April 18, 2025 • 36 mins
The split-second decisions that make or break a dogfight. Why does every shooter have a manifesto? When did Jesse know he was an anticommunist? Democrats are not simply misguided. Scales on your eyes. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Kenny is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, somebody wants to
talk about World War Two, dog fights, cups of coffee.
We're gonna talk about killers, These killers who write everything down,
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the manifestos, my political arc, if you will, All that
and so much more coming up on the world Famous
Jesse Kelly Show. I'm going to get to this one
right off the bat. Jesse, what is to deal with
writing a manifesto? Manifesto? Why do killers write a manifesto
describing why they're going to commit mass destruction or murder?
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Is this something they learned to do in college or something?
Why bother with a manifesto? I'm just curious, Okay. So
there is something that is very very real for all
human beings. This is about all of us, You and
me and everybody. People want to feel heard. They want
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to feel important in some way. I don't mean necessarily
fame or something like that, but all human beings, all
of them, men, women, children, They want to feel like
they have a voice. They want to feel some amount
of power, some amount of power of control over the
things in their lives, and if you manipulate that in really,
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really terrible ways, you can end up with what happens
with so many of these mass shooters, so many of
these killers. You see Columbine, it's something if you're young enough,
you weren't even alive because this was so many years ago. Chris,
wasn't Columbine the nineties? I forget. I'm pretty sure it
was the nineties, But anyway, I was a kid. Wohen't
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Columbine happened? I was young anyway, And Chris said, ninety nine, Okay, yeah,
it was the year I graduated high school? Was Columbine?
Now again, it's so weird because our world has changed
so much in the last twenty six years. Before Colinbine,
it's not as if there wasn't ever a mass shooting,
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but it really was almost unheard of. It was almost
completely unheard of. It just is not one of those
things that happened. And then after Colinbine, they're all the time. Now,
Let's be honest, it's every year. There will be generally
multiple a year with various degrees of death, right, but
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there are multiple a year. What happened, well, a really horrible,
toxic stew of things happened at once that has created
mass shooting culture. So we're not going to go into
all of it, the medications they're on, and I'm not
even going to go into the communist aspect of it.
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I'm gonna set all that stuff aside here. One of
the worst parts of it was the Colin Bine school
shooters were made instantly famous, instantly. I could tell you
right now, and I will not even though you already
know it. I could tell you their names off the
top of my head right now because after that horrible
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school shooting, it was such a shock. I'm not even
blaming the media or anyone on the left or right.
It was such a shock. It was such a sea change. Wait,
a bunch of school kids got mowed down by their classmates.
It was such a shock that it was all the
news could talk about. And I was a young man, right,
a teenager at seventeen, eighteen years old. It was all
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you could see on the television forever. It seemed like
for a year. You would see their names, you would
see their faces, the pictures of them up. They would
be interviewing the victims and talk about the parents, and
those guys became famous immediately. Well, now let's talk about
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how twisted up in evil you have to be to
decide you want to murder other human beings, oftentimes indiscriminately.
You are angry for, maybe you are bullied. I will
always believe, most often that these people are demon possessed
in some way. Demons are real. When you read a
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story about a mother drowning or babies in a bathtub,
almost universally she will talk about the voices in her
head telling you to do so. Those are demons, right,
I believe that it's again a mixture of a bunch
of things. You hate your life, you're angry, your whatever,
and now you want to hurt people. Well, not only
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do you want to hurt people. This publicity call culture
we have now it gives you the ability to hurt people,
to hurt people publicly, and to get famous for it. Now,
if you're some mentally ill, demonic loser who hates everything,
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you've decided to become murderous. You decided you want to
murder people. Being famous, even if it's famous in death,
even if it's fame, you will never see. Being famous,
it's very, very appealing and maybe you're the type of
person before the fame came with it. Maybe you're the
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type of person who wouldn't have actually gone through with it.
Yeah you hate your classmates or your teacher, or your
mob or whatever it is, and yeah you want to
kill them, but you you didn't have the little nudge
to push you over the edge to do it. Time
after time after time after time after time. We see this. Now,
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they write it down, they talk about it, they want
to do it, they end up doing it. The final
nudge is the fact that they will become known and famous.
And even if you say to yourself right now, well, yeah,
but they're so common, you'll only be famous for twenty
four hours, and then everyone will forget. That's twenty four
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hours longer than that person has felt relevant and important
for the entirety of their lives. For twenty four hours,
people will know their names. And it's why I have
a rule, and I try the best I can to
stick with it. I am not perfect. I know I've
screwed it up in the past. I don't say their names.
I do not do it. I have always believed that
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that should be a national policy. I'm not going to
say a national law because you really don't want to
start making vas about things like that. I think it
should become an understandable part of our culture, where everybody
talked about a major news organizations, you on social media blogs,
you name it. I think there should be an embargo
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on naming these people because that is the difference. That's
why it ramped up. The first guys who did it
in Columbine got mega famous and got mega famous for
a long time. And if you're at home and you
feel like you have nothing to lose and you're demonic
and you get your hands on a weapon, whoa one
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day's worth of fame while taking out all that anger
can make the difference. And that's why they write everything down. Two.
They want you to know. They want you to find
these things. They want you to find their notebook. They're manifesto.
I'm mad at my dad, I'm mad at this Christian school,
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I'm mad at Republicans, I'm mad at They want you
to know it, and they want it read aloud on
CNN at night. It finally pushes them over the edge
to do it. You would have a fraction, a tiny
fraction of the school shootings. If these kids didn't get
famous for a day. But I don't want to say
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society today, because society has always been this way every
period of time in history is the same way. If
it bleeds, it leads. That's what they say in the media,
feel good stories. You know, every single local newscast in
the country. I guarantee you have a local news station
in your area that tries this. Every newscast tries to
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do a once a week. It's feel good Fridays, and
they'll highlight some lady who works at a soup soup
kitchen hand and out, or famous biscuits and let's introduce
Gwen and stuff like that. You know what's the lowest
rated thing they do all week, every single time. Because
we human beings, we want to see the bombs and
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the bullets and the blood, the tragedy. It's a part
of how we're made. I don't I'm not absolving myself
from that. We were supposed to go see a movie
later on tonight, that new Christian movie King of Kings.
