun ownership here in America versus abroad, wealthy societies
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throughout history, cups of coffee, the Republican Party and my
changes throughout the years, All that, so much more coming
up tonight on a world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let
me first begin with something totally different, though I will
get to the questions in a minute. There's just something.
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There's a great example of something out there right now.
You see diversity, equity, inclusion, all this stuff. This is
stuff you're aware of. This is stuff we rail against
all the time. But some people were confused how and
why this got implemented in really important organization. One of
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those organizations I'm going to point out this is going
to come back to David Hall, actually, but one of
those organizations I'm going to point out is the FBI.
This is just a perfect example. The FBI is just
the one I'm picking on at the moment. This applies
to everything, government, businesses, everything. This is what happened. You see,
there are, or at least there were standards in the
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FBI for how you would get promoted throughout the years.
And look in any organization, government or otherwise, you generally
want some standards there, some achievable goals that your employees
can look to and say, hey, if I do that,
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I will get promoted me. You know, I was selling
RVs before I started doing radio six years ago. It
was pretty easy. In the organization I was involved in,
which has gone now they got bought out by some
big corporation, but it was pretty easy to figure out
how you would get promoted to sales manager, and then
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from there how you would get promoted one notch above
to general manager. It's really cut and dry. Sell be
a good seller. If you're one of the better sellers,
plus you show some leadership, the the interest, the ability
to help others with their deals, then they're gonna look
at you and it's time to pick a new sales
manager and say, look at that guy, look at his
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sales And same thing for general manager. Who were my
best sales managers? Look at that guy, Let's make him
a GM. Very very works the same in your job
in some way. With the FBI, they had metrics they
would use. But Barack Obama, the committed America hating communists,
got in there, and you see, he had a goal
in mind, and that's where he started. Started with the
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goal and then worked back from there as we all
should do. His goal was, Hey, here's this huge federal
law enforcement arm, all these guns, all this power. They have,
all this power, thirty five thousand employees, the power to
destroy lives. They have offices all over the country. How
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do I use that against Republicans? How do I use
that against my political opponents? Well, I have to change
the organization because the law is not going to allow
me to do that, and the men and women who
are there, who are actually crime fighters, they're not going
to want to do that. So what I need I
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need my people. I need committed communists in the critical
positions of power inside the FBI, and I need to
find a way to justify promoting them to those positions. Well,
those people are almost always dirtballs and losers and they're
not accomplished. So what you had better do is you
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had better change the criteria for what it actually takes
to get promoted inside the FBI. And that is exactly
what Barack Obama did. He simply changed what would get
you a promotion. It would be like the RV dealership
coming in and saying, hey, if you want to be
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sales manager, we're not gonna look at sales numbers anymore.
Who's the first one to bring the boss a cup
of coffee in the morning, The first one to bring
the boss a cup a cup of coffee in the morning.
That's the kind of go getter we need as sales manager.
That's what Barack Obama did inside the FBI, and from there,
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once he put those new standards into place. From there,
this disgusting, poisonous system really produced its own results. From there,
scumbag losers rose to all the positions of power inside
the FBI. The good cops got frustrated, quit or kept
their heads down shut their mouths, while the FBI got
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turned in to the evil state police agency that it
currently is known as the Cheka. They simply adjusted the
standards of how you get promoted. They took what was important,
they tossed it in the trash, and they chose to
focus on unimportant things because it would benefit them in
their communist revolution, which brings us perfectly to David Hogg.
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David Hogg. Now you probably know who this human being
is by now because he's all over the television set
all the time. But what he is is one of
the great examples of communists promoting and supporting each other
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and turning each other into wildly successful people without having
to actually accomplish anything of note at all. What's the
David Hogg origin story? Because right now he's the vice
chair of the Day Democrat National Committee. That's a big deal.
And I bet you he gets a really nice paycheck.
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I guarantee it's six figures, and I bet you it's
comfortably six figures, if not more. What how do we
even how do we get plagued with this guy? How
is this moron on television? How did we get stuck
with this guy?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Because we go out there as Democrats all the time
and say democracy is the most important thing. We have
to defend democracy, we fail to acknowledge that this generation
democracy is what put us through school shooter drills and
school shootings. It's what's put us through the climate crisis
and so much more. What we have to do is
prove that democracy matters by standing up to the special
interests that are killing the American dream and making our
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young people lose faith not only in our party, but
the future of this country. That is why we're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What What did he just say? It doesn't even I
don't even know if I can criticize it. I'm so confused,
and so what He's just dumb? Why do I have
to listen to that dumb? Well? David Hogg rose to
prominence after the horrible Parkland school shooting in Florida. You
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remember that it was horrible shooting. I'm not gonna name
the shooter. I don't do that on the show. It
was one of those ones where the cops sat outside
while kids were dying. It was just a really terrible thing.
And from there, this school shooting survivor emerged and that
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was his cell And what he was really doing is
he was rallying for Democrat causes. Immediately he became he
rose to national prominence as a gun grabber. Hey I'm
David Hogg. I survived at school shooting. You should give
up your guns. Hey, I'm David Hogg. There was a
school shooting. I just survived it, barely by the skin
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of my teeth. Give up your guns. He became an
incredible spokesman for the communists who want to disarm you
so they can hurt you. Remember that's why communists want
you disarmed. That's why democrats rail against the Second Amendment.
They want to hurt you. It's not more complicated than that.
