April 18, 2025 • 36 mins
The Trump administration is a return to sanity. The spice and dyes we take for granted. Being disappointed in your kids. Jelly on cheddar bay biscuits. The trust between the American government and it’s people has been shattered and the only way to get it back is to open the books.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. But
do not cry. We will be back on Monday. And
here's what we have on tap for this hour. Well,
a bunch of different things. Yes, we're gonna discuss some
political things, some tranny stuff. Someone wants to discuss the Minoans.
(00:35):
What do you do with your kids when they want
to go to college? Cheddar Bay Biscuits. A lady wants
to talk about women having thinning hair. All that and
so much more coming up on the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna touch on this though
really quickly. This was Harrison Fields today.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We have the audacity to make Transvisibility Month a proclamation
on the day of Easter. I can tell you here,
under President Trump's leadership, there will never be a transvisibility month.
And on Easter we will be celebrating one man, and
that is Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is nice having sanity back. And remember remember a
lot of the things that you might feel like excusing
as accidental are not at all accidental. Even if you
don't want to fight a cultural war, even if you're
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not interested in it, the communists are interested in it.
Therefore you must It's not up to you. I'm sorry,
I thought that sucks. But when it comes to being
in a fight, it does not take two sides. If
one side decides you're in a fight, you're in a fight.
Why do you think Why do you think the LGBTQ
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demon mob picked the rainbow? What do you think that was?
You think that it's an accident that they happen to
pick a sacred symbol to Christians, to Jews, to people
who believe that God flooded the earth and promised he
wouldn't do it again. You think they just kind of
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stumbled into that. Hey, what if we use the rainbow?
Do you think it's an accident? The demons inside the
Biden administration took Easter and made it transvisibility month. It's
not an accident. They constantly shout right in your face
that they hate you and they're at war with you.
(02:34):
What's holding us back is our our willingness to acknowledge
the fact now things have changed.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
This is Maine's Governor Janet Mills. Communists will use a tactic.
I want to bring this up before we get back
to the emails. A tactic that you have run into.
I guarantee it. If you are ever around Democrats, you
will run into this one tactic. They use it all
the time because they lie about everything at all.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Times, for the truth might become might have become a
bit of a distraction.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well that's not happening, or it's not a big deal,
or how does it affect you. I brought this up
because the last time I got together with a group
of friends and one of my buddies brought his buddy
who's Democrat, and I know him. It's not as if
I don't know him. We're acquaintances. We've talked about his
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Democrat buddy. My friends were going off about it was
about really it was about movies. We were discussing and
about One of my buddies goes off and says, you
can't even take the freaking kids to see anything anymore.
Everybody's got a tranny or a gay love story. Now
you can't take the kids anything anymore. I'm sick to
death of all this stuff. And my buddy, the Democrat,
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his only contribution was he actually took all three of
those things. Oh that's not true, it's not every movie.
And my other buddy freaks out and pulls up up
every single major motion picture and proves him wrong. And
then as soon as he got proven wrong, Remember they
will always move, they will always shift. Right. As soon
as he got proven wrong, he went with the well,
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how does it affect you, Well, just don't go. Well,
why do you have to take your kids to it?
They love using these tactics. Here's Maine's governor who wants
trainees to beat up your daughter in sports.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Isn't about who plays on the playing field, as I said,
on the athletic field. This is also a diversionary tactic.
You know in the media that the current administration is
taking a lot of heat in other courts across this country,
including the district of Columbia right now and in Maryland
right now. So to me, these kinds of actions and
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press conferences are a diversionary tactic from what from what
the real issues are facing families across Maine, families across
the United States.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's just a diversionary tactic. Do you have a daughter,
are you concerned for her well being? Are you concerned?
The Democrat politicians at every level state, federal, local believe
that young boys should be able to shower with her.
Are you concerned about that? That's not even happening, and
(05:20):
it's just a diversionary tactic. You see, it's not important.
It's not only not happening, but if it does happen,
it's really rare. Even if it does happen, it's not
important at all. Stop worrying about your daughter's safety. You see.
Democrats love to use that tactic. I will again come
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back to this when you debate them. Don't allow them
to change the subject. Do not get angry and raise
your voice. They will try to get you to do that.
That's also a tactic. They'll call you names, they'll lie
trying to get you off your footing. Do not raise
your foe, do not get angry, but be firm and
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not allowing them to change the subject or change the argument.
In case you're wondering, yes, I stepped in when the
Democrat was proven wrong about the the LGBTQ air Force
storylines in all the movies, and then he immediately shifted
to something else or tried to. I said no, no, no, no,
(06:26):
hold on, hold on one second, wait before we move
on just to clarify. Your argument was it's not happening.
That's what you just said, and he just proved you
wrong that it was happening, and he got so uncomfortable.
Well now, but I mean it's not important. I said, no, no, no, no,
stops up. That's changing the argument. That's not what you argued.
(06:49):
You just said that it's not happening, so it is happening,
and what you just said was untrue. Right. You should
have seen him squirming around firm with the communists in
your life when they try to change the subject. Hey, Jesse,
do you think the Minoans were the richest empire at
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the time with their purple garment monopoly. I don't know.
I realized this goes into history, nerd territory. I should
probably explain the Minoans were in ancient society. We're talking
two thousand years before Christ. This is what we're talking
about here, ancient society. They sound really cool. They're based
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on the island of Crete One. Any society that's based
on an island really freaking cool. Right. The Minoans got
their name, I believe, if I remember right, from a
king Minos Minos m i nos Minos Minos. They were
stupid wealthy. There is evidence, archaeological evidence that we have
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that shows that they were unbelievably modern for their time,
as in they had pipes, water sewer line that is
unbelievably advanced for that period of time that the roads
were paved. They had pipelines running through the place. A
very very, very advanced society. But I'll just make this
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final point on this because we're not going to go
off on the Minoans. I don't want everyone to fall
asleep at the wheel and drive their car off the road.
Do you know why the colored purple was considered a
royal color? It was a color for royalty all the time,
Roman emperors, everybody the ancient world purple. If you had
purple things on, you were really really wealthy and usually
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had to be a king. The reason was, we don't
think about this, well, how do you get your colors
back then? Now you want colors, you can walk into
Walmart and get a different colored shirt, any color you want.