It's supposed to be wonderful. I've heard it's really wonderful. Hey, Chris,
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you going And I'm kidding, But we were supposed to
go see King of Kings later on tonight. Ob got
the flu, so now we don't have to go. I'm
thrilled about it. Why no one's getting shot. And it's
a great movie, right, it's a good message and you
should go see it. And I will go see it
because I want to give them my business. I just
can't do it tonight because AB is sick. But I
don't want to go see a movie about Jesus. I
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want to go see I think there's a new movie
out called Warfare. I know there's a movie out called
working Man where we're a good guy who knows a
bunch of special forces stuff ends up murdering a bunch
of bad guys. Blood. That's what I want to see.
I'm guilty of pointing fingers, right, that's who we are.
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And so the news when one of these things happen,
they love it because you love it, because I love it,
And that's the sadness of it. Right. Let's get off
of that. Let's talk about dog fights, my political journey,
many many other things still to come. Let me talk
to you about your weekend. What are you going to do?
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You're gonna have some family time this weekend, after all,
it's easter, Chris, you're going to have some time. What
if you got the kids together, or maybe just did
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Show on a Friday. A fantastic ass, Doctor Jesse Friday.
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thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Hey Jesse, quick question about
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World War two dog fights? What are your thoughts? I
don't know why you would ask me about flight and
things like that when you should be asking Gail Kane.
And I'm so proud of us. I really am proud
of me because.
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I never in a gazillion years thought I could do this,
and I just saw a video of us walking up
the I don't want to call plank, but.
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What's the proper? What's the proper?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You gotta trust in yourself on this journey, and then
you're feeling in love when you come down for sure,
and you're feeling fat strength. So I feel really connected
to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I sailed on my first try.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I just let the boat do the work.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
That was my secret. I'm sorry. It's never gonna stop
being funny anyway. So I don't have a lot of
thoughts on dog fights. Actually I take that back. I
have tons of thoughts on dogfights, but I am not
a pilot, okay, So I need to stress that I
am not a pilot, but I am, however, a dude
who's obsessed with warfare like every other dude is. And
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one thing that I have learned is there's a lot
that goes into this stuff. I have a I'm gonna
see how delicate I can be answering this question. I
have somebody I know very well who is a current
fighter pilot, like a big boy type, and to hear
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him discuss it is fascinating. And we were having to
talk about this, about who wins, who doesn't win, and
stuff like that, and in fact, we were talking about
different kinds of jets. We were discussing our new F
thirty five versus this jet or that jet. And he said,
you know what F thirty five buys me? I said,
what he says about a quarter of a US second.
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And I said, okay, so you're not that impressed. He said, no, No,
a quarter of a second's everything. A quarter of a
second's me winning and you die. It buys me time
you don't have, and a quarter of a second is
the difference between me being alive and you dye. So
I am actually going to I'll tell you what. I'll
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give you a podcast that's not even mine that. I'm
warning you now it might bore you, but you might
nerd out on it. Elon Musk, who you obviously know.
Elon Musk is brilliant beyond belief when it comes to
flights and engines and rockets. He's just one of these types. Okay,
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you know who Dan Carlin is. Dan Carlin does a
bunch of history podcasts. Maybe you've listened to him, maybe
you haven't. Whatever, it doesn't matter. But Dan Carlin, I
can't point to you. I can't give you a link
because I don't know it. I don't have it in
front of me, So don't email me asking me to
do the work for you. Go find it. Dan Carlon
did a podcast with Elon Musk, and their topic of
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discussion was it was actually about World War two planes
and things like that. And if you're not a reader,
I prefer to read this stuff. But if you're not
a reader and you want something kind of fed to
you audibly, which you probably enjoy, right, otherwise he wouldn't
be listening to me, go download that. It's free, if
I remember right, it's free. At least it was they
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describe things or Elon really does the heavy lifting, but
describing things that I honestly didn't even think of before.
There are planes, there are engines that they do really
really well up until they get too high, and then
they don't do well at a certain altitude. There are
planes that do better when they're diving versus planes that
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can only rise so fast, like little things that non
pilots like me. Again, I know, I'm a lay person.
I know we have a bunch of pilots who actually listen,
commercial rate line pilots and fighter pilots. So don't email
me and yell at me because I'm an idiot. I know,
I don't know, but there are more things that go
into it than you can imagine. This plane was great,
but at a certain point it wouldn't work well if
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you were trying to do this with it because it
couldn't dive at that angle. And they'll just talk endlessly.
You can nerd out about the different types of planes,
the different engines. Why was this one great? Why did
this one usually beat this one but this one lost
to that one. I will compare it in this way,
very very very much to a styles Make Fights type thing,
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like an MMA, a UFC type thing where one guy.
Maybe his style is just uniquely tailored to beat the
guy across from him, but he can't beat the next guy,
who isn't necessarily better, he just has a different style.
So there's all kinds of different planes and wild things.
But also there's a second part of this which I
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really love. Pilot skin seemed to be. It seemed to
be from everything I've read on it, seventy five percent
of it, sixty seventy five percent of it. Have you
ever remember these Medal of Honor citations we do every Monday.
We've done ones on pilots before, and the numbers are
a little eye popping sometimes right when you see, Wait,
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one of our fighters went up and just he just
shot down six planes? What was everyb what were they
all doing? He would just charge our pilots would just
charge one guy. He would charge twenty planes and he
wouldn't even die. I mean a lot of our guys
did die. It wouldn't even die. He just mowed through six,
seven guys. He was so much better than the pilots.
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He was facing so much more experience. Because America had
a really, really, really smart training cycle. We would take
our best pilots and instead of leaving them out there
till they die, we would cycle them back into America
to train the next generation. With all that experience, we
just had better pilots and we would just mow through
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the other side, mo through the other side. Anyway, those
are my thoughts on dogfighting. Let's talk about Congress and
coffee next. This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And asked doctor
Jesse Friday, before I get back to the questions, uh,
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Jewish producer Chris brought up the Medal of Honor citation.