And he became well, how do you argue against that,
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How do you argue against that? This is a kid,
and he was a kid at the time, he was
in high school. This is a kid who just survived
what might be the worst thing in the world, a
school shooting. This is a kid and even he says
you should give up your guns. Well, I mean, hey,
he's been through a lot. Maybe we should Honey, what
do you think maybe we should give them up? Look,
he's a kid. Look at the kid. That's why he
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rose to prominence. He was carrying the communist message and
he was an effective messenger. But is he a school
shooting survivor? Oh? I know there was a shooting at
the school. I know that he was there. Where was
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he in the school? Was he dodging bullets? Was he
surrounded by blood and people dying screaming? David Hogg wasn't
even in the building. Wasn't even in the building. He
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was just an attendee at the school in a totally
different building. But he was sold to you as a
school shooting survivor trying to save the lives. He's just Oh,
I'm not done yet. We'll finish up on Hog and
we'll move on to questions. He's just a perfect example
of the ridiculous soft communist system we have. Now, before
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. We will get to
the emails here in a few We're just talking briefly
in case you're just now joining us, about how we've
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completely altered the standards of so many things in this country,
and now you can rise to positions of national prominence,
to fame and fortune without actually accomplishing anything at all.
That happens in broken, corrupt countries. We're talking about the
story of David Hogg claim to be a school shooting survivor,
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and of course the media, the Democrat party fell in
love with him because he was in effective voice for
what they wanted. They wanted to disarm you. They want
to disarm you. They hate that they can't hurt you.
That's why they hate your guns. And here you have
this guy, a very very very effective sympathetic figure. He's
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a school shooting survivor, except he wasn't. That's a lie.
And then we wake up one day and this guy
who wasn't a school shooting survivor, but he most definitely
was a communist activist got into Harvard. Seemed a little
odd to people, so they started doing some digging on
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David Holk. Now pause on this for a moment. We're
going to set aside all the political reasons and all
the different ways that you can worm your way into
these high level schools. Have you ever have you ever
actually looked at any of these top top top schools
you know Harvard or Riceer or even the Military Academy's
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Air Force Academy and stuff like that. I tell you
I did one time, even though I had a pretty
robust two point three, I looked at them just briefly,
just to see what it took. And I have friends
who really tried to get in. Are you under the
impression that just a four point zero gets you into
these schools? No, you pretty much have to have a
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four point oh to apply. That's not near enough. You
have to have extracurricular activities. Lots of these kids who
get into these schools have to have a four point two,
a four point three. That's why so many Asians get in.
You have to. It takes a lot to get into
these schools. David Hogg got a twelve seventy on his SAT.
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What's about what I got? I think I got like
an eleven hundred. He got a twelve seventy on the
SAT and yet got into Harvard. How does that happen? Well, again,
in a corrupted, rotted system. It's not about your SAT score.
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It's about how loyal of a communist you are, how
effective of a communist you are, and if you are
effective if you are loyal to the system, the system
will heap rewards on you. And then after having not
survived a school shooting and not qualified to get into Harvard,
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he now he now has risen to be the vice
chair of the d and C. So if you turned
on the news this morning, and I doubt you did
because it was on CBS, But if you turned on
the news this morning and you saw this individual sitting
there behind the desk uttering some of the dumbest things
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you've ever heard in your life, and you found yourself asking, wait,
what how did this guy get here? Well, this is
what happens when your country moves away from being a
meritocracy and instead adjust the standards so that merit doesn't
matter at all. What matters is are you a good communist?
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David Hogg was a good communist figured out how to
be rich in famous.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Because we go out there as democrats all the time
and say democracy is the most important we have to
defend democracy, we fail to acknowledge that this generation democracy
is what put us through school shooter drills and school shootings,
It's what's put us through the climate crisis and so
much more. What we have to do is prove that
democracy matters by standing up to the special interests that
are killing the American dream and making our young people
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lose faith not only in our party but the future
of this country. That is why we're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's not even just that he's a communist, it's just
not even an intelligent one or eloquent one at all.
But you see, he did fulfill all the requirements to
get promoted. Let's do some emails. Jesse, where's the Epstein list.
It's been crickets since Pam BONDI was going to release it, Jesse.
I get your frustration with Pam Bondy, so on and so. Okay,
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so this is what I'm going to say. So I'm
not going to go off on Pam Bondy again. I'm
only going to say a couple things as far as
the Epstein list goes. And I need you to do
some reading between the lines, because I may or may
not know some things that I cannot divulge. Okay, so
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don't send me an email asking to clarify. If you
can't read between the lines, forget it and move on.
We'll be on a different topic in a moment. You
want the Epstein list, I want the Epstein list. Are
you sure you want the Epstein list? You know you
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could make a mistake. Be careful what you wish for.
If you imagine I go home and I tell Bob, hey,
I hook her up to a lot of detective tests,
and I said, hey, we went to an Astros game
last week. That picture that came out there with long hair,
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pretty athletic. Did you think that guy was more attractive
than I am. I don't think I'm going to ask
that question. And by the way, I don't think she
thinks that. But what if she does. I think i'd
rather not know. I'm not telling you not to want
the Epstein list. I'm just telling you be careful what
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you wish for. All Right, you think you're going to
have a list of nothing, But Bill Gates is on there,
and I'm sure that'll be part of it. But there
were a lot of people who do business with Jeffrey Epstein.
I'll leave it at that. Let's move on and talk
about private gun ownership. Guy wants to ask about his
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a just a wonderful, completely
wonderful Friday. I'm in such a great mood today I
want I'm gonna do a bunch of emails. Let's do something,
shall we? In fact, let's talk about this one, Jay Steele.
The world needs more private gun ownership. Is it even
possible to start something like this? The Brits are being
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jailed for online posts. Australia is horribly oppressing their citizens.
Other Western nations are treating these people horribly. Is there
anyone that can start this campaign? Okay, America started this campaign.
We we can make a mistake. You and I and
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I know I'm guilty of this, so I'm definitely not
pointing fingers at you. I am guilty of this. We
love our country. I love it and you love it. Right.