But that's not how it works. Back then. You had
to have access to dyes. Well, if you wanted the
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color purple back then, I believe don't quote me on this,
but I think I'm right. I'm pretty sure it was
a snail, a sea snail. You had to have access.
And imagine how many snails it would take to get
a generous amount of die, even if these are large snails.
How much dye can come out of a frigging snail?
And you think how labor intensive that would be with
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ancient technology. You have to get out there on a bone. Anyway,
it was very, very very difficult to come up with
a generous amount of purple dye. Therefore, if you had
a generous amount of purple dye, then the wealthiest people
on the planet would pay you ridiculous sums of money
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for that purple dye because it was so incredibly rare.
So how about that. That's why the color purple was
considered a royal color. Like I said, we don't realize
how many blessings we have. I don't, you don't. We
don't realize how absurd it is that we can open
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up a cupboard in our kitchen. Everyone has a cupboard
like this with spices and the quantities of it. I
go home right now, I have cinnamon, salt, and pepper.
I've had all these things. Your spice cupboard alone kings
would have killed for in the ancient world. Make you
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(10:57):
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday.
And yes, Chris, you are correct. That song is wonderful,
and it's way too long. There's no excuse for that
song to be nine minutes long. You could have shredded
on that guitar ted for three four minutes and it
would have been just as good. That people in all
(12:06):
walks of life, and all walks of life is not
just musicians. Maybe you do this too. People really really
struggle with the concept of leaving them wanting more. I
try to tell my sons this all the time. I
try to tell everyone in my life this, leave them
wanting more. When you're gonna leave the party, don't leave
fifteen minutes too late, leave fifteen minutes too early, Leave
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the people, Leave the people saying to themselves, man, that's
too bad. Jesse left. I wish she'd had stayed an
extra ten minutes. I was really enjoying Jesse tonight. Let's
have another one. Always leave them wanting more. That's the rule. No,
I don't want to listen to you guitar riff for
nine minutes, write a three or four minute song, and
(12:51):
then leave. Dear Oracle. Recently, I picked up a couple
of the red lobster cheddar Bay biscuit boxes that some
grocery stores now have available. We have boys three and one.
They love biscuits, but they're used to the high class
biscuits that come from the can that makes a popping
noise when you open it. My wife will help them
put anything on there, peanut, better jelly whatever. We made
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the Chedderbay biscuits last night, and the boys insisted on
putting grape jelly on the red lobster cheddar Bay biscuits.
I don't think I can stand for this sacrilege. Do
I show them some tough love and kick them out
of the house or let it slide? Kick them out
of the house. And I say this as somebody who
is I've got my own wounds. I don't want you
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to think that my life is perfect by any stretch
of the imagination. I'm gonna open up my heart to
you really quickly, as painful as it may be. You're
what I have, Okay, you me? This is why we
talk all day, my sons, James and Luke. Overall we're
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very good boys. They don't like queso, I hope, Chris.
I know who doesn't like caso or cheese dip. I
guess if you're in the Northeast. To everybody likes Caso.
(14:18):
And it's not as if they don't like a particular
Caso kso they don't like it, any of it. What
Chris Chris said, Do they like cheese on a burger?
They do do, of course they do. They request Jesse
Kellyburgers all the time, American cheese. They eat cheese on pizza.
(14:41):
I will make meatball subs to put cheese on them
on there the obs homemade hamburger helper drowning the cheese.
It's not as if they're anti cheese. They will not
take a chip and dip it in Keso. And I
just I'm so disappointed in them. And you know, you
can point out, well, they're good people or the good grades,
(15:02):
and they're hard workers and they're well mannered. I don't
care about that. How can you not like Caso? What's
wrong with you? And not only that, they're in general
they're pretty sauce hesitant in general, even things like a
like a hot sauce or something a soy sauce. Maybe
if you've have you got something now and didn't want
(15:24):
that now, I don't want that. Who doesn't like a sauce?
I don't understand. I don't understand it, and I've worked hard.
I realize I have not been a perfect father, but
I feel like I've worked hard to try to teach
them values. I feel like i've again. I'm not Father
of the Year, but I've tried. You don't like Keeso,
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And then I get accused of being a food a
food bully by AB and the kids, because, let me
tell you something, I'm not that nice about it when
I get a kso or something like that, and ABO
sometimes have a dip or something. But when I'm the
only one, haven't any I have some tough things to
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say to the kids, some really tough things. So yes,
your three and one year old, kick them out of
the house, get rid of them now you don't need
them anymore. If I have to give you a quick
homemade Jesse Kelly White trash recipe, here's one for you.
I think I've told you this before. Red Lobster's Cheddar
Bay biscuit mix is sold in grocery stores. Buy some
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of that make Cheddar Bay biscuits, or if you go
to Red Lobster, as I do, ask for it to
go bag Red Lobster's Lovely they'll give you a to
go back of them. Make your cheddar bay biscuits. In
the morning. Take two cheddar bay biscuits, drop them in
a cereal bowl, go to the stove. Here's what you're
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gonna do. You're going to make two over easy eggs,
two or three over easy eggs. Make sure they're over easy.
You need them, yoki okay. Once you drop the biscuits
the bowl, take some sort of shredded cheese as't matter,
shed or whatever. Drop a chunk of shredded cheese on
top of the biscuits over easy eggs. Fry them up
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in a pan, take them off, drop them on top
of the cheese so they can start the melting process.
Take a piece of aluminum foil, put it over the
bowl immediately. What you're trying to do is trap the
heat in to get more melty cheese. And then quickly
it'll only take you a minute or two. Little bit
of flour, a little bit of milk, little bit of
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cageun seasoning of some kind from your spice straw, which
you have because it's the year twenty twenty five, really quickly.
I don't even know if it counts as a gravy
or a roo or whatever. I'm gonna cook. Whip that
up in the frying pan where the eggs and the
butter were a little bit of that. It's just quick
whip it up. You have to whip it up really fast.
Rud'll chunk up on you. Now you have like a
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cage in gravy type thing. Take that frying pan, foil off.