We read one time for Marine Corps pilot in World
War two Pacific James Elms sweat And I thought, even
though it's not Monday, I thought, just to kind of
prove a point about the fighter pilot thing, I thought,
maybe we should do a little mini Friday edition. What
do you think? Hey? Oh, by the way, man is
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still alive to this day? Chris said, he's over one
hundred one oh two. He's one o two. Chris, Chris,
he's actually dead. Did I just announce to everybody I'm
Live Radio that the man is alive and he's dead? Chris?
He died in two thousand and nine. So he's been
dead for a long time. It's like he's not even
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a little bit dead. It's not how they can pull
out the paddles and shock him back to life. He's
actually been dead for almost two decades, and I just
told everyone he was alive. This is this is what
I work with here, Hey, honoring those who went above
and beyond. It's medal of Honor Monday. This is for
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a James Elms Sweat born in Seattle, Washington. Also he's
dead for extraordinary heroism and personal valor above and beyond
the call of duty. As division leader of Marine Fighting
Squadron two to two one with Marine Aircraft Aircraft Group twelve,
first Marine Aircraft Wing in action against enemy Japanese aerial
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forces in the Solomon Islands area seven of April nineteen
forty three. In a daring flight to intercept a wave
of one hundred and fifty Japanese planes, a League First Lieutenant,
Sweat unhesitatingly hurled his four plane division into action against
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a formation of fifteen enemy bombers and personally exploded three
hostile planes in mid air with accurate and deadly fire
during his dive. Although separated from his division. While clearing
the heavy concentration of anti aircraft fire, he boldly attacked
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six enemy bombers, engaged the first four in turn, and
unaided shot down all in flames, exhausting his ammunition. As
he closed to the fifth enemy Japanese bomber, he relentlessly
drove his attack against terrific opposition, which partially disabled his engine,
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shattered the winds screen, and slashed his face. In spite
of this, he brought his battered plane down with skillful
precision in the water off to Loggi without further injury.
The superb airmanship and tenacious fighting spirit which enabled First
Lieutenant Swept to destroy seven enemy bombers in a single
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flight were in keeping with the highest traditions of US
Naval services. And I believe, if memory serves me, that
it was actually some tribesmen, some natives in canoes who
went and got him on an underrated I bet you
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there are good books written about this. I've only read
books that weren't about it, who talked about it an
underrated part of World War Two in the Pacific were
all these islands. The Japanese would take over all these islands,
but they didn't own every square inch of the island.
There were oftentimes tribal peoples tribes who were on the
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island who didn't like the horrible Japanese oppression because you
can imagine how the Japanese would treat tribal peoples when
they ran into them, and they would aid the various
British and American guerrilla fighters. They would give us information,
they would rescue our guys. They mean, it's a really
cool part of World War Two. I'm surprised. I'm surprised
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they haven't made a movie over something like that. Oh well,
hollywould have probably screwed it up anyway. Jesse, I know
you grew up Republican but not overly political, and later
ran for Congress as a conservative. But at what point
did you finally get the whole picture and become a
true anti communist? How did this transition happen for you?
I know you're mentally slow, so it gives me hope
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for others. Just kidding, Thanks for sharing your experience. Okay,
So here's kind of my story for those who are
new to the show. And I realized there are many
that are new to the show. So, like you said,
I did not grow up in a highly political household.
We were just a construction family. That's all we did.
We were patriotic, though there was always that aspect to it.
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And as I've said, the only political conversation I can
ever remember having with my parents was I asked my
dad once when I was I think it was kindergarten, hey,
are we democrats of Republicans? And he said, we're Republicans.
And that's the only thing he ever said. Okay, that's
the way it went. But we weren't hugely political. I
have always been a history freak, even as a child,
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a small child, I was that nerd reading books. I
love to read. I've always loved to read, hoovering up
as much of that stuff as I could and join
the Marines. Still not hugely political. I'm a Republican at
this point, but still not hugely political. I get out
of the Marines after four years, still not hugely political.
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I go back to work in construction. I'm working out
of town. I'm working in a place called Ajo, Arizona,
this tiny little town we're living in Tucson, Arizona. At
the time. Aub and I and I have all this
extra time on the road. All this time on the roagues,
I'm driving out of town. I've got this construction job.
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So I start consuming books on tape and more political
radio just because it happened to be on at the time.
And I started consuming this stuff, and I start to
feel obligated to get involved politically. That's really what really
sparked my interest in it. I didn't like what was
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happening to the country. I really did not like Barack Obama,
and I wanted to get involved. So I ran for
Congress twice out of nowhere. I'd never been in office,
I'd never run for anything, but I was just mad.
Turns out I wasn't bad at it. I won the
Republican nomination twice for Congress. Can you believe that I
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almost won the actual congressional seat. It was four thousand
votes separated Gabrielle Giffords and I. So it was just
huge political run. Why After I get done losing, I
went back to DC for a year, worked in politics
for a year, hated living in that rude blue dump,
and I moved to Texas and just kind of walked
away from politics really completely. For the most part, I
still followed it and read and stuff like that. But
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I was selling RVs. I was just this is my
last job before I started doing this, just in the
regular civilian world, trying to pay the bills and make
ends meet, same way you're doing. I kept getting angrier
and angrier at really both sides, to be honest with you,
at the destruction of the country, about how they would
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just tear through everything and spend all this money and
open and do all these nakedly corrupt things. I got
so angry that I couldn't freaking stand it. And then
if you're asking when I came from, how I came
from more of a traditional conservative to hardcore anti communists,
I don't think that's a big adjustment. By the way,
I don't know that I moved that much. If you
look at old videos of young Jesse running for Congress,
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it said the same thing back then. It was twenty
years ago, well fifteen years ago, said the same stuff
back then. I say, now, I haven't changed that much.
But what I did wake up to was this, for
the longest time I had i'd kind of gone along
with the traditional notion that they're just misguided. They're just misguided. Sure,
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there are some bad people, but they're just naive. This
one's just misguided. They're not this. But that didn't add
up after long, after a long enough time, it didn't
add up that they were just misguided. So I decided
to in my own life, and you can do this.
I decided to test something. It's good to test things.