We want what's best for it. And when we look
at the horrible things horrible people are doing to it,
we get upset. And when we look at things changing
for the worst, we get upset. And things are changing
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in many ways for the worst. I acknowledge that. I
acknowledge that, but we can lose sight of this incredible
fact that has not changed since the inception of this country.
The United States of America did something very very unique
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in history. And I'm not going to say we're the
only ones, but were one of the very very few.
You see, there have been many countries, well some countries,
I'll put it that way, historically, that have tried this
freedom thing in various ways, meaning the people are represented
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instead of being lorded over and ruled over by some
sort of a king. The people have representation, the people
have a voice, The people have some level of power.
And you know that the Greeks worked with this, and
the Rote, well some of the Greeks, right, Greek is
a strong way to put it. There were a bunch
of different Greeks. But the Greeks work with this, and
the Romans work with this, and there have been societies
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in history that have Hey, you know what we need
is a senate, an elected legislature of some kind where
the people can vote, or or even if look, it
took a bunch of different forms, right, the people deserve
a voice, the people deserve some power. That's been that's
happened in history in different ways. But the United States
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of America did something different. They made sure of it.
They didn't leave the freedom of the people up to
the elites to decide. You see, that was in some ways,
and look, we could have a historical argument of this,
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but in some ways, that's really why the Roman Republic
ended up falling and the Roman Empire rose. You could
argue it's one of the main reasons the people were
not armed, so the only people who had force of
arms were armies generals. It was Julius Caesar, it was Solah,
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it was Augustus, it was Mark Antony. If you had
a legion or two armored swords spears, you worthy only
one armed. And eventually, on a long enough timeline, men
will become power hungry enough and evil enough that they're
going to disregard the laws or norms or rules. If
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I'm the only one with arms and you don't have
any arms, well, whatever the law says, whatever the rules
are you you only get to be free if I
allow it. If I'm the only one with arms and
you don't have any, well, what if I wake up
tomorrow and I decide I want to make you do
whatever I want? What can you do about it? Nothing?
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The great Pompy Magnus quote we've quoted a million times,
one of my favorite quotes in history. Do not quote
laws to men with swords. They realized that. One day
men woke up and realized, wait, forget about the law.
I have twenty armed dudes who will cut your head off.
How many armed dudes do you have with you? I
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guess we'll do whatever I want. Right, But the United
States of America did it differently. The Founders had studied
all these things. I just said, you think they didn't
study the fall of the Roman Republic. They were obsessed
with the issue. They were obsessed with past societies. Who
did what, How did it work? How should a senate work?
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Versus well, we do need a chief executive with some power,
not too much power. What did we do? And they
debated and argued over all these things. I don't want
to act like the Founders, We do this too much,
act like they were all on the same page. They
were not. But they did understand, we have to set
up a system where evil men, because there will be
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evil men, where evil men cannot destroy the country we're
setting up. How do we do that? They realized, you
can put as many things you want in the Constitution,
the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. You
can write all these wonderful thoughts down in the federalist papers.
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You can have incredible debates that are spread there. You
can do all these things, and you can even do
it perfectly. But in the end, after you're dead, maybe
even while you're alive, evil men are going to come
along and they're going to disregard all that. In pursuit
of power. What do you do about that? How do
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you safeguard against that? Because they knew it was a possibility. Well,
you have to give the people the ability to kill
the government. That's what the Second Amendment is, you know that, right,
the Second Amendment. The right hates to talk like this
because we believe we have to water things down and
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dumb things down and make things more palatable for all
the norms out there. But the Second Amendment is not
about hunting. The Second Amendment is not about self defense.
That's a nice byproduct of it. It's nice to be
able to shoot someone who breaks in your home to
hurt you. It's nice. That's not the point of the
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Second Amendment. The Second Amendment is there so you can
fight the United States government if you have to. If
the United States Government turns tyrannical. That is the point
of it. That is the entire point of it. And
I'm going to make you feel good about something. America's
communists they want to do the worst things in the
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world to you, and they will. You saw a little
you saw a little glimpse of it of the kind
of things they will do with power. During Joe Biden's
four years sending the FBI after people that you saw
a little glimpse of it, the censorship, that everything. You
got a little window into what they want to do.
And I'm here to tell you something for them, that
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was nothing. That was nothing. They want to do so
much more because they're communists. They're evil, they're demonic. They
believe in control, they believe in forcing people to do things,
to say things, to do what people don't want to do.
They want to do so much more to you, and
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they have for a long time, and they can't. They
just can't. The Second Amendment. Maybe you don't even think
about it. Maybe you're not a gun person, and that's fine.
I'm not here to bake you into a gun person.
You believe what you want, you carry what you want,
what you're allowed to do. That's that's your business. But
i will tell you this for a fact, the American communist,
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to him, the Second Amendment is like a It's like
a rock in his shoe. That's what it is. You
don't You may even go through days without thinking about it.
Maybe you carry, maybe you don't, Maybe you maybe you
don't really think about Second Amendment issues guns. But to
the American Communist. It is there all the time, this
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constant reminder that there is a limit to how far
he can go, that there is a limit to how
much he can crush you and how much he can
hurt you. If he could just get those guns out
of your hands, he could make you take that vaccine,
he could make you do this. He just wants to
make you. And then there's all these guns and he
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can't do it, and it drives him insane. And that's
a wonderful, wonderful thing. As far as the other countries go, Well,
once you give him up, you don't get them back.