Pour that gravy over the bowl of eggs, cheese, biscuits,
Grab a fork or a spoon, it doesn't matter, and
dice it all up. Get that yoke and gravy all
over the place. It's gonna look like dog vomit when
you're done, and it's going to taste like the best
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thing you've ever eaten in your life. Congratulations. That's Jesse
Kelly's white trash biscuits and gravy. More questions next, This
is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Tomholman sounding
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good out there.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
People take advantage of it, especially as those who are
in United States. We don't have an order deportation yet,
because if we have to go through the process of
going through the courtskin order deportation and we have to
find you and remove you. Then you have a bar
from re entering. So we want people, if you're in
the country, go home new things the right way, then
you don't have that bar placed against you. So if
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you have a US citizen child, he can petition for
you if you want to come in on work visa
or visitors visa, or come in some sort of you know,
some sort of other status, maybe as a student coming
to the country the right way. That leaves that ability
open for you. But if you get firm reported, there's
automatic bar set against you. Is won't people take advantage
of it?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I have said before, I don't like this, you know
you can come back type thing, But I think I
understand what they're doing, at least I hope I do.
This is trying to incentivize the masses to get out,
and that, of course is the goal. Taulsy Gabbard continues
to release these hidden files.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And what we have just released here today is ten
thousand pages that have been sitting in boxes within the
National Archives that had never been digitized or viewed publicly before.
These are documents related to the government's investigation into the assassination,
documents related to discussions that were going on in other
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countries State Department Cave around the assassination. We're obviously not
stopping here. We discovered ten thousand pages at National Archives.
We sent people out to hunt through different warehouses at
the FBI and CIA, knowing there are likely other documents
that have not yet been turned over to National Archives.
And I tell you just the other day we discovered
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over fifty thousand additional pages solely around Senator Kennedy's assassination.
That we have over one hundred people at National Archives
going through and scanning, and that will be the second
release that we'll have here shortly.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Don't you think it's odd? It's kind of weird that
there's all these JFK files they're still finding and releasing,
and there's not a lot of new information in them.
Like the last batch they dropped. There were some names
and things like that, but it wasn't as if we
knew something. We know something now that we didn't before.
(20:57):
I think there were a lot of people who have
theories around it. Myself, I've told you mine that felt
like the drop kind of reinforced some of their beliefs.
I don't think anybody had a belief before that. They
then discounted after the files were released. So, if there's
nothing groundbreaking in this, and this is going to go
back to us our social contract with our government. If
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there's nothing groundbreaking, then why did you keep it hidden forever?
Don't you find that so odd? It's I find it odd,
and I find it frustrating because it's wild how consistent
it is in history that governments once they turn evil
and corrupt and the country kind of starts to shake apart.
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That you can see in hindsight twenty twenty. You can
see you can look back and say, hey, stop open
up the books, open up, be open and honest with
the people. That is what will gain their trust back.
Be open with them, Stop covering things up, stop doing that.
Earn the people trust back by being open. And they
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never do it. They never do it. They all go
the exact opposite way. Instead. It's more secrecy, more force,
more lies, and that of course pushes the country closer
to the end than it would have been before. Remember
Donald Trump. Donald Trump wanted to release the JFK files
during his first four years. Mike Pompeo begged him, begged
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him allegedly not to do it, and he didn't do it.
Why there's nothing world changing in here. As I've said before,
all the world changing stuff got shredded, deleted, and they
murdered anyone who could have verified it a long time ago.
Why would you work so hard to keep some pretty
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benign documents secret. The only thing that does is increase
the public distrust. And until that link happens again. I
was about to say, until the link get stronger, but
the link has been broken. The link between the American
public and their government has been broken. COVID finished it off.
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The American people do not trust their government now. At
fifteen twenty years ago, if I said the CDC the
Center for Disease Control to you, you would pay attention.
Now you roll your eyes. Oh gosh, those liars again.
The public trust in our government has been shattered. And
I do I do give credit to a lot of
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credit to Trump, to his administration, Tulsea Gabber, these types
for opening things up and cash battel who I knew
everyone is frustrated with right now, and honestly, I'm a
bit frustrated myself as I've said, but cash Betel has
opened up a lot of documents as well. This needs
to continue. This is how we get the trust back
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in our government. Dear Banana Han, I have two children,
one boy, one girl. They're still young, but college for
them is on my mind. What are your thoughts on
online college? It will keep them away from communists corrupting them,
especially my little girl. But does it look good on
an application having a degree from an online college? Dude,
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it looks fine. No one gives a crap where you
graduated college unless you unless your dream I should qualify that.
Unless your dream is to be a big shot attorney
at a big shot law firm, or finance or medicine.
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Those three fields. The big prestigious universities, you know, the
Harvards of the world, the Stanfords, the Wharton School of Business,
the big shot, super important schools seem to be the
best pipeline in the world in order to go into
the highest levels. Now, I didn't say you had to
go to those schools to be a doctor or a
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lawyer or in finance. A lot of people work in
those fields and they don't want to be part of
some big, prestigious new York City law firm. But if
you want to walk out of law school and walk
right into I don't know, Chris and Chris, the law
firm in New York City, you're probably going to have
to have gone to a big boy law school plus
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have a reference. But beyond that, who cares? If it's online. Look,
I'll tell you what we're doing. We're already planning that
college is not only expensive, but my boys are not
immune to social contagions. They're strong, they know what they believe.
But I worry for my sons the same way you
worry for yours. Our intention is to keep them online
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or in a local community college. If they insist on
going to college, I really don't want them to go.
But if they have a field where a college degree
is required, I'm obviously not going to or them from going.
But we're going to keep them local, and we're going
to keep them online as much as possible. No one
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cares where you graduated college. Nobody cares. And today, I
don't know if you've been we've talked about it on
the show. I don't know if you've been paying attention
to the headlines on it and stuff. Increasingly, employers they
don't even want you to have gone to college. There's
a reason employers are dropping their degree requirements faster than
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they're adding them. America's companies are so dis disillusioned with
the know nothing communist losers they continue to get from
college campuses that they are not adamant that you have
a four year degree before they hire you. A lot
of sharp companies now they're bringing in interns right out
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of high school eighteen nineteen. Hey, forget that, we'll give
you a paid internship. Come learn the ropes. Let's get
you before your mind gets completely poisoned by the communist
college professor. Let's make sure you're part of our culture.