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This was my test. Okay, if I instead of thinking
they're misguided, if I instead if I think they're evil
and they're destroying things on purpose, does that offer a
better explanation for what I'm seeing? And as soon as
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I got to that point, what if I just assume
that they're intentionally destroying everything they touch? As soon as
I put that to the test, it was like scales
fell from my eyes. It was obviously intentional. It wasn't
a whoopsie, it wasn't an accident. These people really genuinely
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don't like America, and they really do think they're the
good guys by trying to destroy it. That's how democrats think.
I'm sorry, That's how I got here. Let's move on.
Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccian, it is the Jesse Kelly
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Show on a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday, and
I can't believe I have to have this conversation before
I get back to the e emails. But Jewish producer
Chris are in the break. I honestly, I thought he
was doing a bit for a minute, but he wasn't
doing a bit. Remember during the last segment when I
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said the scales fell from my eyes on my life,
Chris asked me what that meant? What does that mean?
What does that mean? I don't understand what it meant. Chris.
Allow me to explain, because there is this thing out
there that you might be unfamiliar with. And now I'm
not talking about shellfish. It's called the New Testament, Chris, Okay,
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so now listen, I'm just explaining how it's going. There
was a man by the name of Saul. No, no, no, Chris, No,
you don't get to do the I know thing now. Now.
Saul he didn't like Christians and he was participating in
the murder of Christians. Saul was eventually struck with blindness
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by God himself. And then after an encounter the quote
scales fell from his eyes and he could see again.
I won't go into the whole, you know, after he
ran into an encounter. Well, the encounter happened. Then he
got blind, and then he had to go do this thing,
and then the scaled the scales fell from his eyes.
How do you not know this story? Even though you're
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a Jew? How do you not know this story? Everyone
knows this story. All the scales in his eyes don't
make any sense. Do you think that's maybe too far
for God? I think that he could put whatever. I
don't know what kind of biblical interpretation. Maybe he had cataracts. Okay,
I don't know, Chris, I'm not the god of the universe.
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Maybe I can ask him one day. Okay, Jesse, you
pride yourself on being the menu whisper and definer of
what is good, bad, and disgusting. Yet you have no
affinity for good or bad coffee. You might even think
it's possible not to tell the difference. I don't. I
don't want to. I don't want you to buy COMMI coffee,
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But I challenge you to buy an Americano from Starbucks,
basically a cup of coffee. If you can't agree with
me that it's the worst cup of coffee you will
ever drink, then you could probably drink battery acid. Just fine.
His name is Lance. Look here's my only experience with
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an Americano. I don't know what it is, okay. And
the last time I had to go get my car serviced,
they have a coffee machine in there. And I went
up to the coffee machine. Then it was one of
those big fancy ones the coffee places have where you
put the cup under it and then you have to
pick what kind you want on the screen, and it
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was all weird stuff. It was all would you like
an espresso, a mulchabato about to dido or whatever? And
I just wanted a cup of Okay, That's all I
wanted is a cup of coffee. And I turned to
the woman who was restocking the Cheetos and I said, lady,
how do I just get a cup of coffee from
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this machine? Because there was no on my life, there
was no button that just said coffee. And she said, oh,
that's an Americano And so I beat beetpep. I pressed
a button. If that's coffee, count me out. It was awful,
absolutely awful. What Chris Americano is a watered down espresso?
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Well it's not coffee, it's not coffee, right, that doesn't count, Chris,
do our espresso beans and coffee beans different beans. They're
not different beans the same beans. Look at how smart
I am. I'm learning so much now I'm there, you
and your stupid coffee grinders. Hey, Jesse, did Adam and
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Eve have belly buttons? I've wondered this too, because it
wouldn't make sense that they do have belly buttons. But
here's the problem with it. I don't think we're ever
gonna find out. No here, no hear me out. We
get to Heaven, then, obviously God's going to be pretty understanding.
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I have questions. I want to know how big the
dinosaurs really were. I want to like, I want to
know things. Am I allowed to fly like I want?
I want? I want these important things. But you know
what I don't think is going to be appropriate strolling
up to Eve and saying, hey, I want to see
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I want to say what you can't do that? Adam
will probably be right there? What Chris? What Chris has said?
Who's to say? She's not still wearing leaves. She's going
to be covered up, Chris. It's heaven, okay, not Marty Gras,
all right, She's going to be dressed appropriately in heaven.
She's going to be covered. And now what if you
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pass even the Chad morning, I'm going to wonder and
you know, and then you're gonna have to Then you
look creepy. You're always looking down at Eve. There's no
way to ask that of somebody and not have it
be awkward. Now, maybe because God understands everything, maybe he
will understand immediately. I understand you all have questions. So
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I have asked Eve to come in today to do
a little reveal, to see to show you what she
has and what she doesn't have. There's nothing creepy about this,
but I don't want your questions to remain out there.
I believe that God would maybe do that. If he doesn't,
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someone's going to have to ask her. And I think
we all know who that someone's going to be. It
has to be me. Who else is going to do it?
You're going to do it. Chris, you would never do it.
Corey would never do it. It has to be established.
You know what the right movie, here's the right move.
You get to know Adam. Get to know Adam. He's
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probably cool. He's been around longer than anybody else. He's
probably cool. He's gonna have all he's gonna be gonna
think of the stories Adam is gonna have. You go
get to know Adam. Maybe maybe you start a cornhall
corn hole tournament with Adam. He'll be on my team
and we'll just be sitting there a couple of beers,
if we're allowed to do it, a couple of beers.
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And hey, so Adam, me and the fellows have been wondering,
and there's nothing inappropriate about this at all. We just
want to know. Belly button? Is he a ya or
inn a on it? And is it an inny or
an AUTI? If she has one, is it like a
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normal one where there's a little hole there or is
there one of the kind of weird little buttons on it?
I don't know. I couldn't imagine. Why won't she have one? Chris?
What do you? What do you? What are you making
that face for? I don't know. We have to figure
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talk about World War Two, dog fights, cups of coffee.
We're gonna talk about killers, These killers who write everything down,
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the manifestos, my political arc, if you will, All that
and so much more coming up on the world Famous
Jesse Kelly Show. I'm going to get to this one
right off the bat. Jesse, what is to deal with
writing a manifesto? Manifesto? Why do killers write a manifesto
describing why they're going to commit mass destruction or murder?