And if I don't have anything good to say about
where they're going, be very very grateful that you are
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an American. And even if you're not one of the
gun owners, be grateful you're surrounded by them. Because our
Communists are every bit as evil as the ones in
Stalin's Soviet Union. Trust me on that. Let's talk about
having a baby next. Get to care for rhinos week
days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday, reminding you you can
email the show, and you should email the show your questions,
email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right,
let's talk about Well, I'll just read the question. The
subject to this one is having children. My wife and
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I will be celebrating our ten year wedding anniversary in
a few weeks. We haven't had kids yet, However, I
think that may change soon as we're getting more serious
about starting our own family of tiny anti communists. My
question is how much does your view of your wife
change after having kids? Did your feelings towards Aubrey change
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it all when she bore you sons? Also? Do I
have to watch their heads pop out of there? Obviously
I want to be in the room, but I'm not
sure I have the stomach for that. Please pray for
me and my wife so we can have a few
healthy sons of our own. Okay, so one say a
prayer for this man and his wife as they get
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ready to try to have babies. This is something that
is a wonderful way. Yep, absolutely, Chris, it's a wonderful thing.
Chris the Jewish producer. Chris has a kid, Corey as
a kid. We are we believe in having kids and
families on this show. If that is God's calling for
your life. Okay, so good, say a prayer for these people.
Now does your view of your wife change? I'm assuming
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you're going to talk about physically, and so listen. I understand.
I understand dudes who are honest about this, who get
worried because when she gets pregnant, she's gonna get fat.
She is, you gonna have to carry a baby around.
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You gotta put on some weight plus the baby. She
needs that for the baby and everything like that. Are
you going to be not attracted to your wife? And
then there's the birth, of course, which can get a
little messy, if you will, can get a little bit messy.
I'll leave it at that because there are kids listening.
First of all, do not worry about the physical aspect
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of it. You will. I will tell you. I have
fond memories of ob being pregnant was actually hilarious. She's
like this tiny little thing, it's like five to two
or something like that, just this tiny little gymnast and
she grew instead of like is she's staring at you
instead of wider like all of her baby just came
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out the front. So her stomach I swear, I mean
it wasn't, but I swear her stomach was six feet long.
At one point in time, it was just all out
the front, and so there's this tiny little thing waddling
around with this big old baby. Twice it was yeah,
oh yeah, Chris. You should see she turned to the side,
and you're all, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not going to
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bother you at all. You're probably going to love it.
We have fond memories of because women get all kinds
of different food cravings when they're pregnant. Bob is you
know she's a healthy eater. That's really annoying, but she's
a super healthy eater. I've told you before about Dairy Queen.
I'm not a huge Dairy Queen guy for sweets. I
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love their burgers. I'm a dairy Queen guy. I like
Dairy Queen. Bob, I don't know that. I don't know
that outside of pregnancy. I don't know that. I've seen
her go to Dairy Queen five times in my entire life.
She became obsessed with Dairy Queen soft serve ice cream
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when she was pregnant, to the point we had won
fifteen minutes from our house and I was working construction
at the time. It was the norm. I would call
her when I was on the way home and she
would ask me to go buy Dairy Queen to pick
her up an ice cream cone. And sometimes we'd be
home and she'd be all, I really want some soft serve.
Would you go get me the da Sonny, I'll go
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get you some. We laugh about that still to this day,
how she just hosts down Dairy Queen soft serve ice
cream by the gallon. It's good. Now, that was all
the good parts of it. Let's talk about the actual
birth itself. You're not going to enjoy it, all right,
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You're not, and the people who tell you are. There's
two types of people who tell you you're going to
enjoy the birth of your children. Okay, your wife because
she's the one who has to go through all the misery,
so she'll pretend like you should enjoy it. You won't.
And liars. Those are the only kinds of people who
will tell you you're going to enjoy it. There's nothing
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enjoyable about it. Your wife is in pain and you
can't do anything about it. And for dudes, that's just
the worst thing in the world. To fix her do
something she's hurting so that's terrible. You're exhausted because you
don't want to sleep. You want to be there as
support it. You don't want to sleep, So you're tired.
Did I ever tell you my dad stopped to get
a meatball sub on the way to the hospital when
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my mom was in labor. Anyway, so you're tired, you're hungry,
your wife is in pain, and hey, the physical aspect
of it. Unless this is something that's really, really really
important to your wife, stay above the waist. Okay, there's
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no law. You said you don't think you can handle it,
and I'm here to tell you right now I have
I don't have any squeamishness when it comes to injuries
and things like that. I'm just not that way. Blood
does not bother me. I just have never been that way.
It's uh, it's a lot. It's a lot to take in.
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And yeah, Chris, I watched. Yeah, I no, yeah, I did.
I watched. I wish I could do that over again. Okay,
I wish I could do that over again unless your
wife demands that I would stay above the waist. If
you are already cracking, if you're already in the I'm
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not sure. I can do it thing. You really need
to stay above the waist, Corey, Corey, did you stay
above the waist? Oh? See section? Okay, but that's a
whole different ballgame there. I can't speak to that. Ob
didn't have one of those. I don't know about that
that's scheduled and all that other stuff. If it's going
to be unnatural, I don't know how do you say
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it out the cattle shoot or whatever? Is that not
the way? What? Chris? I don't know how to say it.
If it's going to be one of those things there
are kids listing. I don't know what you woman to
say if it's going to be one of those Stay
above the waste. Okay, there, that's all I'm gonna say,
Stay above the waist. All right. I'm going to talk
about politicians. I'm going to talk about Adam and Eve
(36:31):
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday. I just want
to give you a hearty congratulations from me from us
(00:31):
here at the Jesse Kelly Show to you. You have
done it every time you make it to the end
of the week. It's worthy of putting a smile on
your face. Plus, it is good Friday and we should
all be celebrating that. Chris, thank you Jesus for dying
for us. Here's what we have on tap for tonight. Yes,
(00:53):
I will answer a couple of these Pam Bondie Epstein
list emails, but I want you to know that's not
gonna last long. The questions are too good. I don't
even know where to begin. Someone wants to know about
having a baby. Is he gonna look at his wife differently?