You want to be here. That's the direction I'm going
to push my sons, depending on what their passions are. Now,
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I don't know where they're gonna end up. I don't know,
might end up in prison, but that's the direction I
intend to go. I'll tell you this, wherever I send them,
they're gonna have burn a pistol launchers on them. I
know that, including college campus. You just saw what happened yesterday.
(27:34):
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday. I hope you
were getting ready to go into a wonderful East Easter
weekend where we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Chris. Anyway,
let's do some Let's do a couple more emails before
we check out it here dear Jesse, this lady says,
(29:00):
and the subject is women losing their hair. I love
your show this as much as I can. You just
said that women should never cut their hair off really short.
I'm sixty seven years old. I look very good. I
love this lady already, even not considering my age. I
bet you this lady is a total smoke Chris, And
I bet you when she was about forty, she could
(29:21):
make you weak in the knees. Anyway, However, I am
and have been losing my hair since my early fifties.
I would estimate I'm down to about a third of
what I had in my twenties and thirties. Shouldn't I,
at some point cut it short, even on women. I
think long hair that's very thin looks ridiculous. What do
you think I'd agree with that?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Look?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
My argument has always been against the dudes that when
your hair starts to go, cut it short, and dudes
do the opposite. They'd make it longer and try to
wrap it around or whatever one can tell I did, look,
just cut it off like I did? All right, just
cut it off and let it go her ladies. Yeah,
I would probably agree. You should maybe shorten it up.
I'll tell you what else is underrated on ladies hats.
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I love when I wears a hat, should throw on
a little cowboy hat or or a little baseball cap
or something like that. And women love dumb hats and
stuff like that. They're big on all that stuff. Dear Jesse,
I remember a time when reporters ask questions without having
to read them off their phone. It looks like someone
else is writing their questions for them. My point is
journalists used to know of what they were asking, hence
(30:30):
a good follow up. Am I right? Well, you are right,
and you're not imagining it. Reporters used to be able
to ask questions without reading the question. You know why
that is right? Communists control their language. Their language is
highly highly controlled. As we've discussed so many times, every
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single word, when you lie about everything at all times,
you know that every word has to be carefully selected
to make sure it's just right, just deceitful enough, just
manipulative enough, just you has to be just right. So
if you're a reporter, you understand that you not only
(31:13):
have to be a communist, you are surrounded by communists,
your fellow reporters in whatever newsroom you're in, your producer,
your editor, you're all they're all communists too. And if you,
let's say you're just speaking off the cuff, maybe you
wanted to ask about any legal immigrant. What if you
accidentally said that word. That word is such a big deal.
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Democrats are so so banking on protecting these people and
bringing them into the country that Joe Biden, the President himself,
had to go on a media apology tour when he
called one in illegal during the State of the Union.
If you're a reporter, let's say you're a White House
reporter who says that word, you might get fired you
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and the left would it would come for you. Did
you here with this lady at CBS says dumper fier
dehuman isaac immigrants? That could cost you your job. That's
how gross that world is. And I've said this, you're
happier than communists. You should take heart in that. And
this is part of the reason it is such a nasty,
(32:21):
highly controlled environment that you are afraid all the time
of your own people. It's not just the Nazis on
the right that you're afraid of. You You are aware
at all times that you're surrounded by wolves and they
might come rip you to shreds if you step out
of line one time. These people are miserable at all times.
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You're not. You're happy. Smile, Dear Jesse. If there's one
person on the radio who isn't afraid to call it
like they see it, it's you. I know you speak
out against corruption and abuse of power. So what do
you make of these insane stufft gains people made, especially
the ultra wealthy, as a result of the ninety day
(33:06):
tariff pause announcement from Trump. I voted for them all
three times. I'm grateful for what he's done for the
United States. But this one reeks of ill begotten gains,
and I think it should be investigated. I really don't
want us to have a say it ain't so Joe
moment in this country, but it feels suspicious. Thoughts, Well,
(33:28):
I think you have ever right to be suspicious. When
we got a big announcement that they were going to
be these tariffs, the Fortune five hundred world, the big
business world freaked out. It was a universal freak out,
a global universal freakout. And remember we had two or
three days where I was getting the same phone calls
(33:49):
and text messages you were getting Did you see her right?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Four?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh one? K? Did you see how much money we lost?
I went to That was the weekend of the Final Four.
We went out to watch the Final four game with
a group, and every one of them came out to me, Jesse,
you should say, what's happening? What's Trump doing? Said? There
was immediately this global financial panic. He can't do it,
he can't do it, he can't do it. And then
it lasted two or three days. Well, the market dips
(34:14):
for two or three days. Rich people buy when the
market dips. It's just it's not new. That's what they do. Honestly,
that's what smart people do. You buy on the dip.
They bought on the dip. And then Trump came out
and said, wow, I mean, hey, this is mainly about
China and everyone's negotiating. Oh legend, the ninety day pause,
(34:35):
ninety day pause on all that, market stabilizes, market goes
back up. I'm not here to tell you not to
be suspicious, but I have something else that might even
be darker. As we've round out the show, here to
think about, what if the American president, no matter who
he is, what if he is so handcuffed by the
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corrupt global system that has been put into place, that
there's very little he can actually do to change that much,
even if he's completely committed to it. The various global systems,
financial and otherwise, they're too powerful, They have too many
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things in places, in place. They have the ability to
ruin you, or ruin your reputation or your presidency in
some way. And even if you have all the right ideas,
and no one has all the right ideas, right, But
even if you have all the right ideas, and maybe
you believe in it all the way and you know
where you want to go, what if what if the
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system is so evil and corrupt that you can't make
the changes you want to make. Look look at the
FBI right now. You think Dan Bongino doesn't want to
make the changes you want to make. Dan Bongino's a stud.
He wants to do the right thing. I hope he can.
Maybe he's in a situation where he just can. I
(36:07):
don't know. That was a little heavy. Go celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus. I'll see you Monday. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. But
do not cry. We will be back on Monday. And
here's what we have on tap for this hour. Well,
a bunch of different things. Yes, we're gonna discuss some
political things, some tranny stuff. Someone wants to discuss the Minoans.