(00:56):
Is this something they learned to do in college or something?
Why bother with a manifesto? I'm just curious, Okay. So
there is something that is very very real for all
human beings. This is about all of us, You and
me and everybody. People want to feel heard. They want
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to feel important in some way. I don't mean necessarily
fame or something like that, but all human beings, all
of them, men, women, children, They want to feel like
they have a voice. They want to feel some amount
of power, some amount of power of control over the
things in their lives, and if you manipulate that in really,
(01:45):
really terrible ways, you can end up with what happens
with so many of these mass shooters, so many of
these killers. You see Columbine, it's something if you're young enough,
you weren't even alive because this was so many years ago. Chris,
wasn't Columbine the nineties? I forget. I'm pretty sure it
was the nineties, But anyway, I was a kid. Wohen't
(02:06):
Columbine happened? I was young anyway, And Chris said, ninety nine, Okay, yeah,
it was the year I graduated high school? Was Columbine?
Now again, it's so weird because our world has changed
so much in the last twenty six years. Before Colinbine,
it's not as if there wasn't ever a mass shooting,
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but it really was almost unheard of. It was almost
completely unheard of. It just is not one of those
things that happened. And then after Colinbine, they're all the time. Now,
Let's be honest, it's every year. There will be generally
multiple a year with various degrees of death, right, but
(02:48):
there are multiple a year. What happened, well, a really horrible,
toxic stew of things happened at once that has created
mass shooting culture. So we're not going to go into
all of it, the medications they're on, and I'm not
even going to go into the communist aspect of it.
(03:09):
I'm gonna set all that stuff aside here. One of
the worst parts of it was the Colin Bine school
shooters were made instantly famous, instantly. I could tell you
right now, and I will not even though you already
know it. I could tell you their names off the
top of my head right now because after that horrible
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school shooting, it was such a shock. I'm not even
blaming the media or anyone on the left or right.
It was such a shock. It was such a sea change. Wait,
a bunch of school kids got mowed down by their classmates.
It was such a shock that it was all the
news could talk about. And I was a young man, right,
a teenager at seventeen, eighteen years old. It was all
(03:53):
you could see on the television forever. It seemed like
for a year. You would see their names, you would
see their faces, the pictures of them up. They would
be interviewing the victims and talk about the parents, and
those guys became famous immediately. Well, now let's talk about
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how twisted up in evil you have to be to
decide you want to murder other human beings, oftentimes indiscriminately.
You are angry for, maybe you are bullied. I will
always believe, most often that these people are demon possessed
in some way. Demons are real. When you read a
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story about a mother drowning or babies in a bathtub,
almost universally she will talk about the voices in her
head telling you to do so. Those are demons, right,
I believe that it's again a mixture of a bunch
of things. You hate your life, you're angry, your whatever,
and now you want to hurt people. Well, not only
(04:56):
do you want to hurt people. This publicity call culture
we have now it gives you the ability to hurt people,
to hurt people publicly, and to get famous for it. Now,
if you're some mentally ill, demonic loser who hates everything,
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you've decided to become murderous. You decided you want to
murder people. Being famous, even if it's famous in death,
even if it's fame, you will never see. Being famous,
it's very, very appealing and maybe you're the type of
person before the fame came with it. Maybe you're the
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type of person who wouldn't have actually gone through with it.
Yeah you hate your classmates or your teacher, or your
mob or whatever it is, and yeah you want to
kill them, but you you didn't have the little nudge
to push you over the edge to do it. Time
after time after time after time after time. We see this. Now,
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they write it down, they talk about it, they want
to do it, they end up doing it. The final
nudge is the fact that they will become known and famous.
And even if you say to yourself right now, well, yeah,
but they're so common, you'll only be famous for twenty
four hours, and then everyone will forget. That's twenty four
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hours longer than that person has felt relevant and important
for the entirety of their lives. For twenty four hours,
people will know their names. And it's why I have
a rule, and I try the best I can to
stick with it. I am not perfect. I know I've
screwed it up in the past. I don't say their names.
I do not do it. I have always believed that
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that should be a national policy. I'm not going to
say a national law because you really don't want to
start making vas about things like that. I think it
should become an understandable part of our culture, where everybody
talked about a major news organizations, you on social media blogs,
you name it. I think there should be an embargo
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on naming these people because that is the difference. That's
why it ramped up. The first guys who did it
in Columbine got mega famous and got mega famous for
a long time. And if you're at home and you
feel like you have nothing to lose and you're demonic
and you get your hands on a weapon, whoa one
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day's worth of fame while taking out all that anger
can make the difference. And that's why they write everything down. Two.
They want you to know. They want you to find
these things. They want you to find their notebook. They're manifesto.
I'm mad at my dad, I'm mad at this Christian school,
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I'm mad at Republicans, I'm mad at They want you
to know it, and they want it read aloud on
CNN at night. It finally pushes them over the edge
to do it. You would have a fraction, a tiny
fraction of the school shootings. If these kids didn't get
famous for a day. But I don't want to say
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society today, because society has always been this way every
period of time in history is the same way. If
it bleeds, it leads. That's what they say in the media,
feel good stories. You know, every single local newscast in
the country. I guarantee you have a local news station
in your area that tries this. Every newscast tries to
(08:37):
do a once a week. It's feel good Fridays, and
they'll highlight some lady who works at a soup soup
kitchen hand and out, or famous biscuits and let's introduce
Gwen and stuff like that. You know what's the lowest
rated thing they do all week, every single time. Because
we human beings, we want to see the bombs and
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the bullets and the blood, the tragedy. It's a part
of how we're made. I don't I'm not absolving myself
from that. We were supposed to go see a movie
later on tonight, that new Christian movie King of Kings.
It's supposed to be wonderful. I've heard it's really wonderful. Hey, Chris,
(09:19):
you going And I'm kidding, But we were supposed to
go see King of Kings later on tonight. Ob got
the flu, so now we don't have to go. I'm
thrilled about it. Why no one's getting shot. And it's
a great movie, right, it's a good message and you
should go see it. And I will go see it
because I want to give them my business. I just
can't do it tonight because AB is sick. But I
don't want to go see a movie about Jesus. I
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want to go see I think there's a new movie
out called Warfare. I know there's a movie out called
working Man where we're a good guy who knows a
bunch of special forces stuff ends up murdering a bunch
of bad guys. Blood. That's what I want to see.