Private gun ownership here in America versus abroad, wealthy societies
(01:15):
throughout history, cups of coffee, the Republican Party and my
changes throughout the years, All that, so much more coming
up tonight on a world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Let
me first begin with something totally different, though I will
get to the questions in a minute. There's just something.
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There's a great example of something out there right now.
You see diversity, equity, inclusion, all this stuff. This is
stuff you're aware of. This is stuff we rail against
all the time. But some people were confused how and
why this got implemented in really important organization. One of
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those organizations I'm going to point out this is going
to come back to David Hall, actually, but one of
those organizations I'm going to point out is the FBI.
This is just a perfect example. The FBI is just
the one I'm picking on at the moment. This applies
to everything, government, businesses, everything. This is what happened. You see,
there are, or at least there were standards in the
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FBI for how you would get promoted throughout the years.
And look in any organization, government or otherwise, you generally
want some standards there, some achievable goals that your employees
can look to and say, hey, if I do that,
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I will get promoted me. You know, I was selling
RVs before I started doing radio six years ago. It
was pretty easy. In the organization I was involved in,
which has gone now they got bought out by some
big corporation, but it was pretty easy to figure out
how you would get promoted to sales manager, and then
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from there how you would get promoted one notch above
to general manager. It's really cut and dry. Sell be
a good seller. If you're one of the better sellers,
plus you show some leadership, the the interest, the ability
to help others with their deals, then they're gonna look
at you and it's time to pick a new sales
manager and say, look at that guy, look at his
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sales And same thing for general manager. Who were my
best sales managers? Look at that guy, Let's make him
a GM. Very very works the same in your job
in some way. With the FBI, they had metrics they
would use. But Barack Obama, the committed America hating communists,
got in there, and you see, he had a goal
in mind, and that's where he started. Started with the
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goal and then worked back from there as we all
should do. His goal was, Hey, here's this huge federal
law enforcement arm, all these guns, all this power. They have,
all this power, thirty five thousand employees, the power to
destroy lives. They have offices all over the country. How
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do I use that against Republicans? How do I use
that against my political opponents? Well, I have to change
the organization because the law is not going to allow
me to do that, and the men and women who
are there, who are actually crime fighters, they're not going
to want to do that. So what I need I
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need my people. I need committed communists in the critical
positions of power inside the FBI, and I need to
find a way to justify promoting them to those positions. Well,
those people are almost always dirtballs and losers and they're
not accomplished. So what you had better do is you
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had better change the criteria for what it actually takes
to get promoted inside the FBI. And that is exactly
what Barack Obama did. He simply changed what would get
you a promotion. It would be like the RV dealership
coming in and saying, hey, if you want to be
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sales manager, we're not gonna look at sales numbers anymore.
Who's the first one to bring the boss a cup
of coffee in the morning, The first one to bring
the boss a cup a cup of coffee in the morning.
That's the kind of go getter we need as sales manager.
That's what Barack Obama did inside the FBI, and from there,
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once he put those new standards into place. From there,
this disgusting, poisonous system really produced its own results. From there,
scumbag losers rose to all the positions of power inside
the FBI. The good cops got frustrated, quit or kept
their heads down shut their mouths, while the FBI got
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turned in to the evil state police agency that it
currently is known as the Cheka. They simply adjusted the
standards of how you get promoted. They took what was important,
they tossed it in the trash, and they chose to
focus on unimportant things because it would benefit them in
their communist revolution, which brings us perfectly to David Hogg.
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David Hogg. Now you probably know who this human being
is by now because he's all over the television set
all the time. But what he is is one of
the great examples of communists promoting and supporting each other
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and turning each other into wildly successful people without having
to actually accomplish anything of note at all. What's the
David Hogg origin story? Because right now he's the vice
chair of the Day Democrat National Committee. That's a big deal.
And I bet you he gets a really nice paycheck.
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I guarantee it's six figures, and I bet you it's
comfortably six figures, if not more. What how do we
even how do we get plagued with this guy? How
is this moron on television? How did we get stuck
with this guy?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Because we go out there as Democrats all the time
and say democracy is the most important thing. We have
to defend democracy, we fail to acknowledge that this generation
democracy is what put us through school shooter drills and
school shootings. It's what's put us through the climate crisis
and so much more. What we have to do is
prove that democracy matters by standing up to the special
interests that are killing the American dream and making our
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young people lose faith not only in our party, but
the future of this country. That is why we're doing.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What What did he just say? It doesn't even I
don't even know if I can criticize it. I'm so confused,
and so what He's just dumb? Why do I have
to listen to that dumb? Well? David Hogg rose to
prominence after the horrible Parkland school shooting in Florida. You
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remember that it was horrible shooting. I'm not gonna name
the shooter. I don't do that on the show. It
was one of those ones where the cops sat outside
while kids were dying. It was just a really terrible thing.
And from there, this school shooting survivor emerged and that
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was his cell And what he was really doing is
he was rallying for Democrat causes. Immediately he became he
rose to national prominence as a gun grabber. Hey I'm
David Hogg. I survived at school shooting. You should give
up your guns. Hey, I'm David Hogg. There was a
school shooting. I just survived it, barely by the skin
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of my teeth. Give up your guns. He became an
incredible spokesman for the communists who want to disarm you
so they can hurt you. Remember that's why communists want
you disarmed. That's why democrats rail against the Second Amendment.
They want to hurt you. It's not more complicated than that.