(00:35):
What do you do with your kids when they want
to go to college? Cheddar Bay Biscuits. A lady wants
to talk about women having thinning hair. All that and
so much more coming up on the final hour of
The Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna touch on this though
really quickly. This was Harrison Fields today.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We have the audacity to make Transvisibility Month a proclamation
on the day of Easter. I can tell you here,
under President Trump's leadership, there will never be a transvisibility month.
And on Easter we will be celebrating one man, and
that is Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is nice having sanity back. And remember remember a
lot of the things that you might feel like excusing
as accidental are not at all accidental. Even if you
don't want to fight a cultural war, even if you're
(01:29):
not interested in it, the communists are interested in it.
Therefore you must It's not up to you. I'm sorry,
I thought that sucks. But when it comes to being
in a fight, it does not take two sides. If
one side decides you're in a fight, you're in a fight.
Why do you think Why do you think the LGBTQ
(01:51):
demon mob picked the rainbow? What do you think that was?
You think that it's an accident that they happen to
pick a sacred symbol to Christians, to Jews, to people
who believe that God flooded the earth and promised he
wouldn't do it again. You think they just kind of
(02:11):
stumbled into that. Hey, what if we use the rainbow?
Do you think it's an accident? The demons inside the
Biden administration took Easter and made it transvisibility month. It's
not an accident. They constantly shout right in your face
that they hate you and they're at war with you.
(02:34):
What's holding us back is our our willingness to acknowledge
the fact now things have changed.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
This is Maine's Governor Janet Mills. Communists will use a tactic.
I want to bring this up before we get back
to the emails. A tactic that you have run into.
I guarantee it. If you are ever around Democrats, you
will run into this one tactic. They use it all
the time because they lie about everything at all.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Times, for the truth might become might have become a
bit of a distraction.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Well that's not happening, or it's not a big deal,
or how does it affect you. I brought this up
because the last time I got together with a group
of friends and one of my buddies brought his buddy
who's Democrat, and I know him. It's not as if
I don't know him. We're acquaintances. We've talked about his
(03:29):
Democrat buddy. My friends were going off about it was
about really it was about movies. We were discussing and
about One of my buddies goes off and says, you
can't even take the freaking kids to see anything anymore.
Everybody's got a tranny or a gay love story. Now
you can't take the kids anything anymore. I'm sick to
death of all this stuff. And my buddy, the Democrat,
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his only contribution was he actually took all three of
those things. Oh that's not true, it's not every movie.
And my other buddy freaks out and pulls up up
every single major motion picture and proves him wrong. And
then as soon as he got proven wrong, Remember they
will always move, they will always shift. Right. As soon
as he got proven wrong, he went with the well,
(04:12):
how does it affect you, Well, just don't go. Well,
why do you have to take your kids to it?
They love using these tactics. Here's Maine's governor who wants
trainees to beat up your daughter in sports.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Isn't about who plays on the playing field, as I said,
on the athletic field. This is also a diversionary tactic.
You know in the media that the current administration is
taking a lot of heat in other courts across this country,
including the district of Columbia right now and in Maryland
right now. So to me, these kinds of actions and
(04:47):
press conferences are a diversionary tactic from what from what
the real issues are facing families across Maine, families across
the United States.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
It's just a diversionary tactic. Do you have a daughter,
are you concerned for her well being? Are you concerned?
The Democrat politicians at every level state, federal, local believe
that young boys should be able to shower with her.
Are you concerned about that? That's not even happening, and
(05:20):
it's just a diversionary tactic. You see, it's not important.
It's not only not happening, but if it does happen,
it's really rare. Even if it does happen, it's not
important at all. Stop worrying about your daughter's safety. You see.
Democrats love to use that tactic. I will again come
(05:40):
back to this when you debate them. Don't allow them
to change the subject. Do not get angry and raise
your voice. They will try to get you to do that.
That's also a tactic. They'll call you names, they'll lie
trying to get you off your footing. Do not raise
your foe, do not get angry, but be firm and
(06:04):
not allowing them to change the subject or change the argument.
In case you're wondering, yes, I stepped in when the
Democrat was proven wrong about the the LGBTQ air Force
storylines in all the movies, and then he immediately shifted
to something else or tried to. I said no, no, no, no,
(06:26):
hold on, hold on one second, wait before we move
on just to clarify. Your argument was it's not happening.
That's what you just said, and he just proved you
wrong that it was happening, and he got so uncomfortable.
Well now, but I mean it's not important. I said, no, no, no, no,
stops up. That's changing the argument. That's not what you argued.
(06:49):
You just said that it's not happening, so it is happening,
and what you just said was untrue. Right. You should
have seen him squirming around firm with the communists in
your life when they try to change the subject. Hey, Jesse,
do you think the Minoans were the richest empire at
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the time with their purple garment monopoly. I don't know.
I realized this goes into history, nerd territory. I should
probably explain the Minoans were in ancient society. We're talking
two thousand years before Christ. This is what we're talking
about here, ancient society. They sound really cool. They're based
(07:36):
on the island of Crete One. Any society that's based
on an island really freaking cool. Right. The Minoans got
their name, I believe, if I remember right, from a
king Minos Minos m i nos Minos Minos. They were
stupid wealthy. There is evidence, archaeological evidence that we have
(07:59):
that shows that they were unbelievably modern for their time,
as in they had pipes, water sewer line that is
unbelievably advanced for that period of time that the roads
were paved. They had pipelines running through the place. A
very very, very advanced society. But I'll just make this
(08:19):
final point on this because we're not going to go
off on the Minoans. I don't want everyone to fall
asleep at the wheel and drive their car off the road.
Do you know why the colored purple was considered a
royal color? It was a color for royalty all the time,
Roman emperors, everybody the ancient world purple. If you had
purple things on, you were really really wealthy and usually
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had to be a king. The reason was, we don't
think about this, well, how do you get your colors
back then? Now you want colors, you can walk into
Walmart and get a different colored shirt, any color you want.
But that's not how it works. Back then. You had
to have access to dyes. Well, if you wanted the
(09:04):
color purple back then, I believe don't quote me on this,
but I think I'm right. I'm pretty sure it was
a snail, a sea snail. You had to have access.