I'm guilty of pointing fingers, right, that's who we are.
(10:02):
And so the news when one of these things happen,
they love it because you love it, because I love it,
And that's the sadness of it. Right. Let's get off
of that. Let's talk about dog fights, my political journey,
many many other things still to come. Let me talk
to you about your weekend. What are you going to do?
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World War two dog fights? What are your thoughts? I
don't know why you would ask me about flight and
things like that when you should be asking Gail Kane.
And I'm so proud of us. I really am proud
of me because.
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I never in a gazillion years thought I could do this,
and I just saw a video of us walking up
the I don't want to call plank, but.
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What's the proper? What's the proper?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
You gotta trust in yourself on this journey, and then
you're feeling in love when you come down for sure,
and you're feeling fat strength. So I feel really connected
to that strong, divine feminine right now.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I sailed on my first try.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I just let the boat do the work.
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That was my secret. I'm sorry. It's never gonna stop
being funny anyway. So I don't have a lot of
thoughts on dog fights. Actually I take that back. I
have tons of thoughts on dogfights, but I am not
a pilot, okay, So I need to stress that I
am not a pilot, but I am, however, a dude
who's obsessed with warfare like every other dude is. And
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one thing that I have learned is there's a lot
that goes into this stuff. I have a I'm gonna
see how delicate I can be answering this question. I
have somebody I know very well who is a current
fighter pilot, like a big boy type, and to hear
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him discuss it is fascinating. And we were having to
talk about this, about who wins, who doesn't win, and
stuff like that, and in fact, we were talking about
different kinds of jets. We were discussing our new F
thirty five versus this jet or that jet. And he said,
you know what F thirty five buys me? I said,
what he says about a quarter of a US second.
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And I said, okay, so you're not that impressed. He said, no, No,
a quarter of a second's everything. A quarter of a
second's me winning and you die. It buys me time
you don't have, and a quarter of a second is
the difference between me being alive and you dye. So
I am actually going to I'll tell you what. I'll
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give you a podcast that's not even mine that. I'm
warning you now it might bore you, but you might
nerd out on it. Elon Musk, who you obviously know.
Elon Musk is brilliant beyond belief when it comes to
flights and engines and rockets. He's just one of these types. Okay,
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you know who Dan Carlin is. Dan Carlin does a
bunch of history podcasts. Maybe you've listened to him, maybe
you haven't. Whatever, it doesn't matter. But Dan Carlin, I
can't point to you. I can't give you a link
because I don't know it. I don't have it in
front of me, So don't email me asking me to
do the work for you. Go find it. Dan Carlon
did a podcast with Elon Musk, and their topic of
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discussion was it was actually about World War two planes
and things like that. And if you're not a reader,
I prefer to read this stuff. But if you're not
a reader and you want something kind of fed to
you audibly, which you probably enjoy, right, otherwise he wouldn't
be listening to me, go download that. It's free, if
I remember right, it's free. At least it was they
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describe things or Elon really does the heavy lifting, but
describing things that I honestly didn't even think of before.
There are planes, there are engines that they do really
really well up until they get too high, and then
they don't do well at a certain altitude. There are
planes that do better when they're diving versus planes that
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can only rise so fast, like little things that non
pilots like me. Again, I know, I'm a lay person.
I know we have a bunch of pilots who actually listen,
commercial rate line pilots and fighter pilots. So don't email
me and yell at me because I'm an idiot. I know,
I don't know, but there are more things that go
into it than you can imagine. This plane was great,
but at a certain point it wouldn't work well if
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you were trying to do this with it because it
couldn't dive at that angle. And they'll just talk endlessly.
You can nerd out about the different types of planes,
the different engines. Why was this one great? Why did
this one usually beat this one but this one lost
to that one. I will compare it in this way,
very very very much to a styles Make Fights type thing,
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like an MMA, a UFC type thing where one guy.
Maybe his style is just uniquely tailored to beat the
guy across from him, but he can't beat the next guy,
who isn't necessarily better, he just has a different style.
So there's all kinds of different planes and wild things.
But also there's a second part of this which I
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really love. Pilot skin seemed to be. It seemed to
be from everything I've read on it, seventy five percent
of it, sixty seventy five percent of it. Have you
ever remember these Medal of Honor citations we do every Monday.
We've done ones on pilots before, and the numbers are
a little eye popping sometimes right when you see, Wait,
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one of our fighters went up and just he just
shot down six planes? What was everyb what were they
all doing? He would just charge our pilots would just
charge one guy. He would charge twenty planes and he
wouldn't even die. I mean a lot of our guys
did die. It wouldn't even die. He just mowed through six,
seven guys. He was so much better than the pilots.
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He was facing so much more experience. Because America had
a really, really, really smart training cycle. We would take
our best pilots and instead of leaving them out there
till they die, we would cycle them back into America
to train the next generation. With all that experience, we
just had better pilots and we would just mow through
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the other side, mo through the other side. Anyway, those
are my thoughts on dogfighting. Let's talk about Congress and
coffee next. This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. And asked doctor
Jesse Friday, before I get back to the questions, uh,
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Jewish producer Chris brought up the Medal of Honor citation.
We read one time for Marine Corps pilot in World
War two Pacific James Elms sweat And I thought, even
though it's not Monday, I thought, just to kind of
prove a point about the fighter pilot thing, I thought,
maybe we should do a little mini Friday edition. What
do you think? Hey? Oh, by the way, man is
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still alive to this day? Chris said, he's over one
hundred one oh two. He's one o two. Chris, Chris,
he's actually dead. Did I just announce to everybody I'm
Live Radio that the man is alive and he's dead? Chris?