And he became well, how do you argue against that,
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How do you argue against that? This is a kid,
and he was a kid at the time, he was
in high school. This is a kid who just survived
what might be the worst thing in the world, a
school shooting. This is a kid and even he says
you should give up your guns. Well, I mean, hey,
he's been through a lot. Maybe we should Honey, what
do you think maybe we should give them up? Look,
he's a kid. Look at the kid. That's why he
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rose to prominence. He was carrying the communist message and
he was an effective messenger. But is he a school
shooting survivor? Oh? I know there was a shooting at
the school. I know that he was there. Where was
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he in the school? Was he dodging bullets? Was he
surrounded by blood and people dying screaming? David Hogg wasn't
even in the building. Wasn't even in the building. He
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was just an attendee at the school in a totally
different building. But he was sold to you as a
school shooting survivor trying to save the lives. He's just Oh,
I'm not done yet. We'll finish up on Hog and
we'll move on to questions. He's just a perfect example
of the ridiculous soft communist system we have. Now, before
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This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday. We will get to
the emails here in a few We're just talking briefly
in case you're just now joining us, about how we've
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completely altered the standards of so many things in this country,
and now you can rise to positions of national prominence,
to fame and fortune without actually accomplishing anything at all.
That happens in broken, corrupt countries. We're talking about the
story of David Hogg claim to be a school shooting survivor,
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and of course the media, the Democrat party fell in
love with him because he was in effective voice for
what they wanted. They wanted to disarm you. They want
to disarm you. They hate that they can't hurt you.
That's why they hate your guns. And here you have
this guy, a very very very effective sympathetic figure. He's
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a school shooting survivor, except he wasn't. That's a lie.
And then we wake up one day and this guy
who wasn't a school shooting survivor, but he most definitely
was a communist activist got into Harvard. Seemed a little
odd to people, so they started doing some digging on
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David Holk. Now pause on this for a moment. We're
going to set aside all the political reasons and all
the different ways that you can worm your way into
these high level schools. Have you ever have you ever
actually looked at any of these top top top schools
you know Harvard or Riceer or even the Military Academy's
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Air Force Academy and stuff like that. I tell you
I did one time, even though I had a pretty
robust two point three, I looked at them just briefly,
just to see what it took. And I have friends
who really tried to get in. Are you under the
impression that just a four point zero gets you into
these schools? No, you pretty much have to have a
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four point oh to apply. That's not near enough. You
have to have extracurricular activities. Lots of these kids who
get into these schools have to have a four point two,
a four point three. That's why so many Asians get in.
You have to. It takes a lot to get into
these schools. David Hogg got a twelve seventy on his SAT.
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What's about what I got? I think I got like
an eleven hundred. He got a twelve seventy on the
SAT and yet got into Harvard. How does that happen? Well, again,
in a corrupted, rotted system. It's not about your SAT score.
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It's about how loyal of a communist you are, how
effective of a communist you are, and if you are
effective if you are loyal to the system, the system
will heap rewards on you. And then after having not
survived a school shooting and not qualified to get into Harvard,
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he now he now has risen to be the vice
chair of the d and C. So if you turned
on the news this morning, and I doubt you did
because it was on CBS, But if you turned on
the news this morning and you saw this individual sitting
there behind the desk uttering some of the dumbest things
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you've ever heard in your life, and you found yourself asking, wait,
what how did this guy get here? Well, this is
what happens when your country moves away from being a
meritocracy and instead adjust the standards so that merit doesn't
matter at all. What matters is are you a good communist?
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David Hogg was a good communist figured out how to
be rich in famous.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Because we go out there as democrats all the time
and say democracy is the most important we have to
defend democracy, we fail to acknowledge that this generation democracy
is what put us through school shooter drills and school shootings,
It's what's put us through the climate crisis and so
much more. What we have to do is prove that
democracy matters by standing up to the special interests that
are killing the American dream and making our young people
(16:16):
lose faith not only in our party but the future
of this country. That is why we're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's not even just that he's a communist, it's just
not even an intelligent one or eloquent one at all.
But you see, he did fulfill all the requirements to
get promoted. Let's do some emails. Jesse, where's the Epstein list.
It's been crickets since Pam BONDI was going to release it, Jesse.
I get your frustration with Pam Bondy, so on and so. Okay,
(16:44):
so this is what I'm going to say. So I'm
not going to go off on Pam Bondy again. I'm
only going to say a couple things as far as
the Epstein list goes. And I need you to do
some reading between the lines, because I may or may
not know some things that I cannot divulge. Okay, so
(17:06):
don't send me an email asking to clarify. If you
can't read between the lines, forget it and move on.
We'll be on a different topic in a moment. You
want the Epstein list, I want the Epstein list. Are
you sure you want the Epstein list? You know you
(17:37):
could make a mistake. Be careful what you wish for.
If you imagine I go home and I tell Bob, hey,
I hook her up to a lot of detective tests,
and I said, hey, we went to an Astros game
last week. That picture that came out there with long hair,
(17:58):
pretty athletic. Did you think that guy was more attractive
than I am. I don't think I'm going to ask
that question. And by the way, I don't think she
thinks that. But what if she does. I think i'd
rather not know. I'm not telling you not to want
the Epstein list. I'm just telling you be careful what
(18:20):
you wish for. All Right, you think you're going to
have a list of nothing, But Bill Gates is on there,
and I'm sure that'll be part of it. But there
were a lot of people who do business with Jeffrey Epstein.
I'll leave it at that. Let's move on and talk
about private gun ownership. Guy wants to ask about his
wife having a baby. I want to ask you, what
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in a global trade war? You didn't think that this
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to handle all the tariff stuff, the market stuff, the
federal reserve interest rates. Things are in a state of
(19:06):
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(19:48):
the Jesse Kelly Show on a just a wonderful, completely
wonderful Friday. I'm in such a great mood today I
want I'm gonna do a bunch of emails. Let's do something,
shall we? In fact, let's talk about this one, Jay Steele.
The world needs more private gun ownership. Is it even
possible to start something like this? The Brits are being
(20:10):
jailed for online posts. Australia is horribly oppressing their citizens.