And imagine how many snails it would take to get
a generous amount of die, even if these are large snails.
How much dye can come out of a frigging snail?
And you think how labor intensive that would be with
(09:28):
ancient technology. You have to get out there on a bone. Anyway,
it was very, very very difficult to come up with
a generous amount of purple dye. Therefore, if you had
a generous amount of purple dye, then the wealthiest people
on the planet would pay you ridiculous sums of money
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for that purple dye because it was so incredibly rare.
So how about that. That's why the color purple was
considered a royal color. Like I said, we don't realize
how many blessings we have. I don't, you don't. We
don't realize how absurd it is that we can open
(10:11):
up a cupboard in our kitchen. Everyone has a cupboard
like this with spices and the quantities of it. I
go home right now, I have cinnamon, salt, and pepper.
I've had all these things. Your spice cupboard alone kings
would have killed for in the ancient world. Make you
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Chalk will change how you look at everything. When you
are full of energy, When your mind works good, everything
gets easier. Everything does, even things that would stress you out.
(10:57):
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday.
And yes, Chris, you are correct. That song is wonderful,
and it's way too long. There's no excuse for that
song to be nine minutes long. You could have shredded
on that guitar ted for three four minutes and it
would have been just as good. That people in all
(12:06):
walks of life, and all walks of life is not
just musicians. Maybe you do this too. People really really
struggle with the concept of leaving them wanting more. I
try to tell my sons this all the time. I
try to tell everyone in my life this, leave them
wanting more. When you're gonna leave the party, don't leave
fifteen minutes too late, leave fifteen minutes too early, Leave
(12:30):
the people, Leave the people saying to themselves, man, that's
too bad. Jesse left. I wish she'd had stayed an
extra ten minutes. I was really enjoying Jesse tonight. Let's
have another one. Always leave them wanting more. That's the rule. No,
I don't want to listen to you guitar riff for
nine minutes, write a three or four minute song, and
(12:51):
then leave. Dear Oracle. Recently, I picked up a couple
of the red lobster cheddar Bay biscuit boxes that some
grocery stores now have available. We have boys three and one.
They love biscuits, but they're used to the high class
biscuits that come from the can that makes a popping
noise when you open it. My wife will help them
put anything on there, peanut, better jelly whatever. We made
(13:14):
the Chedderbay biscuits last night, and the boys insisted on
putting grape jelly on the red lobster cheddar Bay biscuits.
I don't think I can stand for this sacrilege. Do
I show them some tough love and kick them out
of the house or let it slide? Kick them out
of the house. And I say this as somebody who
is I've got my own wounds. I don't want you
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to think that my life is perfect by any stretch
of the imagination. I'm gonna open up my heart to
you really quickly, as painful as it may be. You're
what I have, Okay, you me? This is why we
talk all day, my sons, James and Luke. Overall we're
(13:58):
very good boys. They don't like queso, I hope, Chris.
I know who doesn't like caso or cheese dip. I
guess if you're in the Northeast. To everybody likes Caso.
(14:18):
And it's not as if they don't like a particular
Caso kso they don't like it, any of it. What
Chris Chris said, Do they like cheese on a burger?
They do do, of course they do. They request Jesse
Kellyburgers all the time, American cheese. They eat cheese on pizza.
(14:41):
I will make meatball subs to put cheese on them
on there the obs homemade hamburger helper drowning the cheese.
It's not as if they're anti cheese. They will not
take a chip and dip it in Keso. And I
just I'm so disappointed in them. And you know, you
can point out, well, they're good people or the good grades,
(15:02):
and they're hard workers and they're well mannered. I don't
care about that. How can you not like Caso? What's
wrong with you? And not only that, they're in general
they're pretty sauce hesitant in general, even things like a
like a hot sauce or something a soy sauce. Maybe
if you've have you got something now and didn't want
(15:24):
that now, I don't want that. Who doesn't like a sauce?
I don't understand. I don't understand it, and I've worked hard.
I realize I have not been a perfect father, but
I feel like I've worked hard to try to teach
them values. I feel like i've again. I'm not Father
of the Year, but I've tried. You don't like Keeso,
(15:46):
And then I get accused of being a food a
food bully by AB and the kids, because, let me
tell you something, I'm not that nice about it when
I get a kso or something like that, and ABO
sometimes have a dip or something. But when I'm the
only one, haven't any I have some tough things to
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say to the kids, some really tough things. So yes,
your three and one year old, kick them out of
the house, get rid of them now you don't need
them anymore. If I have to give you a quick
homemade Jesse Kelly White trash recipe, here's one for you.
I think I've told you this before. Red Lobster's Cheddar
Bay biscuit mix is sold in grocery stores. Buy some
(16:28):
of that make Cheddar Bay biscuits, or if you go
to Red Lobster, as I do, ask for it to
go bag Red Lobster's Lovely they'll give you a to
go back of them. Make your cheddar bay biscuits. In
the morning. Take two cheddar bay biscuits, drop them in
a cereal bowl, go to the stove. Here's what you're
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gonna do. You're going to make two over easy eggs,
two or three over easy eggs. Make sure they're over easy.
You need them, yoki okay. Once you drop the biscuits
the bowl, take some sort of shredded cheese as't matter,
shed or whatever. Drop a chunk of shredded cheese on
top of the biscuits over easy eggs. Fry them up
(17:10):
in a pan, take them off, drop them on top
of the cheese so they can start the melting process.
Take a piece of aluminum foil, put it over the
bowl immediately. What you're trying to do is trap the
heat in to get more melty cheese. And then quickly
it'll only take you a minute or two. Little bit
of flour, a little bit of milk, little bit of
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cageun seasoning of some kind from your spice straw, which
you have because it's the year twenty twenty five, really quickly.
I don't even know if it counts as a gravy
or a roo or whatever. I'm gonna cook. Whip that
up in the frying pan where the eggs and the
butter were a little bit of that. It's just quick
whip it up. You have to whip it up really fast.
Rud'll chunk up on you. Now you have like a
(17:52):
cage in gravy type thing. Take that frying pan, foil off.