He died in two thousand and nine. So he's been
dead for a long time. It's like he's not even
(19:08):
a little bit dead. It's not how they can pull
out the paddles and shock him back to life. He's
actually been dead for almost two decades, and I just
told everyone he was alive. This is this is what
I work with here, Hey, honoring those who went above
and beyond. It's medal of Honor Monday. This is for
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a James Elms Sweat born in Seattle, Washington. Also he's
dead for extraordinary heroism and personal valor above and beyond
the call of duty. As division leader of Marine Fighting
Squadron two to two one with Marine Aircraft Aircraft Group twelve,
first Marine Aircraft Wing in action against enemy Japanese aerial
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forces in the Solomon Islands area seven of April nineteen
forty three. In a daring flight to intercept a wave
of one hundred and fifty Japanese planes, a League First Lieutenant,
Sweat unhesitatingly hurled his four plane division into action against
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a formation of fifteen enemy bombers and personally exploded three
hostile planes in mid air with accurate and deadly fire
during his dive. Although separated from his division. While clearing
the heavy concentration of anti aircraft fire, he boldly attacked
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six enemy bombers, engaged the first four in turn, and
unaided shot down all in flames, exhausting his ammunition. As
he closed to the fifth enemy Japanese bomber, he relentlessly
drove his attack against terrific opposition, which partially disabled his engine,
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shattered the winds screen, and slashed his face. In spite
of this, he brought his battered plane down with skillful
precision in the water off to Loggi without further injury.
The superb airmanship and tenacious fighting spirit which enabled First
Lieutenant Swept to destroy seven enemy bombers in a single
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flight were in keeping with the highest traditions of US
Naval services. And I believe, if memory serves me, that
it was actually some tribesmen, some natives in canoes who
went and got him on an underrated I bet you
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there are good books written about this. I've only read
books that weren't about it, who talked about it an
underrated part of World War Two in the Pacific were
all these islands. The Japanese would take over all these islands,
but they didn't own every square inch of the island.
There were oftentimes tribal peoples tribes who were on the
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island who didn't like the horrible Japanese oppression because you
can imagine how the Japanese would treat tribal peoples when
they ran into them, and they would aid the various
British and American guerrilla fighters. They would give us information,
they would rescue our guys. They mean, it's a really
cool part of World War Two. I'm surprised. I'm surprised
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they haven't made a movie over something like that. Oh well,
hollywould have probably screwed it up anyway. Jesse, I know
you grew up Republican but not overly political, and later
ran for Congress as a conservative. But at what point
did you finally get the whole picture and become a
true anti communist? How did this transition happen for you?
I know you're mentally slow, so it gives me hope
(22:42):
for others. Just kidding, Thanks for sharing your experience. Okay,
So here's kind of my story for those who are
new to the show. And I realized there are many
that are new to the show. So, like you said,
I did not grow up in a highly political household.
We were just a construction family. That's all we did.
We were patriotic, though there was always that aspect to it.
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And as I've said, the only political conversation I can
ever remember having with my parents was I asked my
dad once when I was I think it was kindergarten, hey,
are we democrats of Republicans? And he said, we're Republicans.
And that's the only thing he ever said. Okay, that's
the way it went. But we weren't hugely political. I
have always been a history freak, even as a child,
(23:27):
a small child, I was that nerd reading books. I
love to read. I've always loved to read, hoovering up
as much of that stuff as I could and join
the Marines. Still not hugely political. I'm a Republican at
this point, but still not hugely political. I get out
of the Marines after four years, still not hugely political.
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I go back to work in construction. I'm working out
of town. I'm working in a place called Ajo, Arizona,
this tiny little town we're living in Tucson, Arizona. At
the time. Aub and I and I have all this
extra time on the road. All this time on the roagues,
I'm driving out of town. I've got this construction job.
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So I start consuming books on tape and more political
radio just because it happened to be on at the time.
And I started consuming this stuff, and I start to
feel obligated to get involved politically. That's really what really
sparked my interest in it. I didn't like what was
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happening to the country. I really did not like Barack Obama,
and I wanted to get involved. So I ran for
Congress twice out of nowhere. I'd never been in office,
I'd never run for anything, but I was just mad.
Turns out I wasn't bad at it. I won the
Republican nomination twice for Congress. Can you believe that I
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almost won the actual congressional seat. It was four thousand
votes separated Gabrielle Giffords and I. So it was just
huge political run. Why After I get done losing, I
went back to DC for a year, worked in politics
for a year, hated living in that rude blue dump,
and I moved to Texas and just kind of walked
away from politics really completely. For the most part, I
still followed it and read and stuff like that. But
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I was selling RVs. I was just this is my
last job before I started doing this, just in the
regular civilian world, trying to pay the bills and make
ends meet, same way you're doing. I kept getting angrier
and angrier at really both sides, to be honest with you,
at the destruction of the country, about how they would
(25:38):
just tear through everything and spend all this money and
open and do all these nakedly corrupt things. I got
so angry that I couldn't freaking stand it. And then
if you're asking when I came from, how I came
from more of a traditional conservative to hardcore anti communists,
I don't think that's a big adjustment. By the way,
I don't know that I moved that much. If you
look at old videos of young Jesse running for Congress,
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it said the same thing back then. It was twenty
years ago, well fifteen years ago, said the same stuff
back then. I say, now, I haven't changed that much.
But what I did wake up to was this, for
the longest time I had i'd kind of gone along
with the traditional notion that they're just misguided. They're just misguided. Sure,
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there are some bad people, but they're just naive. This
one's just misguided. They're not this. But that didn't add
up after long, after a long enough time, it didn't
add up that they were just misguided. So I decided
to in my own life, and you can do this.
I decided to test something. It's good to test things.
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This was my test. Okay, if I instead of thinking
they're misguided, if I instead if I think they're evil
and they're destroying things on purpose, does that offer a
better explanation for what I'm seeing? And as soon as
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I got to that point, what if I just assume
that they're intentionally destroying everything they touch? As soon as
I put that to the test, it was like scales
fell from my eyes. It was obviously intentional. It wasn't
a whoopsie, it wasn't an accident. These people really genuinely
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don't like America, and they really do think they're the
good guys by trying to destroy it. That's how democrats think.
I'm sorry, That's how I got here. Let's move on.
Hang on, Jesse Kelly, Vaccian, it is the Jesse Kelly
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Show on a Friday and ass doctor Jesse Friday, and
I can't believe I have to have this conversation before
I get back to the e emails. But Jewish producer
Chris are in the break. I honestly, I thought he
was doing a bit for a minute, but he wasn't
doing a bit. Remember during the last segment when I
(28:11):
said the scales fell from my eyes on my life,
Chris asked me what that meant? What does that mean?