Other Western nations are treating these people horribly. Is there
anyone that can start this campaign? Okay, America started this campaign.
We we can make a mistake. You and I and
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I know I'm guilty of this, so I'm definitely not
pointing fingers at you. I am guilty of this. We
love our country. I love it and you love it. Right.
We want what's best for it. And when we look
at the horrible things horrible people are doing to it,
we get upset. And when we look at things changing
for the worst, we get upset. And things are changing
(20:55):
in many ways for the worst. I acknowledge that. I
acknowledge that, but we can lose sight of this incredible
fact that has not changed since the inception of this country.
The United States of America did something very very unique
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in history. And I'm not going to say we're the
only ones, but were one of the very very few.
You see, there have been many countries, well some countries,
I'll put it that way, historically, that have tried this
freedom thing in various ways, meaning the people are represented
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instead of being lorded over and ruled over by some
sort of a king. The people have representation, the people
have a voice, The people have some level of power.
And you know that the Greeks worked with this, and
the Rote, well some of the Greeks, right, Greek is
a strong way to put it. There were a bunch
of different Greeks. But the Greeks work with this, and
the Romans work with this, and there have been societies
(21:59):
in history that have Hey, you know what we need
is a senate, an elected legislature of some kind where
the people can vote, or or even if look, it
took a bunch of different forms, right, the people deserve
a voice, the people deserve some power. That's been that's
happened in history in different ways. But the United States
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of America did something different. They made sure of it.
They didn't leave the freedom of the people up to
the elites to decide. You see, that was in some ways,
and look, we could have a historical argument of this,
(22:41):
but in some ways, that's really why the Roman Republic
ended up falling and the Roman Empire rose. You could
argue it's one of the main reasons the people were
not armed, so the only people who had force of
arms were armies generals. It was Julius Caesar, it was Solah,
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it was Augustus, it was Mark Antony. If you had
a legion or two armored swords spears, you worthy only
one armed. And eventually, on a long enough timeline, men
will become power hungry enough and evil enough that they're
going to disregard the laws or norms or rules. If
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I'm the only one with arms and you don't have
any arms, well, whatever the law says, whatever the rules
are you you only get to be free if I
allow it. If I'm the only one with arms and
you don't have any, well, what if I wake up
tomorrow and I decide I want to make you do
whatever I want? What can you do about it? Nothing?
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The great Pompy Magnus quote we've quoted a million times,
one of my favorite quotes in history. Do not quote
laws to men with swords. They realized that. One day
men woke up and realized, wait, forget about the law.
I have twenty armed dudes who will cut your head off.
How many armed dudes do you have with you? I
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guess we'll do whatever I want. Right, But the United
States of America did it differently. The Founders had studied
all these things. I just said, you think they didn't
study the fall of the Roman Republic. They were obsessed
with the issue. They were obsessed with past societies. Who
did what, How did it work? How should a senate work?
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Versus well, we do need a chief executive with some power,
not too much power. What did we do? And they
debated and argued over all these things. I don't want
to act like the Founders, We do this too much,
act like they were all on the same page. They
were not. But they did understand, we have to set
up a system where evil men, because there will be
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evil men, where evil men cannot destroy the country we're
setting up. How do we do that? They realized, you
can put as many things you want in the Constitution,
the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. You
can write all these wonderful thoughts down in the federalist papers.
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You can have incredible debates that are spread there. You
can do all these things, and you can even do
it perfectly. But in the end, after you're dead, maybe
even while you're alive, evil men are going to come
along and they're going to disregard all that. In pursuit
of power. What do you do about that? How do
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you safeguard against that? Because they knew it was a possibility. Well,
you have to give the people the ability to kill
the government. That's what the Second Amendment is, you know that, right,
the Second Amendment. The right hates to talk like this
because we believe we have to water things down and
(25:59):
dumb things down and make things more palatable for all
the norms out there. But the Second Amendment is not
about hunting. The Second Amendment is not about self defense.
That's a nice byproduct of it. It's nice to be
able to shoot someone who breaks in your home to
hurt you. It's nice. That's not the point of the
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Second Amendment. The Second Amendment is there so you can
fight the United States government if you have to. If
the United States Government turns tyrannical. That is the point
of it. That is the entire point of it. And
I'm going to make you feel good about something. America's
communists they want to do the worst things in the
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world to you, and they will. You saw a little
you saw a little glimpse of it of the kind
of things they will do with power. During Joe Biden's
four years sending the FBI after people that you saw
a little glimpse of it, the censorship, that everything. You
got a little window into what they want to do.
And I'm here to tell you something for them, that
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was nothing. That was nothing. They want to do so
much more because they're communists. They're evil, they're demonic. They
believe in control, they believe in forcing people to do things,
to say things, to do what people don't want to do.
They want to do so much more to you, and
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they have for a long time, and they can't. They
just can't. The Second Amendment. Maybe you don't even think
about it. Maybe you're not a gun person, and that's fine.
I'm not here to bake you into a gun person.
You believe what you want, you carry what you want,
what you're allowed to do. That's that's your business. But
i will tell you this for a fact, the American communist,
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to him, the Second Amendment is like a It's like
a rock in his shoe. That's what it is. You
don't You may even go through days without thinking about it.
Maybe you carry, maybe you don't, Maybe you maybe you
don't really think about Second Amendment issues guns. But to
the American Communist. It is there all the time, this
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constant reminder that there is a limit to how far
he can go, that there is a limit to how
much he can crush you and how much he can
hurt you. If he could just get those guns out
of your hands, he could make you take that vaccine,
he could make you do this. He just wants to
make you. And then there's all these guns and he
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can't do it, and it drives him insane. And that's
a wonderful, wonderful thing. As far as the other countries go, Well,
once you give him up, you don't get them back.