Pour that gravy over the bowl of eggs, cheese, biscuits,
Grab a fork or a spoon, it doesn't matter, and
dice it all up. Get that yoke and gravy all
over the place. It's gonna look like dog vomit when
you're done, and it's going to taste like the best
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thing you've ever eaten in your life. Congratulations. That's Jesse
Kelly's white trash biscuits and gravy. More questions next, This
is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Remember you can email
the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Tomholman sounding
(18:37):
good out there.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
People take advantage of it, especially as those who are
in United States. We don't have an order deportation yet,
because if we have to go through the process of
going through the courtskin order deportation and we have to
find you and remove you. Then you have a bar
from re entering. So we want people, if you're in
the country, go home new things the right way, then
you don't have that bar placed against you. So if
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you have a US citizen child, he can petition for
you if you want to come in on work visa
or visitors visa, or come in some sort of you know,
some sort of other status, maybe as a student coming
to the country the right way. That leaves that ability
open for you. But if you get firm reported, there's
automatic bar set against you. Is won't people take advantage
of it?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I have said before, I don't like this, you know
you can come back type thing, But I think I
understand what they're doing, at least I hope I do.
This is trying to incentivize the masses to get out,
and that, of course is the goal. Taulsy Gabbard continues
to release these hidden files.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
And what we have just released here today is ten
thousand pages that have been sitting in boxes within the
National Archives that had never been digitized or viewed publicly before.
These are documents related to the government's investigation into the assassination,
documents related to discussions that were going on in other
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countries State Department Cave around the assassination. We're obviously not
stopping here. We discovered ten thousand pages at National Archives.
We sent people out to hunt through different warehouses at
the FBI and CIA, knowing there are likely other documents
that have not yet been turned over to National Archives.
And I tell you just the other day we discovered
(20:19):
over fifty thousand additional pages solely around Senator Kennedy's assassination.
That we have over one hundred people at National Archives
going through and scanning, and that will be the second
release that we'll have here shortly.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Don't you think it's odd? It's kind of weird that
there's all these JFK files they're still finding and releasing,
and there's not a lot of new information in them.
Like the last batch they dropped. There were some names
and things like that, but it wasn't as if we
knew something. We know something now that we didn't before.
(20:57):
I think there were a lot of people who have
theories around it. Myself, I've told you mine that felt
like the drop kind of reinforced some of their beliefs.
I don't think anybody had a belief before that. They
then discounted after the files were released. So, if there's
nothing groundbreaking in this, and this is going to go
back to us our social contract with our government. If
(21:20):
there's nothing groundbreaking, then why did you keep it hidden forever?
Don't you find that so odd? It's I find it odd,
and I find it frustrating because it's wild how consistent
it is in history that governments once they turn evil
and corrupt and the country kind of starts to shake apart.
(21:41):
That you can see in hindsight twenty twenty. You can
see you can look back and say, hey, stop open
up the books, open up, be open and honest with
the people. That is what will gain their trust back.
Be open with them, Stop covering things up, stop doing that.
Earn the people trust back by being open. And they
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never do it. They never do it. They all go
the exact opposite way. Instead. It's more secrecy, more force,
more lies, and that of course pushes the country closer
to the end than it would have been before. Remember
Donald Trump. Donald Trump wanted to release the JFK files
during his first four years. Mike Pompeo begged him, begged
(22:28):
him allegedly not to do it, and he didn't do it.
Why there's nothing world changing in here. As I've said before,
all the world changing stuff got shredded, deleted, and they
murdered anyone who could have verified it a long time ago.
Why would you work so hard to keep some pretty
(22:52):
benign documents secret. The only thing that does is increase
the public distrust. And until that link happens again. I
was about to say, until the link get stronger, but
the link has been broken. The link between the American
public and their government has been broken. COVID finished it off.
(23:15):
The American people do not trust their government now. At
fifteen twenty years ago, if I said the CDC the
Center for Disease Control to you, you would pay attention.
Now you roll your eyes. Oh gosh, those liars again.
The public trust in our government has been shattered. And
I do I do give credit to a lot of
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credit to Trump, to his administration, Tulsea Gabber, these types
for opening things up and cash battel who I knew
everyone is frustrated with right now, and honestly, I'm a
bit frustrated myself as I've said, but cash Betel has
opened up a lot of documents as well. This needs
to continue. This is how we get the trust back
(23:58):
in our government. Dear Banana Han, I have two children,
one boy, one girl. They're still young, but college for
them is on my mind. What are your thoughts on
online college? It will keep them away from communists corrupting them,
especially my little girl. But does it look good on
an application having a degree from an online college? Dude,
(24:19):
it looks fine. No one gives a crap where you
graduated college unless you unless your dream I should qualify that.
Unless your dream is to be a big shot attorney
at a big shot law firm, or finance or medicine.
(24:41):
Those three fields. The big prestigious universities, you know, the
Harvards of the world, the Stanfords, the Wharton School of Business,
the big shot, super important schools seem to be the
best pipeline in the world in order to go into
the highest levels. Now, I didn't say you had to
go to those schools to be a doctor or a
(25:02):
lawyer or in finance. A lot of people work in
those fields and they don't want to be part of
some big, prestigious new York City law firm. But if
you want to walk out of law school and walk
right into I don't know, Chris and Chris, the law
firm in New York City, you're probably going to have
to have gone to a big boy law school plus
(25:24):
have a reference. But beyond that, who cares? If it's online. Look,
I'll tell you what we're doing. We're already planning that
college is not only expensive, but my boys are not
immune to social contagions. They're strong, they know what they believe.
But I worry for my sons the same way you
worry for yours. Our intention is to keep them online
(25:47):
or in a local community college. If they insist on
going to college, I really don't want them to go.
But if they have a field where a college degree
is required, I'm obviously not going to or them from going.
But we're going to keep them local, and we're going
to keep them online as much as possible. No one
(26:08):
cares where you graduated college. Nobody cares. And today, I
don't know if you've been we've talked about it on
the show. I don't know if you've been paying attention
to the headlines on it and stuff. Increasingly, employers they
don't even want you to have gone to college. There's
a reason employers are dropping their degree requirements faster than
(26:32):
they're adding them. America's companies are so dis disillusioned with
the know nothing communist losers they continue to get from
college campuses that they are not adamant that you have
a four year degree before they hire you. A lot
of sharp companies now they're bringing in interns right out
(26:52):
of high school eighteen nineteen. Hey, forget that, we'll give
you a paid internship. Come learn the ropes. Let's get
you before your mind gets completely poisoned by the communist
college professor. Let's make sure you're part of our culture.