What does that mean? I don't understand what it meant. Chris.
Allow me to explain, because there is this thing out
there that you might be unfamiliar with. And now I'm
not talking about shellfish. It's called the New Testament, Chris, Okay,
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so now listen, I'm just explaining how it's going. There
was a man by the name of Saul. No, no, no, Chris, No,
you don't get to do the I know thing now. Now.
Saul he didn't like Christians and he was participating in
the murder of Christians. Saul was eventually struck with blindness
(29:03):
by God himself. And then after an encounter the quote
scales fell from his eyes and he could see again.
I won't go into the whole, you know, after he
ran into an encounter. Well, the encounter happened. Then he
got blind, and then he had to go do this thing,
and then the scaled the scales fell from his eyes.
How do you not know this story? Even though you're
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a Jew? How do you not know this story? Everyone
knows this story. All the scales in his eyes don't
make any sense. Do you think that's maybe too far
for God? I think that he could put whatever. I
don't know what kind of biblical interpretation. Maybe he had cataracts. Okay,
I don't know, Chris, I'm not the god of the universe.
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Maybe I can ask him one day. Okay, Jesse, you
pride yourself on being the menu whisper and definer of
what is good, bad, and disgusting. Yet you have no
affinity for good or bad coffee. You might even think
it's possible not to tell the difference. I don't. I
don't want to. I don't want you to buy COMMI coffee,
(30:06):
But I challenge you to buy an Americano from Starbucks,
basically a cup of coffee. If you can't agree with
me that it's the worst cup of coffee you will
ever drink, then you could probably drink battery acid. Just fine.
His name is Lance. Look here's my only experience with
(30:27):
an Americano. I don't know what it is, okay. And
the last time I had to go get my car serviced,
they have a coffee machine in there. And I went
up to the coffee machine. Then it was one of
those big fancy ones the coffee places have where you
put the cup under it and then you have to
pick what kind you want on the screen, and it
(30:49):
was all weird stuff. It was all would you like
an espresso, a mulchabato about to dido or whatever? And
I just wanted a cup of Okay, That's all I
wanted is a cup of coffee. And I turned to
the woman who was restocking the Cheetos and I said, lady,
how do I just get a cup of coffee from
(31:10):
this machine? Because there was no on my life, there
was no button that just said coffee. And she said, oh,
that's an Americano And so I beat beetpep. I pressed
a button. If that's coffee, count me out. It was awful,
absolutely awful. What Chris Americano is a watered down espresso?
(31:32):
Well it's not coffee, it's not coffee, right, that doesn't count, Chris,
do our espresso beans and coffee beans different beans. They're
not different beans the same beans. Look at how smart
I am. I'm learning so much now I'm there, you
and your stupid coffee grinders. Hey, Jesse, did Adam and
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Eve have belly buttons? I've wondered this too, because it
wouldn't make sense that they do have belly buttons. But
here's the problem with it. I don't think we're ever
gonna find out. No here, no hear me out. We
get to Heaven, then, obviously God's going to be pretty understanding.
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I have questions. I want to know how big the
dinosaurs really were. I want to like, I want to
know things. Am I allowed to fly like I want?
I want? I want these important things. But you know
what I don't think is going to be appropriate strolling
up to Eve and saying, hey, I want to see
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I want to say what you can't do that? Adam
will probably be right there? What Chris? What Chris has said?
Who's to say? She's not still wearing leaves. She's going
to be covered up, Chris. It's heaven, okay, not Marty Gras,
all right, She's going to be dressed appropriately in heaven.
She's going to be covered. And now what if you
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pass even the Chad morning, I'm going to wonder and
you know, and then you're gonna have to Then you
look creepy. You're always looking down at Eve. There's no
way to ask that of somebody and not have it
be awkward. Now, maybe because God understands everything, maybe he
will understand immediately. I understand you all have questions. So
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I have asked Eve to come in today to do
a little reveal, to see to show you what she
has and what she doesn't have. There's nothing creepy about this,
but I don't want your questions to remain out there.
I believe that God would maybe do that. If he doesn't,
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someone's going to have to ask her. And I think
we all know who that someone's going to be. It
has to be me. Who else is going to do it?
You're going to do it. Chris, you would never do it.
Corey would never do it. It has to be established.
You know what the right movie, here's the right move.
You get to know Adam. Get to know Adam. He's
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probably cool. He's been around longer than anybody else. He's
probably cool. He's gonna have all he's gonna be gonna
think of the stories Adam is gonna have. You go
get to know Adam. Maybe maybe you start a cornhall
corn hole tournament with Adam. He'll be on my team
and we'll just be sitting there a couple of beers,
if we're allowed to do it, a couple of beers.
(34:27):
And hey, so Adam, me and the fellows have been wondering,
and there's nothing inappropriate about this at all. We just
want to know. Belly button? Is he a ya or
inn a on it? And is it an inny or
an AUTI? If she has one, is it like a
(34:51):
normal one where there's a little hole there or is
there one of the kind of weird little buttons on it?
I don't know. I couldn't imagine. Why won't she have one? Chris?
What do you? What do you? What are you making
that face for? I don't know. We have to figure
things out, Chris, it's Friday. I've already figured out my
favorite cell phone company. If you, Pure Talk's the best.
(35:13):
Pure Talk not only saves me a fortune. Pure Talk
they don't ever spend my money on things I hate.
Now that's the problem with corporate America today. Now that
it became infected with all this cultural Marxist filth. Corporate
America takes your money and then they do corporate social responsibility,
(35:34):
maybe the three most evil words in the English language.
What corporate social responsibility means is we will take a
portion of our profits and spend it on some disgusting
left wing cause, meaning you and me, we fund that
that let us drag parade. You notice they all have
corporate funding. Go look at the list and then ask me,
(35:58):
are you happy you have Verizon AT and T and
T Mobile? Switch to pure talk. It's easy. You keep
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It's time. Look, it's time. It's the weekend to do it.
Pick up that cell phone and dial pound two five
zero and say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say
(36:22):
Jesse Kelly, all right, talk about sending your kids to college.
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