And if I don't have anything good to say about
where they're going, be very very grateful that you are
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an American. And even if you're not one of the
gun owners, be grateful you're surrounded by them. Because our
Communists are every bit as evil as the ones in
Stalin's Soviet Union. Trust me on that. Let's talk about
having a baby next. Get to care for rhinos week
days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday, reminding you you can
email the show, and you should email the show your questions,
email those into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. All right,
let's talk about Well, I'll just read the question. The
subject to this one is having children. My wife and
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I will be celebrating our ten year wedding anniversary in
a few weeks. We haven't had kids yet, However, I
think that may change soon as we're getting more serious
about starting our own family of tiny anti communists. My
question is how much does your view of your wife
change after having kids? Did your feelings towards Aubrey change
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it all when she bore you sons? Also? Do I
have to watch their heads pop out of there? Obviously
I want to be in the room, but I'm not
sure I have the stomach for that. Please pray for
me and my wife so we can have a few
healthy sons of our own. Okay, so one say a
prayer for this man and his wife as they get
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ready to try to have babies. This is something that
is a wonderful way. Yep, absolutely, Chris, it's a wonderful thing.
Chris the Jewish producer. Chris has a kid, Corey as
a kid. We are we believe in having kids and
families on this show. If that is God's calling for
your life. Okay, so good, say a prayer for these people.
Now does your view of your wife change? I'm assuming
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you're going to talk about physically, and so listen. I understand.
I understand dudes who are honest about this, who get
worried because when she gets pregnant, she's gonna get fat.
She is, you gonna have to carry a baby around.
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You gotta put on some weight plus the baby. She
needs that for the baby and everything like that. Are
you going to be not attracted to your wife? And
then there's the birth, of course, which can get a
little messy, if you will, can get a little bit messy.
I'll leave it at that because there are kids listening.
First of all, do not worry about the physical aspect
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of it. You will. I will tell you. I have
fond memories of ob being pregnant was actually hilarious. She's
like this tiny little thing, it's like five to two
or something like that, just this tiny little gymnast and
she grew instead of like is she's staring at you
instead of wider like all of her baby just came
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out the front. So her stomach I swear, I mean
it wasn't, but I swear her stomach was six feet long.
At one point in time, it was just all out
the front, and so there's this tiny little thing waddling
around with this big old baby. Twice it was yeah,
oh yeah, Chris. You should see she turned to the side,
and you're all, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not going to
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bother you at all. You're probably going to love it.
We have fond memories of because women get all kinds
of different food cravings when they're pregnant. Bob is you
know she's a healthy eater. That's really annoying, but she's
a super healthy eater. I've told you before about Dairy Queen.
I'm not a huge Dairy Queen guy for sweets. I
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love their burgers. I'm a dairy Queen guy. I like
Dairy Queen. Bob, I don't know that. I don't know
that outside of pregnancy. I don't know that. I've seen
her go to Dairy Queen five times in my entire life.
She became obsessed with Dairy Queen soft serve ice cream
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when she was pregnant, to the point we had won
fifteen minutes from our house and I was working construction
at the time. It was the norm. I would call
her when I was on the way home and she
would ask me to go buy Dairy Queen to pick
her up an ice cream cone. And sometimes we'd be
home and she'd be all, I really want some soft serve.
Would you go get me the da Sonny, I'll go
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get you some. We laugh about that still to this day,
how she just hosts down Dairy Queen soft serve ice
cream by the gallon. It's good. Now, that was all
the good parts of it. Let's talk about the actual
birth itself. You're not going to enjoy it, all right,
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You're not, and the people who tell you are. There's
two types of people who tell you you're going to
enjoy the birth of your children. Okay, your wife because
she's the one who has to go through all the misery,
so she'll pretend like you should enjoy it. You won't.
And liars. Those are the only kinds of people who
will tell you you're going to enjoy it. There's nothing
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enjoyable about it. Your wife is in pain and you
can't do anything about it. And for dudes, that's just
the worst thing in the world. To fix her do
something she's hurting so that's terrible. You're exhausted because you
don't want to sleep. You want to be there as
support it. You don't want to sleep, So you're tired.
Did I ever tell you my dad stopped to get
a meatball sub on the way to the hospital when
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my mom was in labor. Anyway, so you're tired, you're hungry,
your wife is in pain, and hey, the physical aspect
of it. Unless this is something that's really, really really
important to your wife, stay above the waist. Okay, there's
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no law. You said you don't think you can handle it,
and I'm here to tell you right now I have
I don't have any squeamishness when it comes to injuries
and things like that. I'm just not that way. Blood
does not bother me. I just have never been that way.
It's uh, it's a lot. It's a lot to take in.
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And yeah, Chris, I watched. Yeah, I no, yeah, I did.
I watched. I wish I could do that over again. Okay,
I wish I could do that over again unless your
wife demands that I would stay above the waist. If
you are already cracking, if you're already in the I'm
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not sure. I can do it thing. You really need
to stay above the waist, Corey, Corey, did you stay
above the waist? Oh? See section? Okay, but that's a
whole different ballgame there. I can't speak to that. Ob
didn't have one of those. I don't know about that
that's scheduled and all that other stuff. If it's going
to be unnatural, I don't know how do you say
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it out the cattle shoot or whatever? Is that not
the way? What? Chris? I don't know how to say it.
If it's going to be one of those things there
are kids listing. I don't know what you woman to
say if it's going to be one of those Stay
above the waste. Okay, there, that's all I'm gonna say,
Stay above the waist. All right. I'm going to talk
about politicians. I'm going to talk about Adam and Eve
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having belly buttons. I really want to talk about these
killers though. First, okay, we always have these killers and
someone wants to talk about manifestos. What's up with their manifestos?
Before we get to that, I want to talk to
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