You want to be here. That's the direction I'm going
to push my sons, depending on what their passions are. Now,
(27:14):
I don't know where they're gonna end up. I don't know,
might end up in prison, but that's the direction I
intend to go. I'll tell you this, wherever I send them,
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Friday. I hope you
were getting ready to go into a wonderful East Easter
weekend where we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. Chris. Anyway,
let's do some Let's do a couple more emails before
we check out it here dear Jesse, this lady says,
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and the subject is women losing their hair. I love
your show this as much as I can. You just
said that women should never cut their hair off really short.
I'm sixty seven years old. I look very good. I
love this lady already, even not considering my age. I
bet you this lady is a total smoke Chris, And
I bet you when she was about forty, she could
(29:21):
make you weak in the knees. Anyway, However, I am
and have been losing my hair since my early fifties.
I would estimate I'm down to about a third of
what I had in my twenties and thirties. Shouldn't I,
at some point cut it short, even on women. I
think long hair that's very thin looks ridiculous. What do
you think I'd agree with that?
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Look?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
My argument has always been against the dudes that when
your hair starts to go, cut it short, and dudes
do the opposite. They'd make it longer and try to
wrap it around or whatever one can tell I did, look,
just cut it off like I did? All right, just
cut it off and let it go her ladies. Yeah,
I would probably agree. You should maybe shorten it up.
I'll tell you what else is underrated on ladies hats.
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I love when I wears a hat, should throw on
a little cowboy hat or or a little baseball cap
or something like that. And women love dumb hats and
stuff like that. They're big on all that stuff. Dear Jesse,
I remember a time when reporters ask questions without having
to read them off their phone. It looks like someone
else is writing their questions for them. My point is
journalists used to know of what they were asking, hence
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a good follow up. Am I right? Well, you are right,
and you're not imagining it. Reporters used to be able
to ask questions without reading the question. You know why
that is right? Communists control their language. Their language is
highly highly controlled. As we've discussed so many times, every
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single word, when you lie about everything at all times,
you know that every word has to be carefully selected
to make sure it's just right, just deceitful enough, just
manipulative enough, just you has to be just right. So
if you're a reporter, you understand that you not only
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have to be a communist, you are surrounded by communists,
your fellow reporters in whatever newsroom you're in, your producer,
your editor, you're all they're all communists too. And if you,
let's say you're just speaking off the cuff, maybe you
wanted to ask about any legal immigrant. What if you
accidentally said that word. That word is such a big deal.
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Democrats are so so banking on protecting these people and
bringing them into the country that Joe Biden, the President himself,
had to go on a media apology tour when he
called one in illegal during the State of the Union.
If you're a reporter, let's say you're a White House
reporter who says that word, you might get fired you
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and the left would it would come for you. Did
you here with this lady at CBS says dumper fier
dehuman isaac immigrants? That could cost you your job. That's
how gross that world is. And I've said this, you're
happier than communists. You should take heart in that. And
this is part of the reason it is such a nasty,
(32:21):
highly controlled environment that you are afraid all the time
of your own people. It's not just the Nazis on
the right that you're afraid of. You You are aware
at all times that you're surrounded by wolves and they
might come rip you to shreds if you step out
of line one time. These people are miserable at all times.
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You're not. You're happy. Smile, Dear Jesse. If there's one
person on the radio who isn't afraid to call it
like they see it, it's you. I know you speak
out against corruption and abuse of power. So what do
you make of these insane stufft gains people made, especially
the ultra wealthy, as a result of the ninety day
(33:06):
tariff pause announcement from Trump. I voted for them all
three times. I'm grateful for what he's done for the
United States. But this one reeks of ill begotten gains,
and I think it should be investigated. I really don't
want us to have a say it ain't so Joe
moment in this country, but it feels suspicious. Thoughts, Well,
(33:28):
I think you have ever right to be suspicious. When
we got a big announcement that they were going to
be these tariffs, the Fortune five hundred world, the big
business world freaked out. It was a universal freak out,
a global universal freakout. And remember we had two or
three days where I was getting the same phone calls
(33:49):
and text messages you were getting Did you see her right?
Speaker 3 (33:51):
Four?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Oh one? K? Did you see how much money we lost?
I went to That was the weekend of the Final Four.
We went out to watch the Final four game with
a group, and every one of them came out to me, Jesse,
you should say, what's happening? What's Trump doing? Said? There
was immediately this global financial panic. He can't do it,
he can't do it, he can't do it. And then
it lasted two or three days. Well, the market dips
(34:14):
for two or three days. Rich people buy when the
market dips. It's just it's not new. That's what they do. Honestly,
that's what smart people do. You buy on the dip.
They bought on the dip. And then Trump came out
and said, wow, I mean, hey, this is mainly about
China and everyone's negotiating. Oh legend, the ninety day pause,
(34:35):
ninety day pause on all that, market stabilizes, market goes
back up. I'm not here to tell you not to
be suspicious, but I have something else that might even
be darker. As we've round out the show, here to
think about, what if the American president, no matter who
he is, what if he is so handcuffed by the
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corrupt global system that has been put into place, that
there's very little he can actually do to change that much,
even if he's completely committed to it. The various global systems,
financial and otherwise, they're too powerful, They have too many
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things in places, in place. They have the ability to
ruin you, or ruin your reputation or your presidency in
some way. And even if you have all the right ideas,
and no one has all the right ideas, right, But
even if you have all the right ideas, and maybe
you believe in it all the way and you know
where you want to go, what if what if the
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system is so evil and corrupt that you can't make
the changes you want to make. Look look at the
FBI right now. You think Dan Bongino doesn't want to
make the changes you want to make. Dan Bongino's a stud.
He wants to do the right thing. I hope he can.
Maybe he's in a situation where he just can. I
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don't know. That was a little heavy. Go celebrate the
resurrection of Jesus. I'll see you Monday. That's all.
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Jesse Kelly
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